#eventual uf papyrus/reader

[voidandabyssal]

Hi, I have returned >:]

So, I request undertale sans, underfell sans, horrotale sans, and underswap papyrus.

So in this, they are dating Reader. In this scenario, reader has PTSD from their time in war and there is a thunderstorm. Reader is Horrified and the thunder brings back bad memories that causes reader to hide away. Like underneath the bed or closet.

How does the boys help them and how do they react?

Take you're time doing this! Have a good day irl and stay safe! <3

<3

Sans:

Sans gets a little scared of the thunder as well, pretty much all of the boys do.

Not to your extent. But spending your entire life underground makes you a little rattled around this stuff

Sans doesnt try and pull you out from under the bed

He slips you some blankets and pillows to make things more comfortable for you

He uses his magic to construct a little fort under your bed

Then he joins you. Its a comfortable silence between the two of you, Sans doesnt try and pressure you into talking about your fears or ptsd

He’s happy to just keep you company till the storm passes

Red (uf sans):

Red (like sans) gets a little scared, though Red kinda overreacts to the thunder and scares you even more

He almost doesn’t notice you hiding away until he’s done cursing out the sky and the storm

He feels pretty bad about spooking you but he doesn’t say anything

Instead Red disappears from the room and comes back with a bottle of whisky

Nothin like some liquid courage to calm you both down

Neither of you get drunk of course, just enough to loosen up and let go of any anxious thoughts

He doesn’t press you for answers, hell he has his own triggers. He guesses you don’t want to talk about them, at least not right now

Stretch (us paps):

Stretch goes quiet as the first bit of lightning strikes,

He’s almost completely focused on the window, watching in amazement as lightening streaks across the sky

He never thought he would live to see this

Once he notices you tucked away, trying to avoid a panic attack, Stretch snaps out of his trance

He wraps a blanket around you and rubs your back as he quietly mutters assurances

He’s spent years teaching himself how to deal with his own panic attacks that it’s almost automated the way he helps you

Axe (ht sans):

It was a nice, quiet dinner between the two of you when the first thunder strikes down

You freak out and leap under the table and Axe instinctively lashes out

He doesn’t process who exactly he’s growling at, but all he sees is you ducking under table shaking like leaf and that’s all he needs

Eventually you manage to grab a hold of him and snap him out of his trance.

Admittedly, Axe is rather embarrassed. He quickly shakes it off by focusing on you

He manages to convince you to come out from under the table and into the bedroom

Where Axe manages to make a small tent, propped up by the bed posts and magic

The both of you spend the rest of the night comforting one another

[ut-museum-guide]

EDGE FANFICTION

7 smut fics

3 Reader fics

2 shipless fics _ Burn Me Down and Roadside Attraction

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1. Karmic Retribution

By Mercy_Run (127k) - Complete

Sans x Red x Edge

[author summary]

“Sans knew in his soul that there was only one way he was now in another universe. Erasure was one thing a reset would fix, but corrupting and breaking it would be the only reason he was here now.

He had expected to overwhelmed in this world of 'kill or be killed' but it was this timeline's version of his brother and himself that had him stepping up. He was a 1 HP monster, physically weak but he did have one thing on his side in a world so filled with LOVE.”

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2. Broken Bones

By Lady_Kit (162k) - Complete

Edge x Stretch, Edge x Blue

[author summary]

“UF!Papyrus is gravely injured, and UF!Sans brings him to Underswap to recover. UF!Papyrus doesn't know how to handle genuine kindness, and US!Papyrus learns there's more to this other version of himself than he ever guessed.”

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3. ain’t this the life

By nilchance

Sans x Red, Red x Edge

Eventual Sans x Edge

It mostly compiles of one shots Sans x Red but for the one shots with Edge, he steals the show.

[Restricted access]

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4. A Fixed Debt

By undertailsoulsex (196k) - InC

Edge x Sans

[author’s summary]

“Sans tries to go back in time to before his brother is killed. He ends up in the Underfell universe and bites off a lot more than he can chew. Can Underfell Papyrus help him back home or will he be stuck in this awful world forever?”

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5. Don’t Shoot the Albatross

By GypsumLilac (29k) - Complete

Reader fic, SFW

[author summary]

“Papyrus needs a mole with influence in the police force. You need a date to your cousin's wedding.

Papyrus needs information. You need information.

Your aunt is the mayor. Papyrus wants political influence.

Until he has no more use for you-

Until you have no more use for him-

Looks like you're dating a skeleton.”

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6. Burn Me Down

By GypsumLilac (22k) - Complete

Reader fic, SFW

[author’s summary]

“YOU SEE THAT HANDSOME DASHING SKELETON?? THAT IS YOUR NEW BOSS. NO TRYING TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOUR NEW BOSS, AS HE IS QUITE TOUGH AND WOULD SHATTER ANY DELICATE HUMAN HEARTS THAT DARED COME NEAR!!”

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7. Roadside Attraction

By popatochisp (21k) - InC

SFW, Reader fic

[author’s summary]

“You get all kinds at your diner, especially working night-shift--but this is the first time you've ever been warned about one.

Just how bad can one skeleton be...?”

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8. Ain’t this Lamia

By Kamari333

Ain’t this the life fanfic

Red x Edge x Lamia

[author’s summary]

“Red and Edge find something in their livingroom. It immediately catches Edge's attention. As usual, anything Edge likes, Red needs to test drive.”

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9. And Bingo Was His Name-O

By keelywolf (3k) Complete

SFW

Stretch x Edge fluff drabbles

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10. Killing Moon

By Nilchance

Red’s brainwashed and Edge tries to save him.

[Restricted Access]

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11. Chain Me to You

By Trash Theater (52k) - InC

[author’s summary]

“Abandoned by his brother and overwhelmed by Underswap, Slim begins to fall apart. The only one who seems to know what to do with the pieces is Edge, but things in Underfell are getting worse and he doesn’t have time to babysit. Edge can lend a hand, but it wont be enough to keep Slim from falling.”

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From @undertale-museum

[imtrashraccoon]

Master Post Time!

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Feel free to ask me anything! I love interacting with you lovely people!

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Crazy & Cold: Baston x Reader (Horrortale Sans)

Nomadic Love: G!Sans x Reader

The Nightmare of Apathy: Nightmare x F!Reader

Self-Ship UF!Papyrus x Reader

#raccoons random garbage is for my own original art but I used to use it for my original writing too.

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[absent-enigma]

Here’s the hybrid kid (rabbit….axolotl dragon?) that shows up in ch 3 of Accidental Interglactic Transfer (found family/etc). Coloring is supposed to be black/dark blue starry sky for the fur, and the feathers/tail are the purple blue pink galaxy color.

[bunni-teeth81]

UF fanfic idea

(TW: abuse from a partner, not towards reader. Also self-doubt?? Idk. Depression ig. Not from reader currently but they’re probably mentally ill)

So like- reader has a thing for paps. Like down bad. He knows, paps, of course he does. But he doesn’t think he’s good enough and gets with MTT (who’s an asshole in this fic- we hate him)

Sans comforts reader. he has feelings for them. Reader has had feelings for him as well- at the same time. And while they’d love to get with sans, they don’t want to make him feel like he’s a backup or something because they love him and care about him.

Sans doesn’t know that. He’s dense.

Reader and sans end up having sex, neither think anything will come of it but they definitely get closer and lovey kinda and continue to have sex.

Papyrus finds out about this. Him and sans talk about it. Sans rambles about how he’d do almost anything to have reader feel for him as they felt for papyrus. And papyrus points out to him that they do. I mean- this reader wouldn’t just fuck anyone (not to shame ppl who do have sex a lot with ppl, that’s just not the type of person reader is. Maybe they’re Demi?)

So sans is like “oh shit- but what about you? I know you like them” and papyrus is like “I’m not good enough for them plus I’m with MTt” and sans is like yes you are, and MTT is an asshole. (Sans has never liked him)

And papyrus is like “I know but, this is what I’m doing. Go be with them. I want you both to be happy”

So sans and reader talk it out and end up dating.

MTT hates reader, even when they start dating sans. He knew they liked (and still like) pap and didn’t like them cause that. Reader doesn’t like MTT cause he’s mean to pap but plays nice for pap’s sake.

But one day, while sans is at work and reader is at the bros house chillin, pap comes home a little beat up. Not much but enough to raise suspicion since he IS the great papyrus who rarely ever gets hit. So obviously reader gets worried and tends to him, eventually getting him to spill his metaphorical guts about how he feels like he deserves it. Reader has none of that and assures him he doesn’t.

Papyrus just kinda, let’s them help. Let’s them take care of him.

Eventually sans comes home and reader tells him what happened. Paps didn’t want him to know but knew reader was gonna tell him so, he didn’t tell reader not to.

Sans is livid- obviously. Wants to go best tf outta MTT but stays with his brother instead. Together reader and sans convince him to break up with MTT.

Obviously the break up does not go well. Also now Alphys is a tad pissed at them too. But papyrus is free of that ass.

A couple days (or weeks Idc) later sans and paps have a talk-

It’s obvious to sans that paps likes reader- he may be dense in a lot of ways, but not when it comes to his baby brother. So he suggests they look into polyamory. (Them both dating reader! Not each other!!! FONTSEST IS DISGUSTING AND IF YOU LIKE IT GET OFF MY PAGE RN)

Think dirty laundry kinda. Papyrus thinks it over for a while, decides if reader wants to then he wants to. So they bring it up to reader. Reader agrees, they’re all happy! Yay!

That’s not the end tho. That’s just what I’ve gotten to in my head.

Maybe MTT tries to get pap back, either romantically or revenge?? Idk.

I’ll I know is I need this so bad.

If you wanna steal this idea then please do, cause if I do it it’ll never get updated. But if it doesn’t happen soon I’ll attempt. Maybe try Ao3? That’s where all good UT fics are.

[look-bro-it-really-be-like-that]

The newbie (UF!Papyrus x GN!Reader)

Pairing: UnderFell!Papyrus x GN!reader, platonic

[This was supposed to be x male Reader but i somehow accidentally made it gender neutral, aside from 1-2 slang terms]

[also I apologize in advance if papyrus is a lil oc, I haven't written in a while so I'm kind of rusty]

Papyrus is being socially inept and proceeds to scare the shit out of our dear reader, and then proceed to ask them out for lunch to discuss "battle tactics"

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This had been going on for the last 30 minutes, and honestly it was starting to get to me.

Just today I had started my new job as one of the kings royal guards, posted up at the front gates, occasionally waving at some of the local residents passing by from time to time and so far everything had been going fine.

Until...

He had showed up.

And so for the last half an hour the same lanky skeleton had been walking from one end of the road, to the other, non stop, each time getting bolder and bolder.

At first it started out with some small side glances, each time he did a full lap he'd become more and more confident in his sneak peeks, until eventually he just outright stopped in front of me, stared for a few seconds, looked me up and down ,and then walked off.

And after that, I was basically shitting bricks, gripping onto my spear so hard my knuckles turned white.

So here I am, scared shitless, almost certain that I was about to be jumped.

'Only a few more minutes and I get my lunch break, what's a man gotta do to catch a break ...'

My head dipped down slightly, breathing deeply, trying to get rid of the anxiety he had somehow bestowed upon me just by walking in front of me a few times.

And just as I managed to calm down a bit, I felt a tap on my shoulder, and it all came back a tenfold.

Slowly I turn around to him, and the first thing I notice...

'Holy shit this guy is HUGE. "

He looks at me his gaze intense and piercing, and even if he really couldnt see much through my thick iron armour, it felt like he was judging my every move.

"HELLO."

I gingerly wave at him, words caught in my throat, not daring to speak.

"YOU ARE ONE OF THE NEW GUARDS, UNDYNE TOLD ME ABOUT YOU." He slouched a bit, making it easier for me to look at him "AND I MYSELF HAVE BEEN TRYING TO JOIN FOR QUITE A WHILE, AND SO I HAVE TO ASK.."

He slouched down a little bit more almost coming face to face with me.

"HOW DID SOMEONE THE LIKES OF YOU JOIN THE ROYAL GUARDS?"

"OK, wow, asshole."

And there was the both of us both flabbergasted, Both because I had seriously said that to his face.

He backed up slightly "SHIT, NO WAIT, NO I DIDNT MEAN FOR IT TO SOUND THAT CONDESCENDING," he took a big breath, recomposing himself "WHAT I MEAN TO SAY WAS, I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING THAT CAME TO MIND AND IT HAS ALL BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL, I WAS WONDERING WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT MADE IT SO EASY FOR YOU TO JOIN?" He clasped his hands together behind his back, listening carefully.

A moment of silence took over, before I responded "..oh, um I haven't really done anything too special. I just applie-" I was cut off by the loud alarm telling us when we can head off for lunch.

"OH ITS TIME ALREADY." He paused, thinking "LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS OVER LUNCH, GRILBY'S? IN THE MEAN TIME WE CAN DISCUSS FIGHTING STYLES AND BATLLE TACTICS TOO!" He spoke with a slight hint of excitement in his voice, a grin slowly growing on his face.

And so despite every fiber in my being telling me to say no and run for the hills, I gained a little confidence from the fact he didn't slaughter me when I called him an asshole "Oh, uh sure." I said, putting my spear back into its holster on my back.

And with a grin, he took a sharp turn and he began walking quickly back into town, I following him from behind.

Today might not be as bad of a day as I though it will be.

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[yuckydraws]

Fic Recs

Okay I’ve seen a few people make these lists, and I wanted to make one! I have a lot of fics that I just adore and I know I’m always have trouble finding new fics, so maybe this list will have some that y’all haven’t read yet;)

This post is gonna be dedicated to monogamous Sans/reader fics, but I’m planning on reblogging this post with a list of monogamous Papyrus/reader fics, and then one with poly/harem fics. I might also do one with little ficlets or fics that don’t have a relationship in them but are super good and worth reading;)

I’m always looking for more fics so please let me know if you have one I should check out!!

Also these fics aren’t in any particular order, mostly just whichever ones came up first in my “marked for later” page;) and apparently you can’t make nice looking links on mobile and my computer is having issues so bare with the messy format.

First Round: Sans/reader’s

Despite Everything it’s Still You by @crusnikroxas https://archiveofourown.org/works/13461474/chapters/30859359

(Sans/reader)

I LITERALLY CANNOT RECOMMEND THIS FIC ENOUGH- People who have followed me for awhile may have seen me gush over this fic many times, but it deserves all the gushing! It’s a delicious slowburn, and has such a unique take on soulmates and souls in general. It’s an amazing read full of humor, mystery, fluff, science, angst, and amazing characterization! I can’t do a long summary without spoiling anything but: The reader falls underground where she finds happiness, but what’s going on with her soul?

(CW: female reader, violence and eventual smut, alcohol mentions)

Cadaverous by @crusnikroxas https://archiveofourown.org/works/21808357/chapters/52040893

(HT!Sans/reader)

Another Cru one because they are great;) this one doesn’t have as many chapters yet but it is off to an amazing start! It takes place in the Horrortale universe when monsters are still underground and there aren’t a lot of those, so it’s pretty interesting.

(CW: female reader, violence, gore, eventual smut)

These Are Our Days by @Rehlia (for some reason I can’t tag sorry! But they do have a tumblr account with that name<3) https://archiveofourown.org/works/7244671/chapters/16447825

(Sans/reader)

Another slowburn!!! It’s set on the surface after the pacifist route. I love the characterization the author does and how they really get into the integration of monsters in human society as well as monster culture! Also I think Sans is written beautifully in this fic;)

(CW: female reader, eventual smut, some violence, and depictions of terrorism against monsters)

Big Cats Like Bones Too by @kertneyk https://archiveofourown.org/works/28020429/chapters/68640615

(UF!Sans/reader)

YALL THIS ONE IS SO GOOD TOO ANJSKSMSM- it’s by my bro kertney! I’ve reblogged all of the updates so chances are y’all have seen it already, but if you haven’t read it you totally should!! It’s another deliciously well written slow burn, and this fic has such a kickass reader omg- The reader is a were-leopard who has trouble with impulse control, and Sans is emotionally constipated, what happens when they come together?

(CW: female reader, cop reader, violence, eventual smut)

So You Think You’re Good Enough for MY Human? by AstroWritesStuff (aka @und3rwat3r-a5tr0naut ) https://archiveofourown.org/works/29381988/chapters/72178977

(UF!Sans/reader)

Astro is blessing us with this fic!!! I love it so far I can’t wait to see where it goes! It’s great and y’all should read it;) Sans likes reader, reader has a bitty Sans that hates big Sans - I just know this fic is gonna be good-

(CW: alcohol mentions)

Lost in Translation by ladyarkytiorofdunans https://archiveofourown.org/works/15316746/chapters/35536638

(Beasttale!Sans/reader)

I binged this one awhile ago but I really loved it!! I haven’t been able to find a lot of good beasttale!sans/reader’s but this one had me on the edge of my seat the whole time;)

(CW: violence, kidnapping, violence against monsters)

Also check out it’s sequel!! 725K https://archiveofourown.org/works/28918452/chapters/70949985

Star-crossed by @alch3mic https://archiveofourown.org/works/29095785/chapters/71422581

(Sans/reader)

Only has one chapter so far but OMG WAS SO GRIPPING AND I LOVED IT!!! I can already tell the world building is gonna be amazing. Basically the reader is a cool mage and so far is a baddie ;P also in this fic Sans is a mermaid!!!! I love me some mermaid fics<3

(CW: none yet<3)

Lights like Stars by Sebbybear https://archiveofourown.org/works/9787064/chapters/21979091

(Sans/reader)

I’ve gotta be honest it’s been awhile since I’ve read this one but I remember binging it and liking it;) it’s set after the pacifist route and it another great slowburn!

(CW: depictions and implied sexual assault, female reader)

Curious Laughter by Spiffysiffy https://archiveofourown.org/works/25947901/chapters/63073864

(Sans/reader)

I’ve gotta be honest, I’ve only read a few chapters but this fic is so fluffy and cute omg- Basically the reader is part of Papyrus’ study group and Sans takes a liking to them;)

(CW: none yet<3)

For a Bad Time by Welpthisismylifenow https://archiveofourown.org/works/28816350/chapters/70673976

(UF!Sans/reader)

This one is super funny;) not a lot of chapters yet but I’m invested!! It’s based on the whole trope of “they are best friends online and know each other in real life- but they don’t know it’s each other”? I don’t think I explained that well lmao

(CW: female reader, eventual smut, alcohol mentions)

Modern Love by MissWolfinger https://archiveofourown.org/works/23939803/chapters/57571432

(Sans/reader)

THIS ONE IS SO GOOD AJJAKAHANM- it’s another “they are best friends online and know each other in real life- but they don’t know it’s each other”? And its so well done lmao. I also really like how independent the reader is in this one;)

(CW: none I can think of??)

In the Woods Somewhere by WelpThisIsMyLifeNow https://archiveofourown.org/works/27316066/chapters/66740269

(HT!Sans/reader)

Not a lot of chapters yet but omg I love it!!! The reader is a security guard at the library Sans is using the archives of for a project. It’s a pretty good premise and I’m excited for more;)

(CW: none I can think of)

Blueberry Magic by flamingburningfandomtrash https://archiveofourown.org/works/22894261/chapters/54720940

(Sans/reader)

Another one that I haven’t read that much of but I’ve heard good things so I thought I would put it on the list;) a soulmate au where the reader has synesthesia and perhaps another secret 👀

(CW: mild smut, verbal abuse, named reader, female reader)

Little Bab(ies) Mine by CreativePoptart https://archiveofourown.org/works/21711805/chapters/51789190

(HT!Sans/pregnant!reader)

This is a short fic (six chapters) but it is soooooo cute!! It’s about Sans and the readers experience with their first pregnancy, very sweet and fluffy;)

(CW: AFAB reader, description of labor)

Not Your Doll. by LadyAnatares https://archiveofourown.org/works/6087736/chapters/13953901

(Sans/reader)

Okay this one I haven’t read at all but it’s been in my marked for later and it seems promising? It’s set after the pacifist route and its a super slowburn with Sans having a history with Toriel. I’m hoping to get to it soon, it has a lot of chapters lmao.

(CW: implied child abuse, monster discrimination, eventual smut)

Pursuit of Happiness by outindaylight https://archiveofourown.org/works/14465631/chapters/33419772

(Sans/reader)

THIS ONE AHHAKAJ IS GREAT!! It’s set after the pacifist route, focuses on monster integration, and is a slowburn. Sans works to open up a human and monster nightclub to help monster-human relations, and he commissions the artist reader to help and romance happens;)

(CW: violence against monsters, violence, female reader, mild sexual content)

Fur a Good Time, Call... by @popatochisssp https://archiveofourown.org/works/15881328/chapters/37005171

(HT!Sans/reader)

THIS ONE ANNAJAKA- probably the best HT!sans/reader I’ve ever read. It’s so sweet and fluffy - obviously it’s horrortale so dark stuff comes up a little but omg this fic had me 🥰🥺 pretty much the whole time! Okay basically the reader and Sans work at an animal shelter, and once they get talking.... you get the picture

(CW: dark themes of horrortale mentioned)

My Monster (CanuckTale) by AuroraDragon1983 https://archiveofourown.org/works/18727231/chapters/44419780

(Sans/reader)

I haven’t read this one either (it’s on my reading list I just haven’t gotten to it yet) but from what I’ve seen it looks promising. Reader finds Sans passed out on a riverbank and helps him out by taking him home and tending to him, once he wakes up, interesting conversations take place.

(CW: Soul intimacy)

A Bloody Meeting in the Woods by StickyGem636 https://archiveofourown.org/works/21911377/chapters/52299754

(HT!Sans/reader)

I personally had to stop reading this fic due to personal reasons/triggers but it’s really well written and I’m putting it on this list because I think other people might like it;) Basically, the reader lives in a remotely and they meet their skelebro neighbors through interesting bloody circumstances...

(CW: blood, female reader, misogyny)

Cave Bear by @llamagoddessofficial https://archiveofourown.org/works/26181586/chapters/63709984

(HF!Sans/reader)

Okay this one is one of the few horrorfell fics I’ve found and it takes place underground and so far it’s really good!

(CW: gore, broken limbs, cannibalism, violence, kidnapping, starvation)

Tangles by @popatochisssp https://archiveofourown.org/works/22458358/chapters/53663182#main

(HF!Sans/reader)

Another one of the few horrorfell fics I’ve found. This one doesn’t have a lot of chapters either but omg y’all it’s so sweet, it takes places on the surface and y’all hf!sans deserves all the hugs that man has been through so much-

(CW: none I can think of? The dark stuff underground might be mentioned eventually but as of now it’s pretty fluffy)

The Bystander Effect by Tinibopper https://archiveofourown.org/works/9533000/chapters/21556130

(Sans/reader)

I haven’t read this on yet either but it looks like a good one and one of my friends liked it;) the reader has a soul of bravery but she has extreme anxiety. Despite that, she can’t help but try to stop frisk from falling underground, I think y’all can guess what happens next;)

(CW: female reader)

The Skeleton Games by @poetax https://archiveofourown.org/works/8700787/chapters/19948357

(UF!Sans/reader)

This one is sooooo good y’all- basically the reader is a badass vampire and Sans is a tsundere little ass which leads to so many great comical scenes;) I could not put down this fic I’m telling y’all-

(CW: blood, heats, female reader)

Between Flesh & Bone by Darkina https://archiveofourown.org/works/5249321/chapters/12111500

(Sans/reader)

I binged this one awhile ago but I loved it!! It’s after the pacifist route and Sans is the night security guard where the reader works, the reader tends to work late.....

(CW: sexual harassment/assault, eventual smut)

The Mathematics of Love and Loss by OpalFruits https://archiveofourown.org/works/7898632/chapters/18042874

(Sans/reader)

This is another one I never finished due to personal reasons, but I’m putting it here because I think some of y’all might like it;) it’s after the pacifist route, war broke out again and Sans “recruits” the reader rebel to help the monsters...

(CW: blood, war, death, eventual smut)

Skeleton Kisses by docemoon145 https://archiveofourown.org/works/17428046/chapters/41029673

(Sans/reader)

Okay this one was so interesting and cool!! It really goes into the shocks that one my have while dating a skeleton and I like that it explores those instances in depth instead of skirting over it? It also led to a lot of laughs lmao and it’s a slowburn!! I like me some slowburns;) Basically the reader goes on a blind date to find that she’s set up with a skeleton. Sans the skeleton.

(CW: heats, eventual smut, female reader)

Teach Me How by bibliomaniac https://archiveofourown.org/works/6594973/chapters/15087157

(Sans/reader)

This one I’ve never read either lmao, but it looks good! I just don’t do great with the enemies to lovers trope, I’m more of a friends to lovers person;) but basically the Sans and the reader are teachers at Toriel’s school, they don’t like each other it’s a small school....

(CW: none I can see)

PAPYRUS IM COMING FOR YOU NEXT!!!!

[1-800-roflmao]

Wash Day Delight Pt. 4

Rating:  General Audiences

WARNINGS:  None

Fandom:  Undertale (Video Game)

Relationships:  Papyrus (Undertale)/Reader, Papyrus (Undertale) & Reader,  Papyrus (Underfell) & Reader, Papyrus (FSG) & Reader, Papyrus (Swapfell) & Reader

Characters:  Papyrus (Undertale), Reader, Edge (UF Pap), and Mentions of Other AU Skeletons

Additional Tags:  Reader Is Not Frisk (Undertale), Reader Is Not Chara (Undertale), reader is poc, Reader has curly hair,  Undertale Monsters on the Surface, Friendship, Wholesome, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, I'm Bad At Summaries, Not Beta Read, Romance if you squint, Subtext, Let Papyrus be Sassy, Edge Is The Unwilling Dad Friend, Idiots in Love, Fluff and Humor, Slice of Life, Teasing Edge Is Fun, Papy is Best Boi

*Split this chapter into two. Will be posting both today. Morning thoughts and Papy has a great idea! Tried avoiding using y/n as much as I could, but had to this chapter.

PREVIOUS || FIRST || NEXT

She would say morning came too quickly, but in all honesty, this was technically her second time waking up that morning.  Somehow, in spite of the tireless workout she had been put through the night before, she had woken up at the usual time right before her alarm--that was NOT set cause she turned that off with plans to sleep in today--would have gone off.  She’d spared a single, groggy glance at her phone’s clock.  The notifications lining the screen not even registering in her mind.  No, she’d get her well earned sleep in had been and without further adieu, she had put the phone back down, rolled over, and snuggled back in for another few hours of sleep.  

    That had been earlier.  Now, she blinked awake as light from the mid-morning sun sneaked through the slim openings of the curtains just behind her bed.  Blearily, her eyes followed the rays path across her form, her bed, and eventually over the floor where it seemed to highlight her shed clothes along with the open bathroom.  Right… she had forgotten to brush her teeth in her haste to sleep.  Rolling her tongue and opening and closing her mouth, she winced as she felt her cheek move against the now very cold wet spot on her pillow.  Well, at least that second round of sleep was apparently heavy and content.  

“Eugth…” Not that it made waking up in your drool anymore pleasant.  Trying to sit up resulted in even more groans as her muscles protested.  Yup, there were those core muscles that had been oddly silent yesterday acting up today.  Her arm she had tried to push up on had not been too much trouble, but her shoulder had twinged and she had gone back down.  She had managed to at least roll on her back and away from the drool pool though.  Positives.  Focus on the positives.  For a few moments, she just let herself completely relax into the mattress and pillows, just breathing--in and out, slow and even, again and again until all her tension dispersed. 

“They really did me in,” she mumbled as she began to roll her wrists, “But I’ve got too much to get done to be lyin’ around here all day feelin’ miserable.”  Too much considering her now very awake mind realized she had forgotten to wrap her hair, but thankfully she had splurged on satin sheets and pillowcases, so it shouldn’t be too bad.  Maybe it was a blessing in disguise, she didn’t get her wrap sweaty… “Still gonna wash it.”  By now, she had started stretching and working her shoulders with careful, slow rolls and reaches.  The more she moves, the more she’ll loosen up and actually be able to function.  She just couldn’t overdue it.

As she moved onto her legs, she couldn’t stifle a little moan of discomfort as she lifted one limb at time to carefully draw her knee in towards her stomach before extending again.  It took time, but eventually she was able to push herself up into a sitting position.  Muscles in her back, abdomen, and surprising what felt like her butt that she hadn’t been aware of protested, but a few more deep breathes calmed them.  Seeing her phone laying on the sheets near her, she guessed earlier that morning she hadn’t bothered to put the phone back where it went exactly, but current her was very thankful for her sleepy self’s carelessness.

Picking up the device, she decided to take a moment to rest before continuing her war against her body.  Besides, she could remember that she had messages to reply to.  Tapping the screen, she input her pattern and tapped on the messages app.  The first one she opened was Coffee’s.  “Oooh,” she cooed as she looked over the drawing once again with fresh eyes.  Last night, she remembered thinking the hairstyle was cute, but now she could see the little details he included, like his choice of including a custom undercut design.  Could her barber achieve that?  She’d have to ask, but for now.

(to JavaBoi)

Flooffie:  Good morning! 

Flooffie:  Sorry about not replying last night

Flooffie:  This hairstyle is so cute

Flooffie:  And the undercut design is SICK!

Flooffie:  In a good way 

Flooffie:  I’d love to wear it, but I’ll have to check in with my barber about the undercut.

She waited a moment to see if he’d answer, but no little dots popped up so she guessed he was possibly still sleeping or he was busy.  Most likely the former.  Leaving that conversation, she sent a quick message to her barber asking how complicated a design he would be willing to do on an undercut.  She hadn’t expected an answer, but no sooner had she went to click the back button, his answer popped up.  His answer surmised that he had done more complicated pieces, but it all depends on the design.  “Makes sense…” she mumbled before forwarding the doodle to him.   It took him a moment longer to reply this time, but his answer had her beaming: “Sure, just get a better reference.  Bigger too.” 

(to JavaBoi)

Flooffie:  I feel like I’m spamming you.  Sorry!

Flooffie: But I got with my barber and he said he could do it

Flooffie:  Just he needs a better ref

Flooffie:  Could you draw it bigger?  

Flooffie:  I’ll treat you!

        She included some pleading and heart emojis for good measure, even though she was sure he wouldn’t mind one bit.  Moving on, she opened up a certain someone’s convo, eager to see how he reacted to her last text.  A little laugh bubbled past her smile as she saw his reply, full of exclamation marks and a little pause between two of the replies.

(11:33 PM) Papaya:  ….

(11:40 PM) Papaya:  !!!!!!!

Papaya:  TOUCHE! ALTHOUGH I HAD TO GOOGLE WHAT YOU HAD MEANT

Papaya:  MY SKILLS AT PICKING UP THESE IDIOMS IS IMPROVING

Papaya:  WHO CAME UP WITH THESE THINGS?  WHY? WHY NOT JUST SAY WHAT YOU MEAN?!

(11:45 PM) Papaya:  YOUR LACK OF RESPONSE MUST MEAN YOU HAVE FINALLY GONE TO  BED

Papaya:  GOOD

(12:01 AM) Papaya:  SWEET DREAMS, (Y/N)

    Her amusement at how Papyrus could continue a conversation with no one there was overshadowed by the warmth the last text brought.  It was such a simple little thing.  It’s not like he had even called her a pet name, but it still had her flushing and turning her face away from the phone like that would somehow ease the heat.  Maybe it was because she could see the timestamp and knew he had taken the time to pick up the phone again after setting it down for a while just to send that message.  Was it narcissistic to think she was his last thought before he fell asleep?  “It’s too early to be this flustered!” she whined, the fingers of her free hand playing with ends of one of her braids, “All over a text that might not have any deeper meaning…”     

    After her little grumble, she did her best to ignore the sting the words brought.  One more deep breath, she turned back to her phone and the texts, allowing a small smile.  There was no sense in making herself miserable.  It was still a dear friend thinking of her after all.  

    (to Papaya)

Flooffie:  Morning Papi!  Hope you had sweet dreams as well

        Before she could start her next message, she saw those little dots pop up and chuckled.  Of Course he was up already.  

Papaya:   GOOD MORNING!

Papaya:   I DO NOT REMEMBER MY DREAMS, BUT I’M SURE THEY WERE GREAT!

Flooffie:  Just like you, eh?

Papaya:   OFCOURSE!

Papaya:   UM… HOW ARE YOU FEELING THIS MORNING?

Papaya:   NOT TOO SORE I HOPE

    She snorted at that before replying.

Floofie:   Like I got hit by a 18 wheeler in the fast lane and somehow survived to regret it.

Papaya:   ….

Papaya:   APOLOGIES

Papaya:   BUT ARE YOU COMPARING YOUR PAIN TO GETTING HIT BY A SEMI?!

        She could just feel his panic and knew he would start fretting through the text.  She felt just a little guilty laughing at his reaction.  Thankfully, it wasn’t too difficult to calm him down and assure him she was simply exaggerating.  No, he didn’t need to take her to the hospital.  No, he had not broken her.  At Least as far as she knew he hadn’t.  

Throughout, she had slowly worked her way to the edge of the bed and now sat with her legs hanging off.  In between texts with Papyrus, he opened a few of the others.  One was Edge checking in with a reminder that she shouldn’t over exert herself.  She went to send a little thumbs up, but paused and instead juggled between two responses.  Which would mess with him more?  Biting her bottom lip, she finally settled on one and quickly sent it:  “Yes, Daddy~”.  Knowing Edge, he was up, but wouldn’t look at the message until he had a moment, so she closed the convo.  She could see the damage later.

More puns and jokes which she graced with appropriate responses: groans at the especially bad ones and chuckles at the ones that were actually clever.  She of course made her approval known with quick little texts and gifs; the bad ones received the same treatment.  None of it was mean and to tell the truth, it only fanned the flames for these gremlins as she had learned.  They seemed determined to dig up the worst puns they could manage.  By the time, she finished replying, she had made it to the bathroom and was finally taking care of her dental hygiene.  

Her phone now dinged instead of buzzing with each new text.  Most of which were from Papyrus she assumed.  Toothbrush in her mouth, she picked up her phone and opened the texting app again as she resumed brushing with her other hand.  She had been correct.  A line of texts from her friend popped up on the screen and they ranged from bringing up his question about idioms from last night to checking in that she was actually taking the time to rest.  She thanked the stars that her phone wasn’t on the larger side as it allowed her to hold and type with one hand.  

Flooffie:  Decided to make today wash day since people are INSISTING I rest.  Was due for one anyway.

Papaya:   WASH DAY?  YOU HAVE A DAY DEDICATED TO WASHING?

Papaya:   I THOUGHT HUMANS PRUNE IF THEY ARE IN WATER TOO LONG?

She let him get out all his ponderings and ramblings, which took a good minute, before she finally jumped in.  Although she’d love to convince him it was a secret, sacred holiday and ritual that humans have to partake in a few days a year for… reasons, she fought down her inner prankster and cursed Cash for his influence on her.  

Flooffie:  It’s nothing elaborate… kinda?

Flooffie:  It’s just that people like me tend to have a lot of hair and it takes time to properly care for it.

Flooffie:  So, we make a day of it.  Chill and relax, pamper ourselves, etc

She was a bit surprised he hadn’t replied immediately and had actually finished with her dental routine by the time he finally texted back.  

Papaya:  SO IT IS A DAY DEDICATED TO YOUR HAIR?!

Oh, she hadn’t seen this much enthusiasm from him for her hair in a good bit.  As his texts came through, she felt touched he wanted to learn more and she was happy to inform him, best she could over text anyway.  There was another long pause in between his text.  Just long enough for her to reach for her shower handle as she decided to finally take a shower and get started on her day.  Her phone dinged and Papyrus changed all her plans.

Papaya:  WHY DON’T YOU HAVE YOUR WASH DAY AT OUR HOUSE?!!

[lover-of-skellies]

Writing Masterlist

since this is starting to get longer and longer, I figured I’d put a cut, just to save everyone some time when scrolling through my crap here :P

My other blogs, for anyone who'd like to know where else they can find me on this hellsite: @ohgodallthefandoms-backup (my main), @zlamina (only animal stuff), @skelesinners-r-us (my nsfw skeleton jester/daycare attendant blog), @ask-the-riders (an ask blog for the riders of the apocalypse), @skellies-art (the place where I put all my doodles), @pareidolia-artprompts (a random art prompt blog where I post visual art prompts), and @radical-superstar-daycare (a special blog I made for Daycare Attendant!Fresh, Sonnie (Sundrop!Conquest), and Lunar (Moondrop!Retribution). The newest addition to my blogs is @tsams-and-co-memes, where I post TSBS memes

Pareidolia-artprompts, ask-the-riders, and radical-superstar-daycare are on a hiatus of sorts rn. Just a heads up, ig

Link to my AO3 here

Link to my Redbubble here

Link to my Ko-Fi here

Buy pokemon cards from my ebay here

AU Skeleton Nickname Master List here

FreshDex link here

Choose Your Own Path routes

Start

Handshake

Baby Ducks

Continue Walking

Fight

Rock

One Last Attempt

Choose Your Own Path 2/CYOP2 routes

Start

Walk a little faster

Unlikely Circumstances

Unlikely Circumstances (Part 1)

Unlikely Circumstances (Part 2)

Nep/Gill/Betta Related

In Deep Water

Betta x Reader ("face reality" prompt)

The Union

Congrats, You're a Dad!

UnderFell/MafiaFell(/MobFell) Related

To The Moon and Back (UF!Sans x Reader)

Light In The Dark (UF!Sans x Nyctophobic!Reader)

Family Secrets

Necro/NecroTale Related

Necro's story (part 1 of ???)

Touch starved (w/Necro)

Red Velvet (a father's day scenario w/Mal and Necro)

My Glitchy Daughter

Nightmares

HorrorTale Related

You Should Be

Distractions (HT!Sans x Reader fluff that very quickly becomes suggestive)

Eat You Up ("hunted down" horror prompt w/HT!Sans)

Marked

Nightmare/Bad Sanses Related

Alone (Nightmare x Reader (kinda sorta))

Nightmare's Puppets

A Way Out

Mother Void

Locked up and left behind (w/Nightmare and Mal)

Mistake/Accident prompt w/Cross and Error (comic)

No Strings On Me (puppeteer prompt w/Error and Nightmare

Little Hellion (Dadmare & baby Nyx)

Sleep Paralysis horror prompt w/ Sleep Paralysis!Nightmare

Abyss (Sleep Paralysis!Nightmare prompt continuation)

Overgrown - prompt w/Nightmare

Comfort food - prompt w/Horror

Rampage - prompt w/Nightmare

Fear of the Dark (Figment!Killer blurb)

I Am Dust And Shadow (Figment!Dust blurb)

Dream/Star Sanses Related

Locked up and left behind (w/Blueberry)

The birth of Yanberry (horror/angst prompt w/Shattered Dream and Blueberry)

Template (and eventually Pale) Related

Template's Offer

Spider Donuts and Scarves (a father's day scenario w/Mal and Template)

Mal Related

Mal to the Rescue/Error Gets Vibe Checked

Mal's New Attack

Mal and Geno - family fluff

Mal's Great Escape

The origin of a name (contains TWs)

And Then There Was One

Mal discovers she's pregnant

Mal meets herself

Ships

A Life Worth Living (CrossMare fluff prompt)

Cause of Death: Love (NightBerry angst)

Greatly Disappointed (NightKiller angst)

Slammed into a wall (w/ErrInk)

"Hang on, hang on, we're gonna fall off the bed/couch-" (fluff prompt w/ErrInk)

Mine ("til death do us part" prompt w/Dark Cream)

Never Speak To Strangers

Start

Check Other Windows

Risky Business

Start

Sure, but we need to make it fast - route

Apologize - route

Try the front door of the facility - route

Use the vent - route

Go into the daycare attendant’s room - route

Other Characters

Forum Deals With Flirting

Kisses, cuddles, and cocoa (UT!Papyrus x Reader)

Paps' Nightmare

That's how much I love you (Yandere US!Papyrus x Reader)

That's how much I love you [part 2] (Yandere US!Papyrus x Reader x Yandere US!Sans)

Info masterlist on my characters

Reasons To Not Mess With Mal or Betta

Kiss prompt masterlist

Little Thief (NOT AN UTAU FIC)

Headcanon voices/audio edits/voice claims masterlist

Smoochability rating masterlist

One Fear (NOT AN UTAU FIC)

Here's a link to my nsfw smutfic masterlist, if you're at all into reading stuff of that nature

And here's the link that'll take you to a masterlist of stuff for the riders of the apocalypse :P it's both an info masterlist and a writing masterlist rolled into one, so ye

EDIT: if you have something you'd like me to write, feel free to send me an ask :) I'm not at all judgmental and I'll write just about anything. I'm even willing to take smut requests as well, if that's more your cup of tea :P (request smut stuff here -> @skelesinners-r-us)

((If any of the links don't work or take you somewhere other than where they're supposed to, let me know!))

[valkyrieofsmut]

Captive Love   16

UF!Sans x Reader (or Frisk if you wanna)

Summary: Sweetheart is a badass. Sans likes it.

A/N: Sorry I'm an idiot and posted the next chapter before this one...! Anyway... Yay!

Masterlist      Series Masterlist

Story

A good morning.

(Y/n) woke as hands moved over her, smoothing over her sides and front. 

"good mornin', sweetheart," a rough voice greeted from near her ear where she could feel Sans nuzzling and nipping. 

She tried to greet him back, but it came out as a pleasured sounding hum as she shifted her hips and felt the pleasant soreness from the night before between her thighs. 

Sans let out a deep chuckle that sent shivers down her spine. "still feel it, huh, sweetheart?" 

She felt her cheeks heat at the reminder of what they'd done. 

"got some more a that 'f ya want it," he told her, his suggestive voice full of heat and promises. 

.

Sans was over her, straddling her thigh once more, boney hand up the loose leg of her shorts. 

He'd tried to get her out of her clothes, but she'd been so shy, ducking her head and pressing her face against him to hide that, he'd given in. 

He'd even tried to tell her that he bet she had the most beautiful body he'd ever seen, but, with a glance down at his own covered chest, he could understand that everyone had something they were nervous about letting others see. 

So he'd ended up here, with his hand up her shorts, fingering her to a quick orgasm as she clutched at his shirt and panted and whined against his clavicle. 

"mmnn, sound so good, sweetheart," he rumbled against her. "that one was quick, huh? let's get ya 'nother one…" 

(Y/n) was sure that if she had completely gotten her voice back by now, and hadn't been trying so hard to stay quiet, she would have lost it by now. 

Sans' finger bones were surprisingly talented, to the point that she wondered if he'd ever been with a human before, or if monsters' anatomys were just so similar it translated well. 

She came again, her teeth digging into his shirt covered clavicle to keep herself quiet. 

Sans let out a low, needy growl at her bite. "ooh, fuck , sweetheart… ya make me wanna straight up ravage that pussy…" 

(Y/n) whimpered, clenching tighter at his sexy, need soaked words. 

His hand had slowed down, gently stroking her through her orgasm so he didn't over stimulate her, and she wondered how long he was planning on doing this, and if he was planning… that , too… 

It would only be fair for him to come, too, after all… 

"SANS!" Papyrus' voice echoed in the hall, and Sans groaned out a sigh as his hand stopped. 

He turned toward the door and called back, "yeah, boss?"

"DON'T SLACK OFF ON YOUR ROUNDS TODAY!"

Sans sighed again. "yeah, boss, got it, don't worry 'bout it," he called back. 

(Y/n) felt both excited and nervous at having Sans' hand still inside her as he spoke to his brother on the other side of the door. 

What if Papyrus got frustrated with the piece of wood and just came in? 

There were no blankets covering where Sans' hand was up her shorts… It would be glaringly obvious what they were doing. 

Sans looked over at her with a smirk and a chuckle at the feel of her nervous clench around his fingers at the thought, and wiggled them inside her, making her bite back a moan. 

"MAKE SURE YOU DO 'GOT IT' SANS, OR I WILL BE FORCED TO… DO SOMETHING DRASTIC!" 

Sans groaned in frustration and pulled his fingers from her, making her whimper at the loss. 

"i'm gettin' up right now, i'll leave in a few minutes, boss, i swear!" 

Papyrus finally left with a "SEE THAT YOU DO!" 

"sorry, dollface, i gotta go ta work," he sighed as he stood from the bed, digging in the clean pile of laundry he'd placed next to, but not in, his dresser to find some clean clothes. 

"Sa-ns," (Y/n) asked hesitantly, and broke off as she wondered how she could have let him touch her like he had been without even a care in the world about getting home and if he was still keeping her here against her will, or just to keep her safe. 

Oh, it was a dirty feeling… 

"yeah, sweetheart?" He asked, pulling a suitable shirt from the pile. 

"I- ...I ahm g-ng hohme, evehntu-lly… rigkh…?" She asked, trying not to sound as nervous as she felt. [I am going home eventually, right?]

Sans looked up at her, pausing in his search for a sock to match the one in his hand. 

Sans really wanted her to stay there with him- but he knew that he couldn't keep her there forever. He'd already witnessed a small dose of her ire, and he had no doubt that it would only get worse the longer it went on. 

He would have to let her go, eventually… eventually being the key word. 

"yeah. yeah, sweetheart," he told her. "gotta make it safe ta make the trip, first…" 

She smiled at him for his response, and it did a little to lift his soul from the ditch of misery it'd fallen into at the thought of her going. 

"C'n Ikh b-rrow y-r phohne?" She asked. [can I borrow your phone?]

Sans looked at her in question as he pulled out the device and unlocked it. 

He handed it to her and went back to searching for his other sock. 

(Y/n) listened as the familiar voice gave the store greeting, asking how she could help her. 

"Hehy, Sally," she greeted. "Who's theh m-nahger todahy?" [hey, Sally, who’s the manager today?]

Sans looked up at that. "heh, you tryna get through ta that idiot at yer work?" 

She nodded in reply. "Okh, graht," she sighed at hearing it was the same manager that had written her off as dead before. "Pahtch m- tkhrough, plehse." [Oh, great. Patch me through, please.]

Sans chuckled as he moved next to her on the bed, looking amused. "i gotta see how far ya get wit 'im." 

(Y/n) switched it to speaker and listened as he gave the store greeting, then said, "hihk Doug. Iht's (Y/n)." [hi Doug, it’s (Y/n)]

He let out a startled, confused stutter, and (Y/n) saw Sans holding back a laugh. 

"H-hi, (Y/n)! I-I heard that you- that you were in monster territory!" Doug exclaimed. 

"Ikh ahm," she answered. [I am.]

"O- oh… Wh- h-how are you calling the store, then?" He asked. 

"Mohnsters hahve phohnes, Doug, theh're not uh strihctly hum'n thihng," she told him. [monsters have phones, Doug, they’re not a strictly human thing.]

A chortle escaped Sans at that. 

"Oh… Um… Well, what can I do for you?" Doug asked. "You need someone to come out there and save you, or…" He trailed off, and (Y/n) was pretty sure it was because he was trying to think of what other reason she could have called, and if he could think of someone else to do it. 

"Noh, Ikh dohn't neehd uh r-scue, Ikh just neehd toh hahve mhy job wh-n Ikh geht bahck," she told him. [no, I don’t need rescue, I just need to have my job when I get back.]

After a moment, Doug told her, "you've missed a bunch of shifts, (Y/n). Lots of no calls no shows." 

"Doh y-u agreeh thaht b-ng in mohnst'r terr-tory as uh human is dahng'rous?" She asked. [Do you agree that being in monster territory as a human is dangerous?]

"Y-yeah," he agreed hesitantly, not sure where this was going. 

"Y-u agreeh that wahlk-ng thr-gh mohnst'r terr-tory would be lihke walk-ng thr-gh uh wahr gr-nd?" She prompted. [You agree that walking through monster territory would be like walking through a war ground?]

"U- uh, y-yeah," he agreed hesitantly again. 

"Thehn y-u agreeh thaht th-s fahlls under any l-w mahk-ng 't 'llehg-l to fihre uh 'mployeeh f-r b-ng tr-pp'd in uh w-r zohne?" She asked. [Then you agree that this falls under any law making it illegal to fire an employee for being trapped in a warzone?]

There was silence on the other end of the line. 

Sans' sockets widened. She could be vicious when she wanted to… 

It kinda turned him on. 

"S-so- do you have an idea of when you'll be back?" Doug asked. 

"W-r 's uh 'nprehd-ctable thihng," she answered, getting irritated that her voice was getting worse and worse with use. [War is an unpredictable thing.]

After she'd hung up, Sans commented, "gettin' tough wit 'em, huh?" 

She shrugged with a sheepish grin. "Thre-t-ng lehg-l 'ction uhs-lly mahkes pehple d' wha's rihght." [Threatening legal action usually makes people do what’s right.]

Sans' tongue flicked over his teeth. It was still turning him on. Especially with that adorable squeak. 

"Ohne mohre c-ll?" She asked. [One more call?]

Luckily, the call to her landlord went much easier, the secretary taking her information and making a note on her account, promising to do what they could about pausing the rent charges, or at least putting any actions on hold. 

When she was done, (Y/n) hung up and handed the phone back to Sans. 

She looked at her hands, rubbing them over each other. "Th-nks, S-ns." [Thanks, Sans]

Sans sat awkwardly for a moment before going back to looking for his other sock. 

The mood had fallen, and his poor sweetheart seemed pretty down. 

"y-you… uh- s-sweetheart, ya wanna come wit me?" He asked, his eyelights focused on the laundry, finally finding a sock. 

(Y/n) looked up at him in question, careful hope in her eyes. "R...lly?" [Really?]

"yeah, doll," he told her, focused on grabbing a pair of shorts. "'s what th' c- ...thing, is fer, after all…" 

The smile that grew on her face as she nodded made his soul throb. 

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[nighttimepixels]

Night!! You like Llamagoddess, right?? Well, I was curious - what three or four skeletons would you put together in an Aggre-style setup? If you like that?

Oh dude, @llamagoddessofficial​ rocks. Seriously, if you like skeleton x reader content, you’re missing out if you’re not following her! (Go follow her and shower her in praise, 12/10 sweetheart and high-quality storyteller)

I’m guessing you mean like... what skeletons would I throw together in an xReader stirfry to see what delightful shenanigans result?

Llama’s got the corner on that sweet sweet UT, UF, & HT Sans (Sans, Red, & Skull, for her!) + MF Sans (Hit) content (seriously, are you reading Aggre? You should be) - so I’ll choose differently so I don’t step on her toes there!

That said, here’s a few of the guys that I think would be fun:

US, UF, and HF Sans (Caelum, Red, and Hickory, for me)

Honestly I love a strong & upbeat but secretly-struggling-with-depression US Sans; coupled with Red’s brashness but deep down softness, and Hickory’s... everything, the dynamic is rife with potential

It would’ve been Caelum’s fault; he accidentally messed with his brother’s machine and caused this mess trying to fix it (he came pretty far too, but...)

Hickory would almost certainly go a bit feral at some point or other after the ‘wrench’ was thrown in (Science!Sans, pulled in as well and convinced he could fix all this, and gets obsessed w/ Reader), ends up kidnapping Reader

There’d be a race between Red & Caelum to see just how they deal w/ Science!Sans - kindly, or permanently....

UT, US, and SF Pap (Papyrus, Cider, and Rus for me)

Cider’s fault in this one; the machine’s probably straight exploded... but plot twist not because of him, because of the MafiaFell!Pap that got dragged in too

Papyrus has got some secret baggage with knowing more than he lets on about the machine, and how to fix it even - but he doesn’t let on until halfway through

Rus is reluctant to help but also not; mixed feelings about going back. When he finds out about MF!Pap things go to hell, and there’s a whole arc re: methods chosen, and MF!Pap actually gets Rus secretly on his side for a good while before things happen that force Rus to choose a side, and he betrays MF!Pap and lets Reader escape

UF and SF Pap, and US Sans (Vex, Rus, and Caelum for me)

Vex’s fault in this one; after getting in a fight with Red he triggers the machine rather than breaking it. He refuses to admit wrongdoing, blames Red, Red goes ‘missing’ in response - making fixing the machine nigh impossible, with only Rus with a vaguely beneficial amount of knowledge that could help (though Caelum’s quick on the pickup)

Caelum very nearly convinces Reader to come back with him, honestly - neither of them have been able to break through to Vex or Rus for long enough - Vex is so up Rus’ case that it’s hard to get them to get along. Eventually there’s a breakthrough though when Caelum finally snaps and calls them out on it - just in time for Reader to go missing

Turns out HF!Pap (aka Birch) came through as well, and had actually kidnapped Red in the first place (getting him to work on a new machine), as well as now Reader - and he’s a lot more clever than the other guys would’ve guessed. It’s nigh impossible to get them back - but in the end, it’s Red & Reader working together to convince Birch that gives the guys an opening enough to keep Birch from succeeding in using the machine (to merge worlds, rather than kidnap Reader - it’d free his people, he reasons, and then there’s no problem with her staying with him, right?)

US and SF Sans, and UF Pap (Caelum, Sable, and Vex for me)

Listen I’m a sucker for US & SF Sans dynamic, okay? It’s great, and through in some Vex, and hot damn that’s a spicy meatball-

Wrench in the works is once again MafiaFell!Pap - only this time he’s working on both Vex and Reader; Vex tracks Reader one night and they meet that way. They’re ‘similar’ enough that Vex is swayed (in the ‘both of them are crossing their fingers behind their backs’ sort of way) - it isn’t until Vex realizes just how brutal MF!Pap’s true plan is that Vex reveals everything

Big wholesome-teamwork-at-last and blowout fight moment when the guys join together to beat MF!Pap’s veritable army after he successfully drags them all through the portal to his own world - the guys were an accident, but MF!Pap is nothing if not quick on his feet... how on earth will they get out of this one~?

UF, SF, and HF Sans (Red, Sable, and Hickory for me)

This one might seem like an odd dynamic but it’s fascinating to me okay - Red and Hickory are dangerously similar in so many ways, but despite all the fights Red realizes just how much he has in common w/ Sable too... reminding him of uncomfortable truths, in this au where he’s semi-estranged from his brother on the surface for Complicated Reasons

Hickory and Sable end up as a surprisingly killer (literally woops) duo - same hat re: certain emotional traumas :c

ScienceFell!Sans is the wrench in the works here - a mirror to all the flaws for all the guys in different ways (Red abandoning his previous path, where he could’ve achieved so much as a researcher/scientist; Hickory, the same, plus added ‘a whole version of me’, because Hickory was still on the science path when he got his injury; and for Sable, both half a reminder of his brother, and half a vision of what his father always wanted him to be, but he was never cracked up to be) - and ScienceFell!Sans is a damn smooth operator on top of being a literal genius - he manipulates it to where Reader loses her job... but he’s able to get her a job as his assistant... uh oh

US, SF, and HF Pap (Cider, Rus, and Birch for me)

Three lads that can’t gd be honest with their feelings to the umpteenth degree, oh gods. For real though, an interesting dynamic - they’d actually fight way less, so a lot of their conflict would be exploring socio-cultural differences, personal self-esteem/worth issues, and their secret selfishness in wanting Reader to themselves while also ‘knowing’ they’re no good-

Wrench in the works here is MafiaFell!Pap again- in this one though he actually works himself into the ‘main’ group, even more effective by getting them a bigger apartment (but not too suspiciously ostentatious...), ‘finds employment’, etc.... but the whole time is plotting to take Reader back with him

They’re all betrayed, so different layers of pain here, and he almost succeeds because of it - the other guys lose so much faith in themselves (after all, what one ‘version’ of them is able to do...) they almost lose Reader - but thanks to MF!Pap being around more there’s more Reader’s cottoned on to, so is able to evade for long enough to break free the separately jailed/etc guys and snap them out of it, cue big fight, esp once they get Birch free 👀

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... all that said, just go read Aggre for your sweet sweet fix of this variety, Llama knocked it out of the park with that fic <3

[absent-enigma]

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Welp, guess this fic is a thing now, but with 500 word chapters (broken down to five 100 bit segments). Eventually UF Papyrus/Reader but starting out with recovery/found family themes.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35183704/chapters/87665365

[peasofgreeniguess]

Oh hey lgbtq+ anon here- Maybe uhhh with an aromantic reader? Perhaps they would be dating and later on the reader discovered they were aro

Ut uf and ht

Yes I can!!! I am not aro so if I get anything wrong please let me know!

Undertale sans: you two were dating for a while and to be honest he could kinda feel it... this disconnect of feelings, when you told him you think you were aromatic it made sense to him. To be honest he is a little sad because he did love you, but he can respect the fact that those feelings are not returned and he still wants to be friends!! He can move on with time.

Undertale papyrus: he is a little surprised, he is a little sad to, he really liked you but that’s his feelings, you are still his best friend!! And that’s not going to change!! He can find another person to meet his standards!! Now he has a cool forever friend! And he doesn’t have to worry about stalking any suitors!

Underfell sans: he understands, he did love you though. you explain that love Isnt exclusive to romantic love, it takes time for him to understand what that means but eventually he gets to a point where he finds another partner and can love you both in different ways.

Underfell papyrus: sorry I dont know what to do for him IDK WHYYYY

Horrortale sans: does this mean you can’t be his cuddle buddy???? You explain that you can still hug and be cuddle buddies!! Just not in a romantic way, this is his first relation ship since the underground. At first he feels he did something wrong but then you explain that he is fine and it is you just finding out your aromantic, he calms down after that. He’s just happy he didn’t looks his friend and cuddle buddy.

Horrortale papyrus: what is aromantic? You explain the concept and he thinks about it for a while, you worry that he is going to be mad at you but in reality it’s the opposite. He turns to you and says “ you know what... that kinda sounds like me to..” now you have a friend so you don’t have to be alone in this journey on finding yourself!

[undertaleandyou]

How would Sans react when Reader didn’t know about the puns? Like, they know jokes but they didn’t know what pun or word play is. Then they ask to teach them how to do them because they start to like them. (Ut, Uf)

Sans:

Oh. Oh my God. Are you real? Where have you been all his life? Of course, he’ll teach you everything he knows in his little golden book titled “comedy gold”. (Which is not really gold, it’s just a notebook he spilled mustard on.) Papyrus walks in and hears nothing but puns. He demands to know what is happening. Sans starts to explain, but the moment Papyrus notices that “comedy gold” book, he picks you up and tries to “save” you. You’ll come back eventually. He knows you can’t resist the urge to learn more about the great comedy that is puns.

Red:

..... Holy shit, have you been living under a rock your entire life? How could you not know what puns or wordplay are? When you ask him to teach you, he’s a little uncertain. He’s not really a great teacher and he really lacks the patience to be a good teacher.... But sure. Why the hell not? What’s the worse that can happen?(Edge throwing a fight, demanding that he doesn’t “corrupt another one.”)

[torrikor]

idk if you've ever already talked about this, but if the gals were goddesses, what would they be gods of?

i’ve never posted about it before, but i’ve absolutely thought about it! to the point where i made up a little reader-insert storyline based on the idea, whoops :’3

the story would go that the reader insert is a temple thief, a rather talented one, who may or may not have gotten themselves in a bit of trouble after their last ‘task’ got them taken in to the local town’s authorities once an attendant going to clean the altar caught them at a bad time.

they’re sent to find and return every item they stole, to the correct place in the correct temple and to be supervised at all times, being handed over to each local civilisation’s authorities as they’re taken across the land. this doesn’t go particularly well, though, since at the first opportunity they book it to the nearest temple they haven’t targeted to seek asylum and avoid the people wanting to kill them for what they’ve done. honestly, this shouldn’t have worked, and it wouldn’t have if they’d gone to any other temple. the guards had already found them, were fully intent on ignoring the implications of a suppliant clinging to the base of a statue in order to drag them away again, except for the fact that this was one of rus’ (sf papyrus) temples. she’s generally regarded as one of the more unprediactable deities, some of her most widespread associations being expression born through the arts, wild animals (big cats in particular), and straight up insanity; but also protection and sanctuaries, particularly for children or those cast aside by the wider society. and she finds the situation absolutely hilarious. if it weren’t for her intervention, our reader insert friend would absolutely have been killed.

they end up hunting down and returning a special staff they’d previously taken from another of rus’ temples, as a sort of thank you. she ends up tagging along to make sure they still return the things they’re supposed to, which is a big plus by itself but also helps ensure that the other deities they stole from don’t kill them the next time they set foot in any of the temples they’d looted, since some are well-known for not taking kindly to such offences and won’t be as blasé about it as rus.

this is very convenient, actually, because the nearest temple they need to return an item to is one of fell’s (uf papyrus)! and she is none too pleased about their return. she’s associated with fire and everything to do with it, hand crafts, determination and pride. with rus’ help, reader (for simplicity’s sake i’m going to nickname them misthios because this entire concept reminds me so much of assassin’s creed odyssey) manages to return the spear they took from her temple, and she begrudgingly lets them leave relatively unharmed.

next is siren’s (sf sans) temple, which would have been the first stop had it not been for a detour taken to avoid guards. hers is located almost directly on the coast, understandably, since she’s most associated with sea creatures and the ocean itself, as well as sharing the association of being a protector with her sister, however this time with the addition of also being a harbinger of eventual judgement on those who cause harm. she doesn’t actually appear or respond when misthios returns the pair of circular blades to her altar, which rus’ waves off as her just being indifferent to the situation, so they carry on.

nearby is a temple of angel’s (ut papyrus), so that’s their next stop. she’s regarded as being a personificated goddess of the moon, as well as having associations with prosperity in peace, honesty, and death. less and less people are trying to stop misthios on their journey, they eventually notice, since rumours spread fast that a deity is on their side, and no one wants to fuck with that. except that rus leaves without notice as soon as they get to angel’s temple, which they can’t really do anything about. that’s alright, though, since they’re rather set on finishing this task now that they’ve started it and decide that they’ll probably be fine on their own. they leave as soon as they’ve returned the seemingly very delicate fans to their place.

bee (us sans) is next, being equal and opposite to angel in that she’s a personified deity of the sun, and has relations to martial arts, self-improvement, and life. she shows up just as the twin gauntlets are being put back into place near a few other offerings, equal parts miffed and amused. on her orders, misthios explains why they’re suddenly returning the things they’ve stolen and declares offers to escort them to the next temple, since they are absolutely going to need her help to not get killed at the next one.

and nearly get killed they do once they reach ruby’s (uf sans’) temple (this one is more of a shrine, actually), seeing as she is another of the deities known for having a temper and is by far the most widely associated with all facets of war. she is also, however, associated with gratitude and trust, endurance through hardship, and rebirth/rebuilding, even if these are less emphasised than her war aspect. she and bee are actually depicted frequently together, and while bee talks her down misthios can return the sword they had taken.

they’re on their own again while they make their way to vani’s (ut sans) temple, bluffing their way onto a boat to cross over to the island that it’s on after they’ve reclaimed the ceremonial dagger they need to bring back. vani is generally related to ideas of friendship, familial relations, and the incredibly human quality of curiosity. she’s regarded as being one of the closest to mortals on a consistent basis, as well as having a general aspect to do with the night and wishes. once on the island, which is actually pretty big, they find themselves being escorted by a lady who claims to be one of the local fishermens’ daughter, and the word of a sacreligious thief must not have reached this town yet because she is entirely too casual and friendly to someone hunted after as a criminal. she all but vanishes once they reach the temple, and misthios returns the dagger and makes their way back to the mainland with no further interruptions.

finally, they travel all the way back to ri’s (us papyrus) temple, the first one they took from and the last one they will return to. she’s known to be associated with nature, illness and healing, and forgiveness. they find the shield they took along the way there, but after an interruption involving some creatures they’ve never seen before, it takes much longer than it ideally should have to reach their destination. in fact, they’re forced to take a detour to the nearest settlement to rest up, nearly biting the dust in the process. when they finally make it to the somewhat overgrown temple, they slot the shield back into place and are finally free to go about their life. except.. not quite, because rumours have developed and gotten warped over the time they’ve been travelling and people are now praising them as some kind of hero or chosen figure, so that makes returning to their old life quite difficult. but there’s no need to worry! the people praising them aren’t the only ones to have heard the rumours, and some less-than-earthly parties happen to be interested in seeing if they live up to the expectations after watching them methodically return everything they took :3c

[creative-poptart]

Ok, I'm not sure how to ask this, hope it'll be clear.... But what would attract the attention of UF and SF brothers when it come to make a new friend (.... who could eventually become a crush...) Like... what would make them want to approach a human in the first place and make them want to know them better and pass time with them....? Again, I hope I'm being clear enough....Thanks in advance.

Hm, this one is a little trickier to answer, but I think I’ll be able to give it a shot! I’ll see what I can do to get this right. It’s a little different than how I usually post, but that’s okay!

UF Sans/Red: 

Bold of you to assume he’s gonna approach a random human

Really looks for those who are confident in themselves

Louder personalities draw more attention, but quiet ones are also catching

Interesting fact/facts (about self or just known) are a must

Dumb/dark puns or jokes are a definite bonus

Be nice, but not a doormat

UF Papyrus/Fell: 

No nonsense here or anywhere

Gotta be clean and confident in how you stand (but acting unconfident may make him talk to you too)

Sass is a plus, but keep it from getting too rough/personal

Do not under any circumstance belittle others

Any jokes must be clever with a twist, something that makes you think

Snark/insults are only appreciated in a jovial, non-harmful manner

SF Sans/Black: 

Takes life pretty literally, so both dreamers and realists are accepted

Appreciates someone who listens and contributes to the conversation

Do not take more than you can give selfishly

Keep a clean record on the books

Be willing to give when others are in need and do so freely

Complaining is not tolerated unless it’s as a joke

SF Papyrus/Rus: 

Give lots of love, regardless of if it’s friend or lover status

Patience is required with him, so he wants to see it elsewhere too

Be approachable, ie: don’t close yourself off completely with body language/facial expressions

Joke with him and he’s happy, full comedian status not required

Generosity is a bonus, but don’t overdo it with him (makes him feel guilty)

Positivity is also a plus, but be emotionally open with him

Generally, all in all, the main point is to be a decent person with a few little extra tidbits on the side! Much of my writing is reader-insert oriented, so for the most part, if you want them to approach you, there is something that they will approach you about!

Thanks for the ask @mecaniquefairy!!