#et-her

[asksiddy]

Hi! Is been a long time! How you fell?

- Et-her

Oh hello little darling~ It has been quite a qhile hasn't it? Well, i feel great! Why wouldn't i? How about you dear? How do you feel?

[the-ghost-mask]

YaY! Wait Odious isn't straight? Dosen't people Who aren't straight Born not straigh

Toe lover

Oh dear. They've started their nonsense again. Perhaps this is a sign to spike my coffee today.

Such a strange statement. My disposition towards toes may come as a surprise to you as you may have forgotten I actually have none to speak of. I am no longer plagued by the threat of furniture legs or stray rocks or what have you. I believe I am doing just fine without them actually. I've long since forgotten what it felt like to have them, therefore I hold no love for them. Still every so often I think I can feel them, though I know it's only a trick of the mind.

...This has not stopped me, unfortunately, from the instinctual response of uttering an "ouch" when banging my foot off the desk from time to time.

[the-ghost-mask]

Welcome, little one, to your first lesson on Evil! Oh wow, goosebumps.

Today will be a learning experience for the both of us, because what wise mentor wouldn't take a moment to get to know their student before laying out the path towards ultimate evil? I'll gauge the amount of wickedness already present in your lucent form by utilizing an old classic:

I introduce you to The Trolley Problem!

Let me paint you the picture (which, I already did tehe!) :

A trolley is speeding towards four bound schmucks who cannot move. You can pull the lever to divert the trolley to the other track, where a fifth schmuck lie awaiting his cruel demise. What do you do?

The stage is yours! Don't disappoint me.

. . . Mmmh.... Sposting the One to the others side where are the 3 ones?

[cortexrules]

May ask if you still want use magic Mask for your Plan?

-Et-Her

Nice try, mask. You may not! As if I would voluntarily tell you-

On a second thought, yes I still do want to use magic masks for nefarious activities! And, um, combine their magic with the raw power of, um, the French cuisine. Yes!

You should hurry and tell Crash and the other vermin to make their way to France as quickly as possible to stop me, and also stay there for an indefinite period of time.

Thank you!

[doctor-rosch]

Who are this blu man evryone talk?

-Et-Her

no one important, I'll tell you that! Just another sad martyr. If you want to find someone like him just reverse google search any of these images, find it on a social media, go to the comments- and have your fill!

cheers!

[dr-narcissa-igma]

If people think you are evil be of sickness and poisin things.... Should I be evil becase of Spirit and death things?

That's... a difficult question to answer. I don't think I'd be much help answering this, as I'm not all that active anymore in the villain scene. All I can really say is that it's your choice - you get to decide what you bring to the world, whether good or bad. If you want to pursue a path of evil, then that's up to you.

I do have one question for you, though... Why exactly do you want to be evil in the first place? It's not a decision easily made on a whim. If you're going to continue down this path, then you should give it some thought - see if you can find a reason why.

[cathasacrayon]

Kitty! (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

-Et-Her

I am indeed cat shaped, yes.

[mechalomaniiac]

Hi! I'm Et-her! May unknown exacly what It's your job? I Asl fie curiosity

-Et-Her

They look at the small mask with interest. What a peculiar and cute little thing they were.

"My job? Ah, I simply love to build things, my dear. Even when they fail they still do the job perfectly~ Of course it becomes a bother to the others, though failure isn't a negative as much as they want to believe it is~"

"Ah but nice to meet, Et-Her. You can call me Doktor Gunter, or just Gunter~"

[herr-zyme]

Do you Belive in Ghost?

-Et-Her

Oh such a silly question! Of course I don't believe in ghosts. But hey I do believe that superstitious nonsense is good for earning quick money as a tourist trap. Slap a "haunted" label on a place and people are all over that.

[ctruzz]

Hi! Are you the best friend of mine uncle rosch? (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

-Et-Her

Hello, you! I didn't know Rosch had a nibling! 🌸

Best friend? Well... no, I don't think so. I could ask him about it, but right now I'm just his landlord. :)

I do think we're pretty good friends though. When he's not away working his many different jobs I always make sure we have dinner together!

[drscurvy]

Sir, if you don't want stay with Kids why you in pass act like kinda ok having me around?

- Et-her

Its better to stay on the good side of a tremendously powerful being, if you ask me. Plus, despite you hanging out with "RoScH", I think you have potential of doing something great...

[asksiddy]

Hi! Question Who many of your smart people are evil?

Uncle rosch told me Cortex Is evil so i should Know of others are evil?

-Et-Her

Well I can only account for myself at the moment and I assure you I'm not evil. Sure I sell my poison to villains across the globe but I as a person have no ill intentions whatsoever.

Consider me a ehm.. anti-hero of sorts, or mayhaps even Femme Fatale~✨

[n-odious-tropy]

Would you help me see what happend if some One wearing me?

- Et-her

Absolutely not.

Why would I help you with something like that? I'm not about to assist you on your path to becoming evil. If that's something you've chosen to do then do it yourself, but you must know there are consequences to your actions, Et-Her. As a result, I do not trust you. Plain and simple. I'm not about to find out whether or not you're capable of possession or what have you. I will teach you of math, science, and literature; but I will not be a willing test subject to foster your power.

[the-ghost-mask]

Should I had a birthday?

[cortexrules]

Hark! The bells of tuition are tolling once more!

Check your inbox for your next lesson.

@the-ghost-mask

[doctor-rosch]

Did you notice how you actualy try to find approve by Et-her? Like you really want her to like you?

oh PLEASE

I've had people claim im BLEH BLEH "pathetic" and "sad to look at" for MANY years but I'll never be THAT sad and pathetic!

Searching for validation from a baby???

NOT ME! She doesn't even know anything yet. She lacks an opinion. Her tastes haven't been curated and refined by the rough whetstone of life. And what is a critic anyway? Some sad slob who tells a good movie from a bad one? I can do that too! Know why? I WATCHED THE MOVIE.