#eva answers

[c2-eh]

The way Carlos' first thought after getting the trophy was to show Charles. He made him look at his inverted face in the reflection on that podium in the full access video is too endearing. Silly boys winning races. 🥰

i know right and charles' smile after carlos said "you have it" i'm- :') gave us the best pic from that podium

+ adding this because hear me out

[eva-eyre]

Girlblogger Questions

thanks for tagging me @mrsstrangewinter ! 💙

favorite song at the moment

Those Were The Days by Mary Hopkin! i get to perform it soon…

obsession

classic literature, Jane Eyre, Edward Rochester, musical theatre, the band Ghost (mostly Papa II era), blue and white everything (antiques, decor, etc), Twelfth Night, vintage / historical fashion, sea life

style

i adore anything that’s vintage, victorian, and uses the colors blue and white! generally i’d say my aesthetic is also in that vein, with lots of antiquities and that same color combo! i’m a big fan of blue academia in that sense, too!

celebrity crush

does mr rochester count..?

favorite food and drink

i honestly like a lot of foods but some of my favorites are salmon onigiri and guinness beef stew! oddly specific i know… as for drinks, i love black tea, especially with lemon!

place where I’d like to live

i adore historical towns, so really just about any of those, especially if they have cute downtown areas with all those little shops! some of the places that come to mind are Maine, Holland (Michigan), Traverse City, Edinburgh, and London!

hobby

so! many! hobbies! but here they are: sewing, cooking, embroidery, baking, reading, writing, drawing, painting, singing, acting, cosplay

favorite bloggers

i know not all of you are girls etc but i’m tagging anyways :) @unamazing-sheep21 @elizareed @kissing-the-abyss @mistressaccost @burningvelvet @marlocandeea @must4rds33d @thoseveganelves

it’s not mandatory to join! love you guys :) 💙

[born-to-be-mischievous]

Eva stark: baby genius

Send me the first word that comes to your mind when my muse is mentioned!

"Technically two words, but cute. 20s is hardly a baby, though."

[queenie-the-court-jester]

more eva saccharine pleasee

💄 Eva's dyed blonde hair has been the envy of many. It contrasted very well with her dark skin and green eyes. People often staring at you both as you walked down the halls, you were flustered most of the time. Mainly because Eva always made you wear a top that showed off your collarbone and back after a long night of cumming into your insides. Showing off the hickies she left just hours earlier

👠she wants atleast 3 kids, coming from a small but loving family. She thinks you'd look absolutely beautiful carrying her offspring. Often times getting a boner straining against her skirt just thinking about it.

👜 before meeting you she was quite a bit of a player. Breaking hearts here and there, even cumming inside a few to relieve stress. But afterwards? She stuck to you like glue. Suddenly she was tucking that monster dick in-between her legs and only whipping it out if you asked her to

💄 once, some smartass thought it would be a good idea to hit on you. Right Infront of her. It didn't end well for him. Later that night, after Eva fucked your brains out as usual, she took a video of her fully hard cock still inside you. Thrusting slowly and zooming in on where your body's kept meeting. The video picked up on all your little moans and whines. Guess who she sent the video to afterwards

👠Eva fucks you like an animal. She's happy to out a baby in your belly anytime, anywhere. Just make you bring the condoms unless you want to actually get knocked up. The mating press and full Nelson are her favorite positions

👜 if you ever suggest a threesome with Sam, she'll reluctantly consider. As long as it makes you happy, she guesses she can share you with her ex? Let's just say by the time it's finally done, you're covered in Eva's cum and Sam's slick. Sam being the horndog he is, would probably lick it off you

💄Eva has a thing for stretch marks, belly rolls, body hair, etc. She loves to bite anywhere she can reach, and besides it's all natural! There's nothing wrong with that. She's down to do try anything as long as she gets cum inside you by the end of it

[cromulentreader]

Do y'all also think about how Cardan went from telling Jude she was destined to and deserving of death to being like Jude dies over my dead body? Or are you normal?

[thefirstknife]

We're told that at the beginning of the Golden Age "human lifespans tripled" - my impression is that this continues to be a case and that the humans we know are often well over 100 years old. In my head at least, Eva is in her mid 200s. Am I wrong, or is this supported by canon?

I believe it is still the case, though finding evidence is really difficult, mostly because we simply don't have a timeline. I think it would make sense for this to still be in effect because nothing else from the Traveler's terraforming and gifts was removed post-Collapse.

However, the question is also how much of the extended lifespan was due to the paracausality of the Traveler and its gifts and how much was just advancement in technology. Or a combination of both? If the majority of the lifespan extension was just due to technology, then this would've been lost post-Collapse. But possibly some of it could have been regained in the recent years, affecting the lifespans again.

One of the most obvious questions is Eris and the status of Lightless Guardians and aging. She lost her Light in the Great Disaster which was quite a while ago, but how long ago exactly? Long enough for this to affect her? Long enough to be noticeable or not? It doesn't seem to be very noticeable, so either it wasn't too long ago, or Guardians don't age even after losing their Light, or the lifespan is still extended so Eris is just old and it's not a big deal.

Eva is also a curious case, as we know very little about her life. She's very clearly an older woman, but we have no idea about when she was born. There's not a single mention of anything from her youth that would help us place it somewhere in the timeline. Has she been around for a normal amount of time or extended? She made one comment to Osiris (at the time Savathun, but Eva didn't know that):

"Eva. It's been too long. You look as bright as ever." Osiris melted out of the shadows near her doorway. The ex-outfitter snorted. "That's faint praise coming from someone who's been fifty for several centuries."

More under:

This can be read in several ways. it might just be a phrase because Guardians are known to not age. She knows Osiris must be the same as he was when he was rezed and she knows that he's been around for a while, given that he's a well-known Guardian. Or maybe she's also been around for a while and has seen him before; while she aged normally over the centuries, he didn't.

But that also becomes a problem with his exile because that would mean she would have to have seen him for a while before his exile and then years would've passed during the exile and she's still around now, which would make her quite significantly old (and would also prove extended lifespans). But we have no real proof of this.

Speaking of Osiris and his exile, there is one other specific piece of evidence, but it also depends A LOT on how well we can estimate when certain events happened.

Sister Faora! She led the Cult of Osiris at the time of Osiris' exile (and for ?? years after). We know this because she got to meet Osiris merely weeks after his exile:

The weeks since his departure from the Last City have worn on him.

The last time she appeared in the setting (in-game wise) was around House of Wolves; after that, she was no longer mentioned. I honestly thought she died of old age and that this wasn't important enough to mention because she's a fairly niche character.

But she didn't die. She appeared in the City during Season of the Deep. And it's not a story of something from the past, it's her being in the City in the present time because she meets with Shayura who is mourning Reed-7's death (which occured at the start of Lightfall). This now gives us a unique insight because she's a normal Lightless human, and we have two specific points of reference: Osiris' exile and the Witness' attack on Earth in Lightfall. We would just have to figure out how long it's been between these two events, which is where the problems start and assumptions must be made.

My first assumption is that Faora must've already been old-ish when she was the leader of the Cult back during Osiris' exile. I think it's reasonable to assume this, given her position as a leader. I always thought she would've been at least 40 or older at the time of speaking to Osiris after his exile.

The first problem is the timeline of Osiris' exile. We know he was exiled around Twilight Gap which brings us to problem 2: when was that? This leads to assumption 2: Twilight Gap happened at least a century ago. There's some evidence to this, namely Osiris saying the following:

They were young, and nearly a century of navigation through the Infinite Forest had honed Osiris's ability to remain unseen.

But does this refer to the time passing in general or the time dilation in the Forest? So the problems continue. It's basically impossible to tell what's the time span between these events; both the Great Disaster (for the question of Eris' age) and Twilight Gap are notoriously hard to place, even in relation to each other. This has been an ongoing debate for years.

If Twilight Gap is not that long ago - maybe a few decades - then Faora's age could probably be within normal limits, though depending on her age at the time of Osiris' exile, she could be pushing 100 or more. So even if Twilight Gap was less than 50 years ago, Faora could still be too old for non-extended lifespans.

She would have to have been in her 20s and Twilight Gap would have to be at max 50 years ago for her to be within a reasonable current age if the lifespan is not extended. Both of these estimates feel too low to me, especially Faora's age as an established leader of the Cult with a lot of authority. As I said, I imagined her being at least 40-50 at the time of speaking to Osiris.

And Twilight Gap has to be at least several decades away. I find it hard to believe that the Gap happened like 20 years ago; it's always talked about like Guardian history and its relation to Osiris' exile is fairly significant as well, so I'd give it at least a century, which also matches with Osiris' statement. If Twilight Gap happened at least a century ago and Faora was at least 40 at that time, she would have to be 140 right now which I think would suggest extended lifespan. However, depending on how we do the estimates, she could easily also be around 60-70.

But the truth is, we don't know. Much like the timeline, I think this is also very deliberately vague. I think it's very possible that the lifespans are still extended, or perhaps that there is some middle ground. The original Golden Age lifespans are still out of reach but the technological advancements in the current age combined with everything the Traveler has done to the system in the Golden Age allow for humans to push past what we have today. So maybe they can't get to the projected Golden Age 300 years, but possibly being 150 or 200 isn't out of reach.

Unfortunately, we don't really know for sure. We could probably go into analysis of every normal mortal human character mentioned and try to figure things out, but there will be confusing and contradicting evidence all over the place, keeping this fairly vague. And there would also be the issue of individual outliers; either those that live longer or die younger for reasons unrelated to aging.

Personally, I think lifespans are at the very least at least somewhat extended.

[kald-dal-art]

mizzen + 🐾 ? <3

🐾: draw a character with their favorite animal

Fanworks/fanfics that assoicate Mizzen with starfishs >>>>>>

[automatic-midnight]

Episode 13: Lilliputian Hitcher

[nesonkin]

Absolutely in shambles after the To The Moon Beach Episode

[urevilgoblingf]

You are perfection

Aww thanks 🥰😘

[c2-eh]

Hi there! Do you by chance have like… a compilation of hairy chest (/or navel…) carlos? The pictures i’ve seen are so few and far between i’m just desperate 😩 anyway have a nice day!!

YES OH GOD ANON YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE. LET'S TALK ABOUT HAIRY CARLOS. Petition needs to be signed i fear

AND THE VIDEO. Forever thankful to Rupert for sharing this with the world 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

it's not much because he HATES us and always shaves, but i tressure every piece of media where he's hairy. thank uuu 🙏🏻

[eva-eyre]

What's your top 5 favorite books? Also just wanted to say I love your aesthetic 💙

thank you so much! here are my top 5!

1. Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë

2. A Tree Grows In Brooklyn by Betty Smith

3. The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood

4. Twelfth Night by Shakespeare

5. The Secret History by Donna Tartt

[modormouth]

eva angel oc. infant angel that mimics the shapes it sees. it found a shape so inexplicable that it now spends the rest of eternity emulating it, to no avail.

[queenie-the-court-jester]

Hi Queenie! Recently read your cheerleader fic and was wondering how Eva would have reacted if she accidentally got reader pregnant… 🫣

Also love your work!! Big fan 🙌✨

you bet she did it on purpose

Once she gets the news she's overjoyed, going on an immediate shopping spree! (She took you into a dressing room for a quickie, seeing you try on such pretty maternity clothes gets her so hard)

[echidna-auxiliatrix]

I know you posted the thing abt the periods and eva and rgu days ago but it is interesting. Everything at ohtori is filtered through like 5 layers of metaphor and fairytailification before its shadow hits platos cave wall whereas in eva the blood and guts and bodies are so very very real and are likely to end up all over everything. Probably some more advanced comparison to be done here but not by me.

No, I think that's a great observation!

In eva you have the contrast between machinery and meat and at its most extreme being reduced to a warm body (Rei), then in Utena it's as if everyone is a paper thin apparition, the realities of the human body are not given any attention, despite all the very suggestive imagery and outright sexual nudity.

Anthy exists at the most extreme end here just as Rei does in eva. Both Anthy and Rei are vessels, mere symbols, yet Rei's existence as a body is emphasized whereas Anthy having a body is more like it's almost a mere coincidence.

I'm drawn to the scene in end of eva where Rei's arm falls off and the scene in the elevator to the dueling arena where Anthy straight up vanishes. I feel like those are both very illustrative regarding how each show handles the body.

[pinkinsect]

wait can I suggest femlock isagi. I think it's important to recognize that she would be feminine-leaning yes but in such a generic anime protagonist way and then she just. snaps

oh absolutely. here's her in her school uniform + scarf

and one of the iconic snapping panels. + girlkaiser