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agapintheskin · 2 years ago
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annabeiie420 · 2 years ago
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Hi 👋🏼. I would like to hear about Sagittarius Moons. If you don’t mind. If not that’s totally understandable. Take care 🌸
I’ve always been interested in sagittarius moons. I’ve seen that sagittarius moons and suns actually have similar personalities; I think this is because the moon is not super compatible with this sign, and one will always overpower the other. However I don’t think that makes this a bad placement to have. I know someone who has a sag moon and he loves to travel, he’s very physically active- he plays sports and spends a lot of time at the gym, and he reads a lot of books -specifically history and fantasy. When he was younger he was called “the little philosopher.” These people have VERY active minds and imaginations.
This placement has a lot of positive traits including a very literal positive outlook on life. Sag is ruled by jupiter which is thirsty for knowledge, intellectual stimulation, expansion of the mind, and wisdom. These people ask a lot of questions and don’t just blindly accept the answers they’re given. They dig deeper into “truths” because they are searching for the bigger picture, yet because they are so focused on the big picture they can easily miss smaller details that can point them in the right direction. sooooo if you’re a sag moon, it’s important for you to slow down a bit when searching for answers/solutions. Take a step back from yourself and reevaluate the situation.
They are like their sister moon sign, gemini, fast paced, quick witted, honestly a little chaotic, and have this attitude of “do whatever you want, i don’t care,” or “I’m just gonna do me.”Sagittarius moons are drama queens, but if you tell them this they will (dramatically) tell you why you are wrong. This is a fairly stubborn placement even though they are so open minded because once they find the belief system and ideology that they relate to, they won’t let anyone deter them from it (except for themselves). Maybe stubborn is the wrong word, instead i should say they are strong-willed and confident in themselves. They go according to their own agenda, and, honestly, no one else’s schedule would benefit them the same as their own.
In a relationships, I think (especially paired with sag venus) people with this placement will love to be challenged. Not necessarily on everything, but a healthy amount of debate will keep them on their toes and help maintain a lively relationship, platonic or romantic. Someone who will always be willing to go out or try something new and fun will be perfect for them.
These people start to feel depressed when they feel restrained, disrespected, or that they have reached a complacent spot in their life (work, relationships, etc). To this i recommend going out with friends or being physical (sex tbh) maybe try something new like roller skating, rock climbing, yoga, fuck it even go for a run if you don’t normally do that. Taking a class or reading a book that teaches you something new will get you intellectual stimulated and help you hop out of your rut. These people can be very impatient and can lose hope when things stop moving forward, even momentarily.
Philosophy is going to be a major outlet for this placement, and a healthy amount of it will help them maintain or develop an optimistic outlook. Being ruled by jupiter, sagittarius craves expansion, and in the moon placement it becomes expansion of the mind and challenging their own thoughts. I think this trait can make them very susceptible to substance use. This moons sign might want to see just how much they can use to reach a new area of their mind, to uncover something hidden in their own thoughts, to expand and break the boundaries. i know this is not the coolest to say… meditate (shout out to J. Cole). The feeling of expansion, serenity, and discovery that comes with using….. also comes from intense meditation. Granted meditating is much harder than doing a bunch of drugs (SHORT TERM), but sagittarius moons are always up for a good challenge.
anyways sag moons are fucking cool. best person to have a fun day and a late night with. Conversation is never boring and they have such vibrant and wacky energy. They know how to laugh, how to set aside seriousness and just goof off. When the time comes they will put their serious hat back on and get shit done, but they understand life is better when you can laugh at yourself, your pain, just fuck around and waste time.
sincerely,
a sagittarius rising 😎🤙
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torialefay · 10 months ago
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Hiii can you do a compatibility astro reading for me and Minho??
This is my chart:
© Sun in 14° 13' Libra
• Moon in 1° 23' Scorpio
& Mercury in 28° 23' Virgo
• Venus in 15° 25' Scorpio
§ Mars in 24° 51' Virgo
2 Jupiter in 13° 11' Leo
5 Saturn in 29° 1' Gemini
K Uranus in 25° 13' Aquarius (r)
& Neptune in 8° 14' Aquarius (r)
• Pluto in 15° 22' Sagittarius
I North Node in 11° 32' Gemini (r)
6 Chiron in 3° 51' Capricorn
ASC Ascendant in 20° 21' Pisces
MC MC in 26° 10' Sagittarius
🫶💕thanks so much, I hope you have a great dayyy!
Here u are honeyyyy ❤️🥰
Ascendant (1st house) Pisces:
Alrighty, so ascendant (first impressions/mask) in Pisces (creativity and emotional self-expression), it is likely that you come across as someone you can instinctively trust. People may be naturally drawn to you or automatically feel that they can open up to you. You probably come across as someone who deeply understands and cares about others… More than likely you can play this up to your advantage and you know you are capable of people liking you. It’s not your INTENTION to do this, in fact you probably couldn’t care less, but you do know you have this aspect of yourself. You may have a presentation as having either a dreamy aesthetic or maybe an alternative aesthetic- usually something just unique and used as a form of self-expression.
Tbh I think this is a good placement for Lee Know. Obv I can’t go into his ascendant and houses, but based off his Sun in Scorp, I think you would hit it off fairly quickly. With meeting you, he would probably get the sense that you also come off with a watery, emotion understanding nature. His Scorpio is a lot more intense in his approach though, so he would probably see your Piscean nature as more pure and innocent. He’d probably find you as a lil cutie tbh.
Sun in Libra in 8th house:
With your Sun in Libra in the 8th, I think you reallllllly strongly exercise the balance and harmonious aspect of Libra. Since it’s in the 8th house, I think you are able to internalize other’s emotions and give a reaction to them from that inner aspect of yourself. In other words, you are able to get along with just about anyone, but it’s because you really want to see them for who they are. Reacting in this way, and rationalizing in this way gives you a sense of peace. I could also see this manifesting as seeing the best in people often times. You probably give too much of yourself, and you could even take this to the extreme and get lost in others’ perceptions of you. Again though, I do think that it’s because you need to have that assurance in order to feel peace with yourself. You do also probably have a lil charm to you (even if you won’t admit it, you lowkey know it hehe).
I think any Libra Sun placement is usuallyyyy good with any sign! Lee Know’s Sun in Scorp is no exception. In a relationship, I see him as having the upper hand. I think he would lead the relationship and make most of the decisions, unless it went against something you felt very strongly about. With your Moon and Venus placements also in Scorp though, I think you’d want a lot of the same things and this could actually be a dynamic that works very well
Moon AND Venus in Scorpio in 9th house:
First of all, I want to say that the 9th house (in my opinion) is one of the coolest houses!!! Especially having your moon and venus in it omg omg.
For your Moon in Scorp here, I think you are likely someone who has a philosophical nature. You are probably very interested in the meaning of life and what it means to have a life well-lived. With the watery nature of Scorp, I think this is even increased! Since Scorp has that dark, curious, and beautiful energy, I think it’s likely that you find beauty in darkness or abstractness. You most likely do feel emotions deeply, BUT ALSO you can let emotions over-rule you at times. Either way, I think this is a beautiful placement that overall makes you know both yourself and make others better.
For your Venus in Scorpio in the 9th, I interpret this as, again, finding beauty in things that others may find weird or strange. Its very likely that you are super interested in art of all forms, whether it be painting, sculptures, music, film. Overall, you just want it to make you FEEL something. You look for those moments in life that MOVE you. It is likely that you are drawn to some form of alternative (usually described as dark or unconventional by others) medium- whether it be astrology, tarot, wicca, spirituality, connecting yourself to some higher power… no matter what it is, I think it is something you would be suited for. In the BEDROOM, I think you’re a freak. I’m wondering if you’re into my Venus in Scorp series??? Bc i feel like that’s some shit you’re into lol. Just the intensity of the Scorp ESPECIALLY in the 9th house, bringing philosophy and power into it!!!! Plus Lee Know’s Venus in Scorp. God y’all would be unstoppable lol. I’d be lowkey scared to see the lengths y’all would go to. Y’all deffffinitely possessive over each other though.
Mercury and Mars in Virgo in 7th house:
With Mercury in Virgo in the 7th house, it is likely that you are a very good communicator, and that this helps you form long lasting relationships. You’re probably a really great friend to have (and honestly probably a complex personality) bc your Pisces and Libra placements make you seem super idealistic and sweet on the outside, but when it comes down to it, you can actually be very real with people. This is most likely applicable in situations with friendships, as well as relationships (even though ur sun in libra could give you a hard time initiating the conversations).
Your Mars in Virgo in the 7th also tells me that you you can be very rational in fights and also when going about daily tasks. You likely have a good head on your shoulders and can take into account many perspectives, which will be a big part in helping maintain healthy relationships (from 7th house).
One more thing I want to point out in the opposition of your Virgo in Mars with your Ascendant in Pisces! To me, this is such a cool chart aspect to have. I think of the Virgo-Pisces opposition as the “Axis of Service”. Both like to be very helpful to other people, but go about it in different ways. Virgo energy will bring the more cerebral and calculated aspects, while the Piscean energy can bring about the vision and internal passion. It makes for a nice dichotomy where people see you talk the talk (Ascednant in Pisces), but you can also walk the walk (Mars in Virgo).
With his Mercury in Scorp, I think there couldddd be a bit of a problem here, more for you than for him. Mercury in Virgo knows how to clearly explain their thoughts, ideas, and feelings with another. You are secure in your stance, even if you do have a problem initiating the conversation. For Lee Know, considering his personality and romantic relationship plcaement in Scorp, I think he is more likely to be the type to not exactly know how to explain his emotions. He does tend to have the tendency to sweet talk or dance around things, but let’s be honest, you’ll know when he’s bullshitting. You’d just have to have him work on transparency.
Lee Know’s Mars is also in Virgo. I think this is absolutely an ideal pairing, as y’all will both be able to rationalize any problems that arise and put a game plan together to fix them. In fights, I think you both have the same end goal.
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josiebelladonna · 2 years ago
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Aries Moon: yes, but if there’s some water in there, too (speaking as an actual aries sun no less)
Taurus Moon: oof, i hear you on sensuality, op. love how they always want to feed you, too, i love to eat, man!
Gemini Moon: either my best friend or my worst enemy, there is literally no in between 
Cancer Moon: i’m cancer rising so yes 😀
Leo Moon: Yes, these people are lovers not fighters!
Virgo Moon: i’ve met some awesome virgo moons, i’ve met some outright repulsive virgo moons (virgo mars on the other hand… 🥵)
Libra Moon: literal cinnamon rolls, so yes yes yes!
Scorpio Moon: right smack in my 5th house so gimme that sexy-ass kinky-ass naughty-ass pluto stuff, bay bee
Sagittarius Moon: like with virgo moon, i’ve met some who were the coolest people ever and i wanted to go on adventures with them ad infinitum and i was sad the moment they left the room… and i’ve met some whom i simply just felt a need to kick them right in the nuts
Capricorn Moon: ohhh, you caps are so underrated. you’re like candy to my soul, i never met one i didn’t like and that’s a fact. my crush is a cute chubby little moon in capricorn and he makes me feel all the emotions, especially the sexy ones (since i’ve got kind of a belly kink, you guys look the cutest when you get a little round, too: it’s like saturn and the moon balance each other out and you get fat in all the right places. i just wanna look into those deep, somber eyes and kiss your little cheeks 😅)
Aquarius Moon: we speak in klingon and simlish, we ride on the back of a flying saucer, our third eyes are always open, we walk like egyptians, we wear tie-dye and lace, we have a major neon/cyberpunk fetish, we were mythbusters in another life, we love being around animals the most, science is erotic, and we just want what’s best for everyone, goddammit (utterly humbled that we are your fave, op 💜)
Pisces Moon: my mom has this. and some of my absolute best friends have/had moon in pisces and… they’re some of my absolute best friends for a reason 
me? i’m sun in aries, moon in aquarius, mercury and venus in aries, and mars in cancer + cancer rising (i also have asteroid juno rising, along with the star sirius)
Yes or No Moon Sign Edition: From Yours Truly (a Cap Moon)
This is strictly an opinion post from my personal experiences. My placements are as follows: Sun in Sagittarius, Moon in Capricorn, Mercury in Sagittarius, Venus in Scorpio and Mars in Aries (12H Pisces).
Aries Moon: No thanks.
Taurus Moon: Yes, the sensual appeal is off the charts!
Gemini Moon: Yeeeessss!
Cancer Moon: NO.
Leo Moon: Yes, my precious lunar sunbeam!!!
Virgo Moon: Hard no.
Libra Moon: YES. Protect this charming moonbaby at all costs!!!
Scorpio Moon: Yes, but only if you understand that I need space.
Sagittarius Moon: Yes! Let's go on adventures together!
Capricorn Moon: Yes, yes, definitely. I love us so much.
Aquarius Moon: YEEESSSS. My favorite moonbaby of the zodiac!
Pisces Moon: Yes, but only if you've fire and/or air placements, too.
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nagipops · 4 years ago
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hii I love your blogs sooo much you're really talented (I just needed to say it sorry) so straight to the point, I already made 2 requests to you and I really enjoyed your writing so I would like to make another again. As I'm clueless about what to request I'll just ask for random hcs for konoha 11, idk if it's too much but if so then you can do with Neji (I love him so much), Kakashi and Naruto. Thank you in advance and sorry anything ^^
RANDOM KONOHA 11 HEADCANONS!
FEATURING: naruto, sakura, shikamaru, ino, choji, neji, rock lee, tenten, kiba, hinata, and shino
WARNINGS: mentions alcohol, drugs, food, bugs, and the tiniest nsfw mention if you get the joke. hehe
A/N: AHHHH ANONN this seriously made my day, im so so glad you enjoy my work!! 💖
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NARUTO
you know how we all have “the chair”, where we throw all of our dirty clothes onto?
yeah, imagine that, but from the seat to the fricking ceiling
its just a GINORMOUS MOUND of clothes, you wonder how he even goes through that many clothes so quickly???
definitely shoves it under his bed whenever guests come over (somehow)
holds chopsticks really weirdly. but it works.
asked tenten to put his hair into space buns to mimic his sexy jutsu and went around flirting with the village
jiraiya was so proud of him T-T
comes up with the WORST pickup lines
they’re so bad, its almost charming. almost
has gone AWOL multiple times, disappearing from everywhere, just everywhere
it scared you a little, so you searched the entire village for him
you finally found him sitting on the ledge of a cliff, gazing out at the vast sea
concerned and panicked, you cried out to ask him what was wrong
he turned to you with a crestfallen, devastated look on his face and said,
“i bought shrimp ramen instead of chicken ramen.”
you’ve never searched for him after his disappearance ever again.
SAKURA
100% makes origami shurikens and chucks them at you
they are deathly precise and deathly sharp. seriously, how are these not illegal weapons yet???
writes threatening motivational notes to herself on the mirror
“u got this!” “make sure to smack naruto today!” “ino sucks!”
her backpack would always be way too high up on her back. idk why but. it would
does her hair all nice and pretty before she goes out but once she arrives to her destination SHE KEEP. TAKING. IT OUT. and redoing it over and over and over again
like it’s impossible to make eye contact with her because she’s holding a bobby pin between her teeth while braiding her hair
her guilty pleasure would be hostess treats
ding dongs are her favorite. don’t ask me how i know, i just know.
eats the yellow starbursts just to spite naruto and all her haters
loves small lap dogs, she think’s they’re so cute and cuddly
but she especially loves chihuahuas
they’re so feisty and naruto HATES them, so of course she had to go and get one for herself
dresses the poor dog up in little bonnets and jackets and ties its tiny fuzzy hairs into pigtails
she and the chihuahua are not that much unlike <3
SHIKAMARU
this man is a god at shogi but he absolutely SUCKSSSS at cup pong.
is this an ick? idk. but he is absolute trash at this game.
it gets even worse when he’s got a couple drinks in him
tries to calculate the velocity and acceleration and angle and shit but his shot is always a good two feet off BYE 😭
just mutters an “aw, shit” before awaiting his turn again
hates checkers, loves chess
“checkers is for WUSSIES” - shikamaru nara
i said this in another post, but he is Very Good at whistling
like that’s his hidden talent
can copy any tune with the perfect pitch and rhythm
speaking of, he can do really cool tricks with his tongue
like making a four leaf clover, touching the bridge of his nose with it, flipping it upside down, you name it
he has slanted, scrawled handwriting, to the point where it’s almost illegible
wbk he cheats in school SO OFTEN. but he never gets caught. he’s not stupid, he just couldn’t care less about his classes.
thinks weed and e-cigs are stupid, cigarettes are where it’s at
you just can’t replicate the feeling of taking a drag from a cig after a long, tiring day
plus he looks hella cool while doing it B)
INO
teaches the boyz™️ how to braid their hair
like they all gather in a circle around this feisty fashionista and fail attempt to braid their hair
sakura was just fuming in the sidelines
“OI, INO-PIG, THAT’S A DUTCH BRAID, NOT A FRENCH BRAID!!”
yeah, ino 🙄
the only one that can actually do it is neji because a) this man is talented af and b) he’s got the long hairrr
ino probably envies his thick, sleek hair because hE’S a bOy
also asks everyone for their blood type and zodiac signs and tells them if they’re compatible with her or not
and definitely judges you for your sign 😣
“oh, you’re a gemini? hmm, what a shame...”
makes bouquets for her favorite people and kin assigns everyone a flower
only assigns the pretty nice ones to the people she likes (sorry sakura, you’re out of luck)
one of her favorite hobbies is crafting! she’s really good with details and small things so she loves making those miniature dollhouses and stuff
also really good at watercoloring. especially painting flowers and landscapes
also i feel like she would be really good at playing any instrument because of her skilled hands
can play a badass flute solo. period.
CHOJI
would honestly rather die than get anywhere NEAR an asparagus
he just thinks they’re so gross and bitter and NOT SALTY
he always eats his yakiniku a little bit undercooked because he’s way too impatient to wait for it to cook fully. who do you think he is??
whenever he cloud gazes with shikamaru, when asked what he thinks a cloud looks like, he just says some sort of food
“oi, choji, what does that one look like to you?”
“a... yakiniku grill... with... pineapple rings on it! ooh, and a wagyu steak right there!”
he thinks pringles are an abomination to society. where’s the crisp? where’s the grease? where’s the saltiness?!!!
asks ino to teach him how to do his hair all fancy and the two of them devote an entire day learning different hairstyles
it’s his new favorite thing to do now :D
he really likes crayons!!!!
like he’ll write with them, draw with them, color with them, do everything with them
he’s even tried to eat them. he said they tasted good.
definitely had the 128 crayon pack WITH THE BUILT-IN SHARPENER, and everyone thought he was the coolest kid in town
he ate it UP, he even scored some bbq dates with the ladies
i also feel like he loves basketball, and he has a MEAN slam dunk
like his vertical isn’t that high, but the man can REACH
he loves when people laugh at him when he challenges them to a 1v1 and then proceeds to absolutely destroy them <3
NEJI
he seems like a cucumber kind of guy.
just cucumber
like i feel like he puts it in everything; soba, salads, sandwiches, his face, yeah
it’s mellow and cool, just like him!
speaking of, i feel like he lives for spa days and facials
it just lets him be alone in his little cucumber scented world for an hour or two and he gets damn clear skin from it as well
seriously he has PERFECT skin. flawless. not a single blemish. his cheeks feel like baby butts they’re so smooth.
i feel like he’d be a god at solving rubik’s cubes, don’t ask me why
like if anyone scrambled theirs on accident they would just take it to neji and he’d solve it in the blink of an eye
CAT PERSON!!! loves the little meow meows
who are we kidding, neji basically is a cat; agile, aloof, does silly things without trying to, very cute
he just feels akin to the little fuzzballs and he thinks petting cats are extremely therapeutic. good for the soul
he is a golf man. he would take his juniors golfing and everyone thinks he’s uncool. cmon neji let them go to the skate park at least T-T
also very good at karaoke, definitely surprised everyone once he got a few drinks in him since he started serenading you
LIGHTWEIGHT!!! do not get more than one shot of alcohol in him. he will go berserk.
i also feel like he’d really love photography; not taking pictures of people, but of nature
he loves taking a quiet stroll through a pretty forest and snapping pictures of all the unique flora and fauna
it’s so serene ︶ ‿ ︶
ROCK LEE
100% milly rocks everywhere
gai got in on it too once he asked what lee was doing
“is that what all the youthful cool kids do these days!”
they also dab together. a lot
DO NOT BE SEEN WITH THESE TWO!!! you are not associated with them.
definitely is the one breakdancing in the middle of the dance circle at a high school party
he’s mad skilled at it too
headspins and windmills galore
challenged naruto to a dance-off and completely OBLITERATED him
lee then asked if naruto wanted a rematch, this time with one hand tied behind lee’s back
naruto obliged, and he STILL lost
RIP naruto and his fangirls, they all scrambled to lee afterwards T-T
i feel like his favorite subject is science
not the boring physics equations and laws and theories but the fun EXPERIMENTS
definitely has singed all of his hair off one time and he went to gai blubbering to help him grow back his precious hair
but he loves experimenting with different combinations and chemicals to get different reactions each time
created a potent love potion and carried it around with him all day one day
and it was actually working
girls were flocking to him left and right, staring at his lips and his face
he was so abashed at the sudden attention
heck, it even worked on sakura
“oi, lee-san!”
“hehe, yes, sakura-san?”
her eyes shifted downwards to his lips and his heart thumped harder
“hey... lee-san?”
“what is it?”
“you have something on your lip. we’ve been trying to tell you all day but you just winked and blew kisses at us.”
legend has it lee has still not recovered to this day.
TENTEN
has THE prettiest handwriting. and she can write SUPER fast
it’s like a superpower
like she transcribed five pages of a report in less than two minutes with perfect handwriting
naruto is so jealous.
she is also super good at origami! those diligent, accurate hands aren’t just for throwing things
taught sakura how to make shurikens but does NOT endorse any violent uses of them
she can replicate all of her weapons with paper and they can actually function, it’s so cool
made paper kunai knives one day and the wholeee village wanted to get their hands on them
i feel like she’d listen to mitski. idk i just get those vibes
LOVES BIG DOGS!! especially fluffy wuffy samoyeds
like man’s best friend?? no, GIRL’S BEST FRIEND!!
hugs and cuddles and squishes all the big dogs
she thinks small dogs are spawns of satan
sakura and her have definitely quarreled over this
but at the end of the day, all dogs are adorable fur babies, so she lets it slide :,)
KIBA
kiba always looks SO GOOD in photos you take of him, candid or not
like you could just whip out a camera and snap a photo of him at any given moment and he would look perfect
you framed a picture of him yelling at akamaru for peeing inside the house
it’s pure artwork
i feel like he tries to swagger around with his hands shoved in his pockets but it fails MISERABLY and the girls are wondering if he broke his leg or something 😭
kiba just walk normally. for the love of god please just walk normally.
he tries to slump back in his chair really low but one time he slouched way too low so he slipped off of his chair and onto the ground LMFAOOOO
he just wallowed there... in shame...
also.. he LOVES when the girls put makeup on him!!
he tries to act like he hates it. but it secretly gives him so much confidence
not to mention the girls hyping him up are a huge ego boost
okay the inside of his jacket hood is the warmest. thing. EVER!!!
seriously, no wonder this dude is so happy-go-lucky all the time, he’s living in literal heaven 24/7
it’s like you’re sleeping on a cloud inside a warm, cozy bed during a cold winter morning
10/10 would recommend letting him give you his sweatshirt when you’re chillin with a hair tie ❤️
HINATA
always smells like lavender soap. always
also has the cutest pencil pouches with little puppy faces and kawaii things
oH and she has those mini yoobi highlighters, she thinks they’re so cute (and functional!)
everyone flocks to her to try them out and marvel at the cute tiny highlighters
and they try to steal them from her but she doesn’t even stop them because she’s too timid to 😭
naruto goes BALLISTIC over them
she lets him have all of them <3
tennis girl!!! tennis girl.
all of her opponents always underestimate her because she’s so timid and shy and quiet
but she has a KILLER serve
and then she takes her opponents to the slaughterhouse with a complete shutout ;)
she’s really athletic believe it or not, she can beat most of the boys in a mile run and she has incredible endurance
i feel like she really loves velvet scrunchies
she just thinks they’re so pretty and they keep her hair soft so they’re cute and functional
also takes the PRETTIEST notes!!
color codes, dividers, headers, you name it, it’s all super readable too its insane
everyone asks her for her notes, not to study but just to appreciate the pure artwork that it is ^w^
SHINO
shino is SO easy to prank
“how do you catch an eyemaster?” *cue naruto and kiba snickering*
“eyemaster bait. that is because—”
even when everyone’s laughing their asses off, he still continues to explain his answer since he does NOT GET THE JOKE
tried his hand at writing haikus
here’s his best one so far:
“Bugs are amazing. That is because they are bugs. Bugs are very nice.” - Shino Aburame
VERY proud of it, since it took him weeks to perfect
praise it, pls
had one of those ant farms and bug-catching kits as a kid
and he would fill the kit TO THE BRIM. LIKE IT WAS HEAVY BECAUSE THERE WERE SO MANY BUGS.
he loves the little chitters of the different bugs
he had jars of different bugs all lined up on a wall shelf in his room
collects silkworms off of trees and sticks them into his pockets (no i definitely did not do this as a kid...)
HELP I FEEL LIKE he would record a timelapse of his ant farm growing and upload it to youtube with a movie maker title screen that says
“my ants”
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blacksunscorpio · 4 years ago
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What placement make on e likeable or seemingly unique?
Placements That Make One Generally “likable”
All placements can have their pro’s ;) However, off the top of my head, some of the particularly benefic placements to make one “likable” would be:
Benefic Jupiter Placements
Jupiter is a natural benefic. He is the Roman Counterpart of Zeus. Though the latter had his “dark side”, if you’ve ever watched the film “Hercules” from Disney think of him like that, Jovial. Funny. Always in a good mood [unless his kid gets stolen]. When one has wonderfully functioning Jupiter placements they are typically easy to get along with. Happy. Interested in others. They make friends easily. They forgive easily. They are often lucky which causes them to enjoy/see the “bright side” of life.
This includes:
Jupiter in the 1st
Jupiter in the 2nd
Jupiter in the 5th
Jupiter in the 10th
Jupiter in the 11th
Jupiter trining inner planets such as Sun, Venus, Moon, 
Venus Trine/Conjunct/Sextile/Opposite Jupiter
Makes an individual agreeable and openly expressive/very expressive in regard to love or how they show appreciation towards others.
Leo Placements
This includes:
Sun in Leo
Moon in Leo
Venus in Leo
Leo Midheaven
Leo Rising
Why? because the Sun is a benefic and Leo’s have the monopoly on its energy.
Sun in the 1st House 
Especially in harmonious aspect. These are the people who “light up the room” when they walk in. The Sun’s energy will shine on their face. Will typically have a jolly disposition.
Sun in the 10th House
The Sun in the house of Prestige, especially in harmonious aspect will make someone very popular.
Heavy 5th House/Solar Energy
This includes 5th house stelliums. 5th House is also ruled by the Sun/Leo and is the house of “playfulness” and leisure. People with an exaggeration of the 5th house’s energy [especially in harmonious aspect] will come off as “playful”, happy, childlike, etc. The perfect good-time-gal or good-time-guy. The one you want around to start a party.
Heavy Venusian Energy
Venus/like Libra loves all things agreeable. Loves the light-hearted. The type to be “in love with love”. As a result, most everything they do is drowned in it. When developed, the individual will project this energy outward as well as be steeped in it themselves. As a result, they will be easy to “like”.
This includes:
Taurus/Taurean stelliums [in harmonious aspect especially]
Venus in the 1st
Venus in the 7th
Venus in the 10th
Venus in the 5th
Venus in the 11th
Developed Gemini Placements
This includes:
Gemini Sun
Gemini Moon
Gemini Mercury
Gemini Venus
Gemini Jupiter
Why? Gemini’s are social by nature. Pixie-like. Mischievous but when developed they don’t act like assholes the way their underdeveloped counterparts do. They are the social butterflies. Because they have some of the highest forms of analytical intelligence, they are masters of wit. Incredibly funny. Their comebacks are legendary. Their popular culture references never miss a beat. They know everyone, and everyone knows them. Because they cannot sit still, they are the go-to folks in regard to finding the coolest place to hang out, etc.
Harmonious Saturnian Energy/Saturn Placements
Yes, I know you weren’t expecting to see this but when one has the Lord of Karma working in harmony within their chart, these people are often very kind. They’re practical without being authoritative. They are grounded without being boring. They know how to demonstrate healthy forms of affection without overkill. 
This includes:
Saturn trine/sextile Ascendant
Saturn trine/sextile Moon
Saturn Trine/sextile Sun
Satun trine/sextile Venus
Developed Aquarian/Uranian Placements
Make one the type to look out and care about everyone. They want to make sure everyone is taken care of/looked after. They are generous to an almost crippling degree. They never question whether they should help someone, they just do. Humanitarianism isn’t a theory for these folks, it’s a way of life. These are also the people who come off as “unique” or unconventional to others
This includes
Sun in Aquarius
Moon in Aquarius
Venus in Aquarius
Aquarius 11th House
Heavy 7th House Placements
7th House placements make one very “other” oriented. As a result, they love to have relationships and often find themselves easily cultivating them [Platonic or romantic]. They are the ones who love to shower their friends/family with affection and attention.
This includes:
Sun in the 7th
Moon in the 7th
Venus in the 7th
Mars in the 7th
Jupiter in the 7th
Heavy Chiron/Chironic Energy
Chironic individuals want others to heal. They spend their lives trying to take care of others. As a result, developed people who do not like to take advantage of others’ kindness will reciprocate/find it easy to like these people. They appreciate the helping hand Chironinc individuals love to give. Strong Chironic individuals are the “HufflePuffs” of the Zodiac. They’ll always stay back to help fight for you. This includes: Chiron trine/conjunct/sextile Sun Chiron Trine/conjunct/sextile Moon Chiron Trine/conjunct/setile Venus Chiron Trine/conjunct/sextile Jupiter Chiron Trine/conjunct/sextile ascendant Chiron in Leo
Harmonious Libra Placements
Libra likes balance. Order. They seek to live life on good terms with everyone. They do not like conflict which, when it comes to being “liked” on a superficial level, can take them very far.
This includes
Sun in Libra
Moon in Libra
Mercury in Libra
Venus in Libra
Mars in Libra
Ascendant in Libra
7th house in Libra
10th House in Libra
4th House Dominants
Or 4th House stelliums love to “take care” of others but in a more nurturing way than Aqua placements. They are the “moms” of the zodiac [regardless of sex]. They are always there for people and love to make things comfortable for others.
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cultofbeatles · 4 years ago
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parts of love me do! the beatles progress by michael braun that stuck out to me:
first would like to say that michael braun was an american writer who traveled with the beatles. that’s how he knows them.
paul: ask ringo what kind of music he likes.
ringo: i like all sorts of music - especially shakespeare.
like that when royal people was entering the building for a show the fans were only screaming, “we want the beatles.”
ringo saying his ambition is “to be happy.”
“security is the only thing i want. money to do nothing with, money to have in case you wanted to do something.” - paul mccartney. the gemini.
john’s ambition to “write a musical” breaks my heart because i remember reading that paul wrote about wanting to write a musical with john and now current paul is writing for a musical :,)
“the thing i'm afraid of is growing old. i hate that. you get old and you've missed it somehow. the old always resent the young and vice versa.” -John lennon
think we can all agree john would of been the coolest old person.
michael noticing that paul’s features are much more harder in person despite how delicate he looks in photos.
someone showing john and paul a photo of them smiling and paul saying “lots of teeth in that picture.” while john says “we like to get our teeth into things.”
boys at beatles concerts having their hands over their ears.
paul saying he perfected a disguise so well that george once told him to go away when he asked for an autograph.
john constantly over sleeping is the biggest mood.
what’s not a mood is john saying, “anyway women should be obscene and not heard.”
a series of events: a girl asking john a question, john ignoring her, paul shouting across the room at “in a voice you use to an errant child” ordering john to answer them, and then john finally answering their question.
paul being on the phone asking the others what days of the week they have off, and john shouting random days of the week off to confuse ringo (who is trying his best to answer correctly).
paul saying that one of his friends has poor taste in movies and picks the dumbest shit to watch. we've all been there.
john, ringo, and paul joking over the right way to tie a scarf.
john: “uh, i need another drink, baby.” *paul gets up to order him a drink*
john noticing the radio was turned off while ringo and paul deny doing it. but john says he saw ringo turn it off earlier. 
“tension is mounting.” “tension all shipping.”
deep talks about how people say the beatles are “genuine” and the beatles admitting they're not.
john saying girls mastubrate while they perform on stage.
paul admitting they're all in the masturbating days too.
“why?” says john (responding to paul’s statemnt that people have to like the royal family), i didn't like them even when i was little. i disliked having to stand, which sometimes i didn't.” king shit. shun the system. 
john saying that letters from fans that start with, “you probably won't read this..” they ignore them. sorry we’re insecure and anxious JOHN.
john also saying he hopes that when he tells julian to do something julian would do the opposite. that he wants him to make mistakes, rebel, and be his own person. 
wanna hear the most cancer, water sign shit ringo has ever said? here:
“i don’t like talking. it’s how i'm built. some people gab all day and some people play it smogo. i dont mind talking or smiling, it’s just i don't do it very much. i haven't got a smiling face or a talking mouth.”
paul asking a priest why the churches are so big when there’s people starving. the priest ignored him.
fans throwing stones at the beatles hotel window and paul telling them to stop because they're talking to australia. the whole of australia they're talking to apparently.
“..ringo and george are putting on makeup.” love a good beauty guru.
“my one dream is seeing the four boys in their dressing room. no journalists, no fans, no theater people - just the boys.” - brian epstein 
a photographer saying, “george, could you look more interested?”
the countess of westmorland coming to see the beatles perform and wanting to talk to them afterwards, no one wanting to go but paul goes alone, he comes back telling them to come see her because “she's not an old hag at all...she’s kinda cute.”
john spending big money on cynthia.
“well, i've had a very tiring day making lots of people happy. i’m going to bed.” - paul mccartney. the gemini.
“i love the beatles, especially george’s hairy legs.”
newspaper asking george to write a column for them and he just talks about how attractive girls are.
john and paul sharing a room in paris and sleeping in til three in the afternoon.
paul ordering cheese sandwiches and putting ketchup on it...
jane asher going IN on paul and dragging him:
“...it’s just that he's so insecure. for instance, he keeps saying he's not interested in the future, but he must be because he says it so often. the trouble is, he wants fans’ adulation and mine too. he's so selfish; it’s his biggest fault...” QUEEN. DRAG HIM.
a fan telling ringo that they're about to die, ringo replying with “don't do that” and rolling up the car window.
john putting his boots on the hotel bed and when the hotel official asked him not to he said, “don't worry, we’ll buy the bed.”
george constantly complaining about hotel food.
a police man get crowded by girls because he touched a beatle.
someone buying cynthia a bouquet of flowers. it was me. i time traveled to do that. love you cynthia. 
ed sullivan saying george better be feeling better for the show or else he’ll have to put a wig on.
interviewer: “what’s the biggest threat to your careers - the h-bomb or dandruff?”
ringo: “the h-bomb - we've already got dandruff.”
interviewer: “when do you rehearse?”
john: “we don't.” paul: “yeah, of course we do.”
john: “paul does. we don't.”
an interviewer calling the beatles “monstrous.”
interviewer: “why the beatles? why beatlemania?”
john: “why not?”
if you're wondering why george is hardly mentioned is cause he was either sleeping or at a club lmao.
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hi!!your ships are literally the coolest and i couldn't help but want a bts one 👉👈 i'm a pisces sun,leo moon,gemini rising,aries venus,taurus moon and pisces mercury!thank you so much!!
Alrighty, so after clarifying some typos with u here’s your characteristics~ Pisces sun with leo moon makes you so very relatable and charming. Pisces sun have a likable friendly vibe as they have a selfless heart, your moon in leo shows u are quite emotive in reacting and etc :3 You may feel your emotions similar to a child getting excited and sad easily, basically you express it well and it often makes u charming~ your mercury is in pisces so you tend to look things and project your opinions from how you feel and emotion-wise. This sign is like a natural empath in conversations, soothing and naturally gives us comforting advice at times. (Unless u don’t give out advice lol but usually pisces merc are relaxing to talk with) your venus in aries shows you have a passionate side, especially romantic wise and initiating the first move. U got that fire, and ur mars taurus balances out ur flame with its stable and grounded nature. Taurus mars are calm and can endure/withstand hence they’re quite persistent, so they usually are quite professional and not wishy-washy. Lastly, gemini rising makes ur first impression as a social butterfly due to a natural inclination to chat and being good at it, making new friends.
In bts... your match is Yoongi~
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Aw yoongi the cat 🥺, but don’t worry he ain’t only that, yoongi is a pisces sun as well so you both will get along with meeting as similar ideas and values. Say you guys were paired together for a group project and it’s your first time working together, you both were a bit nervous, but Yoongi eased up afterwards as he found you easy to talk to and no disagreements were made on the slides/planning. Like all pisces natives, they are highly intuitive so you both can sense each other when emotionally down or stressed, which can further grow your bond ;3
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Yoongi is a virgo moon, and these natives are quite meticulous in their thought process and always one step ahead that way. They’re thoughtful but with too much overthinking, they tend to be anxious or self doubt themselves. Both of you can help each other! He may notice little things or details that you didn’t and could help you, like oh you left your lucky plushie charm at home, but he noticed a little fluffy red ear wedged in from the car seat instead~ And your leo moon is confident at times in choices where u make your decision sometimes and with ur infectious happy energy and expression, Yoongi would feel comforted, and reassured with your support. Not to mention cute? Idk 🐥🥺
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Next, he has mercury in pisces as well ooh, so conjunction and you definitely will feel it is easier to grasp each others opinions and communication-wise. Both of you guys can be a pillar of support to one another and as Yoongi is quite introspective in thoughts, he can provide advice to u when there is something bothering u personally. And his mercury is conjunct to your sun sign pisces as well, so u definitely will have engaging conversations that you are interested in~
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Yoongi’s venus is in... aries also! Conjunction again to your venus as well, both of you guys are passionate and romantic in love~ and the atmosphere would be quite you know 🌹❤️👀so there will be some strong attraction, and you both will enjoy how similar and the affection to each other and receiving it~ Yoongi may gift you a meaningful necklace with you and his initials engraved into it, and you just jump into his arms as he feels happy with your reaction and Yoongi just ->😳🥰💖😘~ His mars is in cancer, which your taurus mars is sextile to it making it a positive synastry. You both are similar having a stubborn side, taurus being stubborn with themselves and Cancer being stubborn in their emotions. Your approaches are similar while cancer is more protective and selfless while Taurus is professional and loyal. These qualities together make you two quite the long lasting couple ;)
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Lastly, Yoongi’s venus in aries is sextile to your gemini rising~ It makes you two naturally close and physically affectionate as well! The huggy and cuddles duo u two would be, and Yoongi naturally wants to help and please you. As you both share a natural connection to others taste, desires, and interests so you both would do it out of thought for the other becuz u want them to be happy <3
The cuddly and soft couple, but have a fierce and passionate side :3 Like you guys can go from 🥰🥺💖🍪✨ to 🔥😘❤️🌹⚡️ Everyone thinks you two fit so well <3
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withthehomiies · 4 years ago
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( diana silvers, demigirl, she/they, bisexual ) check it out, i totally just saw TAI FRAISER! some people say they remind them of TAI (CLUELESS), but that’s just hearsay. it could be because they are EARNEST but can also be a bit CLUMSY on a bad day. either way i heard the TWENTY year old is studying GRAPHIC DESIGN. if only they could stop playing ALRIGHT (SUPERGRASS) on repeat so they could actually focus, then their neighbors in BEVERLY HILLS might get some sleep. all i know is that they remind of of DOODLES ON NOTEBOOK MARGINS, OVERALLS WITH COLORFUL PATCHES, BOISTEROUS LAUGHTER and can be seen as THE EBULLIENT.
          ❝ what’s a monet ? ❞
name: tai frasier. age: 20. date of birth: may 23rd, 2000. hometown: edison, new jersey. current location: beverly hills, california. occupation: freelance artist. major: graphic design.
pinterest: xx. playlist: coming soon !
→ 𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪.
☁︎ tai grew up in new jersey, in a little suburban home with her parents and her two brothers ( one older , one younger ). things were simple. she enjoyed saturday morning cartoons, eating large bowls of sugary cereal, and spending time with her older brother theo. her entire childhood, he was her best friend. she thought he was the coolest person alive.
☁︎ she was never the brightest. she always struggled in school ; she just wasn’t able to focus. she would always sit in the back of the class and hope she wasn’t called on as she doodled in the margins of her notebooks. the only school subject she enjoyed ( and was actually good at ) was art.
☁︎ she was never the kind of person who liked to stand out — she’d rather fade into the background. popularity wasn’t something she strived for. instead, her friends were the burnouts, the slackers. the ones who cut class to smoke week under the bleachers. they got a lot of shit, but in reality they were just good kids with no motivation and too much time on their hands.
☁︎ being the middle child, tai didn’t get much attention from her parents, compared to her brothers. this was both good and bad. it meant that tai could pretty much do whatever she wanted without getting in trouble. she regularly snuck off late at night to go to rock shows and parties. she got a few tattoos. she tried everyone once.
☁︎ the year she turned 15 was an eventful one. her older brother graduated and moved out of the house. her parents announced they were splitting up. a few months later, tai and her younger brother, moved to beverly hills with their dad.
☁︎ tai stuck out like a sore thumb at bronson alcott high school. thankfully, cher horowitz and dionne davenport adopted her — they washed the bright red dye off her hair, they gave her a new wardrobe, and even expanded her vocabulary. in all honesty — the clothes weren’t really her style ( so, predictably, that didn’t stick ), but she did gain a lot of confidence she didn’t have before.
☁︎ by the end of her first year at bronson alcott, tai was dating travis birkenstock — a sweet guy who caught her eye on her very first day of school. at first, her new friends assured her he'd only drag her down. tai’s other romantic endeavors failed miserably, and ultimately, tai and travis found their way back to each other.
☁︎ senior year brought on a little new crisis — college applications. tai wasn’t sure if she even wanted to go to college ; she was never the best student, she didn’t want to spent another four years stuck in a classroom struggling to pay attention, and she couldn’t think of a subject she could study at a university level that she’d be good at, much less enjoy. it didn’t occur to her that she could pursue art seriously until one of her friends suggested it. and so she enrolled in ucla’s design & media arts program.
☁︎ she realized she could make a little money on the side by taking commissions, and working on little projects for other people. she started making stickers for fun and built up a little business from her bedroom. she has a decent follower count on tiktok and instagram, and it still blows her mind her that people want to see and support her art.
☁︎ at the moment, she’s living it up in her college dorm. she’s working towards her degree, but every so often she considers dropping out. she could just do freelance work and keep making stickers. but for now, she’s staying in school. she’s single now, and falls in love with someone new every other day.
→ 𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪 , 𝕖𝕥𝕔.
zodiac sign: gemini ☼ / aquarius ☾ / sagittarius ↗. personality type: isfp — the adventurer. enneagram: type 9 — the peacemaker. temperament: phlegmatic. moral alignment: chaotic good. element: air.
☁︎ she was named after figure skater tai babilonia !
☁︎ she can do a spot-on mickey mouse impression.
☁︎ she’s still the same bubbly, awkward, clumsy girl she’s always been. just a little bit more confident than she was at 15.
☁︎ she crushes on people very easily. especially if they have some cool talent, like if they skate or play an instrument.
☁︎ still loves a good rock show — if you’re her friend, she’ll try to convince you to head out to some seedy club just to catch a friend’s band. she loves a good party too, but she will need a ride home after.
☁︎ loves comic books, cartoons, and space. her favorite activity is getting stoned and discussing any of these three topics.
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gottagobuycheese · 6 years ago
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Tag Thingy
Thanks @indezaisive for tagging me! This is a welcome distraction from studying for OSCEs though I really should get on that :P
Name: Cheese 
Gender: Meeeeeeee 
Sign: Gemini 
Height: allegedly 160.5 cm, which is somewhere around 5′3″? 
Sexuality: Ace! (aroace probably but because of this one brief weird time from high school the jury’s still out) 
Lock Screen Image: That generic bright blue space photo on iPhones because I have no personality and also like space 
Ever had a crush on a teacher?: Nah 
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?: cremated uhhh let’s see, ten years, ten years. That’d be...2028? So ideally, if everything goes according to plan and I don’t shoot myself in my remaining foot, I’ll be a couple years into a job, unless I somehow get into some fancy pants specialty that requires more than a standard residency (but I’d have to get a decent grade in pathology for that so whelp) 
If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be?: The ISS, or Antarctica, or Denali, or somewhere equally wide open where I could pretend I don’t have any pressing responsibilities and feel that awesome wonder you get when you see a sky which a bunch of stars. Or if that’s too outlandish, Japan because that was the greatest break I’ve ever taken 
What was your coolest Halloween costume?: I dressed up as the bubonic plague one year for extra credit in my history class and had a grand old time. Everyone who dressed up (for extra credit) was supposed to give a presentation about their historical relevance, and my teacher loved my costume so much she made me come back for her last class of the day to do it again. A lot of other people were creeped out by it, which was extra fun. I still have this bald patch on the back of my hand from where I had to yank off this one stubborn raisin 
Favorite 90s TV Show: I don’t know what TV shows I presently enjoy were from the 90s, but at the time I loved Digimon. Still enjoy it, but mostly for the nostalgia at this point. I think I also just enjoyed that whole feeling of getting up super early on a Saturday with my brother to watch the latest episode of whatever season was playing at the time 
Last Kiss: Probably my dad? That was months ago before I started Hell Semester 2.0, but I'm fairly certain he was the last person to see me off to the airport so. Probably 
Have you ever been stood up? The bus...it keeps ghosting me. This whole week has been an exercise is betrayal. Like, you get up at 7-whatever so you can catch the 8:02 bus to make it to your 9 o’clock class, but nooooo, by the time you get to the bus stop, the 8:02 bus doesn’t exist! So you have to wait for the 8:17 bus! But that bus is late! And by the time it finally reaches your stop it’s so full of people that were betrayed at all the previous stops that you can’t even get on! And then you have wait for the next bus and be atrociously late for class and walk in shame through the front of the room right in front of the lecturer to the only available seats left in the lecture hall, or you try to sprint to the next stop before it gets there so you can nab a spot once some of the people disembark that only worked once though and it was because the traffic lights were in my favor. Or take a cab, but that’s so expensive 
Ever been to Vegas? Yup! Twice, I think. Once when I was around 6 (which could mean I was anywhere from 4 to 9, because I ascribe almost every vague childhood memory I don’t have a specific time period for to “when I was 6″) and once for New Year’s 2017. A better experience the second time since we didn’t lose any precious stuffed animals, but it was quite loud and drunk because it was New Year’s. But we did go see a magic show, so that was neat. And it wasn’t a creepy magic show and they didn’t rope us in for audience participation, so that was even better 
Favorite Shoes: I really like these velcro sandals of mine, but they’re so old and tattered I feel like the straps are just going to fall off soon. My foot is already breaking through the body of the sandal into the hollow space inside, and there’s basically no sole left. I should probably get new ones, but meh 
Favorite Fruit: Oh jeez this is a hard one. Fruits have grown on me so much. I do love mangoes, but tangerines are such a good regular reliable snack, and I’m more picky about mangoes than tangerines. Oh but I had these insanely good mandarins in Japan once that tasted like actual heaven, especially because it was so hot and they were so cold. So maybe those after all 
Favorite Books: I haven’t read in so long I’m sorry I think the most recent book I enjoyed was Howl’s Moving Castle or The Martian, but those were more oh-no-I-have-important-things-to-do-let-me-procrastinate-harder reads. I guess if we’re talking comforts reads that I know I can enjoy at pretty much any time, probably Harry Potter or Warriors, but I know I’ve read a lot of other books I really enjoyed at the time. Unfortunately, I have the memory of Mouse AB#310013 so I cannot recall what they were 
Stupidest Thing You’ve Ever Done: gonna take a leaf outta Zai’s book and say going to med school because let’s face it the way things are going this isn’t gonna end well for me or for the general public. In terms of actual, genuinely, 100% beyond-a-shadow-of-doubt stupid things I’ve done, probably this one time in high school where I made the mistake of trying to wear a dress. I was home alone, about to leave for a school performance, and I thought to myself, “Hey, since this is already here, instead of wearing my normal funeral performance clothes, what if I try this out?” I didn’t know that the bows on those kinds of dresses could be untied (I thought it was just stitched in as part of the design), so I tried to squeeze my head and arms through the darn thing by sheer force of will (in hindsight, I may have been trying to go to the armhole instead of the head hole because I’m just That Bad at wearing anything but a t-shirt and shorts). At some point my vision started to go spotty and I toppled over, and the only reason I am still alive to tell you this story is because I had the foresight to remove my watch. I managed to squeeze one arm through next to my head and yanked on that bow like my life depended on it which it did and freed myself from its murderous grasp. And I haven’t ever tried to wear a dress since because I’d probably die :D 
Best Thing You’ve Ever Done: In sixth grade I let this low-key annoying stranger borrow my valve oil in our first few days of band class and now they’re one of my best friends so I’m grateful for that
Why do my answers keep getting so long every time 
Tagging @pachelbelsheadcanon, @averybritishbumblebee, @christlovez, @sailorlock, @stealingyourdreams, @eiramew, @shingeki-no-korra, and YOU! If you want to. But don’t feel obligated! 
#Cheese's personal molasses#tag game#tag thingy#actually maybe the stupidest thing I've ever done was (again in high school)#try to respond to this note someone left on my car telling me to ‘get out and park somewhere else!’#with what I thought would be a very courteously drafted letter articulating my reasons for parking there#and what I assumed were their reasons for wanting me not to park there#it was supposed to be raining the next day (back when it actually used to rain there lmao) so I left them two hand warmers as well#but because of the aforementioned rain my dad didn't let me drive to school that day#pretty sure if I left that note there I would've gotten my teeth punched out because looking back on it now#there is nO WAY to read my note and not think I'm being terribly sarcastic and snarky#which maybe I was a little bit but I was also sort of genuine#probably a good thing I didn't engage though 'cause I found out from their next note they were just a racist jerk#that was kinda scary to learn because that meant they'd seen me but I hadn't seen them and that meant they had more power than me#but I showed the note to our parking security guy and he took care of it (I assume)#plus I didn't even have to drive to school after that week so nothing came of it#ANYWAY I got terribly sidetracked again so I'm gonna go either study the marksheets for tomorrow's osce#or procrastinate by writing another story I don't have time for#but in either case thanks for tagging me!#it was fun#I'm gonna post this and see all the hundreds of typos I made and kick myself but whatever
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ryanmeft · 7 years ago
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Every Classic Mega Man Weapon Ranked, Part 2
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To gamers who were young in the ancient 80's, game characters were iconic in a way that modern kids, with a veritable plethora of types of games to choose from, simply cannot fathom. We stomped on Goombas with the Super Mario Bros. We fought Ganon with our sword and our wits.  We plumbed the depths of alien planets with a hard-bitten bounty hunter. We even occasionally played things that weren't made by Nintendo, like that one really fast guy from that one company. What was his name? Was it Speedy? Oh yeah! Good 'ole Speedy the Hedgehog. Even with all these iconic characters, one stood out for letting you do something no one else did: taking your enemy's weapon, and ripping them a new asshole with it. Mario didn't do that. Link didn't do that. Speedy certainly didn't do that. Capcom seems to have forgotten about the Blue Bomber lately, but on Monday they're going to announce...some Mega Man thing. We don't know what yet. Hopefully it's cool. Anyway, to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the original Mega Man, here's part two of my list ranking every Mega weapon in the classic series. You can find part 1 here: http://ryanmeft.tumblr.com/post/168077242247/every-classic-mega-man-weapon-ranked-part-1. And part 3 here: http://ryanmeft.tumblr.com/post/168173192902/every-classic-mega-man-weapon-ranked-part-3 And the last part: http://ryanmeft.tumblr.com/post/168197639092/every-classic-mega-man-weapon-ranked-part-4
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53. Quick Boomerang (MM2) It's a boomerang. Just a boomerang. I used to like standing around firing them and watching them return to me, because I was 8, and stupid.
52. Flame Sword (MM8) It's exactly what it says it is. After years of shitting out seriously crappy melee weapons, this one...well, it wasn't especially useful, but it wasn't godawful, either. And wouldn't you know it? Just when Capcom seemed to be inching toward doing it right, they figured out it was kind of pointless to do at all. They could have tumbled to that back in 1990 and saved a lot of kids a lot of disappointment.
51. Yamato Spear (MM6) This one could be rapid fired, but it is otherwise just an arrowhead that you can shoot. "Yamato" is a word that means "Japan". Isn't it kind of really, really sad that this is the coolest thing a Japanese developer could think to give to a boss literally named Japan Man? 50. Concrete Shot (MM9) File this one under "cooler in theory than in practice". The ability to encase enemies in stone sounds cool (and slightly insane), but visually, all it really does is replace the enemy sprite with a rock.
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49. Thunder Bolt (MM7) Almost every MM game has one or two weapons that are just filler---not offensively useless, but not odd enough to stand out, either. For Mega Man 7, this one filled that apparent need.
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48. Bubble Lead (MM2) The original travel-along-the-floor weapon. How, exactly, does one make a bubble out of lead without breaking science? It was the only way to deal with lots of annoying ground enemies, though, so we'll forgive the bastardization of the laws of nature this once.
47. Wind Storm (MM6) Oh, sweet. We literally get to shoot a tornado and why is it tiny? Why is it just moving along the ground? Wind Storm is technically a tornado, but it's a little like the fact that a poodle is technically a dog; that still doesn't make it cool.
46. Needle Cannon (MM3) It fires big spikes. You can't get much more straight forward. Unless the enemy was weak against it, it wasn't very much fun, but it wasn't annoying, either.
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45. Freeze Cracker (MM7) Seemingly unable to make an ice weapon that was actually cool, Dr. Wily settled for merely functional. This one is basically useful for shattering on walls to hit shielded enemies from behind, and you don't have to do that often enough for it to be awesome.
44. Blizzard Attack (MM6) Much like the Silver Tomahawk, this one has a rather incomprehensible flight path. It works fine if your aim is right, but it's just too easy for the odd pattern to miss.
43. Napalm Bomb (MM5) Imagine if some daycare mistook this for a bouncy toy.
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42. Hornet Chaser (MM9) This one may make me think of a hive of bees nesting in Mega Man's chest, but it's still rather unfairly maligned. It isn't very powerful, but it's great for taking out small, annoying enemies, and sometimes it brings you presents. The only thing real hornets bring you is inexplicably dark endings to early 90's Macauley Culkin movies.
41. Flash Stopper (MM4) Capcom's to-date last experiment with halting the flow of time, and that's probably a good thing. This one allows Mega Man to still fire standard shots while time is stopped, but not to use any other weapons. That's an improvement, but the only way for this power to be as cool as it sounds is to allow you total freedom while it's active, and that's more power than any 'bot needs. Think of the children, or something.
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40. Danger Wrap (MM7) Every now and then, Capcom comes up with something that is totally original, and so it was with this weapon, which wrapped up enemies in a bubble that then exploded. It was cool when it worked right, but it was so picky on which enemies would actually bubblesplode that it wasn't very useful.
39. Crystal Eye (MM5) Are you actually firing a robot's eye here? How does this work? Whatever. Ahem. This is basically the concept behind the Gemini Laser, but occasionally useful. It splits into four little ping pong balls, and chances are one of them will hit something.
38. Ring Boomerang (MM4) I'm not sure how a ring would return when thrown. I mean, it isn't special. It isn't the One Ring. It isn't even a diamond ring. It's just a hoop of gold. Maybe it's magnetized. Anyway, this one actually lays the smack down pretty hard when it hits. Short range, unfortunately, hampers its usefulness.
37. Shadow Blade (MM3) This was like Metal Blade, except you couldn't throw it in any direction, it had a limited range and it ate up more weapon energy. It was a Metal Blade that didn't work as well, which, you know, as pitches go, that's unique.
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36. Knight Crusher (MM6) This is like the Rolling Cutter, but you can kind of aim it a little bit. Look, let's just call it what it is: Mega Man 6 really phoned it in. Most of the weapons weren't terrible, per se, but they were the textbook example of a developer who no longer cares. Sure, it's hard to blame them. The NES was basically dead by this point. It doesn't change the fact that "slightly better Rolling Cutter" is the best MM6 had to offer.
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35. Leaf Shield (MM2) The original shield weapon was super useful, as long as you stood still. Somehow, though a shield made of flowers disappeared the moment someone farted in the general vicinity, one made of leaves did not. However, once you moved it flew away, and likely drifted harmlessly to the ground the moment it hit anything bigger than a politician's soul. Capcom would spend the rest of the series figuring out how to make a truly useful shield.
34. Search Snake (MM3) This one was nice for for getting those hard to reach enemies, but let's pause for a moment. Mega Man is shooting snakes out of his arm. Where are the snakes coming from? Is he generating them inside his gut? Is there a hatchery in there? To anyone about to explain to me that they are robot snakes I KNOW THAT IT IS CALLED HUMOR
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33. Noise Crush (MM7) This one is powerful, but just...strange. Think on it. The technology to simply charge weapons directly is already in widespread use, and Wily decides it would be better if you had to do it via table tennis. Strange.
And that’s it for part 2 of the list, in which we went from the weapons that were just boring rather than actively useless to those that are fun to play around with but mostly too strange to hit your regular rotation. Next we’ll be dealing with the weapons that you actually go looking for in the pause screen, and in part 4 on Monday, the best weapons in Mega Man history!
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winchesters-love · 7 years ago
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Get To Know Me!!! A Little Too Well
1. Name: Nicole 2. Nickname(s): Nik, Nikki 3. Birthday: June 21 4. That makes you: 18 5. Where were you born: Nebraska 6. Location right now: Same place 7. Shoe size: 7 8. How many piercings?: None 9. Tattoos?: None, but I'd love a few <3 10. When you wake up you're: Confused and even more tired 11. When your about to sleep you're: Wide awake 12. Zodiac sign: Cancerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr/Gemini 13. Chinese sign: Rabbit 14. Righty or Lefty: Righty 15. Innie or Outie: Innie 16. School: Out of school :P Section Two: Looks 17. Nationality: White 20. Weight: 110 lbs 21. Height: 5'6 22. Braces? No 23. Glasses? Yes Section Three: Private Life 24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? I do! 25. If so, who? The love of my life, Nate 26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? My boyfriend 27. Who has a crush on you? No one haha 28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? Nope 29. Who was your first kiss: Nate, he kisses pretty good 30. Who was your last kiss: Nate <3 31. Are you a virgin? Yes 32. Ever had a threesome before? No 33. NQ- Ever been swarmed by ladybugs?: Nope 34. Have you ever been in love? Yes 35. Broken any hearts? Not that I know of 36. Got your heart broken? Quite a few times 37. Ever liked a friend? Yea 38. What happened? We started dating
Section Four: Past Relationships 39. How many relationships have you been in? 1 40. How many were serious enough to count: I'm in it 41. Who were those serious ones: I've only been in 1 42. NQ- Who USED to be your best friend: Well, he's still my best friend so 43. What made them different: Nothing 44. What happened: We started dating 45. Best boy/girlfriend: The one I'm dating 46. Worst boy/girlfriend: N/A 47. Ever been kissed: Yes 48. Who do you want back: No one 49. What do you regret: Focusing too much on guys 50. Why? Because I would've done so much better in school Section Five: Favourites 51. Song: Sound of Silence 52. Movie: Zootopia 53. Food: Anything really 54. Drink: Apple Juice 55. Store: Gamestop and Hot Topic 56. Television show: Stranger Things and Mom 57. Holiday: Christmas 58. Book: Grace Lost Series 59. Ice cream: Mint Chip 60. Sweets: Chocolate 61. Crisps: Doritos Jacked 62. Type of music: Pretty much every genre 63. 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Brand of Shoe: Airwalks 99. Brand of clothing: Aeropostle 100. Body part of a chicken: Thigh 101. Swear word: Asshat 102. Month: December 103. Possession: My ring 104. Team: Don't have a favorite 105. Season: Winter 106. Radio station: Pop station 107. Magazine: Don't read them 108. Favourite grade: Senior year 109. Least favourite grade: 5th grade 110. Teacher: Kindergarten 111. Least favourite teacher: Math teacher in 5th grade, he was a douche 112. Subject: Art/Choir 113. Subject to talk about: Anything and everything Section Six: Family 114. Who's your mum?: Not here 115. Who's your dad?: My role model 116. Any step-parents?: Yea, had a few 117. Any brothers?: 2 118. Any Sisters?: Nope 120. Coolest: Older brother 121. Loudest: Me 122. Best relative: My cousin 123. Worse relative: No one 124. Do you get along with your parents? My dad, yea 125. With your siblings? Mostly, we game with each other 126. Does anyone understand you? Yea 127. Do you have any pets? Nah 128. If so, what kind and name? 129. If not, what do you want as a pet? I want another dog, we had to get rid of ours Section Seven: School 131. Are you still in school? Nope 132. Did you drop out?: 2.75, I didn't pay attention freshman and sophomore year 133. Your current GPA: No thanks 134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: School bill paid for it 135. ABC's?: Know them 136. Favorite class: Choir and art 137. Play any sports at school?: Played soccer 138. Are you popular? With the outcasts 139. Favourite memory: Being the only girl good at soccer 140. Most humiliating moment: Falling in front of my close guy friends 141. Most funniest moment: Hitting someone in the face with a soccer ball 142. Most scared moment: Graduating Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear 145. Chicken: Bawk bawk 146. Dog: Soft puppy 147. Christina Aguilera: Music 148. Ricky Martin: Who? 149. 50 cent: Rapper 150. Poop: Emoji 151. Beach: Sand 152. Dessert: Cactus 153. Water: Blue 154. Osama: Bin Laden 155. Love: Life 156. Your little brother: Xbox One 157. Butt: Nice 158. Clowns: Pennywise 159. Wonder: Over Yander 16o. Brown: Pants 161. Banana: Yum 162. Sex: Rope 163. Parents: One 164. Homosexuals: Jensen and Jared 165. God: Father Section Nine: Do you believe in 166. God: Yes 167. Heaven: Yes 168. Devil: Yes 169. Hell: In a sense 170: Boogey man: No 171. Closet Monsters: Nah 172. Fortune telling: Nope 173. Magic: Nuh uh 174. Love at first sight: Depends 175. Ghosts: Nope 176. Voo-doo dolls: Nah 177. Reincarnation: Nope 178. Yourself: Ehh, not really Section Ten: Do you 179. Smoke: And kill my lungs? No thanks 180. Do drugs: Pfft, why would I? 181. Drink alcohol: Again, I'm not trying to die at a young age 182. Cuss: Yea 183. Sing in the shower: Sometimes... 184. Like school: Yea, it was the best place to be! 185. Want to get married: Mhmm, and I'm glad I found someone 186. Type with all of your fingers: Not really 187. Think you're attractive: Most days 188. Drink and drive: Fuck this 189. Snore: Sometimes 190. Sleep walk: Nope 191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Best place to be honestly Section Eleven: Have you ever 192. Flashed someone: On accident 193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: I don't drink 194. Told that person how you felt: Yep 195. Been arrested: Nope 196. Gone to jail or juve: No 197. Skateboarded: Yes 198. Skinny dipped: In a bath 199. Rock climbed: Do it every summer 200. Killed someone: Nope 201. Watched porn: Nah 202. Gone on a road trip: Kinda 203. Went out of the country: Nah 204. Talked back to an adult: Yes 205. Broken a law: Nope 206. Got pulled over: Don't drive 208: Cried to get out of trouble: I don't usually do anything bad 209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: I'm supposed to, I'm there to listen 210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: No 211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: No 212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: Nah, I usually eat it 213. Mooned someone: Yes, once 214. Shop-lifted: No 215. Worked at McDonald's: No thank you 216. Eaten a dog: A hot dog! 217. Give money to a homeless person: Yea, I've fed them too 218. Glued your hand to yourself: Yes 219. Kissed someone of the same sex: Playing Pocky 220. Had a one night stand: I have two right beside my bed 221. Smoked: Nope 222. Done drugs: No 223. Lose a friend because of your ex: I don't have any exes 224. Slap someone for being stupid: Yes 225. Had cyber sex: Sexted?? Kinda 226. Wish you were the opposite sex: A lot more often than I should sometimes. But for completely different reasons 227. Caught someone doing something: Yea 228. Played a game that removes clothing: Strip truth or dare ;) 229. Cried during a movie: All the damn time 230. Cried over someone: It's hard not to when you can't have an actor love you 231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: Yea, and I did 232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: Nah 233. Ran away from home: Nope 234. Cheated on a test: Once Section Twelve: Would you 235. Bungee jump: Nope 236. Sky dive: Hate heights 237. Swim with dolphins: Yes 238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: That goes against girl code 239. Try to be the opposite sex: No 240. Lie to the police: Hi officer my real name is Nicholas... Cage 241. Run from the police: No 242. Lie to your parents: Done it before 243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: That's just plain rude 244. Be an exotic dancer: Only for my boyfriend <3 245. NQ- Kill the president: Nah Section Thirteen: Are you 246. Shy: Yes, especially around new people 247. Loud: Extremely 248. Nice: I try to be 249: Outgoing: I fake being outgoing haha 250: Quiet: Yea 251. Mean: Depends, I'm mean to those I like 252. Emotional: Sad to say, but yea 253. Sensitive: Mhmm 254. Gay: I'm very happy 255. Strong: I wish, need to start working out 256. Weak: Yea 257. Caring: Yes, especially towards animals 258. Dangerous: Well, does this include caving? 259. Crazy: Uh huh 260. Spontaneous: I am the most random and spontaneous thing out there 261. Funny: I try to be, I fail at it 262. Sweet: To eat ;) 263. Sharing: With most things, but not my food 264. Responsible: Most of the time 265. Trustworthy: Definitely, if you want a secret kept come talk to me 266. Open-minded: Depends on what you mean 267. Creative: For the most part 268. Cute: Um, not even close, no matter how many of y'all say I am 269. Slick: They don't call me Nik the Slick for nothing 270. Smart: Yea 271. Dumb: I act like it 272. Evil: No 273. Ghetto: If only 274. Classy: As in sassy 275. Photogenic: Nope 276. Dependable: Only on a few select things 277. Greedy: Only with food 278. Ugly: Yes, 100 times over 279. Messy: With my life 280. Neat: With everything else 281. Perverted: You can say cookie and it'll go bad 282. Silly: Yea 283. A B****: I can be if you want me to be 284. A Good Listener: Mhmm 285. A Fighter: If you make me mad enough 286. A Party Animal: I'd rather read, thanks 287. A Game Freak: YES 288. A Computer Freak: I literally want to work on computers Section Fourteen: Future 289. Dream job: Animation 290. Dream house: Somewhere out in the country 291. Husband/Wife: My sweet redheaded boyfriend 292. Kids: 2 293. Names: Something with Ns 294. Pets: Literally so many 295. Car: Anything that gets me places 296. Age you would want to get married: I wouldn't mind getting married in the next few years 297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: My best friend Elena 298. Honeymoon: Anyplace that has a bedroom Section Fifteen: Your friends 299. Best friend: Elena, Nate, Jasmine, Kelsey 300. Known the longest: Nate 301. Craziest: Elena 302. Loudest: Elena and I 303. Shyest: Jasmine and Kelsey 304. Best hair: Kelsey 305. Best eyes: Kelsey 306. Best body: Nate 307. Most Athletic: Me 308. Hot-Tempered: Elena 309. Most impatient: Me 310. Shortest: Nate 311. Tallest: Kelsey 312. Skinniest: Me 313. Best singer: Me 314. Funniest: Literally all of us 315. Can always make you laugh: All of them 316. Wish you talked to more: Elena 317. Wish you saw more: All of them 318. Who drives you insane after a while: Elena, but in a good way 319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: All of them 320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': Nah, I'm dating Nate 321. Whose always been there when you need them: All of them 322. Who is like your family: All of them 323. How many friends do you have?: Quite a few, and I love each and every one of them 324. How many are really close? About 10? Section Sixteen: The last 325. Thing you ate: Poptarts 326. Thing you drank: Apple juice 327. Thing you wore: My hoodie 328. Thing you did: This meme 329. Place you went: The store 330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: Nothing 331. Person you saw: My dad 332. Person you hugged: My dad 333. Person you kissed: Nate 334. NQ- Person you beat to a juicy pulp: I wish I had done that to a couple jerks 335. Person you talked to online: Nate 336. Person you talked to on the phone: Nate 337. Song you heard: Vulnerable by Secondhand Serenade 338. Show you saw: Mom 339. Time you fought with your parents: Um... about a month or two? 340. Time you fought with a friend: Haven't for a while 341. Words you said: Fuck you is what I said Section Seventeen: Now 343. What are you eating: Poptart 344. What are you drinking: Apple juice 345. What are you thinking: About my boyfriend 346. What are you wearing: My hoodie 347. What are you doing: Writing this up 349. Hair: Down 350. Mood: Tired 351. Listening to: Spotify 352. Talking to anyone: Yea 353. Watching anything: Nah Section Eighteen: Yes or No 354. Are you a vegetarian: Mostly 355. Are you a carnivore: Nah 356. Are you heterosexual: Yes 357. Do you like penguins: Yes 358. Do you write poetry: Yes 359. Do you see stupid people: Yes 360. You + Me: No 361. Do you like the Osbournes: Yes 362. Can you see flying pigs: No 363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: Yes 364. Are you from Afghanistan: No 365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: No 366. Are you a zombie: No 367. Am i annoying you: Yes 368. Do you bite your nails: Yes 369. Can you cross your eyes: Yes 370. Do you make your bed in the morning: No 371. Have you touched someone's private part: Yes Section Nineteen: This or That 372. Winter or Summer: Winte 373. Spring or Autumn: Autumn 374. Shakira or Britney: Britney 375. MTV or VH1: MTV 376. Black or White: White 377. Yellow or Pink: Pink 378. Football or Basketball: Football 379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Mobile 380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil 381. Cold or Hot: Hot 382. Tattoos or Piercings: Tattoos 383. Inside or Outside: Inside 384. Weed or Alcohol: No 385. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi 386. Tape or Glue: Tape 387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: In-Out Section Twenty: Opinions 388. What do you think about classical music: I like it 389. About boy bands: Nah 390: About suicide: Talk to someone if you're thinking about suicide. It is a very real thing and should not be joked about. I don't want to find out that any of you are no longer here because of suicide. I've lost 2 very close friends that way. 391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: They can kindly fuck off 392. About teen pregnancy: Only if they know they'll be able to take care of the baby 393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: With my husband in some country town 394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Nate, Elena, Kelsey, Jasmine, hopefully all my friends 395. About gay men: They're human too Section Twenty-One: 396. Do you have a website: I'm working on building one 397. Current weather right now: Cold as balls 398. Current time: 7:00 399. Last thoughts: Byyyye
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celeryw · 7 years ago
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naruto online hcs kinda
i just think abt these a lot (i got carried away):
- Scarlet Blaze, Breeze Dancer, Azure Fang, Midnight Blade, Crimson Fist are all titles the five have earned themselves through power and determination
- The konoha cool squad 8) spend a lot of time outside of missions, together they work seamlessly well and can end fights really quickly
- Scarlet Blaze is trans and from uchiha clan, he’s cool calm and collected at all times, except when sasuke is off doing something stupid (its those times when he wants to drill his head into a wall but there aren’t walls thick enough for sasuke’s stupidity) He likes to train while Azure and Crimson watch on, sometimes theyll join in but most times theyll just yell pointers to him. He eats with his friends more often than not, Tsunade warns him that it might be a little too dangerous to get too close to the others, she knows how he is with his feelings (intense and smothering like fire) and if his heart gets broken, well Tsundae realises what a risk it would be to have another loose cannon uchiha.
- Breeze Dancer is a nonbinary pansexual that likes to have fun, he is 100% confident in his power and often comes off as arrogant, he always wants to help his friends even if he’s in a bad mood. He’s super strong bc he carries around the fan he got from his parents in Suna. He’s from Suna and spent most of his childhood running around in the Kazekage’s Tower with Temari, both giggling and hiding from Baki, he moves to Konoha with his parents when he’s 15 and becomes friends with the rest of the konoha cool squad 8) in the year that follows.
- Azure Fang is pansexual with a preference towards girls, she likes to look after her appearance and strives for youth in organic ways, such as sitting in the onsen with the rest of her friends after a long day. She’s shy around boys, especially around Midnight when theyre hanging out in the hot springs. She spends some of her time in the hospital or sat with Crimson chatting away. She has a conservative fashion sense, which Breeze tries to discourage often telling her to “live a little Azure, show off your legs a little, you look really cute!” 
- Midnight Blade is the youngest of the konoha cool squad 8) he’s a year younger than the rest of them, he realised he was demisexual when Breeze tried to hook him up with Temari, claiming “she’s really cool and ive been friends with her for ages” “it’s not her, its me.” he says and gets really upset and Breeze works really hard to help him through it. Midnight really likes reading and Breeze often visits with some food in hand and a teasing smirk on his face. Midnight, contrary to popular belief sleeps really early, like 8pm early, he eats with the squad and then he’s pretty much off to bed after a few quick drills and a jog around the village 10 times (he’s fast like that) usually his friends will join him after theyve done their own little activities, but he’s always the first in bed. 
- Crimson Fist is the “coolest strong boi in all the nations” according to Breeze, its quite funny to him really. Crimson is tall, stubborn and loyal. He’s stable and dependable and that’s honestly such a typecast Breeze stop say that please. But he’s always there, ready for Scarlet’s meltdowns and Breeze’s inevitably heartbreaks and Midnight’s early morning stretches (that take way too much out of him he’s not old dammit!) and Azure’s soft laughter in the early hours of the morning when the sun hasn’t peeked over the sky. He’s always ready, a shoulder to cry on, a boulder to throw at the ones that hurt his precious people. 
- They really all start dating when Midnight hits 18 and Breeze kisses him on the lips and Azure has her hands wrapped around his torso and they’re all celebrating coming this far. There’s not really much of a difference Midnight thinks to himself, there’s just more handholding and lots more kisses on the cheek when theyre sat inside the ramen shop huddled together. Scarlet spends more time with the five of them instead of just training and there’s a lot more fun to be had. Midnight also realises that he sleeps a little later but that could just be that he’s becoming an adult and more vigilant (this is false and its just because he wants to spend more time with the others too) 
- They always fight over who pays for meals, even though they do have a system going Breeze likes to pay the most, so everyone lets him most times, but Azure likes to pull her weight and they often have a playful tiff while Teuchi smiles at them amused. 
- Midnight is an Aries, sometimes Ino jokes that Breeze should’ve been one too, something about how Breeze is the most arrogant non-Aries she’s ever met, Midnight agrees but then Breeze turns his puppy dog eyes to him and he’s left feeling a surge of affection and always reaches out for a quick peck on the lips. Midnight is headstrong and caring too, as much as Crimson is sometimes, just in a slightly different way, where Crimson is soft touches and lightened moods Midnight listens with his hands on theirs clutching tightly as he listens to the problems laid out in front of his. His way of helping is instant confrontation to the problem, he’d fought someone over something sillier he tells himself as he narrows his eyes and goes searing towards the threat to his favourites. 
 - Breeze is a Gemini, Ino calls him fake all the time, but Breeze just smiles wickedly and says a witty remarks about how Sasuke liked him more than her, and Ino always retaliates with something about how Sai has better skin than all the konoha cool squad 8) combined and it turns into a huge squabble. Breeze kinda gets it though, the two faced thing geminis have to deal with, it makes him conscious about his pronouns and his chest sometimes. The weird looks people give him when they’re told to use he/him instead of she/her, and when the gross lecherous ones get that grin on their face and when they try to touch... He grimaces to himself and Azure (bless her soul) always notices and is next to him in a second, possibly faster than the Yellow Flash himself, and has her hand on his cheek and is cooing the negativity away. 
- Azure is a Pisces, she’s fashionable and likes her privacy. Ino says that Azure is one of the nicest she’s had the pleasure of knowing, they hang out every second weekend if there isn’t a mission in the way. They call over Breeze and Sakura and shop for hours looking at different outfits and “does this make me look too shiny” “yeah you’re starting to look oily” “aw this sucks, it’s my colour too”. Azure also has her own feature wall in the Hokage Tower’s lobby, it’s got a big water feature in front of it and its painted with different hues of blue. Honestly being a pisces is just a stereotype, I swear!
- Crimson is a Taurus, and Ino always nods when he does something that “is exactly what a Taurus would do nice” and he rolls his eyes and chuckles heartily. Scarlet enjoys this thoroughly and often joins in with a cute nod of approval everytime Crimson picks up a boulder. Crimson is the one to go to for secrets that you want to get off your chest, he doesn’t tell and checks up on you so much, it brings Scarlet to tears whenever Crimson finds him sat at the kitchen table thinking about the Uchiha clan, and how he’s failed them (he hasn’t, Crimson knows that the clan is so proud of him) and he fixes him a cup of tea and tells him about a fight that’s gone down in a mission or how Breeze got caught in the laundry and tripped over in all his gracefulness and they have a quite giggle about it. 
- Scarlet is a Sagittarius, he’s adventurous in a way that all uchiha are, the way they dance like flames and warm the soul. He likes to travel and Ino always tells the rest of his partners “watch out he might leave you” and its the most unlikely thing he’s ever heard, Sagittarius’ love freedom and according to Ino a relationship is confines, gnawing at your feet and clipped wings (he’s never felt that way with his partners, he feels most free when he’s with them). Scarlet likes missions, when theyre running so fast there’s only green on both sides and the wood his feet touches, but there’s nothing like returning home. 
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spookybreadstick · 3 years ago
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yoo premium match up please? Female, she/her and bisexual (no heavy preference). I love art, currently at a university for it. Im really into painting, pastels and costume design. I've taken classes on cosmotology and hair, I'd like to go into working on theater or movie sets for costume design. I love theater, especially musicals (heathers is my favorite). Cooking is fun, I always cooked for myself growing up and enjoy doing it for others. I go running every morning so Im up super early- I have a lot of energy. I enjoy watching old, kind of bad movies that are still great? Like set it off or freaky friday. I have an endless collectin of old disney movies on disc I've collected throughout the years, very proud of it. I dislike reading and writing, but I enjoy listening to someone read or sing, constantly listen to music or audio books while I work. I'm around 6'0'', I change my hair constantly, shave it or dye it a lot, currently its pretty short and bleached. when its long its curly. Freckles dam near everywhere, olive kinda dark tan skin. Hazel-green eyes and thick eyebrows one has a slit kinda thing. Athletic kinda build, I have lots of earrings a septum, naval and tongue piercing too. (did them myself, cool, I know) I do my own hair and stuff, I've gotten pretty good at it. Physical touch is my love language! My partner no real preference I usually fall hard for loud, clever but dumb people. Im a Gemini with a shit ton of pets. A cat, ferrets, hermit crabs, rabbits- and a lot more.. The only pastas I don't want are any of the slenders- thank you dude have a good day!
omg you were so hard to match with, i changed my mind a million times because there were so many possibilities!! 
few things about your ask i’d like to mention: a) i envy you for your artistic abilities because i have literally zero artistic talent b) working in theater and costume design literally sounds so cool c) i have a collection of old disney movies on disc as well! just a couple though, so not much of a collection actually lol d) 6 feet tall?? *cries in short* e) i have olive/tan skin as well! f) omg i could never do my own piercings, you’re so brave g) i wish i could do my own hair really good. my hair is difficult to deal with and i have no patience for it unfortunately h) i used to have a rabbit and i currently have three hermit crabs. they don’t do much though. i feel like having ferrets would be really fun, but they’re stinky lol
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I Match You With: Jeff!
Similar Likes: running, kind of bad movies (he enjoys critiquing them), listening to someone read, 
Similar Dislikes: reading and writing
Why You'd Make A Good Match: Jeff thinks of himself as like the coolest person around, obviously, but when he meets you he’ll realize that you’re the one person who’s probably even cooler than he is. He’ll tease you a bit for being so artsy, but he’s secretly very impressed with all of your art, your costume designs, even your hair & makeup styling. He’ll complain about being forced to sit through all of your musicals, but he really enjoys spending time with you and he’ll grow to actually enjoy a lot of musicals. Jeff will never admit this, but he totally sings the songs from Heathers in the shower. He will also never admit that he’ll sometimes talk to your pets when you’re not in the room. 
Potential Relationship Clashes: Jeff really likes to tease, it’s his way of showing love. He’s not calling you a theatre nerd to be mean, he’s doing to show affection. You’ll have to understand that he’s bluffing/kidding/joking a lot of the time, like he really doesn’t mean what he says when he complains about watching musicals or eating your cooking or anything like that. It’s all his way of being affectionate. He has the same love language as you as well (physical touch) but he doesn’t want to admit it, so expect him to be like “ew, gross” when you snuggle up to him, but know that he doesn’t mean it one bit. 
What He Loves The Most About You: Jeff loves everything about you, but he also thinks you’re really hot. He has a thing for greenish eyes, and he thinks all of your piercings are hella cool (especially since you did them yourself). Jeff usually doesn’t let anybody touch his own hair, but he loves the way you do yours so your the one person who is allowed to him help style his crusty hair. That’s how you know he loves and trusts you. 
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If you were to write a Knights of the Zodiac/Saint Seiya Xover with ASOIAF, which cloth armor would Theon and Robb get (along with other assorted characters, including not so popular ones like Myrcella)?
Well, firstly, BLESS YOU ANON FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL ASK!
Secondly, what a hard question, anon. I’ve spent a ridiculous amount of time on this and I’m still not satisfied. I’m going to go by a mix of character story and cloth skills because if the criteria are not all over the place, nothing would work. To go by sun sign, for example, as the gold cloths demand, we’d need to know for sure which signs the characters are, but they’re not even in the same planet as us! They don’t have the same constellations! So as much as I’m positive that Theon is a Pisces who has repressed his emotions as much as humanly possible, we don’t actually know that. I’m not even sure Westeros has 12 months to begin with.
Also, I’m mixing some of the characters who are not fighters here, because they’re some of my favorites! They’d never survive saint training, but they’re too dear to me to not be a part of this game.
So with this out of the way, have my own personal choices:
Theon would wear the Sagittarius cloth. Mostly because hello, bow and arrow. But I imagine that, even though they’re very different personality-wise, he’d react very much like Aiolos did when he strumbles on the attempted murder of baby Athena, that is, he’d act rashly and not think things through at all, just following his instinct on what’s right in the moment, and get falsely accused of murder and betrayal for it. He survives it, though, because I say so!
Robb would wear the Virgo cloth. He’d absolutely be powerful enough to make all enemies shit themselves, but he’s also much more than raw power? He’s a great strategist, and he’s pragmatic enough to sacrifice what he must to win, even if it means, say, dying and wandering the underworld to kill the head of the rival faction.
Jon would wear the Cygnus cloth. His powers are all about snow and ice, he’s surprisingly powerful for his rank, mommy issues galore (though not exactly the same mommy issues as Hyoga), seems uncaring and distant, is sorta distant, but actually super caring and emotional. He likes few people but he would literally lay down his life for humankind in the abstract. Also, he never tells anyone shit!
Arianne would wear the Ophiuchus cloth. She’d never put up with the restrictions Amazons face, she’d rebel for sure, but a) snake imagery and b) powerful as fuck, with the potential to be even stronger and more dangerous if unsealed.
Sansa would wear the Aquila cloth. She’s so traumatized by her past that she has a mental block around it and doesn’t remember much at all. She’s caring and soft by saints’ standards. She’s powerful, but her focus is much more on supporting other saints than fighting.
Arya would wear the Chameleon cloth. She’d be much stronger than June, probably silver-rank power at the very least, verging on gold-saint level at her best. Why not a wolf, you ask if you’re even still reading at this point? Well, because the Wolf cloth and its saint are kinda lame in the original anime/manga, and Arya’s hability to adapt and get into character is one of her coolest skills in the books. That girl is spy material, is what I’m saying, and if the Chameleon cloth doesn’t get used this way, then it’s fucking wasted.
Sam would wear the Andromeda cloth. He’s a pacifist. Everyone thinks he’s a coward, even him, poor thing, but he’s actually very brave. He just hates fighting with everything he’s got. In the books Sam is not a fighter for lack of skill as well as inclination, and Shun kicks ass when he wants to, but since we’re talking about anime magic, aka cosmos, Sam’s not good for physical fighting, but his cosmos is fat, pink and huge considerable, and that’s how he manages the chains.
Tyrion would wear the Leo cloth. He’s proud and eager to prove himself like Aiolia, but their similarities end pretty much there. No, I lie: like Aiolia, Tyrion is the first gold saint to join Athena’s cause, but he’s not rash enough to go and confront the corrupt Sanctuary on his own, so he actually helps instead of getting in the way.
Loras would wear the Pisces cloth. Because the roses! But he’s much more likely to use those nasty black roses and cut you as a first measure instead of poisoning you slowly and pleasantly. Actually, he’d be pretty liberal with the white roses too, the poisoned red roses are his last resource. HE’LL TAKE YOU TO YOUR GRAVE EVEN IF HE’S ALREADY DEAD, FUCKER.
Cersei and Jaime would wear the Gemini cloth. Ouch, their story would be very, very different from Saga and Kanon’s. Cersei, being a woman, is passed over for Jaimes. She totally tricks Jaime into switching places at some point, though, and drops him in that cell Kanon got dropped too. Then she usurps the Grand Pope and kick starts the original plot by trying to kill Athena.
Stannis would wear the Pegasus cloth. That man does not know how to give up at all, and that characteristic saves the day every time. Definitely a more refined sense of humor than Seiya, and more moved by duty than personal love. He has a lost daughter somewhere, from before he inherited the Pegasus cloth from Robert, and it weights on him he can’t be a father to her.
Ned would wear the Aquarius cloth. He tries to remain distant and aloof, but he’s actually a bleeding heart. Powers based on ice and snow too. Like Stannis, inherited his spot as saint from an older brother and was NOT OKAY with leaving his family behind, but in the end had no choice in it. He got to raise his nephew though, because similar powers. It pains him that all his kids but one are saints as well, because he thinks they got the potential to become saints from his bloodline, but most of them actually got it from...
... Cat, who would wear the Mermaid cloth if Poseidon was awake at this time, which he isn’t because Jaime doesn’t unseal him. So her potential - and the other Tullys’ - remain dormant. She’s furious at Athena for taking all her family but Rickon away from her.
Gregor would wear the Cancer cloth. He’s a sadist who tortures his victims even beyond the grave. He doesn’t care about Athena or her cause. He’s one of the weakest of the gold saints because he doesn’t have the focus to properly develop his cosmos.
Tyene would wear the Hydra cloth. People underestimate her because of her appearance, then she poisons them to a painful death.
Oberyn would wear the Scorpio cloth. He doesn’t actually uses poison in his attacks - though he has plenty of knowledge on this that he passed on to Tyene - but everyone thinks he does because of how fucking painful they are.
Brienne would wear the Capricorn cloth. SHE’S THE SWORD OF JUSTICE! Actually, her views were very black and white, but in time she learned to recognize and deal with grey areas, because justice can’t be justice without mercy. She’s not a rebel against the rules of Amazons, though, she’s not very worried about them as opposed to defeding the world.
Bran would wear the Hound cloth. I know, that should go to Sandor, but listen to me. This cloth has actual telephatic powers! Bran’s powers are more mind-control than mind-reading in the books, but well, no one else even comes close, so I’m keeping it. And since he has mind-reading powers, he’s the only one who knows a) that he has siblings and a father in Athena’s army and b) who they are. He grows especially close to Sansa and Arya, I think, because Jon tries to keep everyone at arms lenght and Robb is pretty untouchable as a gold saint.
Myrcella would wear the Coma Berenices cloth. It’s a silver cloth from a novelization with the specific function of sealing Typhon. Much like Mei, Myrcella has been through a traumatizing early life, but she keeps her bravery to the end, even though the narrative dooms her from the start. I like this cloth for her because it has a certain femininity and dignity to it.
Euron would wear the Phoenix cloth. He’s not strong as Ikki, though he’s not weak either. He definitely thinks he’s super strong, but he’s going to be toast as soon as he has to face someone who can deal with the mind-fuckery he throws at people.
Sandor would wear the Canis Major cloth. A saint associated to dogs, he’s very loyal. Seeing his brother be granted the Cancer gold cloth was the greatest disappointment of his life, and he was primed to turn away from the Sanctuary from the start, but it takes Sansa’s influence to believe in Athena’s cause again.
Syrio Forel would wear the Cepheus cloth. Though he’s a silver saint, he’s easily a match for a gold saint. He’s Arya’s master and he helped her to escape persecution from the Sanctuary after she changes sides.
Joffrey would wear the Lacerta cloth. He thinks he’s the shit, but oh boy, is he wrong.
Alysane Mormont would wear the Ursa Major cloth. She’s not that strong, very lower ranking levels of cosmos, but she’s loyal and smart. She strikes at a crucial moment.
Dany would wear the Aries cloth. She’s the last of a special kind and the Aries cloth has been in her family for generations. She’s very powerful, the vangard of the gold saints, but she starts off with a very black and white perspective. She can be ruthless when her temper flares, but she tries her best to uphold the ideals of justice she thinks a saint should represent.
Asha would wear the Crane cloth. She’s one of the most powerful silver saints, but the life of a saint is not actually what she’d have picked for herself. She believes Theon’s betrayal was real and she’s furious with him, but she still wants to protect him from the Sanctuary.
Ramsay would wear the Perseus cloth. He knows all about the corruption in the Sanctuary, but he doesn’t care. He’s physically strong, but not so much cosmos-wise. He relies heavily on his petrifying shield. Probably still tortures random people with the threat of turning them to stone if they try to run, then still turns them to stone after he’s done.
Petyr would wear the Altar cloth. He’s barely silver ranking level and he’s not physically impressive, but he’s totally running the show from the shadows.
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