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uploading the audio diaries take about 40 minutes because tumblr is a trash fire and i rendered part 5 with the wrong video so i had to delete it and do it again. Made these while waiting.

It's still not done loading. pretty sure the one going right now has crashed. ........................... hhhhhhhhhhhhh...........

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Pookie how fast can someone saw off a leg?,”

asking for a foe

Ah now there's an interesting question and to that I say it depends on who this "someone" is, how steady their hand, anesthesia options, and what tool they have available. With the ideal conditions, give or take about an hour or two.

But of course you did ask for a foe. Take as little or as long as you like. I saw an interesting looking saw blade the other day they use for trees. Double sided. Carved through a branch in a matter of minutes. Of course, if you do an amateur amputation quickly you are running the risk of sending the patient into shock due to a sudden loss of blood pressure and potentially killing them. Even if you do manage to successfully amputate their leg they could still die anyway within a few years. Some mental thing. Not everyone can cope with the "emotional setback" and quality of life change when losing a major limb.

Oh! It also depends on where you want to amputate on the leg that will alter your risks considerably. The higher up the amputation, the higher the risk. Above the knee has the highest risk of fatality due to blood clotting and infection. Keep it clean!

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M*A*S*H 5x12 - The Colonel's Horse

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See? He's funny when upset.

Cat, you really should stop hassling Rosch so much. Not only does it hurt him a lot, he then starts whining at me about it and I don't know how to deal with that. Could you dial it back a bit?

Mmm... but why?

It's not my fault he's a perfect playtoy.

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Cat, you really should stop hassling Rosch so much. Not only does it hurt him a lot, he then starts whining at me about it and I don't know how to deal with that. Could you dial it back a bit?

Mmm... but why?

It's not my fault he's a perfect playtoy.

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Question why I see you ask a cat and not in another way? Are you strong to by pass It or Is like you actualy chose to be a litteraly cat

- Et-her

Cat shape is comfortable.

Try it yourself.

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Are you ready for the Slayoff, Igma? I got my sign all ready! Time to school this fool, betty!

-Your homeboy Rosch

Thank you, Rosch. I'm glad you made it here so early.

I'm all dressed and ready to go, and thanks to my secret weapon my hair is looking excellent. I also decided to wear that necklace you gave me - it's the perfect accent piece.

Cortex won't know what hit him... It's fitting that you called it a "slay-off", as when he turns up the sight of me is going to make him drop dead in shame from his pathetic outfit.

Let's get this show on the road, shall we?

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Ah! Wait.

I found the definition of the phrase.

...

Again, why is it an insult..? Its... food?

Egg sucker

Is this an insult? It sounds like an insult. Or at least an attempt at one. Put a whole egg in my mouth once and this is the result.

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Is it now an insult for humans to...

consume... food...

Egg sucker

Is this an insult? It sounds like an insult. Or at least an attempt at one. Put a whole egg in my mouth once and this is the result.

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Child, don't you have better things to do then to pester a cat and it's play toy..?

STOP SCRATCHING ME

I hope you get worms so you have to have pills stuffed down your throat with a piece of ham or something

Sincerely /Rosch

Stop being so scratchable.

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Doodle gift art @the-c0nquerer-w0rm

i know already showed on discord to ya, but post it here keep reblog of the your handsome Blue Adonis.✨

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@slemhosta gift Doodle art🪳

couldn't help myself, he such a cutie pie. 🌽

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im have many thinge to say, such as, mrrp. mrew. brrrrrrrnp !

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I enjoy the changing seasons. Especially fall.

The crunch if the leaves in my mouth greatly pleases me.

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