#especially blitz

[sophiethenr1oldyaoifan]

"Smited? Smote?"

Smitten, I believe...

[mysticmagics]

NO

BITCH

THEY WERE SO CLOSE

BUT BLITZ FUCKED IT UP AT THE END

HOW DARE HE

[blitzbuckz]

"Blitz, I can't get anyone to go to Actual Owl Hooters, they all want to go to the other one instead!" //pls dont take me seriously LMAO

【𐂃】 ❝ uhh . . . ❞ okay, Stolas has lost it. these peasant episodes were starting to concern the imp, but he remained composed for them. trying to deescalate the situation at hand!

❝ hey, hey! everything's gonna be O'Kay. Just stick with secretatin'... the money will come in you'll see! — an' if it doesn't we can manage without it! Don't get yer non-existent panties in a twist. ❞

[glitzbot]

it was an absolute JOY to illustrate this stolitz wedding kiss for TrebleRose89's fic What Happens In Vegas as part of the Helluva Bang event!

please give it a read to see how the rest of this perfectly imperfect wedding goes, you won't regret it!

and shout out to Berriedtreasur3 for designing the majority of the human disguises for this!

[phantamic-moriori]

Redesigning the "Punk Goeria" cast a year or two later makes me realize how older they look😭

[oatmealdoodles]

Just a man and his owl… nothing going on here…

[fizzierolli]

canon pansexuals that ppl think are straight for some reason

[satoumafuyuss]

something to heal the heart </3

[front-facing-pokemon]

[elf-kid2]

When Blitz's fame is on the rise, due to the Trial and Televised Near-Execution, and making HISTORY by means of him & his crew surviving after being Sentenced to Death by a Deadly Sin...

Some things are going to come out.

There's going to be gossip. There's going to be news articles, and talk-show discussions. There's going to be various combinations of that in true Media Frenzy form, and they are going to trawl through Hell's Social Media, and find some things out about this guy.

Who is C.E.O Blitzo of the I.M.P (Immediate Murder Professionals)?

He once dated Verosika Mayday. Yes, THE Verosika Mayday Pop-Star & Sex Icon! Rumor has it that he inspired her smash-hit Heartbreak Album, as well...

He's that dude who challenged Queen Bee herself to a drinking contest...

...AND WON!!!

A picture starts to form, of a party-animal, an imp who could drink you under the table, a mad who knows no fear... But wait, have you seen that face somewhere before?!

Shakey cell-phone videos emerge, showing Blitz in a fist-fight with Fizzarolli, over in the Greed Ring. (another famous Ex-lover, perhaps? Or perhaps something to do with his background in the Circus?)

Sharp-eyed Hellish Internet Sleuths also identify Blitzo as the bodyguard seen in the background during Fizzarolli's red-carpet walk at Mammon's Clown Pageant...

Some more exclusive pictures from the Pageant Meet & Greet surface and-- yes indeed, it looks like in addition to owning his own Assassin Company, Blitzo also does some bodyguard work on the side!

(Is it a coincidence that Hell's Most Famous Jester, decided to hire Blitz as his bodyguard for the night of that SPECTACULAR, INFAMOUS SHOW where he gave his "2 Minutes Notice" to King Mammon, Deadly Sin of Greed?)

(Well, folks can only speculate! But it does SEEM like there might be a connection there...)

More photos from the absolutely camera-covered Red Carpet emerge! (Previously, Papparazzi had focused on pictures with a clear view of the actual STARS, and not randos from the entourage, but luckily, some could be salvaged from the cutting-room floor!)

Oh, hey! It seems that Blitz also tied with Striker-- (the assassin Blitz himself hired to kill Prince Stolas... according the Marquis Andrealphus, who demonstrably had a lot to gain from Prince Stolas's downfall) for First Place in the Pain Games at the Harvest Moon Festival!

The first time in the event's history that the Pain Games EVER resulted in a tie! Really makes you think!

Can't forget about the billboards, either! DEFINITELY can't forget the billboards!

Or the TV ads with the catchy jingle!

I'm not sure which direction things are going to go in, Blitz has been up to some INTERESTING things, some of which was documented on camera, and I'm curious about what kind of gossip and press will result from this.

[oleafia-art]

the helluva boss brainrot has started again and i am going insane ! the recent eps blew my mind and reminded me why i love the show sm and so now im rewatching it from the beginning for the millionth time lol. anyway here’s this attempt at drawing them sort of in my own style while still staying true to the show’s designs. i am actually really happy with this drawing and it was so much fun !! i will definitely be making some more interesting fanart asap 😈 stay tuned

reblogs greatly appreciated ! closeups under the cut ⬇️

[demon-country]

Do you think if Stolas had actually gotten his eyes gouged out that so many people would still be saying he doesn't have the right to be upset that the guy he loves and called for help not only didn't show up, but also ghosted him afterward?

We rightfully defend the way Blitz yelled at Stolas in The Full Moon on the basis that it was largely a result of his past trauma, and that his anger there was fueled by how hurt he was that Stolas was once again not listening to him and his fear of abandonment. So how much torture would it have taken for Stolas' snippiness over Blitz not coming to become acceptable to people, when his anger was a result of how terrifying and traumatic his kidnapping was and how hurt he was that Blitz didn't seem to care about his wellbeing?

To head the usual arguments off at the pass: It's possible for him to be very grateful that Moxxie and Millie saved him while still being upset that Blitz himself didn't come, the two are not mutually exclusive. And any arguments about Loona are null and void when Stolas doesn't know about her extreme phobia of needles and that she literally could not go get her Hellbies shot alone. You're telling me that you wouldn't be upset if the person you called for help thought taking their very competent and independent adult child to get a routine vaccination was more of a priority than saving you from being murdered? Get real.

[mintaikk]

I KNOW THEY'RE FREAKS BUT THATS A GOD DAMN TORTURE DEVICE

[drama-glob]

Man do I love this cute, chaotic little imp. ^_^<3<3<3

[thats-a-mood-gabriella]

Every time I remember that Stolas promised to "save us both before we grow cold" in Just Look My Way and then did exactly that in Mastermind, I want to throw myself into the ocean.

[justanotherhh]

something i enjoy about blitzø as well is that he's not a typical leading man for an action show, nor is he a typical leading man for a queer show. he's capable and got that "extremely bad at communication" thing down you might see in a lot of narratives about straight guys (especially straight guys who shoot guns) but i think is less explored with queer men, and he's also incredibly camp without any shame attached to queerness itself, he crossdresses, he's a punky goth gay, he flirts relentlessly (and often unhealthily) to get what he wants, he's got that kinky switch energy, and he's exuberant, and emotionally closed off, and incredibly rude, and very sad, and very caring, and very action-hero/anti-hero, and all in a narrative that explores these dynamics from an explicitly queer point of view.

i think it's amazing that he's as well-received as he is, considering how much he exists outside of clear categories for what people think a character "should" be, but i've seen him play well for bro-ey types as well as the most faggoty audience members (that's me), and the translation isn't for the queer audience to make, it's for straight audiences to get onboard with a complex queer character and it clearly works!

there's really something to be said about the queer lens for both of the shows, but i do think blitzø has such a specific fascinating pov for what one might call the "badass action guy who's also great at seduction" type character. he's really hitting some extremes for the spectrum of how one typically allows characters to exist

a queer masculinity in a genre show