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#Three Things to Keep in Mind if You Encounter Reptile Jeff#Reptile Jeff#tips#tricks#life hacks#helpful hints#advice#TW eyes#TW eyeballs#essentially harmless
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we need to make this clip rishi sunak's personal ed miliband eating a bacon sandwich moment i beg
#rishi sunak#politics#video#admin dominique#if you watch the whole clip she does tell him to do it like that but idc this level of disinformation is essentially harmless ok
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Why is having a squish/friend crush so nerve wracking and difficult but also kind of a breeze bc it's not romantic
#ranting in the tags#it's harmless! it's not a romantic crush at all!#literally had the thought of “hey what if i asked this person to like. hang out outside class”#and then my brain went “GIRL THAT'S GONNA GET MISINTERPRETED SO FAST”#(realized that i'd essentially be. asking thim out and uh. my intent but also not)#i wanna get to know them as a person#not get in their pants#just guh. the fear of being misunderstood and accidentally pushing them away! yay!!!#the thing is. i'm down to tell them! but like. i have not had them in a 1 on 1 situation to do so like. ever.#what do you expect me to do. blurt it out ij class? fuck no.#*head in hands*
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making jokes about eggs is completely harmless, no one is going around and pressuring nbs in being trans women
imagine being a transmisogynistic transfem lmao
going around calling random perceived cis men “eggs” for even the most paltry and absurdly low bar examples of gender nonconformity such as DEODORANT WITH FRUIT SMELLS is not in fact the based take your ice rink smooth walnut brain thinks it is. That’s functionally indistinguishable from calling a dude “gay” for getting a fruity drink at a bar, this is not the early 2000s, gender nonconformity to any degree is not exclusive to or necessarily indicative of transgenderism. If a guy uses any shampoo different than 3n1 or has hair longer than a crew cut i bet you’d call em an egg for that too, you insipid bastard. you seem to live in a world where any deviation from 2001 era gender norms is a reliable sign of whole ass transgenderism and that’s gender essentialist radfem bullshit and i’m throttling you with my mind. Not to mention that the original post was about someone who was by all other indicators a cis guy, and you’re rolling up to my inbox calling them nonbinary over FRUIT DEODORANT. It’s fuckin weird and disrespectful to project genders onto ppl based on specific behaviors full stop!! If you’re mad bc i’m making you feel guilty for going ‘lol egg’ at strangers in anything but a private, internal capacity, then unfollow me, cope, seethe, mald, and most importantly die
#my stuff#asks#‘making jokes abt eggs is harmless’ you’re LITERALLY reinforcing gender stereotypes and boundaries#that is canonically what you’re doing#unless that shit stays unsaid and locked inside your head you are contributing to gender essentialism#my opinions are objectively correct my brain is huge sink to the bottom of the sea and drown
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Pookie has been delivered of her child and they named the baby Paloma and I have to say that is not so far off from my guess of Isla (my other guess was Carter.)
#I do not follow pookie but she is ubiquitous on my discover page and seems essentially harmless to me#hoopskirt wedding and all
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^ i deadass feel that i peaked with this drawing i did at 17
#my art.#tbh all my frustration with creating art centers back to this piece and the fear that i'll never make anything like it again#and it's ironic in the end. because i couldnt even finish this one#ah; i have a funny fact about the character here. this is Gary. he's a powerful... oh; what would you call it.#sorcerer...? trickster? in universe it is called a Mesmer.#he's also a mild mannered college professor. and he collects pistols#he's harmless; really. he posesses great power but he's silly. a joke character; kind of. A clown#that's why i always wanted to craft him the Legendary Weapon that's essentially a clown pistol that shoots confetti. it fits him.#he has brown hair and skin and purple robes. and his hair isnt usually like that he straightens it and puts it in a common asuran style#what he is doing here is some kind of fucked up ghost thing with his necromancer boy friend's spirit.#this isnt a skill mesmers have. its just a Gary thing#the necromancer is one of his students' (Radd Azhek) fathers. He's essentially a mechanic. the necromancer thing is just a casual thing#necromancers are normal and accepted in-universe. something to do with the god of death.
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Can commentary YouTubers react to something that is true and beautiful PLEASE I’m so sick of videos criticizing manosphere tiktok cringe alt right bullshit like I’m not having fun I’m just watching alt right content with someone saying “that guy sucks” every few minutes. I hate this
#film Cooper is essentially dead to me bc he EXCLUSIVELY makes vids abt shitty people now#I love Andy king but he’s on thin ice now too!!#what ever happened to bad movies?! weird commercials?! things that are unusual but ultimately harmless?!?!?!
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you know how nitpicky i get about definitions. so you can imagine my unnecessary rage whenever i click an iceberg video that did not need to be an iceberg video and is barely even in the layer format as is. and i know it's bc of the algorithm and ppl are generally more likely to click these videos bc we all like lists. but it still feels annoying yknow??
#once again an essentially harmless thing that makes me too upset (bc i am already constantly on edge so every small thing sets me off)#i'm more chill abt that than other things tho.#like the thing i'm mad about is how youtuber's algorithm works.
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see I'm like officially at the point where I cannot express myself thru art anymore, so i might have to pivot to describing my emotional states in more increasingly niche and abstract ways on the internet instead. Except last time I did that i temporarily broke my thinking process and only 2 consecutive naps could fix it, and I'm trying to get back there
#Im like wicked bored right now. Cause im essentially a ball of lint. Or dustball#And im in the corner of a closet living in an empty pudding cup#So essentially very ignorable but soft and ultimately harmless
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I’m always super curious about how myrah and cassandra would be remembered in f&b, and then portrayed in the show.
I would like to think myrah would be more clear cut. It is a love story at the heart of it. But I think her status would make the way she spoken about murky. Lots of rumors about why Aemond would marry her… as if she’s some troll or something lol. But at the end of the day, that’s the people’s princess 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
Now Cassandra… I have a feeling she’d be called anything but a child of god in the book 😭☹️. Then her story (the marriage, the cheating, how she feels about her kids etc) would be fleshed out in show and give some background
#how do y’all think they’d be talked about#knowing how people are about the greens… it would be bad for my sisters no matter what they did#myrah is essentially harmless but her proximity to Aemond/the greens would make people upset#but honestly realistically the shows would be very different#Cass and Aemond’s k&q life would probably lean more in the typical hbo drama#I think aemyrah’s story would be far more fun and kitschy#kind of like rosaline or Romeo & Juliet (the 90s one)#a period piece but with a twist
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saw my dad in person this weekend for the first time in like... close to 10 years? and he's just like. an old burnout now. basically just mentally checked out, just happy to be here, kind of vibes. and it is astounding how much he looks like Frank Gallagher from shameless
#kind of sort of wanna reach out and get back in touch with him#not because i miss who he was#he was awful for a lot of my childhood#but he genuinely seems like. totally harmless and a totally different person now#so i might have a chance of like. actually having a dad#if i basically start over from scratch with someone who is essentially a different person#god i need to schedule a therapy appointment lol
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Damara baby I'm so sorry you were written like a Japanese school girl fetish
#Damara Megido#Aradia Megido#Homestuck#My Art#Like she still could've been a harmless weeb like Rufioh that tokes up sometimes and we couldve stopped THERE yknow#she couldve still been fucking unhinged without the whole.. yuh#if you get deep into the last openbound game as damara you reach the hussie stand#and he essentially says that the dancestor trolls are basically a joke which is all fine and good#it's a silly comic with silly characters whynot#but uhhhh UHHHHHH U H H HH H H H HH#damaradidnotagewelllord#especially with her having sm potential as an interesting character#w her connection to lord english and the like#anyway i have a lot of thoughts and feelings about her
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ive come to the conclusion that grown up emma should be. maybe not quite butch but like yknow? 👀
love a soft butch emma
#but androgynous!Emma is good too#also genderfluid#enjoy many a take on her besides like a hardline tradwife#or dainty hyperfemme who hates getting dirty bc those are. so antithetical to her essence#this also ties into my heavy preference for Emma keeping her hair short#which is also tied into how frequently I see Emma with long hair in Mama!Emma AUs#also how often the long hair just feels like. extensions.#like you can see her original hair outline and they just feel tacked on? as opposed to being fully integrated and seamlessly flowing#the fine line of respecting people's different takes on a character they connect with#and exploring parts of themselves through projection which is generally harmless and a useful function of fiction#vs the expectation that she *should* do all these things to achieve self-actualization as an adult woman#idk i feel like after running around the demon world for a few years and rewriting the order of the world#she wouldn't really deign gender essentialism with any serious thought#godmodebeginswithlesbians#FSS Chatter#FSS Asks#Post-Canon#Emma
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Today, I am learning about Malcolm X, and the way he talks about white liberals really struck a chord with me.
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I also found this quote from him about John Brown, a white abolitionist who went to war for his beliefs and helped push America towards civil war. I only learned about John Brown from my very racist AP US History teacher, Mr. Green, of Hampton Township, at Hampton High School, in D Hall, who lied to us and said the Civil War wasn't about slavery. And so this'll shock you, but I never learned about Malcolm X in school! Anyway, Malcolm X says:
“We need allies who are going to help us achieve a victory, not allies who are going to tell us to be nonviolent. If a white man wants to be your ally, what does he think of John Brown? You know what John Brown did? He went to war. He was a white man who went to war against white people to help free slaves. He wasn’t nonviolent. White people call John Brown a nut. Go read the history, go read what all of them say about John Brown. They’re trying to make it look like he was a nut, a fanatic. They made a movie on it, I saw a movie on the screen one night. Why, I would be afraid to get near John Brown if I go by what other white folks say about him. But they depict him in this image because he was willing to shed blood to free the slaves. And any white man who is ready and willing to shed blood for your freedom—in the sight of other whites, he’s nuts. As long as he wants to come up with some nonviolent action, they go for that, if he’s liberal, a nonviolent liberal, a love-everybody liberal. But when it comes time for making the same kind of contribution for your and my freedom that was necessary for them to make for their own freedom, they back out of the situation. So, when you want to know good white folks in history where black people are concerned, go read the history of John Brown. That was what I call a white liberal. But those other kind, they are questionable. So if we need white allies in this country, we don’t need those kind who compromise. We don’t need those kind who encourage us to be polite, responsible, you know. We don’t need those kind who give us that kind of advice. We don’t need those kind who tell us how to be patient. No, if we want some white allies, we need the kind that John Brown was, or we don’t need you. And the only way to get those kind is to turn in a new direction.”
#original#malcolm x#john brown#racism#anti-racism#allyship#civil rights#american civil rights movement#my schooling left out a LOT of stuff that seemed to be left out for no other reason than it would make us confront modern racism#i went to a school that was like 99% white and the other 1% was Asian i didn't have a full conversation with a Black person until I#was already in high school. it was fucking bad and that system produced a LOT of racists i mean a LOT#i had to unlearn a lot of things in order to try and become the kind of white person that doesn't suck for people of color to be around#we were never taught outright that Black folk are inferior but we were instead taught that racism is over and we needn't worry about it.#aka we were taught that any incidences of modern racism were essentially harmless and exaggerated. which is so deeply evil and insidious.#and NO ONE EVER EXPLAINED WHY OUR ENTIRE TOWNSHIP HAD NO BLACK PEOPLE - IT WAS WEIRD HOW NO ONE TALKED ABOUT IT. FUCK SUBURBIA MAN!#You don't have to tell a white person racist beliefs to make them more racist. We'll pick those up from our segregated environments.#No no you'll have much much more success by telling him that his apathy and his aggressive dismissal of racial issues is valid.#ALL YOU HAVE TO DO is place a child in an all-white environment in America... and change nothing.#WE HAD KIDS WITH CONFEDERATE FLAGS ON THEIR TRUCKS. IT WAS FUCKING ///PENNSYLVANIA/// - WE WERE IN THE UNION. Y'ALL.#and now that kid's probably a cop if i had to guess#anyway fuck racism and fuck you mr. green and i am gonna do a lot of reading on malcolm x on my fucking own i guess#edit: *All you have to do is place a white child nearly ANYWHERE in America and change nothing.#If you're white and not teaching your kids anti-racism then you have failed them and you have failed the people of color in this country#also why tHE FUCK would you put your child in an all-white school i mean test scores be DAMNED who DOES that?!
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everyone should love spiny orb weavers the same way they do jumping spiders they have so many pretty colours and different patterns and body layouts aswell... and theyre sillyyyyyy :3
#et cetera#+ essentially harmless to people as well i think...#theyre not my fav spiders but well theyre still up there
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When. Wher. When there. There’s a spider. And. It spides. And the phobia atarts arachno-ing.
#the dork is being a dork#literally give me any other kind of bug and i can kill/remove it just fine#second it's a spider and i'm shaking like a fucking polaroid picture#i KNOW they're good for the ecosystem! i KNOW they help with other kinds of pests! i KNOW they're all essentially harmless to people!#doesn't change a goddamn thing tho!
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