#even kenny has one…. and i NEED the kenny kitty!!!!!!!!

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

yes!! unfortunately you can't send photos on anon </33... i don't mind my account being shown since i have 0 posts n no theme.. but the cats too important that u Must know. somehow i imagine you more as a cat with a pencil n notepad rather than a person... idk.. the cat wearing the little cape with its head down is very Ari

thank u for the sugu plush!! he is so cute and happy! tbh i really like my pfp too and i've been considering buying him... i wish he was a little bigger though. i just bought This sugu that i have been considering for months.... i can't believe it... he will be MINE!!!! also if you don't mind me asking, where'd you get your gojo nesoberi? 🌖

okok, got it!!!!! :3 AND AAAAAAA YOU’RE TOO SWEET 😭😭😭 THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I WANT PPL TO SEE ME LMAOO a cat w a pen and notepad….. AND THAT’S PERFECTPHDKDJD the kitty w its head down… his vibes have captivated me.

AND ABT THE PLUSHIES !!!!!!! i saw your other ask with the link hehe, HE’S SOOOO CUTE <3333 cult leader geto our pookie bear!!!! mannnnn that site had so many kenny plushies too but i don’t think the shipping rlly works for me :/// I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU THOUGHHH!!! and i get you, some of the plushies r soso small. i actually ordered the sugu plushie in the pic i showed you (along w the matching gojo plush) but they got lost at sea 💀 one day i’ll have to buy em again…..

and and and !!!!! i got the gojo nesoberi from my go-to anime webshop, but they only ship within scandinavia as far as i know :’3 he was the last one they had i think so!!! i got lucky….. but i’m sure there are other webshops like that where you are too!!! i think i just googled ”anime merch shop [ country ]” LMAO and that’s how i found it…. it’s super convenient since the shipping isn’t as high/the delivery time isn’t as long!!! :3 i hope you can get your hands on a cute nesoberi too, i think they’re soso charming . sleepy little guys <333

[thepenguinmaker]

♡ (Platonic) South park x reader - Your best friends! ♡

Aka; what it feels like being best friends with the South Park gang (featuring; the main 4, Butters)

~ Stan

- You were in a similar situation to him: bit of a troubled home life

- You got along with him and his friends ever since preschool, but you were much closer to him than the others

- Maybe it was his (usually) calm attitude or his similarities to you, you don't know

- Even after he moved to a farm, you come over to him to play video games or board games almost every second day

- Whenever he's feeling depressed, you try to comfort him to your best efforts

- His mother is always very glad to see you and to be honest you and Sharon kinda became friends along the years

- Not so much Randy or Shelley, though

~ Kyle

- Same situation as Stan, you knew him since preschool and always liked him

- Being his best friend, you're prone to getting picked on by Cartman

- ^ Very toned down compared to Kyle though (except if you're Jewish too)

- He lets you babysit Ike sometimes when he has basketball practice or something

- You have some kind of matching keychain, either related to Terrance and Phillip or your interest

- You study or do group projects together a lot

- ^ You may or may not tease him and call him a nerd the whole time, but he still enjoys hanging with you

- You still get As on them anyway (mostly thanks to Kyle)

~ Cartman

- OH BOY

- Being Cartman's best friend is a wild ride

- You're not protected from his insults, don't you even dare think so

- You are obligated to agree with him always, and he will get upset if you don't

- Hanging out with Cartman mostly consists of playing the newest video games while he stuffs himself full of cheesy poofs

- His mom really likes you, she's glad her son hasn't had a bad influence on you

- Liane will often make you treats and sometimes even talk to you about your day, she kinda acts like you're her child too

- You need to share all your stuff with him. Would you be surprised if I told you he doesn't share any of his?

~ Kenny

- You're never hanging at his house, nuh-uh

- You don't bully or shame your best friend for being the poor kid in town, but you can't help but agree with Cartman that his house is a dump

- He doesn't mind though, he's really glad he can get away from his parents bickering

- He will sometimes bring over Karen with him too, and you get along great

- You get him gifts and share your stuff with him very often (you get some things for Karen too if you have the money)

- You both like dressing up or creating costumes and playing pretend

- You assist each other in creating your outfits, with Kenny giving you advice and you getting him tools, decorations, fabric, etc.

~ Butters

- You started hanging out with Butters because you took pity on him after all the other kids ripped on him

- Turns out he's actually very nice and you became quick best friends

- He doesn't really like playing video games (except for Hello Kitty Island Adventure), so when you're hanging out you're usually outside or playing with toys

- You have your own villain persona to match Professor Chaos

- You did, infact, go with him to Hawaii that one time

- He'd rather go to your house than his, due to his absurdly strict father

- You lowkey have a whole dance routine set to the Loo Loo Loo song he always sings (not tapdancing though, he still has a lot of trauma from that)

A/N: ok this time I TRIED to get it to look good.. and by that I mean I tried to get gradient text, couldn't figure out HTML then gave up. sorry folks.

[magxnoria]

Starring Tokyo Revengers Men ✰ In 8 Months In ✰ The Sequel

Cast Line Up Draken, Takashi, Takemichi, Chifuyu, Keisuke and Taiju Shiba

Rated TV-MA

Minors This Isn’t For You

Summary ✰ How The Men Treat You when You're Eight Month Pregnant with Their Baby, Baby Daddies treating you Like Royalty! 

No pronouns up in here but the Reader has a Kitty 

Ken 'Draken' Ryuguji 

✰ Draken Has always treated you well but ever since you got pregnant with his baby?? You're practically on a pedestal 

✰ He spoils you. Only The best of food, Sex, and care for you

✰ Draken Dedicates his life to your unborn child and you, He's always behind you with his hands on your swollen belly when you're out in public cause he be damned if something happens to the two of you

✰ He just loves how you look so beautiful and full with his baby, His breeding Kink Going crazy because you just look so sexy with the Glow of Your Pregnancy

✰ He rubs your back and feet like an expert, He massages your aching muscles so well that your eyes can't help but roll back with relief

✰ Draken Tends to your needs so well, You don't ever need for anything when he's near you

✰ He just can't help himself really, He's in love with the thought of being a father 

✰ “Our Baby will be here soon and we both will be amazing parents,” Draken says before kissing your belly

The Pillows fell off your bed but you didn't mind, Draken was fucking you so well that you felt like you had transcended. His hands touched your body so good that you could help but shiver against him, Draken's dick gently Bullied its way into your gummy walls making your leg shake as he softly held your belly with his left hand while his right hand rubbed constellations on your clit

“Feel Good to you? I can tell by the way your leg is shaking” Draken Groaned while you could only roll your eyes back, “ Feels so so Good” You mewled as Draken continued to give you tender long strokes that made your pussy pulse around him. Every Movement of his hips was making You a whiny mess  

“Kenny Always makes me feel so good” You breathlessly moaned as Draken kept up the pace of fucking you while bringing his head down to lick on your right breast, you couldn't keep your eyes open as he worked your pussy so well while his tongue swirled around your nipple making your pussy squeeze down on him harder. “ So Beautiful” Draken Groaned while he pushed his hips to get ever so deeper into you, the Swollen tip of his dick rubbing your G-spot making your pussy quiver around him

Your body shook as your orgasm came down on you out of nowhere, Your voice breaking as you screamed his name while your pussy gripped his dick so hard that Draken hips began to stutter as his dick started spurting cum deep inside you. Draken could only groan your name as he gave your pussy two more stern pumps his dick before catching your lips in a kiss 

“How are you feeling baby? Let me grab you something to drink” Draken said before kissing your lips one more time 

Takashi Mitsuya 

✰ Takashi can't stop beaming since you told him the News, He can't wait to be a Dad

✰ You looked so gorgeous and irresistible to Him Just walking around with your beautiful round belly, He just have to fill you up over and over again

✰ He stays by your side. His studio has moved into your home and all his shows are canceled, he would hate to miss one moment of your pregnancy

✰ You Have a wardrobe that others envy, Takashi creates clothes for you that flatter you so well that people often call you an angel

✰ Takashi tends to every one of your wants, You don't even have to say what you want he already has it for you. 

✰ Your pussy aching for some attention? Takashi can tell by the way you look at him and he's ready to massage your tender walls while you whine out his name

✰ He Keeps You well fed, Massaged and fucked out of your mind all while admiring your glow

✰ “I’ll Do anything to make sure you're Happy” Takashi says while his lips graze your shoulder 

Takashi Dick was buried in your cunt as he fucked you at a sensual pace, His lips sucking on your neck while he rubbed your clit making you jolt against the mattress. “ So Warm and Soft, So Gorgeous” Takashi Groaned before licking your neck 

“Taka, you're Gorgeous and you treat me like royalty” You moaned making Takashi smile against your skin as he roll his hips to hit that spongy spot in you that always make you coo his name. Your pussy holding his dick so well that he couldn't help but moan your name 

“Like you were made just for me” Takashi Groaned as fucked you deep and slow, Your pussy wrapping around his dick so well that you could feel every vein on his shaft making you close your eyes as you relished the feeling of being full. Your pussy gripping him harder letting him know that you were close to cumming, “ Cum for me beautiful” Takashi Groaned in your ear as you let your orgasm envelop you

You came hard around Takashi's dick, your body spasming around his inches as you moaned out how much you loved him. Takashi couldn't stop himself from painting your walls with his cum as your pussy gripped his dick so well that his hips stuttered, “ I love you with my entire being” Takashi Groaned while his hands rubbed your belly.

“I’m going to order your favorite food but not before I show you how much I love you again” Takashi said before kissing your lips 

Takemichi Hanagaki 

✰ Takemichi cries tears of pure happiness when he wakes up in the morning and you're beside just gorgeous with his baby in your belly

✰ Crybaby Hero Feels all the purest of emotion as his hands touch your belly and he wraps his head around the fact that in a month a little baby that is a combination of the two of you will be here

✰ He stays at home with you only begrudgingly leaving for work when he knows you got everything that you need

✰ The moment he's back Home? He's back in your arms and giving you whatever your heart desires 

✰ Takemichi Running himself Ragged waking up in the middle of the night to give you dick and to bring snacks to you but he doesn't mind, He actually enjoys every moment of this

✰ His hands always on your belly as he talks to the baby about his day and what life is like 

✰ “Can't wait to meet you, I promise to be the best dad I possibly can be” Takemichi says to your belly while tears run down his face

Takemichi fucked into your cunt softly as gentle whimpers fell from your lips, tears of pleasure pricked your eyes as you get fully wrapped up in the bliss you were experiencing. “Michi ahh.. Just like that” You whined while he kept giving you strong strokes, “Gripping me so good right now” Takemichi groaned as he kept up the pace

Takemichi wrapped his lips around your left nipple humming when your breast leaked milk into his mouth as he sucked away. His left hand played with your right nipple as his dick plunged in and out of you.  You felt like you were on cloud nine with the way Takemichi was fucking you, Your body vibrating against the sheet as his dick pressed against that spongy spot in you

It didn't help that your swollen clit was being massaged by Takemichi's fingers, adding more pleasure to your ecstasy riddled mind. You could feel yourself losing control, Your nails digging into Takemichi's back making him Groan against your skin. You could feel that familiar sensation of your impending orgasm come down on 

Your eyes nearly crossing as your pussy began cumming around Takemichi's dick. Takemichi was only able to give you one solid thrust before he began cumming deep into your cunt, his body shaking as he pushed his dick deep in you one final time before pulling out of you. ‘Now let me massage your back sweetheart” Takemichi said before grabbing the body oil

Chifuyu Matsuno

✰ Chifuyu is on cloud nine, You being pregnant with his baby? He's winning at life in his book

✰ He does everything and then some to keep you happy and pleased

✰ Dicking you down at any time of day, Going out in the middle of the night to bring you that food you crave so much and keeping the house tidy

✰ He's glued to you, Chifuyu does all his work from home and what he can't do? He put it in Kazutora and Keisuke's capable hands, His main priority is you and his baby

✰ Chifuyu Loves you being Pregnant, his mind thinking about the house being full of kids that look just like miniature versions of you two

✰ “You know we just can't have  one, Maybe two or three or four because that's an even number” Chifuyu whispers in your ear while his hands massage your back

Chifuyu was fucking you for the second time tonight. You were insatiable, Every touch he gave to you made you needy for his hard dick but it wasn't like he minded in fact he's always ready to give you what want. His hips snapping as he fucked you nice and deep.

“Fuyu So Good to me, Fucking me so well” You moaned as your hands held onto Chifuyu's shoulders, “You're so Good to me, Squeezing my dick like this. Fuck. driving me crazy” Chifuyu groaned while bringing his right hand down to your pussy to play with your clit

His Bangs in his eyes as he stuffed your pussy with his dick, his hips at a perfect angle as he stretched your pussy so well that your breath hitched with every single stroke and touch he laid upon you. Your pussy shuddering around his dick making his eyes roll back, “ Fuck. You're about to cum again for me baby? Go on and cum for me” Chifuyu grunted as you followed his orders

Your Orgasm washing ecstasy all over you while Chifuyu fucked you through your euphoria. His dick spilled his cum into you but he didn't let up with his thrusts until he was certain your orgasm was over, “ So Perfect.. You're so perfect you know that right?” Chifuyu groaned while his dick moved in and out of you. “ You want to take a hot shower?” Chifuyu asked as he kissed your neck 

Keisuke Baji

✰ Keisuke's head has been Hazy since You told Him you were pregnant, is this a dream? If so he hopes he never wakes up

✰ He can't keep his hands off you, Youre so beautiful all plump and full with his kid

✰ Keisuke Makes your hormones crazy with the way his hands stay on your chest or the way his lips stay on your neck, It's a Good thing he always gives you strong body shaking orgasms

✰ “Can You Blame me? You look so fucking sexy Babe” Keisuke groans while his hands roam your body

✰ He constantly getting up to grab whatever you may want or need, at this point he's fully in service to you

✰ Hates to Leave you to go to work cause he worries his ass off over you, the only thing to calm his nerves is knowing that His Mom will be there to keep you company

✰ “Fuck. I'm really going to be a dad Huh?” Keisuke says feeling the baby kick while he rests in bed with you

Keisuke's hands were on your ass as he fucked you from behind, His thrusts were deep and slow making you whine out. “ Kei, fuck me faster please” You mewled as he groaned, “ Okay a little faster” Keisuke grunted while he picked up the pace of fucking you down

You moaned loudly as he fucked you just right while his hands pinched your nipples making them squit milk over the Duvet, “ Kei, you're making a mess” You whined making Keisuke grin. “ I promise to clean it up, You just clenched down on me so hard when I do that'' Keisuke grunted before bringing his lips down to kiss the back of your neck

You felt Pure Paradise as Keisuke filled your cunt so good that your pussy was overwhelmed with nothing but pleasure, Your pussy throbbing around his inches making him throw his head back while groaning your name. “ Fuck. You're gonna make me cum” Keisuke groaned making you smile, “ Get Ready to cum Kei cause I'm close” You mewled out as your pussy pulse

Your Orgasm hit you like a brick making you moan Keisuke's name loudly as your body shook against him. Keisuke's hips jerked as he filled your pussy up with his cum, His hands shaking as he played with your nipples one final time before pulling out of you. “ I Love you so much” Keisuke Groaned before laying a kiss on your back

Taiju Shiba

✰ Taiju Heart has never felt so warm before. seeing you carrying his child in your womb has made the Man beam with so much pride and Happiness

✰ Taiju does everything he can for you, You lifting a finger for chores? Not Gonna Happen. You being stressed in any way? Not a possibility with Taiju around

✰ Every one of his actions is always calculated and planned. He be damned if he causes distress to you or the baby

✰ Your Hormones making you feel needy? Taiju is there to make you cum till you're satisfied. Are you Hungry? Taiju is in the kitchen cooking whatever you're craving

✰ His hand always finds its way to rest on your belly while he holds you close to him, He can't get over feeling the baby kick against his hand Q

✰ He's like your Guardian angel with how Protective he is over you, He would not let any harm come to the two of you

✰ “I love You and Our Little One so much, My Angel” Taiju says before kissing your lips 

Taiju dick was massaging your inner walls so good that you were trembling in his arms, every  stroke he gave his wide dick was spreading your pussy open and touching you so deeply you could only incoherently moan against him

“Angel, How do you feel?” Taiju asked before kissing you under your chin, “ Feel Good Tai, So Good” You were able to moan out making Taiju chuckle. “ Glad it feeds good angel” Taiju Groaned before rocking his hips getting his dick deeper into your creamy cunt

“So Beautiful” Taiju Groaned as his right hand held your chin while his left hand toyed expertly with your clit making you mewl out his name, your pussy fluttering around Taiju's length as he worked your pussy so well that you started crying tears of pleasure. “ Tai, So close don't stop” You whined as Taiju followed your words, His thrusts not faltering as he fucked you near the edge of utter bliss

Your orgasm blessed you as you wailed out Taiju named brokenly as Taiju fucked you through your high. his own orgasm nearing as he thrusted deep up in you as his dick began weeping cum inside of you,  “You feel like heaven” Taiju groaned before giving you three more long strokes before pulling out of you making you whine

“I’ll be back. I got to make you something to eat, I can't have you Hungry” Taiju said before kissing your lips.

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[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Asking this knowing it will break my heart- Stan being a Vet Tech while being the biggest animal lover and extremely sensitive must be ROUGH.. is there any specific times he’s been really affected by something that happened at work 💔💔

I know Ky and Moose will help their boy though 🤓

Oh my god YES holy shit our boy OJV Stan gets so attached to every animal he works with and like Wendy runs the front desk and has totally implemented a rule that Stan does NOT get to see any pets coming in for euthanasia. The whole clinic squad knows that would break his heart. Stan is such a good pet doctor man and his patient’s humans love him too, like a sweet old lady with a cat coming in and he’s like “uh oh Fluffy did you get into the yarn box again” “I’ll tell ya, I don’t know if she ate any of it this time but I figured you could check” lmao. The main vet handles most of diagnosing and everything, but a lot of the regulars request Stan to assist because he’s AWESOME at keeping the patients calm. They all adore him as they should.

Like even when a patient is super nervous and panics and even hurts someone (I’m never getting over the fact that this boy got his ribs broken and was more worried about the horse than himself lmfao) he LOVES those animals.

It does destroy him when there’s an emergency and he can’t save the critter. I’m a lot like Stan in that I’m a vegetarian animal lover fantasy dork, which this why I’ll never write out an animal death (hence why we’ve just decided Moose is immortal), and I have a headcanon about a time a pet death really upset him.

Someone had been a regular for years at the clinic with a parrot named Quito. Quito was old as hell, his favorite word to squawk was “fuck”, and he would trill the national anthem and Stan found him FUCKING HILARIOUS. but Quito had lived a longggg life and his human eventually had to make the decision to put him down because he was dying. Stan was devastated for real. Like yes it comes with the job, and the staff knows him well enough to make sure he doesn’t see any of the dead animals, like this is the man who starts crying because a sick puppy on the exam table wagged it’s tail at him (oh my god y’all he’s so good at petting creatures he knows exactly where to scratch fuck ojv Stan is the most precious boy) and after that parrot passed on, he started sobbing in the back room, had to go home early.

My boy called Kenny on the drive home and THANK GOD it was a Saturday and Kyle wasn’t at work, bc Stan immediately wrapped himself around Ky and just held him, one hand on Moose’s little head, begging them both to “please never die” (holy fuck i am crying. It is 4 in the morning and I’m genuinely struggling to see because I’m crying) and if you’re familiar with the Moose origin story, u know that that kitty is named Moose because Stan, in a depressive slump, had been reading his favorite kids books and “Thidwick The Big Hearted Moose” was the one he’d been reading the day before someone brought a certain little brown kitten into the shelter he was volunteering at. And Kyle, ever perceptive, knowing his sbf inside and out, seeing he’s really in need of comfort, reads him (and Moose) that Dr Suess book, about the moose who let all the woodland creatures make a home in his antlers. Because that’s Stan.

[lady06reaper]

More requests (me have lots of ideas but zero writing skills-)

South Park meeting reader who is like hella countrysided. Like hunting, fishing, accent, even has a few horses and a farm she goes to occasionally.

Or how they would react to being kicked off a horse lmao. - Marshmellow

MARSHMELLOW YOU SPOIL ME! 5 REQUESTS BACK TO BACK!? ofc I'm doing the south park ones first bc I need to think on the vikings ones, and also I'm more familiar with country stuff

we'll do the main four x country!reader platonically

On the first day of school you show up in dusty steel toe boots, Wrangler jeans, and a beat up hoodie

of course you stood out, and of course Mr. Garrison told the main four to show you around (and be your friend)

"So uh, where are you from?"

"Texas, much colder 'ere than there but atleast it ain't wind cold!"

the boys looked so confused when your accent busted out

like huh? what did you just say?

"Texas? so yer a hick? do you fuck your cousins?"

"SHUT UP FATASS! OF COURSE SHE DOESNT FUCK HER COUSINS!"

you were taken aback by Eric and Kyle's outbursts

but being from Texas meant you had a mouth of your own

"Now listen 'ere tubby tubby, I ain't no damn hick, yer thinking of more east than Texas. and fer fucking my cousins that's some Alabama shit that I don't partake in. You insult my culture one more damn time and I'll hog tie you up in a tree fer the wild kitties to play with. We got an understandin'?"

that shut him up right quick

after that you invite the boys over to your ranch where horses and cattle roam free

Kenny loved all the taxidermied animals that were hung on the wall, all shot and killed by you and your dad

the others... not so much, it mostly creeped them out that you have a wild boar hanging on the wall, stuffed or not

you ever seen that video where the guy in the bathroom is touching a taxidermied deers balls and gets caught?

yea that's Eric in your bathroom when he sees a bucks ass sitting above your toilet on the wall

"You boys wanna do some real cowboying? we got a young bronco that needs broken in and you fellas are gonna help"

when they got out to the ring and saw the young bronco they all thought oh this won't be so bad

until they saw you get bucked off of it

eyes wide jaws dropped

CARTMAN: he didn't even last as long as you did on the little guy

"I WANT MY MUUUUUM!"

STAN: he was freaked out but kept a level head, he lasted for a decent time but still got bucked off

"How the hell do you do this? My whole body is screaming!"

KYLE: he was like Stan, except he vocally expressed his fear by screaming the entire time

"GET ME OFF THIS DAMN THING!"

KENNY: for shits and giggles Kenny once rode a mechanical bull so this wasn't different... except it was a live young bronco who was much meaner

"oh my God! the horse killed kenny!"

"you bastard!"

you as a being was a total culture shock to them, but all in all yall remain good friends, and somehow you keep Eric in place with the hog tie threat every time

[doodle17]

Do you have any headcanon voices for Raz and Co. when their older?

I do! Actually!

I cant really see any other voice for Raz. It just fits him too much to change! Raz himself thought his voice would change at least a little. He was hoping he would start to sound more professional and charismatic, almost Matthew McConaughey-esque. He manages the charisma and professionalism, but he still sounds the same, more similar to Richard Horvitz's regular talking voice. The only thing that really changed is volume, if anything. He tends to project his voice (unintentionally most of the time) and when intentional, it's usually to fit the very comic book style action hero "Stop right there, you fiend!" Voice. He sometimes reverts to sounding like squeaky preteen when nervous. But it makes it really easy to impersonate as a lady when disguised or over a phone call though!

Lili's voice changed a bit, actually. Unlike Raz, her voice actually got deeper.(imagine Lilly from "The Walking Dead" but a little higher and more raspy) Similar to Raz, however, I can't imagine any other voice for her other than her og voice actor, Nikki Rapp (Which is why I used Lilly as an example lol) Her voice does tend to change depending on her mood. Her voice can get hissy and gravelly when angry or frustrated, but she can also get loud, even screechy when panicked (or, if you really piss her off. )

Dogen sounds similar to Josh Gad. LMAO I KNOW but seriously! Idk how to explain it, but he has the right pitch and some other stuff I can't put my finger on.... It just fits to me!

Bobby's voice got deeper, waaay deeper, and a little nasal-y. His lisp is completely gone as well. His voice is pretty gravelly when talking normally, and trying to understand what he's saying when he whispers is tricky. The grit in his voice is seems intentional, almost as if he's doing it on purpose to seem more gruff and intimidating. Despite how deep his voice is, he can get pretty whiney, and similarly to Lili, his voice gets screechy when stressed.

Chloe's voice sounds the same. A little deeper but still raspy, little more pointed and professional. She's pretty good at tricking people into thinking she's a kid on the phone or from a distance.

Clems voice also got deeper, but he very obviously trys to elevate it to sound more perky and young. It makes him very prone to voice cracks, and she gets sore throats more often than one would think. He sounds a little similar Rob Paulson, actually. Imagine if Rob Paulson was trying to do an impression of a perky teen and there you go! He's also still trying to keep up that peppy and encouraging cheer persona, so she tends to shout a lot. His voice can get deep and pointed when angry. I think threatening would be a good word to describe it.

Crystal's is the same, she's definitely more relaxed so her voice isn't as squeaky or high. It can get more wobbly and unstable when she shows literally any emotion.

D'art's voice sounds like Tom Kenny, with a bit of a feminine twang to it. Also full of cynicism and bitterness, but thats always how he's always been.

Elton voice sounds like Johnny Depp doing an awkward/nervous voice (I'll use Victor Vandort as an example). He can also sound very desperate and whiney. He's usually quiet, any attempt on raising his voice usually result in him shrinking back down and becoming mumbly. Of course he can be assertive when needed, and he can project his voice pretty well.

Kitty has a deep and more richer voice. Very particular and pointed. she can go from superiority and poise to crude and sharp in seconds.

Franke's voice is surprisingly deep. She can sound very blunt and gets a little gruff, but she's got charisma and sounds relaxed most of the time. She doesn't raise her voice often, she usually prefers to get her point across with a firmer tone, making her sound more grumble-y and makes it harder to understand what she's saying.

HONORABLE MENTIONS JUST BECAUSE I WANTED TO:

Mirtalas voice starts getting more raspy, similarly to Raz, and Queepie's gets a little more nasal like Frazies! He's bummed about it because he was hoping to get a deep booming voice like his dad

[hoshizorax]

if you think that kentaro isn't going to eat cute themed foods and desserts, you would be horribly mistaken. he will gladly take and eat anything. hello kitty? eaten. rilakkuma? eaten. pusheen? eaten. doesn't matter at all. he will eat it. also, yes.. he works out and keeps his figure.

i imagine satoru being the one to call kentaro "kenny" and him absolutely hating it. correcting him until he just gives up and accepts his fate.

kentaro uses his katana to imbue his cursed energy with it. his domain expansion is lethal as once it is cast, not only does roots hold the target down.. but when he stabs someone with his katana.. roots and flowers rip through their body and tear them apart inside out from his sword. it's why it's called dākuyuri (dark lily).

if you have kentaro's phone number, you clearly are close enough to him to get weird texts from him. he is unashamed and unapologetic in weird thoughts and texts you will get from him at 3 am.

kentaro has a plethora of memes at his disposal. he can and will send you a bunch of them if you need cheering up.

kentaro's domain and powers are very centered around tree roots and flowers. sort of like hanami. the moon is also a huge factor as well. the night is when he's most active and his cursed energy is very powerful. don't be surprised if you see him undressed and can see the root-like markings on his body that show how much cursed energy that runs through him. if you've seen survivors of lightning strikes, it looks like that.

kentaro is the type of person that people think isn't very strong. like his powers aren't much but then they watch him in a fight and are heavily surprised. depending on how much your muse knows him, they could see him as silent or very isolated. even a goof ball. but when it comes to fighting or exorcising curses, he takes it seriously.

kentaro is a 28 year old virgin. never been kissed or anything.

kentaro writes poetry. you may see it, you may not. he does not make it known that he writes poetry. he doesn't make it known that he does a lot of things because that's something he enjoys keeping private. maybe he loves submitting poems anonymously on forums. taking in compliments and criticisms alike. figuring out where he can improve without drawing a face to the literature. maybe, just maybe, you will receive one when the time comes. to enjoy his writing and think back on him.

kentaro, first time in america finding really good restaurants. finds a place called texas roadhouse. is absolutely the one that falls in love with the rolls and literally eats almost all of his bodyweight in that and ends up making himself sick. still craves texas roadhouse rolls.

to those that think they don't want to corrupt this precious bby.. he's already corrupted. he used to get into bloody fistfights with other teenagers when he was also a teenager. cursing them accidentally as well. his parents also died in a tragic accident. this man is silent and calm for a reason.

kentaro is recognized as a special grade 1 now. he was a grade 1 in school but with him not being as strong as a special grade (in certain terms) he was given this recognition once he graduated. he can conjure a lethal domain which is rare and difficult but it also takes a lot out of him once done. his black flashes aren't as rapid as yuji's. he's got to maybe 4 or 5 at most.

kentaro unknowingly got dākuyuri from his biological father.

not only does poor kentaro have the gojo bloodline but he also has the kamo bloodline. poor guy, honestly.

there is a bit of an ability that i finally ironed out in my head. while he can do it within his domain expansion, depending on the intent he can brand people with a curse when he touches them. the grade of curse depends on how angry/irritated he is. mild irritation are very low level curses. severe anger are special grade. it's basically a lure. it's not something he makes known.

[n0ncooll2]

LADDA TO HEAVEN TIMEEEEE

so the episode starts with the about to go on a candy shopping spree because they won a raffle or something btw cartman is carrying all of their candy baskets not them carrying their own but they lost the raffle ticket so they can’t get candy so then after remembering that they all neglected the responsibility to take the ticket and Kenny stepped up they run to Kenny’s house (Kenny’s dead in season 6) and ask where his corpse is and they find out he’s cremated the only bad part is they don’t know what that means somehow so the they see his urns cartman ask you turned him into a tea pot? Lol so then the MOST logical thing these juvenile delinquents think to do is break into his house and steal him later they sneak in Kenny’s house and see if he’s in the teapot cartman even brings a robot guard scanner and then KYEL calls him stupid but there where robot guards because cartman is ALWAYS right so then and then cartman thinks that Kenny’s ashes are choclate milk mix? And he tastes it and says “not even good choclate milk mix” and then they think they got tricked so they insult Kenny’s grieving parents and all they are thinking about is candy NOT THEIR FRIEND and then cartman drinks Kenny like choclate milk and then cartman dreams that he’s Kenny when suddenly Stan and Kyle bust in to cartman house early in the morning 2nd rant in a row they did that and then Kyle the “smart one” decides to built a ladder the heaven to get the candy ticket “from that asshole Kenny” Kenny needs better friends so then they start building and on the way successfully trick BILLIONS OF adults into thinking they are being wholesome and trying to see their friend again and on the ladder cartman has another vision that he’s Kenny and cartman insults Kyle so Kyle hits him on a thin ladder ABOVE THE CLOUDS and then they find out cart man drank Kenny and replaced him with kitty litter so instead of helping cartman and still only thinking about candy cartman goes to an abortion clinic “to try and get a living soul out of him” and cartman gets another vision and know he knows where the ticket is after successfully convincing someone not to get an abortion as it’s cruel and then cartman saves the day and they get the d desired candy and then they tell everyone the truth why they were building the ladder and they have the I learned something today

[msfbgraves]

Knights and Pawns

Nights to remember (part 2)

How many feckin LaRussos are still alive? Some, at the very least must have snuffed it in the Italian wars, yeah?

Right, fuck, Terry. This is exactly what they want. But forgive him for being a little testy when he's forced to make conversation through a heat. It's rude, if nothing else. They could have called the whole affair off!

Maybe he's making a mistake. Just slay the whole lot, what does he care. He has nothing to prove to Don LaRusso, or his son, or his whole damned famiglia.

Except of course, he's never going to get a look at this inner sanctum again if he does, and he needs to get his bearings enough to get a sense of them.

No sign of Mrs. LaRusso, of course, she's attending to the boy. Fat lot of good that'll do them, he's seen as much with Mammy and Mandy. He'd never seen his sister that undone and he didn't ever want to see it again. She was wailing, and he's never felt so helpless, and potentially, the little one is feeling much the same. Not his problem, but. Not an omega around to soothe him now, or so he imagines. Alphas and betas, the lot of them.

Well, let's have a look then.

First there's the Don. Then, his brother. Vincent, or is it Joey? He'll have it found out later. Beta, and ditto wife. Lawyer, him, but she is no less cunning.

Then there are the siblings. Luigi, Alpha, and dumb as a brick. Vanessa, Alpha, and pretty observant, but far too loquacious about it. Michael, and that's the dangerous one. Unobtrusive, polite. Effectively using his older brother as a smokescreen. Betas- they have an easier time strategizing, and this one is taking full advantage. Daniel then, the youngest and their lottery ticket. No wonder, four pups is about as much as you can ask of a beta wife, when it comes to childbearing. After the loss of their Katie, Da let it be, and Mammy was never quite the same even then.

But the rest starts to dazzle him. There's at least two other Tonys, a Tessie, another Louie. He has no idea whether this Kenny is a cousin or a friend. Who the hell is Judy, anyway. She seems very...preoccupied withDaniel. Not that he cares...

Yeah, right. Holy Mother of God and all the Saints on a feckin cracker. He's losing it. He's absolutely losing it.

And there's others feeling that too, huh? More distant cousins, presumably. Well, they make Mickey Barnes look subtle, and the fella's dying a thousand deaths. Terry can't stand that Michael's piercing eyes. What is he looking at him for, anyway. There's some Carlo or Laura LaRusso sitting right there, plotting to get to that kitty as Terry and the Don are trading tales about nothing. Terry can smell it. So can the Don. So what is he playing at? What is that bastard playing at?!

He makes it halfway through the veal until he stands up. “You ought to see to your son, Don LaRusso,” he says curtly.

“Mr. Silver, my son is -”

“See. To. Him.” Terry hisses. “And get these people– get them out. We can do this another time. I can have you at the Black Stallion if you prefer.”

The Don says nothing, merely sits his eldest Alpha back down with a look.

“So this is how you judge our welcome, Mr. Silver?”

He walks around the table. ��This isn't about me,” he says. “And if you can't agree with me on that, Don LaRusso, we have nothing left to say.”

A few sharp words in Italian, and the room empties. “Not you, Miguele, Vanessa,” he says. The beta uncle stays as well.

The Don stands up. “Mr. Silver,” he says. “My Daniele regretted not being able to meet you tonight. I would like to extend an invitation on his behalf.” A curt look to his brother. “Saturday next?”

That is never enough time to get the logistics right. “He's unlikely to be well so soon, Mr. LaRusso.”

“My Daniele is a hardy boy,” the Don says.

“Still. I would not like to inconvenience him more than necessary.”

And now the Don genuinely smiles, extends a hand. “Bene.” He nods again. “Bene. I will tell his mother to expect you Saturday, three weeks from now.”

Terry shakes his hand as the beta uncle slaps his back. “What did your Mama call you, then?”

He smiles. “Terry.”

“Awright, Terry,” the brother says. “You better get your ass outta here until you die of blue balls, you dumb fuck. I didn't think you'd last through the first course.”

The son, Michael, smiles as uncle hands him a twenty.

“I think your Alpha boy's outside jerking off, Terry,” Vanessa quips. “Poor bastard.”

“Yes, I owe him a pint.” He gives a short bow. “Don LaRusso. Give my compliments to your wife.”

The Don merely nods. “Excuse me,” he says. “My son will see you out. Vanessa, we will join Daniele.”

The beta son waits while Terry gets his hat and coat. He stops Snake and Dennis joining them with the wave of a hand. Comes at him, gives him a smile.

“If you hurt that little one,” he says. “I will cut you. In your sleep.”

Terry laughs. “Yes, I'd suspected you would try.”

“No,” Michael says. “Louie will try.” He nods his head.

“Goodnight, Mr. Silver.”

It's only outside, with the front door closed behind him, that Terry throws his head back to get the faintest whiff of that sweet, desperate smell.

Soon, little one.

For now, he claps Mike Barnes on the back, ruffles Snake and Dennis' head.

“How about that pint, then, fellas?”

[cryleforhelp]

1-10 bitch

OK FIRST OF ALL FUCK U KIMGE SECOND OF ALL thanks for sending me an ask sexy i love u s omuch (not lying, real, true, undeniably true) SINCE YOU DIDNT SEND ME WHICH SHIP IM JUST OGNNA CHOOSE ONE. And that is K2 because i have no self control. (Oprah shrugging gif)

Who’s the primary protector of the two? I feel like for the most part, both Kenny and Kyle are very protective over each other. Though, if I had to choose primary, I feel like Kenny especially would be overprotective of Kyle in terms of things that can lead them into dangerous situations. Physically, I think Kenny is there for him but emotionally and mentally I think Kyle is there for Kenny (does that even make sense. Like if Kenny needed a shoulder or to be weak for who knows how long, he can go to Kyle for it and Kyle would be there helping him through it).

Who sleeps in and who is the early bird? Kenny sleeps in, Kyle's the early bird. I think Kenny would try to keep Kyle in bed longer though because he likes cuddling HAAAAHAHAHA

Who is the least patient? Kyle, I feel like. KLSJGLSKDGJSDH IDUNNO.. DEPENDS ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES PERHAPS. Like, imagine that they’re trying to adopt a little kitty and they’ve been waiting for the pet store to open since 6 am in the morning because they want the fucking CAT. And some lady and her daughter stands in line after them for the same cat and while K2 are talking about the cat and adopting it, the lady leans over to them and smugly goes “Actually, I think you guys are talking about the wrong cat. I think you meant to get this one (a different cat).” and Kyle gets so ANNOYED with this bitch that he goes “Actually no =) We’re talking about this cat.” and when K2 finally gets help from the employee, Kyle stares directly at the lady and her kid while finishing up all adoption procedures for the cat.  Kenny just laughs about the entire interaction the car ride home.  may or may not be based on a true situation.

Which of the two listens to old music and which one is more into the newer stuff? I feel like Kenny and Kyle listen to both old and new music. They aren't necessarily picky on what to listen to, you get me? 

Who’s the first one to quit a new hobby because they’re not great at it on the first try? I feel like Kyle would get frustrated but not to the point where he’ll quit, but to the point where he’ll find a solution to become better at the hobby instead. I feel like Kyle’s a prideful person so no matter how many trials and errors he goes through, he will be better at it one way or another. With Kenny, even if he’s not good at it, a hobby is a hobby and if it makes him happy then who gives a fuck! He’ll do what he wants, when he wants and he’ll do it his way.

Who holds a grudge the longest? Kyle never forgets and depending on the situation, never forgives. Kenny can forgive but never forgets.

Who secretly knows all the lyrics to the other’s favorite songs but refuses to expose themselves? They’re singing that shit out loud bro, they do not care fr.

Who’s more likely to cry about a plant dying? Kenny. Definitely Kenny, I DON'T KNOW. Maybe Kenny has a certain outlook on life and death and while he can die and come back, that doesn’t work for other things and that makes him sad.

Which of the two is the most outspoken? Kyle. Most definitely Kyle. Kyle “He asked for NO pickles” Broflovski.

Which of the two is quick to speak and which one is quick to listen? Kyle speaks a lot and doesn’t realize that he talks so much, but it doesn’t matter because Kenny loves hearing and listening to him talk. I think it’s one of the things Kenny enjoys very much when it comes to being around Kyle. 

[maginxlia]

Starring Draken In ✰ Naughty

Rated TV-MA

Minors This Isn’t For You

Requested By An Lovely Anon ✰ You've been bad! Your punishment? Keeping Your Man Warm!

No pronouns up in here but the Reader has a Kitty

Draken's dick was buried deep in you while he sat down in front of the table putting back together a Carburetor that came off of a bike he was working on. You couldn't help but pout as he stayed still inside you, All His concentration was going to the part he was working on instead of you.

Trying to get his focus back to you so he can fuck you or at least give your pussy one single thrust you had decided to squeeze his dick with your soft walls, your eyes locking with his right when you broke his concentration but Draken only scoffed before pinching your right soft thigh making you whine

“I told you not to move. That means your pussy too.” Draken said before his eyes left yours making you whine even more, “Kenny, why are you so mean to me? Please just fuck me, I promise to be good.” You begged him as he rolled his eyes

“You be good? I told you this was going to be your punishment for teasing me in front of Inupi. Now sit here like the good slut you are and warm my dick, if you behave I’ll fuck you dumb but right now you're nowhere close to getting fucked” Draken Said before getting back to work

Your eyes had tears of frustration in them while you watched him. your pussy getting wetter around his fat dick as he leaned to inspect his work, You could feel his dick glide deeper into you as you said a silent prayer for him to give you what you want

Not Moving a Single muscle for a Few minutes felt like an hour as you waited patiently for Draken to Reward your good behavior. Like he read your mind he rolled his eyes before rolling his hips and giving a lazy strong thrust

“There. Don't think you're getting fucked cause you're not. I needed to feel you deeper. You're still being punished” Draken said making you cry silently

Tonight was Going to be Hell For You.

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[jewbeloved]

💖❁The Main 4 with a Neko s/o❁💖

A/n: This came into my head because why not? :>

Gender: Neutral

💠 Stan Marsh 💙

When he saw your ears he though it was fake.

But when he saw you move your tail, he was completely shook-

He rubbed your ears gently to see if it was really true, even If you already told him multiple times-

After a day, this boy will a huge blushing mess If you let him pet you and you start purring.

He will not let anyone else make fun of you!

Would give you his hat if you need something to cover your ears with.

Probably also gives you one of his spare hoodies to cover your tail too as well!

Overall, he loves having a neko s/o <3💙💙

🎄 Kyle Broflovski 💚

Similar to Stan, he low-key though it was fake and you were just pranking him.

Immediately changed his mind after seeing you aggressively flap your ears and wagged your tail in order to prove it was real to him

And just like Stan- he was also completely shooked as well, and it took him a while to process with what he just saw.

He would ask to touch your ears after he's done having his little moment of being shooked.

While petting your ears, he is amazed by how soft and floofy they are!🥺🥺

Please let him pet your ears everyday, If you want him to stop he will :)

South park always throws shit at him every other day, so having a neko s/o really seems like a therapy healing for him💚💚💚

Will blush if you wrap your tail around him while cuddling.

🍎 Eric Cartman ❤️

He already knew that you were a neko from beginning, don't ask how he found out :)

You were worried that he was going to rip on you for it and tell everybody.

To your surprised he actually kept his mouth shut and didn't say anything mean to you, but he didn't speak to you for a week because he needed sometime for himself after finding out that his partner is a goddamn cat.

But remembering that he has a cat named Mr kitty, he just went along with it and calmed down.

After everything is cool and fine now, he would start giving you the affection that he didn't give to you since he didn't talk for a week.

This guy literally becomes so protective of you now.

Somebody made fun of you? They won't be showing up to school anymore. They either got expelled, humiliated infront of everyone, got sent to the hospital, or arrested.

He wouldn't show your Neko form to his friends either because they don't deserve to see your cuteness.

Loves seeing you having fun with mr kitty <3❤️❤️❤️

🍊 Kenny Mccormick 🧡

Personal space didn't exist anymore after he found out-

Will literally pet you everyday and even in public.

Karen is absolutely in love with your ears as well! So you might have both Kenny and Karen petting you everyday :')

Will give you his parka to cover up your tail and ears when going on in public.

Will send glares at the people who make fun of you or look at you weirdly after you accidentally meow

Calls you his very own puss, don't worry he means it in a good way thought!

Will tease you about being a Neko everyday as well.

He might make you urinate on him in like that episode where cat urinate makes people high-

Overall, he really likes having a neko s/o! It makes life in south park more interesting.🧡🧡🧡

I had a lot of fun writing this <3

[bokuroskitten]

Draken HC's that made my teeth rot.

𖤐 Shut up, no one read these. They’re soft as shit and honestly, a lil ooc?? But I don’t care HSJWHJ it’s for me 😌 I caved and posted these strictly for Kenny lovers. Will I add to it? Porbably. Will I make an NSFW one? Duh.

𖤐 Warnings: you’re gunna have a heart attack cause these are so soft and stupid and gross. Honestly don’t even read this. Pass it by. You don’t need it it’s fine

Putting 18+ MINORS DNI just cause I don’t want ya here. Go away. Shoo.

He wakes up first not because he wants to, but he has to for work. Some mornings when he’s feeling a little too sleepy and grumpy he’ll pull you up against him

His palms rest over your tummy, his nose is pressed into the back of your neck, face lost in your hair

Only squeezes you tighter if you try and squirm away, will mimic your whines too

“Quit whinin I’m fueling up.”

Once he finally gets up, he tries to be quiet for your sake but he has a heavy step and doesn’t even realize it 💀 man stomps like he’s 400 pounds. So you’re up up before he leaves

If you’re awake enough he’ll ask you to braid his hair before you leave, if not he’ll put it in the ponytail <33

Doesn’t make you breakfast per se but makes you a coffee (how you like it, of course. He’s memorized it but won’t admit it) but he does cook you eggs cause he claims you always break the yoke

Fucking loves the weird little trinkets you collect him even though he stares at them blankly when you give them to him

Find flowers for him? They'll be on the shops reception desk till they die <3

You buy him a cute lil kitty keychain, one that matches the one on your phone? It’s on his motorcycle keys

You give him a cute little hello kitty sticker? It’s on his helmet

You make him a bracelet with bright coloured beads? He’s wearing it to work and Inui feels his wrath if he makes fun of it

Really likes when you can come into the shop to eat lunch with him

Especially if he’s dealt with shitty customers, your cute smile and little wave is enough to get the grin back on his face

You ramble when you eat but he’s completely silent, nodding along to what you say

Only speaks up when you choke

“Goofy, you’re gunna choke”

Wipes food from your face with his napkin or uses his thumb 🥺

Will mumble something like “messy” or “use your napkin” but only when he feels like flustering you

when y’all are in public, he keeps his hand IN UR BACK POCKETTT 😩

And if you don’t have a pocket he likes interlocking pinkies <333

Man has a natural resting bitch face and when you call him out like

“Kenny, you’re scaring ppl…”

“M’not even doin anything”

So many fucking forehead kisses my LORD he can’t even help it. Y’all are waiting in line somewhere, he’s looking at your phone screen over your shoulder? Expect a forehead kiss. He’s getting up to use the restroom during dinner? Gives you a forehead kiss. Hello’s and goodbyes? Forehead kisses. Period.

You FaceTime him a lot when he’s at work and he answers every time like

“😠 hey. You eat yet? What, yea my days boring— did you eat yet?😠”

Sometimes he likes to watch you do your makeup, cause he really likes the concentrated looks you make when you do your eyeliner or when you do pretty eyeshadow

It’s so fucking cute sometimes it even makes him blush a little, tips of his ears going pink first

Rubs his thumb over your pouting lower lip in literally any situation. If you're pouting while y’all are playing around he’ll push on it a bit with a grumble. If it’s cause you’re asking for something he’ll smooth his thumb over it once before tapping the middle gently. “You’re so spoiled…”

The boys tell him this, that he spoils you. He’s like 🤨 obviously she is? Why the fuck would I not spoil her?

Call you little love (shut the FUCKUP—)

Once he notices your blushing/getting flustered he will grin, continuing what he was saying or touching you a little more.

“Oh yea? That’s gettin to ya huh? M’just complementing ya baby…”

Rests his chin or cheek on the top of your head all the time 🥺

OKAI LISTEN HSJBSSJ you know that tiktok of the guy talking in baby talk to his girl and then he realizes he’s being filmed and his voice goes all deep and he’s like “ayo delete that shit”

TGATS DRAKENNNNNN

HE BABY TALKS YOU. I KNOW IT

Holds your purse/backpack/shopping bags for you <33

He buys you specific stuffed animals he knows you want or knows you’ll like

Tries to act cool about them when he buys them before work and keeps them in the shop

The boys: “what is that thing?” Him: “oh it’s a squishmellow—“ “a what…?” “Ah— I dunno it’s a plushie alright—“

He rolls his eyes when you ask him to take pics with you, cause he doesn’t really like selfies, but he still does that little smirk of his you love to see in every pic <3

Very much likes to take pictures of you though

Has to ask you though cause he kinda feels bad not asking?

“Hey babe, can I take a picture of you right now? You look really pretty”

This one he doesn’t even mean to get you flustered he genuinely means it

He only has one really serious rule, he has to open the door first. He doesn’t trust a closed-door, cause he never knows what might be lurking on the other side. So he always opens the door first, always.

HANDSY DRUNK HANDSY DRUNK

hand on your hip, low on your hip. Kisses to the corners of your lip and on the backs of your shoulders, murmurs of how sexy you look in your dress, pulling you into his lap when at a bar stool, pulling you back further into him when you grind on the dance fLOOR—

Has a tendency of knowing what you need before you tell him

“Baby? I bought you tampons today since you’re getting your period soon— no i don’t think you’re moody, it’s cause you’re having cravings dork.”

Super respectful when he meets your parents. But he does still swear sometimes and every time he does he’s like “shit— sorry” 🙃

Speaking of periods he lays his head on your tummy and rubs it when you have really bad cramps

Also offers to massage your back or feet or whatever makes your muscles less sore

His gold chain has your name engraved on it

He only has one other tattoo other than his dragon tattoo, and that’s a little heart tattoo you both have on your ring fingers

Is the type to come up behind you and scare you just to snort when he hears you squeal, but also the one to cover your eyes when a scary commercial comes on cause he knows it scares you

Even though he’s way too long for the bath he likes taking baths with you, it’s just relaxing. Even though his legs stick out I'm--

Plus he loves washing your hair. Sure he loves when you wash and run your fingers through his, but it’s just— washing your hair is one of the best ways he can show he cares about you 🥺

Buys the cheesiest store brand birthday cards 😭😭 and same with the vday ones

One of his favourite things that you do that he literally LOVES is when you trace the lines in his palm. Using the tip of your fingers so gently as you follow his lifeline across his palm

“Baby, your lifeline is kinda short…”

“Oh yea? Well how long is yours?”

“Hmm… longer.”

“Impossible, it’s gotta be me keepin your goofy ass alive.”

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[falloutjay]

The boys, Animal Crossing New Horizon and you! (Head canons in regards to ACNH) 🌴

I've been intensely playing Animal Crossing the past few days and so I thought of this, hope you enjoy! 💐

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Cartman:

Is really strict with his island. He got his mother to buy loads of the amiibo cards so he can only have villagers he likes.

The ones he didn't like got a net to their head everytime they dared to leave the house.

He proudly shows it off to you whenever he can.

He also let's you borrow his cards so you can have villagers you like. You're still not allowed to have his favorites though.

Stan:

Only got into it because you forced him to try it.

He enjoys it like hell.

Island's a bit chaotic, he doesn't really care about making it pretty or tidying up, but he talkes to his villagers a lot.

He's more keen on filling the museum and it brings him joy

It's nice to see him so enthusiastic about something so small.

Anything he already has he donates to your museum.

Kyle:

Really tidy town. Like. Woah. It's so neat and organized.

Wants to fill the museum like Stan, but is rather chill about it.

He's into breeding flowers.

He has all hybrids and gifts them to you when he has enough, so you can have some too.

He made a little seating area just for you guys and he is really a sucker for the holidays and always spends them together with you.

Kenny:

He doesn't have his own switch, but you let him have yours.

Sometimes even overnight so he can do his little surprises and play with Karen for a bit. You don't mind that, since you know he protects the switch with his life.

His surprises often entail drawing a penis with the path tool somewhere.

Otherwise he sends you cute letters from time to time with furniture or something similar attached.

His house is close to yours and you made him his parka in-game with the design tool. He refuses to wear anything else.

Butters:

The most adorable island you will ever see.

Everything is incredibly cute and he takes it serious. He plays every day.

He makes lists to he keeps track of the villagers he needs to talk to, what flowers he needs etc.

When you get cute DIYs or furniture you gift it to him and he adores it.

The centerpiece of his island is a pink rose heart for you.

You got him the new Hello Kitty furniture as soon as it came out.

Clyde:

Messy. Island. He doesn't really pick up sticks or weed and it's funny to him how much it annoys you.

He doesn't really care about his villagers either. If he hates them, he won't talk to them and wait til they move out.

The ones he likes he keeps track of, like making sure he talked to them and sometimes gifts them stuff he doesn't need anymore.

Since he doesn't care too much, he happily gifts you anything you want if he has it.

Token:

A clean and neat island.

He makes these beautiful decorated places for your characters to sit down at while you talk over discord.

He's happy with any villager and is friendly to all.

Also happily gifts you furniture and always let's you have any villager you're interested in.

He loves the holidays and enjoys fishing a lot. Catching bugs, digging up fossils and the other stuff not so much.

Craig:

Animal Farm.

He builds anything Space or Animals related and that's the overall theme for is island.

His favorite thing is crafting the celestial/zodiac furniture and the cherry blossom DIYs.

Made it big with turnips and decorates his house a lot. One room is a special place for you.

His island is neatly decorated but not as stunningly as the other guys.

Tweek:

He's the person who constantly forgets about his turnips.

He will buy a lot, store them in his house and only remember them when he walks into the room a week later.

You gifted him money though because you felt so bad. You don't mind doing that, because he's just so forgetful.

He build a cute little coffeeshop where you two can sit down at.

He's also into flowers and also has every single one. They are neatly organized and are a beautiful addition to his otherwise sparely decorated island.

[b0rista]

— 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑.

WARNINGS: light angst & swearing.

AUTHOR'S NOTES: he's one of my ultimate favorite snk characters, and i needed to cleanse my page of the heavy ass warrior content djjfjf.

"you're either a blessing, or you're a lesson. either or, you and i met for a reason."

with all of the gore and the misfortune that comes with your livelihood, it's connie that gets you through it.

as expected, you first fell in love with him for his humor. not for the humor itself, but for how it shed the smallest flicker of joy upon a heaping tower of despair— as soldiers, you needed that. fortunately, he was the one that brought it to the table. even during your days as cadets, connie lived to make you laugh. hearing a chuckle flutter from your core served as a form of therapy for him, and with time, he grew addicted.

with that being said, he does the stupidest shit in order to get your attention. even when you're together, he'll do what needs to be done. for example, one time, he tried to impress you by doing a trick while saddled up on his horse. in an attempt to twirl like a jackass ballerina, the horse decided that it deserved better, and kicked him clean off its back. at the sight of his 5'2 ass being hoisted eight feet into the air, you nearly choked.

prepare yourself, he's a cuddler. after a particularly hard day's worth of work, connie finds solace in bedding up with you, knowing that you're safe, and with him. he asks that you don't tell anybody, but he actually really enjoys cuddling as the little spoon. to have his head pressed against your chest, his ear to your heartbeat, brings him comfort. of course, he'll never detest to being your big spoon, either. he absolutely loves the feeling of you buried within his touch.

^ if you ever want to go an evening without cuddling, he'll be immediately offended. never, ever, ever will the two of you fall asleep back to back. he simply won't have it, it makes him feel as if something's wrong. and if that is the case, nobody's falling asleep until you've talked about it and successfully sorted it out.

at the beginning of your guys' relationship, everyone worried for you. did he coerce you, y/n? are you being forced? has he threatened you, has he threatened your family? nobody could grasp the fact that connie motherfuckin' springer had managed to pull you.

if there's any sort of sour talk regarding you, no matter how little it is, this man will leap to your defense. one time, jean called your bedhead ugly, and connie propelled a moldy roll of bread into his forehead. in the end, a massive food fight erupted, and you were just standing there with your bedhead like 🧍‍♀️

HOWEVER, there was an instance that actually led to a genuine, real fight between you two as a couple. you'd managed to scuff up your leg during the battle with kenny the ripper and his associates, and when it came down to who was and who wasn't going to tag along for the eren & historia rescue mission, connie belittled you to the team behind your back. not because he actually felt that way, but because he'd do anything to maintain your safety— even if it meant hurting your feelings. telling captain levi that your abilities were inadequate for that particular mission hurt him, but he did what he felt was necessary.

in the end, though, levi saw through the charade. to connie's dismay, you came with to save eren and historia. and during the entire journey, you didn't even utter a word to him. of course, though, during the battle, you put your frustrations aside. once you saw your lover's head nearly get kicked in during combat, you understood his intentions, and you forgave him. as expected, he replied to your forgiveness with humor,, his go-to coping mechanism.

"considering how sexy i looked on the battlefield, i knew you wouldn't be able to resist."

whenever his hair starts to grow out, you're the one that gets to cut it back down! he's able to do it himself, but he really likes it when you do it. you're typically propped up in his lap, sitting face to face as you file down his edges. he always loops his arms around your waist, intently staring you in the face— seeing you so concentrated on his hair, he can't help it.

you wouldn't expect this from connie whatsoever, but he likes it when you read to him. pick a literature of your choice and let him kick back and rest his head onto your lap, pleasE. he'll close his eyes, and for the first time in forever, stay still. the only time he and books ever coexist is when you're reading one to him. he'll also make fun of you whenever you stumble over a sentence,, so get ready.

the day you realize that this motherfucker is nearing six feet tall, you're ready for the holy spirit to whisk you away. literally, you measure his height on the weekly once you realize he just keeps gaining inches. that, and when he starts growing more into his face? lawd, take you now.

"connie, you're getting seXY-"

"what the hell does thaT mE A N-"

many, many proposals. none are meant to be taken seriously, which the both of you know. still, there are far too many proposals between the two of you. one time, you killed a fly midair, and he thought you were the baddest bitch on the block.

"marry me."

another time, he swooped you into the air with his maneuvering gear, and as you held onto him for dear life, you looked him dead in the face: "marry me, you baldheaded bastard."

it can be a reel, how many times the two of you say that bullshit. somehow, it's cute.

he doesn't really take basic boundaries into consideration. like, one time, you caught him using your toothbrush because he couldn't find his. it wasn't fun, you had to give him a serious talking to.

he is, without a doubt, constantly prepared to lay down his life for you on the battlefield. during his time as a soldier, he's grown significantly strong— and once he fell in love with you, he's felt even stronger. not only do you give him drive, but you lend him strength. with that being said, you're somebody he'd die for without even an ounce of hesitation. and knowing him, he's probably made that more than obvious.

when connie's village was destroyed and it was discovered that his entire family was turned into titans, you were one of the only ones to actually comfort him. you were absolutely enraged at how nonchalantly your lover's loss was set aside, and although he'd tried his hardest to conquer the grief alone, it was you who sat at his bedside at night, cradling him in your arms as he wept. never in your life had you seen him so distraught. after that period of time, your relationship with him only deepened in its seriousness. 

as expected, you and sasha spend quite a bit of time together! after all, that's your boyfriend's best friend. given her easygoing nature, it didn't take long for sasha to absolutely adore you. naturally, she wonders how the hell you manage to operate with a boyfriend like that, but she tries not to ask questions.

speaking of the wonder twins, they love getting you in trouble. whenever the two of them think up an astonishingly moronic shenanigan, there's a solid 50/50 chance that you'll be looped into it, too. one time, they purposefully dulled jean's razor, and when he went to shave, it only ended in him splitting his face open due to placing too much pressure. as a joke, those two jackasses carved your initials into the handle. when jean decided that he'd murder you, connie tried playing the hero, lEapiNg to your defense. it was stupid, and it didn't work. you still laugh about it, though.

there have been several jokes regarding starting a family and growing old together— secretly, though, connie doesn't want them to just be jokes.

he stole a stray cat for you. yup, yes he did. the two of you were walking about the city, and you saw a gray-haired sleeping beside a trash bin behind a local vendor. you compared its fur to the color of his hair, calling it cute. out of impulse, connie went back to that exact same vendor later on that day, trapped the cat in a box, and brought it to your doorstep.

his forearms and fingertips were covered in claw marks, but to see your face light up the way that it did, any amount of pain was immediately worth it.

after the nickname that shadis had given connie on the first day of cadet training, you named the kitty q-ball. 🥺

during the season four era, the two of you share a house. at first, captain levi argued against it— "put a pair of horny teenagers in a home together, what do you think is gonna happen?"

y'all said fuck it, and lived together anyways. it's you, him, and your lovely child, q-ball. occasionally jean, too. some nights, he doesn't want to be alone.

eskimo kisses. during the prepping of every single mission, you'll get eskimo kisses. it's a small, loving gesture the two of you do before heading into the battlefield. as a sign of your love, you'll press your foreheads together and rub noses, weapons holstered and ready for combat. it's a serious tradition, and it'll never be ignored.

and after a mission, connie has this habit of pinching your cheeks immediately after rushing towards you. it isn't to be cute, either. it's so that he can scan you, and check you for any harm. basically, it's him squeezing the life out of your face while bombarding you with questions.

expect supremely cheesy pet names! bae, biscuit, buttercup, baby thing, sexy bitch, and so on. if it were anyone else, he would 100% make fun of them. but it's him, therefore adorable.

[just-a-poor-boy-queen]

Part 6 of Jimercury Kid series

‘I still think Brian is being unreasonable.’ Freddie complained as he lifted his head briefly from Jim’s lap to take a sip from his teacup. ‘The song already has a guitar solo in it, I don’t see why we need another one right at the end.’

‘I completely agree.’ Jim replied, though he wasn’t really listening. The family had taken up residence in the lounge, Freddie ranting away on Jim’s lap from their spot on the sofa while Khaleel sat on the floor with his toys, the cats occasionally wandering through the open doors in search of affection.

It had taken a little while for the cats to grow accustomed to sharing their space with the latest addition to the family; up until Khaleel’s arrival, they had always been Freddie’s children and the singer was concerned that Khaleel’s presence might be perceived by his beloved felines as some sort of a betrayal. Fortunately, he didn’t have to worry; most of them took to the little boy almost immediately, particularly Delilah, who would always run to greet him whenever he entered the room and weave herself between his short legs to steal all the attention. Even the brutish Romeo was a complete softie around the toddler, allowing Khaleel to feed him treats and rub his belly without so much as a hiss.

The only one who gave the kid a wide berth was Goliath, but it was nothing personal. He hated all children.

Miko was currently curled up on the rug beside Khaleel, as he played around with the miniature train set Jim had made for him, making soft chugga-chugga-chugga noises under his breath. When he noticed the tortoiseshell stirring from her nap, he reached over and gently petted her with his small hand, smiling as she stood up and arched her back in response to his touch. However, when she started to walk away, Khaleel was upset; he wanted Miko to stay and play with him! Before she could leave, he grabbed onto her tail and gave it a hard tug, trying to get her to come back.

Miko immediately yowled, causing Freddie and Jim to leap out of their skin, Freddie narrowly avoiding spilling his tea all over himself. Before they even realised what was happening, Miko had launched herself into Jim’s arms, ears flat back against her head as she mewled in pain, hiding her face in his shirt.

‘What on earth?’ Freddie cried, looking over at Khaleel whose eyes were wide as saucers. ‘Kenny, what happened?’

Khaleel’s bottom lip quivered, ‘I-I touched Miko’s tail, a-and she screamed.’

Jim glanced at Freddie, still stroking Miko softly in an effort to calm her. It didn’t take long for them to put two and two together.

‘Khaleel, come here.’ Freddie said quietly, setting his tea aside. When he noticed the worried look on Khaleel’s face, he added, ‘Bijou, it’s okay. You’re not in trouble.’

Hearing his nickname, Khaleel visibly relaxed and toddled over, letting Freddie scoop him up and set him on his lap.

‘You have to be very gentle with the kitties, Khaleel.’ Freddie explained. ‘You can’t pull their tails because it will hurt them. You wouldn’t like it if someone pulled your arm, would you?’

Khaleel shook his head vigorously.

‘Here.’ Freddie took his son’s hand and moved it over to Miko’s fur, guiding it up and down in a light stroke. ‘See? You have to be nice and gentle.’

He released Khaleel’s hand to let him stroke on his own and eventually Miko moved her face away from Jim’s chest, letting out a few hollow purrs.

‘That’s perfect, sweetheart.’ Jim smiled. ‘Nice and gentle.’

Awwwwww I was waiting for an interaction between Khaleel and the Cats of Garden Lodge. And lmao, I can imagine Goliath hating all children. He's... Goliath. Lol.

This may seem like a minor thing, but Khaleel making train noises in his lil baby voice is so cute😭 And oof, Freddie and Jim teaching their baby how to interact with their other babies is such a heartwarming image. My heart is going to explode😭💙

This was so lovely! Also, I hope you're feeling better, my dear🧡

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