#evangeline desrosiers

[inmateofthemind]

Have Some TWST Fan Lore Part 2: Corlux Key Seminary

Quite literally the largest of the arcane academies, acting as an "all are welcome" paramilitary institution for mages of all sorts. It is revered for its music program, particularly its marching band. - the description that would be on Corlux's in-game info card if it were canon

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A Very Brief Background

According to legend, Corlux Key Seminary was originally opened by a collective of special forces mages led by a wizard of power so fantastic that he could supposedly create living worlds out of paint and paper. These mages guarded their kingdom of light with such ferocity that they were referred to as 'living locks', which was fairly ironic considering their weapons were shaped to resemble keys.

With that said, however, the lead mage truly believed that people of all talents and backgrounds were welcome to their land if their hearts were 'pure'; after all, unconventional talents had been proved to win the day over and over in the long lens of history. As such, Corlux Key Seminary was created in honor of that wizard and his friends by offering a variety of programs for students to harness their skills.

-------------------- Current Staff {pronouns} (Twisted From)

Headmistress: Evangeline Lighthaven {she/her} (twisted from the Blue Fairy of Pinocchio)

Deputy Headmaster: Sir Shy {he/they} (twisted from Mad Madam Mim of The Sword & the Stone)

Literature and Drama: Godehard Norris {he/him} (twisted from Mother Gothel of Tangled)

Science: Maureen Desrosiers {she/her} (twisted from Maurice of Beauty and the Beast)

Social Studies: Saylor Anker {she/her} (twisted from Captain Hook of Peter Pan)

Mathematics: Jóna Quasar {they/them} (twisted from Dr. Delbert Doppler of Treasure Planet)

Foreign Languages: Augustus Scholaris {he/him} (twisted from Dr. Milo Thatch of Atlantis: the Lost Empire)

Physical Education: Babur Shah {he/him} (twisted from Shere Khan of Jungle Book)

Music/Band: Inti & Wayna {genderfluid & he/him respectively} (twisted from Yzma & Kronk of The Emperor's New Groove)

Teacher's Assistant: Solfilius Bellflower {he/him} (twisted from Rapunzel of Tangled)

'Jacks of All Trades' Grunts: Carnelian & Saul {both he/him} (twisted from Jasper & Horace of 101 Dalmatians)

all staff members created by @inmateofthemind

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Students of Note, sorted by school year at time of 1st Arcane Exchange

FRESHMAN

Orpheus Fairbairn {he/him}* (twisted from King Stephen of Sleeping Beauty) created by @inmateofthemind

Helena Jupiter {she/her} (twisted from Hercules of Hercules) created by @ramshacklerumble

Caelum 'Cal' Sokół {he/him}* (twisted from Jim Hawkins of Treasure Planet) created by @inmateofthemind

SOPHOMORE

Klaus Hasencamp {he/him} (twisted from The White Rabbit of Alice in Wonderland) created by @simons-twsted-children

Puck Pratt {he/him, trans}* (twisted from Peter Pan of Peter Pan) created by @inmateofthemind

Fiamma Trein {she/her} (twisted from Cinderella of Cinderella) created by @inmateofthemind

JUNIOR

Penny Chase {she/her} (twisted from Copper of The Fox and the Hound) created by @inmateofthemind

Ruby Del Zorro {she/her} (twisted from Tod of The Fox and the Hound) created by @inmateofthemind

Kentigern Vaughan {he/him} (twisted from Wart of The Sword in the Stone) created by @inmateofthemind

*= does not participate in the 1st Arcane Exchange

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GRADUATES/ALUMNUS

Kallisto Shroud {she/her} (twisted from the Muses of Hercules) created by @cyanide-latte

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Tidbits & Trivia

Night Raven College and Royal Sword Academy can bicker about having the power; Corlux Key Seminary is content to boast about having the numbers. There are a grand total of twenty dormitories across the entire campus, though the joke among students is that there are actually twenty-three. This is due to some of the dorms having gotten a rebranding of name some years back, but people will use the new and old names interchangeably. It isn't uncommon for freshmen to be deliberately told to retrieve something from one of the dorms using the old name for it so that they will wander around for hours trying to find it.

Corlux Key Seminary is located in the far north of the Shaftlands; not exactly neighbors with Harveston, but close enough that the more troublesome youth of the town are threatened with being sent there if they don't shape up.

Corlux's inclusivity even goes as far as the dress code; as long as the students are wearing academy-issued attire and it's properly clean, they're golden as far as the rules go. This is actually a selling point for students who are exploring their gender identity, or even just for people who want to wear quote-unquote 'gender-specific attire' just for the sake of comfort. Rather recently, one student even turned down their invite to Royal Sword Academy specifically because 'they don't allow guys to wear skorts/skirts there; hard pass'.

As Corlux is currently under the reign of a fae, all students are granted protection from minor cantrips and spells by what is referred to as a 'pulchra osculum' ('beautiful kiss'). This is a TWST-fan!verse term created by myself which I will explain at a later date, but the basic idea is that it's a minor protection spell.

Corlux is officially listed as paramilitary due to their structure not being fully comparable to a traditional military school, though there is a kind of 'honors program' sponsored by official military institutes from across the nations to help those with serious aspirations for the armed forces. The way to distinguish those students from the general populace is an armband emblazed with a specific crown modeled after a symbol worn by a legendary 'Keywielder', as the military-aspiring students are called.

Even if students do not choose to enlist into any kind of military service upon graduation, they will receive top-of-the-line training for a variety of careers. As mentioned previously, one of the school's most famed aspects is their marching band that has seen several of its former members go on to be professional musicians of some kind.

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Author's Notes

As previously mentioned, Corlux Key Seminary is an arcane academy created by yours truly to serve...well, a lot of purposes, actually;

Play around with the idea of what a TWST military school would look like while also having a bit of flexibility for fun

Give the girlies/girlie-identifying folks of TWST a place to be educated since there don't seem to be a whole lot of those in canon (at least from what I've seen)

Place a few extra Kingdom Hearts references into TWST (you mean to tell me that four of the Great Seven are the villains of the Princesses of Hearts, with one of those Seven even being Maleficent herself, because of sheer coincidence? I think NOT, friend!)

Because this is a fanverse for a piece of media, which means we live by the credence 'I did it because I could' xD

This is all in good fun between a small group of friends who are doing something fun with a game we all enjoy. Just let us have our thing and feel free to engage if you like it :)

Taglist: @cyanide-latte @simons-twsted-children @tixdixl @ramshacklerumble (let me know if you also want to be tagged)

[thechaosmuses]

Below the cut is a list of all my canon characters, from every fandom, organized by such. I figured I would go ahead and put this up, as well as an oc muse one, for my oc and canon starters so that way it's easier for y'all to see who is included without going to every separate muse list.

The Vampire Diaries

Freya Celeste Mikaelson Elijah Daniel Mikaelson Niklaus Ryder Mikaelson Kolton Nathaniel Mikaelson Henrik Alexander Mikaelson Hope Andrea Mikaelson Malachai Silas Parker Olivia Mae Parker Silas Xavier Salvatore Damon Luca Salvatore Stefan Lance Salvatore Jeremiah Steven Gilbert Katherine Maria Pierce Qetsiyah Zione Bennett Bonnie Sheila Bennett Marcel Leon Gerard Hayley Jane Marshall Elizabeth Anne Forbes Josette Olivia Saltzman Ryan Nicholas Clarke Landon Maxwell Kirby Aurora Violet De Martel Aiden Matthew Lawrence Tyler James Lockwood Alexia Rae Branson Sebastian Killian Jones Milton Gabriel Greasley Benjamin James Kenson Lorenzo James St. John Vincent Keith Griffith Sean Kieran O'Connell Lucien Maverick Castle TEST MUSES Dorian Lee Williams Sophie Danielle Deveraux Monique Marie Deveraux Evangeline Amaya Sinclair Inadu Tayen Labonair Rafael Alexander Waithe Finch Taylor Tarrayo Cleo Ada Sowande Penelope Eden Park Jade Ivy Young

Containment

Jake Holden Riley Katie Selene Frank Jana Christine Mayfield Teresa Violet Keaton

Teen Wolf

Mieczyslaw Noah Stilinski Scott Gregorio McCall Christopher Henry Argent Allison Artemis Argent Lydia Sophia Martin Jackson William Whittemore Derek Samuel Hale Cora Avery Hale Camden Matthew Lahey Isaac Michael Lahey Vernon Dallas Boyd Danny Keahu Mahealani Malia Elizabeth Tate Kira Jade Yukimura Theodore Christian Raeken Jordan Tyler Parrish Aiden Jacob Steiner Mason Cade Hewitt Brett Lee Talbot Garrett Cole Williams Nolan Andrew Holloway Bobby Adam Finstock Marin Sophia Morrell Braeden Valerie Bardot Deucalion Damien Hemming

Supernatural

Dean Michael Winchester Castiel James Novak Claire Grace Novak Jack Kellan Kline Gadreel Dustin Ward Rowena Jane MacLeod Fergus Roderick MacLeod Belphegor

DC Comics

Bartholomew Henry Allen Nora Francine West-Allen Bart Joseph West-Allen Sara Caitlin Lance Dionysus Arbios Kara Aileen Danvers Winslow Jordan Schott Jr. Clark Joseph Kent Mon-El Lar Gand Querl Dox Music Meister Harleen Frances Quinzel Pamela Lillian Isley

Marvel

Joaquin Miguel Torres Peter Django Maximoff Pietro Django Maximoff Wanda Marya Maximoff James Buchanan Barnes (pre-serum and super soldier) Steven Grant Rogers (pre-serum and super soldier) Michelle Julia Jones-Watson Peter Benjamin Parker Gwendolyn Maxine Stacy Peter Benjamin Parker Jonathan Spencer Storm Kate Bishop Natalia Alianovna Romanova Yelena Fyodorovna Belova Brunnhilde Valkyrie Loki Laufeyson Stephanie Grace Rogers (genderbent steve) Jamie Belladonna Barnes (genderbent bucky) Samantha Trinity Wilson (genderbent sam) Theodosia Audra Odinsdottir (genderbent thor) Lady Loki Laufeyson (genderbent loki)

Stranger Things

Jonathan Ross Byers Nancy Diana Wheeler Steven Michael Harrington Robin Rae Buckley Edward Joseph Munson Argyle Eduardo Diaz Jane Eleanor Hopper Dustin Jace Henderson Lucas Charles Sinclair Maxine Elizabeth Mayfield

Misc

Nicholas Sean Miller Winston Saint-Marie Schmidt Reagan Marie Lucas Leonardo Winston Hamato Michelangelo Chandler Hamato Samuel Nicholas Drake King Benjamin Florian

9-1-1

Athena Grant Howard Han Henrietta Wilson Maddison Juliet Buckley Evan Jones Buckley Edmundo Anthony Diaz

Book Babes

Major Jay Kitahara Lieutenant Lorelai Cathwell Sergeant Major Alary Johann Corporal Erik Mendel Devin Nesta Archeron Elain Archeron Feyre Archeron Rhysand Darling Azriel Cassian Amren Morrigan Gwyneth Berdara Eris Sargon Vanserra Lucien Vanserra Helion Luciano Meridian Tamlin Avri Desrosiers Thesan Addae Koitla Viviane Anera Agnarrson

[sweet-savvy-slytherins]

Hi, everyone!

Developing characters is something I really enjoy, so I had a lot of fun putting together a twin set of MCs! This is the first of the two, Evangeline! I’d love if people would give her a read, and let me know what you think of her!

For clarification, I used the Classified Text Generator in a few spots. That way, I didn’t have to leave any information out, and those who had reached that part of the game would recognize what I was talking about regardless, but those who hadn’t wouldn’t be spoiled.

Name: 

Hypatia Nadine Linwood, originally

Evangeline Nadine Desrosiers, currently

Usually goes by Vany

Initials spell “END,” which she finds hilariously ominous

Gender: Cisgender female

Age: 16 years old

Birth Date: October 20th

Species: Human (despite her mother’s insistence that they’re part Veela)

Blood Status: Pureblood

Sexuality: Openly homoromantic and homosexual

Alignment: Chaotic good

Ethnicity: Afro-European

Residence: A condo in Bristol

Myer Briggs Personality Type: ESTP-A, the Entrepreneur

1st Wand: When she was eleven, Evangeline was matched with a dogwood wand that was nine inches in length, with a dragon heartstring core.

2nd Wand: In her fifth year, after she unwisely challenged Madam Rakepick and had her wand broken as a result, Evangeline found herself paired with a spruce wood wand, this one nine and two thirds inches in length with a phoenix tail feather core. While she resents Rakepick for breaking her first, Evangeline does admit to feeling like her second wand suited her better.

Animagus: Evangeline never becomes an animagus.

Miscellaneous Magical Abilities: Unlike Jacob and Enola, Evangeline is not a born legilimens. However, just like her mother, she is a Seer. (Because that is just like her mother, isn’t it? To pass on the world’s shittiest super power?) Most of the time, this ability manifests in the form of a vague sense or a murky dream. To this day, she’s only had one proper vision, and it was when she was very small.

Boggart Form: Her mother showering her with praise, and saying she was proud of the witch she’d grown to be. This tends to confuse her peers, since it seems so positive—but Evangeline knows her mother. The narcissist that she is, Mireille would never have praised her like that unless she molded Evangeline into her double. That is Evangeline’s worst fear: becoming her mother.

Riddikulus Form: Mireille more or less being turned into a cymbal-banging monkey, with a kazoo in her mouth, cymbals in her hands, and a silly hat.

Amortentia: When Evangeline smells amortentia, the scent is a combination of broom handle polish, leather, and buttered toast. If someone’s amortentia were to smell like her, it would smell like cherry lip gloss, orange pekoe tea, and, again, broom handle polish.

Patronus: A crow. Although they’re best known for supposedly being an omen of death, they’re also believed to symbolize destiny, flexibility, and mischievousness.

Patronus Memory: About a month before Evangeline turned nine, there was a night where her entire family—Aunt Felicienne, Jacob, Enola, and Casper—all let her paint their nails. They all talked and laughed the entire night, drinking cocoa and admiring their nails, and it was the first time they felt like a proper family.

Mirror of Erised: Her family not only together again, but being treated with the respect they deserve. Her brother’s bad reputation erased, the whispers about her aunt for being a squib silenced, and the ghost of their parents’ actions exorcised.

Specialized/Favorite Spells: Evangeline has an affinity for fun spells, like Colovaria and Orchideous. They may not be the most practical, but is that such a crime? Not every spell can serve a greater purpose.

Physique: 

Athletic build, due to her involvement in Quidditch

Strong limbs and a toned figure

5′8 in heigh

Eye Color: 

Dark grey in color

Always decorated with pristine eyeliner and a light brush of mascara

Hair Color: 

Deep brown

Occasionally experiment with different hair colors using Colovaria

Naturally curly, but is often straightened

Hip length (when straightened)

Skin Tone:

Light brown

Warm undertones

Body Modifications: 

One piercing in each ear

Scarring: 

Extensive burn scars on both forearms — gained at 7 years old

Thin scar directly across the bridge of her nose — gained at 25 years old

Inventory: 

Her favorite cherry lip gloss

A bag of butterscotch candies

A hair clip or two

Her treasured leather journal.

Fashion: Though Evangeline consciously tries not to be vain, knowing it was one of her mother’s vices, she does take pride in her appearance, and enjoys looking good. When not outfitted in her school robes, she usually tries to aim for a classy, feminine sort of style. More often than not her outfits consist of trendy sweaters or turtlenecks (never t-shirts), tea length skirts, and oxford pumps. As for accessories, Evangeline is quite fond of dainty earrings and delicate silver rings, as well as pretty hair clips. The one exception to her style tastes is Erika’s sweaters: they’re over-sized, a little more traditionally masculine, and more worn out than Evangeline likes to let her clothes get. Still, she absolutely covets them.

Hogwarts House: Slytherin, house of the cunning and ambitious. It’s garnered such a reputation for being the “mean house” that people always seem to be surprised to learn that Evangeline was placed there. But, as she’s always quick to remind them, “mean” is not a requisite for being in Slytherin. It’s just an unfortunate trend.

Ilvermorny House: Thunderbird, house of the soul, home to the adventurer.

Affiliations/Organizations: Obviously, as first a student and then an alum, Evangeline is affiliated with Hogwarts. She also joins ███ ██████ ██ ██████ out of support for Enola, and, later on, is a member of the Order of the Phoenix.

Professions: After working as a spy for the Order during the second wizarding war, Evangeline builds a career as a grief counselor for magical children.

Class Proficiencies:

Astronomy: A

Charms: E

DADA: O

Flying: O

Herbology: P

History of Magic: A

Potions: A

Transfiguration: E

Electives: 

Divination

Muggle Studies

Both are total goof off classes, considering she’s a Seer who was raised in a muggle community

Quidditch: 

Seeker on the Slytherin team from third year onward

Played one season as a beater in her fourth year

Extra Curricular: 

Art Club

Frog Choir

Favorite Professors: 

Professor Hooch — fellow Quidditch lover

Professor Trelawney — endearingly kooky

Least Favorite Professors: 

Professor Snape — killjoy

Professor Sinistra — uptight

Brother: The eldest of the Desrosiers children is Theron, who renamed himself Jacob after his parents’ death. Of his three younger siblings, he’s arguably closest to Evangeline, since she shares his charisma and occasional haughtiness. Evangeline understood, better than any of the others, how badly he wanted to restore both the Kastellanos and Desrosiers family names to their former glory. No, actually, not their former glory—a new glory, built on talent and respect, rather than on the subjugation of those considered “beneath” them. 

Other Siblings: Older than Evangeline by six minutes, Enola is the second oldest Desrosiers sibling, and easily the one Evangeline is closest to. People can dismiss the notion of twin ESP all they want, but Evangeline believes it. Different as they may be, her and Enola have always been finely attuned to each other. They can read each other easily, and always know exactly what the other needs. There isn’t a chance they could ever be as close with someone else as they are with each other. 

Evangeline also has a younger brother. Helios Kastellanos, renamed Casper by their Aunt Felicienne, is five years younger than the twins, and truth be told, Evangeline’s never had too strong of a relationship with him. It’s not like they argue, or they hate each other. They’ve just...never connected. He’s always clung to Enola, so Evangeline figures that it’s a trade off she had to make. She gets to be close with Jacob, at the cost of being close with Casper. Enola gets to be close with Casper, at the cost of being close with Jacob. It evens out.

Father: Truth be told, Evangeline remembers very little of her father, Proteus. Beyond not spending a lot of time at home, Proteus was more concerned with his male heirs than either of his daughters. Everything Evangeline knows about him, she’s learned secondhand, and even then, it’s very little. Felicienne and Jacob always waved off her questions, telling her she didn’t want to know about him, Enola remembered as little as she did, and Casper was only three when he died. Evangeline knows that he was a Death Eater, and that’s more or less it.

Mother: Now, her mother, Mireille, on the other hand...Evangeline remembers her quite vividly. Mireille was a woman who prided herself on beauty more than anything, and wanted to raise her daughters to be just the same—as long as they were never more beautiful than she was. Though she came from a family of blood purists, Mireille was the first Desrosiers to become a Death Eater, and Evangeline suspects that she got in over her head. It’s her theory that the stress drove Mireille crazy, and that was why she was so prone to paranoia and explosive bursts of anger. One of Evangeline’s most vivid memories of Mireille attempting to throw a pot of boiling water in her face when she was seven years old; Evangeline threw up her arms to defend herself, and she still bears the scars from the attack all these years later.

Love Interest: Evangeline has a big, fat, gay crush on Erika Rath, and she’s not ashamed to admit it. She’d already been attracted to her on an entirely physical level, and then Evangeline had to seek out her tutelage when the Slytherin team was short a Beater. Discovering the awkward, uncertain girl that existed beneath the gruff exterior completely sealed the deal. They bonded over their love for Quidditch, continuing to train together even when Evangeline switched back to playing Seeker, and with time, came to find that they really enjoyed each other’s company. Evangeline could make Erika laugh like no one else, and Erika felt like one of the only people Evangeline could be entirely herself with, even if that meant exposing the ugly pieces of herself as well as the polished ones. Finally, Evangeline asked Erika to the Celestial Ball, and the rest was history. It’s rather funny to see them side by side, with Erika, perpetually dressed in her jersey and scowling, towering over Evangeline, with her pressed skirts and sunny smiles.

Best Friends: One of Evangeline’s dearest friends at Hogwarts is local contraband dealer, Jae Kim. Truth be told, he was initially quite intimidated by her. He couldn’t put his finger on it, but despite Evangeline’s bubbly disposition, something about her always struck him as distinctly...eldritch. Like she was something unusual, and not entirely human. Maybe it was just the way she could flip her emotions on a dime, entirely of her own volition. Watching her be seething mad and then slap on a bright, sunny grin as she turned away, easy as flipping a switch, was unnerving. Regardless, the two bonded throughout their time spent in detention, and Enola is quite proud to boast that she’s one of the few people that can almost wrangle Jae into following the rules.

She’s also quite close with Penny Haywood and Diego Caplan, two Hufflepuffs who share Evangeline’s popularity and social skill. Evangeline likes to joke that she’s “Penny, but with edge.” Penny gets a kick out of it. Diego, on the other hand, did initially have slightly selfish reasons for befriending Evangeline—namely, his hope that she could help him get closer to Enola, who he had a crush on—but ended up genuinely bonding with her somewhere along the way. She’s his favorite dueling and dancing partner, and they trust each other more than anyone seems to realize.

Rivals: Some people might not understand how two people on the same team can be rivals, but Evangeline and Skye Parkin make it work. It’s not a mean rivalry by any means, but it’s an intense one, with both of them aiming to be the star player on the Slytherin Quidditch team. Evangeline also considers herself rivals with Emily Tyler, who reminds her uncomfortably of her mother, and Merula, who competes with her in, well, everything.

Enemies: Logically, Evangeline knows that there’s really nothing wrong with Talbott Winger. He’s an entirely decent guy, who minds his own business and keeps his head down. She has no reason to dislike him the way she does. But she just can’t help it. Maybe it’s his aloofness that rubs her the wrong way—Evangeline’s always liked to be liked, not to mention the nosy streak she possesses and she finds people that reserved and guarded frustrating. Maybe it’s the fact that she thinks he has eyes for her sister, when Enola could definitely do better. (Of course, this is only Evangeline’s perception. If she really wanted to know who had eyes for Enola, she’d have better luck looking at her best friend, Jae.) Either way, Evangeline isn’t a fan.

Dormmates: Evangeline shares a dorm with Rowan Khanna, Liz Tuttle, Skye Parkin, and her twin sister, Enola.

Pets: On the record, Evangeline has only one pet, and it’s a very old, exceptionally grumpy, melanistic Sphynx cat named Toodles. Despite being more or less a crotchety old man in cat form, Toodles is absolutely the light of Evangeline’s life, and she dotes on him like he is her actual child. The amount of money she’s dropped on Toodles is honestly kind of staggering, but Enola insists that it’s entirely necessary. Sphynx cats require a lot of careful care, and if Evangeline has her way, Toodles is only going to get the best of the best.

However, off the record, Evangeline has also grown unusually close to one Thestral in particular. She’s been sneaking into the Forbidden Forest to study them since she was in her 2nd year, and during one such excursion, she witnessed a Thestral foal being birthed. Since it provided a prime opportunity to study the life cycle of a Thestral, Evangeline focused most of her observations on that foal, which she named Melinoe, after the Greek goddess of ghosts and spirits. It took some time to build trust, but eventually, Melinoe and Evangeline were thick as thieves, and Melinoe greeted her like an excited puppy whenever she came to visit the forest. Leaving Melinoe behind is perhaps what Evangeline’s dreading most about her graduation from Hogwarts.

Closest Canon Friends: Jae Kim, Penny Haywood, Diego Caplan, Nymphadora Tonks, and Tulip Karasu.

Closest MC Friends: Outside of Enola, none yet, but looking!

Pre-Hogwarts: Hypatia was born the third child of Proteus and Mireille Kastellanos. She spent the first eight years of her life in Greece, living on her father’s family estate, roaming the grounds with her siblings, enjoying the abundance of wealth at her fingertips. It should’ve been a charmed life...but it wasn’t. See, Proteus and Mireille were both Death Eaters, and neither were much suited for parenthood. It was a household strife with unease and contempt, and if the ruthless mental (and occasionally physical) abuse Hypatia experienced wasn’t enough, her childhood was also plagued by terrible visions. In this visions, an explosion burst in her family parlor, leaving both her parents dead on the floor.

Then, when she was eight years old, the premonition came true. Aurors raided the manor, and in the ensuing fight, both Proteus and Mireille were killed, with their two young daughters bearing witness. The children were whisked away from the home, and eventually sent to live with their maternal aunt, Felicienne Desrosiers. A squib who had fled her Pureblood-supremist family to live in England, Felicienne was hardly equipped to take on four young, magical, traumatized children, but still, she stepped up to the plate, determined not to fail them the way that their parents had.

The first thing she did? She sat them down, and helped them choose out new names. While her family name wasn’t exactly sparkly clean, it carried less of a stigma than their father’s. And thus, Hypatia Kastellanos died with her parents, and Evangeline Desrosiers was born.

From that point on, Evangeline grew up to be a rather well-adjusted girl. Or, as well-adjusted as a girl with her experiences could be. The only real point of concern was the fixation she began to develop with death; she played funeral director far more often than she ever played princess, and was prone to checking out books on embalming methods from the local library. However, she wasn’t hurting anyone or thing and showed no desire to, so Felicenne decided it wasn’t anything to worry too much about. It was simply Evangeline’s way of coping. Throughout the years, Evangeline found happiness with her new family, and despite Jacob’s disappearance, despite Felicenne’s failing health, Evangeline is determined to protect that happiness.

2nd Wizarding War: As the war starts picking up steam, Evangeline establishes her allegiance to The Order of the Phoenix, and starts working as a spy, able to rely on her charisma and family heritage to gain the trust of dark wizards. She’s not accepted into the inner circle, not nearly, but she’s silver-tongued enough to get information from those that are. During this time, she secretly elopes with her long-term girlfriend, Erika Rath. She fights in the battle of Hogwarts, and in doing so, gains a scar directly across the bridge of her nose.

Post-War: Following the war, Evangeline finds that her ambitions have changed. Despite having wanted for years to be a mortician, she finds that the idea now lacks the appeal it did when she was young. Perhaps she’s just seen enough death. Still, she’s determined to put all of her years of research to use. She ends up finding her calling providing grief counseling to children, and, specifically, to magical children. She makes the unconventional choice to train Thestrals as a sort of therapy animal for children who have witnessed death. Her and Erika, now going public with their marriage, also adopt a set of siblings—an eight year old named Winifred, and a six year old named Josephine, the daughters of a friend of Erika’s who was, unfortunately, killed in the war. It’s difficult, considering both girls are old enough to remember and miss their parents, but Evangeline’s grief training comes in handy in helping them cope with the loss. It may take time, but eventually, they do truly feel like a family.

There's a lot more to Evangeline than there appears to be at a glance. Upon first meeting, she seems...well, vivacious. She loves to laugh and lights up a room with her smile alone, and is playful and a little mischievous by nature. She's also quite the hopeless romantic, and ultimately wants to end up happy with someone she loves. Some may say that this makes her pathetic, but she doesn't view it that way at all. What's so wrong with wanting to be happy?

Though Evangeline may not hand out her trust too quickly or freely, she is always willing to provide a listening ear or a shoulder to cry on. Her loyalty to those who find a place in her heart is admirable, especially when it comes to her family, and she would willingly fight to the death to protect those she loves. She always finds some way to show her affection, whether it's through a warm hug when one is needed or a good laugh provided when sadness seems to be taking over. She’s charismatic and enigmatic and attractive, and most everyone she meets consider her to be a delightful young woman. 

And then her smile sharpens just slightly, glinting like light on the blade of a dagger, and all of a sudden, it’s abundantly clear why she was sorted into the house of the cunning.

Now, the image Evangeline puts forth isn’t a lie. She is genuinely friendly and outgoing, and the majority of the time, everything she says and does is sincere. However, certain traits are exaggerated because she wants to present a specific image of herself—or rather, she wants certain parts of her to go unnoticed, so she emphasizes the ones she wants people to see and lets the other ones slip out of the edges of their perception. 

Beneath the girlish laughter and perfect grins is a master manipulator, always poised for battle, whether they be fought with words or fists. The sweetness, the flattery, the pretty little smiles, they coax information out conversations faster than threats ever did. A true Slytherin at her core, Evangeline has long since learned how to use her beauty and natural charisma to get what she needs out of people and accomplish her goals, which are, fortunately, mostly altruistic. Who knows what sort chaos she could wrought, if she put her mind to it?

Total theater kid. She attended muggle primary schools prior to Hogwarts, and you can bet your bippy she jumped on every opportunity to get on stage that she was offered. Notable roles include Belle in Beauty and the Beast, the Wicked Witch of the West (ironically enough) in The Wizard of Oz, Wendy in Peter Pan, and Queen Zixi in Queen Zixi of Ix.

It’s no secret that Evangeline’s one premonition was of the raid that her parents died in. Her siblings all know, and none of them blame her. She was just a child; she didn’t understand what she was seeing. The secret is that, even if she had understood, Evangeline doesn’t think she would’ve warned anyone.

[notrecommendedforlife-blog]

https://www.pinterest.com/elysianfields49/descendants-au/

Descendants AU - Character aesthetic and cloths ideas

Alyster “Ally” & Wilhelmina “Billie” Robin-Kingsleigh

Children of - Alice Kingsleigh & Christopher Robin

Audrey Rosamund

Daughter of - Aurora “Sleeping Beauty” Rosamund & Phillip Astley

Aelfdene “Jane” Le Fay

Daughter of - Brystal “Fairy Guidemother” Le Fay

Geneviève & Elena Grimhilde

Daughters of - Ingrid “Evil Queen” Grimhilde

Chadwick “Chad” Charming

Son of - “Cinder” Ella Charming & Kit Charming

Li Lan “Lonnie” & Li Shuang “Li’l Shang”

Children of - Fa Mulan & Li Shang

Douglas “Doug” White

Son of - Snow White & Dopey

Benjamin “Ben” Rosenthal

Son of - Belle “Beauty” Rosenthal & Adam “Beast” Rosenthal

Harrison “Harry” & Calista Jane “CJ” Hook

Children of - James Hook & ((Helena Gillan))

Siblings of - ((Harriet Hook))

Uma & Frederica “Freddie” & Celestina “Celia” Facilier

Daughters of - Baron Facilier & Ursula

Gilbert “Gil” Desrosiers

Son of - Gaston LeGume & Agathe “The Enchantress” Desrosiers

Evangeline “Evan” & James Abdulla Honoré

Children of - Naveen Abdulla & Tiana Honoré

Irene Thibodeaux

Daughter of - Charlotte Thibodeaux (née La Bouff) & ((Antoine Thibodeaux))

Désirée “Dizzy” Tremaine

Daughter of - Anastasia Tremaine & “The Baker” Nicolas Boulanger

Jaareh ibn Yahya

Son of - Jafar ibn Yahya

Cheney “Chip” Potts

Son of - ((Beatrice Potts)) & ((Jean Potts))

Carlos de Vil

Son of - Cruella de Vil

Skipper & Sterling Smiegel

Sons of - Sam “Smee” Smiegel & Jadis “The Ice Queen” Khione

Mallantha “Mal” Faery

Child of - Maleficent Faery & Hades

Hyacinth & Pyrrhus Despoina

Children of - Hades & Persephone

[audreysrose]

HON Khalid, Jay, Turtle, Turkey, Lyra, Ben, Jeremy, Chandler, Mackenna, Maisy, Haverly, Hannah, Bentley, Sydney, Rory, Brooke, Noa, Lonnie, Zian, Marley, Diego, Jane K, Mary Kate, Cassie, Desiree, Mal, Doug, Evie, Anne, Emmett, Felix, Kiara, Melody, Andy, Winter, Summer, Evangeline, Maddy, Abigail, Gani, Quincy

This is inappropriate. No.

Hot: @khalid-basara, @jaynassar, @deeturkey, @ben-desrosiers,  @mackennadunbroch, @maisy-macguffin, @haverlyarendelle, @hannaharendelle, @n-atua, @li-lonnie, @marykatehood , @malbfaery, @annefitzherbert, @felixstabby, @kiarataji, @melodytritonx, @andreatriton, @winskellington, @sumskellington, @eveningstardubois, @quincydavis

Not: @lyra-k, @chandler-cogsworth, @sydneyandersen, @asuxsor, @marley-yao, @diego, @cassieadale, @ririhiss, @dougdeppert, @evie--grimhilde, @emmett-thunderstrike, @ganiambrosius

[felixstabby]

HON Ben, Jeremy, Chandler, Mackenna, Maisy, Hannah, Haverly, Bentley, Sydney, Rory, Brooke, Noa, Lonnie, Zian, Marley, Diego, Jane K, Mary Kate, Cassie, Desiree, Mal, Audrey, Doug, Evie, Anne, Emmett, Kiara, Vitani, Melody, Andy, Winter, Summer, Evangeline, Abby, Gani, Quincy, Khalid, Jay, Turkey, Turtle, Lyra

@ben-desrosiers​ is not hot. He’s an alright dude but sexy for sure isn’t a word you should use for him.

@jeremypotts​ isn’t all that either, but at least he’s got a good haircut.

@chandler-cogsworth​ has a forgettable face.

@mackennadunbroch​ is good looking but she doesn’t act like it.

@maisy-macguffin​ is fine, but nothing to write home about.

@hannaharendelle has a very clear non-sexy vibe coming off of her.

@haverlyarendelle doesn’t have that vibe but eh, they’re twins so same.

@icemasterbents isn’t really anything special to look at either.

@sydneyandersen is cute enough, I guess, but meh.

Rory looks like someone punched her in the lips at all times.

Brooke is the prettier of the two but she looks too young half the time.

@n-atua is a fit dude. I’d change his hair but he’s otherwise alright.

@li-lonnie is tough and bad-ass but I wouldn’t say hot.

@zianyu is hot, I guess? Nothing really wrong with him but not my bag.

@marley-yao could be hot in a world where she wasn’t so love-obsessed.

@thediegodevil is not, let’s not pretend he is just because he likes music.

@janekensingtons is someone who I feel used to be hotter.

@marykatehood is kind of cute in an alien kind of way.

@cassieadale would be cute if she didn’t seem like she’d cry during.

@ririhiss gives off an effortlessly cool vibe but I don’t know if I like it.

@malbfaery is only perceived as hot because she was cool in the past.

@audreysrose honestly isn’t even that cute, why do people kiss her ass?

@dougdeppert is a walking and talking dork, end of.

@evie–grimhilde is obviously pretty but that’s about it.

@annefitzherbert is not hot enough to be as crazy as she is.

@emmett-thunderstrike is the only man I’ll ever call sexy.

@kiarataji is actually pretty freaking cute, can’t spin that another way.

@vitani-okoro is another really pretty girl.

@melodytritonx has some real exaggerated features and I’m not into it.

@andreatriton is hot, sure, but I think that’s about it to her.

@winskellingtwin has a good face but I can’t look at the rest, she’s taken.

@sumskellingtwin is hot, pretty, sexy, gorgeous, and all of the above.

@eveningstardubois is fine but not as mindblowing as we act like she is.

@abigailpendragon, I actually forgot what she looks like, so probably not.

@ganiambrosius isn’t my type, like at all. 

@quincydavis is someone who is hot enough to act as crazy as she is.

@khalid-basara isn’t my type but also just doesn’t give off hot vibes.

@jaynassar thinks he’s hot shit but he’s just a guy with long hair.

@deeturkey is alright? I never understood the Tweedle appeal.

@dumturtle, same story as the one right above this.

@lyra-k gives off a real whiny vibe somehow, that’s not hot at all.

i need entertainment

[fredcilier]

WIS Liam, Evangeline, Reese, Clarissa, Carter, Adriane, Celia, Rachel, Jojo, Vitani, Izzy, Ariana, Elle, Ally, Myrcella, Maya, Audrey, Winter, Presely, Jane T, Stella, Haverly, Khalid, Anne, and yourself!

Ain’t nobody got time for this. 

@liamdvbois already said he ain’t got no regrets about where he’s at, @eveningstardubois is a strong woman who can choose for her damn self. @reese-dubois is a baby, don’t gotta throw her into this kinda thing yet, ya girl don’t know shit about @clarissa-lb; @carterlabouff‘s dating half the school already, ain’t he? Don’t wanna go giving him any more ideas. 

@adriane-facilier‘s too grumpy to give a shit about most people so maybe she and @cassidystabbington are a match made in hell; my lil sis is off limits, y’all don’t mess with her unless you’re sure she’s the one. 

Just ‘cause @racheladale and @jojohood are on my tourney team don’t mean I wanna be meddling in their private lives; same goes for all them Glee club people I don’t talk to like @ariliki, @ellecharming, @madmyrcellamim, @winskellingtwin, @stargirlvasilovich, and @annefitzherbert. @izzyslade’s already got @gastonthejr on lockdown and you don’t wanna get messy with a couple who’s got guns; as for my girl @vitani-okoro, why she need me to tell her what to do when she can figure out what she wants on her own? 

Guess I talk to @audreysrose enough to know she got her head up @ben-desrosiers‘s ass; @janetobin‘s out here being too busy shoving her nose in her clipboard to realize she got an admirer. 

@mayariverax‘s getting her flirt on and she don’t need nobody special in her life except me to go out and chill with her while she does her thing; @haverlyarendelle‘s doing what she’s doing, and I don’t know, I fuck with @khalid-basara and @thepresleyslim and all but not enough to wanna be meddling in their business, and yeah. This shit’s dumb, Imma pass (mostly). 

i need entertainment

[haverlyarendelle]

HON Khalid, Jay, Turtle, Turkey, Lyra, Ben, Jeremy, Chandler, Mackenna, Maisy, Hannah, Bentley, Sydney, Rory, Brooke, Noa, Lonnie, Zian, Marley, Diego, Jane K, Mary Kate, Cassie, Desiree, Mal, Audrey, Doug, Evie, Anne, Emmett, Felix, Kiara, Melody, Andy, Winter, Summer, Evangeline, Maddy, Abigail, Gani, Quincy

Hot: @khalid-basara @jaynassar @deeturkey @dumturtle @lyra-k @ben-desrosiers @maisy-macguffin @sydneyandersen @li-lonnie @zianyu @marley-yao @thediegodevil @janekensingtons @marykatehood @cassieadale @ririhiss @malbfaery @audreysrose @evie--grimhilde @annefitzherbert @emmett-thunderstrike @felixstabby @kiarataji @melodytritonx @andreatriton @winskellingtwin @sumskellingtwin @eveningstardubois @abigailpendragon @ganiambrosius @quincydavis

Not for me: who?, @chandler-cogsworth @mackennadunbroch (step-sister, you weirdos) @maisy-macguffin @hannaharendelle @icemasterbents (that’s my fam, sickos) Rory, Brooke @n-atua @dougdeppert @madmaddymims

i need entertainment ~

[mayariverax]

WIS Eddie, Gani, Evangeline, Karmen, Hoku, Lonnie, Dijon, Genesis, Amelia, Jane T, Dizzy, Leander, Elle, Emery, Artie, Cassidy, Stella, Freddie, Ally, Myrcella, Jeremy, Audrey, Winter, Presley, and yourself with?

@eddie-delacruz knows exactly who he’s meant to be with.

Who can even handle a bad bitch like @ganiambrosius? Maybe @madmaddymims?

@eveningstardubois would be cute with @ben-desrosiers, right? Or like @anthonytremaines.

@karmeninka is all booed up, lucky her she got the very hot @djcygnet.

@hokukawena could literally have her pick. @leanderambrosius, @carterlabouff, @kendallandersen, or @kiontaji are all good picks.

@li-lonnie could totally hang with the pirates. I’m thinking the pretty ones though like @hookedonharriet and @tobiasslade.

@dijonnoginger can always hmu if he’s bored, I wouldn’t mind. 

@genesis-philip and @javierchvez would be so cute, right? Oh, or her and @lyra-k, they’re both so pretty.

I bet @janetobin could just bibbidi bobbidi herself the perfect childhood friends to lovers romance with Chad. How many times have you thought about it?

For @dizzybydesignx... I’m going with @spencer-thunderstrike or @gastonthethird.

@leanderambrosius still has my vote for @hokukawena.

@ellecharming would have been cute with @levlumos, but I guess that ship has sailed.

@emery-gothel and @novafitzherbert

@rtpendragon should have gotten with @kalasinambrosius, but hey! @ganiambrosius is right there?

@cassidystabbington would never forgive me if I said who I ship her with so I’m going to take the safe route and say music.

@stargirlvasilovich with either @jacksondoppler or @dougdeppert.

@fredcilier with @liamdvbois, sorry not sorry.

@allsleigh should be solving the mystery of why she isn’t with @deeturkey yet?? Like, is everyone ignoring their hot best friends?

@madmyrcellamim can honestly stay with her boy. 

@audreysrose needs to get away from the two men she keeps rotating. Get someone new! Someone like @sonnylemons!

@winskellingtwin is perfectly happy with @emmett-thunderstrike and I don’t think I even have any suggestions anyway.

@thepresleyslim and @icemasterbents, tell me I’m wrong.

And me? I’m just out to have a good time, so if you are too then you’re exactly the type of person I’m looking for.

i need entertainment ~

[karmeninka]

WIS Javier, Jackie, Gani, Evangeline, Hoku, Lonnie, Margo, Carter, Hadie, DJ, Dijon, Genesis, Amelia, Maya, Jane T, Dizzy, Claudine, Myrcella, Aimee, Cassie, Jess, Evie, Mary Kate, Addison, and yourself with?

I know that @javierchvez has lady friends already but I quite like the idea of him and @hailstormvale. They have common interests, appear to be able to converse well, and are in the same attractiveness level.

I’m not sure what kind of person @jacqueline-chavez would like but I know @genesis-philip also has a rodent she talks to, so...

I don’t want to guess wrong for @ganiambrosius, so I won’t guess at all!

I could see @eveningstardubois with someone like @ben-desrosiers, honestly. They feel as though they’re on the same wavelength.

I kind of like @hokukawena with @kendallandersen! He would treat her so sweetly and who doesn’t want to be treated sweetly?

@li-lonnie could work well with @kiarataji, I think! They’re both very active and very pretty and could probably have good conversations.

@margovasilovich is very special to me and I want her to have the grand romance she undoubtedly deserves. @cashforrester seems to be one of the more romantic boys in the land, so maybe she’s on the right track! I’d be lying if I said I didn’t think there was still a spark with her and Hadie but maybe sparks are just sparks sometimes and you don’t need to think more about it than that.

I don’t know how to do this for @carterlabouff, honestly, because if things were different, well, it’s conceivable I would’ve been trying to court him myself. But things aren’t different so... I don’t know. He seems happy with what he’s doing, doesn’t he? I honestly haven’t paid too much attention because seeing him date Hadie was a little painful, but he also has Lucy and whoever else so he’s probably fine. It’s silly to be upset about not being able to date him when he would’ve been out of my league anyway.

@hadieathanasius is someone who I still haven’t seen as happy with someone new  as he was dating @margovasilovich but maybe that’s a biased perspective.

@djcygnet is someone I actually care about a lot, and someone who’s happiness I wish I could ensure. I ship him with whatever’s best for him, for his kingdom, and for his heart. It’s just a shame that those aren’t all the same thing, isn’t it?

I think @dijonnoginger is on the right track with dating another nerd but honestly? I think he and @claudine--frollo could have been special too!

I’m going to stick with @jacqueline-chavez for @genesis-philip!

Maybe @mayariverax could be with a sweet musician like @marcoalandale, perhaps? He’d share an interest without ever competing with her, and that’s important.

I think @janetobin and @carlos--devil have a very adorable dynamic and if it ever became more than friends, I think they’d have fun with it.

@dizzybydesignx needs someone who has her back and doesn’t ever want to disappoint her. @gastonlegume3 seems to fit those qualifications and he’s a very good-looking individual, on top of that!

I did say @dijonnoginger for @claudine--frollo already, but maybe also @hadieathanasius? They get along well and also, if Hadie moves on to someone who was his friend before Margo, then maybe she won’t feel as jealous about it? I don’t know, but if they both move on, I want him to pick someone who would hurt Margo the least. 

Honestly, I find @madmyrcellamim and @oakleyoaken a bit mismatched but it seems to work for them so I’ll let that one rest as is.

I ship @aimeeblake with someone who loves her as much as @djcygnet does, since their friendship is so special. It’s the same standard I have for Margo so it seems like a kind one to have. 

I’m not sure who @cassieadale would be good with! Someone who’s sensitive and considerate, maybe, like @chandler-cogsworth?

I think @evie--grimhilde and @malbfaery have something possibly a little more special than best friendship? I might be wrong but that’s what I see!

@marykatehood chose well for herself -- I think everyone would ship her and @n-atua even if they hadn’t been together for this long already!

@addisonpendragon is really great -- I like her friendship with @keanupelekai a lot, I wonder if they’ve ever considered being more!

And me. Well. I don’t see much use in shipping myself with anyone, given my current situation, do you?

i need entertainment

[dijonnoginger]

WIS Sonny, Zoe, Cici, Evangeline, Karmen, Hoku, Lonnie, Gani, Genesis, Amelia, Maya, Dizzy, Jane T, Kally, Candi, Carlos, Greta, Lev, Zoe, Claudine, Karmen, Myrcella, Jackson, Cassie, Jess, Evie, Mary Kate, Audrey, Jane T, Serena, Seraphina, and yourself with?

@zoe-tomago: Works well with me, I’m pretty sure. Before we were kind of a though, I kinda thought she could get with @jacksondoppler someday. He’s hot and good with robots so, you know, it could work.

@cicicallaghan: I don’t know what that girl’s into, I’ll be honest.

@eveningstardubois: I don’t see her getting friendly like that with just anybody but I think her and @fredcilier would be good together.

@karmeninka: If I was two years younger and she was single, maybe me. But since we’re not, I’ll just ship her with her betrothed @djcygnet even if she always seemed more the type to go for a guy like @carterlabouff or @keanupelekai instead.

@hokukawena: Does she like girls? Cause if she does, I like her with @claudine--frollo and I’m not sure why but they feel kinda balanced.

@li-lonnie: Imma ship her with @ganiambrosius because they’re both good dancers and strong women and that’s fire.

@ganiambrosius: See above.

@genesis-philip: She likes talking to animals, so maybe @cassieadale because I’m pretty sure she talks to animals like all the time.

@mayariverax: Hard to say, maybe @liamdvbois?

@dizzybydesignx: Needs someone who’s solid and there for her. I don’t know if she has someone like that in her life.

@janetobin and @carlos--devil, because it’s obvious they vibe.

@gretagesundheit needs a total hottie who is good at video games and doesn’t mind getting their ass kicked when they play with her and who appreciates her awesomeness and who isn’t squeamish around germs. Maybe @jacksondoppler, I guess. 

@levlumos and @kalasinambrosius figured their shit out perfectly.

@claudine--frollo: Imma stick to @hokukawena!

@madmyrcellamim: A hot girl like her being with a doof like @oakleyoaken is aspirational to doofuses everywhere, I like it.

@jacksondoppler: Become good enough for @gretagesundheit, kay?

@cassieadale: I’ll stick with @genesis-philip!

@jessgibbs: Not sure who she’s into but her and @lishangjr would be hot.

@evie--grimhilde: I like her and @ben-desrosiers, I think. She’s got parts of what he likes from @audreysrose but isn’t someone who disapproves of his greatest accomplishment as king.

@marykatehood: Should’ve given @ririhiss a chance!

@audreysrose: I don’t know, man. I guess @chad--charming.

@sailormoonhawkins: Is so damn cool, ugh. Oh, maybe she could be good for @gretagesundheit, actually! 

I ship myself with @zoe-tomago so far, actually. It’s fun.

i need entertainment

[axel-ramirez]

HON Khalid, Turkey, Lyra, Ben, Chandler, Mackenna, Maisy, Haverly, Hannah, Bentley Sydney, Rory, Brooke, Noa, Lonnie, Marley Diego, Mary Kate, Cassie, Desiree, Mal, Audrey, Doug, Evie, Anne, Emmett, Felix, Kiara, Vitani, Melody, Andy, Winter, Summer, Evangeline, Gani, Quincy

Hot: @audreysrose @sydneyandersen Marley @eveningstardubois @quincydavis @ben-desrosiers Chandler

Not: Everyone else on this list.

I Need Entertainment

[hadleyforte]

WIS Summer, Winter, Reese, Claudine, Lev, Kally, Aimee, Lyra, Artie, Audrey, Jane T, Gani, Evangeline, Karmen, Hoku, Lonnie, Dijon, Genesis, Maya, Dizzy, Myrcella, Sydney, Khalid, Virginia, Evie, Desiree

Oh gosh, um, I’d like to preface this by saying that these views aren’t necessarily reflective of what I actually think would make for the happiest, healthiest relationship. I’m considering this more like... as if these people were a TV show, and I want to see something riveting on my TV screen!

@sumskellingtwin with either @marley-yao or @felixstabby! It would just be so dramatic if she left her boyfriend for someone who was right there on the outskirts of the picture the whole time.

@winskellingtwin with @casperlockex, a few years down the line! A surprise ‘he was right there all along’ sort of story.

@reese-dubois and @carterlabouff! Don’t they have a marriage pact? That’s such a great romcom trope!

@claudine--frollo and @hadieathanasius, because it would feel oddly fitting if it turned out my whole life I’d been the quirky third wheel to a couple who was destined to be.

@levlumos and @rtpendragon! It would be highly entertaining if the boy @kalasinambrosius always wanted ended up with the boy her hometown friends wanted her to be with!

@kalasinambrosius and @lyra-k! I just feel like a girl straight out of Wonderland would be a fascinating fit for a fantasy lover.

@aimeeblake and @djcygnet, because we see so many dramatic wedding interruptions on TV but we’ve never seen one in real life!

@audreysrose and Chad Charming! That moment where she realizes that she’s been chasing the wrong boy and the one who will always love her the most is right there and she loves him too... it would be so beautiful!

@janetobin ending up with someone like @emmett-thunderstrike seems like the sort of thing straight out of The DUFF or She’s All That! Not because I think she’s that sort of girl, but it’s clear she sees herself as that sort of girl, so her getting a Grade A popular hottie would be so fun!

@ganiambrosius is a harder one to figure out, but it would be quite the dramatic shakeup if her friendship with @hemimanawa was just a stepping stone to her ending up with @n-atua.

@eveningstardubois could have an adorable orchestra romance with @marcoalandale. 

@karmeninka‘s wedding has already  been hypothetically broken up in this scenario, so I suppose that leaves her needing a new love interest. Perhaps her best friend @margovasilovich could help her pick up the pieces?

@hokukawena seems a bit obsessed with popularity, so it might be cute if she realized the value of someone who’s not so popular, like @oakleyoaken! 

@li-lonnie is the sort of girl on TV who ends up all alone because ‘she’s a strong woman who don’t need no man.’ But that’s stupid! Strong girls deserve love too, and perhaps she could find it with @ben-desrosiers. A king’s fiercest protector, the person always saving his life, being his wife? How cute!

@dijonnoginger already seems to be fulfilling the friends to lovers trope with @zoe-tomago, I suppose I should just leave a masterpiece of cliches to itself to thrive!

@genesis-philip seems to be getting paired up with @javierchvez a lot in these sorts of questions, but isn’t @jacqueline-chavez the one that is more interested in rodents? I prefer this Philvez? Chalip? pairing instead!

@mayariverax having a steamy affair with her music producer @liamdvbois would be beautiful! And would lead to so much fun conflict when his other artists find out and accuse him of nepotism, thus making Maya question her judgment because people assume she got on top because of sleeping with the boss and not because she’s the most talented one in the bunch!

I’ve always thought @dizzybydesignx and Celia Facilier had something truly special, ever since we were little girls!

@madmyrcellamim and @emery-gothel clearly have some issues they need to patch up -- could admitting their true feelings for each other be the answer to their problems!

@sydneyandersen seems a little obsessed with @quincydavis! I can’t decide if this obsession means she should be with Quincy, or if she should just try to date one of Quincy’s ex-boyfriends in an attempt to steal or copy her bestie’s life!

@khalid-basara and @haverlyarendelle could have great on air radio personality banter that could lead to them succumbing to their attraction! Wow! 

@darlingvirginias seems a little repressed, and like she could find herself having some kind of steamy hookup in the library! I could see it happening with @chandler-cogsworth, honestly? 

@evie--grimhilde seems like things are all neat and tidy when it comes to her and @dougdeppert, but what if it was all just a cover? What if she actually had really intense feelings for her bestie’s nemesis, @umadelmar? Or if Uma’s not her type, what about her first mate @hookedonharry? Draaaaama! Not that I like drama, it makes me so uncomfy in real life -- but I love reading and watching it, I’m sorry! 

@ririhiss is harder to figure out, but maybe she could date @hookedonharriet or @cjhooked? Cause an uproar among her crew on Uma’s ship by falling for a rival captain! 

i need entertainment

[janetobin]

WIS Chad, Elle, Margaery, Dizzy, Anthony, Quincy, Anne, Serena, Hoku, Danny, Katie, Drew, Genesis, Audrey, Cassidy, Rocket, Kally, Aimee, Reese, Lyra, Artie, Gani, Evangeline, Karmen, Lonnie, Dijon, Maya, Freddie, Ally, Myrcella, Winter, Presley, Stella, Sydney, Khalid, Virginia, Evie, Desiree, Melody, Cassie, Mary Kate,

Oh, gosh, I don’t know that I’m qualified for this, but I suppose I could offer helpful suggestions as practice in case I’m ever called upon to do some kind of matchmaking fundraiser.

Chad: If she ever reciprocated his feelings, I know Chad would treat Audrey spectacularly! But since her heart is set elsewhere and @audreysrose is my first priority, then I suppose I could see Chad with a fairy princess like @hailstormvale.

@ellecharming: She and @rtpendragon seem very happy together, but should that not work out, I think she could be happy with someone a little edgier, like @hookedonharry!

@margaerycharming: I think she and Nova are such a cute and interesting couple, but should it not work out I think she could be great with @genesis-philip. 

@dizzybydesignx: Dizzy deserves someone sweet who’s going to be more devoted to her than he’s going to be to his musical career, like maybe @hadieathanasius or @kendallandersen! 

@anthonytremaines: Anthony’s said some fascinating things about @hookedonharriet that make me think they’d be a good match, but should that not work out, I think he and Jordan could be interesting together. 

@quincydavis: I’ve always loved the football player and cheerleader trope, but most of the football team she’s either dated or is too young, so... @n-atua, he’s the only one left!

@annefitzherbert: @annefitzherbert is a little harder to figure out, but I feel like she wants someone who’s the opposite of Chad on her next serious relationship adventure, so perhaps @chandler-cogsworth!

@sailormoonhawkins: I have this odd hunch that Serena and @lyra-k could be a god fit! 

@hokukawena: Hoku seems adamant about being exclusively interested in men... almost too adamant? I’m sorry, I hate to make assumptions, but if my train of thought is even slightly on-base I think she and @madmyrcellamim would be a cute couple!

@dannykensington: and @spencer-thunderstrike! The happy one and the grumpy one, it’s adorable! 

@katie-kluck: I don’t feel like I have a good grasp on what Katie’s type is, but perhaps someone a bit more outgoing than she is like @cicicallaghan?

@genesis-philip: I stand by my earlier pairing of her and Margaery!

@audreysrose: I don’t think Audrey would accept any answer other than @ben-desrosiers. Even if I don’t think he deserves her, after all this time he’s kept her waiting. 

@cassidystabbington: I think she has great musical chemistry with @thediegodevil and maybe they’d have the same outside of their music, too! 

@rocketstrongbow: and @oakleyoaken would be adorable, if their current pursuits don’t work out. 

@kalasinambrosius: I feel like it would be very bad karma for me to say anyone other than @levlumos. I know she says she doesn’t use her magic but I don’t want her to curse me!

@aimeeblake: and @jojohood would be so cute!

@reese-dubois: would be adorable with @karmeninka!

@lyra-k: I stand by what I said about her and Serena!

@rtpendragon: If things don’t work out with him and Elle, then perhaps he’d be a great match for @andreatriton.

@ganiambrosius: I think Gani and @khalid-basara could be a very powerful and intimidating couple!

@eveningstardubois: I think Lina and @lishangjr would make a very attractive couple. 

@karmeninka: If Karmen and Reese aren’t actually interested in each other at any point in time, I think she could be really cute with @jacqueline-chavez!

@li-lonnie: I always loved Lonnie and Jay together.

@dijonnoginger: Dijon and @zoe-tomago make the cutest couple!

@mayariverax: seems like she’d be amazing with @fredcilier!

@fredcilier: See directly above!

@madmyrcellamim: She and Oakley are sweet together, but if they don’t work out I stand by what I said about her and Hoku. 

@winskellingtwin: and @emmett-thunderstrike is a very straightforward and non-controversial answer, and Halloweentown residents freak me out just a bit so I don’t care to wander into more creative territory!

@stargirlvasilovich: would be great with someone else theatrical like @eddie-delacruz.

@sydneyandersen: and @icemasterbents used to give me so much hope in love; I can’t believe it turns out they never loved each other at all!

@khalid-basara: If he’s uninterested in Gani, then perhaps @melodytritonx!

@darlingvirginias: and @mackennadunbroch would be very intellectually intimidating as a couple!  

@evie--grimhilde: and @dougdeppert are so sweet when they’re around each other. 

@ririhiss: is hard to figure out, but she seems a bit interested in @hokedonharry? 

@melodytritonx: Khalid or Chad would be great choices! 

@cassieadale: would be wonderful with someone like... oh no, wait, that’s her brother. Um! Who’s someone who’s sweet and patient like Marco but isn’t Marco? 

@marykatehood: and @n-atua have been together for a while and I don’t want to suggest she be with someone else lest they break up after graduation and I feel like it’s my fault for putting alternate ideas in their heads!

i need entertainment

[malbfaery]

HON khalid, turtle, turkey, lyra, ben, chandler, mackenna, maisy, haverly, hannah, bentley, sydney, rory, brooke, noa, lonnie, zian, marley, jane k, harriet, mary kate, cassie, desiree, audrey, doug, evie, ruby, anne, emmett, felix, kiara, vitani, melody, andy, winter, summer, evangeline, maddy, gani, quincy

This again? Jay, @ben-desrosiers, @zianyu, @hookedonharriet, @evie--grimhilde, @audreysrose, @felixstabby, and @vitani-okoro aren’t ugly. Everyone else can go. 

i need entertainment

[sydneyandersen]

HON khalid, turtle, turkey, lyra, ben, chandler, mackenna, maisy, haverly, hannah, bentley, rory, brooke, noa, lonnie, zian, marley, jane k, harriet, mary kate, cassie, desiree, mal, audrey, doug, evie, ruby, anne, emmett, felix, kiara, vitani, melody, andy, winter, summer, evangeline, maddy, gani, quincy

Hot: 

@khalid-basara

@dumturtle

@deeturkey

@ben-desrosiers

@icemasterbents

@n-atua

@zianyu

@quincydavis

Beautiful:

@lyra-k

@marley-yao

@marykatehood

@audreysrose

@evie--grimhilde

@therubyfitz

@annefitzherbert

@kiarataji

@winskellingtwin

@sumskellingtwin

@eveningstardubois

@quincydavis again

Not My Type But Surely Aesthetically Pleasing To Others: 

@chandler-cogsworth

@mackennadunbroch

@maisy-macguffin

@haverlyarendelle

@hannaharendelle

@asuxsor

@li-lonnie

@janekensingtons

@hookedonharriet 

@cassieadale

@ririhiss

@malbfaery

@dougdeppert

@emmett-thunderstrike

@felixstabby

@vitani-okoro

@melodytritonx

@andreatriton

@madmaddymims

@ganiambrosius

i need entertainment