#et-her

[the-ghost-mask]

Welcome, little one, to your first lesson on Evil! Oh wow, goosebumps.

Today will be a learning experience for the both of us, because what wise mentor wouldn't take a moment to get to know their student before laying out the path towards ultimate evil? I'll gauge the amount of wickedness already present in your lucent form by utilizing an old classic:

I introduce you to The Trolley Problem!

Let me paint you the picture (which, I already did tehe!) :

A trolley is speeding towards four bound schmucks who cannot move. You can pull the lever to divert the trolley to the other track, where a fifth schmuck lie awaiting his cruel demise. What do you do?

The stage is yours! Don't disappoint me.

. . . Mmmh.... Sposting the One to the others side where are the 3 ones?

[asksiddy]

Hi! Is been a long time! How you fell?

- Et-her

Oh hello little darling~ It has been quite a qhile hasn't it? Well, i feel great! Why wouldn't i? How about you dear? How do you feel?

[n-odious-tropy]

Would you help me see what happend if some One wearing me?

- Et-her

Absolutely not.

Why would I help you with something like that? I'm not about to assist you on your path to becoming evil. If that's something you've chosen to do then do it yourself, but you must know there are consequences to your actions, Et-Her. As a result, I do not trust you. Plain and simple. I'm not about to find out whether or not you're capable of possession or what have you. I will teach you of math, science, and literature; but I will not be a willing test subject to foster your power.

[ctruzz]

Hi, question can you help me make fake mustache? I hear that yours aren't exacly yours so maybe can help me? (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

- Et-her

Hi, Et-her!

It's true, it's not my hair. Unfortunately, I didn't make it myself. My friend Marie made all of my prosthetics. So if you need something of that calibre, then you'd have to speak to someone like her. :)

But if you're just looking for a regular fake moustache, then we could go shopping for one! I'm sure there is some store nearby that sells them.

[cortexrules]

May ask if you still want use magic Mask for your Plan?

-Et-Her

Nice try, mask. You may not! As if I would voluntarily tell you-

On a second thought, yes I still do want to use magic masks for nefarious activities! And, um, combine their magic with the raw power of, um, the French cuisine. Yes!

You should hurry and tell Crash and the other vermin to make their way to France as quickly as possible to stop me, and also stay there for an indefinite period of time.

Thank you!

[doctor-rosch]

Who are this blu man evryone talk?

-Et-Her

no one important, I'll tell you that! Just another sad martyr. If you want to find someone like him just reverse google search any of these images, find it on a social media, go to the comments- and have your fill!

cheers!

[dr-narcissa-igma]

If people think you are evil be of sickness and poisin things.... Should I be evil becase of Spirit and death things?

That's... a difficult question to answer. I don't think I'd be much help answering this, as I'm not all that active anymore in the villain scene. All I can really say is that it's your choice - you get to decide what you bring to the world, whether good or bad. If you want to pursue a path of evil, then that's up to you.

I do have one question for you, though... Why exactly do you want to be evil in the first place? It's not a decision easily made on a whim. If you're going to continue down this path, then you should give it some thought - see if you can find a reason why.

[cathasacrayon]

Kitty! (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

-Et-Her

I am indeed cat shaped, yes.

[asknterdimentionalloser]

Will nikola be friend of Et-her?

"If they would if they had met before my universe was deleted. He could have more friends and hang out with more people... Oh! I'm getting' sidetracked!

[mechalomaniiac]

Hi! I'm Et-her! May unknown exacly what It's your job? I Asl fie curiosity

-Et-Her

They look at the small mask with interest. What a peculiar and cute little thing they were.

"My job? Ah, I simply love to build things, my dear. Even when they fail they still do the job perfectly~ Of course it becomes a bother to the others, though failure isn't a negative as much as they want to believe it is~"

"Ah but nice to meet, Et-Her. You can call me Doktor Gunter, or just Gunter~"

[herr-zyme]

Do you Belive in Ghost?

-Et-Her

Oh such a silly question! Of course I don't believe in ghosts. But hey I do believe that superstitious nonsense is good for earning quick money as a tourist trap. Slap a "haunted" label on a place and people are all over that.

[the-ghost-mask]

Should I had a birthday?

[asksiddy]

Hi! Question Who many of your smart people are evil?

Uncle rosch told me Cortex Is evil so i should Know of others are evil?

-Et-Her

Well I can only account for myself at the moment and I assure you I'm not evil. Sure I sell my poison to villains across the globe but I as a person have no ill intentions whatsoever.

Consider me a ehm.. anti-hero of sorts, or mayhaps even Femme Fatale~✨

[n-odious-tropy]

Do you still not trust me did you?

- Et-her

Well that answer depends entirely on you. As I've told you before I simply do not trust evil. So tell me, what have you decided about your lessons?

[ctruzz]

Hi! Are you the best friend of mine uncle rosch? (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

-Et-Her

Hello, you! I didn't know Rosch had a nibling! 🌸

Best friend? Well... no, I don't think so. I could ask him about it, but right now I'm just his landlord. :)

I do think we're pretty good friends though. When he's not away working his many different jobs I always make sure we have dinner together!

[cortexrules]

Hark! The bells of tuition are tolling once more!

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@the-ghost-mask