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[1critfailnews]

Cereal Killer John Robert Birkham finally assassinated! Ripped from his home and Launched into Animal for over 37 Million counts of Child Molestation and Child Murder.

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[celebrityhipsterglitterstarvixen]

911 PARLIAMENT PANIC:NO DEAL. NO HOPE FOR KATE MIDDLETON.WHY? SHE’S A PHONY USING BLENDED PHOTOS OF THE DHU PEGGY TAITAGUE 

Will the British Parliament please have your representative tell the FBI to surrender ?

[abovearagingsea]

espnlive replied to your post: lollipop, dimples and strawberry ��

loving cantaloupe? so valid.

wow thank you so much!!! katy and bel constantly shame me for it

[appletreeshade]

dimples, buttery and roses 💝

dimples - most attractive features of a person’s face?

-N O S E S  are so good

buttery - favorite snack?

-ooh either like small chocolate things like eminems or salt and vinegar chips 

roses - what flower do you find most beautiful?

-yellow roses !! so pure 

soft asks

[natureivy]

poppy, sunkissed and roses 💖

poppy - favorite pastel color?

Hmm probably pink

sunkissed - autumn or spring?

Autumn!!! I’m so excited I can’t wait for summer to officially be over

roses - what flower do you find most beautiful?

Answered!

[ahoycourto]

dimples, cupcake, roses 🌹

dimples- most attractive features of a person’s face?

im a sucker for eyes, they’re pretty and i like you can read a lot about a person through them

cupcake- are you a good cook?

i would like to think so,and i like doing it but i like baking more

roses- what flower do you find the most beautiful?

i think carnations are so pretty, especially purple ones

[1critfailnews]

Public Records Prove that Birkham and Birkham are a National Disgrace: Execution Day Set for Execution by the Executive Office of President Felix Juarez Fitzgerald M Taitague.

Agenda:Executive Order Executed

September 4 before 1pm.

United States Army

United States Air Force

Star Soldier 579.

[exwag]

golden, poppy and roses 💕

golden - favorite stationary product?

notebooks! i basically collect them. i love handwriting my notes (as opposed to typing them out on my phone). i also love to write outlines and ideas for fics I’m writing.

poppy - favorite pastel color?

I love a good blush pink and really soft greens (not mint), but like a soft sage

roses - what flower do you find most beautiful?

dahlias and hydrangeas!

soft asks

[ultramegastars]

[astarfilledsea]

Tagged by: steph aka @espnlive aka the realest mvp 💕

Rules: Answer 30 questions. Tag blogs you want to get to know better

Nickname(s): kristi (it’s the shorten version of my name), my grandma calls me kristabell 

Gender: female

Sign: leo

Height: 5ft (short as heck)

Time: 5:44pm

Fave band(s): panic!, fob, state champs, pvris, tonight alive, don broco, bad suns, paramore, a whole bunch of others i could go on and on

Fave solo artist(s): shawn mendes, dermott kennedy, charlie puth, verite

Song stuck in my head: better by verite is the only playing in my head rn

Last movie I saw: incredibles 2

Last show I watched: tie between dragons: race to the edge and la balada de hugo sanchez

When did I create my blog: march of ‘10.......god i’ve been on here for wayyy too long

What do I post: not much, sometimes my thoughts and ramblings, selfs, bday edit posts, me crying about am34 24/7 365, i reblog lots of stuffs though

Last thing I googled: to make sure i had the name hugo sanchez right lol

Do I have any other blogs: nah, im a one blog kind of dude

Do I get asks: rarely lol

Why did I choose my url: i was trying to come up with something fucking catchy for an aus url and i thought lol let me try this and bam! it wasn’t taken and it’s pretty freaking catchy as heck

Following: a lot but at most ive got like 5 real close peeps on here

Followed by: 2k+ 

Average hours of sleep: i think six is what my body deems ok to live but i’ve gotten less, i have a real messed up sleep schedule

Lucky number: 3

Instruments: i used to play the flute - hahah same here

What I am wearing: pants, shirt, socks

Dream job: trophy wife (im keeping that) / astronomer (or at least someone who deals with space stuff) / videographer (i feel like im ok at that idk) / museum guide (that would be so cool honestly)

Dream trip: rn? god, it’s toronto, to go there, finally visit the hockey mecca of the world and see my dudes, see that damn cn tower, see that toronto sign, have panago pizza, cry a million times, see the hhof, see my friends that are up there, cry some more, buy a shit ton of leafs stuff, go broke, cry again, have the trip of a lifetime, meet the love of my life am34 ok

Fave food: pizza, mac n cheese

Nationality: i’m from the us :((( but ethnicity? mexican + puerto rican + german

Fav song: i have a bunch but here’s one: we move like the ocean by bad suns

Last book I read: the dark prophecy by rick riordan and im reading the burning maze and i have to actually sit and read it i keep forgetting to read it iwufjuierhwg

Top 3 fictional universes I wanna join: 1) pjo universe because it would be cool to have cool powers and i love greek mythology aside from all the bad things it would be cool as heck! 2) sw universe because i mean come on!!!!!!! let me be the x wing pilot of my dreams and have my own bb droid and i can travel in space!!!!!! like heck yeah! 3) the one in my head where everything is a-ok and im happy and im having the time of my life doing all kinds of cool fun stuff and enjoying summer with my boyf (you know who) and god life is just grand

I tag all others who want to do this, if you’re bored, if you wanna talk about stuffs and have fun, i also tag sm user @ marner 93 and @ am 34 give me your answers fools

[1critfailnews]

Groubin Sapbangers Bennett Family: Animal Fuckers and Humanoids since 1703.

Fernandel : L’auberge rouge (1951)

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[abovearagingsea]

lollipop, dimples and strawberry 💗

lollipop - favorite makeup products?

as far as ride or die goes, i live by ABH’s brow wiz in dark brown. i’ve tried a lot of dupes but every time the color is way too red for me. i’ll shell out the $22. 

i also really love maybelline lash sensational waterproof mascara, my lashes are pretty straight and it holds a curl really well.

dimples - most attractive features on a person’s face?

i definitely like a person’s “unique” features a lot. maybe something about their face that makes them different. love a good pair of eyebrows too.

strawberry - favorite fruit?

maybe bananas? or pineapple. i may get hate for this but i really love cantaloupe. that’s probably my most polarizing food opinion.

[obtino23]

Let's see it tonight Terrance #Bud Crawford. #espnlive #boxing

[natureivy]

pumpkin spice and smelly candles xx

pumpkin spice: what’s your drink of choice?

I really only drink coffee or water lol but when it comes to alcohol, I’ll take anything fruity

smelly candles: what’s your absolute favorite scent?

Oh gosh, just one? Probably vague, but I love like musky stuff, like candles that smell like the woods or whatever. Catchall answer: My favorite scent is nature (flowers, musk, coconut, vanilla, etc)