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queenielacy · 2 years

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Imagine Aemond having a male lover…

Aemond experienced little desire in his life. It had been instilled in him since he was a young boy that his desires didn’t matter, duty always trumped desire. His strongest desire, the only one he’d ever given into, was to have a dragon and he lost an eye to satisfy that desire. For him, it had been a fair trade. The few times he had experienced desire since then, it hadn’t been nearly as strong and he quickly figured out that giving in would do nothing for him. He would gain nothing, so he pushed the desire away and continued on his path.

The first time Aemond saw him he felt that same desire bubble up inside of him. It was the same as his desire to claim a dragon, maybe even greater than that desire. This overwhelming need to claim him as his own. The dragon within wouldn’t allow him to ignore the feelings, as any good son should do. Aemond’s thoughts were consumed by him. He dreamt of him and woke with his name on his lips. He couldn’t escape his desire. Aemond, despite his discipline and sense of duty, couldn’t take it anymore and gave into his desires. Luckily, his desire was reciprocated.

Aemond was careful, discreet, with his lover. He knew this behavior was not expected of him and his family (i.e. mother) would not be pleased. His lover also understood the importance of discretion, so it was easy to keep their affair a secret. They spent a long time in the shadows until one night at a royal banquet, Aemond became jealous of the attention his lover received from both men and women. His lover flirted back and danced with some of the women in attendance and the possessive dragon didn’t like that. His annoyance grew every time another man threw his lover a wink or a woman grabbed at his arm. After the banquet, he cornered his lover in a dark hall. He couldn’t wait until they returned to his chambers. His lover scolded him, complaining that someone may see but made no move to push him away. “Good.” Aemond whispered. He didn’t want to share his lover’s attention. He wanted him all to himself. It was only in these moments that he could.

Unfortunately, they were not alone that night. Ser Crispy Criston happen to see them and like a child running to his mother, he went straight to Alicent to tell her what he saw. She couldn’t believe it at first but knew deep down that Criston wouldn’t lie to her, especially about something like this. It was no matter. She was not worried, because Aemond was her good son. The son who, like her, put duty above everything. She blamed herself. It was her fault for not properly explaining why this sort of relationship couldn’t happen. If he was someone else, maybe, but as the second son of the king…She would sit Aemond down and explain her reasoning, and explain his duty, as she had done before on other matters, and Aemond would end whatever was going on between him and the other young man.

That is exactly what Alicent did the next day. She tries her best to ignore the small dark mark poking out from under Aemond’s collar and tells him that she knows about the affair. She explains, without anger or malice in her voice, that this cannot continue. She explains his role, his duty as the second son. His need to marry a highborn lady to form a strong alliance for his brother, so that he may safely come to the throne and rule. A silent moment passes between them and Alicent takes a sip of tea. Aemond often takes a moment to think and process the information after their talks, so his silence isn’t worrying. What is worrying is how calmly and gracefully Aemond says, “No”. Alicent almost spits out her tea at Aemond’s one word reply. She wasn’t expecting that.

The two argue. Alicent yells and Aemond keeps his voice low, but there is an edge to it. Aemond won’t bend and neither will Alicent. She speaks of sacrifice and Aemond reminds her that he’s always done his duty, sacrificed for a brother who doesn’t even want to be king, is not fit to be king. All his brother does is drink and lay with whores. He doesn’t study or train as hard as him. Where is his reminder of duty and sacrifice? They argue in a circle until Aemond makes a quip about Alicent being unhappy, and just because she is unhappy doesn’t mean the rest of them have to be. Alicent slaps him across the face before she knows what she’s done. It’s the only time he’s ever hit her son.

Aemond exits quickly after that and storms through the palace to find his lover. He soon finds him with Helaena. She was the only one that knew about them (before today). She knew they would be together before he did (because visions) as Aemond thinks back to all of the cryptic statements she made before they officially coupled and then the simple “He is good for you, brother” the day after Aemond bedded his lover for the first time. Aemond kisses his lover before he can even speak. He tells his lover that his mother knows about them, and his lover says with a sad smile that the kiss was a goodbye one but Aemond just smirks and kisses him again. This is only the beginning.

Helaena’s smile falters as she stares at her brother and his lover. “A knight steals from the dragon’s nest” The dragon must protect his treasure.

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primordial-shade · 2 years

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I wanna fix it

Ok, so here I am making a HOTD AU because I have seen a fair few and I am a mischievous crow who picks up shiny things and immediately gets consumed by them.

General warnings for this AU:

General HOTD fuckery and such.

Also I am Team Black but I do think the little Greens can be redeemed if they were gotten to young enough.

This was written whilst super very bored but also was stuck in training so please forgive the appaling spelling and grammar.

Ok so here we go!

The first Key difference is that Rhaenyra took an interest in her younger siblings.

Ok I know she has an issue with Alicent, which fair, and her father, which fair.

But these are her baby siblings. God when I think about how many she lost I just want to cry.

And yeah I get her resentment for possibly being replaced but after her father's reassurance of her being heir.

Listen, she must be so lonely.

Like Laenor and Laena have each other and the previous generation was full of people before all the untimely deaths.

Rhaenyra only really had Alicent and at times Laena and Laenor.

Why did my girl not have a contingency of Ladies in Waiting?? Thats like a thing? She should have got that.

Ok anyway, my point.

My point is that Rhaenyra is probbaly so fucking lonely so yeah. After she's assured she is going to be heir she goes and just... visits Aegon.

He's her only living sibling. She doesn't entirely love the name and what it represents but she knew her father wanted to call the kid Aemon after his dear uncle. But both Alicent and Rhaenys took this poorly for widely different reasons so it was a no go.

So anyway, baby Aegon. She heads to his nursery.

TO her shock and horror there is only a Nursemaid there.

Like, a single maid.

And a Hightower Guard who demands Rhaenyra leave under orders of the hand but is summarily 'excused' by Ser Erykwho is her swornshield still.

Ser Crispy Cunt may have won a Tourney but Eryk has been at Rhaenyra's side since she was born.

He is not giving that up, that is HIS baby girl your honor. Just because some Knight unseated him does not mean he is no longer her Kingsguard.

(I have this headcanon that Kingsguards are assigned to royal children Pretty much at birthand they stick with them, nothing except death will seperate them.)

Anyway, Rhaenyra is horrified.

Her mother was pregnant enough times that Rhaenyra learned what was required of a newborn baby, especially a royal one. And her brother is a royal dragon.

He doesn't even have an egg in his crib??!

Absolutely not. Not on her watch.

The nursemaid is questioned and she immediately spouts it all. She is a nursemaid of the Targaryeans, not the Hightowers despite their best efforts to try and get one in for the young prince. Viserys would not have it.

She says the Consort Alicent, because that is her proper title, has not visited the Prince at all since his birthand neither has Visery's.

(Viserys is still in his fucking guilt trip and Alicent, I'm sorry to admit I don't think was a good mother due to how young she was and the way she and her father went about things. I recgonise her victimhood but she is still a shitty person.)

And Rhaenyra instantly knows this is bad.

She has had motehring beat into her head since she was old enough. And Aemma was explicit on what is required of a Valryian dragon rider babe.

They need a Targaryean Parent, their natural fire will suffer if not regularly held by one. And, for those especially without dragons from birth, can cause extreme illness.

In fact thats when she realises that her baby brother wasn't quiet, he was sick with exhaustion.

So she wastes no time pciking him up and craddling him.

His nursemaid actively weeps in relief as the young Aegon instantly perks up in his sisters arms. Beginning to cry like a proper little dragon.

Rhaenyra spends the first hour with her brother holding him, helping the nursemaid feed him until he is looking much more alive than he has in weeks.

He clings to his sister with a strength of a proper dragon and Rhaenyra is as enamoured with him as she is enraged with her father and Alicent.

So she storms to her father's office.

Viserys is equally delighted at the sight of his daugher holding her brother as he is mildly terrified of the look of fury on her face.

His dear Rhaenyra took after her mother in many ways, but her fury was purely the good queen Alyssane's.

She nearly screams his whole model to the ground and by the end of their 'conversation' 5 more nursemaids nd maids of Targaryean loyalty are given to her brother, along with Ser Aryk as a Kingsguard.

And this is where, in my canon, Otto has FUCKED UP.

His daughter refuses to see his child and Otto is damned if any loyalist to house Targaryean goes near his priz-grandson.

Rhaenyra of course demands why a knight forbade her from her brothers nursey and Viserys gets angry.

The knight fucking buckles like wet bread and admits Otto said the young princess would kill her brother. And the Queen agreed.

It is the first time in an age that Viserys get angry.

Otto is dragged into his rooms by a gleeful Ser Erryk and his Twin who is equally as vindictive.

He is not killed but he is immediately banished with nothing but the clothes on his back and a knight instructed to return him to Oldtown immediately.

So Otto is GONE, but unfortunately not dead. Yet.

Anyway, Rhaenyra is now heavily invested in her brother's wellbeing and so takes both of them and their kingsguard to go an fetch and egg, dragging Visery's along as well and he is just so delighted right now.

And thus Aegon gets Sunfyre's egg and is moved to the nursery closer to her room.

It takes a few hours for Alicent to realise what has happened.

She is not an attentive mother. Every scene I saw her in she looks massively uncomfortable with motherhood and being around her kids. Which I get, don;t get me wrong. She is an utter stone cold bitch but I get why. But its not exactly conducive to stay in your rooms all day or hang out in the Saept like an 'ideal' aka religious obsessed, queen when you are trying to raise a Hightower loyal King.

She only hears about it when her father is removed from his rooms and unceremoniously marched off to Oldtown.

She goes fucking crazy.

The court nearly pisses itself when they hear she has been sent into seclusion 'until she regains her senses'

WHat they do not realise is that she tried to attack Rhaenyra with Aegon in hand.

Needless to say she has to so a lot of grovelling and is only let out due to being pregnant with Helaena.

But from this moment on Visery's places Rhaenyra as the family 'matriarch'. As in the person in charge of their immeidate family and the children.

Rhaenyra, immeidately claiming on this, asks for Rhaeny's to come and assist her as she is still young herself and will be looking to be married soon.

Visery's of course agrees, and then take on Rhaenyra's insistence he should employ her Velma as his new hand.

He so desperately wants his cousin to like him again he instantly agrees. SOrt of again leading into the idea that Targaryeans are very attached to each other.They are literally the last

And thus Rhaeny's returns triumphant as the new Hand of the King.

Rhaenyra has realised, after seeing what hs occured under he rbloody nose, that she is not being trained as she should. Her Velma is the most politically intelligent person she knows and she NEEDS that is she is protect her right and become somewhat politically skilled.

Rhaenys is informed of this plan and says 'Bet'

She is on it.

Honestly she has the unfortunate relisation that Rhaenyra is lacking a lot due to her mothers absence, not just due to her untimely MURDER but also due to her long term weakness and constant state of pregnancy and despair.

Rhaeny's realises she is one of the last Targaryean women alsmost suddenly.

Thousands of years of female tradition brought over is suddenly reliant entirely on her education and teaching of the only two other Targaryean girls in the world. The Lineage VIsenya and Rhaenys themselves had passed down.

Shit.

On an off note it genuinely persuades her to have another set of kids. Much to Corly's delight. Because holy shit, there are so few of them.

Anyway anyway.

Rhaenyra basically realises, with heart in her throat, what had been happening under her nose, what her once best friend, the girl she had loved, thought Rhaenyra would do to her own little brother.

After that and the way Alicent tried toattack her whilst she held her brother, Alicents own son, kills whatever love may have still exsisted in Rhaenyra.

Rhaenys basically, between ruling a kingdom as Hand of the King and trying to rework the system, begins raising and help raising Rhaenyra and her siblings alongside her own children.

Woman is busy, Corly's just adores his wife so much.

Alicent is not fucking happy. Honestly part of her major malfunction is the fact she also lost her mother at a young age and her father see's her more as a living tool than a child. Ss such she has no idea how to function outside thatand the instant she meets conflict or aggression due to 'her'actions she fucking buckles down on it.

In sneaks Larys.

Larys, painfully resentful of his brother and father despite howmuch both love him, and willing to take any chance to gain power.

Unforntunately for him Rhaenys is arguably one of the most intelligent politicians currently alive. Yes she has her faults but to keep her family in power she is willing to do anything.

Anyway, Rhaenyra finds herself going from no support to having the support of one of the richest and most powerful families besides her own.

Rhaenys is immediate in her expulsion of anyne she suspects to be a Hightower loyalist. Rhaenyra's aunt Jemma is more than happy to send Aryn loyal soldiers to replace them and Corly's quickly gathers and train more soldiers compeltely loyal to the Targaryean family.

Rhaenyra flourishes under her aunts care.She is educated in a way she was never allowed to be before, taken into council meetings as the heir should.

Rhaenys also gets her a proper retinue of young handmaidens, all from powerful families to endear herself to.

Rhaenyra begins taking her own initiative as well. She looks at the city and realises how poor the staution had become.

She uses her own funds to begin funding repairs to the city but it won;t be enough. She then realises she may have a business opportunity.

The street of silk.

It is always making money, even in the worst of times, and she is sure that like her many of the women would like better conditions.

Rhaenys thinks this is a clever idea, but she will need more funding and to be discreet.

What about the war of the Stepstones?

Rhaenys insists the girl train before joining her uncles and cousin in the war and quickly inlists someone to train her.

A year later Syrax and Rhaenyra leave Aegon in Rhaeny's hands and she comes back Queen of the Stepstones a mere 6 months later. Queen of the Goddamn stepstones.

Her father is obviously beside himself with delight and horror.

But his little girl presents him a crown and declares him King and all his forgotten and his little girl his home.

A little girl who thought in a war and helped take down a Crab King, a daughter who had shown herself to be a Vinsenya reborn.

Otto of course tries to use this to his by insinuating Rhaenyra was fucked by every male Valyrian and solider but it never catches in anyone except Viserys. Because he's really dumb

So, thus begins the royal Tour.

Rhaenyra is fuming. She also takes Aegon, Helaena, Laenor, Laena and Corlys with her. The only reason she doesn't take Rhaenys is because the council and the realm will fall apart.

Corly's has far to much fun as he is given the title of Professional vetter.

He wanted to marry her to Laenor but her and Rhaenys were blunt in how poor a choice that would be but Rhaenyra agreed to marry her first born to the first grandchild of the opposite sex born from Laena and that Laena and Laenor will be given positions in her court. And obviously Rhaenys is going to be her Hand as well.

Corly's is more than happy with this honestly. And it makes him take the job of vetting all the more seriously because thats going to be his grandchilds future spouse.

And no one is gonna piss off the Sea Snake or his feral children, especially after Laena and Rhaenyra head to Dragonstone to pick up some ancestral pieces for Rhaenyra to wear and Laena comes back with fucking Vhagar.

Laenor pouts, Corly's is proud but nearly has a fucking heart attack and Rhaeny's is just delighted.

Anyway, royal tour.

Aegon is absolutely not happy his sister is looking for a husband and delights in scaring away any possible suitor. Helaena seems calms but will absolutely wail if someone she hates comes near.

Rhaenyra trusts her siblings instincts and no one is willing to offend the baby prince or princess. Especially those who barely made it past Corlys.

Truth is he hated them but just let them past to have Aegon scream at them.

The they get to Storms end.

Lord Baratheon is being a shit and it takes all of seconds to send a raven to His wife.

But Rhaenyra takes it on like a chellenge.

Corly's is less able to Vet in this session because these are all important lords.

Aegon has no such issue and screams and cried when Jason Lanister Approaches.

Then the fight happens and Rhaeyra stops it and basically rips Lord Baratheon a new one for nearly allowing a Murder to happen on a royal procession.

All when one Cregan Stark walks in, a masive Grey Direwolf by his side.

He practically falls in Love at first sight when he see's his Silver Haired queen rip into the Storm Lord with fire.

Of course everyone freaks out when they see the future Lord of WInterfell and his huge Fucking Wolf and Rhaenyra soon realises.

She turns, Amethyst eyes meeting Steel and there is something instant.

He's respectful, calm and looks at her like she hung the sun itself.

Rhaenyra likes him.

And the best thing is, though Aegon tries, he is instantly won over by Cregan's wolf, known as Winter.

Rhaenyra head home with a Northern Fiance mcuh to her father's bemusement and Rhaeny's delight.

Pulling in one of the most powerful Kingdoms and one of two that chafed the most under the rule of their family?

Absolute game changer.

Anyway, in my Vision her and Cregan basically become like a new Rhaenys and Corlys. They match each other like, well, fire and Ice.

(Lol)

Anyway, Rhaenyra also comes back to a new little brother Aemond.

She is very unimpressed with her father but she quickly takes on her newest sibling with adoration, Much to Aliscents fury as she is still not allowed near the children without supervision and she keeps tripping up which means Rhaeny's has her by the neck.

Daemond is also pissy as hell because his Niece is picking someone else, especially when Laena catches the eye of one Harwin Strong.

He needs to get over it and both women tell him to fuck off and sulk elsewhere.

He does eventually get over it when he meets the Love of his life in the form of Lyra Mormont of Bear Island and she basically beats him in a fight five minutes after knowing him.

Maybe those of the First man Blood are ok?

Poor man, no Targaryean can resist these hnourable and blunt First man people apparently. (And yeah, harwin is technically of the First men and his family obviously looks after the Island of trees."

I have a theory they just go sort of feral for each other, Aegon I had to keep that shit underwraps after finding out because otherwise the locals couldstart taking advanatge.

Anyway they get super married and soon Jahaera is born, and obvs all his aunts and uncles adore him.

But they basically think they are Rhaenyra's kids anyway.

But fuck the throne, they don;t want that fucking thing.

Aegon basically grows up how he wants, impassioned by art and story telling and just flying his dragon.Most key is that he falls in love with the future Queen of Dorne and basically says, hey can I marry her. They say yes with the promisehis kid will then Marry Jacaery's kid. Which means a Dornish Queen.Prince consort in the next generation.

Dorne says ok, because they actually like how Westeros is changing. Also the yung princess adores Aegon and is like, 'Yes, this artsy pretty boy who adores me will be perfect."

Aemond, like many true Targaryean men, is a MaleWife. Yes I was live in sunspear with my spoiled dragon and have many pretty children.

In fact they have 10.

Rhaenyra and Cregan beat them at a whopping 14

And Rhaeny's and Corlys have another three girls. Much to his delight.

Targaryean baby boom, hells yeah.

Also Aemond and Helaena also get Betroathed, because por girl deserves a life of chilling with her bugs and going on adventures with her Love. They have 9 kids.

Lots of targaryeans and with it, a fuck load more Dragons. Each kid basically catches a dragon egg or a wild dragon.

Jahaeres grabs Vermithor and Laena's daughter with Harwin Rhaena, yes I know, gets Silverwing.

The people of Westeros go fucking Nutty for that.

Also Laena and Harwin have like 6 kids, mostly because after the the 6th giant baby Laena said no goddam more because the last set were triplets. All their kids are taller than her, their all giants.

Daemon and Lyra end up having 9 children, three sets of triplets, all girls. Their also all fucking amazons.

Daemon basically gets to live the life of his dreams. He fights Iron-Born on the regular and his wife's people love him, he barely has to do any work, the North actually likes his blunt rudeness, and his family is prosepering. All his daughters bully him as well. he adores his life.

Also can’t forget my boy Laenor. Love him. Basically lives a more open life with his partner Joffrey WHO DOESN’T DIE. Creates a new position known as Maester of Civilians, which is essentially taking care of education and etc, with his sister as co-Master. Rhaeny’s is hand of the Queen but eventually passes it on to her third child Aemma.

Also Jahaerys is Jon Snow. I don't make the rules, no yes I do and I want Jon to have loving alive parents. But the little fucker is also cursed to be the Prince that was Promised so here he is. But honestly bruv I gave you living parents who fucking love, an amazon wife who is really fucking smart, a big ass dragon.

Oh, also a wolf. Yeah, Cregan gets a direwolf up north but also finds a puppy for each of his kids. So Jon/Jaehaerys gets his Ghost back.

So yeah, the night King things comes a wee bit earlier, around when Jaehaery's hits 25.

But at that point there are about 60 Targaryeans and their fully grown Dragons.

Also Jaehaeras sister, Sansa, because I am funny and Cregan wanted half his kids to have Northern names, becomes Lady of Winterfell.

Because I say so.

Also the rest of Jon's siblings are reborn as his siblings because I watched a video abut the Starks tragedies and I am now in my feels about it. SO yeah, all of them. All get dragons and direwolves to. No more goddamn Stark deaths in this universe.

So yeah, Night King, dead, so fucking dead. He does try bless his stupid heart, but between Jaehaerys and his protective half feral family he is wiped the fuck out.

And no one dies. Because I said so no i don't care if its not realistic.

Afterwards its a golden age.

Maesters are got rid of and replaced with a more robust system with no connection to any religion, the Old gods and the 14 flames become the more popular religions but religious freedom is allowed. Quality for men and women because Rhaenyra and Jaehaerys are fully for women and say no to them. Say no to their dragons and direwolf. Go on, I dare you. So women can inherit, matriarchal lines are developed etc.

Also improvement to civilians lives. More education, better health, a functioning sewer system. Women and men can learn and teach and learn to fight, because what if something like the Night King happenes again?? Like fuck are they having half a fighting force. Also women can defend themselves from men now.

Jaehaerys even gets the first two female Kingsguard, much to his mother's anooyance and pride because goddamit she wanted to do that.

Basically Westeros becomes a better Valerian empire. No slavery, religious freedom, less wealth disparity and an ability for better social maneverability. Jaehaery's cousin Daenaery;s (leave me alone) by Aegon and his wife even heads over to Essos with her numerous dragon riding relatives to take out the slave masters and free the free cities.

Because she can and also fuck the slave masters and slavers. She even brings back her besties Missandei and Grey worm who get set up well in Westeros because otherwise I will cry.

#hotd #asoiaf #headcanon

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potato-frenzy · 2 years

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Oh no that's going to break my heart. Ser Crispin being cruel and telling tiny Aemond that Rhaenyra isn't his mother, Laenor is not his father, he's an orphan who his REAL mother would be disappointed in.

Maybe because he calls one of her son's 'my brother' talking to Harwin around the other knights. Oh I'm hurting my heart over your fic and potential images lol that's terrible.

Yeah, they don't have any real reason to get rid of Crispy yet but they will eventually. And when they do it will be well justified. Like obviously he will favor the older boys but given the differences in their upbringing, they won't like it. Aegon is the real danger when speaking against their parents, especially Laenor.

Aemond is sweet and sensitive but very serious and that just makes him so easy to hurt and Aegon knows it. And yeah, they're going to grow up calling Jace and Luke and Joff their brothers because what else would they be. I plan to semi recreate that training yard seen but it will go VERY differently.

#house of the dragon #my writing #ask me things #fic: from the cradle #aemond targaryen #criston cole

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iheartbookbran · 2 years

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I'm sorry; Game of Thrones as a series whole depicts over 100 instances of rape. Actual rape. And some no-braincell can't read dumbass is trying to say an act of consensual sex was rape solely because one character had a moment of internal conflict over breaking his vows (willingly) and the potential consequences of his (willing) decision??

We've seen depictions of people too scared to say no to a royal. This was not one of them. Especially since Cristian literally faced no consequences at all after confessing, and is literally only salty and petty because he didn't get the girl.

Ser Crispy is in the wrong. Period.

Yeah exactly, like there are examples of male victims of SA in the series, and even in the asoiaf books—like Cersei and Lancel, where there was power imbalance and a inability to say no. But I’m sorry Christian Coleman just ain’t an example of this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#Anonymous #ask #ask pam #rhaenyra targaryen #hotd #fire and blood #house of the dragon #cw rape mention

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cherienymphe · 2 years

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Omg 😱, so I’m not sure if it’s just me but Topper this season is giving me Ser Cristin Cole (aka Krispy Kreme) vibes with his actions this season

Not ser crispy 😭 but yes! I think topper and Rafe are going to be a formative duo next season tbh especially with what Rafe told them about if anything happened to ward and-

#asks

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Balneário Camboriú tem mais um festival gastronômico para chamar de seu! O Passeio San Miguel, o boulevard mais famoso de Balneário Camboriú, localizado na Avenida Brasil, 3322, apresenta a partir desta quinta-feira (1) o seu festival, Passeio Gastronômico – Um Festival de Experiências, com menus completos (entrada, prato principal e sobremesa) por um valor único de R$99,00. E ainda, consumindo 3 menus diferentes, o público ganha um presente exclusivo! A gastronomia é parte fundamental dentro do turismo de experiência e a culinária de Balneário Camboriú é vasta – a capital do turismo catarinense é reconhecida por sua versatilidade quando o assunto são seus restaurantes e o Passeio San Miguel reúne grandes nomes. O público poderá aproveitar 10 opções de menus saborosos das operações gastronômicas do boulevard, criados especialmente para o festival gastronômico, que segue até 31 agosto; incluindo opções para duas pessoas, desde comidinhas de boteco, cortes especiais de carne, wrap, massas, frutos do mar, culinária latina e comida japonesa. A gerente executiva do Passeio San Miguel, Ana Maria Furtado, destaca que o festival gastronômico está imperdível e promete surpreender quem já conhece a gastronomia do boulevard como para quem tem curiosidade de conhecer. “Se você é apaixonado por boa comida, o Passeio Gastronômico é um prato cheio de qualidade e novas experiências! Todos os nossos 10 restaurantes do Passeio, criaram menus exclusivos para o Festival. Há pratos que combinam mar e terra, cortes nobres de carne, comida italiana, sushi e sobremesas tão lindas que dá vontade de comer com os olhos. Venha aproveitar essa experiência única!”, diz. Três noites de abertura O festival contará também com três noites especiais de abertura neste final de semana (de quinta à sábado, 01 a 03 de agosto), com participação especial da cervejaria Barra Sul, com várias torneiras trazendo variedade e o melhor chopp artesanal, e ainda muita música boa: bandas de rock, blues e sambarock. Vale lembrar que o Passeio San Miguel oferece também estacionamento próprio e conta com música ao vivo todas as noites. Mais informações podem ser conferidas no Instagram @passeiosanmiguel ou em www.passeiosanmiguel.com.br. O Passeio Gastronômico – Um Festival de Experiências é organizado pelo Passeio San Miguel, com patrocínio de Barra Sul Cervejaria, CCS Telecom e Imobille. Confira os menus participantes do Passeio Gastronômico – Um Festival de Experiências BLACKBOXCOFFEE Entrada: Italian salad – Mix de folhas, tomate cereja, crispy de bacon, mix de croutons de fermentação natural, temperado com azeite cítrico e sal rosa do Himalaia. Prato Principal: New Zealand Surf and Turf – Entrecôte, mashad de batatas, camarões salteados, finalizado com molho Hollandaise e mix de legumes salteados. Sobremesa: Mil Folhas Coffee Latte – Leve massa folhada com creme de café de especialidade e um toque suave de laranja. BOTECO YUJIN Entrada: Pastel de queijo – Mini pastel de queijo com molho Sweet Chilli. Prato Principal: Escondidinho – Escondidinho de aipim com costela desfiada. Sobremesa: Fondue de chocolate – Fondue de chocolate com frutas. CAMPANO CAMPO CARNE & FOGO Entrada: Tostada de Mignon – Tostada de mignon com queijo provolone. Prato Principal: Chorizo Black Angus com crosta de queijo, purê de batatas com Demi-glace acompanhado de legumes na brasa. Sobremesa: Torta mousse de doce de leite. INPOT Entrada: Crispy de batata doce Prato Principal: Big Wrap Salmão Fresco – Alface americana, queijo parmesão, edamame, cubos de salmão fresco, molho Ranch, envolto na nossa tortilha de trigo. Sobremesa: Iogurte Tropical – Iogurte natural, geleia de manga e coco em flocos. *Menu serve 02 pessoas. KOMBINA FELICE Entrada: Bombom de bacon com Crostini – Cream cheese com limão enrolado no crocante de bacon, acompanha crostini de alecrim. Prato Principal: Fettuccine Alfredo com Camarão – Clássico da culinária italiana, que na versão da Kombina é preparado com nata fresca, queijo parmesão e acrescentado camarão selado na manteiga.

Sobremesa: Cannoli de Creme com Gotas de Chocolate – Massa crocante recheada de creme de baunilha com gotas de chocolate. MAKA GASTROBAR Entrada: Tartar de Calamar – Cubos de lula fresca em marinada de kimchi, óleo de gergelim e shoyu, servido com massago em base de avocado. Prato Principal: Arroz con Pato – Coxa e sobrecoxa de pato confitado, servido com arroz a base de legumes e coentro, salsa huancaina, salsa criolla e ovo. Sobremesa: Leche Crujiente – Leite frito com cereais, servido com brigadeiro, sorvete de limão siciliano e farofa de chocolate. MINO OSTERIA Entrada: Tutti Tomate – Três snacks de beiju: tomate seco, mousse de bursin, tuile de manjericão. Tomate confit, aioli de limão e parma. Picatta de tomate, abacate, cebola roxa e limão. Prato Principal: Ravioli Rossetto – Massa fresca de Ravioli feita ao restaurante Max’s, recheado com burrata de búfala, servido no molho de tomate 100% italiano. Sobremesa: Cristtali di Murano – Torta de limão com merengue maçaricado, compota de pera, crumble e pera cristalizada. PIZZA BIS Entrada: Bruschetta de Manjericão – Bruschetta crocante e macia com muçarela, tomate cereja confitado e pesto de manjericão. Prato Principal: Pizza Calàbbria – Molho italiano, muçarela, fatias de calabresa, tomate em cubos, folhas de manjericão, parmesão ralado e finalizada com azeite de oliva. Sobremesa: Brownie – Brownie cremoso, sorvete de vanilla e cobertura de chocolate. VINO ALMARE Entrada: Crostinis de Camarão – Focaccia artesanal coberta com camarão ao alho e óleo e maionese de mostarda. Prato Principal: Ballotine na Panko – Ballotine de linguado com pasta de camarões, cream cheese e limão siciliano empanado na farinha Panko. Acompanhado de molho funghi e aspargos salteados. Sobremesa: Sorvete de Manjericão com coulis de morango e vinho branco. YUJIN TEMAKERIA Entrada: Caldo de Mexilhões – Caldo de peixe com mariscos e alho poró. Prato Principal: Comb Festival – 3 Sashimi salmão, 2 sashimi atum, 1 dupla jou ebi, 1 dupla jou shimeji alho-poró, 1 dupla jou picante, 1 dupla de jou, 1 dupla niguiri salmão hara, 1 dupla niguiri atum, 1 dupla niguiri peixe branco com limão. Sobremesa: Sorvete de Gengibre.

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aegoniiwifey · 11 months

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So I’m 💯 team black and absolutely hate Aemond, Alicent, Otto, Ser Crispy etc(excluding Helaena, and book Aegon) one thing I will always feel sorry for Aegon for is that he KNEW his mother pushing for him to have the crown was more about the greens quest for power, and Alicent hating Rhaenyra rather than her wanting the crown for her son because she believes he would be a good king

he actually breaks my heart. I am not condoning his actions at all, nor am I saying that his canon actions are justified by any means. but that’s the beauty of these characters being morally grey!

It’s like I have pity for him, the immense expectation he was burdened with since birth, it’s almost as if he makes one little mistake, he’s held accountable. solely him… that’s a lot for a person to take. I think as Aeg grew he knew better than to succeed and would lash out as a result… especially with being Nyra’s shadow what would be the point?

my poor baby, let me just hand feed him all these sweet treats, fly away to some remote island & live out our days breeding 💕💕💕💕💕

#chubby!aegon ii #fat!aegon ii #aegon ii targaryen #aegon ii targaryen thots

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exiledcrown · 2 years

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good morning everyone, but especially to the tiktoker who dubbed harwin ‘ser breakback’, this is his new nickname to join the ranks of cole’s: crispin, crispy cream donuts, chris chrisley, chrisley knows best, christian, christian dior, ser incel...

#duck tales woo-oo ;; ooc

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sweetestpopcorn · 2 years

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Thank you! Thank you for creating the best fanfic I have ever read. I have no words to describe my awe for your talent and dedication nor for my gratitude that you gift us this masterpiece for FREE.

You literally put accomplished authors to shame. You could write as ghostwriter for GRRM, and save us Targaryen and Daenerys fans a lot of heartbreak. XD

Let me tell you that I have binge read those crispy 165 characters since July the 16th. Thank you for satisfying all my Valyrian supremacy cravings, for which this fandom cancel us. You are such a nice escapism from all the Targaryen hate in this forsaken fandom. 😩👏🏼

I never came across a fanfic writer that exceeds all of my expections. Thank you for sharing the same brain –Daemon and Rhaenyra as the OTP? check! The greens all being pathetic embarrassing disappointments in the eyes of everbody? check! No Rhaenyra and Leanor bs? Check! No goddamn dragon seeds? Check! No Strong x Rhaenyra children? Check! Prefect domestic Daemon and Rhaenyra children fluff? Check! No Rhaenyra being bedridden at the beginning of The Dance? Yess queen! Alicent already getting a reality check where her pathetic son and her scheming is concerned despite being just like 3 chapters into the Dance? Check! Alyn and Addam getting the pagetime they deserve? Check! – and *actually* having the talent, skills and dedication to bring it all onto paper. My Savior 😩🙏

Your fanfic is now my canon where the Dance is concerned. In fact it is so good, it now my favorite era in ASoIaF, definitely tops the current one. 😉

No wonder GRRM hates fanfiction, you treat us better than he ever did! Why couldn't you be in charge of the HBO writer room? 😭

All your characters feel so canon-ish(?), the banter is great, I love how you stick to the medivial royal etiquette –most GoT fanfic writers don't, but I don't blame given how D&D thought snarky obnoxious brusque insults is how nobles talk to each other– I love all the cute domestic fluffy Dragonstone household 😍

Viserys: "Don't worry Visenya you are so chubby the crow didn't break you finger"

Daddy Daemon: "don't insult your sister/don't call your sister fat"

While Visenya switches between Daemon's hair and his necklace-thingy: *nom* *nom* *nom* 🐿️

Sooo cuteeeee ❤️✨

Ouh, but your strong suit? How you write the Greens. Never in my life have I read any characters thoughts and interactions that make my blood boil and my vassals poop as fast as theirs. Love their delusional megalomaniac planning and false reality perception. You top Cersei's POV in those regards.

Alicent makes me want to trottel her with her misogynistic bs and her obsessive ass. Aegon and Aemond are just embarrassments for House Targaryen. I hope Rhaenyra orders all historians to denounce them as princes of House Targaryen in history books. Oh and Rhaenyra's first law as Queen of the 7K has to be that House Targaryen, especially the Monarch and Heir is prohibited to marry any other House as long there is a Targaryen or Velaryon, Celtigar groom/bride 😋

Yes I'm THAT kind of blood purist, this fandom can cancel me for all I care 😆

While we all wait for you to continue blessing us with your masterpiece, I will lose myself in my HCs how your story continues on; Such as i) Aemond attacks BB Aegon -> everbody believes Aegon died -> Daemon let's Jaehaerys be assassinated alla "a son for a son" after all -> Heleana commits suicide -> Daemon kills Aemond alla canon, but Daemon survives (mabye Rhaenys is here to save the day) -> Maelor is sent to Oldtown as precaution, but gets killed on the road similar as to canon -> The Gold Cloaks assassinate Aegon the Pig when he visites The Street of Silk, cause they are the loyal bitches of Daddy D and the pigking is an idiot -> Rhaenyra takes The Capital and has Alicent arrested -> Viserys is about to head up with Daeron near Oldtown when Aegon III reappears with the Winter Wolves, after they murdered Ser Incel -> With them on their doorstep, the men turn on Daeron and murder him to prevent the battle -> the Blacks take Oldtown -> Idk if Otto is in KL or Oldtown, doesn't matter that bitch is dragged there to watch as the Blacks turn Hightower into Harrenhall 2.0 -> Otto and Alicent are kept in the Red Keep for the rest of their lifes and have to see the Blacks thrive as punishment 😎

And somebody kill Lord Baratheon and Veamond!

Oh and I'm that kind of person, where I have the Green brutally murdered but their dragons all survive, cause... cause they are dragons, and their riders being trashbags is not their faults. 😂 And I love dragons, I really hope you won't kill them off in your story, or Rhaenyra/Daemon and their kids 🤞🏼 #screwcanon

Anyway, you are probably gonna exceed all my expectations –Idk if that's incredibly up-lifting for a writer or puts a lot of pressure on you 😬– so.... [but if you don't know how to kill Aegon II off yet, maybeeee you could do it like that? 🥺 pretty please?- 😂]

Still can believe you wrote so much in 3 years 😩👀

Sry this is sooo long I just wanted you to know how appreciated you are.✨👏🏼 Hope you are doing great 🙂

Ps: RIP Lord Lyman Beesbury, the only honorable man in the Red Keep 😔✊🏼

Pss: Shoutout to Petyr Piper, Lord of Pinkmaiden I hope you live longer than Lyman Beesbury 😩 We stan a honorable honest man with taste

Psss: I trust you, but what are you doing with 9yo Rhaena and one of the Rogares... 🤨 pls don't pull me a GRRM with underage girl being "horny" for strange men trice their age. PLEASE.

Hi there! 🤗🤗

First of all, how DARE you say such nice words to me?!

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Thank you so much!

I cannot tell you how touched I was when I read your ask, and how emotional I was as well...

I say it all the time and it's true. I don't have any particular talent. I have no formal education in literature or any of the sort. English is not my native language. My imagination sucks. The only thing that is special about me (but in my opinion shouldn't be because most people should do this) is that I give a sh:t. That's it. I give a sh:t. That’s it. That’s all.

My fics are very far from perfect, but I always strive to do my best. To keep things consistent. To fix things where I can. To make people feel like these are the characters they read about (not watched, read, it will forever only be the characters they read about) and that they live in the asoiaf universe. Because I love this story, these characters, this world, and every time I think about the mockery that is being made of them and of how many people turn a blind eye to this and support it it really leaves me angry. But no more of this talk because I am NOT going there or getting anywhere near that poorly pathetic excuse for a fanfiction which has less of canon in it than ANY fanfiction I have ever seen.

Back to "The Blacks & the Greens". Thank you so much <3 don't be too impressed (if any) though. When I first started I was not as good at... anything really. I had a lot of trouble in world building, action scenes, getting how the characters should talk right... I had a real learning curve and there is a huge difference between some earlier chapters and the new ones - hence why I am currently finishing revamping part 1 and then will move on to part 2; part 3 I am super happy with though so I will just do minor corrections on typos. Heck! I even struggled to write smut! Me! The person who gets something happening in between the smut scenes! Can you imagine? *shudders* I am kidding there's not that much porn in my fanfiction 🙂

How it feels to read "The Blacks & the Greens":

Also DAMN that was a binge O o

I continue to not understand how people see this:

And this:

And they don’t tell me to go f_ck myself or commit myself to an institution.

Me: joke’s on you! I am already there!

I’m not. :)

I cannot tell you how happy your words make me. 2022 has been THE cursed year for tv shows (yes, I know how privileged I sound), and it is people like you and writing that help keep me sane and keep my love for this story and characters alive.

I hope to be here for long, giving justice to the number 1 chaotic OTP of Fire and Blood Daemon and Rhaenyra Targaryen! And encouraging others to piss on people who make a mockery of the universe we love, and help to give these characters justice!

And long live Queen Daenerys Targaryen!!!!! I would write something for her, but I cannot make her justice and I will confess I have no f_cking clue of how I would end the story :’l I just... I’m dumb... I. Am. Dumb!

Anyway to end this on a positive note and because I loved the:

Viserys: "Don't worry Visenya you are so chubby the crow didn't break you finger"

Daddy Daemon: "don't insult your sister/don't call your sister fat"

While Visenya switches between Daemon's hair and his necklace-thingy: *nom* *nom* *nom* 🐿️

Daemon in Part 1: Literally you are a bag of d_cks and people are like “Prince Daemon, step away from the underaged girl!” but then they realize everyone around is so much worse 😐 and you’re kind of funny (and hot, k like super hot) so they stan you.

Daemon in Part 2: No one: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Not even one person: Constantly reminding everyone you are tapping Rhaenyra for a living and that your sons are the future kings. You also do scary things every once and a while and you might (MIGHT) be developing some uncomfortable things other people call “feelings”.

Daemon in Part 3: Walking around with one or two children with him constantly and saying and doing cool things and cashing checks no one can afford while your babies eat your hair. Also getting really tired of a lot of sh:t.

Daemon in Part 4: Good. I don’t have to hold back anymore 😠 Everyone: You were holding back?!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

Thank you for all the faith you have in me <3 I hope I am worthy it. And I can say that next chapter is either from Daemon or Aegon II’s POV.

Again thank you <3 I don’t deserve it, but it’s nice to have, so I will just hold on to it.

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kitten1618x · 5 years

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GoT Afterthoughts ep. 08x02 ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ (Jonsa Edition)

Guys this episode was sooooooo good! Okay, okay, okay, let’s unpack here! I have lots of thoughts and since this isn’t broken up into parts, this is going to be a long post, so I’m gonna drop this bad boy under a read more.

We begin in the Great Hall. It appears Jaime is on trial. Queen Dany sits at the head of the table—and imagine having the fucken audacity to sit in Winterfell — in Rickard fucken Starks seat—and in front of his grandchildren, talking about the extermination of Aerys Targaryen like he was some noble king that was just slaughtered by the big bad kingslayer, and NOT the murderous fucken mad Targ king, whom crimes’ you just recently apologized to Jon for, and called him evil to conveniently set yourself apart from him—or did you just forget all that, Dany? Hmmm? IMAGINE the big hairy pair you have to have to actually sit in between the Starks in their own home and utterly disrespect them like that—all while claiming to be in love with one of them? Wow. Just wow. And no, I’m not even sorry for that amazingly clunky run-on sentence, either.

I see that Jaime still has no interest in setting the record straight on why he killed Aerys Targaryen. It appears only Brienne will truly ever know about the millions of people he saved that day in doing so. Jaime stands his ground, though, and gives up Cersei’s plans. Tyrion tries to stand up for him, but Dany cuts him off at the knees (no pun intended), embarrassing him in front of everyone, as per ush.

For a moment her and Sansa have common ground. Sansa doesn’t trust Jaime either because of the wrongs he committed against her family. Jamie won’t apologize for any of it— their houses were at war. But Brienne vouches for him—my courageous, yet shy bb (God, I love her), and Sansa relents, her mind changed when Brienne says she’d fight beside him. Sansa trusts Brienne with her life, therefore Brienne trusting Jaime with hers is good enough for the Lady of Winterfell.

Dany is clearly not pleased with this turn of events. She turns to Jon, addressing him as Warden of the North and asks him what he thinks — assuming he will take her side, but—

He does not.

Dany finally relents as well, grounding out a “very well” between clenched teeth, as Tyrion breathes a sigh of relief that his big bro will not be extra crispy or original recipe’d today. GreyWorm returns Jaime’s sword—rather forcefully, knowing his queen is displeased—as Jaime thanks Dany for her uncharacteristic mercy.

Scene Highlights:

Bran blurting out “the things we do for love” and leaving Jaime shooketh

Sansa immediately standing up and leaving without waiting to be dismissed by the queen, and Jon ducking his head to avoid eye contact and then dipping as soon as Dany turns to face him.

Which takes us into the corridors of Winterfell and Dany resorting to her favorite pastime when she’s angry about things not going her way: berating her Hand in front of everyone. Luckily for Tyrion it’s just Jorah and Varys to witness it this time. Once again she accuses him of treason, and Tyrion is pretty sure that his time as Hand in her service is fast dwindling.

We jump to the forge where Arya stands back admiring Gendry work his magic—a callback to their time at Harrenhall in their younger years. They have a little flirty weaponry banter, and Arya wants to know what the AotD are like. She utters the iconic ‘many faces of death’ lines from the trailer while she impresses Gendry with some dead ass accurate blade throwing. He’ll be getting right on making her that weapon, by the way—and probably walking a little funny while he does it. 😉

Jaime seeks out Bran in the Godswood. He apologizes for what he did and tells Bran he’s not that person anymore. “You still would be if you hadn’t pushed me out that window, and I’d still be Brandon Stark.” Wow. Jaime wants to know why Bran didn’t tell them what he did, and Bran basically tells him it’s because they need him. When Jaime inquires “what about afterwards?” Bran drops an ominous “how do you know there will be an afterwards?”

We jump back to the Winterfell courtyard, where the Lannister brothers are catching up and commiserating about being in Winterfell again. Dany is different, Tyrion tells Jaime, and Jaime doesn’t seem so convinced. Tyrion wants to know if Cersei lied about the baby, and Jaime tells him that was true (as far as he/we know, people). But what I REALLY love about their conversation is this part:

J: She’s always been good at using the truth to tell lies. Don’t be too hard on yourself. She’s fooled me more than anybody.

T: She never fooled you. You always knew exactly what she was, and you loved her anyway.

The funny, or actually ironic thing about this conversation is they’re talking about Cersei, but if you flip the dialogue between the Lannister brothers here, the same could be said for Dany—especially the bolded part. Think back to the things Tyrion said to Jorah when he kidnapped him back in season 5 — he was confused by Jorah’s blind loyalty, too. How the mighty have fallen, Tyrion.

They move their conversation up to the battlements, where Tyrion finds the silver lining that at least he won’t die at Cersei’s hands, and perhaps once he’s torn apart by the dead, he’ll march to Kings Landing and rip her apart too. But he’s talking to himself, because Jaime is too busy watching Brienne supervising the training of her ranks just outside the gates.

And my Braime heart is siiiiiiiinging!!!

He joins her below, and she calls him out for acting weird and not insulting her as per ush. lol It’s really just an adorable little love spat — complete with awkwardness and frustration and plenty of UST. And as the music lulls romantically, he basically admits that she’s the reason he’s here and even though he’s no longer the fighter that he used to be, he‘d be honored to serve under her command if she’ll have him—which is basically fucken a straight up declaration of love, okay? He literally just said—complete with puppy dog eyes—“I love you.” CHANGE MY MIND!!

Brienne is taken aback by this declaration of love and is at loss for words — and so she ducks out, leaving him to watch after her forlornly. And my Braime heart is still siiiiiiiinging!!!!

We head back inside of Winterfell, Dany is alone in her chambers — and they aren’t the Lord’s Chambers, that’s for damn sure. She’s not having a very good day, and her expression here certainly reflects that. Jorah enters, asking her forgiveness, reminding her that forgiveness is important. This leads into a conversation where he basically asks her to take it easy on Tyrion and give him another chance.

While book!Jorah might be a creep, I truly adore show!Jorah, who laments that when he found out Dany gave Tyrion this position, it broke his heart, but he still believes that Tyrion was the right choice; he’s smart, he owns his mistakes and he learns from them.

What I find odd is Dany’s reply: “You’re advising me to forgive the man who stole your position?”

Wait... what? When did Tyrion do that? I recall Dany proudly pinning that golden hand pin on a very humbled Tyrion in the season 6 finale—not some rabid dwarf attacking an unsuspecting Jorah and wrestling the position from his gnarled greyscaled hands—and what-the-ever-living-fuck kind of crazy ass dialogue are they giving this girl?

Jorah has one other suggestion for her, if she’ll allow him such liberties. Annnnnd now the Sansa/Dany scene makes so much more sense. Dany didn’t seek Sansa out of her own accord to try and bridge the icy gap between them because she’s just so humble and wonderful and loving and good!!!! !!!! !!!! It was actually Ser Jorah’s idea.

So Dany takes him up on his suggestion and seeks Sansa out, finding her in the library with Lord Royce. But ahhhh this scene is just so fucken good, so let’s unpack it, shall we?

Dany enters and asks that they speak in private, and Sansa cedes to her wishes, dismissing Lord Royce.

D - I thought you and I were on the verge of agreement before... about Ser Jaime.

S - Brienne has been loyal to me always. I trust her more than anyone.

D - I wish I could have that kind of faith in my advisers.

Here she takes a low blow at Tyrion again, but Sansa defends him.

S - Tyrion is a good man. He was never anything but decent towards me.

D - I didn’t ask him to be my hand simply because he was good. I asked him to be my hand because he was good and intelligent and ruthless when he had to be. (See, I told y’all Tyrion didn’t steal the position... and yes, I’m being petty lol). Dany steps closer into Sansa’s space as she continues. He never should have trusted Cersei.

S - You never should have either.

Sansa drops a truth bomb, insinuating (rightly) that Dany shares the blame here, and Dany doesn’t like this at all. She swallows, containing her anger and paints on a fake smile in her irritation at Sansa’s words.

D - I thought he knew his sister.

S - Families are complicated.

Dany smiles at that and pulls up a seat, indicating for Sansa to do the same.

D - Ours certainly have been.

S - A sad thing to have in common.

D - We have other things in common. We’ve both known what it means to lead people who aren’t inclined to accept a woman’s rule. And we’ve both done a damn good job of it, from what I can tell...

Sansa smiles briefly at this. Clearly, Dany is using the compliment strategy again, but not so shallowly this time. Even if she truly believes this, the commonality of them both being women ruling is where this similarity ends. We’ve seen how differently they run things via season 7’s blatant comparison of ‘the three queens’. Sansa stores food, Cersei steals it, and Dany burns it (and yes, I’m going to keep bringing this up). But honestly, who could forget?

vs.

D - (cont.) ...and yet I can’t help feeling like we’re at odds with each other. Why is that?

Sansa takes a deep breath but doesn’t reply.

D - Your brother?

Yeah y’all, they really did that. But again I say, no love triangle brewing here, folks.

S - He loves you, you know that? *(I’ll address this in a minute)

D - That bothers you?

S - Men do stupid things for women. They’re easily manipulated.

D - All my life I’ve known one goal. The iron throne. Taking it back from the people that destroyed my family, and almost destroyed yours. My war was against them until I met Jon. Now I’m here, half a world away, fighting Jon’s war alongside him. Tell me, who manipulated whom?

Y’all are you serious?!?!? This entire fucken monologue is like literally POLITICAL!JON — I mean, it’s like D&D are literally fucken trolling this relationship so hard. Nothing like hiding some shit right out in plain sight for all the world to not see it. *And if you think for one minute that Sansa is not playing the game here, and that she actually did a complete 180, then I don’t know what to tell you other than, just wait and see.

There was a reason that they cut that office scene between her and Jon in the last episode, and after mulling it over with a few of my comrades, I think that it’s possible that Jon came clean and brought Sansa in on it. They have been a unit since they reunited, and a major part of Sansa’s hostility in the last episode was because she felt Dany was encroaching upon that, and she was losing Jon. Romantic or platonic, no one can deny the dynamic is there between Jon and Sansa. I happen to think it’s romantic, and I will die on this hill—but political!jon and jonsa aren’t mutually exclusive!!! !!! Okay, back to our dialogue.

S - (releases a small laugh and looks down—and I can’t help hearing Catelyn’s voice in my head: ‘you always look at your feet when you lie’) I should have thanked you the moment you arrived. That was a mistake.

D- (reaching down and placing her hand atop of Sansa’s). I’m here because I love your brother, and I trust him. And I know he’s true to his word. He’s only the second man in my life I can say that about.

S - Who was the first?

D- Someone taller.

They both giggle. I assume the other man she’s talking about is Drogo. In any event, I feel Dany is being truly sincere here. This is why people (her stans and the GA both) have a hard time seeing the darkness in her—because one minute she’s sitting narrow-eyed at a table, fighting off a tantrum while she drones on about her father—the fucken mad king—and how her and her brother fantasized about what they would do to the man that murdered him (one can only assume she wasn’t implying knitting him a sweater and mittens), and the next minute she’s all gentle heart and eyes and soft tones about loving and trusting Jon, and giggling with his sister about her ex being much taller than him. I get it. I really do.

But here’s the thing about political!jon that the antis and the jonerii always get wrong—at least the version I subscribe to (and yes, there are several variations of it because we aren’t a hive-mind like we’re always accused of being): Jon has every intention of fulfilling his pledge to Dany and whatever that entails—which is why he keeps trying to convince everyone that she’ll be a good queen (including himself). But he doesn’t love her. He simply used the feelings that he recognized that she had for him, to manipulate her to his cause. This doesn’t mean that he’ll throw her out of winterfell and bone his sister when it’s all said and done—because no, Jon isn’t a creep, but he is actually rather cunning when he deems it necessary.

However, he won’t have to keep up the charade, or boot her ass out of the north, or any of the other things the jonerii accuse us of ‘fantasizing’ about, because Dany is going to go dark, and everyone will see her for what she truly is. So, let’s return to our dialogue so I can get tf off of this scene! lol

~ S - And what happens afterwards? We defeat the dead, you destroy Cersei, what happens then?

D - I take the iron throne.

S - What about the North? (Sansa’s tone drops here as she becomes emotional about her home and her people, the music becomes more ominous as the softness ebbs from Dany’s face). It was taken from us, and we took it back. And we said we’d never bow to anyone else again. (Her tone gets sharper, as she asks again). What about the North?

Dany looks angry now. She’s done playing nice, as she pulls her hand back from Sansa’s. The ominous music drones on as they stare at each other, and the maester interrupts them.~Theon has arrived at Winterfell. The music swells, and Theon looks first to a very visibly emotional Sansa, then Dany, and then back to Sansa again before customarily bowing to and acknowledging his queen. Suddenly Dany gives a flying fuck about her ally and inquires about Yara. Theon explains she’s taken back the Iron Islands in her (Dany’s) name.

“But why aren’t you with her?” Dany asks, confused at his presence, while the music swells again and Theon looks again, to Sansa—and not his queen. Dany of course notices this, and turns to look at Sansa as well, as Theon directly addresses—you guessed it—Sansa, and not his queen: “I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you’ll have me.”

And oh dear god, I’m so emotional rn, as Sansa’s eyes flood with tears and she runs to envelope Theon in a hug — Theon whom through his own trauma, not only helped to get her away from Ramsay and safely to Jon — but also cared enough for her and the Starks and what he did, to come back and finish making amends!!!! And you know Sansa is so proud of him!!! And I just had a conversation earlier with my bb @scullylikesscience that Theon would likely pledge to protect Bran, and that he will also likely sacrifice himself somehow to save one of the Starks, therefore completing his redemption arc, and I just can’t even rn— 😭😭

Scene Highlights:

Lord Royce leaving only when Sansa dismissed him.

Dany witnessing firsthand the devotion that Sansa and the Starks inspire in people.

Also... don’t forget

We’re back out in the courtyard, where Dadvos is serving up dinner to the Northerners with a side of confidence, and Gilly is advising a woman where to go below in the crypts. A little orphan(?) girl with burns on the side of her face asks Davos where she should go and my fucken heart is shattering again because you know he sees Princess Shireen in her!!!

And Fuck you Bryan Cogman, you’re killing me!!!

She’s not sure where to go because she knows the children are going to the crypts where they’ll be safer, but both of her brothers were soldiers and so she wants to fight too. Auntie Gilly to the rescue: she tells the girl that she’d feel much safer if she was down in the crypts protecting her and her son, and with a purpose, the girl happily accepts her bowl and heads off as Gilly smiles softly at Davos. And god dammit, Liam Cunningham played this scene so well. He literally has me tearing up here!

The horn blows for a new arrival, and Edd is here! The last of the Nights Watch are back together again — and Tormund. lol He glomps Jon, affectionately dubbing him his ‘little crow’, and they let Jon know that Last Hearth is done for and anyone else who’s still out there is pretty much part of the AotD now. They have until sunrise to finish preparing.

And the war council has commenced.~We get a little glimpse of what the NK wants, I guess??? Bran says “he wants to erase this world, and I am its memory.” —but why? And then Sam says something pretty poignant that I want @thelawyerthatwaspromised ‘s thoughts/opinion on: “That’s what death is, isn’t it? Forgetting. Being forgotten. If we forget where we’ve been and what we’ve done, we’re not men anymore, just animals.Your memories don’t come from books, your stories aren’t just stories. If I wanted to erase the world, I may not start with you.”

Pretty sure those that theorized that Sam is writing A Song of Ice and Fire were right, y’all — and with such a ‘poetic’ title, to boot.

They strategize a plan to ferret the NK out using (a volunteering) Bran as bait in the Godswood. Theon volunteers himself and the Iron Born to stay with Bran and protect him (and jfc here comes the end I predicted for Theon and I hate it so much), as Jon shares that taking out the NK will likely diminish the entire army. They cement their battle plans and Dany insists Tyrion stay in the crypts because she intends to keep him on as Hand. Tormund announces that they are all going to die, but at least they’ll die together, and Jon suggests everyone get some rest. Avoiding eye contact with Dany, he utters “your grace,” and then quickly ducks out on her ass again, leaving her looking confused and frustrated.

Scene Highlights:

Jon’s commanding presence in this meeting — even so far as to dismiss everyone, despite the fact that Dany is the queen and supposed to be the one calling the shots. Even her people look to him here for leadership, which is interesting.

Aegon Targaryen and his sister-wives.

Thank you @goodqueenalys ❤️

Alys Karstark making another appearance here, standing beside Theon—yeah, I’m becoming more and more convinced we’re getting a Sansa death fake-out at the expense of this ginger beauty.

We head back out to the courtyard where a lonely looking Missandei attempts to befriend some northern children. Unfortunately, she came with the Dragon Queen, so they want nothing to do with her. Grey Worm joins her and the two make plans to leave for Naath after Dany takes the throne — which means that one of them is probably going to die. Sigh.

Way up high on the ramparts, Sam asks Jon if he’s told Dany yet. He has not, and so Sam prods him a bit — and oh look, there’s Ghost, off to the side looking like they literally photo-shopped him into the scene. 🙄

Edd joins them, and the last of the Watchers On The Wall commiserate, and poke a little fun at Sam. I’m very emotional as Edd says “last man left, burn the rest of us” (which most likely won’t be him) as they pan out to the northern scenery in the distance.

The Lannister boys are reminiscing again, this time by the hearth and are joined by Brienne and Podrick. Momma Brienne allows Pod a half cup of wine (which Tyrion overflows) and Jaime encourages her to join them (smitten fool). She does, as well as Davos and Tormund, too—who is fucken hilarious here as he tries to impress Brienne with one of his tall tales, then sloppily downs his horn of sour goats milk. It’s all rather strange. lol

There’s a brief scene of Arya and the Hound on the ramparts. She wants to know what he’s doing here—when’s the last time he fought for anyone but himself, as to which he replies: “I fought for you, didn’t I?” True enough. Beric joins them and Arya takes her leave, declaring she doesn’t intend to spend her last hours with these two miserable old shits. lol

I’m not sure where she headed off to, but Gendry finds her and presents her with her weapon. Arya wants to know what the red woman wanted with him. He tells her his blood because he’s Robert Baratheon’s bastard — which leads into Arya wanting to know how many women he’s been with. Gendry avoids the question, but Arya persists, many face gaming his ass until he relents. LOL

The number is 3, and Arya wants to be number 4. She wants to know what it’s like before she dies. And holy shit, they went there! They kiss passionately, with Arya taking the lead. She orders him to take his own bloody pants off and takes the bull for a ride—if ya know what I mean... 😉

We return to the group before the hearth in the hall. Tyrion remarks that almost all among them had fought the Starks at some point, and yet, here they all are defending them. But yeah, this story is about a Targaryen restoration.

In their battle banter, it comes up that Brienne is not a Knight—and while Tormund would happily Knight her gorgeous big-womaned ass ten times over, tradition does not allow her to be one because she’s a woman. Oh the irony that the most honorable of them all—the one who actually is a true knight, cannot be named one. Until Jaime says, “hold my beer!” (or wine, rather).

Okay guys, like honestly, this is probably my most favorite scene of the entire series. Everything about it is so beautiful and wholesome, as Jaime declares any Knight can make another Knight and bids Brienne to kneel. She looks to Pod who, with an adoring face, gives her a little nod of encouragement, then she looks to Jaime, and he does the same.

The lovely music, the proud faces of all the men who look on with awe as Brienne kneels and Jaime says the words, pressing his blade gently from one shoulder to the other and makes some fucken Westerosi history when he says proudly: “Arise Brienne of Tarth, a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.”

Guuuuuuuys!!!! Omg!!!! I’m definitely ugly CRYING here!!!! Brienne’s eyes welling with tears, her proud smile, all these men clapping and their proud faces!!! Yeah, this is definitely 10/10 my most FAVORITE ever GoT scene!!! Just beautiful!

We jump back out to the courtyard where a very adorable and yet insanely stubborn little Lyanna Mormont is arguing with Jorah about going to the crypts. She pledged to fight for the North and she intends to, so she bids her cousin good fortune and leaves to take her place. Sadly, I think that she will not make it through the battle for Winterfell.

Sam has come to give Jorah Heartsbane. This is another very loaded and lovely scene, and my heart is pretty heavy, because I’m not very confident that Jorah will make it out of this battle alive, either. Sam tells him: “your father taught me how to be a man. Taught me how to do what’s right. This is right,” as he presents him the sword. Jorah accepts this heartfelt gesture and declares that he will wield it in his memory, to guard the realms of men.

BRYAN COGMAN!!!! I’M COMING FOR YOU FOR MAKING ME CRY ALL DAMN NIGHT!!!!

But seriously, the dynamic between Jorah and Sam has just been so beautiful. And all the antis can fuck right off with their shit-talking of this beautiful and wholesome creature that is Samwell Tarly!

We jump back to the crew before the hearth who are loathe to call it a night. Tyrion wants a song, and we are treated to Pod’s beautiful rendition of Jenny of Oldstones — and this entire montage is so beautiful, as we see how everyone is prepping for battle, spending their last hours with those they love and saying their goodbyes. The desperation in Missandei and GreyWorm’s very passionate goodbye kiss is extremely moving and makes me think this is probably their final kiss goodbye, and Jorah looks so gallant as he swings ‘round his horse, making his father proud and my heart is just swelling with love and dread and ughhhhhhhh!!!!!

At first I was a bit upset that none of the Starks were actually together here, but in my rewatch, I’ve come to understand why a little bit more. It seems as if they’ve all revisited their own life’s journey prior to coming home (in this episode). Jon, on the ramparts with Ghost and his remaining brothers of the Nights Watch. Arya, first sharing a brief moment with the Hound and Beric (brothers without banners), and then with Gendry. Sansa sharing a meal with Theon out in the courtyard in the home that holds both good and traumatic memories for both of them. He redeemed himself through her (as Jon said), and they share a bond of both surviving Ramsay and his horrors.

Bryan Cogman did NOT disappoint with this lovely episode, which has been what we will surely look back on as a bittersweet eulogy of sorts to some of the beloved characters we’ve come to know over the years. Yeah, this was beautifully done.

Ahhh, and lastly, we delve down into the crypts where Jon stands before the statue of his mother. Dany has very obviously (and understandably) grown tired of being avoided and sought him out. When he acknowledges her presence with a brief glance and a very faint smile, she cautiously moves closer and wraps her arms around him. And yep, here it is—the reveal. I honestly thought he would keep it from her as long as he possibly could, but I guess he figures they might all bite it anyway, so fuck it... (i’m kidding!! Or am i??)

Dany is taken aback by his words. She releases a shuddering breath and immediately steps away from him, denying it: that’s impossible. Jon tells her he wishes it were — and I fully believe him. Aside from the full-on identity crisis he’s been experiencing, you all know he has no interest in the Iron Throne... all this man has ever wanted was to protect his home, and the ones he loves.

Dany thinks there’s a conspiracy against her between Bran and Sam—and now Jon’s tone and demeanor have changed a bit. He takes a step towards her and insists that it’s true, calling her Dany because it’s informal and personal, and he knows now that she’s his aunt—that means she’s still his family—and I think he’s hoping that they’ll still be able to find some common ground with that.

But the fact that she’s found actual family—that she’s not really the last Targaryen alone in the world anymore—doesn’t seem to affect her as much as the fact that Jon is the last male heir of their line, and so therefore his claim for the throne overrides hers. A claim he has expressed no want or intent for, mind you. Maybe he intended to tell her no one would have to know, and he’d never contest her claim if she’d agree to leave the North independent when it’s all said and done... who knows? Certainly not Jon, because it’s clear he’s taken aback by her response here.

D - if it were true, it would make you the last male heir of House Targaryen (she grounds out those bolded words through clenched teeth and Kit’s micro expressions are on point—jfc, Watch his eyes!!). You’d have a claim to the iron throne.

And with the final utterance of Dany’s last words, the war horns sound. As if that doesn’t seem like a harbinger of Targbowl?!?!

But I will say, in my honest and most humble opinion, that his delivery here was all wrong. The way Jon lamented the story, it kind of came off as if it’s something he might have known all along... and therefore she most certainly will feel betrayed at this. Especially considering her earlier conversation with Sansa. Which, the crazy ass irony of it all is, with political!jon, he was actually already betraying her—just not about what she’ll think it was. Did I say that right? lol

They join Tyrion on the Ramparts, the dead are here. Jon looks towards Dany, nodding as if to ask if she’s ready, and she storms off ahead of him, anger evident on her face.

Ahhhhhhhhh, I’m really scared for Jon here, guys...!!! What are your thoughts?

Remember to care for yourselves and stay hydrated as we slug through this hellish week!

ty @farmgirlusa for your dialogue corrections.

#got afterthoughts #episode recap #jonsa #political!jon #dark!dany #anti jonerys #anti targaryen restoration #anti daenerys #not really but you aren't allowed to be critical of her if you're a fan and her behavior was so inappropriate this episode #so i guess it's anti #got s8 ep 2 #got s8

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Os lançamentos da Páscoa 2020!

Toda páscoa sempre tem aquela lista de novidades, e não importa quantos anos passem: as marcas nunca deixam de estrear um produto diferente. Pode ser um sabor novo, um brinde mais interessante, combinações mais ousadas… Não tem regra, desde que seja sempre muito chocolatudo.

E se você ainda não conhece quais os lançamentos dessa Páscoa 2020, pode ficar tranquilo – a gente te conta quais são as novidades! Depois, é só escolher o seu preferido e procurar por ele nas opções de entrega dos sites e aplicativos de delivery – até porque, ainda estamos de quarentena

KOPENHAGEN

OVO LÍNGUA DE GATO EXAGERO

Apesar do preço um tanto quanto alto demais (R$ 119,90), esse é definitivamente um dos melhores ovos de páscoa dessa temporada. O recheio de trufa de chocolate ao leite é super cremoso, contrastando com textura da casquinha do ovo. Por ser feito de chocolate ao leite, o doce acaba ficando um pouco enjoativo caso você decida comer tudo de uma vez. Então, aproveita a oportunidade e divide com alguém! Vale até dividir o valor do ovo para não pesar tanto no bolso

CACAU SHOW

OVO 7 CHOCOLATES

Preço justo e boa qualidade são duas características que a gente sempre associa à Cacau Show. Mesmo não tendo o melhor ovo do mundo, o custo-benefício é ótimo. No caso desse ovo em específico, senti falta dos diferentes sabores de chocolate propostos pela marca, mas não dá para negar que é uma sobremesa bem chocolatuda. Diferentemente do Língua de Gato da Kopenhagen, esse também tem um sabor mais acentuado de rum e essência – se você gosta, vai fundo nessa opção.

NESTLÉ

OVO NESCAU

Para a galera que é team nescau, a Nestlé lançou uma novidade especial. O ovo de páscoa com esse sabor já tão conhecido por nós, brasileiros, promete ser um sucesso de vendas. O lançamento foi feito em parceria com a NBA, por esse motivo as embalagens e brindes contam com o logo de times que também são um sucesso por aqui: Chicago Bulls, Nets, Lakers e Warriors. Confesso que imaginei algo como nescau balls dentro do ovo, mas a “surpresa” é, na verdade, um tótem/chaveiro com o logo dos times.

GAROTO UNICÓRNIO

O unicórnio já é quase uma instituição na confeitaria – sucesso na decoração de bolos e outras sobremesas, e agora aparece também como tema de ovo de páscoa! A aposta da Garoto está no chocolate branco com confeitos coloridos, espalhados por toda a casca do ovo. E nada de unicórnio como brinde: a criança que receber esse presente terá que se contentar com um saquinho de confeitos.

KITKAT Coelho Easter Break

Esse não é bem um ovo de páscoa, mas aqui a gente gosta tanto de KitKat que não poderíamos deixar de mencionar o doce. Para a Páscoa 2020, a Nestlé lançou essa delícia em formato de coelho, mantendo o recheio de chocolate, waffer e rice crispies. Perfeito para quem quer entrar no clima de páscoa sem gastar muito e ainda saborear um clássico do dia-a-dia.

ARCOR

OVO BON O BON E CREME

Se você ama a combinação de morango e chocolate branco, esse ovo é o seu match perfeito. A casquinha do ovo é feita com chocolate saborizado de morango, e para o brinde temos o clássico bombom bon o bon. A marca também lançou a versão bon o bon sabor amargo, com 70% de cacau. Para quem prefere ovos mais marcantes e o clássico chocolate amargo, essa é uma boa pedida. E aí, gostaram?

OVO ZERO LACTOSE

Intolerantes à lactose costumam ter que resistir ainda mais aos chocolates durante a Páscoa. Mas, a boa notícia é que a cada ano temos novas opções para o pessoal que tem restrições alimentares. Pensando nisso, a Arcor lançou o ovo zero lactose, um produto especial para quem não consome leite.

OVO DOCE DE LEITE

Difícil é encontrar quem não ama doce de leite, então nada melhor do que nos deliciar com um ovo de páscoa desse sabor. Fiquei curiosa para saber se a novidade é boa mesmo, então depois contem para nós o que acharam do ovo!

LACTA

OVO TRIPLA CAMADA OREO

Sim, um ovo oreo com 3 (!!!) camadas. Quem é fã do biscoito – ou bolacha, chame como quiser – vai querer todo o estoque dessa maravilhosidade. A casquinha de chocolate ao leite do ovo é recheada com o clássico creme de baunilha, combinado com pedacinhos de biscoito oreo. Quem aí ficou com vontade de comer?

OVO TRIPLA CAMADA AVELÃ

Quem gosta de sabores mais clássicos como a avelã também tem suas expectativas atendidas. Formando as camadas especiais, creme de avelã e uma farofa da oleaginosa, trazendo um belo contraste de texturas. Isso, envolto pela famigerada casca de chocolate ao leite.

INTENSE 60% CACAU

Para a galera que não é muito fã de ovos de páscoa com recheios cremosos, também temos as tradicionais casquinhas bem sequinhas e cheias de sabor. Nessa temporada a Lacta inovou trazendo o ovo de chocolate amargo 60%, e uma versão sua com mix de nuts – dando aquela crocância extra que muita gente ama.

BRASIL CACAU

OVO DUAS DELÍCIAS

Caso você seja do tipo que demora para escolher qual ovo de páscoa comprar e depois sempre fica se perguntando se tomou a melhor decisão, esse ovo é perfeito para você. Cada metade dele tem um recheio diferente, sendo que a casquinha dos dois lados é de chocolate ao leite. Dani, e quais são os recheios? Um, de leite condensado com leite em pó, e outro com um maravilhoso creme de avelã.

OVO TRUFADO OVOMALTINE

Falei da novidade da Nestlé quanto ao ovo de Nescau, e a Brasil Cacau resolveu apostar em ovo de páscoa com outro achocolatado que a galera também ama. Na embalagem do ovo eles prometem um recheio cremoso e crocante – com casquinha de chocolate ao leite. E se você quiser uma versão menor do produto, a marca também está vendendo o “Ovomaltinho”, que nada mais é do que uma porção mini do ovo, com 75g.

OVO FESTOU

Assim como a Arcor, a Brasil Cacau também incrementou o portfólio de ovos de páscoa com uma versão cheia de confeitos coloridos. A diferença, no entanto, é que os confeitos ficam dentro de um recheio cremoso de chocolate ao leite, sendo a casca do ovo também desse sabor clássico de chocolate.

HAVANNA

OVO DE NOZES COM DULCE DE LECHE

Não sei vocês, mas quando eu penso em Havanna, imediatamente me vem na cabeça doce de leite! O ovo de páscoa com esse recheio já é um clássico da marca, e esse ano a inovação chega com as nozes. A casca do ovo será de chocolate ao leite, com recheio clássico e cremoso de doce de leite e, claro, com o diferencial da oleaginosa. Me parece uma combinação beeeem doce, mas tem tudo para ser deliciosa.

LINDT

OVO NOCCIOLATE

Nem todo mundo gosta da versão cremosa das avelãs, então que tal apostar em um ovo de páscoa com pedaços do ingrediente? E o melhor: tostadinhas! A Lindt desenvolveu essa delícia pensada especialmente para quem valoriza o chocolate ao leite e ama uma boa crocância, como no caso das avelãs tostadas que compõem a casca do ovo.

OVO DOUBLE LAYER

Há quem ame muuuito chocolate ao leite. Então, se você é essa pessoa, pode comprar o ovo double layer sem medo. Essa maravilhosidade pascoal é feita com casca de chocolate ao leite e recheio de chocolate ao leite cremoso. Só de imaginar fiquei com água na boca!

PERFECT BLISS

Quer dar um presentão para alguém que ama as clássicas trufas da Lindt? Vai no Perfect Bliss! O ovo de chocolate ao leite é aberto em metades dentro da caixa, sendo que cada uma das partes é coberta por trufinhas sortidas.

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E aí, qual o seu lançamento preferido dessa Páscoa 2020? São tantas opções que a gente fica até meio perdido, não é verdade? Os librianos que lutem para conseguir escolher só um

Os lançamentos da Páscoa 2020! é um artigo de Danielle Noce.

from Danielle Noce https://www.daninoce.com.br/gastronomia/pequenos-prazeres/os-lancamentos-da-pascoa-2020/

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