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Pretty When You Cry. | w. maximoff

i’ll wait for you babe; that’s all i do babe; don’t come through babe; you never do, cause i’m pretty when i cry.

summary: in the fourth and final installment of The Darkhold series, you find yourself falling in love with Wanda all over again until your newfound peace culminates into something Wanda never thought would happen.

warnings: angst af, VERY LONG, you def need to read part 1-3 before this, pregnancy, brief and non-descriptive labor, fluff, smut, oral (r giving), strap (r receiving), please don't hate me

this post is for 18+ only. minors: do not interact. this fic contains strong elements of angst. you’ve been advised.

(this is part 4 and final of The Darkhold series)

The days in the cabin started to blur together. Strange was off Wanda's tail for a while, and you were unsure if when Wanda had came in that day injured and bloodied if it was stains of Strange's last moments. Nonetheless, Wanda's magic proved more useful than ever while you were pregnant.

You still weren't sure how to feel about it, but there wasn't much time for you to feel. In a matter of two weeks, your baby bump had grown to a full belly, and you were in awe that Wanda was capable of such magic. In fact, you had begun to grow concerned when you kept growing past what you thought was normal, until Wanda placed her hands over your stomach and grinned softly. "Twins," she had whispered to herself in what seemed like relief. While she still would not reveal what had happened in Westview, she told you that you had twin boys, and your diagnosis only proved that time was repeating itself. Alas, Wanda had figured out how to reconstruct your shared life in Westview in the present timeline she'd moved you to.

Sometimes you wondered what would happen if things failed again. What if Strange managed to move you back to the timeline you belonged in? What if he managed to destroy what Wanda was rebuilding? Would she only do it all over again for a third time?

As much as you hated to admit it, you grew comfortable. On a cheery Sunday morning, you decided to make pancakes for breakfast. You weren't sure where the urge came from, given the fact that you had mostly been brooding around the cabin while in the process of accepting that this was your life now. Wanda had finally trapped you for good, and you decided that you needed to make the most of it.

Wanda had been much nicer to you. Every time you got a craving, she ventured into whatever town was nearby and came back with the specific food you desired and even some extra gifts. You had more fuzzy blankets than you could ever ask for at this point, and nearly all of your favorite movies on DVD. Wanda opted for the oldest, tiniest television available on the planet simply because she liked the nostalgia of it. She told you it reminded her of your early days in Westview, and although you could not remember, you felt a weird familiar feeling as you nestled into Wanda on the couch every night, watching whatever movie you chose while she gently rubbed your back or massaged your feet. More comfortable silences elbowed their way into your life, and for a strange moment, you felt normal again.

As you flipped the pancake in the pan, you felt arms snake around your waist, coming to hold your belly gently. You were in your morning robe, while Wanda was still in her pajama bottoms and a t-shirt. "Good morning, my love," Wanda murmured into your ear. You leaned into her warm body, keeping your eyes on the pan.

"Good morning," you returned as she gently swayed you back and forth.

"Those smell amazing," she commented, grabbing one of the cooked pancakes and taking a bite. She moved away from you and went to the fridge, taking out a jug of orange juice. "How are you feeling?"

"Fine," you responded as you placed the finished pancake onto the plate of others. Your answer came out dry, which Wanda picked up on.

As she poured herself a glass of juice, she glanced over to you. "Are you sure?" she asked more seriously.

You chewed your lip, gripping the spatula tightly. In your process of accepting your new life, you realized the reality of the situation: you were going to be a mother. You were going to have not one, but two lives to be responsible for. Wanda's darkness was here to stay, which proved evident in her continuation of studying the Darkhold. What you worried about most was the red barrier keeping you stuck in the cabin. How were you going to raise two humans who may never get to see outside the confines of that cursed place? How were you going to explain that to them? They wouldn't even be able to look out the window without seeing that wall of buzzing red magic. All they would know of the world was the DVDs you had on hand and whatever stories you could remember well enough to tell them.

Of course, this went without having to say it out loud to Wanda. "You know why I have to keep the barrier up, y/n," she said more seriously, having read your thoughts. "It's the only way to keep us safe."

Finally, you turned around to face her. "What kind of life will they have, Wanda? I mean, really, tell me. You can fill this cabin up with all the movies and board games you want to, but that won't change the fact that they will never know anything other than the inside of this cabin."

"Is that supposed to be a bad thing?" Wanda argued, putting her glass down and facing you intently. "This cabin will keep them safe."

"It will keep them ignorant and bored," you snapped. "They won't have any friends."

"They'll have us!" Wanda exclaimed. "And once I teach them the Darkhold, they will have the tools to protect themselves in the real world."

Your eyes widened at her words, and you could've swore you felt the metal handle of the spatula bend in your grasp. "You will do no such thing," you hissed through your teeth, fear filling you. "I may not even want these kids, but I will never let you put your darkness into them."

"Don't want them?" Wanda repeated you in disbelief, hurt writing itself across her features. "What the hell do you mean you 'don't want' them?"

"Do I need remind you of how I got pregnant in the first place, Wanda?" you snapped, taking a step closer to her as anger pulsed through your veins. A look of guilt passed her face, but you continued. "All they will ever know is your anger and my pain."

Wanda's jaw clenched as red filled her eyes. She stepped closer to you, a threatening shade of crimson glowing from her palms as she towered over you. "I will not let you of all people ruin the only thing that will make me happy."

"Consider it ruined."

Wanda's eyes widened as rage ignited within her. She leaned even closer to you, her hands balling into crimson fists.

You looked at her hands and then back up to her before giving a pathetic scoff. "What, are you gonna hurt the woman carrying your children? I don't think so." Turning away from her nonchalantly, you turned the oven off and threw the spatula down, discarding the now burnt pancake in the pan. Wanda opened her mouth to fire off something back at you as you started walking away, but she paused when you suddenly stopped.

You gasped, feeling a sharp pain within you. You froze for a moment, waiting for the strange sensation to pass, but an even stronger wave of pain passed through your insides. You let out a curdling shriek of pain, your hand finding the fridge to keep from falling.

"Y/n!" Wanda exclaimed, rushing to your side and holding you carefully. You clenched your teeth as more pain came, and as you found yourself crumpling to your knees, Wanda came down with you, making sure you didn't fall.

You doubled over as the pain heightened, and you felt something wet running down your legs. "My water broke," you gasped through the pain.

Wanda's eyes widened as she realized what was happening. She had expected this to happen a day or two later, but it was evident you were going into labor as you leaned forward, turning to lay on your back on the floor.

You cried out again, feeling Wanda's hand grab yours, her other one coming to hold your face. "Breathe, y/n, breathe," Wanda told you, although she was having trouble breathing, herself. Truthfully, she hadn't properly prepared to guide you through labor, getting too excited in the thought of having kids to think about actually having kids.

"Wanda, it hurts," you said in a strained voice. You had never felt this kind of pain before, and you knew that without proper medicine, this was going to be the worst pain of your life. "I can't," you breathed, "I can't."

"You can, baby," Wanda told you, gently bending your knees up in preparation.

"No, Wanda, I can't," you pleaded. "Please." Taking her hand, you placed it back over your face, holding it against your temple. "Please."

Wanda looked at you in fear. Your face was bright red and contorted in pain, and a rushing wave of guilt washed over her. Back in Westview, she was able to make your labor easier for you considering it wasn't even real, as much as it pained her to admit. This time around, it was real, and there was nothing she could do to help you except for the thing you were asking for.

"Okay," Wanda whispered, her eyes wide in panic. "Okay, just go to sleep, baby." Stroking your head, red tendrils lingered from her fingers. "Just go to sleep."

Still wincing in pain, you squeezed your eyes shut. Wanda's magic seeped into your head, and suddenly, you were not going into labor on the kitchen floor. While your body was still there, and Wanda was guiding your dissociated self through breathing and pushing, your consciousness was elsewhere.

In the dream, you were standing in a house that you could only guess was in Westview. You were standing behind a couch where two young boys sat playing a video game.

"Take that!" one of them said, furiously pressing buttons on the controller as both of their eyes were glued to the TV screen.

"Tommy, come clean up your mess in the kitchen!" you heard Wanda yell from another room. In a flash of blue, one of the boys zoomed out of the room and came back in a matter of a second. "Thank you!" Wanda yelled again.

Your brows furrowed as you walked around the couch slowly, getting a view of the boys' faces. They ignored your presence entirely, and you wondered if you were even really there or if they were just too focused on the game.

Your question was answered when the other boy suddenly looked at you. "Hey, Mom," he chirped, immediately going back to the game.

"Billy, will you pass me my soda?" Tommy asked, and the other boy, apparently named Billy, removed one hand from the controller. Magic warped itself around the soda can sitting on the coffee table, and it moved right into Tommy's hand. "Thanks," he said, quickly cracking it open and taking a sip before getting back to the game.

"Billy," you whispered, "Tommy..."

Tommy looked up at you, his brow which was shaped like Wanda's furrowing. "Mom!" he called for Wanda. "Mom's being weird again."

In a few moments, Wanda came into the living, wiping her hands on a rag. Her eyes looked over you, analyzing you. "Honey?"

Before you could say anything, Tommy suddenly flung his controller onto the floor. "Crap!"

"Tommy!" Wanda yelled, her attention turning to him. "Watch your mouth!"

Rolling his eyes, Tommy huffed and said, "Sorry."

Standing up and setting his controller down since the game was apparently over, Billy walked over to you and peered up at you. "Mom?" he questioned, seeing the confused look on your face as if you were lost. "What's wrong?" His eyes studied you as if they were absorbing you, and since you saw him use magic, you figured he could probably read minds like Wanda.

Blinking, you shook your head softly. "Nothing," you whispered, giving a small smile. Crouching down to his level, you held up your hand and placed it over his cheek. He looked like a perfect mixture of you and Wanda, like your eyes had been pasted onto her face. Tommy seemed to have Wanda's eyes pasted onto your face, but you could see features reminiscent of Pietro.

Tommy stood up and walked over, standing beside Billy. "Can you make that mac and cheese again tonight?" he bluntly asked, his attitude more nonchalant than Billy's observant one.

You remembered all the nights you had with Wanda making her your special homemade mac and cheese. That must have translated over into Westview, you thought, a smile passing over your face.

"As long as we have a vegetable with it," Wanda said, walking back into the kitchen to finish doing whatever she was doing, casting you a curious glance before she did.

"Ugh, I hate vegetables," Tommy remarked with a huff, obviously having inherited Wanda's sassiness.

"They're good for you," Billy reasoned. "Right, Mom? You always say spinach will make us strong like Popeye."

Tommy made a gagging noise, to which you chuckled, feeling tears well in your eyes at the sight of these two beautiful boys who seemed like a perfect mixture of Wanda and yourself.

"That's right, Billy," you told him, placing both hands on either of the boys' faces, looking between them with a teary smile. "You wanna grow up to be big and strong, don't you?"

"Yes," they said simultaneously, both giggling at the same time.

You let out a laugh, feeling a tear roll down your cheek.

"Why are you crying, Mom?" Tommy asked you, Billy's head tilting as he eyed you curiously.

You shook your head, quickly wiping away the tear. "No reason," you said, your voice slightly cracking. "Just give Mom a hug, okay?"

They both nodded and shuffled closer to you as you wrapped both arms around them, both of their chins resting on either of your shoulders as they hugged you. More tears crawled down your cheeks as you closed your eyes and hugged them tightly, suddenly being overwhelmed with a love you had never felt before.

When you opened your eyes, everything was gone.

Instead of feeling the boys hugging you and seeing the Westview house, you felt blankets covering you and saw the ceiling of your bedroom in the cabin. You blinked as you came to, slowly sitting up in the bed, confused by what had just happened. You knew Wanda had sent your mind off to let your body do what it needed to do, but how much time had passed? What happened while you were in that dream?

You could hear noises coming from another room, so you quickly swung your legs over the bed and stood up, being met with some soreness. You weren't surprised if Wanda had used magic to heal you the best she could. Rubbing the sleepiness away from your eyes, your heart pounded as you followed the noise down the hall. You found yourself nearing the empty bedroom at the very end of the hall, turning to be met with an open door.

What you saw in the room made your lips part. The room was now painted a soft blue, two white cribs nestled in each corner. Wanda stood facing away from you, cradling something in her arms and gently bouncing. You heard her soft voice humming a tune, and the soft coos of a baby.

Sensing your presence, Wanda turned around to face you. A warm smile broke out over her face, but your eyes were focused on the baby dozing off in her arms, cradled in a white blanket. Your eyes widened as you neared her, and Wanda met you halfway in the room.

Your lips quivered as you looked at the beautiful baby. His eyes opened and met yours, and you instantly recognized them as Wanda's. "Tommy," you whispered, remembering from the dream that he had Wanda's eyes.

Wanda's eyes shifted back to you in surprise, gazing at you for a moment before she smiled. "Tommy," she confirmed gently.

As you looked up at Wanda, all you could see was pure love and happiness in her eyes, and in that moment you felt as if your heart would burst. Hearing a baby cooing from across the room, you looked at one of the cribs to see another baby kicking. "Billy," you breathed through a smile, walking over to the crib. Leaning down, you gently picked the baby up and cradled him in your arms, moving some of the blanket away from his face to get a good look of him. Just like in the dream, he had your eyes.

"I'm surprised all their crying didn't wake you up. This is the first time they've been calm," Wanda chuckled, walking over to you as she bounced Tommy gently in her arms.

"How long was I asleep?" you asked, distracted by Billy wrapping his tiny hand around your finger and gazing up at you with the same absorptive stare as in your dream.

"Just a couple days," Wanda answered you. "Are you feeling okay?"

"Much better than I would be if you weren't magical," you answered, to which Wanda gave a small chuckle.

"You stayed asleep even after I released you from the dream. Your body was tired," she spoke, caressing Tommy's cheek.

You turned, watching Wanda beam down at Tommy. In that moment, you realized she was the happiest you had seen her in a long time. Even though her fingertips were still blackened, you saw in her what you saw when you first fell in love with her: a beautiful woman with a heart too big for her body.

Wanda looked up at you and saw the tears welling in your eyes, and a look of admiration rang clear in her eyes.

"What?" you asked her, wondering why she was looking at you so.

"You're pretty when you cry," she whispered, "Especially when they're happy tears."

The next few months were happier than you ever could have imagined. The boys were the happiest little babies you had ever seen, even if they had a tendency for crying fits. Motherhood came immediately to you, and with Wanda as your partner, you both made out to be great parents so far.

Things with Wanda had been even better. She was so preoccupied with the twins that she hadn't even touched the Darkhold since the day they were born. She'd been unequivocally loving towards you, taking care of you as much as the kids. After no word from Strange for months, Wanda hesitantly took down the barrier while still keeping watch as much as she could, astral projecting throughout the day to keep watch over the land around the cabin. You were able to take the boys outside and she even let you take trips into town, where you both would take them around the park in their strollers. Grocery shopping was a privilege you never thought you'd have missed. Wanda trusted you would not try to leave her, and funnily enough, you didn't want to. You still did not forgive Wanda for what she had done, and sometimes arguments broke out when it got brought up, but your love for her returned and grew threefold.

Sometimes parenting was hard. Two pairs of hands seemed not nearly adequate enough for two babies. Some days, you were having to chase Tommy around the house as he speed-crawled, dreading the day he learned to walk, while Wanda was cleaning up after Billy moving all his toys up around the air and destroying their bedroom almost every day. The way he giggled as he did it was enough to forgive the infant.

That day was one of those days, and after working as a team to give the twins a bath while Billy made his rubber ducky fly around the confines of the tub and Tommy splashed the water so fast that both you and Wanda's hair was soaking wet by the end of it, you managed to put them to sleep.

"Finally," Wanda whispered as she lowered a sleeping Tommy into the crib, him having fallen asleep after Billy since he was a much more restless babe. Sighing, she rubbed her face and broke out into a yawn.

Coming up behind her, you wrapped your arms around her and kissed her shoulder, since that was all you could reach. "We did a good job today," you whispered, burying your nose into her red hair and inhaling her scent.

"Mmmm," Wanda hummed, leaning into you. "Time for Mommy to get some sleep now."

You smirked against the back of her neck. "Hmm, I like that name."

Wanda smiled, turning around in your arms and holding you close to her as you wrapped your arms around her shoulders. "Do you?" she husked in a velvety tone.

You nodded, leaning up on your toes to kiss her, feeling her smile into the kiss. Once you were breathless, you pulled away from her, grabbing her hand and pulling her out of the room. She followed you with a lazy smirk, closing the boys' door behind her as you pulled her into the bedroom.

Wanda's bum hit the edge of the bed as you pushed her onto it. Although she was tired, her eyes were alert and hooded as she watched you lower onto your knees in front of her. "What's this?" she questioned knowingly as your hands went to the button of her pants.

"Oh, I just want to thank you for being such a good, good Mommy," you purred as you slowly unzipped her jeans.

Wanda tilted her head, lifting her hips up as you tugged her pants and underwear down. "A good Mommy to the boys or to you?"

You chuckled as you slid your hands up her thighs. "You may be their Mommy, but you were mine first," you whispered. Wanda hummed in approval and spread her legs, gasping when your mouth immediately landed on her clit.

You hummed at the taste of her, the vibration making Wanda bite her lip. She watched you in utter lust as your mouth worked her eagerly and diligently, sucking on her clit and swirling it under your tongue.

"Fuck," Wanda moaned when your tongue pressed into her entrance, first collecting her slick and swallowing before continuing to pleasure her. Throwing her head back, Wanda's hand tangled in your hair and tugged your head harder onto her, her hips bucking up to meet your mouth. At this point, Wanda was fucking your face as you had to do nothing but move your tongue and let her push your head onto her.

Right as Wanda was about to cum, you turned your head away from her. She stopped and looked down at you with irritation. "Don't tease Mommy," she warned darkly.

Licking her cum off your lips, you stood up and crawled onto her lap, bringing your mouth to her ear. "I want your cock."

Growling, Wanda used her magic to remove both of yours clothes before strapping her favorite dildo around her hips. You recognized it immediately and gave her a warning look. "No more kids, Wanda," you said in a playful tone, although you were serious. You couldn't imagine having even one more child to keep up with.

Wanda contemplated it for a second before she rolled her eyes with a smile. "Fine." With more magic, she put a different strap on, this one being her biggest. "Better?"

You bit your lip and looked at her with an apprehensive smile. Impatient since you had edged her (which you were surprised she let you get away with), Wanda grabbed your hips and moved you, lining her strap with your entrance. In one pull, she lowered you onto the strap.

The physical effects of having kids was either a myth or Wanda had tightened you when she healed you, because the strap stretched you as it filled your cunt, and you gave a soft whine of pain, clutching Wanda's back and burying your face into her neck. Wanda moaned as she entered you, jutting her head forward to bite into your shoulder. She barely gave you any time to adjust before she was urging your hips upward and pulling them back down again.

The feeling of riding Wanda became glorious once the pain subsided. You began pivoting up and down harder, removing your face from her neck to throw your head back in pleasure. Wanda rutted up into you as pleasure contorted her face, her hands holding your hips with bruising pressure.

"You love bouncing on Mommy's cock, don't you?" she whispered, her hand finding your hair and tugging on it.

"Yes, Mommy," you breathed, arching your back and leaning backwards, holding onto Wanda's knees and moaning loudly at the new angle.

"Quiet, now, or else the kids will hear their mom getting fucked," Wanda purred, her voice edged with lust.

After a few moments, Wanda couldn't take it anymore, needing to be in control of you and your delicious body. Keeping herself inside you, she laid back and flipped you over, moving you so that your head rested on the pillows. Pushing your knees up to your chest and using them as leverage, Wanda began plowing you into the mattress.

"Shit," Wanda hissed, moaning at the new feeling as she railed your helpless pussy. You felt like a puddle beneath her, your wetness dripping down to your ass as her own dripped down her thighs. Taking your hands, she pressed them into the pillows and tangled her fingers with yours, leaning down to connect your lips without breaking her pace.

"Mommy," you moaned into her mouth, unable to keep up with her kiss as she fucked you roughly, feeling more pain at the harshness. The pleasure easily drowned it out, a coil tightening in your lower belly.

Wanda was a panting mess over you, biting down on your lower lip as she started to reach her high. Releasing your lip and pressing her forehead against yours, she breathed a frantic, "God, I love you. I love you so much—fuck!" right as she came, your climax meeting hers forcefully. Your walls clenched her strap tightly as you came, her thrusts slowing down as she orgasmed in you.

Her hips still gently rutting into you, you looked at Wanda after a few moments, still panting. "I love you more," you finally responded, giving her a lustrous smile. Grinning, Wanda leaned down and kissed you hard, wrapping her arms around your body.

You stayed like that for a while, the kiss turning slow and sloppy as sleepiness overcame the both of you. Using magic to rid herself of the strap and place pajamas on the both of you since it was a colder night, Wanda pulled the covers over you and held you close against her, almost immediately falling asleep. It took you a few minutes before you could, because as you stared up at her sleeping face, you couldn't ignore the purely euphoric feeling in your chest.

This was all you could have ever dreamed of. Although it had its bumpy beginnings, and you surely thought Wanda was going to kill you or drive you insane at one point, everything had made its course. The barrier was gone, the boys were happy and beautiful, and you loved Wanda just as much as she loved you. There was no place you would have rather been than right there in Wanda's arms in the cabin, hearing the frogs croaking outside while your babies slept peacefully down the hall, fed and bathed and taken care of.

Everything was perfect. Until a few hours later.

You were the first to hear it—the sound of a door creaking open. Waking up, you sat up in bed and listened, eyes still half-closed. There was silence for a few moments, and you briefly thought it was just the wind as per usual, but then you heard slow footsteps.

Panic struck you like a truck. "Wanda!" you whispered, nearly slapping her awake from her exhausted sleep. She sat upright, confused for a moment before she heard the footsteps too. The look of panic on her face worried you more than the nearing footsteps in what you could tell was the living room.

"Stay here," she whispered, quickly getting out of bed.

"No," you immediately said, not considering even for a moment letting Wanda go investigate for herself. Following her out the bedroom, you both peered into the hall. From what you could see of the living room, you couldn't see anything out of the ordinary, but that was not enough for Wanda. In a flash of red, a barrier was placed around the boys' bedroom door.

Your heart was pounding in your chest as Wanda walked in front of you, magic glowing in the palm of her hands, ready to fire. As you neared the end of the hallway, Wanda paused for a moment, listening closely. There was more silence, but with the sound of one singular footstep, Wanda rounded the corner, you coming in right after her.

Wanda raised her glowing hands as soon as she saw Strange standing in the corner of the living room, but she was not fast enough. Strange had come prepared—Wanda had let her defenses down.

Strange's orange magic launched straight into Wanda's chest, causing her to stumble and gasp at the feeling that knocked the breath from her. You waited for Wanda to fight back, but by Strange's passive look, and Wanda's wide, frozen eyes, you knew something horrible had happened.

"Wanda?!" you asked, grabbing her and turning her to look at you. You glanced at where Strange had struck her, but where the middle of her chest should have been, you saw straight through her. Wanda's middle was disappearing and spreading slowly throughout the rest of her. You turned to Strange in panic. "What did you do?!"

"I'm sorry, y/n," Strange said in an eerily calm voice, and you noticed a darkness to him that you had never noticed before. He stepped closer out of the shadows, and you quickly began to realize that whoever this Strange was, was not Strange. "Wanda's acts must not go unpunished."

"What did you do?!" you repeated, turning back to Wanda. Now she was disappearing by her waist, her hands clutching your shirt tightly as she struggled to breathe. "What's happening?!"

"Eliminating threat is my top priority, y/n. You know that," he whispered, watching Wanda intently as she slowly began to fade in your hands. "I know that I can't kill her. But I can do worse."

Wanda suddenly fell forward, and you caught her, following her to the ground and holding her up.

"No," she choked, looking at you with wide, teary eyes before moving them to Strange. "No!"

"I'm sorry, Wanda. But you know better than anyone that it must be this way," Strange said finally, turning and starting to walk away.

"Strange!" you yelled after him as he left the cabin, thinking for a foolish moment that he would turn around and fix what he had done, that maybe he had made some mistake, that it was all a cruel joke or a dream.

But as you turned back to Wanda, she was nearly gone. "Wanda," you pleaded, holding onto her face.

Wanda looked at you in pain as she raised a hand to your face. "Wait for me," she whispered almost inaudibly. "I will find you again..." With that, her face vanished right before you, and her hand was no longer on your face. The red barrier on the boys' bedroom disappeared, and you could hear Billy crying in his crib. He felt Wanda disappear just as much as you had.

"No," you whispered, shaking your head in disbelief and grabbing at the floor where she once was. "No!" your shout echoed in the cabin that suddenly felt cold.

The journey into time was painful. Wanda's body moved and stretched throughout memories and moments, as if she was seeing the universe right before her. She was screaming yet entirely silent, and she felt as if she were about to explode until suddenly she could feel grass beneath her hands.

Choking for breath, Wanda's vision was blurred for a moment. As she blinked to try to see, all she could make out was a blurry blue sky and green grass. As she moved her eyes over, she could make out a body laying on the ground next to her. Her vision slowly cleared, and what she saw made her heart shatter in her chest.

Wakanda. That's where she was.

"Steve?" she heard. Looking up into the distance, she saw Bucky walking towards Steve. Just as she had remembered, his legs faded into ash, his gun dropping to the ground as his body fell forwards before disappearing into dust. She watched Steve crouch to the pile of ash, a look of shock and horror clear on his face. She glanced back to where your body laid on the ground near her, bloodied from the battle but still alive.

"No," she whispered, tears pricking at her eyes. "No, no, no!" She was back in her worst nightmare, reliving it all over again.

Shaky from her journey, Wanda weakly crawled over to you, holding your upper half into her lap and cradling your head. Your head lulled to the side before your eyes fluttered open, beautiful in their pain as they gazed up at her.

"Wanda," you whispered, swallowing dryly as you coughed, blood spurting over your lips. "Did we win?" you croaked.

It was exactly what you had asked her the first time. Wanda had told you she didn't know, that Thanos had snapped his fingers and disappeared. This time, Wanda hadn't the heart to tell you the truth.

"Yes," she whispered, her voice cracking as she cradled your face, moving your hair from your eyes. "Yes, we won." Her body shook in silent, restrained sobs as tears flooded her cheeks.

"Why are you crying?" you croaked, looking up at her in a dazed look, still aching from fighting Thanos.

The lump in Wanda's throat almost prevented her from being able to speak, but she knew that she only had a few moments left with you. Seeing you again was enough to put some sort of a smile on her face, even through her crying.

"Happy tears," she whispered, her hand stroking your hair.

You looked at her for a moment before you managed to make a smile, weakly raising your hand towards her face. As you were too weak, Wanda gently took your hand and placed it on her cheek right where you wanted it.

"You're pretty when you cry," you whispered, and Wanda burst out in a mixture of a laugh and a sob. You didn't know that was what she had said to you when you first met your babies, that that moment was not as far away from her as it was from you in another life.

The ash that was becoming of your body caught Wanda's eye. "No," she whispered, her face contorting farther as your body started to disappear in front of her all over again.

"Wanda?" you asked in confusion, a faintness crossing your face. She held your face and your hand on her cheek, feeling everything break inside her as she witnessed you turning to ash for the second time. She reveled in the sight of your face even through her teary vision for as long as she could until your face crumbled into dust between her fingers, and then your arm, and then finally your hand was sifted away by the breeze, leaving Wanda's hands holding onto nothing.

Wanda let out a cry as she fell into the pile of dust where you once were, grabbing desperately at the ground like she had once before, but this time she knew you weren't coming back. She knew that she would have to wait five years before she would ever see you again, that you wouldn't remember your time in Westview or your children together. She lost everything she spent two chances building. She had to suffer through half a decade without you all over again, and the worst part of it was that you were out there in another timeline, in the cabin with Billy and Tommy, probably grabbing at the floor hoping Wanda would appear again just like she was doing for you in that very exact moment. She knew that this time she could not go back or go forward, that Strange had locked her into this timeline as some sort of demented punishment.

As she slowly lifted her teary face from the ground and looked up to the sky, she could only think of one thing to do that could ease her of her pain.

She would go straight to the Kamar-Taj.

The Scarlet Witch will return in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness.

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gunsatthaphan · 3 years

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Idk the name of this but I got tagged by my bestie @sunsetknowsaboutyou thank you love 🥺💜Haven’t done one of these in a while.

1. your all time favorite bl and why - why you gotta attack me with this right away kjdghfd. still hate this question to the core lmao. It’s so hard to answer. But I’m gonna go with Lovely Writer and TOL. Can’t pick one. LW because I’m obsessed with SibGene, their chemistry and the overall narrative. And TOL because I’m a sucker for best friends to lovers and this show is by far the best adaption of that. Also offgun. no further comment.

2. that one bl that scarred you for life - scarred for life is a strong term lmao but The Effect was very extreme. Like that shit was the worst. Don’t ever watch it.

3. is there any bl that made you feel very single? - gosh. most of them 😂 I can’t pick one so I’m gonna say Bad Buddy, We Best Love and Don’t Say No. The love that PatPran and ShuyiShide radiated is insane. Felt that shit in every fiber of my being lmao. Same with LeonPob and their neverending cuteness. gosh. The single-phobia is real and it ain’t pretty. An honorable mention is DanYok bc these mfs make me feel single without even being a couple jdgdfdf. Their power.

4. if you could change one thing from a bl, which one would it be? - I’m gonna have to agree with you, the ending of MODC was cruel af, but another one that immediately comes to mind is MorkAoey’s story in Lovely Writer. (still don’t know how to spell their names rip) I still hate Aoey but they were really done dirty. They could’ve been handled so much better.

5. that one bl you detest (don’t hold back) - I don’t think I feel anything as strong as detestation towards any bl haha but my least favorites are definitely Y-Destiny, Thank God it’s Friday, 2Moons, So Much in Love and Waterboyy.

6. your top five:

lovely writer

TOL

don’t say no

not me

bad buddy

7. that trashy bl that you lowkey like - definitely why r u lmao. Idk if I would call it trashy but it was for sure the most crack-induced show I’ve ever seen. And I absolutely adored every second of it. 11/10. I also really enjoyed the first season of Gen Y. Which also made no sense, was weird af and definitely trashy. But I loved it djkhgd.

8. your favorite korean bl (it’s important we know) - Forever and always To My Star. Nothing holds a candle. Light On Me is a close second.

9. but also your top 3 for kbls

to my star

light on me

mr. heart

10. season 2? which one? - If we’re talking about second seasons that should exist but don’t, then definitely light on me. I NEED it. Out of the ones that are coming up, I’m looking forward to TMS2 and Just Say Yes the most. And from the ones that already exist my favorite is FriendZone 2.

11. a bunch of dramas will air soon. which ones are you the most excited for? - for someone who has zero time to watch.... WAY TOO MANY 😭my personal highlights for this year are:

- gmmtv: the eclipse, star & sky, moonlight chicken, never let me go

- other networks: just say yes, cutie pie, check out, middleman’s love, between us, coffee melody, love mechanics, pastsenger, the tuxedo and don’t tell anyone but lowkey the warp effect lmao

12. tag them!

I’m gonna tag everyone I can think of right now, sorry if you’ve been tagged already and as always don’t feel obligated!

@leonpob @aokisida @emisfritish @dollopheadsandclotpoles @german-bl-kpop-lover @nanohm @ohmnanons @patandpran @lovepattranite @omarandjohnny @laowen @boun-prem @zeejade88 @earthpodd @bisexualwithtoomanyships @sleepypurplenote @boy-meets-boy-1004 @clairificusrex

💜

#tag game #thanks for tagging me!#<3 #bl dramas

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liannelara-dracula · 4 years

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Headcannons of S&M&T and Kino using Instagram? What do you think they would post and how would they use it?

Omg you are genius! This is an amazing ask.

I can’t believe I didn’t think of this.

Link to prompt---> HERE

Please join my diabolik lovers group chat! Link---> HERE

Read Laito Sakamaki Fanfic [Dark Theme]---> Here

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Shu:

He’s not on too much.

His username is just: shu.sakamaki

He follows his brothers and Yuma to annoy him.

His posts are probably just like landscapes.

Usually of a sunset.

And about his music and classical music he likes.

He also probably posts about the triplets doing something stupid on his story.

While they’re not watching.

He’ll tag them in the story saying, “remember this?”

Even adds special effects just to spice it up.

He has so many followers bc all the girls at his school follow him.

He gets so many dms but leaves them on read.😂😂

He tags his bros to annoy them.

Doesn’t post about his gf very much.

Usually when she’s not looking.

Reiji:

Username: scienceiskey or perfectioniskey

He follows his brothers of course and might even follow Ruki.

He sometimes unfollows his brothers tho if there getting annoying😂😂

But will eventually refollow them.

He posts about his experiments and science in general.

But it’s very aesthetic.

On his story he’ll post pictures of things that are broken in the house and he’ll literally tag all his brothers and ask “who is responsible?” Or “you did it and I know.”😂😂

He’ll also post things about nature on his story.

He never posts selfies.

On his bio he literally tagged shu and said please don’t follow this good for nothing.😂😂

He posts with a schedule.😂

He doesn’t post about his gf at all.

This is cause he doesn’t want to share you with the world.

Laito:

Personal account username is: Laito.is.gay sexy😂😂

He has two accounts: one is a porn one and the other is his personal.

He doesn’t keep them private.

Because he believes in being open.

He follows his brothers and has Ayato on his bio.

On his personal he posts pictures of himself.

Fangirls follow him. So he live streams a lot.

And talks about his day and what annoys him and whose getting on his nerves.

He blows kisses into the camera.

Tells them his plans and has a slogan, “being a hoe never hurt anyone.”😂

He follows the fangirls back.

Answers the dms.

All of them.

On his porn account he says he’s a major in sexology.

If there is an occupation option he types in sexologist.😂😂

If Reiji finds his porn account he’ll block it permanently.😂

With his gf he posts pictures of them on his personal account. And will feature them on his porn account if she’s ok with it.

Kanato:

Username is: teddyisnotbasic or dollsarebetterthanu or better yet, on_wednesdays_we_wear_purple. Even, only.bitches.wear.purple

He is an idol on there.

Every girl loves him.

He sets the Lolita trend.

Posts about doll stuff and it’s super aesthetic.

Everything is very cute.

He uses a lot filters to make the posts all have the same glow.

He also posts about sweets and about teddy too.

He does post about his gf when she wears Lolita clothes with him.

Ayato:

Omg 😱 do not get me started😂😂

His username is: Ayato_Sama_Sakamaki

Which idk if you’ll noticed but his username’s initials spell ass.😂😂

Includes special people in his bio, for example

look @ dee dude: @/laito.is.sexy

Bae: @/y/n’s username

This dude is the meme king and the vine king.

He reposts his favorite vines or memes too.

He makes his own with Laito all the effin’ time!

Which are beyond popular.

Sometimes he features Kino or Subaru in the film and shit just gets wilder.

Literally posts the dumbest shit on his story.

He’ll make live videos about the challenges he does too.

He even has friends from school join his vids.

He has so many followers and he tags his brothers to make them laugh.

Shu usually finds it funny, especially if it’s about dissing Reiji.

And Reiji being the petty ass he is, will just block him for little bit.😂😂

But then he’ll follow him again.

Has a lot of followers like no shit.

He follows a lot of them back too.

Includes his gf in the vines.

Subaru:

Username: im_not_a_damn_car 😂😂😂

He doesn’t follow anyone except for his brothers and his gf.

His account is private so every time Kou sends in a follow request he rejects it.😂😂😂

Doesn’t post anything really.

When he does it’s only for a little bit and then he archives it.

Bc he thinks it’s weird.

Or that the photo turns ugly.

He follows a lot of emo accounts tho.

And emo bands

His bio is emo too.

“how can emptiness be so heavy?”

Will take selfies but ones that don’t show his face very much.

Only uses black emoji hearts.

Doesn’t post about his gf cause that’s private but he has her on his bio.

“Claimed, touch her and you die”

Kino:

Username: ask_yo_girl_about_me

Another vine king

Him an Ayato follow each other.

They r bros—fight me on this but I’m right.

They are always in each other’s videos.

Tags Ayato in a lot of posts

Has lots of followers

Does so many live streams and answers random questions.

Posts late at night, a lot.

He has a lot of reels too.

Uses a lot slang.

Cocky af😏

Has rants sometimes.

He has his gf in his bio and sometimes posts about her.

Mukami

Ruki:

Username: Ruki_grey

He’s not online too much.

Follows his brothers and surprisingly Reiji.

Posts about literature like his favorite book/quotes

But it’s always aesthetic.

He has some pictures of himself but not too many.

He usually has more pictures of his girlfriend tbh.

He is very poetic and on his story he posts about quotes he likes or pictures of his gf.

He has a lot followers and has probably been scouted for modeling.

Yuma:

Username: hotgirlbummer or summerbummer

He posts about the music he likes and gardening.

It’s really about plants and how to grow them.

Has a lot tutorials.

And facts.

Never mind the profanity and his clumsiness in his tutorials.

“Oh shit!” He’d say dropping a shovel.

“Ruki man didn’t set this up right.” He’d complain referring to the space he was using to do the tutorial.

Pots pictures of flowers that have bloomed and veggies that are ready.

He has another account that’s personal where he follows his brothers and posts about rap music.

Or just music he likes.

There are not too many photos.

He posts pictures of his gf on his personal.

He also takes videos of her to annoy her and see her get camera shy.

“Turn it off!” You’d say cover the camera with your hand.

But he of course just doesn’t.

Kou:

Username: koumukami

It’s an official account.

Cause he’s an idol

He has millions of people following him.

He only follows his brothers.

Tries to follow Subaru but it never works😂😂

Calls out people who judge him.

“Hey! I don’t appreciate comments like this on my page.”

He’s slogan is, “I just can’t worry about no haters, I gotta stay on my grind.”

Tags Yuma and teases him about stuff if possible.

He posts about his music.

Has live videos where he talks about anything or where he sings.

Loves to take pictures of himself and he does a lot.

like everyday.

Includes his gf in videos and photos and talks about her non stop.

making fans jelly.

Is very sassy and will post rants if needed.

Responds to his fans’ dms.

Azusa:

Username: softclouds

Has a soft profile.

Things about nature and cute things.

Posts about his gf more than himself.

Or about them together.

Doesn’t have a lot of posts

He gets tagged by his brothers which he follows.

On his story he posts pictures of you or where he’s traveled to.

The filters are soft ones.

He probably has a bio that’s short but simple.

“Hi.....I’m Azusa Mukami.”

Tsukinami

Carla:

Username: imcarlatsukinami or scarftsuki.

He posts about land scapes and literature.

Just really aesthetic.

He has pictures of him and his gf.

Has you in his bio.

Is rarely on.

Follows Shin.

Has a private account.

Doesn’t reply to comments unless it’s from his gf.

Shin:

Username: badassesonly or y/n’s.daddy

He posts so much about his girlfriend and him.

Always about where they go.

He has pics of him and his brother too.

He follows Carla, Kino and Ayato.

He doesn’t make vines but sometimes Kino will ask him to join his.

He posts about food and working out.

On his story he posts about you secretly.

Mostly about your body.

You get mad at him for it.

Tells people to follow you.

Doesn’t live stream.

He’s on a lot.

Loves to use filters on his brother and on his gf.

He posts about animals to.

His account is not private and he has a lot of followers.

#anime #diabolik lovers #anime headcanons #anime requests #laito sakamaki #diabolik lovers headcanons #request #azusa mukami #shu sakamaki #reiji sakamaki #subaru sakamaki #ayato sakamaki #kanato sakamaki #kino sakamaki #carla tsukinami #shin tsukinami #ruki mukami #yuma mukami #kou mukami

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dreamii-yume · 3 years

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SPOILERSSS for Twisted Wonderland Chapter 6 : 1-16!!!

*rubs hands* aight it wont take long before genshin has me in its gacha hell grasp again, I just barely escaped this time— NOW ITS TIME TO SEE THE BOIS CHAPTER 6 omg— wtf happened last time lol it’s been too long

So, no voice over because of some problems which is understandable but— meh I don’t feel like reading lol So I’m watching otome ayui translations this time, because im that one dumbass student who skipped kanji class and now i cant read without sounding like im five _:(´ཀ`」 ∠): “what up im yume im way passed 19 and i never fucking learned how to read”

Also watching Hanayura Kanon stream for the rest that’s not yet been translated lol Because he’s very good at voice acting for the characters and he’s funny af lol

- OKAY OKAY— WTF HAPPENED EXPLAIN

- Fun fact : I haven’t watched Hercules yet so I legit don’t know what’s about to come lol

- Aw, that’s cute— We called over Ace and Deuce late at night AND THEY REALLY CAME OVER AAAAA

- I forgot how fckin pure their friendship is _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

- Aight, so we actually have a huge-ass scratch from feral Grim lol That’s just fantastic, isn’t it

- FINALLY— We’re talking about Mickey and the stones my monster cat has been eating with Crowley AAAAA

- “Yeah there’s this bitch called mickey and i took his photo—“

- WE’RE FINALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS. AFTER 6 CHAPTERS.

- Bruh this crystal of blot sounds really dangerous why are we discussing this just now

- Speaking of this crystal, Crowley— you were looking for this crystal in chap one and when we asked you about wtf you’re trying to find you just went— “oH itS NothING.”

- I SUPPOSED ITS NOT NOTHING NOW IS IT

- I didnt see you searching for crystals after every chapter mr. crowley where were you 👁👄👁 dont you think it was weird that you didnt see a single one after like— five blotting incidents

- Oh so its rare i see— BRUH R U SURE ABOUT THAT grim literally found one every single chap LMAO

- Okay okay— see, he may be violent but listen— you aint gonna throw out my fucking cat okay

- Wh— THERE WAS A FESTIVAL!? Im dumb so its not just VDC LOL

- Listen LISTEN— GRIM IS FINE. HOLD UP— NO NEED TO THROW HIM OUT JUST LET ME HAVE ANOTHER LOOK AT HIM

- Aww, Ace and Deuce looked pissed about it too AAAAHH THE TRUE DEFINITION OF THE BOIS

- BRUH NO— ALL THE DORM LEADERS TO GO AND CAPTURE GRIM?? HE’LL DIE

- CROWLEY PLS— WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS, HONEY

- #Grimportectionsquad

- “It’s bout time for them to come” Who?

- FUCKING— CROWLEY STOP SAYING ITS NOTHING— This is why this school is so fucked, you never tell us anything ahead of time _:(´��`」 ∠):

- Aight he left, Ace Deuce hurry help me what you guys got

- He may be a monster but see— the worst he did is eat the whole tuna stack SO PLS HES STILL BABY AND I LOVE HIM

- THATS RIGHT DEUCE MY MAN GRIM CAN DO NO BAD I SWEAR

- HE WOULDNT EVER AGAIN I SWEAR

- Ace ヽ(；▽；)ノ The character development— im so proud of you, son

- THIS IS THE BOISSS— LETS GOOOO

- Fuck this is so beautiful— just me and the bois on our way in the middle of the night to find our MISSING CAT I—

- CROWLEY REALLY DID ASSEMBLE THEM DORM LEADERS AAAAAAA AT THIS HOUR TOO WTF

- BRUH WE CAN TALK

- Kalim Kalim Kalim Vil Vil Vil— Pls we’ve been through so much last chapter ＨＥＬＰ

- Leona…A big fat ｍｏｏｄ honestly lmao

- Ey ey riddle pls— dont make this any more difficult—

- Shut up azul stay where u are all you’ve done is nothing but chaos since you arrive so SHHH

- MALLEUS IS NOT HERE AGAIN LILIA PLS— where is he when we need him the most LOL

- Ortho, your bro where?? Also— SURVIVAL STATUS BRUH—

- YES PLS DONT HURT HIM OMG

- oh i forgot idia lives in his tablet LOL OF COURSE

- Omg he’s in the apple trees still looking scary as shi aaaaaaa pls kitty come home u just had too much catnip

- OH GOD 15m HE’S CLOSE

- “Starting operation” ORTHO WHAT TF

- EY EY EY oh good he’s knocked out sighhh

- Aight I know this has been translated but I can’t help but to look at the original japanese and im just— wtf is RTS and TAS idia i dont understand this advanced gamer otaku language

- But Idia and Ortho really do be speedrunning on who can fucking kick my cat the hardest LOL

- THATS RIGHT IDIA You understand me— Fellow cat lovers unite, Grim is very cute, he can’t do no bad

- …so can i have him back pls—

- Can we just appreciate the fact that these bois are willing to take the risk of getting their heads chopped off by Riddle by doing all this for us??

- If this isnt what you call true friendship then i dont know what this is

- Lol ambrose is going to appear in this festival again and crowley’s prideful ass is QUAKING

- WHY are we not allowed to see him crowley im sure we can handle it— We’re the BOIS. CMON

- Imagine if they just summon a fcuking— magic vet or something lol

- It’s the next day lol

- HAH ITS THE VDC LOSERS BY ONE VOTE SQUAD

- I mean the NRC Tribe— ٩( ᐛ )و

- VIL. what you have my queen

- Vil pls dont remind me that my cat isnt here but thank you for saying thank you i do not deserve—

- AWW THE ADEUCE SQUAD LOOKS SO SAD AAAAA

- Vil i miss the bad bitch but absolute oneesan energy but the apology— yeah are we gonna cry again lol

- AAAAAAHH why am i so proud— THAT vil is apologizing

- You dont need to maam what we had in chapter 5 was a fucking journey i regret nothing

- I swear if rook goes like— bitch that aint beautiful imma bonk him I WILL DO IT dont think i forgot what u did last chap

- Man i love me a man who can openly admit his mistakes MMMGH

- Rook i swear—

- Im glad that we’re not toning down ace’s brutal honesty lol

- BRUHHH I DONT LIKE IT WHEN VIL US TAKING ALL THE BLAME i mean what he said was kinda true BUT STILL

- Cheer up Vil, it’s not like it’s a complete failure anyways (；ω；) it was fun at least

- Hearing Jamil encourage Vil like this feels surreal BUT YES BOI U TELL EM

- What is this beautiful character development

- Ooff way to hit where it hurts the most vil my queen lol

- AAGH IT HURTS VIL RECOGNIZING NEIGE’S HARDWORK LIKE THIS— THE PRIDE I CAN FEEL IT ＣＲＡＣＫ

- Bruh we appreciate Neige’s impeccable smile in this household— REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE NEIGE’S GON BE A BAD BOI??? WELP—

- It was me, i was that person and i shall drown in apple juice for it

- Of course, the ultimate Neige simp already knows that lol

- Bruh the background music has no business being this sad　ｓｔｏｐ

- I hate it when vil is right sometimes omg— TRUEEE KALIM especially wouldn’t be able to stand properly on stage after knowing Neige’s own hardships aaaa

- NOO BABY DONT CRY

- Vil redemption arc??? 👀👀 you can help us cure our cat—

- !? Are we gonna get that money promised in that poster?? 👀👀

- WHAA FUCKING WAHAA VIL IS GONNA PAY THAT US??? THE WHOLE 5 MIL EACH??!! VIL CALM DOWN WHAT I SAID WAS A JOKE

- Damn vil is ＳＴＡＣＫＥＤ He really didnt want to owe anyone anything LMAO YES QUEEN

- WHA— KALIM IS ACCEPTING??? OUT OF EVERYONE HERE, I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO ACCEPT THAT KALIM

- Kalim is making my heart go boom boom again baby boi ✨👁💧👄💧👁✨✨

- HE’LL DONATE IT TO THE RAMSHACKLE DORM BABY BOIIII

- …sumimasen kalim for having a very rundown dorm 👁💧👄💧👁 but thank you for being nice about it lol

- OKAY OKAY KALIM YOU DONT HAVE TO LIST ALL THE THINGS WRONG IN MY DORM PLS—

- THIS IS EMBARRASSING PLS KALIM IM SORRY FOR BEING POOR

- But this man be such a sunshine holy shit i cant even be mad about it lol

- AW YEAH RAMSHACKLE DORM IS GONNA GET A MAKEOVER

- EVERYONE BE DONATING THEIR MONEY TO US AAAAA Were they always this NICE

- Aight adeuce pls— y’all dont have to force yourself to donate my guys (´；ω；`) being friends is enough lol i get it my bois

- Find me a man who can make me feel like this the way Vil can

- Man if only Grim is here :’) he’d be soo happy :’)) you can have all the tuna you want buddy :’)))

- GRIM PLS ADEUCE IS WILLING TO TREAT YOU TO LUNCH BABY

- Bro this is so wholesome omg

- Im sorry but still up to this day, my understanding of Epel’s accent is still　ｌａｃｋｉｎｇ lmao

- Aight they be talking about how Rook already knew that they were going to lose from the very beginning

- The FORESHADOWING LOL The difference with how Rook said “What a wonderful performance” rather than “What a beautiful performance” sigh

- Honestly we gotta respect Rook’s resolve here lol man just knows what he wants

- Rook and Vil’s friendship lmao

- 👁👄👁 …!?

- EARTHQUAKE WTF How dare you ruin such moment—

- WHAT IS GOING ON

- EY WTF DONT DESTROY MY DORM WTF ARE YOU GUYS

- WHAT ARE THESE ROBOTS OUTSIDERS KILL THEM WITH FIRE

- They look like something that belongs to the Ignihyde dorm HUH

- Oh bruh— Vil in his Dorm Leader mode is so cool AND YES I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE TIME BUT wheww~~ Vil YAS QUEEN

- KALIM TOO AAAAAA JAMIL’S 「はっ！」SO COOL

- so SO— the dorm leader’s have a protocol for outsider attacks like this 👁👄👁 OMG THEY’RE SO HOT

- They don’t seem like our bois anymore aaa just pure professionalism at this point—

- GOD I FORGOT HOW COOL THEY ARE OMG

- HEEEYYY OUR DORM IS GETTING DESTROYED WTF ARE THESE GUYS’ PROBLEM

- We were just talking about renovating it too wtf

- AAAAAHHH HOW DARE YOU— VIL R YOU OK

- Bruh i dont know what is going on but dont touch my man’s face

- They’re targetting Vil and Jamil WHY— overblot men!!??? WHERE ARE YOU— GIVE THEM BACK

- I didnt understand what epel said here lmao BUT—!?

- THEY HAVE GRIM TOO FUCK HE’S BACK LET GO OF MY FUCKING CAT

- WHAT IS GOING ON DARLINGS

- BUDDYY >:’0000 Grimmm MY HEART—

- Are they kidnapping the overblot men?? What— the fucking absolute ｂａｌｌｓ on these robots

- God we’re getting absolutely ｆｕｃｋｅｄ in here

- AND THERE’S A CAULDRON IN THE BACKGROUND LOL DEUCE WENT HAM

- BRING ME BACK MY FUCKING CAT— >:’0000

- I thought there’s going to be a festival not a fucking kidnapping event HEY

- Oh 👀 Rook pls help

- AAAHH SERIOUS ROOK IS HOT—

- IS THE OTHER DORM LEADERS CHILLING WHERE ARE THEY KALIM PLS BE SAFE

- OH RIDDLE IS NOT ANSWERING THEY GOT HIM TOO

- Oh ghad they got him during clubs WTF HOW—

- *nervous hornii chuckling* …angry expression silver 👁👄👁 im sorry

- AAAA Dorm leaders actually be acting like dorm leaders is soo cool i cant—

- Bruh the story is all chaos what is this chapter

- Are they gonna get Leona and Azul too what—

- RIDDLE BABY Jesus christ dont overblot like this again lol

- DAMN HE STRONG FOR A SMOL BOI THO

- Whoever made these robots wtf is their deal lol TO BE ABLE TO BEAT A DORM LEADER—

- …Bruh where is our horned friend when u need him

- Silver and Sebek theorizing with dorm leaders but they took Jamil tho?? It’s probably the overblot men they’re after

- Also Malleus is probably good so you two calm down lol Lilia’s probs having tea with him right now

- Okay, Leona how are you going to get captured KING.

- Omg everything is getting destroyed wtf

- AW LEONA SAVED RUGGIE THATS CUTE AND COOL AF

- Bruh leona these are material robots— cant you just turn them into sand lol

- Oh they do have some kind of brand cmon just turn them into sand pls

- WHAT THE FUCK

- LEONA-SAN!? WHY ARE YOU GIVING UP— OJI-TAN!!!

- OLD MAN WHAT—

- *hearing leona whisper his reasons ✋ 👁👄👁 🤚 okay sir im sorry

- Damn Leona acting like a real prince right now— it’s kinda hot 👀👀

- BRUH PLS COME BACK DONT TALK LIKE YOU AINT GONNA

- BRO WHERE ARE THE TEACHERS

- THE BOARD GAME CLUB

- Idia : “bro we just chilling be cool— MY CHESS PIECE“

- “Aight ortho what’s the situation” “ｆｕｃｋｅｄ＂

- So Idia of course knows about this— why does he look like he’s so done lmao me getting the feeling this isnt the first time idia has encountered this situation before lol

- Man i want to see azul in action too but mehh— Idia told him to settle down cries

- LOL WHAT IS THIS KARONE ROBOTS

- Wait— are they taking idia too?? OH IS THIS THE DOING OF IDIA’S FAMILY

- WHERE IS CROWLEY— THE TEACHERS, YOUR IMPORTANT STUDENTS ARE GETTING KIDNAPPED

- AH THEY ALSO KNOW ABOUT THESE STYX BITCHES WHAT— and they’re just letting them GO whaaat

- Sounds to me that this must be idia’s family taking care of the overblotting students?? Like to protect Idia or something?? I DONT—

- “Gather all the dorm leaders” No, sir, they’re already gone besides my sunshine and the horn boi

- Malleus??? 👁👄👁 TSUNOTAROU

- Pls kill the robots they destroyed my place

- AAH UPSIDE DOWN LILIA long time no see lol

- Bruhh the diasomnia students are so lucky to have Malleus as a dorm leader omg

- BRUH LILIA’S RINGTONE IS SO CUTE LMAO

- Kalim sounds so desperate im so sad

- ARE WE— ARE WE GONNA MEET MALLEUS AGAINNN

- Bruh they just goku teleported their way out of the dorm lol

- AAAAHH EVERYONE IS HERE THIS IS SO FUN

- Wait jack is not here lol did they just forget about him wtf

- Oh shit we here too i did not know LMAO

- S-So are we just gonna..continue school like— like these styx bitches didnt just ruin half the school, my dorm, injure my bois, and took my cat or…???

- GASP AAAA STYX IS A BLOT RESEARCH FACILITY WHAAAT

- So that’s why leona and idia be like bro this is not worth it

- O-Oh yeah— they…they didnt know that Vil overblot— PFFT

- Malleus pls information who are you talking about—

- WHO— LILIA MALLEUS OH NO

- Ey, overblot squad are assembled lol this looks so dangerous

- LMAOO Riddle was sleeping on Leona’s lap for three hours THATS SO CUTE

- Where the fck did they take them, ITS CRAMPED AF

- Bro they’re just exposing Vil and Jamil’s overblot that’s supposed to be a SECRET LOL

- Oji-tan can sound so wise and reliable like this if he really tried lol sugar daddy energy

- Wtf these guys never thought that idia was from a big shot family??? They thought it was just coincidence that they had the same family name PFFT

- AZUL AAAA He was right there my guy BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY MAN

- oh. They finally opened— isn’t this the ignihyde dorm what

- WHAT THE FU— IDIA

- Bro— WHAT WAS THAT IT WAS IDIA ALL ALONG???

- WHAT IS THIS CHAPTER

This chapter is a fucking roller coaster like— literal 0 to 100 ＱＵＩＣＣ From having a moment with Vil and the bois to a FUCKING TERRORIST ATTACK LMAO IM HYPED FOR NEXT CHAP—

It’s been so long, I hope they released the next part soon (๑>◡<๑) I forgot how fine these men are lol at least I want to hear their voices again 👁👄👁

#twisted wonderland #spoilers #chapter 6

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pumpkinsy0 · 2 years

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can we pls have some head cannons ab self diagnose autistic curly bc self diagnosed is valid af ❤️❤️

YES YALL CAN IM SO GLAD U ASKED, i was gonna do this anywho but im glad u asked omg</33

OK SO this is mostly gonna b based on my experience so yea🫶🏽

•im gonna say this just to get it out the way but bc curly always felt kinda,,,,outta place????if yknow what i mean??????

•like he always felt different from everyone around him kinda

•ion wanna make like a bunch if hcs for it cause im lazy rn BUT curly was always like researching and found that he shares a lot of similarities w ppl who r autistic, but he never wanted to self diagnose himself cause he was always scared that he was overreacting and that he was wrong

•honestly it was gonna b hard for him to get an actual diagnoses cause 1) hes broke and the test r expensive 2) hes black, theres a big chance that hes gonna get misdiagnosed even IF he gets that chance to get tested, also he mask rlly well

•ok so we all know autism is a huge ass spectrum and it doesnt show up the same for everyone, so w curly i feel like hes hyposensitive and sensory seeking (idk i dont think many ppl talk about these things enough so heres da rep)

•hes always fidgety n shit and touching things and ppl just wrote that off as him just being handsy

•he has a few vocal stims from songs and videos saying them over and over, he rocks back n forth from time, he paces while listening to music, and hes always bouncing his leg and biting his lip if he has dry skin there, cracking his knuckles etc

•he also bites like a lot of things, pencils, n stuff like that, so maybe him w a sensory chee necklace???

•his hyposensitivity is part of the reason y ppl r surprised when he isnt hurt by certain things like rlly hot water n what not

•he actually doesnt get overstimulated a whole lot, like it does happen, but not a lot cause it takes quite a bit for him to actually get to that point

•if u hc darry to b autistic i feel like there would b times where they were both overstimulated and just had to sit out in a quiet room and just not say anything to each other, they dint get along oh so well but in those moments they truly understand each other

•curly tries to calm down from overstimulation by listening to loud ass music (same)

•his hyperfixation r horror movies (more specifically halloween, scream, and american psycho cause i say so) or music if u want that

•AND AND curly doesnt rlly get tones, so hes always kinda just…saying whatever comes to mind and hoping its the right thing to say cause he never rlly knows how to keep a convo going

•and its weird cause hes pretty extroverted actually, its a hard cycle he goes through</3

•one of his love languages is parallel play idc idc

AND YEA if u have any other questions id b happy to answer em

#selfdiagnosedautismistotallyrad🤞🏽🤞🏽

#curly shepard #the outsiders headcanons #the outsiders hcs

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eunjidrabbles · 3 years

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Ok so Sua might've also captured my heart 👉👈 May I request another scenario but this time with her? Also 8th member reader. Sua in Boca era was just absolutely e t h e r e a l (ngl she always looks ethereal) so maybe the girls are also in like another show or just a vlive and reader cant help but stare at Sua bc 🥰😍💞 she gets called out and goes "i'm admiring art" or smthing smoother than that djebdksn then Sua gets flustered? Thanks again for your time, feel free to change anything ✌

Attraction

(Honestly Sua is soft af even though she puts on this tough and loud act. I didn’t exactly write this in Boca era because I kinda wanna bring a bit more comedy so who better to add than Savage Handong? Anyways, this is in reference to that one Handong and Sua Vlive. This was a really short and fun (Get it? Since Bora is short and fun?) one to write tbh hence ya’ll are getting this early even though I said I was gonna be resting.

Edit: I love the fact that the few requests that I got are just chances for me to throw pickup lines and be as cheesy as I want to be.)

Word count: About 1.2k

Huffing loudly in frustration, you held your head in your hand and let out a long whine only to cut it off when you catch a head turn sharply to face you from the corner of your eye. Looking up and away from your homework to meet the other’s gaze, you gave a sheepish smile and mouthed out a sorry before going back to your notes. “What was that?” You hear a hum before a hand gestured for you to sit next to her. “That... is our cute (y/n)!” Pouting when you realized that you have to make an appearance, you picked up your notes and sat next to Handong as the camera was turned to you. Winking as you gave a little two fingered salute, you gave a quick greeting to the fans watching the live. Now with another person in the live, Handong easily kept the flow of the vlive by bothering you with questions until you pouted to her and gave a soft shove. “Unnie! I’m trying to finish my homework, you promised that you would help me with it too!” Whining yet again, you laid your head on Handong’s arm and looked to the camera again to entertain the chat. “Somnias, Korean language is really hard.” Picking up your open notebook, you covered your face with it fully knowing Handong was staring at you and your antics, silently judging.

Hearing the door open, you jolt up and turned to the door in fear that it was your manager coming in to reprimand you for your lax posture while your notebook slid off your face and onto the ground. Seeing a familiar face, you relaxed and bent down to pick up your book while the figure made her way into the room, closing the door behind her. Seeing the confused look on Bora’s face, Handong chuckled as the other girl greeted the stream. You set your book back on the table before focusing on what the other two women were talking about.

“I was studying.”

“Upstairs?”

“Yeah, upstairs.”

Picking up your pen, you directed your attention back to your work and begin working on it taking advantage that there is one more added member to entertain the audience. Every now and again, you would give quick glances to Bora who while talking, rested a free hand on your shoulder. Feeling more pressure on your shoulder as the woman leaned down a little to come into view of the camera, you turned your attention away from your work to look at Bora as she laughed.

“Ah, I look like a thief.” Hearing Bora whine right next to you, you casually turned back to your work and chipped in on her comment. “Unnie, I think you are one.” There was a pause of silence before Bora’s voice rang out loudly in the small room and both you and Handong flinched from the volume. “What?!”

Daringly turning and looking at Bora right in the eye, you winked. “You stole my heart, unnie.” There was an awkward silence as you feel both your elder’s eyes staring right at you while you held your breath and gave the camera another wink. A shrill screech started right next to your ear as you flinched once again and tried to escape while Bora started laughing and shaking you in your seat to cover her embarrassment from being flustered by your sudden pickup line. Hiding behind her books and avoiding the camera from seeing her face that was slowly turning red, she started playfully hitting your arms and back. Fully knowing that Handong was just sitting and watching the whole scene happen, you pretend to try crawl into her lap to run away and as expected, Bora followed you and pulled the Chinese woman into her hug.

Relaxing only after the eldest released both of you, you slinked back into your seat and attempted once again to try to answer the questions on your homework. You knew what it meant when you were called by Handong into the livestream while you were doing your homework but this was a nice distraction to get your mind off the confusing assignments. Halfheartedly rereading through the same question over and over again, your attention was directed towards Bora whenever she talks. It got to the point where you were just staring at Bora as she animatedly converses with Handong, and the comments were starting to fill up about the fact that you were strangely silent and just observing. When Handong turned back to read the comments, she flicked her gaze onto you before voicing it out teasingly. Unaware of it, both Bora and you started looking between one another, Handong and the camera.

Opening and closing your mouth, you tried to find an excuse for your staring but the truth was the only reason to speak your mind. “Dongie unnie is right, you look beautiful. I’m just merely admiring art.” Confidently, you looked Bora in her widened eyes once again with a little smirk this time and shrugged. Raising both her eyebrows while her mouth hung open, Handong blanched at the scene before her, silently wondering what she did in life to have to be put through playing third wheel in the little games you played. Handong’s reaction was expected to you, but what you didn’t expect was narrowly dodging a book to your face and taking the hit with your shoulder.

“You’re being weird!” Bora’s shout was the only warning you got to raise your hands to block before a rain of hits of the book came down upon you. Flinching, chuckling and letting out a series of “ow!” whenever a hit landed, you shoved yourself out of the chair to dodge her wrath. There was a standoff moment but the second you saw Bora take a menacing step towards you, you playfully screamed and started running out of frame and towards the door. Taking a risk to stop and turn behind you, there was only a short few seconds where you caught Handong staring judgingly towards you before Bora came barreling into you. Reaching blindly behind you to open the door as the woman continued to land her hits, a loud yelp escaped both of you as the door opened and gave way, causing you to fall backwards and Bora to fall onto you.

Sighing as the both of you let out another series of yells and laughter, Handong shook her head and gave her attention back to the livestream. It was to be expected, when an unstoppable force like Bora came into contact with yet another unstoppable force like you. In fact Handong believed that the dynamics that you both have, pushed one another along to go faster, further and longer. It wasn’t bad per say, but for someone that valued her peace, having the both of your together would just end in her having a headache. Speaking of which, she could feel the beginning of the ache starting at the back of her head as she was reading out a comment and was interrupted by shouts from outside the room. After it happened a few times, Handong decided that it was enough of an attempt for today and would probably do everyone good, specifically their managers if she went to break you two apart before you get another noise complaint.

As the chinese woman was giving her goodbye greetings, yet another shrill shriek echoed in the background as she sighed once again and glared out the open door. “Really... these two.”

#dreamcatcher imagines #sua imagines #sua x reader #sua fluff #sua crack #this is a short one #but like I was having fun writing this #this is more of a one shot crack #hope ya'll enjoy

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kharmii · 2 years

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Omegaverse/Blankshipping

Someone sent me an anonymous ask talking about Omegaverse, but they ended it with this: *not an anti or looking for a fight tho! just really interested in fd history overall. plus i vibe w literary analysis :) pls dont answer this ask! this was an impulse info-dump on my end lol*

I'll respect that, but I want to talk about a few points they wrote on here for the fun of it. Save it about touching grass. I do that all damn day. Sometimes I just want to go online and say some goofy shit. (USUAL WARNINGS APPLY: R-18 EXPLICIT OFFENSIVE)

Anon wrote: tho tbh i am kinda sour about the fact that male omegas dont have periods :))

Really?! That seems misogynistic and also unhealthy af. Since this whole fandom is a dog analogy to me, I'd compare male omegas to those grody messes of English bulldogs that are unable to do all aspects of breeding without human intervention. They should have let natural selection run its course and let all those flabby lumps of flesh die out. After all, they can't birth without c-sections, and they can't even do the deed to make puppies. Breeders have to rely on artificial insemination.

Whoever created this kink obviously didn't world build outside of the asinine fetish. A male omega would obviously require a c-section so they don't hemorrhage to death squeezing an infant out their rectum, and they would most certainly have a period, but the menstrual blood might not have any place to go except back up into whatever version of ovaries they have. Then from there it would turn into fibrous tissue surrounding all vital organs. They'd all need routine laparoscopies done to remove the severe endometriosis growing around their vital organs, otherwise they'd constantly be in the fetal position suffering severe chronic pain.

Also they wrote: it's mostly a way to make your mlm ships "work". wc i guess makes abo theoretically weird and harmful w the way it makes gay ships approximate heterosexual relationships? also there is some ingrained misogyny to it... its a slippery, slipper slope. but nggl, thats not something you should put into mind as much! the things ppl enjoy are not complete reflections of their beliefs or who they are hehe

It doesn't work with mirror twins who are genetic copies of each other and therefore can't be opposite genders.

The blankshippers keep throwing out that 'your fantasies have nothing to do with who you are irl', and they have this huge persecution complex like they think so many people are out to judge them and harass them. -Come to find out, they are cliquish and JUDGEMENTAL AS FUUUUUCK. They will stew over some little slight and then label you as a horrible person over it....but don't you dare judge them for the sick-ass weird shit they are into. I found this out when a bunch of them were gossiping on Discord about me (it's fine; you can keep on keepin' on and I won't hold it against you *wink*). Two of them blocked me, so I can say mean stuff about them, and they will only find out if someone goes out of their way to tell them.

One clown, "Tombstone" was secretly stewing with resentment while we interacted back-and-forth when I'd reblog his/her posts. I thought we were having fun, but this person didn't like how I interpreted fan art wrong when I'd attribute my head canons to other artists images, and I supposedly used the word 'retard' when reblogging one of his/her posts. The only time I remember (goofing around) doing this was a long-ass time ago, calling Emmet a 'crazy-retarded God-killer'. I thought he/she might have been talking about this, but no go. He/she said that I should stop saying mean stuff about Emmet on his/her posts, yet he/she constantly dehumanizes Emmet, is into torture porn about the twins, and turns them into a serial killers and/or monsters. There's nothing meaner than that.

Another clown, "Dingo" is like....good riddance. This artist makes Emmet's facial expressions look mentally retarded af. He/she likes drawing Ingo's jacket but has issues with Emmet's for some odd reason. Also, he/she is the one who did a gross bull/cow drawing where Ingo was wearing a full arm glove that presumably goes up a cow's vagina that's roomy enough to accommodate an entire human arm. -Nothing gross and inappropriate about that. Nope. No sir. -Also did dog-fucker. I can almost see the invisible stink lines coming out of them.

The worst part is that he/she draws the twins looking gross and skanky with scruffy hair. They don't seem like the skeevy tramp-stamp sort of dudes. Sure, they look like clownish creepy puppets, but they also look rather crisp and shiny and fresh. They look like the sort of guys who would smell pretty....walking into a room engulfed in a cloud of good-smelling cologne. Even when Ingo was in Hisui, I'd bet he was the type to bathe in the hot springs twice a month, instead of just once a month like is customary for Pearl Clan members. When he'd reunite with Emmet and be told he was rather ripe, he'd reply, "Why...I was just in the hot springs a week and a half ago!"

Art credit to: ℃эŁ@cal_1d2d Twitter.

#omegaverse #fandumb fail #srsly tho #dumbest ass crap #troll post #because i can #english bulldogs #persecution complex #gossip #ask me about my million stupid bj aus #submas

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uwuwriting · 4 years

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How would the Todorokis be with their s/o?? Like Natsuo, Fuyumi, Shouto and Touya/Dabi??

I really believe that there should be a spin off called ‘Keeping up with the Todorokis’ where each one of them brings home their s/o and shit hits the fan. I love this prompt and I love ya. 💖💖💖

P.S It’s 4 am and I can’t sleep so please excuse any typos or grammatical mistakes. I’m in a daze. Enjoy.

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Natsuo Todoroki

-He met you at a convention.

-He was in his second year of university and he decided to attend one of those medical conventions, to feel more like a doctor.

-You bumped into him as you were entering the conference room and being as smooth as always, he asked you to sit with him.

-After that your friendship blossomed.

-You found out that you were actually in the same university but in different classes and that’s why you didn’t know each other.

-Being in the same campus helped a lot with the development of the relationship.

-It didn’t take long for him to fall head over heels in love with you.

-He realized just how in love he was with you after a particular brutal confrontation with his father.

-He had been so angry and desperate for comfort that his body responded by itself and led him to your door.

-You of course helped him as best you could, making him some tea and quickly fixing him up with something to eat.

-You could see his anger as it radiated off of him.

-Also the temperature dropped so...yeah.

-You didn’t push him to talk, opting to stay silent and allow him to talk when he felt like it.

-And it worked.

-He opened up to you, letting everything go.

-About his past, about Touya, about his father and eventually how much he wants to just hold but is afraid that he’ll just be like him inn the end.

-He is terrified at the possibility of him hurting you like his father did his mother and making you miserable.

-He told you that he truly loved you.

-You were in tears at that point.

-His past accompanied by his confession was just too much for you to handle.

-You jumped into his arms, wrapping him into one of the tightest hugs he had ever experienced and you just sobbed.

-You said you loved him too and that he was one of the loveliest and sweetest people you had ever met, he could never be like his father.

-Of course at some point he started crying as well and you two became two sobbing messes on the floor of your apartment.

-Your relationship was like a fever dream.

-Natsuo is a fun guy but he’s also one of the most crackheaded people on this earth.

-One minute you’re being smothered with kisses and the next you are being manhandled to the floor in an attempt to get the TV remote.

-It’s...it’s a fever dream.

-He likes showing his goofy self to you and making you question his intelligence.

-I mean how could one person be an astounding medical student while challenging you that he could fit more marshmallows in his mouth than you?!

-He values his family even if it links with his father’s abuse.

-So expect to meet Rei and Shouto after your one year anniversary or so.

-Fuyumi is the first family member you meet and that’s completely an accident.

-You were over at Natsuo’s and she came to drop off some food because he can’t cook for shit and she saw you.

-All the Todoroki’s adore you.

-And when I say all I mean all.

-Even fireball man.

-He doesn’t really like you at the beginning because YoUr qUIrK iSn’T gOoD enOUgH, but later he warms up to you and is actually excited for your visits.

-Shouto claims that you make incredible soba so he automatically worships you.

-Lowkey had a mini crush on you but it lasted for like a week and then he got infatuated with his s/o so you were long forgotten.

-Rei loves you because Natsuo loves you and because you are literally a ray of sunshine.

-Dabi....he takes his time because being in contact with his family after so many years is weird and seeing them slowly building their own families is even weirder, so you get the point.

-All in all, they can’t wait until they get to call you an official Todoroki.

Fuyumi Todoroki

-MY GIRL IS A LESBIAN.

-Change my mind....see you can’t.

-She’s the shy one of the Todoroki group and it shows.

-You have to do the first move and every move for that matter.

-You two met when you were dropping off your nephew off at his school because you are a responsible AUNT!!

-You almost left without him tbh.

-You were being led to the class by him because you had lost every sense of direction.

-Once inside the class you were greeted with 17 pair of eyes on you which later changed to squeals of excitement.

-Kids are weird okay... they get excited from the tiniest of changes and seeing a new face in the class had them ECSTATIC.

-They asked you question after question and you were slowly suffocating by a particular kid having wrapped his arms around your middle and squeezing, until a soft voice was heard from behind you.

- “Kids go to your seats please, and Daichi please let go of the lady.”

- “But she’s so pretty.”

-It took some time to get him off of you, mainly because you weren’t helping.

-You were to busy being in a daze as you looked at Fuyumi.

-She apologized about their behavior and asked if you were okay.

-You, trying to be smooth, said you were fine and asked for her name.

-She answered with a smile and you started talking until a cry was heard from inside the class and she had to leave.

- “I hope to see you around, Todoroki-chan.” you said with a wink and left.

-She was blushing like crazy and barely mustered a ‘goodbye’ before hurrying into the classroom.

-After that you would regularly drop your nephew off only for a chance to see her again.

-Finally, after many attempts, you mustered up the courage to ask her out and were taken aback by her excited squeal of approval.

-Your relationship could be described as the definition of softness.

-Fuyumi is a soft person and prefers tranquility over anything else, so that translates to a relationship argument free and just a ton of fluffy dates and cuddle sessions.

-You’re relatively protective over her, especially after she shares her past with you, and become a literal watchdog every time Endeavor is in the proximity.

-You click with Natsuo mainly because you have your crack moments and he can’t help but vibe with you.

-She’s super understanding and knows when work has been especially hard on you.

-She will make some tea and give you a massage, followed by a mini make out session and maybe some steamy times.

-She introduces you to her mother only after you two have exchanged ‘I love you’s because that’s when she knows that you are serious with her.

-Rei A D O R E S you.

-She lights up when she sees you with Fuyumi.

-Shouto is a little more closed off so you’ll have to try and get him to really like you.

-With some help from Natsuo’s s/o you’ll be on his good side in no time.

-Endeavor was from the first people to meet you mainly because you were visiting Fuyumi at their house frequently and he didn’t like you.

-You two could become feral if Fuyumi didn’t intervene.

-Eventually he warmed up to you.....because Fuyumi was marrying you so he didn’t really have a choice.

-After he realized the importance of family he started having the mindset that if his children were happy he was happy.

-And you made Fuyumi happy.

-Still salty over your nonexistent/normal quirk though.

Shouto Todoroki

-You were in the same class.

-And he found you beautiful since day one.

-So it was kinda inevitable.

-Like come on, you were perfect to him.

-You were beautiful, smart, caring and super strong.

-He fell head over heels after he fought you at the sports festival.

-He spoke to Midoriya about this weird feeling he was feeling in his chest and he diagnosed him with love.

-Okay, Shouto has no idea what to do.

-His perception of love was obliterated by his dad and his mom wasn’t in his reach for advice.

-Fuyumi was an option but he didn’t really feel comfortable.

-So what did he do?

-He googled it.

-He googled how to flirt and how to make a girl like you.

-And you can imagine the results.

-Kaminari level flirting.

-Thankfully you found his attempts cute and finally comforted him about the whole flirting thing, asking him if he liked you.

-He said yes, you know, bluntly and asked you out.

-Your relationship was awkward at first because he had no idea what he was doing and you didn’t want to overstep and make him uncomfortable.

-After some time, and many kisses and reassuring later, he relax and let himself go.

-TOUCH STARVED BABY BOY!

-He’s clingy af and if he traps you in his arms, he won’t let go.

-You’re his now.

-End of story.

-You help him cope with his trauma and encourage him to reach out to his mom and siblings.

-You become his shoulder to cry on/ rant about his father and you are there for him for everything.

-During the Nomu incident with his father, he was really shaken and that’s when he said ‘I love you’ for the first time.

-You were in his dorm room, him having his head in his hands as his breaths became labored.

-You didn’t say anything, instead opted to massage his back and just envelope him in a loose hug.

-Everything he felt for his father, the hatred and the anger, had momentarily disappeared and had been replaced by dread for his safety.

-He had destroyed his mother and their family, but he was still part of him.

-Shouto stayed there, in your arms, and just contemplated about his feelings towards everyone, not just his father.

-And that’s when he realizes that he loves you.

-And he just blurts it out.

-You are taken aback to say the least, but you still return his sentiment.

-He decides to introduce you to his family after that.

-First stop is Rei, who loves you.

-Seeing her Shouto looking at someone like that, with so much love in his eyes, is addicting and she couldn’t be happier.

-Next stop, Fuyumi and Natsuo.

-You go out on a triple date and things are hectic.

-Chaotic energy overload.

-But everything works out and the all of them end falling in love with you.

-Endeavor, tolerates you because of your quirk.

-Not that you care.

-Shouto keeps you away from him anyways.

-A wholesome boyfriend.

-Husband material right here.

Dabi/Touya Todoroki

-Burn me you flaming ball of daddy issues.

-Friends with benefits.

-That’s how it all started.

-Just some fun nights, shared between two partners in crime before returning to murdering people.

-The thing is that, in order to make Dabi fall in love you have to do something crazy af.

-You two were on a mission to spy on Overhauls rookies, when someone spotted you.

-He was about to shoot one of those quirk erasing darts right on Dabi’s back when you pushed him out of the way, getting your quirk erased and hitting your head because of your unceremonious landing.

-You have never seen one (1) Dabi roast 20+ people faster before.

-Your whole body felt stiff and heavy, making even the slightest of movements a challenge.

-Dabi was on his knees in no time, calling your name like a mad man and trying to keep you conscious.

-He scooped you up in his arms, cold sweat running down his spine as he watched you fall in and out of consciousness.

-Even after you closed your eyes, you could here him faintly calling out to you, spewing nonsense just to stir a reaction.

-Once at the hide out, he almost roundhoused Shigaraki’s ass because he got in his way, he rushed over to the new healer of their group.

-After being told that you were going to make it, he disappeared for a week.

-You woke up and he wasn’t there, which kinda hurt.

-Okay, you may or may not have feelings for him for some time now, but of course you won’t say anything..

-You will scare him off.

-Little did you know though that Dabi was getting himself wasted in an attempt to drown his feelings for you.

-His plan failed and he decoded to confront you about it.

-Get it out of the way.

-He came back and dragged you out of the hideout and aggressively confessed to you.

-You two are now exclusive.

-Congrats!

-Things are really chill.

-He worries when you go on missions by yourself, especially after seeing you like hurt after that Overhaul mission.

-Cuddles with him are based on his mood.

-If he doesn’t really want to cuddle, he won’t .

-You can’t change that no matter what.

-You are the only one who knows about his backstory and his family.

-After being together for a long time you encourage him to reach out to his siblings or his mom.

-His dad is a no no from both of you.

-And eventually he actually does.

-He introduces you to them and they have to warm up to the both of you.

-Because having your until recently deceased brother introduce his s/o to you is kinda....overwhelming.

-In the end, they are happy to have their brother back.

-And seeing so happy and trusting with another person, had them warm.

-Dabi deserves love.

-Poor baby suffers and he doesn’t deserve it.

#fuyumi x reader #fuyumi todoroki x reader #natsuo x reader #natsuo todoroki x reader #shouto x reader #todoroki shoto x reader #todoroki x reader #todoroki x y/n #dabi my hero academia #bnha dabi #dabi x reader #dabi #bnha

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life-with-hogwarts-students · 3 years

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Thread of Dorcas playing Persona 3: Portable whilst Regulus watches (Very Out of Context)

(Dorcas is playing as a female protagonist)

Regulus: This unknown boy is creeping me out

Regulus: OO PRETTY GIRL SHES HOT Mitsuru queen

Regulus: Awe Yukari’s cute

Regulus: WHY DOEES SHE HAVE A Gun

Regulus: HOBBYY???? WHAT HOBBY NEEDS A GUN

them: was everything okay?

Regulus: NOTHING WAS OKAY!!! THE STATION WAS WEIRD AF

Regulus: when the game says you need to sleep you sleep

Regulus: 'dont tell anyone what i saw???' tthats not concerning at all!

Regulus: HELMET MAN!!!

Regulus: 11TH GRADE???? THE PROTAGONIST IS SO SMALLL

Regulus: sexism??? in this economy??? its more likely than you think

Regulus: GOOD GODS THE PRINCIPAL IS SO CREEPY WTF

Regulus: 'SMIRKING CLASSMATE????' THATS WHAT THEY CALL THE LIAM OBRIEN???

Regulus: OMG HE LOOKS LIKE A FRAT BOY AND HES GONNA BE OUR FRIEND!!!

Regulus: yukari didnt havve to come for junpei like that but she really did

Regulus: omg junpei sweetie, hes such a himbo but also not a himbo???

Regulus: LIN MANUEL MIRANDA????

Regulus: I dont need to but im gonna ask ALL THE QUESTINs

Regulus: HES GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSSING US HOW DARE

Regulus: idk why but whenever he talks i hate him

Regulus: mysterious old gentlemen?? thats me

Mitsuru: the moon is beautiful tonight

Regulus: SO ARE YOU

Regulus: I THOUGHT SHE WAAS GONA CONFESS

FOR A HOT SECOND

AND THEN I REALIZED THAT WOULDNT HAPPEN CAUSE PEOPLE ARE COWARDS

Regulus: THESE MONSTERS ARE FIGHTING CAUSE THEYRE DISTRESSED??? WELL IM ALWAYS DISTRESSED TOO YOUU DONT SEE ME STARTING FIGHTS EVERYWHERE

Mitsuru: are you ready

Regulus: never

Regulus: DEPRESSION IN THE BUILDING BAYBEEEE -ooo blood

Regulus: FIGHT THE GHOST MOPS YASS

Regulus: oof them good beats im vibing

Regulus: merlin, this game takes the english out of me

Regulus: smollenemy boisss

Regulus: ITS A GHOST PIXIE WITH A HAND

Regulus: THAT HAND HAD A FACE ON IT??? or am i SEEING THINGS??

Regulus: we love the mcfucking stairs, thanks Dorcas

Regulus: aweee ghosties wearing cute pink pyjama pants

Regulus: i wish these hand things fought with their middle fingers, would be so mucch more interesting

Regulus: Shuffle time -EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLING

Regulus: junpei's me; burning my mouth with the hot food knowing FULL WELL THAT ITS FUCKING HOT

Regulus: yukari??? tired?? EXCUSE ME???

Regulus: im love fortune telling lady

Regulus: EAVESDROPPINGGGG TIMEEE

Regulus: apparently rio is Dorcas' beloved lmaoooo

Regulus: YUKARI FLIRTING WITH USSS YESSS

Regulus: FRIENDS THAT ARE GIRLS??? NOPE YUKARI IS OUR GIRLFRIEND (remember they're playing as a female protagonist)

Regulus: akihikos mood changes tho; one minute hes like 'you better be training' and the next hes like 'go have some fun'???

Regulus: YUKARI FLIRTING WITH USSSSSSSSSS

Regulus: WE GOING ON A DATE WITH MITSURU!!!

Regulus: YUKARI DATE WITH US ON A DATE SHE SWEETIE SHES POURING HER HEART OUT TO US THIS IS TOTALLY A DATE

Regulus: LOVERS ARCANA??? I WAS CORRECT THEYRE DATING

Regulus: HORROR HOUSE??? I THOUGHT SHE SAID WHORE HOUSE!

Dorcas: are you ready to hang out with junpei

Regulus: im always ready

Regulus: hes stopping to stare at us??? well, we are beautiful

Regulus: sausage fest??? JUNPEI WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Regulus: what type of life has theo been living??? wtf??? spoonfuls??? my guy does he need help??

Regulus: fuck tanaka, and not in the fun way

Dorcas: you wanna take theo out on a date

Regulus: FUCK YES I LOVE HIM

Regulus: men are cowards

Regulus: the way junpei talks about akihiko is like hes in love with him like dude you tryna set us up or yourself???

Dorcas: you can date any man in this (as a female character)

Regulus: disgusting

akihiko: i dont want u to rely on me during fights

Regulus: thats completely fine we have Dorcas

Regulus: i love being talked about behind my back

Regulus: SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AKIHIKO

Regulus: MOTORCYCLE??? IM EVEN GAYER NOW

yukari: what are we gonna do?!

Regulus: cry

junpei: what type of messed up ride is this??

Regulus: a fun one

Regulus: YAS STRIKE A POSE JUNPEI GOOGLE MAP ALWAYS TAKING PHOTOS BAYBEEE

Regulus: does someone know how to drive a train???? i feel like that would be a good skillset to have

Regulus: Dorcas' making us cry and now junpei's freaking out, great

yukari: how did you know which ones the break

Regulus: ITS CALLED GUESSING -or Dorcas has played this before

Regulus: a yawn-b-gone??? do you mean energy drink???

Regulus: someone pls get akihiko high, he needs it

Regulus: Theo, my sweet boi i love him

Dorcas: someone was injured their car fell-

Regulus: nice

Dorcas: ????

Dorcas: i will cheat to get these questions right

Regulus: not Dorcas losing her cool over rio

Regulus: not Dorcas tryna murder headless ghosties while they couple dance

Regulus: lets get us some boiiisss and by bois i mean personas and not actual bois cause yike

Regulus: oh no, drunk man. we don't love drunk man

Dorcas: Translate 'pan' into english

Regulus: BRAID!

Regulus: Wait- I MEANT BREAD

Dorcas: BRAID?????

Regulus: i cant believe we have to do the test

Dorcas: REGULUS YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING IM ANSWERING THE QUESTIONS

#regulus #regulus black #dorcas #dorcas meadowes #marauders #hogwarts high #persona #persona 3 #persona 3 portable #marauders playing persona basically #very out of context but lot of fun #regulus watching dorcas play and highkey acting like hes definitely playing #regulus should be doing his assignment that is due at 9am tomorrow but this works too

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luminous-shifting-vibes · 3 years

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*sequel* to actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

once again, it's out of context because x1000 funnier

also x1000 longer than previous post

"ur satan is gnc af"

"Bestie I’m already having gender envy over a fucking demon please"

"O_O ODEPIJHFbavevisdpvfhzdcnjawedsidjksjdkoeirjfmkdsoeirujdksodifjndmksoidfjdksidfj ITS" NOT IN MY FRAFTS IS SPEDNT 1 hour PN THAT SHIT"

"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"ohoho sexy"

"I am very proud of myself"

"himbo x edgy fuck"

"YOU COULD SQUISH HES CHEECKS"

"he has teefs"

"SQUASH"

"good for biting 📷"

"he's a himbo basically"

"B͂̒̄iͫ̍̈tͧ̓ͯè̄̇"

"bifth"

"i havent watched blue exorcist in years but mr okumura my beloved </3"

"MY LIFE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"

"is it important information to mention that the person i put up for my turn is the son of satan" "I know like 1 thing about everyone who isnt ranboo lmfao"

"crimes"

"tumblr sexyman"

"idk why but my first thought was cowboy onceler"

"I vibe with him but he is very long and twisty"

"steampunk e-girl"

"steampunk tumblr sexyman"

"Canonically bi crimelord I agree!!"

"OOO FRIEND SHAPED"

"ARTIST SIGHTED"

"they look like someone i would want to be friends with but is way cooler than me so i'd never actually talk to them"

"babby..... would die for him"

"honestly i probably kin him"

"i'm sure he's lovely but he looks way too much like my ex i'm sorry-"

"i'd be down for another rotation! i have another twink to show y'all"

"Also :00 blonde friend"

"Let us all infodhmo"

"Hsjagdvbs shhh im on phone"

"Nix woukd you like to joon?

"skitters away"

"I have two braincells and they both drink dumb bitch juice"

"oof wait whats the order again i have 0 memory"

"i want to bond with him over cosplay-"

"Awkwardly watches in band kid"

"One day I'm gonna a broadway star"

"which isnt to say they were bad. they were just fortnite dancing during rehersals"

"I threw it so hard my glasses flew off and slid under the stage right divider"

"anyway heres my boi"

"emo"

"haha emo"

"virgil sanders kinnie"

"he looks like he listens to my chemical panic at the fallout boy"

"Bro I bet he'd kick my ass with his deck"

"bird man my beloved"

"fuck i had so much to say and then i forgot it all"

"Birds!!"

"guiguhuh"

"crabrave"

"She sounds like someone I would end up stealing her personality"

"yess name collector gang"

"alias glass aiden haven absinthe fish brick rice"

"But I have Cypress, Remure, Genesis, Lemres, and Comet"

"And she's named after a mars candy bar bc alien"

"Hey, if plato went by plato, you can be king thief"

"im not dissing my gramma like that shfojd"

"My dad has seven legal names" "bitches be like *looks at fictional character* *steals their name* it's us we're bithces"

"coraline lowkey traumatized me but i adore it regardless"

"mmmmmm magic man :]"

"°0° green man"

"criminal (affectionate)"

"he would shoplift a candy bar from walmart and then brag to all of his friends about the sick stealing he did"

"despite the fact he's canonically been capable of overpowering a minor deity"

"i would commit so many crimes for him"

"Very babey"

"Yes please tell green man he is very pog"

"he also keeps a lot of dumb secrets"

"but I will sorely miss the chaos and energy of this here chat until I wake again" (by request XD)

"i just say words and if they're funny then they're funny"

"* or extremly chaotic either works"

"at this point we are just taking turns rambling"

"oH--"

"bc my brain has a schedule"

"Hopefully they have gyoza there or I will lose my mind"

"hehe yes spooky man"

"my ghost glucose guardian"

"the head of the undead group that lives there, and we end up dating. (yes I date a ghost, no I will not be taking constructive criticism /lh)"

"ghosts r just inherently sexy"

"i mean im becoming a squid thing so"

"Raven quirk raven quirk!!"

"ł â m p"

"łæmp"

"mothman: ooh lamp you look very nice today! do you come here often? mothman: wait shit no"

"I'd date a ghost"

"mine is still accurate, i am still sobbing (/j)"

"p e e p e e"

""@nick wilde is a tumblr sexyman" is the best thing i have ever seen"

"im sorry im cackling like a dying hyena"

"you're all 12 year olds"

"PEENIE"

"He once caused global warming on accident so he could get a tan"

"god, what a himbo. i love him"

"that reminds me of my friends kin assigned me jesus"

"Man outside of battle be like: princely crying but then in battle hes like: "CATACLYSM! DISASTER! DEVASTATION!" Chill out man"

"Every time I talk about satan it never fails to shock people it's my favorite thing to do"

"im kin assigning him roman sanders" ""Oh yeah he caused global warming because he wanted to get girls" "he what""

"oh damn i forgot satan was straight"

"twink appreciation club"

"give us the twinks"

"my first thought was bottom-"

"so many people to try and get his dad to love him"

"daddy issued"

"OH MY GOD ITS WILBUR"

"Big boy but"

"anyways janus is swagggg"

"........................."

"gib twink"

"give twink then i will share"

"holds him gentle like hamburger"

"This dumb bitch opened a book that said "do not open" and got possessed by a little bastard"

"he is. fragile creachur"

"klug is beauty klug is grace i would let him step on my face"

"If I'm playing swap and I have to hear one more "Pwanet Powew" Im gonna lose it"

"Who is to blame? Pandora or the box?"

"Bakugo isnt my type but I respect the drip"

"i say like my type isnt long-haired pretty boys and girls that look so gnc that people have a history of confusing them for men"

"hes a gremlin and i can appreciate a pretty gremlin"

"that is to say i am attracted to VFlower vocaloid. This is a confession."

"note i am a lesbian"

"You may like Schezo wegey"

"why does he have one single expression"

"soul soul eater passes the vibe check"

"magic wand"

"I Want To Hold His Hand"

"i would commit a war crime for him any war crime idc which one"

"my favorite one is when he sounded rlly gay because he said "Muscular bodies keep me satisfied""

"p e a n u t"

"Klug is a homophobic homosexual its just facts"

"grug from the croods is peak male performance"

"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely."

"tag yourself im the fireworks shooting from the top of the head"

"i like essays"

"central time gang"

"11:11 pog-" (wait... is that a suprise angel number?? yes it is lovelies just for you <3)

"Then again im also a dumbass bitch who wonders what the souls in soul eater taste like. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THEY LOOK TASTY AS HELL!!!! LIKE GODDAMN BRO YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. that shit- it's Bone Apple motherfucking Teeth. hell yea my guy. Im hongy now.... shlorp I'm seriously considering this. Like. They seem kinda like a liquid? But a solid? Are they like jello? The fuck they taste like my guy???? I keep imagining they're like sour, like sour candy maybe? Or do they taste salty? Sweet? Maybe some combo of two? Do they even have a taste or is it about the texture? The sensation? God my mouth is watering what the hell. I am starving. I think I need to go get a cookie. I'm gonna go get a cookie. Brb. I'm better. I'm still craving souls though. Which is a weird-ass cringey thing to say but I'm being dead-ass rn. They just.... look tasty???? And I wanna eat one. Thus. I am shifting to Soul Eater for the express purpose of satisfying my fucking cravings. enjoy"

"points were made"

"jello? more like helloooo schloooAHFJDSDAIDWNALDHSJKDAIDANDM"

"WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANIME GIRL BITING VIDEO TOO"

"anime girl voice: mmm! mm... ahhhhmp!! mmm, mmm... aaahmp!"

"i think it sounds great i'm going to start eating like that"

"several people are typing"

"do these look edible to you"

"forbidden gummies"

"when I was on lsd I couldn't eat my fruit gummies because I thought they were alive because they had little faces on them"

"oh shit yeah don't do drugs"

"anyways general consensus is puyos are edible, ty for your input everyone"

"everypony is a word so powerful it can bring nations to its knees"

"pls the self control it's taking me not to say "hewwo everypony" in gen chat when someone new joins-"

"hewwo evewrypony uwu deaw cewestia i hopwe it doewsnt wain owo"

"ive cooked up a sowution wiwth the knowwege ive acwued. they say a kitcwen time saves niwne, but im just savwing two. Ive gathewwed the inwedients to make a time sowbet. Thewe's hawdly woom fow seconds when the seconds mewt away."

"I had a ten year old sister... you know what happened to her??? very sad, very tragic... she turned eleven....."

"NIIICE"

"Guts dont say the secks word :( /j"

"watch your fucking language in front of the president"

"im so sorry lumi"

"i think you're like ehhhh 8/10 funny"

"now me???? 10/10. Hilarious"

"sometimes i have to take a step back and remember that this is the same guts i follow on tumblr /lh"

""ok every here's some good shifting advice!!! uwu have a good day" "yeah i did lsd and ate fruit gummies""

"i have one setting and it's whatever this is"

"my bitch ass cat just pushed the door open with his fuzzy face and now my sleeping dad is being lulled into dreams by Cosmo Sheldrake's 'Pliocine'."

"me on discord: nick wilde"

"me on tumblr: shifting water! haha funne! me on here: my hermit crabs are cannibals also i want to eat souls."

"im sorry yOUR VIBESA RE JUST SO DIFFERNT"

"u give off older cousin ive never spoken to but always admire at the family gatherings vibes"

"what the fuck"

"BC I HAVE LIBERTU"

"If you adopt me then yes"

"am I qualified for dad jokes???"

"we're all a lot smarter on tumblr"

"I'm like "awww... sweet... sweet little shiftlings... posting such sweet shiftling content... so pure, so wholesome... does not even know abcs....""

"can't think before you speak if you never think B)"

"I'm not responsible enough to be a mom"

"cat pet"

"show us pictures of the cat or i will do Crime"

"maybe thats me being a coward tho"

"MOTH!!!! MOTH MY BELOVED"

if y'all want I can make this a series bc shiftblr keeps giving me more content

#tw drugs #tw swearing #tw cannibalism #tw crime #tw food #tw homophobia #shitpost #out of context #out of context quotes #lumi's quotes

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