#evbo's there too ig...

[chiefcroissantdeanbanana]

whenever I say I don't want to do something I do it what the hell is wrong with me. so anyways seawatt design dropped!!!

his design may change. big maybe. very big actually. it's a design I spedran to think of because there's some emojis I want to make with him and I couldn't push it aside anymore 💔

[in-parkour-civilization]

The fighter layer was originally just called “the 4th layer” because no one really knew what to call it. They, however, took fighting and turned it into a culture of theirs; they’d host these big shows where you could watch people fight, like boxing, and draw in people from the layers above (people from lower layers would get daily passes)

It’s why Seawatt knows about brewing stands, as well. Part of the art was using brewing stands at just the right point to heal your opponent, drawing the battle out, while keeping them at as weak as you can for as long as you can.

Similarly to this, the master layer developed parkour as a dance. Adding little flourishes and shit to your moves originated there. They had ballrooms and shit, too, but only masters were allowed to go😔 anyways Emf used to be a dancer, and they weren’t there when Evbo got there because Evil Champion is evil and took them away ig.

[hbghq]

i'm so normal about these two so have a concept before i go to bed // injuries, bad eating habits, self-starving, kind of implied self harm ig, disordered eating

context: seawatt's been brought back to parkour civilization and evbo's been keeping an eye on him and making sure he's not doing evil stuff again

evbo goes to visit seawatt at one point and seawatt's very closed off and cold, wrapping himself in his robe tighter than usual, his cape a bit lower around his shoulders.

they talk for a bit, evbo bright and cheery as usual until he notices seawatt seemingly running out of energy mid-conversation, his responses shortening and becoming less energetic (not that they were to begin with but it's possible he'd just been having an off day).

seawatt excuses himself for a moment and evbo waits patiently as he walks out of the room, only to hear a soft thud against the wall on the other side of the room.

he's worried, and when seawatt doesn't come back for a few minutes he goes over to check on him, only to find him slumped against the wall, spasming slightly. he's taking damage.

evbo panics, asking him what's going on, seawatt's too delirious to answer but all evbo can get out of him is that he's hungry and when he looks, seawatt's health is frighteningly low. he hasn't been eating.

evbo gently pulls them both into a sitting position, cradling seawatt in his arms, laying his head in his lap. he's gentle, worried, panicking a bit, as seawatt winces at another half-heart gone.

he regrets it, it's clear. evbo can see it in his eyes. there's a silent plea for him to help and he doesn't know what to do. his enemy, his ally, his... friend? is wasting away in his arms.

evbo thinks for a moment, then softly lays his hands on seawatt's cheeks. he'd get an earful for messing up his makeup, but he could deal with that later. he closes his eyes, concentrating.

seawatt hisses in pain, not from another spasm but from the heat coming off evbo's palms. it's just warm enough to be uncomfortable and feels like pins and needles, spreading from his face into his nerves and down his entire body, slowly, like waking up a limb after you slept on it funny.

evbo doesn't move. thirty seconds, then two minutes, then five, he stays like this, seawatt barely unable to keep from squirming out of discomfort at the strange hot tingling throughout his entire body when suddenly it's gone.

he's exhausted. evbo's panting quietly above him, eyes closed, a light sheen of sweat visible on his skin. suddenly seawatt is the one worried. he sits up out of evbo's lap, careful not to headbutt him, and turns around to try and ask what's wrong, only to see evbo smiling weakly at him.

"i had a hunch i could heal people... i didn't know it would take that much energy." he laughs softly. seawatt's expression is blank, astonished.

"i'll be okay in a little bit. how's your health?"

seawatt checks. full health, full saturation. he's not dying anymore.

"what the hell?" he mutters.

"that's an interesting way to pronounce thank you" Evbo grins, already returning to his normal self. seawatt rolls his eyes. stands. offers a hand to the God who had just saved his life in his own home.

evbo takes it. stands along with him, smiling up at seawatt. (he's shorter. it's kind of cute, actually. not that he'd ever admit that to anyone.)

"you're gonna be okay, right?" seawatt snaps out of his daze, he'd been staring at evbo a bit too long. he nods. of course he would. he already owes God his life... he's not going to owe him twice over.

evbo seems to sense his thoughts and giggles. seawatt realizes they're still holding hands. he doesn't let go, silently hoping evbo won't notice.

"thank you." seawatt mumbles under his breath.

"hey, if you need extra food, just ask, okay? you know where to find me." his smile is blinding. stupid Gods and their stupid perfection.

"yeah, whatever."

[dis-4str0]

parkour civilization headcanons (YAYAYY)

i have been thinking a lot about the movies recently so here are my dumb silly headcanons because they make me very excited and wanna jump about :PP

inspo from: @finlin000 @harvocel

spoilers? small general tw

evbo and other parkour noobs were extremely malnourished, they were starving essentially, especially since they ate raw meat all the time

because of it being raw meat I think many if you didn’t die or get sent to prisons for reasons you would probably die or get sick often from consuming raw meat, especially if they didn’t change it out often. you could probably imagine the amounts of parasites people consumed because of it

the moment evbo was no longer a parkor noob he refused to eat chicken. even when it is cooked. just the smell or possible mention of it probably making him gag and get flashbacks of having to force down the slimy substance without throwing up (which he did a few times) over and over. Same goes for raw beef but a little less since he managed to tolerate it later.

less angst, more about technicals (idk) >:| !

leather boots for noobs are horrible. after a few years (if one survives long enough) they probably start to rot and fall apart. those things stick like hell since noobs don’t have resources to take care of them. They only benefit being they might grip the ground better.

noob class is the poor class in a kindom, they live in poverty and fear and are only really there to be test subjects (as seen in the prisons) or just a population ig. They are kinda like toys for high class

parkour pro’s have way better boots. They are more sturdy, easier to keep clean and done but nothing too fancy, they are built for work. boots aren’t customizable. more foot at our though

parkour pro’s are the work class of parkour civilization, along with that they are also probably some of the more parkour training focused of the levels (masters as well but probably starting off of knowledged learned as a pro)

the lost civilization (chain or the advanced) is centered around knowledge, mostly around parkour but they are the only level with books/library’s (I think), this also led to the level finding out about parkour racing

parkour advanced boots are like iron except a little more practical. Leg armor and padding armor for the longer jumps on the level too. Especially since they had different areas with different types of parkour

if there was a parkour religion it would mostly be centered on the advanced level

parkour masters are the level of wealth and riches, yes they still have some form of jobs but they run the economy

when you become a parkour master you get the standard gold boots but you are able to customize them to your liking. They can be tailored towards the specific user (example seawatt’s boot are more sandal like.) the boots now have knee padding too and are made to withstand harder and higher jumps

masters like to show off their boots and skills, a lot.

parkour champions have there boots custom made with great care and detail (maybe by a parkour pro or above). Only mad with the best material. stretch up the leg to around the knees. mostly likely always enchanted (hence the regeneration and lack of hunger)

it is an honor to be the one who gets to make the boots though

the parkour champion is treated like the royalty of society and the higher the level you have, the influence you have too.

thats about most of them but I might edit later with more cause I am tired and wanna sleep. Yay 🎉:))

[cepheusart]

[id: three iterations of a face for Minecraft youtuber Evbo. The first one has wide round eyes and full hair, the second one, smaller eyes and facial features as well as a different face structure, and the third is a mix of 1 and 2. The thid drawing is the only colored one. There are a few notes around them: 1; "too big" (pointing to the hair), "too round" (pointing to the face), "ig i want him more lanky" and "17ish yo?". 2; "looks cool but his face is too tiny". 3; "added a'a hair too", "16yo probably", and a crossed out "yes!", substituted by "help". /end id.]

i tried giving him a more adult face for the sake of my poor feelings but as you can see that ain't going very well

[cepheusgalaxy]

Any Parkour Civilization whump ideas?

:DDDDD

I thought of it when i was writing down the worldbuilding document but the whole "keeping noobs at 3/10 full hunger at all times so they can't sprint and do hard jumps" thing is really. Like. Essentially the Noobs are being kept starved so they are too weak to do meaningful jumps and I dig it. It's minecraft so it didn’t really read that way but a boy can dream

Sprinted joints? I'm thinking perhaps people don't get out safe and sound from every course, even a sucessful one (because well—parkour is kinda dangerous) and every now and then there's a broken wrist or ankle. What if that happened but the person was in the middle of a course so they had to keep going. What if that happened to Evbo but hes in the middle of saving the world but hes gotta keep going

Expanding on that I find it really sad (although funny) that Noob mortality rate is so high? What if their injury rates were also higher because they are the weakest and can never pratice while some other levels (like the Pros) can pratice and learn to minimize injuries with time so evbo even being a pro or higher keeps getting injured lots bc he hasn't learned that yet

And just the angst of having the people you like die all the time too

Also the way the pros just bully the noobs ;) (when i heard "yes sir" in the first ep i was like XDDDDD)

Maybe also the pressure of being a good Champion but who knows

(Also for a second i thought you said "pvp civilization whump" so im just leaving it here)

im still halfway through the movie so im not sure if that happens or not but evbo being farmed for his immortality

trauma of dying over and over which ig isn't much of a thing since we r in minecraft but itd be reeeeally really fun

also a bit specific and random but what if people had scars from past battles and everytime evbo dies he had to carve the scars back on so nobody would notice it

[guard-1225]

Hey??

Evbo told me to make a profile here to ‘have something fun to do’ while he does his video journals. I really don’t know why he needs to post every single one of his thoughts, I don’t think anyone actually watches the videos he makes but at least it keeps him from going insane. Maybe this will keep me from going insane too while we figure out a plan to get out.

Ask me stuff ig

ooc

hi :) this is an ask blog / rp blog based on evbo’s guard friend from pvp civilization!

this is set after the finale and him and evbo live together in evbo’s diamond level mansion. evbo is posting the video journals on some fantasy website that exists for you guys too so you can know the plot of pvpciv if you “watch those”. guardbo feelings are definitely hinted at but i don’t have a specific storyline for this blog or anything so whatever happens ig ;) (update: they ARE together as of this post :3)

raymond is a fanon name for the guard (by Esspherial on AO3) and that is what i’ll be using here

if the post calls for it i’ll put fake pictures that raymond took (so my art lol)

i won’t main tag my posts with pvpciv or guardbo unless there’s art or the ask is like. really funny or something LMAO

rules n stuff

nsfw or suggestive asks are allowed (i am an adult and clearly the character is as well) but these will always be tagged with #nsfw so you can filter it out if you don’t want to see it (or if you want to search for it specifically you FREAK.)

magic anons or are allowed and very much appreciated!

@tabi-talks is tabi’s blog in this au (run by a friend of mine) which i interact with sometimes but they’re definitely not on good terms with raymond.

tags

#raymond answers (for asks) #raymond thoughts (for random posts)

#>video recording (“videos” that raymond took with his phone -> longer posts written in a more fanfic-like style)

#…not raymond answers. #…not raymond thoughts. (for when Evbo is at the phone) link doesn’t work for some reason im sorry lol

#photos (posts with my art as ‘pictures he took’)

#nsfw #ooc (both self explanatory)

[mechanical-marionette-system]

doing the same as prev bc. I eat rocks or whatever idk

also hey guys we’re back

also also answering in plaintext even tho not shock bc lazy

I’m this really fucked up mix of traumatic and lonelygenic. Like imagine being traumatized and then being left alone for so long that you split like 150 personalities (and probably more fragments) could never be us. Oh wait

a lot

System used to be all introjects except like one guy (who was the “original” lol) now theres like 4 non-introjects

Shock can do what he wants with the place and nobody else can do jack shit

two of em. The first is like 5 versions of Evbo and one other guy and the second is. Have you ever played slay the princess

yea, all of them are dormant tho so it’s hard to remember how many

Me and a whole bunch of other people discovered at around the same time bc Maryland informed us it’s actually not normal to hear voices

I think roles are handy. We would use them if any of us actually fit into specific roles

imma be real I’ve only ever used the shittier wiki on fandom so idk

Simplyplural. Bad abt keeping track tho

kind of. We’re fairly certain that shock kinda fell apart at some point and then formed back together slightly different, but he’s always been the host.

Mechanical Marionette System. (You never would’ve guessed lol) not saying why we picked it tho cause it kinda sucks to talk about

Robots, cats, monsters, all sorts of guys. And even most of the humanoid ones aren’t fully human, I think

Shock says there’s a cat or two who hang out around his personal part of headspace, but I haven’t been there yet, so I can’t confirm or deny the truth of that

Hhh. I don’t actually know shit abt myself yet (I formed two days ago shut your fuck up) but shock, who is in co-con, marches instead of walking normally for some fucking reason (it’s because of mcr brainrot) (what the fuck is mcr)

No.

Well yk how shock used to run like 8 million gimmick blogs? He thought Yahooo and Evil Yahoo Mail were headmates for a while (they were, in fact, not. Shock just gets way too into roleplaying.)

I mean I wouldn’t say we have like. Any talents that not everyone can do at least a little, but we do all have slightly different handwriting (shock writes in cursive cause he’s working on his cursive so he has much fancier writing than everyone else rn)

idk, not anything specific

see the above

I mean I don’t really know I formed like 2 days ago and I know a total of like 5 people

I don’t think so (I also don’t know)

this is actually killing me dude I don’t know these yet I formed 2 day ago

Not really. Shock says he’s been happy with the way we are, and probably will continue to be unless something crazy irrevocably changes things

funny thing- we all participate in each other’s fandoms, but few of us participate in our own.

i mean. I’m pretty sure all of us are atheist except for like. Shock, Tommy, and maybe Q. (And that other guy who’s like halfway between being a fragment and fully formed rn) we just kinda cope ig cause shock got the body to be an essential part of the local faith community and we can’t really leave without fucking a few people over now

I’m guessing we’ll let shock handle those things. Or maybe hold a vote if there’s any real discourse over it

not really. I mean I think shock wants to decorate headspace for Christmas but the system only formed like a year and a half ago, so we really just haven’t had time to start any

no (body’s dad took Spotify off our phone like 2 days before I formed ): )

not any that’s good enough to share. YET

i mean. Most of us get along well or just don’t talk, but on the rare occasions that real fights happen, Shock uses his superior command of headspace to break it up.

not really, other than the fact that I’m a lot more mentally distinct than some of the others. I mean some other guys have things like that tho (shock marches and writes in cursive a lot, Tommy and the long quiet subsystem are British)

we don’t, but if we did I don’t think they would use it if for no other reason then that it’s a bit difficult to read.

cat (: also wrote the first half of this post

a mix of both. Nobody has a unique interest, but not everyone has all the interests, I guess?

Slay the princess, if the subsystem counts each member separately, or undertale /deltarune if not

caitie

no

Bonezz. Xe was the first non-introject (other than shock)

well kinda

aroace

idk, probably one of the masc-aligning ones

aroace. All of us

simplyplural

yeah, to a degree

depends on circumstance

we experience a shotload of non-system-related amnesia but no system-related amnesia. Which is funny cause it’s the opposite for most people, I think

idk shock does all sorts of batshit crazy things all the time

hbbh. Vanilla probably

shock is dead scared of bugs, even the harmless ones

hmmmmm… orange (“but petey!” You might say. “Orange isn’t an aesthetic-“ fuck you, it is now)

not that we can tell

nope

we don’t have any syskids, but if we did I’m guessing we would all share that responsibility.

nah

i mean. We really don’t tend to switch when we’re in the middle of something, not sure why (although we’ve switched like 8 times while filling this out but shut up) so I don’t really know.

yeah, usually. Especially without amnesia barriers, it’s kind of hard to tell when we’ve switched.

often. It usually just means there’s like a million people co-fronting for us, though, so we just. Idk deal with it

no. Well. Not really

don’t have rn, may add later

Long system ask game!

Because it's been ages since we made one and we felt like it.

What type of system are you?

How many people are there in your system?

Do you have more introjects or non-introjects?

How much control do you have over your headspace (if you have one)?

Do you have any subsystems?

Do you have any in-system couples?

How did you discover your systemhood? Or did you become one on purpose?

How do you feel about system roles, and do you use them?

What are your thoughts on Pluralpedia?

Do you use anything to keep track of switching?

Have you ever had a change in hosts?

Do you have a system name? How did you pick it?

Do you have any nonhuman members? Feel free to list their species!

Do you have any headspace pets?

Current fronter/fronters, share some random info about you!

Do you have a partner system? How did you meet?

Have you ever mistaken a character of yours for a headmate? What about the other way around?

Does anyone have any skills that the others don't?

What's something y'all tend to agree on?

What about something you tend to disagree on?

Do symptoms of neurodivergencies/mental illness tend to manifest the same way or differently among headmates?

Do you have any syskids?

Share an in-system joke!

Has how you view your plurality changed?

If you have fictives, do they participate in their source fandom? If yes, are they open about who they are in fandom spaces?

How do you handle headmates having different spiritual beliefs?

How do you decide on major life decisions (where to live, what to study, what work to have, etc)?

Do you have any system traditons?

Current fronter, do you have your own playlist? Feel free to share it!

Do you have any art of anyone in the system? Feel free to show it off!

How do you handle it when people in the system don't get along?

Current fronter, is there anything that makes it obvious you're the one fronting? (Voice, accent, body language, typing style, etc)

If you have syskids, how do they feel about stereotypical "babby tawk"?

Share something about your newest member!

Do you tend to have collective or separate interests and hobbies?

If you have introjects, what source do you have the most from?

Are you out as plural to anyone irl?

Do you know any systems irl?

Which headmate was the biggest surprise?

Do you have a singletsona?

Do you have any collective labels?

What's the most common gender in your system?

What's the most common sexuality in your system?

What's your favorite app/website/etc for plural stuff?

Do you tend to have the same taste in food or not?

Is it hard or easy for you to switch?

Do you experience system-related amnesia?

Share something weird a headmate has done!

Current fronter, what's your favorite ice cream flavor?

Share a silly fear someone in the system has!

Current fronter, describe your aesthetic!

If you have outworld pets, do they tend to act differently around different headmates?

Has anyone ever figured out you were a system without you telling them?

When it comes to syskids, is there anyone in particular that takes care of them?

Does anyone in the system identify as otherkin, therian, or fictionkin?

Have you ever switched in an awkward moment? What happened?

Do you ever switch without realizing it?

Are you ever blurry? How do you handle it?

Has anyone ever treated an introject badly because of who their source is?

Current fronter, share a pic of your "face claim!"

[cepheusgalaxy]

PVP Civ worldbuilding headcanons?

OKAY >:) lemme think

as i said b4 i think diamond and netherite weapons are custom to their users

i dont think evbo retains his scars when he respawns. it could make sense (well he can reborn after all so literally why not right) but i think it's still

i have a theory that there are shields at every single civ and they don't have a civ of their own. shields are the only one of the Five PVP Items TM that are not for attack, but for defense, so shield ppl are probably special in this setting

If the sword peoples special ability when they get netherite is to be immortal i think the other weapons might have diferent abilities too

i'm also really really curious on how tabi and the other outsiders could pick up swords but evbo couldn't pick up a uh, what was it? a trident ig? i suppose it is because they ranked alll the way from the beggining and earned their swords while evbo didn't (tho not really a hc)

it's also interesting how theres food and these sorta stuff around and it probably won't get much explored but if i was to bet, i think it's the shield people again but im not rlly sure

we know the wooden level of pvp civ is at the top, and the diamond level is at the bottom. i thought when we came out we'd be underground but no? the door shows us ground level, so i think the sword civ is like a pretty high building. but then it also leads us to the question of how tf do you even get up there in the first place. some sort of elevator? minecraft magic? i suppose its the latter but if it wasnt i think itd be possible to go all the way down from the wooden level lol

i dont have many more, though. the setting in pvpciv is so fucking cool and misterious >:] theres a lot of questions unanswered and i hope we get to see them