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Welcome to the Black Parade from outside MetLife stadium (x)

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the thing about captain america the first avenger is that it tries really hard to sell the idea of Bucky being a macho womanizer. Too bad they cast Sebastian Stan, the master of sad longing gazes you'd normally only ever see in eastern european gay porn.

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I love you Sebago, I would die for you Sebago

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Dogy named Pieceof Shit

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apparently i, who has never edited wikipedia in my life, nor has ever had any desire to, am blocked from editing wikipedia. my crime, allegedly, is block evasion. my ban will expire in 2027. i did not ask.

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I hate being asked what my goal in life is…. like.. idk…?? I want to have my own kitchen… and I want to know every poem by heart… and uhh.. I want to be kissed in the rain … etc etc .. my heart is very little and I dont want it to break

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the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

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I’m running out of people i like

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got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

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if you’re 26 and older, reblog.

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fandom spaces were better when the media creators didn't know we existed and we didn't want them to find out.

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Feast your eyes, I have made Gaz as promised.

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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hear me out… clark with his alien anatomy and going into his rut… finally satisfied with how full his partner is (stomach probably bulging) pulls out but then his cum starts leaking out :( so obviously he has to plug her back up again

he's panting—gasping for air. finally, you're full enough. his skin stopped buzzing and he's feeling somewhat normal again!

"f-finally– you're finally full, sweetie.." he's huffing those words out, his grip tightening around your shoulders that he was holding for leverage. he doesn't even need to use his x-ray vision to see how full you were, he can feel it. he can practically hear it, too.

so it's with a content smile that clark kent bites his lip and pulls out of you slowly, his stomach caving at the sensation of being slightly overatimulated, thanks to his buds rubbing against your slick walls.

he leans in and kisses you right when his tip kisses your entrance goodbye for what you thought was the last time. "you did so well, baby... such a good, good girl, aren't cha?" he cooes before licking a stripe up your swollen lips as you offer him a woozy smile, mind still hazy from the intense breeding.

but right as he was about to get up and take you to the bathroom, he heard it.

he heard your walls push something out of your cunt.

when he looked down–

horror.

his cum was leaking out of you slowly but evenly, small globes of semen dripping down your ass and onto the couch. his eyes seemed dull for a moment, and you thought it was just him using his super abilities, as per usual.

but, no.

he was simply letting the sensations—the buzzing, the heat, the craving—sink back in.

"oh." he simply let out, and your head fell to the side. "what's wron- a–ah! c-clark!" you barely had the time to question him before he used his thick fingers to scoop some it back up and plunge it all into your core. "it's leaking." and he seems so nonchalant about it, almost disappointed.

finally, his gaze bored back into yours, and you shivered at his next words.

"I need to fill you up again, sweets."