#eumachia

[lesbianshepard]

Cornelia:

Mother of the Gracchi brothers! Highly intelligent and influential woman who educated her sons and helped shape their political careers. OG Roman MILF

Clodia

Catullus' "Lesbia" Wealthy and highly educated woman who had a talent for poetry (none survives :( ) Cicero hated her and called her "the Medea of the Palatine" (huge W for Clodia) Known for taking many lovers and accused of incest with her own brother (Catullus did not take the breakup well)

Fulvia

The first (real) woman to appear on Roman coinage. Married to Marc Antony (her third husband) and very involved in politics. Cassius Dio wrote "the following year Publius Servilius and Lucius Antonius nominally became consuls, but in reality it was Antonius and Fulvia. She, the mother-in‑law of Octavian and wife of Antony, had no respect for Lepidus because of his slothfulness, and managed affairs herself, so that neither the senate nor the people transacted any business contrary to her pleasure." Plutarch wrote "Fulvia wished to rule a ruler and command a commander and she schooled Antony to obey women." (marc antony is into femdom he's just like me fr fr) Acted as both a political and military leader.

Agrippina the Younger:

One of the most powerful of the Julio-Claudian women and a big influence on behind the scenes politics. Mother of Nero by her first husband. Was exiled for a conspiracy to assassinate her brother Caligula, but later returned. May have poisoned her second husband in order to marry the Emperor Claudius. She was the one to convince Claudius to name Nero heir, instead of Claudius' own son. May have poisoned Claudius in order to make Nero emperor. Ruthless, ambitious, and domineering #girlboss. Fave moment was when Nero engineered a boat designed to sink specifically to assassinate her. She swam to shore, realized her shitty son had tried to kill her (again), and wrote a letter to him letting him know that she had survived a terrible accident by divine fortune.

Messelina

Third wife of Claudius and hugely influential, directly responsible for the execution of several people and tried to get young Nero assassinated so that her own son would have the throne. Hated Agrippina for obvious reasons. Executed for a conspiracy to assassinate Claudius. Pliny wrote a famous (and certainly fake) story of her challenging a famous prostitute to see who could sleep with the most men in one night. (Messalina won at 25)

Julia the Elder:

Augustus once famously remarked that he had two difficult daughters: Rome and Julia. Married off by her father several times, all for political reasons. Clashed with her controlling father on many occasions about her spending, behavior, etc. Augustus passed laws making adultery a crime and then had to exile her for adultery (after killing and exiling her lovers) She was popular with the Roman people, who petitioned for her recall from exile, and was known for her kindness, intelligence, and wit. She never returned to Rome, and died in exile.

Livia:

Wife of Augustus and first Roman empress. One of, if not the, the most powerful and influential women in the early Roman Empire. iirc she was the first woman to be deified. Cassius Dio wrote "Livia was destined to hold in her lap even Caesar's power and to dominate him in everything."

Hortensia

A skilled orator, best known for her public speech given in the forum in protest of a tax put on women to fund the civil war after the assassination of Caesar. She was successful, reducing the number of women taxed down to 400, with new taxes on men being levied to make up the difference. (Using this image of a fresco from Pompeii because there's, surprisingly, no art I can find of her from a google search)

Empress Theodora

Byzantine empress. She was the daughter of a bear trainer and an actress, and worked as an actress and prostitute in her youth. Married the Emperor Justinian and became his advisor, preforming jobs that were usually only done by the emperor (receiving envoys and corresponding with foreign rulers) and helped pass laws for women's rights.

[classicstober]

✨Welcome to ClassicsTober 2024!✨

The idea is to create something – anything – for the prompt. Like other October prompt lists, it can be an illustration, but it can also be text, reference, historical artefact, video, story, translation, pretty much anything you’re interested in from the Ancient Med World that fits with the prompt. There’s no pressure to do every single one, just the ones you like.

This year it’s an ANCIENT HISTORY TAKEOVER! We asked Classicists, Ancient Historians, Archaeologists and Authors we know and love to suggest an ancient personage that they think everyone should know about! And, to combat misinformation and encourage research, we invite you to share your sources with your submission, whether that’s image references, texts, or even a whole bibliography!

✨NO AI USAGE ALLOWED✨

See the ClassicsTober24 Details page for background on each of the names chosen by our friendly Classicists, Archaeologists, Historians and Authors, to get your creativity going! https://greekmythcomix.com/classicstober-24-details/

THE LIST:

1 Regina of South Shields

2 Eumachia

3 Thucydides

4 Cleopatra Selene

5 Pliny the Elder

6 Meleager of Gadara

7 Harmodius and Aristogeiton

8 Boudicca

9 Eritha

10 Vitruvius

11 Julia Felix

12 Homer

13 Zenobia

14 Kallistomache

15 Aesop

16 Elagabalus

17 Iphikrates

18 Tacfarinas

19 Vespasian

20 The Trung Sisters**

21 Marcus Aquilius Regulus

22 Martial

23 Corinna

24 Cleopatra Thea

25 Sappho

26 Vitellius

27 Menander I Soter

28 Crassus

29 Phryne

30 Flavius Cerialis

31 Sejanus

*Ancient Greece and Rome and other near-Mediterranean Ancient cultures

**wildcard!

[romegreeceart]

Statue of Eumachia

Pompeii

1st century CE

British Museum; (Exhibition: Life and Death in Pompeii and Herculaneum)

source: Smuconlaw., CC BY-SA 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0, via Wikimedia Commons

FeminaeRomanae/Eumachia

[shellsnroses]

Commission of Eumachia, priestess of the imperial cult of Pompeii for @ubiest .

[dererumgestarum]

THREE WOMEN/THREE PATRONS

In stark contrast to ancient Greece, the Romans had no use for the cult of the artist. The native sculptors, painters, mosaicists, and goldsmiths produced copies of Greek works or adapted from Greek sources, were freedmen or slaves whose names are not preserved and whose personal contribution to their work was minimal. When Roman patrons commissioned works from Greek artists (or looted masterpieces by classical artists), those names were often dutifully recorded. Architects were also freedmen, but commanded a little more respect, perhaps because the Romans knew that in this area their architects surpassed Greece in technical ability and iinnovation.

We also know that while the Roman elite recognized and valued high degrees of technical skill workmanship in the artists they patronized, the viewed those manual abilities as inappropriate for members of their own class and looked askance at their social peers who attempted to practice the visual arts. Capable emperors like Hadrian and Julian who took an interest in a manual activities including art, were thought to have degraded the purple in doing so.

Roman art has therefore been largely viewed as the product of an elite patron, who had no direct experience of making art, but whose taste, education, and class informed his/her choices of style, iconography and materials. The work art expresses the patron’s concerns, ambitions, and assumptions, without ever being “expressive” in the psycho-personal, modern sense. Unlike their Greek counterparts, the role of patron in ancient Rome was much more open to women. The following three examples demonstrate the real ways in which privileged Roman women used artistic patronage to assert themselves in the public sphere and to exercise limited, but meaningful, forms of political power.

I. EUMACHIA OF POMPEII

Nearly everything known today about Eumachia stems from epigraphic inscriptions found in Pompeii. The longer of two inscriptions on the building bearing her name adjacent to the Forum identifies her as the priestess of the cult of Venus Pompeiana. The priestess was the sole female member of the city council. Obtaining the position required great wealth and high social rank and the same inscription suggests Eumachia had both: she was the heiress of a successful brick and tile manufacturer and the wife of a patrician duumvir.

In addition to her role as priestess, Eumachia was the patron of Pompeii’s fuller’s guild. In the second decade of the 1st century, she paid for the construction of an enormous elegant building, which served as the meeting place and/or the workshop for the guild. A togate statue representing Eumachia placed in a niche inside the building was donated by the guild in her honor. The inscription also notes that the building was the building was dedicated to Concord and the pax augusta, which indicated that Eumachia wished to be known as a supporter of the imperial government.

Eumachia also commissioned the largest tomb in Pompeii. The elaborate monument exceeded the city’s limits placed on tomb size and surpassed the size of the mausolea of her male colleagues on the council.

II. AGRIPPINA THE ELDER

The daughter of Marcus Agrippa and Augustus’ daughter Julia was married to Germanicus, the most esteemed and capable general in Rome’s history and the adoptive son of Tiberius. After the untimely death of Germanicus, Agrippina actively promoted the sons of Germanicus as potential heirs to Tiberius. In pursuit of this goal, she commissioned one of the most important works of Roman art, the so-called Grand Camée de France.

The largest cameo to survive from antiquity was probably given to Tiberius, who is depicted at the center of the middle register. In the upper register, which signifies the divine realm, the deified Augustus is joined by Drusus and Germanicus. Seated next to Tiberius in the realm of the living is Livia (which dates the cameo to before AD 27). Alsc present are Germanicus and Agrippina with their sons Nero Julius Cæsar, Drusus, and Gaius (Caligula). After the death of their father, the older two boys were adopted by Tiberius. Both were dead by AD 31. Below, captive barbarians served to remind Tiberius of the glorious victories of Germanicus.

Following the example of Augustus, the Julio-Claudians were avid collectors of cameos and intaglios. Agrippina would have been familiar with the most accomplished gem carvers and the works they produced, including the Gemma Augusta. The size, refinement and complexity of the Grand Camée could not have failed to make an impression on Tiberius and Agrippina’s goal was eventually fulfilled: Caligula inherited the throne after the rest of his family, including Agrippina, was exterminated during the ascendancy of Sejanus. The priceless object proves that with access to unlimited resources Roman women could surpass their male counterparts in the commissioning of lavish artworks designed to serve as instruments of political power.

III. GALLA PLACIDIA

Galla Placidia was the daughter of Emperor Theodosius I, the sister of the Emperors Arcadius and Honorius, the mother of Emperor Valentinian III, and the aunt of Emperor Theodosius II. She was given the title Augusta in 421. Galla Placidia, Eudoxia, the wife of Theodosius II, and Pulcheria, the sister of Theodosius II effectively ran the eastern and western empires together during the minorities of Valentinian III and Theodosius II.

As the de facto ruler of the western empire, Galla Placidia engaged in many acts of imperial architecture patronage. She restored the churches of San Paolo fuori le mure in Rome and the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem. In Ravenna, she founded the basilica of San Giovanni Evangelista and commissioned the building known today as the Mausoleum of Galla Placidia, which was in fact an Oratory, attached to the narthex of the palace chapel of Santa Croce. After her death in 450, Galla Placidia was buried in the Theodosian family mausoleum in Old Saint Peter’s in Rome. The sarcophagi currently in the oratory, long identified as those of Galla Placidia, Constanius III and Valentinian III, were placed there at a later date.

The interior decoration of the oratory is the product of Galla’s refined tastes and unlimited resources. The mosaic depicting Christ as the Good Shepherd is a masterpiece of Late Antique art, seemlessly combining elements of Greek pastoral imagery, classical figuration, and imperial Roman iconography.

The mosaic representing a saint with a flaming grille was traditionally thought to depict St Lawrence. It has been argued,* however, that this panel represents the Spanish Saint Vincent of Saragossa. Evidence for this theory includes the facts that 1) Galla Placidia had Spanish connections through her first husband, Ataulf, the King of the Visigoths; 2) St. Vincent was martyred by drowning at sea, and Galla had founded San Giovanni Evangelista after she and her children had been delivered from a shipwreck; and 3) Prudentius's fifth century Passio Sancti Vincent Martyris recounts how Vincent was ordered to disclose his sacred books, so they could be burned. This explains the conspicuous representation of a late antique bookpress, containing the labeled codices of the Gospels, which has no satisfactory explanation in the story of St. Lawrence. This interpretation ties Galla Placidia personally to the mosaic program, proving that female patrons (of this class) had the freedom to commemorate their own experiences and personalize, not just pay for, official monuments.

(*) Mackie, Gillian, “New Light on the So-Called Saint Lawrence Panel at the Mausoleum of Galla Placidia, Ravenna". Gesta 29:1 (1990), 54–60.

[carloskaplan]

Estatua de Eumachia, sacerdotisa de Venus e dona dun lanificio, atopada ao leste do Foro de Pompeia

[wingardiumleafiosa-blog]

Last Week of Summer Courses

I have the final for my class on Pompeii and the cities of Vesuvius tomorrow! 

I have a series of potential essay prompts I’ll have to write about, so I’ll maybe write a paragraph about each that can potentially be expanded into a full essay here :)

PART 1

1) Considering what you’ve learned regarding the history of excavations in Herculaneum and Pompeii from the early 18th century to the present, what are the pros and cons of further excavation at these sites? 

The excavations in Herculaneum and Pompeii were done in destructive and haphazard ways. They used gunpowder to excavate the sites, looking for artwork to loot. If they didn’t deem it as being valuable enough to them, they quite literally threw it away. Not only did they not record their findings, or draw the art they discovered, but they actively discouraged the practice until much later. Modern archaeology has come a long way since then, and in my opinion, it seems that it would be a waste to stop excavating only after learning better methods. Excavation now is significantly less invasive, and recording findings is now easier than ever. The upside to continued excavation is that there’s still so much left to learn about these peoples and the way their society functioned. We have a lot of unanswered questions still, and further excavation could illuminate those answers. The downside is, of course, that preservation is painfully difficult. Conservation is already hard to manage for the sites, and adding more to worry about could spread the resources too thin.

2) What do you feel the priorities should be for archaeologists and Italian officials? Why? Ultimately, do you think we should continue to excavate the ancient Roman cities of Vesuvius? Why or why not?

I touched on this a bit above, but I think we should continue to excavate the ancient Roman cities of Vesuvius. There’s still so much left to discover, and it seems like a huge waste to stop excavations only after we finally learn less invasive techniques and have a more complete historical framework to place findings into. 

3) Based on what you’ve learned in regards to entertainment, religion, and bathing in Pompeii, discuss how the archaeological evidence from Pompeii reveals information about the lives and roles of women in Roman Campania. Feel free to discuss relevant buildings, artifacts, paintings, inscriptions, sculptures, monuments, and forensic evidence to help support your claims.

The House of Julia Felix shows that women could be wealthy and own property in Pompeii. She rented out these properties, as evidenced by surviving documents and advertisements found. Her property was filled with unique paintings and statues. Julia was an influential business woman, and her villa reflects this.

 Another woman with significant status in Pompeii is Eumachia. She married into a powerful family in Pompeii, and became the matron of the Concordia Augustus and the fullers, who constructed a statue in her honor. She funded the Building of Eumachia to gain even more status for her and her son, Marcus Fronto. Even her tomb was impressive; rather than a monument, she had a complete building to rest in.

 While these two women do show that social mobility and self-agency was possible, it was not the case for all women in Pompeii. Women were still denied the right to vote or hold office, nestling them between the upper-class and the slave-class. They could not sit in prime theater seats, and were relegated to stay with the slaves regardless of their own social status. 

They could become gladiatrices, however, and fight in the arena. They could participate in sports, and artistry portrays them running, throwing discus, and playing ball games. It’s not yet known how common this was; archaeologists and historians used to think it never even happened at all, but recent findings have debunked that.

 It is also still unknown how many brothels Pompeii had, but it’s highly likely that women and slaves were regularly used for sex. There is highly sexual graffiti, countless lewd wall paintings, and a tax on prostitution. Young girls were married off, with a premium placed on virginity. These all point to the likelihood of sex having been a thriving industry, but most women involved had little say in the matter. 

TL;DR

The life you held as a woman in Pompeii was related to your social status, but even if you belonged to the upper echelons of society, you wouldn’t have much agency in your life. Eumachia and Julia Felix did enjoy more freedom and luxuries than the average Pompeian woman, and they prove that social mobility was possible; just less common.

[spookydarlings]

Lame but seeing Eumachia’s building was the highlight of my trip. She was this incredible lady who established her own place in Pompeiian society. She was a priestess and a shrewd businesswoman. This is the building she built with her own money, to house her own business, right next to the forum. Yeah, Eumachia was a BIG FUCKING DEAL.

[neapolis-neapolis]

Concordia Augusta (I sec.), dall'Edificio di Eumachia - Pompei, Museo Archeologico Nazionale, Napoli.

[bunnysrph]

hi! can you please make a list of ancient roman inspired names, including some that are less common/not straight from mainstream mythology? thank you!

—  𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒

below is a list of ANCIENT ROMAN inspired names. they are in alphabetical order, and split into 'masculine' and 'feminine' and 'unisex', for easier access. please LIKE / REBLOG if you find this list useful!

—  𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄

Accius

Acilius

Acutius

Adiutor

Aedius

Aelianus / Aelius

Aemilianus / Aemilius

Aetius

Africanus / Afranius

Agathus

Agellus

Agricola

Agrippinus

Ahenobarbus

Akylas

Akylinos

Albanos / Albinianus / Albinius / Albinos

Alexinos / Alexinus

Amadias

Amicius / Amicus

Ampliatus

Ancus / Anicius

Annalis

Ansanus

Antoninos

Aphrikanos

Aquillius

Arrius

Arruns / Arruntius

Asper

Attius

Aufidius

Augoustinos / Augoustos

Augur

Aulos

Aurelianos / Aurelios

Aurius

Ausonius

Balbinos

Basolus

Bassianus

Bibulus

Blaesus

Blossius

Bonus

Britannicus

Broutos / Brutus

Caesarion

Calpurnianus

Caninius / Canius

Capito / Capitolinus

Cartilius

Carus

Carvilius

Casca

Castricius

Castus

Catullus

Caudex

Ceionius

Cicerón

Cincinnatus

Cinna

Clateus

Clodius / Cordius

Corellius

Coriolanus

Cornificius

Coropas

Corvus

Cossus / Crassus

Curius / Curtius

Dacianus / Dacius

Damasippus

Damasius

Datius

Decius

Defendens

Dentatus

Diaulus

Diocletius

Dolabella

Drousos / Drusianus

Equitius

Eulalus

Eumachius

Favian / Favonius

Martinos / Martius

Marullus

Maternus / Maturinus

Maxentios / Maximinos

Memmius

Messala

Metellus

Mettius

Minatus

Minervinus / Minervius

Miniatus

Minius

Montanus

Mucius

Munatius

Natalis

Naucratius

Necessitus

Nerius

Neron

Neroua

Nervas

Noma

Novatus / Novius

Numerius

Nymphias

Opimius

Opiter / Opiternius

Oppius

Optimus

Orestinus

Ostorius

Oualentinianos / Oualentinos / Oualerianos / Oualerios

Ouespasianos

Ouiktor

Oursos

Ovius

Paccius

Patrobas

Paulinos / Paullus

Pergentinus

Pertinax

Phabianos / Phabios / Phabrikios

Phaustinos / Phaustos

Phillipus

Phloros

Phourios

Pictor

Plautus

Pompo

Pontios

Poplios

Poppaeus

Portian / Portius

Poublios

Priscillus

Priskos

Probus

Processus

Proculus

Propertius

Pupillus

Quartus

Quintianus

Quiricus

Radix

Regoulos

Romanicus

Romulan / Romulanus

Roscius / Rosius

Rouphinos / Rouphos

Rullianus / Rullius / Rullus

Rupilius

Russus

Rutilius

Sabinos

Salinator

Sallustius

Satorninos / Satourninos

Savinus

Sawiris

Scaurus

Scribonius / Scribonus

Sedulius

Sekoundos

Sempronius

Senekas

Seouerianos / Seouerinos / Seoueros

Seppius

Serenos / Serenus

Sergios

Serouios

Sertor

Servilianus / Servilius

Servios

Severianos / Severinos / Severos

Silius

Sosius

Sporus / Spourios

Statilius

Statius

Sulpicius

Surdinius / Surdinus

Symphorus

Tarkynios

Tenagino

Terentios

Thrax

Tiberinus

Tibullus

Titinius / Titius

Torquatus

Toullios

Trebius

Turpilius

Ulpian

Ummidius

Valentinianos / Valentinos / Valerianos / Valerios

Varro / Varus

Venustian / Venustianus

Verus

Vespasius

Vettius

Vicesimus

Vinitius

Vipsanius

Viridianus / Viridius

Volesus / Volsus

—  𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄

Accia

Aconia

Acutia

Adelphasium

Aedia

Afrania / Africana

Aimilia

Akylina

Albinia

Amica

Anicia

Aniensis

Annia

Appia

Aquilia

Arria

Arruntia

Atia

Aufidia

Aula

Aureola

Auria

Avidia / Avita

Blanda

Caenis

Caesillia / Caesula

Caia

Caietana

Capitolina

Cartilia

Carvilia

Cassiana

Castricia

Ceionia

Cordia

Corellia

Cornificia

Crispina

Curia

Cypriana

Dacia

Domitiana

Drusiana

Eumachia

Felicula

Ferocia / Ferocilla / Ferocina

Floridia / Floridiana

Furia

Furnia / Furnilla

Fusca

Fuscinilla

Hostilia

Iaia

Ianouaria

Invidia

Ioulia / Iouliana

Ioulitta

Iuventas

Januaria

Joviana

Kaikilia

Kouinta

Lepida

Licinia

Livilla

Lollia

Loukilla

Loukretia

Lucillia

Luciola

Maecia

Mamerca

Mania

Materna

Maxentia

Maximiana / Maximina

Mercuria

Messalina

Metella

Mettia

Milonia

Mucia

Munatia

Naevia

Necessitas

Neruia

Novia

Octaviana

Opimia

Oppia

Orestilla

Orestina

Oualentina

Oualeria / Oualeriana

Phabia / Phabiana

Phausta / Phaustina

Pompeia / Pompilia

Poppaea

Potita / Potitia

Procula

Pulchra

Quadratilla

Quarta / Quartilla

Quieta

Quinta / Quintia / Quintiana

Quintilia / Quintiliana

Romilia / Romula

Roscia / Rosia

Rupilia

Rutilia

Sagitta

Sallustia

Saturna

Scaura

Scribonia

Sebine

Secunda / Secundilla

Sedulia

Semperbella

Sempronia

Seouera

Sertora

Servilia

Severa / Severiana / Severilla

Statilia

Stellatina

Sulpicia

Surdinia

Sympherusa

Symphora

Tatia

Terentia

Tiberia

Tita / Titia / Titinia

Tuccia

Turia

Ulpia

Ultima

Vipsania

Viridia / Viridiana

Vistilia / Vitalina

Vitellia

Volesa / Volusa / Volusia

—  𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐗

Agrippa

Aquila

Glaucia

Iovita

Merula

[lesbianshepard]

My attempt at Terentius Neo and his wife which has taken far too long

[1five1two]

Doorway to the building of Eumachia, Pompeii. The marble frame of the doorway, beautifully decorated with acanthus leaves, is original.

[kyussreon]

Eumachia, a gift to the people,, (at Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CY06jyCBrg0/?utm_medium=tumblr

[womeninrome]

Elite Women in the Augustan Age

Women in the Augustan Age are significantly more present (even just as figureheads) in the political sphere than women in the Roman Republic. I think this was because Augustus realized there was a benefit to using the values and virtues associated with women such as being dutiful and raising children to be dutiful. This benefit was something that allowed him to spread a dynastic message and replicate Hellenistic leaders (the East used men and women on coins). There’s also the youthful features and nodus (bun at the center of the forehead), things which distinguish elite women and push the narrative that these women that Augustus is immortalizing through portraiture are women whose example should be followed.

Livia (Augustus’s 3rd wife, mother of Tiberius, later Augustus’s adopted daughter)

Portrait of Livia, Fayum region, Egypt, marble, after 4BCE

Octavia (Augustus’s sister, former wife of Mark Antony, mother of Marcellus)

Figure 2: Portrait of Octavia, Rome (Terme Museum), marble, early 30s BCE, dedicated by Augustus

Women could also be patrons of art and architecture in this period: Ara Concordia (Livia), Porticus Octaviae (Octavia), Eumachia building (outside of Rome, Eumachia). This speaks to the increase in their power in the political and social sphere since we’ve established that art was a means of manipulating public opinion.

[missfinefeather]

Freshly imported french fan

Btw, I'm reading the Wikipedia article on sexuality in the roman era, and the part about masturbation is amazing

" one of the few surviving fragments of Lucilius, Rome's earliest satirist, jokes about a personified penis (Mutto) whose girlfriend Laeva ("Lefty") wipes away his "tears". The Romans preferred the left hand for masturbation. A graffito from Pompeii reads "when my worries oppress my body, with my left hand I release my pent-up fluids"."

Wakraya

Also in the same vein

Pompeii Graffiti are amazing and proof that we've always been the same way.It's full of like "X was here" and "Hey dudes, I'm gay" and "I got laid here :)"

GhastlyGhifin

Humans gonna human

Wakraya

Also wasn't it on Pompeii that there's also like

Dick-shaped stones on the pavement

Pointing the way to where the whorehouse was

Freshly imported french fan

I'm gonna post some Pompeii graffiti because they're all great

GhastlyGhifin

Like the Freedom Trail but with dicks

Wakraya

Yes please do

Freshly imported french fan

(Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls.  My penis has given you up.  Now it penetrates men’s behinds.  Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

(peristyle of the Tavern of Verecundus); 3951: Restitutus says: “Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates”.

(bar; left of the door); 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here.  If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

Wakraya

LITERALLY ANCIENT "SEND NUDES"

Freshly imported french fan

(Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid

(gladiator barracks); 8767: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here.  The women did not know of his presence.  Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.

(gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread

(on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

Fucking 1st century call-out post

pablo360able

MFF threesome, you say…

GhastlyGhifin

i love that one gladiator that really wanted to let people know he made bread

MlleBelleplume

The letter placement is intentional

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This next one is just fucking wholesome

(atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend

MlleBelleplume

Awwww!!!

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This next one is just someone that is very very bored

(House of Caesius Blandus; in the peristyle of the House of Mars and Venus on the Street of the Augustales); 1714: It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten time

Also, another wholesome one

(House of Caprasius Primus); 3061: I don’t want to sell my husband, not for all the gold in the world

(Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.

(in the basilica); 1816: Epaphra, you are bald!

GhastlyGhifin

I wonder if his nickname was Sloppy Secundus

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(in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!

Ydah The Seeke

Oh shit

Someone mad

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The next one goes out to all those that suffered because of love, pretty sure it's gonna be a big mood

(in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see.  I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins.  If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

(in the basilica); 1826: Phileros is a eunuch!

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0.0;

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(in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!

Again, call-out post

(in the basilica); 1904: O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.

(Inn of the Muledrivers; left of the door); 4957: We have wet the bed, host.  I confess we have done wrong.  If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot

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"Crapper's full, so we pissed the bed, sorry not sorry"

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(bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10675: Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.

Herculaneum (on the exterior wall of a house); 10619: Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well hereI also really like this one

(Bar of Prima); 8258, 8259: The story of Successus, Severus and Iris is played out on the walls of a bar: [Severus]: “Successus, a weaver, loves the innkeeper’s slave girl named Iris.  She, however, does not love him.  Still, he begs her to have pity on him.  His rival wrote this.  Goodbye.”  [Answer by Successus]: “Envious one, why do you get in the way.  Submit to a handsomer man and one who is being treated very wrongly and good looking.”  [Answer by Severus]: “I have spoken.  I have written all there is to say.  You love Iris, but she does not love you.”

GhastlyGhifin

Oh damn

Wakraya

Ancient DRAMA

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Also the Emperor's Doctor wanting to let people know exactly how satisfying a deuce he dropped

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Also, wise words(in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

Solarn

That one has a story behind it.Shame we will never know what it was.

GhastlyGhifin

Godspeed, flame

penis, you legend

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I'm pretty sure it's just a saying like "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"

but I prefer to dream

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Also, here's a very awkward one

House of the Centenary; in the atrium: My lusty son, with how many women have you had sexual relations?

(House of the Citharist; below a drawing of a man with a large nose); 2375: Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you.  Salvius wrote this.

MlleBelleplume

I love how people aren't even here for the liveblog, they're just here for solidad doing his historian thing xD

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(House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men

This isn't really my historian thingI don't even study roman historyI chose to study ancient greece instead

MlleBelleplume

You're still doing a great job!

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I just really love historical graffiti

And thank you

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I'm sure there's an interesting story behind this one

(atrium of a House of the Large Brothel); 1520: Blondie has taught me to hate dark-haired girls.  I shall hate them, if I can, but I wouldn’t mind loving them.  Pompeian Venus Fisica wrote this.

(vicolo del Panattiere, House of the Vibii, Merchants); 3117: Atimetus got me pregnant

MlleBelleplume

Should have used protection... oh wait

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Condoms existed in roman times

MlleBelleplume

Oh, good

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Also there were female means of contraception

Like pessaries

they're even mentionned in the Hyppocratic oath