cathasacrayon

[cathasacrayon]

They are wiser than the male counterpart of your image. Rare among people here.

"Oh look! My two orange rats actually like me!"

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Today I think I've made myself deserving of a little treat.

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"Oh look! My two orange rats actually like me!"

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Today I think I've made myself deserving of a little treat.

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...I hope you realized what you just said.

Today I think I've made myself deserving of a little treat.

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... quite.

And if the masses are truely lucky, that treat you made yourself may spare them from anymore thoughts from you.

Today I think I've made myself deserving of a little treat.

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I am sure you think alot of things.

Today I think I've made myself deserving of a little treat.

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Unfortunate.

Good evening, ma'am!

Just a friendly.. Ehm- friend here to give you some tips about that black cat you met earlier!

The threats it makes are completely empty and you should bother it more, actually.

Just thought I'd let you know! Alright then.

I wish you a wonderful evening!

/A good samaritan

"The cat talked to me, anon, it is clear yo' don't know how vengeful and aggressive cats get when upset, and I own two rats so that's more of a reason to leave it alone"

"But I'd feed it sardines if it doesn't mind my existence" :v

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Good evening, ma'am!

Just a friendly.. Ehm- friend here to give you some tips about that black cat you met earlier!

The threats it makes are completely empty and you should bother it more, actually.

Just thought I'd let you know! Alright then.

I wish you a wonderful evening!

/A good samaritan

"The cat talked to me, anon, it is clear yo' don't know how vengeful and aggressive cats get when upset, and I own two rats so that's more of a reason to leave it alone"

"But I'd feed it sardines if it doesn't mind my existence" :v

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"I'm just gunna kick this shi' by sayin, thanks yall! It has been fun meetin' all of yall, sum, I haven't had da chance ta speak to, but I am glad I made sum great friends here"

"Found sum pyrotechnics and fixed this! This baby's loaded with over 3 tons of nitro explosives and other flammable materials found through your worlds, if I jacked yo stuff, My bad B-v"

((Featuring: @cortexrules @drnitrusbrio-science, @nginiamhim, @the-c0nquerer-w0rm @the-ghost-mask, @doctor-rosch, @niky-uky, @dr-narcissa-igma, @nova-chant, @askfordoodles, and last but not least, @retr0scum))

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Put me down or I will show you.

"I'm just gunna kick this shi' by sayin, thanks yall! It has been fun meetin' all of yall, sum, I haven't had da chance ta speak to, but I am glad I made sum great friends here"

"Found sum pyrotechnics and fixed this! This baby's loaded with over 3 tons of nitro explosives and other flammable materials found through your worlds, if I jacked yo stuff, My bad B-v"

((Featuring: @cortexrules @drnitrusbrio-science, @nginiamhim, @the-c0nquerer-w0rm @the-ghost-mask, @doctor-rosch, @niky-uky, @dr-narcissa-igma, @nova-chant, @askfordoodles, and last but not least, @retr0scum))

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Make me.

i need everyone to STOP MAKING POSTS for the next five hours I need my dash STATIC- if you post i am blocking you SO fast

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Oh they're masks.

I was excited for a moment.

"I'm just gunna kick this shi' by sayin, thanks yall! It has been fun meetin' all of yall, sum, I haven't had da chance ta speak to, but I am glad I made sum great friends here"

"Found sum pyrotechnics and fixed this! This baby's loaded with over 3 tons of nitro explosives and other flammable materials found through your worlds, if I jacked yo stuff, My bad B-v"

((Featuring: @cortexrules @drnitrusbrio-science, @nginiamhim, @the-c0nquerer-w0rm @the-ghost-mask, @doctor-rosch, @niky-uky, @dr-narcissa-igma, @nova-chant, @askfordoodles, and last but not least, @retr0scum))

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uploading the audio diaries take about 40 minutes because tumblr is a trash fire and i rendered part 5 with the wrong video so i had to delete it and do it again. Made these while waiting.

It's still not done loading. pretty sure the one going right now has crashed. ........................... hhhhhhhhhhhhh...........

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Pookie how fast can someone saw off a leg?,”

asking for a foe

Ah now there's an interesting question and to that I say it depends on who this "someone" is, how steady their hand, anesthesia options, and what tool they have available. With the ideal conditions, give or take about an hour or two.

But of course you did ask for a foe. Take as little or as long as you like. I saw an interesting looking saw blade the other day they use for trees. Double sided. Carved through a branch in a matter of minutes. Of course, if you do an amateur amputation quickly you are running the risk of sending the patient into shock due to a sudden loss of blood pressure and potentially killing them. Even if you do manage to successfully amputate their leg they could still die anyway within a few years. Some mental thing. Not everyone can cope with the "emotional setback" and quality of life change when losing a major limb.

Oh! It also depends on where you want to amputate on the leg that will alter your risks considerably. The higher up the amputation, the higher the risk. Above the knee has the highest risk of fatality due to blood clotting and infection. Keep it clean!

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M*A*S*H 5x12 - The Colonel's Horse

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See? He's funny when upset.

Cat, you really should stop hassling Rosch so much. Not only does it hurt him a lot, he then starts whining at me about it and I don't know how to deal with that. Could you dial it back a bit?

Mmm... but why?

It's not my fault he's a perfect playtoy.