#evbos neighbor

[parkcivconfess]

omegaverse. who do you think would be who?

okay this is one of the best asks of all time im serious. read more below because i like YAPPING

🎼. NOTES

* the parkour god is the ultimate alpha, passing his title down to evbo! the entirety of pkciv is, technically speaking, his territory / pack. though he's not very picky about it. thought he was actually an omega for awhile, he was just a late bloomer in presenting

* omegas, betas, and alpha's are all disproportionately balanced across the level's. omegas are often dehumanized as they're usually noobs. the fighter level mostly consisted of beta's or unhinged alpha's

Evbo – he don't rlly gaf cause to him parkour is more important but definitely an alpha because he's the main character. people don't often take him seriously when says that he's an alpha, though. he doesn't care much about those label's and treats everyone equally. is very protective of anyone he considers to be in his pack

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Evbos Neighbor – one of the many omegas in evbos pack (his neighborhood) that he tries to protect. he's a really sweet alpha okay. all of the noobs, excluding the old man, we're either betas or omegas.

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The Old Man – an old alpha who's pheromones don't work anymore but he still got it. teaches evbo how to be the best alpha he can be. him and the parkour villain were both mates in an alpha4alpha relationship before the parkour villain became evil

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The Parkour Villain (ClownPierce) – evil ass alpha that misses his mate cause he died. wanted to take over the world with his fated mate and was DEVASTATED when he said no

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EMF – definitely a beta that (very poorly) fakes being an alpha. it works on the pros really well but in the alpha dominated society of the master level, he's so out of place. humbled by evbos alphaness.

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Seawatt – presents as a powerful beta (or alpha depending on who he's with) using fake pheromones / perfumes to mask his scent. he's actually an omega and really ashamed of it. chronic user of heat suppressants and really REALLY needs to listen to his body. afraid that no one will take him seriously if they find out he's an omega. let evbo take care of you please

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Evil Champion – definitely an evil alpha that fights with evbo for his territory but loses everytime because plot armor.

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🪐. BONUSES

* these are character's / youtubers that aren't in pkciv, in different civs / other's videos, or friend's with the creators. also some that i just felt like adding !

Mysti – an omega in Tabis pack! nests with Tabi and reassures her that there's nothing to be ashamed of.

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Tabi – a strong alpha woman. enough said. hates the way female alpha's (and just females in general) are treated in society by male alpha's. owns a territory and pack #girlboss. nests sometimes with Mysti because she finds it comforting but is high-key ashamed about it. overworks herself.

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Grox – nobody knows what he is exactly but he's really evil and his 200+ charges of slavery certainly don't help his case.

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Joll – beta but can change his presentation to basically anything due to prolonged use of the infinity dungeon's.

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Kibble – is an actual dog and does get personally offended by the omegaverse. really cute though so ig he's okay to be here.

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Golem – he's a golem so he doesn't fit under the same classifications / requirements that, say, Joll does.

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Conk – a fucking talking rock. he is so big and so dumb. looks into the sky

[loneycorner]

I like making discord go crazy over them

[aisdoodling]

Do you think the neighbor ever had to bring evbo food before he became a pro?

[boothefanficeater]

Headcanon where Evbo's pro neighbor randomly found a propaganda book written by the evil champion about the history of parkour and immediately becomes a pkciv history nerd.

[justphilia]

They're my new bench trio no i won't elaborate

[mbirnsings-71]

genderfluids your pro neighbor because the gender in parkciv is parkour- Who needs gender roles when you've got parkour anyways-

[dovalore]

parkour civilization, but i turn the pros into catboys

also both of their names are a nod to Respawn Mechanics by SilverFliesInBlueSugar

design thoughts under cut

GO KITTIFICATION BEAM

both of them

how do their glasses stay on their faces when their ears are all the way up there? beats me, don't think about it too hard

they aren't brothers, but they are friends

though that's likely because chardonnay's simply friendly like that, i'm sure cole appreciates it even if he doesn't mention it out loud

chardonnay

he's a ragdoll cat (with a tuxedo coat) because he's a friend

he'd probably let you pet his head if you asked

there was something about his appearance that made me go, "you kinda look like a magical boy"

naturally, the song i listened to for him was M@GICAL☆CURE! LOVE ♥ SHOT!

the bell doesn't have anything in it and is purely there for aesthetics. it might have at some point

why chardonnay specifically? it sounds like a fancy cat name. also i didn't like the other char names that i came across

his pose is a reference to mad mew mew's

personally i think he'd get along great with bys if they ever met on equal terms, they've both got great hair/fur and are chill guys

cole

tabby cat since they're kinda just guys? like, you see these guys all the time everywhere

he's like the catboy version of the anon icon

what i'm trying to say is that he looks generic, at least his skin does. the first face you see in parkour civilization is just A Guy (and the main character is also just A Guy, but different)

nobody knows what his eyes actually look like, but then again, nobody's seen him without his shades either, so... maybe those really are just his eyes...?

you know what? i think it would be extremely funny if one of the most normal looking guys in parkour civilization had something like that going on with him. his shades are definitely his eyes, he can take them off his face and use them like a submarine's periscope

his tail's just naturally short like that

cole's pose/expression doesn't exactly match the vibes that mewmore's boutique remix has, but it's what i associate with him!

since i mentioned char being theoretical friends with bys, i think cole would actually be friends with peekaboo. or at least, they hang out together in the same way cats would. just mutual vibing near each other until they gotta go do something else

[dazzlingqwq]

parkciv band au we ball......

Evbo: Snare drum. I don't care what you say. snare drum.

360s is just him oerforming stick tricks. Backwards jumps? more like playing eith the back of your sticks.

Ari (EMF): Something smooth, yet powerful. Saxophone or Clarinet, thats what im feeling. Front ensemble, maybe, but im leaning more towards sax/clarinet

Seawatt: Low brass... hmm... Trumbone, Tuba, or Sousaphone. He probably also knows how to play piano and work mallet percussion. He's just cool like that.

Clownpierce: Either colorgaurd or Trumpet. The guys quick on his toes, gotta give him a fast moving instrument.

Old man: Drum major/Band director. no explanation needed.

Ajthebold/Evil champion: Section leader for sure. He also gives me woodwind vibes... (or drum major..)

Cookie god: If the old man is the drum major, he's the band director. If the old man is the band director.. uh.... ppprrriiinnnciiippalll...? i dunno.....

Side character time!!!!

Pro neighbor: Flute or trumpet.. but like really soft. Or a loud flute. yknow what I mean?

Noob neighbor: Crash cymbal vibes.. or base drum. one of those. Probably has volume issues lolll

Alien guy who sells houses: Oboe or Sax. I couldn't tell you why.

Pro who sells houses: Clarinet or Trumbone (maybe euphonium or french horn if this was concert band)

The first pro: Tuba. Probably does a seperate brass instrument on the side.

The bear looking noob who failed the ticket course: The guy ever :) Anyway, Clarinet or Flute. One of those.

The master that dropped ice blocks: Band dropout, but played trumpet while she was in band. Most likely dropped out due to medical issues.

The rich master: Trumpet or Trumbone whos just.. that small bit off time..

Snitch: Color gaurd!!! That or oboe. he just looks like hed be on oboe. or color gaurd.

[doors-worstenemy]

evan actually draws parkour civ fanart?!?!?!?!! no. but she sure did make a ref sheet to draw fanart later <//3 (emf and seawatt are next on my list ^^)

[kursed-curtain]

More doodles!! My designs for the parkour god outfit, as well as Pro Neighbor! My underrated fav

[somerandomicthings]

Parkour civilization kitties because i'm addicted to this thing

I was supposed to do other important drawings, but i became addicted to Parkour civilization and catified some characters.

The collars substitute the boots, should be uncomfortable to wear a diamond collar, but anyway.

[loneycorner]

The masses demanded I(or Nate) put him on a leash

Extra

[2b-vertical-jump]

Evbo's Pro neighbor! Absolutely love this side character, finally got around to designing him

[boothefanficeater]

He's m. Pro neighbor Nate.

I love him actually

[justphilia]

the silly...

[thegreatdezzy]

Parkour civilization line-up let's goooo!

(Plus the pro neighbor, the "jump for chicken or beef guy," and the snitch/ally to make it even cause if it's not even I will be upset)