#ethan vc: absolutely the fuck not

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omg. if someone put silver or kreese on a hear me out cake ethan would start foaming at the mouth & Biting. ferally. until he could see bone

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Was that [DANIELLE ROSE RUSSELL]? Oh no no, that was just [DANIELA DIMITRESCU], a [CANON CHARACTER] from [RESIDENT EVIL VILLAGE]. They are [TWENTY TWO] years old, use [SHE/THEY], and [ARE] aware that they are not actually from Washington DC. Too bad they can’t stray from this city for long.

how long has your character been here

about four months as of 12.15.22. she’s very much still new here, does not like being on her own, but she’s kinda having fun. there’s a palpable tension in the city that has her intrigued and honestly kinda excited

what is your character’s job

rich stay at home daughter xoxo, maneater. technically unemployed

where has your character been pulled from in their fandom

gonna go with a classic move, and pull them post death !! res 8 is p open ended when it comes to this part of the game, and you can kinda kill the sisters in any order depending on who you run into first. but the most popular way that people run through ( and the way i did it when i played ) was daniela was the second sister to die. so, i’m gonna say right now, she’s pulled after bela and their own death, and has no idea the fate of ethan, cassandra and her mother!!

has any magic affected your character

they’re not just bugs anymore, she has a full body, but she still has the ability to use her fly swam, otherwise they’re the same daniela, so no !!

and any other information you might find useful for us and the other members to know!!

again, peer pressure brought me here. but time for me to ramble about YET ANOTHER murder bitch !!!!! except this time i’m switching it up and bringing the actual posterchild for that ‘cute but psycho, but cute’ quote kgfjglf but gonna give y’all a breakdown of daniela in case you don’t know anything about the game, or have only seen the lady d memes

the youngest of the dimitrescu sisters, daniela is considered the most unstable of the sisters. described as the most ‘delusional’. they’re definitely just the vibe of that ‘i just A BABY’ audio.

youngest sister vibes of, can do no wrong, will cry to mom if you mess with them and she doesn’t like it

spoiled vampire brat

created and then adopted by alcina dimitrescu ( also known as lady d , or vampire milf ), the “sisters” were originally maids within the castle, who were chosen by alcina to be used as an experiment with mother miranda. they were infected by the cadou and eventually, when they survived the experiment, were turned into vampire-esc mutants.

the girls are actually 7 million flies in a trench coat (shoutout to an truly unhinged vc where kasey did the math to actually figure this out)

they lived together inside the castle after that as a family, the girls were turned roughly around the late 50s, and the events of the game take place during 2021 sO

at the end of the day, they may be classified as a villain, but HONESTLY ethan fucking winters broke into their house, and started attacking their family. what were they supposed to do??? just let the man kill their mom and NOT try to stop him???????

honestly she’s just very much the annoying little sister, and they are the kind of person that will absolutely use a pout to try and get their way.

loves their sisters and mother more than anything, is extremely loyal to them

is p excited to be in the city ngl, this place is just the right kind of weird ?? there’s something strange going on and daniela (while worried about their family) is excited to see what it has to offer

native language is romanian, but speaks fluent english

canonically 6′7 so  there’s that

also has a scar on the side of their head with a shaved portion of their hair over it. it will not grow back, so they just have a shaved side as a Fashion Statement

is slightly less ready for straight up murder than her sisters, but is always here for revenge and just being a little unhinged. would rather play with her food than just jump right to killing

open to absolutely screwing with your characters head :)

she’s got killer quotes like : "good, now harder.“ , "mm, bad boy! you can’t go anywhere.” ,  “a dream. this is a dream.” followed by "i don’t wanna …die …“

bECAUSE SHE DIDNT WANT TO BE WRONGFULLY MURDERED JUST TRYING TO PROTECT THEIR SISTER AND MOTHER THANKS ETHAN

just wants to be told she’s doing a good job, and that someone is proud of her pls

someone just kiss her on the forehead, ik she is probably covered in blood but like she deserves a nice forehead kiss

connections :

✩ nightmare friend group

daniela is a fucking mess. i’m not gonna sugar coat that. they 100% would be looking for friends that will make them more powerful, that are their own brand of supernatural and freaky. just anything that will help them feel more at home here in dc!!

they miss the lords and their sisters, they want that feeling of home back and will try to make that with a group of terrible people here

✩ people to terrorize

like i said. terrible person

she just really likes to play with her food, loves to mess with people and get in their heads. would 1000% spend too much time messing with you and trying to see what gets you all hot and bothered and then flirt just to confuse you

i’m sorry if you interact with her

✩ human guide

dani is more adjacent to human here in the city, rather than mutant like they were back in romania. so, honestly, they don’t really know how to pretend to be human, or fit in with humans

i think it’d be fun to have either another supernatural being, or even a human that like can get past her being Terrible, and kinda show them the ropes when it comes to being human passing

✩ roommate (s)

roommate from hell situation

would absolutely call you their maid.

has never washed a dish in their life and doesn’t intent to start now

i just think the tension would be funny.

✩ a ship down the line

dani is def not straight, i am still figuring out all of that, but they’re pretty much open to any candidate for a ship

i’ll be honest though, they’d rather find someone who is just as crazy as them. very much “we can make each other worse” sort of ship over ‘i can fix him/her/them’ vibes.

would like to just have it in early stages, see where the vibe is and if we don’t like it, reassess and maybe they’ll be better as friends or something but i definitely want this to be a like slow moving plot !! just while i get comfortable with their voice !!

[tipsyslurs]

what the fuck is up ! *mario vc* it is i, nico. im 18 and hail from jersey so it’s est tz. you should buy (fuck a) silver lining and say amen (saturday night) by p!atd and the album after laughter on itunes. thanks for coming 2 my tedtalk. if you keep reading you’ll be introduced to my mess.

also my dickord is adamparrish#3126 message me there for plots or like this post and i’ll IM you

[ i’m in the band: muse d | keiynan lonsdale, agender, they/them ] — have you seen artemus “ari” maddox, the mechanical engineering student around oxford yet? i hear the twenty(one, as of april 1st 2018) year old can be irritable and venomous, but those who know them insist that they are passionate and protective. rumour has it that they met with their deadbeat father recently and got into a violent fight with him. is it true? only time will tell.

HERE IS ARI’S BIO

& A FEW IMPORTANT HEADCANONS (ESP THE LAST ONE) (please if u dont read the bio at least read the last bullet point bc it discusses gender & sexuality thanks)

AND A SPOTIFY PLAYLIST

heres a shit summary of the bio if u dont wanna read that mess

20 yrs old & born on april fools to analeigh & max maddox who got married after their college graduation

has an older brother and has (had? who knows bc i dont :^) ) a younger brother

max split when analeigh told him that she was pregnant with the youngest

blah blah blah

ari finds analeigh’s pills when theyre 9 and theyre like ?? whats this and shes like ... Son.. I Have Bipolar Disorder... emotional hug ensues

middle school happens,,, it’s tragic.... bc middle school always is

they form a music club and they get a bass (the instrument not the fish) and name it angel for their 12th bday

they are the president of the music club in highschool and everthing is well

SHIT i forgot to introduce their brothers.... the youngest is ethan and is an absolute angel, ari would honestly die for the kid. the oldest is jesse and always gets into fights and shit and ari kinda looks up to him no matter how much they butt heads

okay so :^)))) 10th grade rolls around

it’s easter & that’s ari’s fave holiday bc !! friends !! family

tragedy strikes & oops ethan ?? goes missing

blah blah blah anger sadness depression

a month later, jesse runs away and leaves a shitty note

analeigh stops taking her meds and mental state deterioates

artemus sorta ?? falls into jesse’s role of always getting into fights and shit

ari gets into oxford for mechanical engineering bc aside from bass, this is the only thing theyre good at

they drink a lot to ward off night terrors that usually consist of them getting blamed for ethans disappearance (or death! who knows)

ring ring !! what’s that ?? oh it’s ari’s phone

who is on the other end except for ... jesse !!! ha u thot it was gonna be ethan nah

ari is pissed highkey & they meet up and Brawl & they just both calm down and laugh and hug and everythins good

uhhhh very recently, they got into contact with their father and that ended very messily. ari learned some shit about their dad they didnt want to know. 

and now here we are. 

welcome to my twisted bra strap.

connections ig ?? v basic

roommates 

ari street races sometimes ?? so maybe smthn with that

someone they fight with a lot !!!

unrequited (or requited) crush idk !!

uhhh childhood friends that became enemies

the one (1) person they can tolerate

ummmmmmmm study buddies without the studying and instead they just complain so complaining buddies

ride or dies.... 

idk !! im open 2 everuythign

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here the FAWK she ( the semi-finished masterlist of all my characters ) is ! took way too long but hopefully as you proceed to click on the linque below you’ll know why smh but yep ! i’ll be adding their pages on my account when i’m done with them soon i hope and maybe come back with a bunch of connections for each character but for now this is all i got & smash this like or im me for plots i’d love to get on those finally xx

reintroducing amanda wheeler;  intro & info page.

queen of irony. rich post- faux country gal who’s a loud homosexual and writes hetero fics/has an indie het smut for the absolute shits and giggles. dates a married woman she’s utterly in love with and will pull the life support cord for. said to be possessed by a possessed flapper. cute and knows it even though she looks like a republican. socially open & everywhere. morally grey.

reintroducing imogen yates; intro & info page. ( tw violence )

the grey area between your mom friend and your drunk aunt. happily vegan & owns a vegan restaurant called the fork, alt. the vegan cult’s lair. won’t kill you, but will convince you she really wants to. local brat tamer. minds her business via minding others. clashed head-first into nature’s very own reset button: amnesia. used to be satan and traumatized everyone. disgustingly active and accomplishing.

reintroducing ethan holland; intro & info page. ( tw suicide )

he is a sk8r boi, she said see ya later boy ( and meant it. they’re dating now. hey lourdes ! ) a nice person, so nice he doesn’t realize how fake he sounds/is. a certified headass. previously a bully/bully enabler, current guilty fuck. #torn. does the most for his loved ones. doesn’t remember his own birthday. googled foot fetishes once. trolls stan twitter with his fake selena gomez stan account when tumblr crashes. burned a sue of cide note with his name scribbled on it.

reintroducing sebastian miller; intro & info page ( tw violence )

kazimer sokolov whom. russian ex-cult member well-adjusted into a mundane life via lies, a fake canadian accent he’s ‘trying to get rid of’, being a twilight saga aficionado and a dickwad, a lame record store and a tumblr blog to keep himself sane by maintaining a general aesthetic and shitting on people and every discourse out there. knives/books sniffer. allegedly fucked a moose. probably kinkshames as a way to deal with his own “kinks” aka please keep the dead bodies away. ( im kidding i swear but [redacted] )

reintroducing prudence zima; intro & info page ( tw death )

parents died in a fire when she was two months old and it shows. idolizes avril lavigne & her favorite movie is lords of dogtown for aesthetics references. dude. social leech or effortless networker ? both. remains in her lane regardless. cry-types probably. here for a good time, not a long time. steals your stash and smokes you out with it. avid dick connoisseur. minimum effort lifestyle. either on her way to become a manager of some one hit wonder band that finds it’s demise in a freak accident, a drug dealer or god forbid, a guidance counselor; depends. mild cool girl syndrome. 

reintroducing jennifer meade; intro & info page ( tw death, violence and abuse )

bi/pussy muncher and proud misandrist, first and foremost. remembers killing her brother very fondly. the one girl in a room to call when you want to kill a bug and you’re relieved until she kills it with her bare hand. tops. unstable & chaotic evil, respectively. the ginger devil. biased and has her minion whom she invests a great deal of her time in brain washing and obsessing over. supposedly here to make amends but that’s not happening any time soon.

reintroducing margot williams; intro & info page ( tw mental illness )

deserves better. very gay. all her friends are heathens xtra, take it slow. corrects typos in the gc. a nerdy editorial assistant daydreaming about publishing houses instead of the magazine she works for. lowkey shy and she’s angry about it. goes off if she must. jacks off to #knowledge and yuri anime. helps with homework and essays and takes the kids out. deadpan because we’re original but she swears it’s just the face & unresolved trauma. stans her therapist. unofficial older sister.

reintroducing chandler accardi; intro ( re-written ) & info page

needs to do better. dropped out of college for culinary school then dropped out of that too. was engaged to an absolute goddess he ultimately wronged ( with her damn best friend, bitch disgostin* ) and got kicked out to the curb. currently residing in the couch of his sister until things are resolved. thot-by-default & annoying. has like three ( 3 ) redeeming qualities. has never been told to shut up and it shows. works at buzzfeed.

reintroducing abel gautier; intro & info page

french and “confused”. lives a minimalist n’ expensive life. if american psycho & french kiss were the same movie. wine sniffer. the devil bakes croissants. will watch you die. takes grudges to the afterlife. gets attached but either ruins it or ruins it to spare everyone, himself included. falls in love a lot but knows how to calm the fuck down. very giving, fortunately. manipulative but isn’t too wild about bending everything to his will. 

reintroducing simini gale; intro & info page ( tw abuse, violence & mental illness )

token white actress & character in rosie’s show. [ britney vc ] its me.... against dissociation. a loud mess with an intense mental state and anger issues dulled out by her prescribed meds and whatever pill she got in the bottom of her manager’s purse. dependent and distraught about it. grocery shopping for garbage food and attending comedy stand up shows half drunk as a hobby. stable ? where. very nice and super flighty. heels are hot. wishes she could fight someone without feeling the urge to actually fight someone. 

reintroducing calvin o’shea; intro & info page ( tw mental illness )

it’s not just the depression more than the incredible self hatred. walks into rooms with his bad energy, grumpy mood and cunty attitude. graduated college just to shut his dad up. wants to die harder than edward cullen. just doesn’t give a shit. has a baby named freddie mercury ( also known as the antichrist, with alanis, his mortal literal enemy whom he absolutely despises and will not hesitate to put his dick back in again lbr ) who will probably grow up to talk shit about his parents whom he also mentioned in his tell-all book on ellen. works at his family’s bookstore that sucks the life energy out of college students nearing a mental breakdown.

reintroducing isabel pavia; intro & info page ( tw drug use )

contemporary dances her feelings away. too ambitious for her own good but knows what she’s doing. in a goth ass secret society ( here ) a.k.a her new found purpose. knows everything eventually. oddly trustworthy. doesn’t know what speaking loudly is, let alone yelling. loves the moon & has that moon app. had to take painkillers when she twisted her ankle very badly and would take them for a while for stress and performance reasons, but has stopped. a quiet angel. 

reintroducing anastasia zeller; intro & info page

ambitious/multi-talented asshole. horror trash & an emotional/mental maze which translates well into her weird works on no sleep reddit and current horror comedy podcast. ( click here for info ). needs a therapist according to a friend, whom she dropped for saying that. will bite your head off. obsessed with her works to an unhealthy point. would love to establish a company and stuff out of it and is working on that. healthy relationships are a semi-foreign concept.

reintroducing morgan booker; intro & info page ( tw death )

vape-curious and takes photos of ghost towns and abandoned-everythings because #vision. had a roadtrip phase like the fake deep idiot he is. morally grey. genuinely here for a good laugh and spreading joy in the form of hover-friendships and taking lit candids of his friends. knows shit and comes off as a creep sometimes but does he really care. knows your mom’s name. lives in a disused hospital bc he’s marinating on that aesthetic. 

reintroducing bowie harmon; intro & info page ( tw drug use & abuse )

part of a duo in a web series as the anxious n’ cackling mess. showcases her depressión & anxieté by her colorful wigs n’ new hair dyes. painful receptionist at a tattoo parlor. recovering addict who advocates for drug use. thinks tattooing a ruler on someone’s dick one day would be the peak of her accomplishments as a tattoo artist. daily bad decisions. “ it’s complicated. ” when asked about literally any relationship she has with anyone in her life. traumas include her failed singing career. an ex viner-by-association.

reintroducing shaheen bin baz; intro & info page ( tw violence & mental illness )

the physical deception of going through hell in a short amount of time with zero mental durability to begin with during midterms. trigger-anxious. will shoot your toes off your foot if caught off guard. aided in criminal operations with the brilliance of his mind in codes. would not mind dying. seasons your food. waters his crops in his balcony garden. the grey area between a super laidback dude and a crackhead with violent tendencies. nearing a mental breakdown probably. 

reintroducing minka abbott-santos; intro & info page ( tw abuse )

defeats the evil stepmom stereotype one breath at a time. the human embodiment of a deer. gothic angel. alarmingly gets black swan. type to wake up to her staring at you from an armchair across the room, but lovingly, with a book she was reading in hand and two hot cups of tea; she was waiting to start the day with you. spooky until you get to know her and even more spookier when she’s ( note: calmly ) pissed but that’s extremely rare. gentle voice, soul and everything.

reintroducing reuben faulkner; intro & info page ( tw abuse & violence  )

rekt hell prince. lived in an amish community with his family until he got kidnapped away from home when he was seven into an awful living situation. doesn’t remember if the gas leak that happened five years later and killed everyone was his doing or not. knows where his real family is after months of tracking them down but. blood kink under investigation. shady bouncer at a shady club. has issues he has no care or time to diminish. fights for the shits and giggles. leaves texts at read. leaves you alone for your own good and his own sanity. 

reintroducing alexandra turunen;  info page

wants to do everything and be everything and doesn’t know what to do with herself ( read: post-graduation identity crisis ) currently investing in a motorcycle for no reason. essentially jobless. a “retired” kathryn merteuil who “outgrew” her cunning ways since highschool but really only found new socially destructive interests. appears to be self-possessed but she’s #shaken. doesn’t care about how well she presents herself anymore after getting rejected by four universities and refusing to accept her father’s offer to pull some strings to get her in one. sleeps a lot. 

reintroducing giuseppe del vecchio;  info page ( tw death & drug use  )

goes by pepe because well. son of italian oil peeps & is extra. said to be in a cult when all he’s in is this extra ass dining club that does the most for initiation ceremonies. ready to fall in love with you. goes to the king’s college in london and studies business & changes his minor way too often for everyone’s liking. into everything and will be down to do whatever. faux deep. mischievous shit. incredibly unbiased. had his rawrk n’ roll phase that died along with someone in a club literally. still has it but he knows god now & less drugs.

reintroducing kelian scott;  info page ( tw death & drug use  )

a father/father figure who tries™. runs a mechanic shop/chop shop because bad decisions and dire needs ( had his son to send to school and his daughter who passed away due to a disease he couldn’t afford to treat even after turning his shop into a chop shop. his wife then left him ). stares into the distance. wants the best for the kids but one of them is a junkie ( he doesn’t know yet ) and the other -- his niece -- is an orphan he’s worried about. thinks ahead 24/7. needs to pull out of this dull n’ depressing daily routine he has fallen into like the basic ass divorced dad he is. 

reintroducing sal presley;  info page

smexy trace & fingerprint detective. talks. the perfect illusion to bring home to your parents and friends. gets shit done which is both a good thing and a bad thing. looks calm, collected n’ well-rested but isn’t. his actual name is salvatore but no. knows how to mix drinks and more; used to showcase his multi-talented ass to make his ( currently ex ) fiancée look good now just himself. was engaged three times; two of those times with the same person. obsessive; gets into his job a little too intensely for no reason but #justice and maybe something else whom knows. loses sleep at least two nights a week as a habit at this point. has an extended family back home he misses occasionally. wishes he could calm down truly. 

[taughtdefense]

TEN RANDOM HEADCANONS: TRUE OR FALSE?

Ethan is oblivous to any and all romantic interest someone may show them. Incredibly 100% true from s1-s3. Ethan vc: if you are not Robby (& then eventually Sam, Tory & Miguel) then sorry but i don’t care about you Like That. sorry not sorry. …We Don’t Talk About Auryn.

Ethan tells dad jokes. Absolutely true. He gets that trait from Wade. The dad jokes get Worse™️ when Henry & Harper cross over into the universe. He loves it.

Ethan is not good with social cues. Semi-true. He struggles occasionally, but not all the time. It caries from person to person, & how comfortable he is with them. It also depends on his mood for the day.

Ethan is the gay cousin. He’s bi, actually.

Ethan is not allowed to drink energy drinks. True. God. Could you imagine? He also hates the taste. One time he watched Hawk chug a redbull after doing a shot two minutes prior & he went 🥴

Ethan is smart but also very stupid. Yeah™️ 😔, true. His recklessness & impulsiveness isn’t him winning any points.

Ethan is awful with kids. False. He is great with kids! He might look scary because of his height to some kids, but he’s actually a big chaotic fluffball. He can also soothe their emotions if they’re upset.

If the sorce media was a musical, Ethan would be the one character that asks why everyone is singing. True. He’d first cry out of Sheer Terror because why the actual fuck is Robby singing. Did I wake up in a circle of Hell?

Ethan can’t make the voices go away. True. …No further comment.

Ethan can’t spell resturaunt. True. Mun does equal muse in this case because I can’t either.

stolen from @carltongrimes

tagging: @taughtpain , @opponentcompel , @lovehungered , @stcrgirl , @taughtartist , @mecwmellc ( miguel ), @eaglescores , @katascores , @knowsoffense , @mskwtz , @frxncaise , & whoever else wants to do this !

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Ethrobby

ship meme! / ft.: ethrobby / @taughtpain !

Who asks the other on dates: Robby! Ethan’s Always™️ down for date nights with his fiancé

Who is the bigger cuddler: Ethan. He’s known to just unpromptedly lay on top of Robby like a big, human shaped weighted blanket

Who initiates holding hands more often: Ethan, of course! He’s clingy

Who remembers anniversaries: Ethan

Who is more possessive: 50/50 ( Ethan vc: Oh? What’s this? 😊👀. My soulmate being possessive over me? Yes please. More of it immediately, all the time, actually. -Cue him banging his credit card on the table like that one meme- )

Who gets more jealous: Robby

Who is more protective: 50/50. Given the literal hell they’ve both been through, it stands to reason that they’d want to keep each other safe from everything. ( Ethan certainly appreciates that, because within the various romantic relationships he’s had in the past—glaringly, with He Who Shall Not Be Named—no one’s ever fought for him as hard as Robby has. Robby literally saved his life. ) &, Ethan’s just deeply protective by nature. It’s just who he is

Who is more likely to cheat: Literally neither, ever

Who initiates sexy times the most: Genuinely I think it’s 50/50. Dead split right down the middle. They’re both h*rny for each other :P

Who dislikes PDA the most: Neither. As long as the context is appropriate & they’re both up for it, they have been known to make out in a corner somewhere

Who kills the spider: Ethan takes the spiders out of the apartment humanely

Who asks the other to marry them: Ethan vc: 🤭. He did That™️ canonically already

Who buys the other flowers or gifts: Ethan! He literally made Robby’s ring, & gift giving is one of his love languages :). It also helps that he’s rich

Who would bring up possibly having kids: This is a tough one because the ot5 are only 18, so I’ll pop it down as not applicable for now. ( Additionally, Ethan’s never thought about actively having kids, because of his Creators. He would like to have kids someday, though. But for right now, putting a larger target on his, his loves’, or his hypothetical children’s backs absolutely freaks him the fuck out. )

Who is more nervous to meet the parents: Not applicable in the context of meeting them for the first time. Telling them that the ot5 are dating, though? Ethan’s very nervous

Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: Robby

Who tries to make up first after arguments ( assuming they ever have anything normal couples argue about to argue about ): Ethan

Who tells the other they love them more often: Ethan! He says it to his love constantly, & 99.99% of the time, he’s either soft™️ or quietly giddy every time he says those words to Robby.

[mcrcki]

Was that [ALVA BRATT]? Oh no no, that was just [DANIELA DIMITRESCU], a [CANON CHARACTER] from [RESIDENT EVIL: VILLAGE]. They are [TWENTY TWO] years old, use [SHE/THEY], and [ARE] aware that they are not actually from Washington DC. Too bad they can’t stray from this city for long.

how long has your character been here

a little over a year as of 12.12.23. while dani is no longer new to the city, and still isn't like... happy that she's stuck here. they are settled and finding their own fun in this place but , misses the comforts of home

what is your character’s job

rich stay at home daughter xoxo, maneater. technically unemployed

where has your character been pulled from in their fandom

gonna go with a classic move, and pull them post death !! res 8 is p open ended when it comes to this part of the game, and you can kinda kill the sisters in any order depending on who you run into first. but the most popular way that people run through ( and the way i did it when i played ) was daniela was the second sister to die. so, i’m gonna say right now, she’s pulled after bela and their own death, and had no idea the fate of ethan, cassandra and her mother!!

has any magic affected your character

they’re not just bugs anymore, she has a full body, but she still has the ability to use her fly swam, otherwise they’re the same daniela, so no !!

and any other information you might find useful for us and the other members to know!!

again, peer pressure brought me here. but time for me to ramble about YET ANOTHER murder bitch !!!!! except this time i’m switching it up and bringing the actual posterchild for that ‘cute but psycho, but cute’ quote kgfjglf but gonna give y’all a breakdown of daniela in case you don’t know anything about the game, or have only seen the lady d memes

the youngest of the dimitrescu sisters, daniela is considered the most unstable of the sisters. described as the most ‘delusional’. they’re definitely just the vibe of that ‘i just A BABY’ audio.

youngest sister vibes of, can do no wrong, will cry to mom if you mess with them and she doesn’t like it

spoiled vampire brat

created and then adopted by alcina dimitrescu ( also known as lady d , or vampire milf ), the “sisters” were originally maids within the castle, who were chosen by alcina to be used as an experiment with mother miranda. they were infected by the cadou and eventually, when they survived the experiment, were turned into vampire-esc mutants.

the girls are actually 7 million flies in a trench coat (shoutout to a truly unhinged vc where kasey did the math to actually figure this out)

they lived together inside the castle after that as a family, the girls were turned roughly around the late 50s, and the events of the game take place during 2021 sO

at the end of the day, they may be classified as a villain, but HONESTLY ethan fucking winters broke into their house, and started attacking their family. what were they supposed to do??? just let the man kill their mom and NOT try to stop him???????

honestly she’s just very much the annoying little sister, and they are the kind of person that will absolutely use a pout to try and get their way.

loves their sisters and mother more than anything, is extremely loyal to them

is vibing with being in the city, this place is just the right kind of weird ?? there’s something strange going on and daniela (while worried about their family) is excited to see what it has to offer

native language is romanian, but speaks fluent english

canonically 6′7 so  there’s that

also has a scar on the side of their head with a shaved portion of their hair over it. it will not grow back, so they just have a shaved side as a Fashion Statement

is slightly less ready for straight up murder than her sisters, but is always here for revenge and just being a little unhinged. would rather play with her food than just jump right to killing, she just loves a drawn out torture vs 'eat first , have fun later'

open to absolutely screwing with your characters head :)

she’s got killer quotes like : “good, now harder.“ , "mm, bad boy! you can’t go anywhere.” ,  “a dream. this is a dream.” followed by "i don’t wanna …die …“

bECAUSE SHE DIDNT WANT TO BE WRONGFULLY MURDERED JUST TRYING TO PROTECT THEIR SISTER AND MOTHER THANKS ETHAN

just wants to be told she’s doing a good job, and that someone is proud of her pls

someone just kiss her on the forehead, ik she is probably covered in blood but like she deserves a nice forehead kiss

CONNECTIONS :

✩ nightmare friend group

daniela is a fucking mess. i’m not gonna sugar coat that. they 100% would be looking for friends that will make them more powerful, that are their own brand of supernatural and freaky. just anything that will help them feel more at home here in dc!!

they miss the lords and their sisters, they want that feeling of home back and will try to make that with a group of terrible people here

✩ people to terrorize

like i said. terrible person

she just really likes to play with her food, loves to mess with people and get in their heads. would 1000% spend too much time messing with you and trying to see what gets you all hot and bothered and then flirt just to confuse you

i’m sorry if you interact with her

✩ human guide

dani is more adjacent to human here in the city, rather than mutant like they were back in romania. so, honestly, they don’t really know how to pretend to be human, or fit in with humans

i think it’d be fun to have either another supernatural being, or even a human that like can get past her being Terrible, and kinda show them the ropes when it comes to being human passing

✩ roommate (s)

roommate from hell situation

would absolutely call you their maid.

has never washed a dish in their life and doesn’t intent to start now

i just think the tension would be funny.

[mcrcki]

"so you finally came to see me! everyone falls for me in time."

Was that [MADISON DAVENPORT]? Oh no no, that was just [DANIELA DIMITRESCU], a [CANON CHARACTER] from [RESIDENT EVIL VILLAGE]. They are [TWENTY TWO] years old, use [SHE/THEY], and [ARE] aware that they are not actually from Washington DC. Too bad they can’t stray from this city for long.

i blame peer pressure

how long has your character been here

less than a week as of 8.26.22. she’s very much still new here, does not like being on her own, but she’s kinda having fun. there’s a palpable tension in the city that has her intrigued and honestly kinda excited

what is your character's job

rich stay at home daughter xoxo, maneater. technically unemployed

where has your character been pulled from in their fandom

gonna go with a classic move, and pull her post death !! res 8 is p open ended when it comes to this part of the game, and you can kinda kill the sisters in any order depending on who you run into first. but the most popular way that people run through ( and the way i did it when i played ) was daniela was the second sister to die. so, i’m gonna say right now, she’s pulled after bela and her death, and has no idea the fate of ethan, cassandra and her mother!!

has any magic affected your character

she’s not just bugs anymore, she has a full body, but she still has the ability to use her fly swam, otherwise she’s the same daniela, so no !! 

and any other information you might find useful for us and the other members to know!!

again, peer pressure brought me here. but time for me to ramble about YET ANOTHER murder bitch !!!!! except this time i’m switching it up and bringing the actual posterchild for that ‘cute but psycho, but cute’ quote kgfjglf but gonna give y’all a breakdown of daniela in case you don’t know anything about the game, or have only seen the lady d memes 

the youngest of the dimitrescu sisters, daniela is considered the most unstable of the sisters. described as the most ‘delusional’. she’s definitely just the vibe of that ‘i just A BABY’ audio. 

youngest sister vibes of, can do no wrong, will cry to mom if you mess with her and she doesn’t like it 

spoiled vampire brat 

created and then adopted by alcina dimitrescu ( also known as lady d , or vampire milf ), the “sisters” were originally maids within the castle, who were chosen by alcina to be used as an experiment with mother miranda. they were infected by the cadou and eventually, when they survived the experiment, were turned into vampire-esc mutants. 

the girls are actually 7 million flies in a trench coat (shoutout to an truly unhinged vc where kasey did the math to actually figure this out)

they lived together inside the castle after that as a family, the girls were turned roughly around the late 50s, and the events of the game take place during 2021 sO

at the end of the day, they may be classified as a villain, but HONESTLY ethan fucking winters broke into their house, and started attacking their family. what were they supposed to do??? just let the man kill their mom and NOT try to stop him??????? 

honestly she’s just very much the annoying little sister, and they are the kind of person that will absolutely use a pout to try and get their way. 

loves their sisters and mother more than anything, is extremely loyal to them

is p excited to be in the city ngl, this place is just the right kind of weird ?? there’s something strange going on and daniela (while worried about their family) is excited to see what it has to offer

native language is romanian, but speaks fluent english

canonically 6′7 so  there’s that

also has a scar on the side of their head with a shaved portion of their hair over it. it will not grow back, so they just have a shaved side as a Fashion Statement 

is slightly less ready for straight up murder than her sisters, but is always here for revenge and just being a little unhinged. would rather play with her food than just jump right to killing

open to absolutely screwing with your characters head :)

she’s got killer quotes like : "good, now harder." , "mm, bad boy! you can't go anywhere." ,  “a dream. this is a dream.” followed by "i don't wanna ...die ..."

bECAUSE SHE DIDNT WANT TO BE WRONGFULLY MURDERED JUST TRYING TO PROTECT THEIR SISTER AND MOTHER THANKS ETHAN

just wants to be told she’s doing a good job, and that someone is proud of her pls

someone just kiss her on the forehead, ik she is probably covered in blood but like she deserves a nice forehead kiss