#even when his 1000000+ y/o

[weirdsht]

I was writing a lotcf fic and if you don't know I have this habit of referring to Raon as "the toddler"

Then it suddenly dawned on me that I can't call him that forever cause he'll grow older one day.

Someone hold my aching heart please (⁠っ⁠˘̩⁠╭⁠╮⁠˘̩⁠)⁠っ

[styxwanderer]

The Wrong Fake Identity | Twisted Wonderland [pt.5]

part 1 Part 2 part 3 part 4 <part 5> part 6 part 7

[Chaos ensues]

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Azul is waiting patiently, seated in his office as he tap his feet.

“How long can they take? ..”

“Don’t tell me that bastard Jade and Floyd is stealing them for themselves.” The thought of that make him shot up his soft cushioned seat as the rush through grabbing his coat, hat, and walker. 

“Must i be the only one who do the job?”

Just halfway through the room his door slammed open.

“Azul, Shrimp-cat is here~”

“O what’s this?” Jade chuckled

“Are you losing your faith on us?” He smirked

“Ehem.. no i simply thought you are late, and of course i have to greet our esteemed guest.”

“Of course, we are sorry for our late arrival. Y/n is here.”

You ears peeked out of Jade’s shoulder before you head. You had been changed to octavinelle uniform, curtesy of Jade whom had said the Scarabia uniform is going to make you catch a cold, how kind is this eel.

“Oo! Azull!! Hello!!” You are carried piggy back by jade.

It seems the cupid is very busy today ad he kept shooting arrows at all these wolves you meet. Give him a break pleaseee..

“Ehem..” Azul cough trying to gain his composure back.

“Now.. how would you like to stay in Octavinelle?.. i had all the documents here and of course a scroll for you to sign consent.” He pushed you to the seat, he then walked over to the seat across from you pulling out the documents and of course the golden scroll. 

Jade and Floyd sandwiched you to your seat. 

You are just happy, because the close proximity just warms you up. 

“Hmm… i’ll think about it..” you nonchalantly answered. 

“ think about it, we will feed you, give your daily brushing, Jadi will even massage you, all you need to do is work for monstro lounge and stay with us.”

“Hmm.. i got a lot of promising offer today you know.”

“Then how about this, i will give you a sample, let today be a trial for you.”

“ Alright!”

You could see azul grabbing his feathered pen and writing something.

That feather pen swish and swings, gaining your focus. You slitted eyes following where ever they go.

“A.. y/n! What are you…?!” you hoped onto the table as you try to catch the pen. Azul shocked as he tries to keep you away from the pen. He put his pen up high away from you.

“Hey.. no! bad! Its dangerous!”

You are to focused on the feathered pen you pouched to where ever the pen is, disregarding any safe precaution at all This caused the chair to tilt up before falling down, Azul holding your waist as he could feel the chair falling. Azul fall to his back joining the chair and you landing on top of him waist held in an embrace.

You managed to catched the feathered pen though!

You start to sit up on top of Azul pridefully grinning as you show them you catched your prey. Azul is fozen, heart beating at a 1000000 Mph. The things you did to him. Flushing fool he has become as he stammered unable to form eligible sentences, his poor brain running while, The chest that is pressed into his face whist you both fall and now you sitting above him.

“AAaaaaa…” he covered his flushing face. Unable to take it anymore, he wished to crawl back to his octopot.

Jade and Floyd shocked expression turn into an amused one.

“Ehh~ Azul, no fairr! I also want them to squeeze me like that! Y/n, Y/n Squeeze meee! Squeeze me!” Floyd whined picking you up as he hold you in his embrace. This boy is going to squeeze you tight for being too adorable.

“Ahahaha, would you look at that, you had made Azul’s face resembles a boiled octopus.” He approached his brother who is hugging you from the bad while carrying you like a plushie, he poked your face.

“it will be more fascinating when you are around.”

You dreaded that hug time is over as you wiggle out of his hold, running away from them with the feathered pen.

“Waitt..!!” Azul saw your fleeting form, but it is too late you had gone away.

“ Jade, Floyd after them.”

“ Of course, Azul.”

“Yeahh, I still want more cuddles..”

“it seems like they definitely need a collar.” Azul sigh

“for ownership reason too of course.” He chuckle as he open the second drawer of his desk, there lay a pretty purple and blue tosca collar with a shiny golden conch for you to wear. Don’t question him why he had gotten it, for the record he just does.. ehem…

“just you wait..”

Now to wonder where you are, You had decided you need a well deserved nap on a comfy spot, which is on top of the drawer for metal plates used for cooking meals. You smack the bowls blocking your way as you lay down ready to take a good well rested nap.

“ A! There she is~ look Jade they are resting on top of the drawer.” Floyed mused.

“ Oh my look at the mess you have made!”

“y/n get down this instant.” Azul sternly demanded.

“ no!”

Then comes the spray bottle.

“Myahh!!”

“come down or ill spray more of it.”

Growing irritated you see your surrounding founding more metal plates and bowls, then an idea pops your mind, mischevious smile plastered on your face. You grab smack them near the edge.

“y/n..”

“no..NO”

“ Don’t you dare!”

CLANGGGG!

You had smack them strong enough to land on top of the octopus’s head.

Jade and Floyd started laughing of course before you also smack these bowls on top of their head. Laughing menacingly above,

“Oh what a brave cat you are, So brazen enough to do such a thing.”

“Maybe we should teach you one or two about who is on top of the food chain~”

“A well deserved lesson indeed.”

You had realized you fucked up as the two eels trying to climb up to where you are, it is not at all difficult for them of course since they are basically large and tall monsters.

You shrieked as you look for a way out, then you see Azul.

“ What ever you are thinking Sto—” You puched towards him of course landing you a couple of water spray but it is a better faith than being in the hands of the tweels.

Azul has fallen into his back with the water spray as you pounced out of the way towards the door.

“Waitt!! Don’t runn!!”

“Is this a game of chase? You want to play cat and mouse? More like eel and cat? Hahaha~”

“if the esteemed guest want to play, we need to mused then don’t you tink so Floyd.”

“Of course~”

You bolt as fast as you can away, out of the mirror and into a net..?

“Ooo! Look the prey has landed into the net!” Ruggie said.

You are left speechless and confused.

“Now be a good prey and silently come with me alright, Shishishi…. admit your defeat, Kitty.” He carried you still on the net, “Now we better move quickly, don’t want that tweels to gang up on me now.” He ran with you on the net, thrown over his back, as he ran and jumped to Savanna dorm.

✲꘏ ꘏ ꘏ ꘏✲

Meanwhile with Azul,

“Ah, where can she be..” Azul annoyed as the tweels come back empty handed. Poor Azul he hasn’t even seen you in the collar he brought for you.

✲꘏ ꘏ ꘏ ꘏✲

Meanwhile in Savannaclaw,

“A.. ruggie, Good you have taken the kitten home.”

“ Give them these.”

“ okay!”

You are pushed into a room with savannaclaw dorm set clothes and are locked there until you changed out of your monstro lounge uniform.

Once you finish you knock to be let out of the room,

“I knew you’d suit better with our uniform, afterall we pack stick together right, Ruggie.”

“tots!”

Ruggie has been wanting you to move to savannaclaw ever since the overblot incident, He find Leona to be docile around you, distracted by you, making him do less work, Not only that you helped him with chores too, your presence really give him that fuzzy warm feeling.

“but its coldd, your uniform have no sleeves.” You shivered.

“come here.” Leona embraced you as to share body heat.

“Leona, What should I do with this fishy clothes.”

“Hmm, give them to me.”

“King’s roar!” The clothes that has just been placed into his hand turned into sand.

“Ruggie put these sand into a box and kindly send them to that octopus. We need to be courteous, afterall, they did give us something precious. I will go back to sleep”

“Shishishi.. Roger that.”

The sand was placed neatly on a colourful present box before being shipped away to the merfolk.

“Now-“

BANGGG!

Leona and Ruggie turned their head towards the source of the loud voice, questioning whatever the hell that is. Ears perked up and in a tense formation.

“I knew it must’ve been you!” Azul crossing his arm, he was accompanied by Jade and Floyd.

“ Oo.. you are right on time, we were just going to send you a gift.” Leona smirked.

“ A gift you say?”

“ Ruggie..”

Chuckling ruggie give him the colourful present.

“ Go ahead open it..”

Azul eyes went wide as he open the box.

“ What’s this? Sand? Don’t tell me!”

He then look up to see u in savannaclaw uniform

“ How brazen of you, Jade, Floyd it seems we got some pesk in our way.”

“ Don’t worry Azul we will deal with then in a breese.”

“Yay we got to play with sealion and shark sucker! Azul, you don’t mind if I go a bit rough on them right?”

“ Not at all give, play rough all you want.”

“ Come at me!”

The octavinelle and Savannaclaw student are occupied on striking each other leaving you alone and distracted by the flying you. You went on your way following the be, Out of the mirror…

Oh Look! A trail of tarts? Ohh!! Cookies too! Is that tiny cupcakes?

You tried the bite sized tart left in your path,

“ MY GOD!” star shines in your eyes at the familiar flavour burst.

The strawberry flavour really mixed with the custard and the crust! You then followed the trail, collecting and eating each bitesize treat going into a mirror, into a garden, then a box filled with even more treats!

“ OHH Look at that! You approached the box looking around if somebody is near, Maybe it belonged to someone. After a while you realized that you saw nobody, you couldn’t just leave the treats left for the ants to eat! Those delicious treats don’t deserve that! You then getting inside it box before you start to eat the delicious bite sized treat,

“NOW!”

CLANGG!

The box turned into a cage before the wooden that kept tha cage up was removed abruptly leaving you stuck inside the cage.

“ HUHHH!! A TRAPP!!!”

“Well lokey look, the greedy curious kitten falls into a trap.” The red headed man step out from the bush.

“ I can’t blame them, afterall, trey’s baked goods are to die for!” an oranged head man popped out from the same bush.

“It’s nice of you to think that way.” The glasses guy chuckled as he also walked away from the bush.

“ I can’t believe it! You trap me like this!! Let me go~~” you cried.

“not with such unruly outfit of course. We cannot go to a tea without dressing up properly, “ Ah..look at what they did to you, Those Savannaclaw doesn’t know how to properly dress you! Everybody know heartlabyul colours match your completion better,Trey.”

In an instant your clothes turn into the one that matched the heartslabyul uniform,”

“OH!”

“ we would get you a real clothes instead of a magic one but there seem to be a delay in the production so wait patiently alright.” Riddle said.

“oooo?!”

“ I knew it the heartslabyul uniform suits you the best! We have to take lots of picture together, I want to show you around to the people following me on magicam!” he excitedly took out his phone.

“ That is true, The heartslabyul dorm do suits you very much, Its very stylish on you!” trey said

“ Now that, that is settled lets the unbirthday party Start!”

The cage now removed and you take Riddle extended arm as he guide you to the table filled with more cake and pasteries, much to your delight.

“you should try this tea with exactly  cube of sugar.”

“ I made this bitesize caked, I added candied violets to it, I hope its exactly your taste.”

“ Say cheese!”

The three of them fawn over you and spoil you, They cannot get over the way your eyes light up and ears perked up when trying different desserts and pastries, getting hand feed by Riddle is definitely a plus plus. An thus you are, a fancy spoiled cat.

“Nyaa HOoo!”

“ARGHHHH!!” You jumped up from your seat into riddle’s arm, who was already standing startled by the Sudden voice as well.

“ Che’nya! I told you to use the door like a normal person.”

“ Hahaha, what is the fun in that? I see you have gained a new cat in town.”

He floats over you.

“HUP!” He whisked you away from Trey’s strong arm.

“ A cute one too!”

“ Riddle you won’t mind if I take her back to RSA, Right?”

“ NO way! y/n is a NRC student not an RSA and never will be an RSA student!” Carter exclaimed.

“ Awhhh! But im sure Neige would really appreciate it, especially since he can’t shut up about y/n since the SDC Event

“ ABSOLUTELY NOT! VIL would also most definitely disagree with this!” riddle face start to go red at the mention of him taking you so far away to the RSA.

“Che’nya we called you just to help y/n adjust to being a cat beast-man” trey intervined, trying to diffuse the situation.

“ Ohh I see, new to the cat life aren’t yaa~”

You nodded.

“ Okay first, you place your hand on the middle of your face like this.”

You followed his instruction.

“ and bend your finger like this.“

you bend your finger.

“ and that is how you scratch your nose~”

You could swear you hear the ceramic of Riddle’s teacup crack as his face is flushing redded and redder in anger.

Trey sighed as he put his hand to hid face as if expecting the result.

“ EH! Everybody know that is how you scratch your nose! I thought you would give them something more educational, or like something that we human’s doint have! Like I don’t how how to maintain your animal ears to be as perfect and clean, or how to groom your tail?”

“ Ehh we basically do things that same as you are. We don’t do anything special,, plus they are not the same kind of cat beast man as I am.”

“ Haa, I expected getting help from chenn’ya is just useless, But actually can you elaborate what do you mean by different like of cat beast man.

“ Unlike them I am a mix of both cat-like and human magic, she is magicless as she come! Plus I heard a rowdy group of two cards, one big fluffy dog, an apple, and a crocodile, talk about a defective potion, they say that there is a potion that has been sold that make the drinker to turn more into cat then a beatman hehehe..”

“ WHY DIDn’t you told us sooner!” Riddle shouted.

“y/n, are you feeling fine? Is your body hurting somewhere? Do you feel any side effect? we need to go to professor Crewel right now!” Riddle fused over you in worry.

“ Im fine riddle! I feel real great in fact!” you pushed your head to his check rubbing it trying to calm his heart.

Of course that does not calm the heart of Riddle, even though he love your head rub very much he need to take you to crewel for your own good.

“c’mon y/n we need to go to crewel.”

“ Child of man! “

“ Tsunataronn!”

“UWAAA! Now malleus is here too!” Carter sighed.

“ a its time for me to go~” Che’nya said as he disappeared into nothing.

“Malleus why are you here?” trey asked.

“ Of course, to take this child of man back home.”

“ What do you mean by that, they are home!” the hot-headed red hair snapped.

“khufufufu, Not quite.”

“ah Liliaa! Do you want to steal y/n away too?” carter whined as his friend, wishing the old fae could just let you go.

“ no can do!”

“as I expected.”

“ We won’t just hand them over to you. You know that right?” trey sternly said now covering your figure with his body.

“that’s what we expected, so we come here with a deal.” Malleus answered.

“ Absolutely not there is no place for negotiation in this! Thank you and Goodbye!”

“ C’mon don’t be hasty in making a decision o queen of hearts.”

The arguments go on and on, it makes you bored and hence you leap away from the chair and explore the maze.

To your surprise there lay a man with a platinum silver hair laying down peacefully on the soft green ground.This of course had attracted your full attention. My god he look so comfortable, its like he is inviting you to lay on top of him, And so you did.

You had curled your body up and sleep on top the the man, head in his plush chest as leg draped on the ground, you sleep soundly using him as a pillow. You could feel a hand on you as the said man begun to lift you us and carry you.

“Father I got them already.”

“O good! Then be shall bid adeu!”

“ Let’s go Lilia.”

“ Hah?! You can’t just take them away! Off with your head!”

“ of course we can.” Riddle magic fail as you are whisked away by the briar prince and his retainer.

You lot of you had transported to diasomnia dorm. Silver putting you down.

“y/n welcome home.” Malleus greeted you.

“ Now silver be a dear and show y/n where they can change their clothes, These horid scheme just doesn’t suit them at all. Poor you forced into a badly made outfit, It isn’t even a real one, just a mere illusion trick.” He snaps his finger making trey’s unique magic on you disappear leaving you back in savannaclaw uniform.

“ oh my this uniform is even uglier, poor darling.” He hug you as he rubs you between your ears. You of course enjoy all the attention that was given to you as you purr.

“oh such a clingy kitten, now be a good kitty and follow silver.”

“y/n come here.”

You nod as you ran up to silver.

“khufufufu…curious and curiouser!”

and so, operation use silver as bait was a success.

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>> to be continued<<

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[shalscumbunny]

hi omg i love ur writing sm! i was wondering if you could just write a small story about shalnark getting jealous ? :) it could be for whatever reason or maybe because his s/o kept hanging out with the other troupe members for too long 😭 thank you in advance 💖💖

I hope you like it and everything is fine, I think I made it too short, with too much fluff, maybe even half OC… I hope you like everything!

Jealous boy | Jealous! Shalnark x Reader

Summary: Shalnark's beloved Y/N does a couple of extra jobs for the Gen'ei Ryodan and he can't help but get jealous.

Pairing: Shalnark X GN!Reader

Warnings: Shalnark being a needy, jealous, adorable little baby of 180 cm.

Author’s note: I always mention it in all my writings in English, but better safe than sorry, English is not my native language so it is very likely to find many mistakes and also that I know practically nothing about writing "X character and Y/N"

Sites: AO3

Shalnark is a conceited and jealous baby, in fact he likes that you pamper him and your attention is 1000000% focused only on him, he was completely proud that his girlfriend was useful to Gen'ei Ryodan, although it hurt him that you would give him less attention.

Your Nen skill is not very complicated, you can simply see the age of the objects and thanks to that avoid falling into the theft of false and worthless objects.

He was happy, I mean he was when Chrollo offered to give you temporary jobs to help them, what he didn't expect was that he would send you to search for the treasures with other members of the Ryodan other than him.

His brow furrows and his cheeks puff out slightly when he sees you chatting happily with Nobunaga or helping Feitan remove dirt from his umbrella, it's like an anvil falls on his head.

One day Phinks was eating one of the cookies you brought before going out in search of a necklace that he had been trying to steal for a couple of days, but he felt like he was being watched. While he was eating next to you, Shalnark's eyes were observing him penetratingly, almost not even was blinking.

"Don't you have the feeling that someone wants to kill you with their gaze?" Phinks asked you while your mouth was full of cookies, so you shook your head.

Of course, Shalnark never thought of sabotaging you, but a somewhat sadistic and childish giggle formed when he came up with little ideas to embarrass his friends in front of you.

He was simply watching from a distance when Nobunaga's sandal flew out of nowhere and he fell on his face without you being able to help him.

When you arrive somewhat confused and holding back your laughter at the Ryodan shelter, Shalnark is waiting for you there, with that innocent and sweet expression, it doesn't even seem like he would be capable of killing a fly.

"How did it go? Everything okay?" He asks and then picks you up, spins you around in the air a couple of times and kisses your lips briefly.

"Good!" You respond a little blushing as he lowers you to the floor. "I just felt sorry for Mr. Nobunaga, he slipped and hit his face."

"Really? What a shame!" Shalnark feigned pity and surprise, but something in his expression gave it away completely, making you raise your eyebrows.

You soon took his hand leading him to an empty room and cupped both of his cheeks in your two hands.

"What did you do?" You asked with a somewhat serious but calm voice.

"I don't know what you're talking about," he lied, pretending to be indignant.

A small smile appeared on your lips, he was adorable even pretending to be offended and you knew him like the back of your hand.

"Are you jealous, Shal?" You asked bluntly.

"No" He lied, denying you his gaze.

"Aww!!! You're super jealous!!!" You laughed hugging him "But why? Did I do something to upset you?"

Shalnark didn't even have a chance to react, he just snuggled into your hair and hugged you.

"No... it's just... what if you think the other members of the Gen'ei Ryodan are cooler than me? What if you want to leave me!?" He said nervously clinging to your body.

You couldn't help but be moved by his words and you stood on tiptoe to kiss his right cheek repeatedly.

"To me you will always be the most amazing, smart, handsome and charming member of the Gen'ei Ryodan" You said affectionately.

"You promise?"

"I promise, jealous boy" You said softly, delicately kissing his lips.

Thanks for reading this shit 🤍

[areislol]

♡ kazuha having a shy! s/o

all your care and warmth... recommend listening to: sparks(sped up)

• kazuha is a patient and welcoming person. • it's not different when it comes to u! • (but he treats u 1000000% more better) • he's very patient with u when it comes to u talking • it u struggle with talking, ur his go to person. • whenever u feel cramped or unwell, he's always there for u :( • will caress ur back and arm whenever u feel uncomfortable <3 • now lets get back on track. • being a shy person isn't really much of a big deal, so kazuha 100% understands u. he wont and will never judge u for being shy - if anything he finds it adorable!! • it kind of gives him a sense that u wont cheat on him, cuz ur too shy? but he trusts u and that's all that matters. • i would say, u being shy definitely makes his protective instincts around u MUCH more higher. • ur just so sweet and shy.. kazuha cant help but always turn to look at u :( • will find it endearing when u hide ur face in his cape-ish garment. • loves it when u get all shy and flustered when he gives u head pats <3 • will ALWAYS give u a soft look on his face. it just comes naturally whenever he's with u • like i said in other characters, he will speak for u if ur having trouble! • he will order lunch and treats for u <3 • if anyone is ever harassing u and making u uncomfortable he will tell them to back off but wont focus much on the man, more on you. • "yea and u need to stop there now bud, back off." "what do u mea-" "how are you y/n? did he harm you? he made u feel uncomfortable right?" u just nod at every word he said except for the harm question, before kazuha could say anything the weirdo started to talk again. • "uhm? hello? me and MY girl were just talking, buzz off fella." kazuha is thinking to himself.. THE AUDACITY OF THIS MAN!? and to call u HIS? wow. • anyways kazuha is now pissed and tells u stay back while kazuha and the weird person start bickering. • now u LOVE ur bf sm! so why not cheer him on? u mutter out a quiet "go kazuha..!" but he could obviously hear u cuz he loves ur voice a bit too much and can practically hear it(it's stuck in his brain*) • ur quite embarrassed but kazuha? HE'S SO PROUD OF U • would immediately forget abt the person and turn his attention to u • did his s/o.. just cheer him on? SO CUTE! • while u hide ur face in ur palms from shame, kazuha smiles at u but u cant see him smile bc duh, u cant see! ur face is covered by ur palms.. • he just pushes the person away and runs up to u, gives u the big ol' bear hug and twirls u around, now ur even more red!! • when u finally let ur face free from ur palms kazuha PAMPERS u with kisses!!

a/n: if u enjoyed this pls check out my other genshin hcs/like + follow + reblogs r appreciated!

[randompurplepanthergorl]

My spooky month character HC's (for all the characters I have headcanons for) cause I can

Here they are (Prepare for a long-ass post)

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Roy:

.His full first name is "Leroy" he just likes going by "Roy" (but only by his friends)

.Trans boi

.Dead name is "Aliza"

.Huge potty mouth

.Constantly raises the finger

.His hoodie is F L U F F Y as fuck

.Had an absolute shit family (transphobic (Not COMPLEATLY obvious, but they kept using his dead name and pronouns and getting him girly shit), homophobic, abusive, constantly used slurs, hated his friends which where actually MORE like family then his blood family-) but luckily he put a restraining order against them and ran away leaving a note calling them out, basically a huge "fuck you" towards them

.Is almost always sleeping over with Ross and Robert due to the situation (He switches between the places)

.Owns a truck (His dad (which has passed on and was the ONLY nice/GOOD family member to him) left it for him for when he passed on)

.He sleeps in the truck whenever his friends can't have him over (Their parents/brother WOULD like to let him stay but sometimes they just CAN'T so Roy ain't able to sleep over ALL nights)

.Really good with guns

.Pansexual

.Tiny angry boi

.Hates the spooky dance

.If he sees Ross and Robert doing it he will most likely give them the stank eye or glare at worst

.Only pretends to REALLY REALLY Hate Skid and Pump, in reality he only dislikes them

."Most likely to start a bar fight"

.Has amber eyes

.Met the other Hatzgang members when he was a girl and when he admitted he was trans they where 1000000% supportive

.Exact height is 5'9

.Smallest of the Hatzgang but the meanest/scariest

.Make him mad, R U N

.Does not like laser tag (He calls it "Looser-tag") but ironically likes laser tag like video games

.Would protect Ross and Robert with his life

.A lot stronger then he looks

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Ross:

.The candy store dude, Kevin, is his brother (blood brother not adopted or step)

.He wears a beanie cause he hates his hair (it's in an unintentional mullet and greasy AF-)

.He and his brother live together with no parents (well, Kevin IS an adult and has a job-)

.Lives in an apartment

.Has an eyebrow ring but does not wear it ALL the time

.Also has three kinds of earrings (has three kinds of piercing's in his ear) but does not wear them ALL the time

.Likes wearing metal style eyeliner but refuses to admit it-

.Is MOSTLY chill like in cannon but my HC version of him also has a little bit of a temper but he'll hide it, but if he let it out- Let's just say, Expect tables to be flipped and a stool coming at someone's head-

.Has blue highlights in his hair but they're covered by the beanie

.He's Bisexual

.When coming out/admitting that/telling someone he's Bi, he will literally play this song and dance to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3swobEQ6Y4 (More specifically the "It ain't no lie, baby bye bye bye, bye bye" verse)

.Really good with knifes

.Not "technically" friends with the spooky kids (their still warming up to him) but he's trying cause he likes them

.Likes doing the spooky dance (yes the whole ass thing and not the less exaggerated version he did with Rob in canon) but won't do it around Roy

."Least likely to start a bar fight but most likely to win one"

.Has sapphire blue eyes

.Exact height is 5'11

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Robert:

.His middle name is "Tomas" or "Tom" for short, he'll even use "Tom" as a nickname and like it if someone does not feel like calling him "Rob" or "Robert"

.F l o o f y h a i r.

.Big Gay

.Actually has a crush on both of his friends but refuses to admit it cause 1: he does not want to make it awkward between the three of them if they ended up breaking up and 2: He thinks their straight (Their not)

.Loves plushys

.Has a plush toy army

.Big pure bean with insecurity issues

.Clumsy

.Only Hatzgang member that is confirmed as friends with the spooky kids (confirmed by the spooky kids themselves)

.Has eyebrow ring

.Likes doing the spooky dance but won't do it around Roy

."Most likely to loose a bar fight because he was too busy trying to be nice to people to stop it"

.Has emerald green eyes

.Exact height is 6ft

.Nicest of the hatzgang

.Goontle man (Get it? Like Gentle Man but a goon?)

.Likes picking Roy up like a ragdoll

.Likes picking Ross up like a ragdoll

.Likes picking Skid and Pump up like ragdolls

.He likes picking ANYONE that's smaller then him up like ragdolls

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The Hatzgang as a group:

.They're all 16

.Literally NONE of them are straight

.Skid and Pump don't even reach their kneecaps-

.They all have huge sweat tooth's (not as bad as Skid and Pump but still)

.Still secretly like trick-or-treating (Even Roy, he just hides it a hell of a lot better)

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Pump:

.Chaotic child

.HeHEHEHEHE FIRE GO BRRRRR-

.Can use a gun, which scares the shit out of everyone around him

.Eats A LOT of non-edible things such as a chair, Roy's shoelaces, coins, shampoo, etc.

.Can lift objects twice his size

.Friends with/Likes Robert but is still a little skeptical about Ross

.Would beat up Roy with a pillow

.Is the type of person to use a brick in a pillowcase in a pillow fight

.Likes making 'Woody' kiss people he does not like's faces

.'Woody' is a baseball bat

.VERY Surprisingly does not hold grudges like if someone destroyed something of his he'll be mad/cry about it for like, twenty minutes (ten if the person apologizes) then get over it and go "Ya know what? Forgive and forget, past is past." unless it was something special to him, if THAT's the case then expect him to beat your ass with the brick pillow

.His mask is an actual pumpkin with eyeholes (it was a mask but Roy destroyed it, feeling bad Ross and Robert made him a new one out of an actual pumpkin)

.Hides things in his hair

.Baby John Cena pretty much-

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Skid:

.Jack Skelington is his birth father and the Lemon Demon from FNF is his step father

.Chaotic but nowhere near as chaotic as Pump

.Actually sometimes runs away from Pump-

.Really likes Ross but he's not in the friend group cause Pump's still kinda skeptical about him

.Hides things in Pumps hair

.Also hates Roy

.Would probably give Roy a cursed present (such as a fake head in a box, etc. (Both his birth and step dads taught him that))

.Likes pranks

.Second favorite holiday is Christmas

.Pure bean

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Skid and Pump together:

.SoMeHoW when their together their immortal (apart their mortal)

.When their not stacked their both about the same height as a Fruity Pebbles cereal box

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Kevin:

.Ross is his younger brother

.Has an ENTIRE PLAYLIST of Anti-Cop themed songs-

.He's almost always putting up with the Hatzgang's shit

.Also has blue eyes like Ross

.When at the apartment, or with Ross in general: Helicopter brother

.Will sometimes randomly start yelling out songs like "Bring me to life" at the most random times, never at an inappropriate time but random af- EX:

Kevin and Ross: Just sitting in the living room.

Kevin, out of the freaking blue: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

."IiIiI hAtE mY jOb-"

.Will sometimes steal candy from work and somehow never gets caught-

.Ross will sometimes joke saying he's like the Candyman monster and he'll get him back by jumpscaring him wearing a costume

.Can and will use candy as weaponry

.7ft tall he could probably crush Skid and Pump at that height

.*Holds Ross* "If anyone even lays one finger on him I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself."

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Candy Dealer:

.Actually moves like a normal person instead of, whatever's goin' on with his anatomy in Spooky Month Unwanted Guest- (Look at the way he walks and how his arm moved in that episode and tell me that's normal, I dare you)

.He's not a human, he's a void/shadowy being

.Trench-coat is actually a cape (Like it looks like a coat but it does not have sleeves and when unbuttoned it works like a cape) and can be easily removed

.He can eat human food if he wants but it's not necessary to do in order for him to live

.Goes by He/They/It pronouns (But he/him or they/them is preferred over it/it's)

.Can (Kinda?) fly, like he can't fly-fly but he can fly about two-three feet off the ground at highest- (He could recreate the floating boy chasing running boy meme-)

."If I ever find myself in love I want my partner to be graceful, balanced, stable-" *Insert Kevin falling down a flight of stairs* "-I want that one."

.Immortal

.Buff af

.His 'feet' are like high heal boots with sharp-ass heals- And to match they're fingers are sharp claws

.Does not have to wear the trench-coat technically, he could wear anything or just be naked (What? It's not like his 'thing' is gonna be out- He can make it invisible at will-) but he does have to if its sunny out, it does not harm or kill him but it severally drains his energy if directly exposed to it without covers

.Is immune to drug, cigarette, alcohol, etc. effects, he could seriously smoke fifty ciggs at once and be completely fine-

.Can't swim but can stand up in almost any pool so they'd splash around a bit dramatically shrieking before dramatically sinking then standing up a second later

.It's 12-13 ft tall at full height

.Constantly slouches making him look shorter (still tall but a hell of a lot shorter then it's full height) so when they stand at full height (Mainly he only does it out of anger or is in a situation he can't slouch) it startles a lot of people due to his size

.Can't take the hat off- Ever- Even if he wanted too-

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That's it

[welkinsky]

A-Z Headcanon | Rock Lee X Re

@lady-doggo​ this one’s for you :D

A-Z Headcanons Masterlist

Masterlist

Warning: 18+ Content

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Obviously, you are going to be all drained after doing it, because come one.. Lee. So say no more, your man is already with a glass of water and towels and he honestly is so nice and sweet the entire time.

He might also be crying over the fact that you are HIS! Like wow, you're his! HIS!

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of their partner’s)

All. Of. You.! *But your thighs and your neck*

He loves to keep touching them again and again. You two cuddling? He needs to have one leg over your thigh and his face buried in your neck.

Or you two watching a movie together or just chilling in general, either he will have one hand on your thigh or around your shoulder creasing your neck softly without even noticing it.

C = Cuddling

Cuddling with Lee is more like him making being a pillow for you. He loves when you just lay on him, that way he gets to hug you even tighter or you being the small spoon is another thing he will appreciate.

*But return the favor by being the big spoon sometimes too, the guy loves to nuzzle in your neck remember?*

D = Dirty Secret

When you two weren't dating, he may or may not have seen you changing after a bath but OBVIOUSLY not on purpose. He was just passing by when he thought to visit you since you just came back from a mission. He peeped through the window, but what dirty is that he could take his eyes off you, he tried but he can't. But you know what is even dirtier? You knew all along so you put on a show for him.

E = Experience 

You took his virginity. Yes, now don't argue with me. Bye. Read forward.

F = Favourite Position 

Either him on top if he is in control but doesn't mind you on top too, he loves it when you take control. That just shows that you are having a good time too.

G = Goofy

He has a bad habit to misunderstand the situation, and when he does that in a very serious situation, you being you, cannot control your giggles. At least you two calm everybody down with this little dynamic of yours, in intense times.

H = Hair 

You asked him if you can cut his hair, he is hesitant at first but lets you do it. If he likes the results, be ready for a weekly appointment with him.

I = Intimacy 

He is not every intimate with PDA in public because his words are enough. He'll say very embarrassing and intimate stuff with a straight face in front of everyone as if it is nothing but just absolutely obvious. You literally turn into a tomato and he's like "What? I WILL marry you." Yeah, that sorta stuff, straight up.

And is very intimate physically when you two are together alone. Expect hugs, kisses, especially neck kisses out of nowhere.

J = Jack Off 

No, he thinks that it is almost like cheating until you clarify that it is okay. It mainly consisted of you laughing at him and him being all fake angry and really embarrassed but still smiling watching you laugh.

But still won't do it that often.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He doesn't have that many but would love to tie you up sometimes when he is REALLY feeling himself.

L = Location (Favourite places to do they do)

He likes doing it at home. But if you have any other ideas, he is shy but open to it *secretly wants to do it to*prefers

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Watching you in general? You doing anything? He admires you a lot okay? Also, we cannot deny the fact that you are good at combat too so whenever you beat the shit out of someone, expect it coming that night. Or as soon as you two get alone together.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Lee won’t do anything that you aren’t okay with. You’re his world and he can’t imagine hurting you or making you uncomfortable.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Lee abso-fucking-lutely loves eating you out. He’s actually really good at it. He had a huge performance pressure but once you guided him, he's a pro now. Lee is a fast learner and it didn’t take him long to figure out what makes you fall apart.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He usually is a slow and sensual type of person but he is one moment away from beating that vibrator of yours if you say "faster" even once while doing it. Whatever YOU want remember?

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

So remember he gets turned on by watching you being a badass? Bro you ARE going to get a quickie that very day in a bathroom stall. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He is not big on taking risks, but if you want it, he'll do it. Very cautious the entire time though.

S = Stamina 

Come one, we're talking about Lee here. Lee can go for as long as you want with no break.

T = Toy

Lee doesn’t own any. Lee generally prefers to use his own hands instead. But sometimes like to use a vibrator on you and then take you on once you are all ready.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He tried but always melted under your pleas. But you can TOTALLY do it back to him. He will fall for it easily.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He is kinda loud. But if it is a risky place he's going to bury his face in the nape of your neck to avoid it but mostly to make sure that only you listen to them and you know what you're doing to him.

W = Wild Card (Just a random headcanon because I cannot think of anything starting with W)

He loves it when you cook for him. He's having a bad day? Cook him a gooood meal. He's going to pull you to his lap and feed you too while he rests his head on your shoulder. Run your hands through his hair, please. This way he feels acknowledged that you KNOW how hard he works. Sure he gets praises for him being the best at Taijutsu but he needs motivation and acknowledgment through the process too.

X = X-Ray

He is not a "buffed" buffed kind of guy but sure is full of muscles. Come on, he probably does like 1000000 pushups a day.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Not that much actually, he's more of an if you're down then I'm down kind of guy.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He makes sure that you are comfortable and once that is done. Goodnight world. He is KNOCKED OUT! Will try to stay up if you are in a chatty mood but since you know he already works too much the entire day, you let him sleep.

[we-love-imagines]

Hi. The Dwang gang goes to the beach and one of their s/o ‘s go as well. What does the s/o do with each of the characters? ( Josuke, Jotaro, Koichi, Okuyasu, Rohan,)

Hi Anon!!! Sorry this took so long... but this was such a fun ask!!!

Dwang Gang Beach Hcs

Josuke Higashikata

Josuke is so excited for a beach day! It’s one of his favorite places in town and he’s pumped to go with you.

When Josuke was really little, he’d watch the little Hermit Crabs scamper around on the beach or in the tide pools. He’s still pretty fond of it, and he thinks it’s cute if you like it too.

If this beach is pretty rocky, he’s the kind of guy who would swim out and try to climb one. Whether he’s successful or not depends , but he really wants to impress you and be king of the rock!

Surprisingly? A surfer! He’s not that good at it, he can barely stand on the board, but he took a surfing class in middle school. He’ll try and show off for you, and will laugh it off when he quickly wipes out!

When you need a break from the water, he likes to walk you down to a little souvenir shop on the water and look at the tacky gifts with you. Even though you insist he doesn’t get you anything, he’ll sneakily buy you a memento of your fun day together when you’re not looking.

If this beach has a boardwalk amusement park, he is ALL OVER THAT. 

He wants to take you on all the rides, win you all the prizes, and give you all the popcorn and cotton candy you could ever desire. Josuke sees a boardwalk as the ideal date location, since it’s so much fun and so beautiful at the same time.

Josuke always wants to impress you, and he sees beach time as a prime opportunity!

Okuyasu Nijimura

Our Bubble Brain Boy loves the Beach! He’s so excited to spend some time with you and all your friends!

This guy doesn’t even lay out his towel or wade into the water, he manages to CANNON BALL into the ocean.

Okuyasu’s all about playing around and having fun with each other. He loves diving in the water and messing around with you.

Chicken Fights! He loves slumping you up on his shoulders while you duke it out with Josuke and Koichi. Not only is it fun and competitive, but he gets to be close to you and feel you cling to him for balance.

He also really likes Beach Volleyball. If you bring a net and a ball, you guys won’t be able to stop for hours. The Morioh-Bros are too competitive, neither Josuke or Okuyasu will stop until they’ve won!

When he’s relaxing in-between games, he likes to sit on the warm sand with you and grab an ice-cream from a nearby cart. 

If you pack this kid a picnic, he’ll marry you on the spot. No kidding. He thinks it’s the sweetest thing you could do for him.

Honestly, Okuyasu is so much fun to have at the beach. He especially loves spending the day with you, having fun without a care in the world! 

Oh god Josuke and Okuyasu brought squirt guns-

Koichi Hirose

Sandcastle game. 1000000%.

When he was younger, Koichi and his sister would enter in local sandcastle building competitions, and he’s still very good at it! He’d love it if you’d join him.

Moats, Pillars, Little seashell decorations- this little guys brings it! 

He like to imagine the people who would live inside... maybe, their Royal Majesties, Koichi and (y/n), of the Morioh Kingdom!

He also likes to skip stones, collect cool looking shells/rocks, and (much to his own eventual torture) feed seagulls.

He wouldn’t be opposed to going into the water if you want to. He just finds the water a little cold and prefers the land-based activities.

If you splash him, he’ll get very flustered. Koichi always wants to show how he cares about you/ loves you, so he’d be a little hesitant to splash back.

If you keep egging him on, however, he’ll get a little mischievous and splash you back. This becomes an all-out war, where you’re both laughter so hard you have to stop.

It was really tempting to write that Koichi still wears floaties

Rohan Kishibe

Don’t even try to get this guy in the water. You’ll make a fool of yourself.

He’s got his beach chair, he’s got his umbrella, and he does not plan on moving. Wearing a swimsuit was just just a courtesy.

Knowing Rohan, he’s probably bring along a sketchbook and start drawing whatever intrigues him. The waves, passers-by, disintegrating sandcastles- anything that catches his eye.

While he doesn’t like being bothered, it really strokes his ego if you watch him work. As long as you’re quiet, he’ll act like he doesn’t notice, and make sure this sketch is extra beautiful for you.

If you convince him to leave the sketchbook at home, he’ll bring a book to read. If Jotaro tags along, he’ll probably spend a lot of time asking him questions about marine life and such.

If you’re more active and like getting in the water, he’ll probably try sketching you having fun in the water or quietly study you. If you’re dating the ever-so-talented artist, you’re definitely a muse/ a big source of inspiration for him. He loves watching your expressions when you get splashed or how your hair looks full of saltwater.

If you prefer to relax on the beach, expect to sit with him under his umbrella and discuss anything and everything, hand in hand. Rohan, while he has a flair for the dramatic, loves quiet moments with you like this.

Jotaro Kujo

If this guy was on Tinder, he would unironically put “Likes Long Walks on The Beach” in his bio.

Honestly? He doesn’t seem like one who would want to go on the beach during the day. It’s too bright and crowded. He’ll probably sit by Rohan, reading a book, if you all decided to go out during the day.

However, Jotaro loves the beach during the evening. He’ll kick of his shoes, holding them in his hands, as the two of you walk alone by the shoreline.

This is usually when he’s his most talkative. He knows a lot about the ocean, and if you ask any questions, you’ll probably get a very in-depth, scientific answer that leaves you more confused. He means well, it’s just hard for him to dumb-it-down if you’re not a marine biologist!

You might even hear him squeal if the cold water from the tide rolls over his toes and catches him off guard. He’ll blush if you tease him about it.

Be warned, if you tease him too much, you may unlock his slightly-playful side! If you’re in a swimsuit/ you two are staying nearby, he might pick you up with his huge arms and toss you into the water.

Don’t try to splash this guy; He’s not opposed to using Star Platinum to send a tidal wave back to you.

For Jotaro, the beach is a very intimate place where he can relax and let loose a little with his special someone <3

[alicanta77]

NCT Dream reaction: You having dimples

Mark:

ok so here’s the deal

it’s easy to make Mark laugh

meaning it’s like 1000000% easier for you to make him laugh

because the second you let out a laugh or smile with your dimples on show

he literally cannot stop himself from letting out his adorable high pitched giggle at the sight of them

he probably points them out to any of the members around him too

hits them to get their attention and points towards you

he just wants everyone to see how cute you are

‘dude look, look. are you looking? they’re so cute!!!’

along with his giggle

his own dimples also pop out

making you baby him and squish/poke his cheeks

which makes you both laugh while the members mark slapped watch

but it’s the cutest sight to see the two of you smiling at each other both your dimples on display for the world to see

Renjun:

so renjun

anything you do makes him ultra soft within like 2 seconds

i seriously see him as someone who just melts the minute his s/o does something cause he finds them too cute and perfect for this world

no matter how tough he acts, you make his image drop in a split second

so the second you smile and your dimples pop out

he’s got to kiss them

he can’t help it

he just loves them so much

definitely commented on them the first time he saw them

‘ahhhh y/n your dimples are so cute!!!’ *insert heart eye emoji*

whenever you smile he finds his eyes drifting to your cheeks to see your dimples come out

then he places his hands on your jaw and leans in to give them a kiss

you figured out pretty quickly that he was kissing your dimples cause he always does it after you smiled and he always makes sure to kiss them both

Jeno:

jeno’s gorgeous eye smile

plus your adorable dimples

equals the prettiest smile combo on the planet

you two smile at each other and the sun shines, plants bloom and the world seems a bit brighter

jeno smiles at people he loves almost subconsciously

so anytime he looks at you, he’s smiling *cue eye smile*

this makes you smile back *cue dimples*

which makes him smile more

which makes you smile more etc.

you also both have the kind of smiles where anyone else just smiles from looking at the two of you

that contagious kind of pure happiness that is rare to find

it also only comes out in full force that easily around you

(and your dimples)

he could be having the longest and worst day of his life but after one look at your dimples he can’t stop himself from smiling slightly

Donghyuck:

i’m willing to bet my life that hyuck would tease you about having dents in your face

call you a weirdo and poke them all the time

but at the end of the day, he always smiles when you smile and his eyes focus on them

he teases you to the ends of this earth but at the end of the day, he always makes sure that you know he loves you more than he knew it was possible to love something

but god forbid if anyone else even dares to comment on them calling them anything other than the most beautiful sight on earth

donghyuck will fix them with the most blood chilling death glare that you could possibly imagine

only he can tease you like that

he lets people think it’s cause he’s protective

in reality it’s because he knows that you know he never means it, and he doesn’t want to risk you taking someone else’s teasing seriously and getting hurt

really loves it because he can see your dimples come out when you’re trying not to laugh

Jaemin:

uses any opportunity for squishing your cheeks, already thinks you’re the cutest thing on the earth and this just affirms that

jaemin already thinks that you’re the cutest thing in the universe

this just affirms that

‘NO! there is evidence! LOOK AT THOSE CHEEKS!!!’ *cue Jaemin squishing your cheeks and kissing the pout that was formed*

you cannot tell me that jaemin doesn’t squish his s/o’s cheeks every chance he gets

he loved it so much more when he realised that you always smile after he does it

meaning

your dimples pop out

and Jaemin bursts into a smile and squishes them again

it’s a cycle

Jaemin squishes your cheeks - you smile - jaemin melts - jaemin squishes your cheeks etc.

he turns into the human form on the heart eye emoji when you smile

Chenle:

loves making you smile anyway, this just gives him another reason to absolutely love that

chenle thrives off a happy environment and making others happy

so one of his favourite things to do would be to make you smile

and as soon as he realised you had dimples

he wanted to make sure that you were smiling 24/7

so that he can always see your dimples

definitely calls you cute under his breath

like donghyuck

he likes that he can see when you’re trying not to smile because your dimples pop out

therefore he knows when you’re not mad at his teasing and he can coax a laugh out of you

he really likes that you can’t help it

that they just come out cause it makes him feel as though you can’t help but feel happy around him you can’t

he just falls in love with you all over again every time he sees them

Jisung:

he’s a curious bby

he probably pokes them all the time

definitely giggles while he does

finds them the cutest thing on the planet

i think jisung would especially love it if one dimple was bigger than the other

he would also 100000% have a favourite dimple

‘you know, today i like this one y/n.’

‘why’s that sungie?’

‘it’s smaller than the other but it’s bigger than it was yesterday.’

‘is it now?’ *you smile more at him*

‘now it’s even bigger!’ *grinning widely at you*

he would try to copy your dimples just like he did with jaehyun

cause he finds them so cute

he would use them to baby you

you smile and he pokes them while calling cute

watch him try to do this without a smile on his face though

*spoiler alert* he can’t

[xxyourlittleangelz]

✨💜Listen Love Don’t Hate Me But I Felt This Needed To Be Done~! I don’t know why but the idea hit me so here we go~!^^✨💜

✨💜Sinclair brothers with an innocent s/o~!✨💜

💋minors do not read~! Hints of Nsfw COULD be listed!!!💋

💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨

Bo💋:✨💜Honestly? He thinks you’re pulling his chain or something~!✨💜

✨💜As we know, Bo can (is) be dirty minded at times!~✨💜

✨💜So being with someone who completely lets the jokes, comments, etc go over their head is a shocker to him~!✨💜

✨💜deep down though, Bo finds this refreshing~!💜✨

✨💜he finds absolutely adorable (although he’d never mention this) when you do catch on to what he’s saying~!✨💜

✨💜and he can see that cute little redness rise in you’re face~💜✨

✨💜teasing goes by 1000000~!✨💜

💜✨he likes the idea of ruining that innocence even if it’s just a little 🤏🏻✨💜

✨💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨💜

Vincent🕯:💜✨Oh y/n~!💜✨

💜✨he enjoys this so very much~!💜✨

💜✨being around bo and his dirty mind all the time can really wear you out~💜✨

💜✨although he’d be lying if he said it didn’t make a little hot and bothered (get it?? “Hot”? 🏃‍♀️💨)💜✨

💜✨Trust me vinny is much more innocent than bo for sure BUT💜✨

✨💜the pure innocents about you does something to him deep down~💜✨

💜✨he probably won’t make this know (unlike bo) but it’s always in the back of his mind~!✨💜

💜✨overall it’s refreshing to be living with someone who isn’t constantly making sex jokes~✨💜

💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨

Lester🐾:💜✨A mix of bo and vinny here~!💜✨

💜✨he definitely finds the innocence hot BUT is a little shy about saying anything about it~💜✨

💜✨finds it adorable when you didn’t catch on to a joke or comment~💜✨

💜✨feels extra protective!💜✨

💜✨Doesn’t like you being around bo for very long~!💜✨

💜✨blushes when he starts thinking about ✨Dirty thoughts✨💜✨

✨💜Again he probably wouldn’t make his true thoughts known UNLESS you straight up ask him~!✨💜



[shozaii]

Can i request a headcanon or anything You want with ADA in hot springs You can make it with any characters btw You can even do it with none of them just a fun Scenario Please and yes i love your writting it's very good Keep up the good work You have my support 😍💕

(a/n): hello anon! this seems like an interesting request indeed! i’m so sorry i didn’t get to work on this as fast as i could🥺i picked our best boys for you; so i do hope you enjoy these headcanons!❤❤  thank you so much for the request and your support ahhh😭🤍

masterlist.

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hot spring dream.

pairings: dazai x reader, atsushi x reader, ranpo x reader

warnings: none! just a fun time in the hot springs💕

dazai

dazai felt really down in the dumps. really stressed over the few incidents that have happened recently. or maybe just a kind of situation he had never expected to endure. this lively, wacky self of a man was torn and you could see it.

and he has opened up to you about it, how stressed out he feels, how he wishes to spend more time with you.

“the better days have always been with you, my love.”

so one day you sat on your desk, thinking long and hard on what you can do to help him calm down, unwind and relax. something that could revive his fatigue. he was out and about, on a latest case while annoying kunikida to the max(you had no idea how he managed to perfectly execute that every single time)

what better way than taking him to the hot springs?

yes, yes that could work! 

so back home, while you two were cuddling, you sat up and turned to face him. “i have a little surprise for you; but it’s waiting somewhere else.”

“for me? oh my, belladonna! how big can it possibly be?” he asked, cupping his hand on your cheek.

“follow me and you’ll find out!”

and for the first time, he does not whine at all while you were taking him there, as the place was quite far from home. knowing that your surprises were genuinely from the heart; unbeatable, really.

so when you both reach the hot springs, his mouth is already hanging wide open. 

“this....this is what you’ve been planning??” he asked, his honey-brown eyes now drizzled with luminous glows.

“yes! surpri-,”

speechless baby just hugs you. stays like that for quite a while, actually. well; your intuitions were right - he needed some time off indeed.

fast forward to the inside of the onsen, where the two of you are immersed into the gorgeous looking tub. 

you could tell dazai began to feel even more relaxed; his shoulders stiffened less, his skin tone looking more fresh. his smile now beaming across his face. imagine the heart eyes when you offer to wash his back

would 1000000/10 tickle you when it’s his turn to do so

would also take tons of pictures of you in the yukata - dazai being dazai

when you weren’t looking, he just admires you from afar. how do you even do it?

he holds your hands, intertwines his fingers in yours, and stares deeply into your eyes before planting a soft kiss on your lips.

“thank you, mon chéri.”

atsushi

in this case, atsushi would be more than happy to take you out to the hot springs.

he has this vow where he has the need to treat you to something so fun and relaxing at the same time. you two do lots of things together, but he has never went to the onsen with his s/o. so why not now?

it could be any day. he had everything planned up in his mind; it was now time to execute it flawlessly without any backfiring.

oh my gosh i even see him messing up his words, and he uses plan b, telling you into thinking that you two had something important to solve - orders from the president - and you just go “??? but he didn’t say anything to me???”

“h-he told me last minute!”

“oh.... lead the way, ‘sushi!”

yes he melts whenever you call him that. pretty boy’s in love

literally ends up right in front of the onsen, his fingers going👉👈

“this is the place?”

he takes in a deep breath. “no and yes. no as in there was no case. yes as in a surprise.”

you squeal, running over to him, engulfing him into this everlasting hug. “atsushi!!” as he blushes to the maximum. 

“a-ah! i wanted....us to have a fun time.....and we definitely deserve this after a tiring week, d-don’t you think?”

“i’m too speechless!” you look at him, pulling him closer to kiss him on the cheek. “maybe this could sum it up?”

covers his cheeks with both hands because he has turned extremely red

this baby might actually get a nosebleed when he sees you in a yukata. he legit admires every part of your body so when he sees you with that outfit, cue a very blushy, flustered but ‘completely in love with you and wants to kiss you a thousand times’ atsushi

he is on his feet even before getting into the onsen! he felt so so happy because not only did plan b actually work; you were in love with the idea he had in store for you.

let me just say this; when you have your eyes shut for a bit, he heads over to you, pecking your forehead🥺 so you then open your eyes, pecking it back.

washing each other’s backs are a MUST. he voluntarily does it first, to which you give him one too shortly after. and i can guarantee that he is a literal kitty when his s/o does it; sinking into the soft touches while your hands were like magic.

splash wars!!! guess who started it? he did. and there were his heart laughs, music to your ears🥺

baby boy literally has the time of his life; i rest my case.

ranpo

ranpo, the greatest detective of the world; has lovingly invited you to the hot springs. please be there

of courSE you’d go with him! how could you ever say no?

“even the greatest detective needs to spend time with his beloved!”

that made you tear up(i just did too)

he knows how soft you get when he compliments you, talks about you, etc. so when he says it he looks at you, smiling so wide.

he’s in absolute love with you. deep down, he also realizes how much you have helped him over the years. which is why, this time he has decided to do something wonderful, in order to celebrate the love that you two had for each other.

he wanted to make it a surprise, but he likes being straightforward. he wants you to know that he appreciates having you by his side all the time. hence the little announcement

makes sure he finds the right location for the both of you because weLL we’re literally talking about a legend !!!

lots of snacks along the way to the hot springs; sharing them with you is a must

i headcanon him to be falling so SO hard for you when he sees you in the yukata. he just sits there, taking in the lovely sight - top to bottom.

and then there’s ranpo. ARGH MY HEART--

holds out a hand, giving you the softest smile ever. “shall we be on our way now, darling?”

it’s cuTe because most of the time, you hold his hand, to which he then curls his fingers around, sealing it. soft ranpo pops out and it’s just complete chaotic wholesomeness.

i can see him cupping his hands together, gathering up some water, and then he tells you to turn around. he then pours the water onto your back. it looks like a mini waterfall on your flawless skin. “ethereal beauty,” he calls it.

the little details to him matter✋😌

ranpo. will. have. a. splash. war. you’re most welcome.

he even goes deeper into the water; only having his eyes up on the surface, eyeing you. so when he calls you, you do the same thing

until he splashes water on your cheeks.

okay all in all, he would call this the ‘y/n appreciation day!’ because he can, and everyday is an appreciation day;today’s event was in the onsen!🥰

(a/n): here you go anon!!!! i’m so sorry this took so damn long arGH🥺 but i do hope you enjoy it!!!❤️

[h2bakugou]

Heyyoooo!! If I’m not being a bother could I request a head cannon where bakugo is checking out the fem! reader during class like he always does when she isn’t looking; without her knowing of course; but either she catches him or over hears someone pointing out the fact that he’s checking her out. IF YOU DONT WANT TO DO THIS IT IS 1000000% OKAY FOR YOU TO SAY NO- IM STILL HONORED THAT YOU READ IT!!

a/n: hiyaaa! of course hun! this idea is super cute honestly lmao

headcanon: them getting caught checking out their s/o

key: (y/n) - your name / (f/n) - first name / (l/n) - last name / (e/c) - eye color / (h/c) - hair color / (y/q) - your quirk

warnings: fluff, swearing

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katsuki bakugou

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Totally tries to play it off but fails horribly. He’s super smooth don’t get me wrong, but he’s loud and he can never truly ‘pipe down’ as Kaminari would say.

“I wasn’t staring at her!” His voice is echoing off the walls and the reddening of his ears isn’t helping prove his statement. He probably would’ve been better off if he didn’t say anything at all.

Bakugou now knows that Kamari, Kirishima, and Sero will tease him about it if they catch him staring at you, so he begins to time his staring.

He doesn’t do it to be creepy perverted, or sexual by any means.

He’s just genuinely infatuated with your beauty. You’re fucking gorgeous.

He could look at you for hours and never get bored. The more he looks at you the more he discovers. The way your hair frames your face, or how when you smile your dimples poke through.

You’re cute without even trying, and when you put effort into your looks, you still look stunning.

So it’s like any other day, Bakugou’s finished writing the notes from the current slide down and his eyes wander over to your desk, over to you.

He watched your hand grip the black pen between your fingers as it spreads ink over the pages, filling your notebook with doodles and notes.

Like you could feel someone staring at you, you turned your head toward Bakugou and you could feel your heart begin to race. He was looking at you. No staring. Admiring.

Heat began to spread across your face as you began to blush.

Bakugou quickly whipped his head around, his ears reddening from both embarrassment and fluster. He got himself caught again. By you this time.

He hated blushing, especially when it was noticeable on his cheeks.

After class you awkwardly greeted Bakugou on the walk back to the dorms.

“Hey Bakugou...” You started the conversation, keeping up with his fast walking pace.

“What do you want?” Bakugou had his hands shoved into his pockets, his bag slung over his shoulder.

“I was wondering if maybe you could tutor me on some of the stuff we learned today.” You spoke softly, a faint blush settling on your cheeks.

“Sure whatever.” Bakugou replied cooly.

It wasn’t until you were sitting in his room clad in some comfy pajamas notebooks sprawled across his floor that the thought of studying with you registered in his mind.

Even while studying with you, telling you some better techniques to solve equations or remember literally terms, he found himself getting lost just by looking at you.

“Bakugou?” You waved your hand in his face, bringing him back to reality.

“Sorry.” Bakugou mumbled.

“No no, I think it’s cute.” You giggle.

“What?” Bakugou looked at you confused.

“You’re always looking at me, and when I catch you, you get all flustered. It’s cute.” You fidget with your fingers, feeling a bit of tension grow between the two of you.

Bakugou leans over and places a quick kiss on your lips, pulling away before you even get the chance to register what was happening.

Your face begins to heat up as you watch him lean back.

“Sorry I needed to do that.” Bakugou apologizes again.

“Can you do it again? You didn’t give me time to really feel it.” You smile, waiting for him to kiss you again. And Bakugou didn’t need another word from you to go in and give you a better, longer kiss, his large hand resting on your cheek.

When he pulls away, he traces his index finger down your jaw, tilting your chin up before fully pulling away.

“Now where were we.”

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masterlist

[kuroosdumbslut]

s/o who’s frustrated and falling into depression due to school

bakugou:

he kinda gets it

i mean, bakubro literally got kidnapped due to school and shit?

he’ll do his best to help you as best as he can

studies with you, quizzes you, brings you snacks and water, forces you to take breaks, all of it

oh my god if you start showing signs of depression around his more and more, he will literally make you call in sick for a few days and he might even call in a day or two to spend with you to try to make you feel even the tiniest bit better

the end of study day will probably end with cuddles and him stealing some your school shit to make sure you dont overwork yourself when he inevitably has to go back to his dorm room

boi is like “nah, im taking these textbooks and all your pencils and pens. i know how you are 🅱️” rip no late night work if he worked with you for the day

shigaraki

obviously youd be college age, but like,,,he would think its kinda dumb to be worrying about it so much.

like, he believes you wont need it cause obviously he can take care of you and when he takes over you wont wven need that stupid piece of paper!

...he wont tell you that directly tho, he’ll just pout when you study

hes probably playing games on silent or listening theough his headphones, but will turn his attention to you if he hears you mumbling in anger

shiggys like??? wtf has you so pressed, are you good? do i gotta kill something or someone?

but if he sees you crying out of frustration, he will make you stop what your doing and sit with him

lets be real, he sits you on his lap and traps you there

no but really, he worries about you in his own way, and while he cant really help with schoolwork, he CAN give you affection and attention

his offer still stands to kill someone tho

hawks

he gets it

god he fucking understands

will help you out the best he can, and if he cant he will (with your permission) hire you the best tutor he can find

also brings you snacks and shit, but in order to aquire said snacks you gotta pay his kiss toll (1 kiss for smaller snacks, 2-3 kisses for bigger snacks)

hes a dork, we been knew

oh my god when he makes you take breaks, he’ll put on like whatever show yall are binging together and will have to watch a minimum of 2 episodes before he lets you go study more

if he notices or if you tell him about how you’re starting to fall into a depression, he will PERSONALLY call your school and be like “yo i need (y/n) at my agency for a few weeks sorry chief”

one of the perks of being the no.2 hero

he wont be lying technically, you will be at the agency with him

you just wont be doing work. youll be helping him fuck with some of his colleagues

will 1000000% take you out flying for a while (as long as you arent afraid of heights)

soft birb

**due to me being back in classes from home, this is my contribution to bnha rn. 10000000000% self indulgent and prolly kinda shite but whtever**

[mego42]

Shamelessly stealing @foxmagpie​’s monthly rec thing without the ability to get my life together to do these on a monthly basis so, seasonal recs! So excited to see if I manage to do this again with anything remotely resembling consistency but i’ve been keeping the notes for approximately 43 years (or since ~september, whatever that means) so by god i’m gonna use them. 

found my thrill - s_t_c_s / @sothischickshe​

Turner POV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

guys turner is SO OBSESSED with Beth and Rio

both canonically and in this fic

it’s gr9

also features a weirdly soothing and relatable cord untangling moment as a metaphor

truly disturbingly relatable turner pov tbh

relentless boomer disdain, always a plus

led to the creation of this monstrosity, not sure what kind of a monster would do that

War In My Mind - mintletters16

Backread!!!!

post-213, gorgeous character study 

guaranteed to make you feEl stUfF

I really love the like, cyclical, fractured pattern of Beth’s internal monologue, it gives the whole thing a really affecting at times dreamy, at times haunted vibe

the end twist is *chef’s kiss*

mourning bells - Ejunkiet / @ejunkiet​

Backread!!!!

Later s2 era, Rio’s at a funeral, gets drunk and calls Beth

V short, kind of…..mmm, not sweet, but almost? Idk

It’s got a wistful sort of almost/i can be quiet with you vibe that i go extremely bonkers for

delinquents - foxmagpie / @foxmagpie​

Lol are any of you actually not reading this yet?

g o d ch 8 where do i start

First off how ABSOLUTELY VERY DARE for the tragic angst that is delinquents!beth boland. This poor baby, this precious bean. MUST PROTEC

SHE’S TRYING HER BEST AND I LOVE HER

zero percent deserves dean’s clammy hands, no i have not forgotten, tattooed on my brain, will never forgive

I also love love love love LOVE the ruby/stan subplot happening

(and ruby’s mom!!!!!) (seriously though you write the best moms)

oh god and baby beth starting to have confusing feelings about rio?????? *chef’s kiss*

p sure i was just like, straight screaming the entire end of the chapter

the dugout is like, pure serotonin

I can’t even talk about the closet

tHe teNsiOn

thank you i will take eleventy billion

don't give it a hand, offer it a soul - medievalraven / @medievalraven

am a desperate heaux for any fic that features rio and mick friendship

you are all incredibly shocked i know

still would not be mad if this swerved into rio x mick fake dating but beth x rio is cool too i guess

Speaking of things i am a desperate heaux for: DIANE!!!!!!!!

and DATING ANNIE???????????? Blessed

honestly this fic is worth it purely for the assertion that mick watches queer eye

Why don't we go to Venus? - watermelonriddles / @bensonstablers​

another grief study! 

apparently i was working through some stuff in september, idk, that was like 4 years ago

considering it’s the premise of the fic, i don’t think it’s a spoiler to say this fic is canon divergent and working with the premise that rio killed beth in 302

he is uh, not coping well

extremely haunted you might say

lots of marcus and rhea which is a delight!

rhea is to good for him tbh

i said what i said

truly top notch dream (nightmare?) sequences

the conversation at the end is extremely uncalled for

drop the game - Ejunkiet / @ejunkiet​

Backread!!!!

Am going to die mad Beth and Rio didn’t hook up in 211 but luckily this fic scratched the itch 

(temporarily, it’s a fairly permanent itch)

Bonus rec: missing scene series i wanna do bad things to you featuring 2x02 and 2x04

Viva Voce - zetuslapetus / @querenaxx​

Whoops we woke up married Vegas shenanigans!! 

So cute!!!!! So sexy!!!!! 

What more do you want?

am desperately obsessed with how beth can’t help stalking rio

feels right, feels organic

this makes me feel a lot of stuff about how they could be without their canon garbage between them

🎶 we could’ve had it aaaaaaaaaaall 🎶

you showed me colors (i can't see them with anyone else) - gild_fire / @gild-and-fire​

really into the use of color to illustrate beth’s emotional state, i feel like there’s a word for that but idk what it is

UNIMPORTANT

really nice job capturing beth’s inner vulnerability balanced by her outer stubbornness

am DESPERATELY into Mick playing matchmaker

more please???????

Both Sides of the Law - JoeyLee / @joeyjoeylee​

LAW SCHOOL AU! I suuuuuuper love Beth and Rio here (alt pov!! a gift!!!!) I love how initially prickly they are, I love how it’s evolving into a grudging respect, I love how INCREDIBLY AND HILARIOUSLY OBSESSED WITH EACH OTHER THEY ARE and neither one of them seems to see it

listen I know we’re all already foaming at the mouth over this one but as it’s gonna go down as one of my all time favorites it bears repeating/rereccing

cannot stress enough how masterful the use of POV is here, both voices feel completely true and distinct and I love how the alternating chapters revisit, reveal and emphasize pieces of each other

i can’t talk about this fic without hyperventilating

I LOVE IT SO MUCH YOU GUYS

the slow burn is going to ACTUALLY KILL ME

rip, no regrats

Earned It - wakeupflawless / @wakeupflawless​

spanking

that’s it that’s the pitch

H O T

living for beth’s exit in the first chapter, rio and i are both incredibly into it

second chapter also features violently possessive Rio who cannot deal with anyone messing with his girl so if that’s your thing boy howdy get on it

shake, baby, shake - openhearts

backread!!!!!

according to my bookmarks this was a reread but ???????

must’ve read it in the fugue state that followed reading for a moment we were strangers which is gr9 and I believe I have recced it before. If not, horrible oversight, reccing it now

beth and Rio POV lead up to the bathroom break, beautifully done, low-key feel bad reccing it bc the end point of both chapters makes me want to throw things but it’s super worth it for the tEnsiOn. ENJOY

What the Sea Wants, the Sea Will Have - flashindie / @pynkhues​

I’m assuming all of y’all are already reading this

If not OH MY GOD FIX YOUR LIVES

P I R A T E  A U

I’m sorry maybe you didn’t hear me piRaTE aU

meticulously researched, brain-meltingly vibrant, already painfully sexy slow-burning PIRATE AU

god where to start okay so first off, the world-building here straight up breaks my brain, sophie’s put in the work and it SHOWS

second, the atmosphere. i’m generally a pretty like, vague mental picture sort of reader but the sensory detail here grabs you by the throat and like, forcibly hauls you in whether your brain’s wired that way or no

and hey speaking of throats if you, like me, go a little funny about the knees at the idea of beth holding a knife to rio’s throat (he’s fine, calm down), there’s a v excellent beth-in-a-barrel moment for you

oh christ and the sexy tension

it’s gonna be a race to see which slow burn takes me out first, this or law school

Stunner - foxmagpie / @foxmagpie​

Another high school AU, this time with baby Rio absolutely head over heels for his older sister’s bff

stunner!Rio has an emotional earnestness about him that I feel like delinquents!Rio has already outgrown and it’s so SWEET I can’t get enough

Desperately cute!!!!!!

alL he waNts iS foR beTh tO bE hiS girL

also unreasonably angsty???????

ANN ARBOR IS NOT THAT FAR MEGAN

A Heart's A Heavy Burden - tooshyforthis / @bathroombreaks​

Howl’s Moving Castle AU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love Howl’s!!!!!!!!!!!

perfect opp to roast Rio for being a Dramatique Heaux 

and it’s gonna be 9 chapters?????? H Y P E

author’s note boldly presumes I did not know I needed this AU when the reality is I did in fact know I needed this AU, I just wasn’t expecting anyone to deliver

so blessed

author also claims to not be team nose stud and yet it features prominently in all its magnificent glory

what is the truth dot gif

A Bit of a Stretch - septiembre / @septiembur​

SO????? CUTE?????????

would be on this list for Rio calling Beth E alone tbh

really really really really really love this Rio POV of being settled into a relationship with Beth

It manages to be sweetly domestic af while still holding the edge that makes brio brio which is a neat trick

@septiembur may be a witch

beth’s approach to getting rio to do yoga with her is hilarious and exactly right, canon-typical amounts of subtlety 

1000000/10

Post Break-Up Sex - femalegothic / @bethsuglywigs​

stg this was called Hit Shuffle

no matter

h O T

with a side of damn i’ve made some questionable choices in my life haven’t i introspection

(no regrats tho)

(esp not with this fic)

not the point of the fic by a long shot but i’m also extremely obsessed with Weed Eddie, so real

She drains my soul... she drains it not - niham87 / @niham87​

ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED WITH THIS CONCEPT

am a complete sucker for paranormal world building that satirizes bureaucracy 

Is that a trope? If so that’s my favorite

I did it. I’m picking a single favorite. You know what that is growth dot gif

ANYWAY i love the concept, i love the humor, i love beth instantly clicking with annie

I love her and mick’s sort of grudging professional courtesy

Love beth as a champion of environmental responsibility and all of the underworld being like …...okay??

cannot wait to see where this goes

Nine-Tenths - riosnecktattoo / @riosnecktattoo​

*INCOHERENT PTERODACTYL SCREECHING*

sometimes i think about rio putting beth’s hair in a ponytail and have to go lie down

science please explain why this rUinS mE

wait hold on i skipped ahead

HEY KIDS DO YOU LIKE UNBEARABLY CUTE DOMESTIC TENDERNESS

opens with rio sleepily holding beth’s hand to his heart so that’s the kind of thing you’ll be dealing with

uGH theY’RE sO CUTe

idk why precisely but rio adding hair ties to his bracelet collection is my undoing every time

Missed Call - foxmagpie / @foxmagpie​

Rio doesn’t come home from a job when he’s supposed to. Beth (and I!!!!!!!) slowly loses her mind

Truly a masterpiece of rising tension

Will literally never forgive her for calling this light angst

I was SO STRESSED OUT

The first person to point out there was an author’s note at the beginning I obvs didn’t read is getting blocked

crush - foxmagpie / @foxmagpie​

Listen even though this is centered around two OCs, they are OCs FROM a (n iconic) brio fic AND Beth, Ruby and Rio all make cameos (I mean, Rio’s pretty present since he lives in Mar’s mind rent free bc they are THE SWEETEST MOST ADORABLE BEST OF FRIENDS so idk if i’d call it a cameo but whatever)

and even if it didn’t feature any official GG characters I’d still rec is bc that’s mY SON AND this fic is TOO CUTE

I have so many feelings over mar and rio growing up and not knowing how to cope with girls becoming a Thing in their life and how it affects their friendship and mar feeling left behind but (SPOILERS) at the end of the story rio starts feeling that too and it’s so poignant knowing how that’s going to continue in delinquents

while mar may be my son, i also claim elena’s #1 stan status

before you’re like meg you’re only reccing it bc it’s a bday present ask yourselves do i really strike you as the kind of person that wouldn’t be equally obnoxious about this either way?

truly cannot fathom how hard i have fallen for these OCs i don’t normally do that

@foxmagpie is definitely a witch

The Ottoman - Niham87 / @niham87​

look i will be the first to admit that i don’t go near as bonkers over the ottoman line in 308 as y’all do

(don’t get me wrong, i love it!!! I love that he laughs and i love that she’s pleased it just doesn’t hit my lose my whole mind button like idk, the dubby or the 306 convo, idk why)

BUT i v v v much love the context this delightful Rio POV pwp gives it

am also absolutely feral for 209 missing scene fic

and anything that captures the complexity of Rio’s s3 feelings for Beth and how twisted they’ve become

so this scratches a bunch of itches, is what i’m trying to say

Bet On It - zetuslapetus / @querenaxx​

*INCOHERENT PTERODACTYL SCREECHING*

That’s what my brain does when I think about Beth and Rio meeting in ch 1

am DESPERATELY OBSESSED WITH the tension between the two of them in this fic

I love how it plays with the ways they have to rely on but don’t trust each other

plus FAKE DATING and BED SHARING (fair warning hasn’t happened yet but the set up is there)

originally supposed to be 2 chapters, already up to 4, prayer circle it goes on forever

do you like drugs (tonight) - s_t_c_s / @sothischickshe​

v important focus on hydration, other fic should take note

extremely about the use of cut to and then flashback to enhance the ‘we were on drugs’ vibe

speaking of, beth and rio absolutely would take ecstasy to prove they are fun bc they are the exact kind of idiots that would peer pressure themselves

so glad beth kept her purse, got a bit stressed there for a second, clutches in that kind of circumstance are A Risk

not that i would know

FLAWLESS USE OF VOICEMAIL TBH

really love the ongoing denial that they are remotely into each other while proceeding to demonstrate how they are in fact, extremely into each other, great vibe

rio dances

I know my brain broke too

mmmm bacon

Navigate A Broken Path - flashindie / @pynkhues​

*INCOHERENT PTERODACTYL SCREECHING*

I have a long standing tradition of getting unreasonably obsessed with side characters so i’m not like, entirely surprised by how obsessed i am with both Mick and Mary Pat but i never in a million years considered them as a ship

AND Y E T

they fit????? so perfectly?????? It’s amazing how she developes them individually enough that i look at them together and think ah yes this makes perfect sense for both characters

and they’re such an amazing foil to Beth and Rio? 

can ships have foils? do i know what a foil is? 

unimportant

GUYS you dON’T uNDERStAN d 

hell i don’t understand

how absolutely very dare you make me care about YET ANOTHER set of gg ‘verse children

do not read this fic if you have no interest in feelings you zero percent asked for

wHA t hAPPeNED iN aLASkA?????????

A Moment’s Silence - femalegothic / @bethsuglywigs​

*makes sign of the cross*

y’all are gonna make me rediscover religion

extremely appreciate the author’s note approach to backstory top notch prioritization

listen it’s basically 3k of beth deep throating rio idk what more you need me to say about it

it is…..good stuff

bless the kinkmeme or fest whatever we’re calling it

praise - civillove / @blainesebastian​

I mean you had me at “three times rio calls beth a good girl and one time he really means it”

ephemeral rio

I left that note for myself in here in the middle of the night and haven’t the foggiest what i was thinking but i stand by it none the less

okay okay i think i know what i meant, this fic (as do all of my fav civillove brio fics) has this sort of like, liminal, in the quiet moments feel to them that makes the moments and feelings somehow feel like i’m catching a glimpse of something secret and precious???

idk i just really like it okay

Heart and Soul - riosnecktattoo / @riosnecktattoo​

oh look more unbearably sweet domestic tenderness, this time to music

thank you ma’am for my life

rio remembers beth used to play piano and gets her one and revoltingly cute shenanigans result

also hilarity

and sexiness

this fic has it all, truly

shout out to mick who sees no reason to keep rio’s feelings to himself

good girls tumblr fic - prettylittlementirosa / @hypermania​​

cheating and reccing a whole series

It’s my list and i can do what i wanna

stop crying about it, it’s four fics and they’re all AMAZING absolutely impossible to pick a fav

truly flawless characterization, next level ability to capture evocative mood, cannot get enough

three’s a crowd: who knew ballroom dancing while dean watches and grinds his teeth could be so sexy 

(trick question everything about that premise sounds A++++ and boy howdy does it live up)

feel it on the way home: rio tries to break up with beth, it goes about as well as you’d expect

(thE angSty tenSioN)

i want to play the game: [from the floor] i’m still not ready to talk about it

(rio/turner, missing scene, 10000000% a taste of what went down in that hotel room)

june after dark: pitch perfect annie pov, really really love the take that Annie is the baby whisperer, can’t fully explain why but it feels incredibly right

(ANNIE X NANCY COULD WORK SO WELL YOU GUYS)

[leemaht]

haikyuu!! headcanons

how they would react if they make their s/o cry

kuroo, tendou

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warnings: swearing, mention of cheating

pairings: kuroo x reader, tendou x reader

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kuroo

this boy teases you to the max and loves to pull pranks on you

he was only too happy when you reacted to most of his pranks by laughing or pouting or even instantly realizing it was a prank

so he pulled more and more

but this one, this one had gone too far

he saw this one online somewhere and decided to use this on you

he wanted to record your reaction to him telling you that he cheated on you. i seriously don’t know why he would think this would be a good idea.

he thought you would get angry at him and maybe throw a punch or something but well...

so in school he asked if it was cool if he stayed since he wanted to talk to you and you informed him it would be ok.

your parents weren’t home 

you two arrived and you went upstairs to change out of your uniform

during this time kuroo set up his phone on the table so you wouldn’t see it and waited for you to come down

and then the ‘fun’ began

‘y/n, can you come here for a second? i really need to talk to you.’ he said as serious as he could. you just nodded.

‘ok, what is it?’

‘...’ he really acted the shit out of it. he looked you in the eyes, took a deep breath and

‘y/n, i cheated on you.’ you were in shock but tried to stay calm

‘i-i don’t believe you.’ who was it you thought. there was person you had a bad feeling about all along. whenever you felt insecure you told kuroo but he always told you not to worry about them.

‘i did. it just happened. there was a party last weekend and i was totally wasted and one led to the other. (rivals/name) and i...’ you heard him talking but his words just would not reach your brain anymore

so it was them, you thought. you looked down on your lap fidgeting with your fingers. you smiled a defeated smile.

kuroo was shocked when he saw your face and his conscience kicked in.

‘hey, y/n?’

‘i knew it...’ tears were flowing down your cheeks by now.

‘wait, what?’

‘i-i mean, they are better than me in any way. they are so much prettier and smarter and taller and s-skinnier and...’ you sobbed. you looked kuroo in the eyes ‘and you would look so much better with th-them than with me. i-i seriously don’t know-w how you put up with me th-this long. i am a sad excuse o-of a girlfriend, am i? i can’t even love you like you would deserve it’ kuroo was speechless. he had no idea how you could think so little of yourself, and he realized that he had just broken the last bit of confidence you had in you.

you still didn’t break eye contact with him as you continued with a sad smile on your lips

‘i-i just want you to be happy. *sob* even if i-i cannot be the one by your side.’ your voice was so weak it was barely a whisper by know as you focused back down on your hands.

‘y/n, stop. please stop.’ you looked up again.

‘huh?’ 

‘y/n, listen i didn’t cheat on you. it was a prank. i am so sorry.’ and he pointed at his phone on the table.

you looked at it in horror without saying a word

kuroo tried to pull you into a hug but yo slapped his hand away

you turned to face him but only managed to look at the floor he was standing on

‘h-how could you.’

you turned around and ran up the stairs into your room. all kuroo could hear was the sound of the door being closed and locked.

he had fucked up big time and this time he wasn’t sure if you would forgive him

he followed you slowly and stopped by your door. he heard you crying in your room. he hesitated but knocked

‘y/n, love please open the door.’

‘leave me alone.’

‘no, i won’t leave until i see you, babe.’

‘don’t call me babe, kuroo. just let me be, please.’

‘i will kick the door down. you know i will.’

‘no you will not. you know why? because you fucked up. i seriously don’t want to see you right now, so go to r/n or any other person who isn’t me and leave me the fuck alone!’

kuroo really messed up. he knew it.

he sat on the floor next to your door and waited. he didn’t know for what but he would. even if it took the whole day. you were worth it. after maybe 30 minutes of silence, the doorknob moved and the door was unlocked.

‘... are you still there?’ you asked before you opened

‘of course.’ he leapt from the floor in your direction and before you could fight back he had pulled you in an almighty hug

‘y/n, i am so sorry. i am such an idiot-’

‘yes, you are.’

‘... i deserved that one... and so much worse. i would understand if you never talked to me again. i knew how you felt about r/n-’

you flinched when heard this name, hoping never needing to do so again

‘-and i still did this. this is unforgivable. but i want you to know, that i would never, not in 1000000 years cheat on you. you are the prettiest, smartest and kindest person who ever existed. i love you so much and i could never be as happy with anyone but you.’ and finally kuroo felt how your arms wrapped around his waist and your face pressed against his chest.

he whispered 100 apologies in your ear as he kissed the top of your head 

...

[extended ending]

‘if you ever pull shit like this again,i will stab you.’

‘did you really just ruin this moment?’

‘i can ruin as many moments as i want to, you are the one who made me cry.’

‘... and i promise this was the last time.’

tendou

ANOTHER PRANKSTER GUYS

break up prank

he saw this one online and immediately thought he had to try this one out on you

the person in this video reacted by punching their boyfriend straight in the face and tendo found it hilarious. he thought you would like scream assault at him... yeah

the next afternoon he was at your apartment and sat the phone up while you were in the kitchen preparing snacks for the two of you

when you came back you placed the snacks on the table 

and tendo had the most serious look on his face you have ever seen

‘uh, satori are you alright?’

‘y/n, i think we need to talk.’ it was so had for him not to laugh in your dumbfounded face. you grew kind of worried

‘ok. you know you can tell me anything.’

‘y/n, we should break up.’ you were totally taken aback as you let those words sink in. all kinds of thoughts came running through your head. did you annoy him? was he cheating? all your little flaws came together making you feel insecure.

as he noticed that you hadn’t answered he decided to take a step further

‘yeah, i think this is for the best, y’know? i don’t think we work out. i just don’t love you anymore.’

you were in a complete loss of words. silent tears started running down your cheeks and falling into your lap.

tendo hadn’t looked at you the whole time because you were sitting next to each other so when he turned around his heart broke

you were sunken together, looked in your own lap and held your own hands as the tears rolled down you pale face and silent sobs escaped your mouth. and he knew he had gone too far.

‘y/n-’

‘i’m sorry.’ tendo was so confused. he just ‘broke up’ with you and you were the one who apologized now? but before he could think further, you continued

‘i’m sorry that i wasn’t good enough. i should have tried more to be the person you deserve.’ congratulations, you just broke a boy.

he couldn’t comprehend what you were saying? you? not good enough? if something he wasn’t the one good enough, with all his pranks, teasing and shitty behavior.

‘STOP stop stop stop.’he tried to get back to his cheery self as he told you that it was a prank and pointed at the camera.

without a word you leaped up and went to the kitchen 

you didn’t want to see his face right now but he chased after you

‘y/n, wait, please!’ he grabbed your arm but you slapped his and away. he didn’t give up though, refusing to give you space he tried again and pulled you in a hug. you struggled to free yourself but your body was drained of all energy so that you just let him be.

after a while you started sobbing in his chest. ‘w-why would you do that?’

‘i’m sorry, really. i thought maybe you would punch me or something but i didn’t think you would be so sad.’ he stated. 

you angry

‘how the hell am i supposed to react, satori? how would you feel when the person you love the most on this planet, the person you trust most... the love of your life would break up with you? telling you in your face that they do not love you?’

boy he started crying. he would have never dreamed about having someone to love him so wholeheartly. he was a sobbing, sniffling mess and wasn’t able to form words. 

after a while you had to comfort him and you didn’t have it in you to be mad anymore

through sobs he exclaimed how sorry he was and how much he loved you and that he would never break up with you

he cried worse when you told him the same

[dudeandduchess]

could you do the nsfw hc for uzui and rengoku?

Of course, bby! Hope you like it. UwU

I hope this makes up for all the angst I’ve peddled over the weekend. Ahaha.

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NSFW HCs for Uzui and Kyōjurō:

Rengoku Kyōjurō:

This boi was definitely not a virgin when he met his s/o.

He’s not overly kinky.

However, his main kinks are: breeding/impregnation, spanking, Dominance, public sex, loud sex, praise kink (giving and receiving).

He isn’t shy about having sex out in public bc he has the big dick energy for it.

And the big dick to match.

He high key wants to get his s/o pregnant.

So badly that he likes to plug her up with his cock, bc he doesn’t want his cum to go to waste.

999999.99% has a daddy kink.

Call him “daddy” in bed and his s/o should brace herself for a wild night... or day.

He reacts very well to teasing.

He usually laughs his s/o’s attempts off, but deep down he just wants to fuck them up.

Even more than usual.

On the rare occasion that he does get mad, he asks his s/o to count with him while he spanks her.

He usually just gets mad when he sees her getting too friendly with someone he doesn’t know.

His fellow pillars are fine.

In fact, he’d shared his s/o with Sanemi once or twice.

He’s very loud during sex, and he’s not ashamed to let anyone know just how much pleasure he’s receiving.

When he gives his s/o oral, he has the tendency to yell out “umai, umai”.

So the neighbors think that his s/o is such a great cook, if she gets that kind of reaction from Kyōjurō.

“Rengoku-san, what did you have for dinner last night?” His neighbor would ask.

And Kyō, bless his flaming little heart, would proudly grin as he answered his neighbor’s question.

“(Y/n) made curry!”

He really wouldn’t know why his neighbors were so interested in knowing what he’d eaten.

But he would still answer them.

Bc he loved to gloat about his beloved s/o’s cooking skills.

Uzui Tengen:

Do I even need to say this? The man has three wives. He was not a virgin when he met his s/o / fourth wife.

He has so much stamina that his wives have no problem with him.

At all.

He has a thick, long cock. Perfect for fucking all of his wives senseless.

He has so many kinks, but none of them include ones that involve hurting his wives in any way, shape, or form.

His only exception is hair pulling.

He just loves to tangle his fingers into his partner’s hair while he fucked them from behind.

He lives for that shit.

For all his talk about flamboyance, he’s surprisingly the most vanilla out of all the Hashira.

This man has a daddy kink as well. 1000000% daddy kink.

He likes to have fun during sex, so he likes to change things up by experimenting with positions.

What he loves the most is cuddling with his wives afterwards though.

To make sure that he’s giving all of them the attention they deserve, his wives each have their own special weeks with him.

For every week of the month, he spends it with them.

The reverse gangbangs only happen during the weekends.

He wants to get his wives pregnant already, but they’re all waiting for the right moment.

Maybe after the war with Muzan was over, they could finally get started on those tiny heirs and heiresses.

[fullsunalicia]

Hi omg 🥺🥺 I was wondering if you could do a nct 127 reaction to their bisexual latinx s/o dressing alternative and being activist? Like going to blm activities and equal rights and pride I'm sorry if it's too specific 🥺 ilysm 🥺!!!

no problem at all my love !!!! ilysm too, thank you for your request!!

Moon Taeil

the proudest boyfriend ever. this is a common fact for everyone in nct. everyone, taeil included, would be so proud to have a girlfriend like you.

your no. 1 supporter! though it’s harder for him to attend protests for example because sm sucks and deserves to get their ass beat, since they can clearly rip off black artists but not acknowledge/help them, he still does everything in his power to support you!

need help with getting there and there to attend a demo? you got it! need a helping hand with drawing leaflets? you got it! write down ways you can safely protest and hide your face? he’s already making notes on a hk protest video!

Lee Taeyong

like taeil, taeyong is very supportive and goes out of his way to help you! he likes helping you with posters and other little things that can be helpful for protests - some solution for when you get teargassed, for example.

y’all have seen the way he stands up to his managers lmao. though it would be a little harder than exposing his managers on vlive, he’d still try to help on sns in a subtle way. a lysn bubble update with the date of the blm demo, maybe... very inch resting, ty doesnt know how that got there.............

in terms of dressing alt, you’ve got yourself a fanboy!! our fashion icon taeyong adores your sense of fashion and always watches you pick out fits. wants you to shop for him, aswell!! they’re such cool looks!

Seo Johnny

man the way he would be EXPLODING from pride. that’s his gf right here!!! his perfect little activist gf saving the world!! catch him crying in a ditch johnny loves you so MUCH

since he grew up in the states and experienced those problems firsthand, johnny would definitely make an attempt to join you on protests. whether that’s blm, pride or equal rights. he believes in you and he believes in those causes. will definitely get in trouble for secretly attending a demo with you!!

the biggest fucking ally ever omg. whether it took you some time to tell johnny or saying it right at the start, he supports you for your sexuality and never once makes you feel weird about it. nor insecure! he just fell in love with you HARD

Nakamoto Yuta

MAN... y’all already know yuta would join you on every. single. demo. he’s the loudest protestor on the goddamn street. I SAY LESBIAN YOU SAY ALLY. watch him raise up a lesbian flag and yell profanities at homophobic ass people

yuta is already so so vocal with his open support for lgbtq and others!!! this man is a feminist to the blood, to the bone. you got yourself the perfect boyfriend ma’am. hot and educated? goddamn

y’all are that activist power couple that is cheered on every protest!!!! he supports you! your causes are his causes!!!!! literally the perfect match

Kim Doyoung

this is so self explanatory i’m gonna CRY from laughter. everything about this man screams ally. will beat anyone up that belittles you for your sexuality, or anyone else in that matter

that vlive where the czennie talked about an unrequited love and he went “it could be a boy loving a boy, or a girl loving a girl, we don’t know that.” man....... kim doyoung, your hand in marriage juseyo??

like yuta, he is right beside you aiding your beliefs. he loves you so much, it’s only fair he does the best he can to support you. i love him

Jung Jaehyun

this man is so in awe at your fashion sense he literally annoys your ass for ootd pictures. spams you until he gets all the deeds. very obnoxious but also very cute, it’s quite an ego boost to have the jung jaehyun as a hype man!!

it’s not a big thing to him that you’re bisexual - he acknowledges it and supports you with all his heart. no matter what your sexuality is. there’s not a single inch of you he doesn’t love or adore or support. he literally has love beams shooting out of his eyes !!

has to be physically restrained to not attend demos with you LMAOOO, there’s a picture of him floating on sns where he raises you up so your poster is seen. power couple coming through to support blm and pride!!! move, homophobes !!!!!

Kim Jungwoo

jungwoo is someone i think who’s a little clueless to the causes you’re fighting for - not in an ignorant sense! i don’t know how to explain it, but i think jungwoo would realize through you what problems the people around him face, and then it’s just one big shocking realization for him

after that, he becomes an avid supporter!! again, sm is trash, but jungwoo would still try to spread your message about protests and petitions that can help. quite literally does not care if he is punished or not LMAO

is the first one to beat a mf’s ass up for fetishizing your bisexuality. that’s his queen and other queens/kings you’re insulting bitch, better get ready for an ass beating

Dong Sicheng

tbh i don’t see him reacting that much to you being bisexual??? i mean sicheng supports you 1000000% but it’s not a life-changing thing. you’re still his perfect y/n, who he loves with heart and soul.

as a chinese idol in nct, he would have it the hardest to support you. but that does not stop him, even though it gets dangerous every once in a while. my heart hurts thinking about how sm treats him hhhhh i’m gonna cry

again, the proudest boyfriend ever!!!! i know i’m kind of repeating myself, but they’re all just supportive! sicheng loves you so much and is filled with so much pride that his girlfriend is fighting for whats right. his heart aches to be with you on the streets :(

Mark Lee

the biggest himbo ally ever LMAODJSHSH. i’m so sorry for the slander mark but that’s the first thing that came to my mind 😭😂

gets quite literally angry with you at the problems in the world. like sicheng, he wishes to be with you marching through the streets. equal rights should be a given and it makes him so mad that people have to protest for them. so mad!

does whatever he can to help you. mark lee is so in love with you, he’d drop anything and everything to help you. say the word and he’ll do it! i’m soft

Lee Donghyuck

y’all know that one tumblr post? he’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit? yeah that’s donghyuck HDHDBDB

like mark, he is so utterly confused why the things you’re fighting for aren’t already a given?? i??????????? his girlfriend is literally a latinx bi queen, and she’s AMAZING. openly bashes people on sns for biphobic, homophobic, or anything else discriminatory on that matter.

though he’s a little clueless on how he can help you, he still tries his best! not only does he ask you, but also his foreign czennies. hyuck makes the effort to spread your messages to k-netizens, and though it’s hard since sm sucks ass, he still shows open solidarity. that’s his girlfriend protesting on the streets, together with all the people who fight to make things right. he’s gonna make sure your voices are heard.