#ernold

[unknowncreature19]

Oh my freaking God I finally finished these guys! These four men are in my head for a while since my mom went to Germany. I like you to meet the air boys, Adler, ernold, ezio, and kihêw! I’m happy how they came out two different jets, one plane and one helicopter! And if you’re wondering why they look so different than the other cars trains diesels even boats is because for flying types like them they like flying around like birds, so they mostly half hybrids anytime a bird or cyborg mixture of half animal, half side work! And if you’re wondering, who is the leader of them, it would be Ernold or kihêw it’s because one has kind of habit experience, and the other does have a lot of experience! Welcome to Sunnyside Island sky boys fly around as you please and help others

PS if you didn’t notice all their names mean eagle lol

[mrsometimes11]

Dark(e) AU

Okay, so in Fyre we are introduced to the characters of Edmund and Ernold Heap, a pair of identical twins who are Silas' brothers. The most important thing about them, from a plot perspective, is that they are identical twins; because they are twins the Ring Wizards are able to Consume them, because they are identical it takes them longer to be Consumed. This gets me to thinking, what if, instead of introducing two new characters at the last minute, Angie Sage had placed the identical Heap twins we are familiar with, Ed and Eric, in the same situation. It would have been a heck of a lot darker, having characters we've known for seven books forced to fight their family and play the the villains, and probably a lot more traumatic for Simon, Sep, and Jenna, confronting the brothers they've known for years rather than the Uncles they've just met. I also wonder if this might have been Angie Sage's original intention, she seems to go out of her way to get the Forest Heaps back into the Castle, and even has Silas suggest they train as Wizards. Everything is set up for Ed and Eric to be at the Wizard Tower, on Seal Watch, ready to be consumed, but instead these unknown Heap Uncles appear at the last minute. Not to mention the fact that Ed and Eric, and Edmund and Ernold have similar names, both starting with 'Ed' and 'Er' respectively, the sort of similar names that might easily have been changed quickly using the 'Replace' tool on a Word document. Maybe she wanted it to be Ed and Eric, but the publishers asked her to tone it down, to avoid traumatising her mostly child audience.

[jehanprouvaire]

ernold in the bushes (2023 - colourised)

[michellepamelalyons]

Melody Maker Interview with Ernold Oldurn, March 1993

ERNOLD OLDURN: I know everything about Japan.

MM: Everything?

EO: Yeah.

MM: How are things organised over there, then? How do people get about?

EO: All the trains are run by a cat in a glass box. He just sits there and says to people, “You take that down there and you move that over there”. And then they empty some bags on the ground, and a little tune plays and the cat says “OK, you can go home now”.

MM: Right.

EO: Yep.

The above interview has been reproduced in its entirety. (The rest of the page was filled with mild clown imagery.)

[beansonbread2]

BEANSONBREAD AWARDS 2023 - BEST EP

AWARD NO. 1 - BEST EP OF 2023

PAST WINNERS

2022 > Cryalot 'Icarus' (see full list HERE)

2021 >Tara Clerkin Trio ‘In Spring’ (see full list HERE)

2020 > Jockstrap ‘Wicked City’ & ‘Beavercore’ (see full list HERE)

2019 > Jockstrap ‘Lost My Key In The <3 Club <3′ (see full list HERE)

2018 > James Ferraro ‘Four Pieces For Mirai’ (see full listHERE)

2017 >Yaeji ‘EP2′ (see full list HERE)

2016 > Oliver Wilde ‘Long Hold Star An Infinite Abduction’ (see full list HERE)

2015 > Kelela ‘Hallucinogen’ (see full list HERE)

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2010 > James Blake - ‘CMYK’ (see full list HERE )

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Two Shell ‘Lil Spirits’

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Magdalena Bay ‘Mini Mix Vol.3’

Divorce ‘Heady Metal’

Memotone ‘Memotone EP’

M.L. Deathman ‘Wild Beasts’

Batu ‘Half Speed’ / ‘For Spirits’

Clementine March ‘My Empty Town’

Astra King ‘First Love’ 

Soft Lad ‘Give it A Go’

Old Fire ‘Iterations’

NewJeans ‘Get Up’

Kelan ‘Further Downtown’ / ‘The Strip’

Kelly Lee Owens ‘LP.8.2’ 

Ishmael Ensemble & Rider Shafique ‘New Era’

Miss Tiny ‘DEN7’

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Swan Meat ‘Blood Supernova Remixed’

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MF Tomlinson ‘We Are Still Wild Horses - Remixed’

Hudson Mohawke & Nikki Nair ‘Set The Roof’

Bruce ‘Not’ / ‘Ready’

Iceboy Violet ‘Not A Dream But A Controlled Explosion’

Ernold Same ‘The Reader’

Moin ‘Clocked Off’

Mary Lattimore ‘Goodbye, Hotel Arkada’

Big Fuss ‘Long Live This Queen’

Hemlock Springs ‘Going…Going…GONE!’

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2. Aphex Twin ‘Blackbox Life Recorder’

1. Tara Clerkin Trio ‘On The Turning Ground’

[septimus-heap]

“Totally, utterly and entirely at your service, ExtraOrdinary Madam,” Ernold supplied.

“I am not an ExtraOrdinary Madam,” said Marcia severely. “I am an ExtraOrdinary Wizard.

I KNOW this is just bc like. ExtraOrdinary Wizard is her actual title and she understandably does not like being disrespected but. Gender

Love that marcia is referred to as Wizard all the time like idk how to explain it but it's very gender

[simtasticanimal]

I JUST WANTED TO HAVE A TODDLER PARTY!?

He’s the father of the guest child (on the left). He just... died? Due to the heat. WHY didn’t he fckn change clothes like everyone else ?!

A FRIEND SAID AT LEAST HE LOOKED FANCY!! OMG I CAN'T ANYMORE 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[bending-sickle]

i’ve been awake for three hours and i’ve already had Enough

[albatrost]

do you ever think about how eren was controlling the immense powers of three separate titans, had broken out of prison, had proven himself to be dangerous and unpredictable through mass civilian slaughter and terrorism via the jaegerists....... and lil armin still just straight up decks him, without a second thought or an ounce of hesitation, regardless of personal consequence, because he makes mikasa cry. anyways armin loves her so much

[bending-sickle]

stuck in a loop: your job is to proceed, to keep going. you're doing your best but it's so so hard and painful sometimes. you sense that all this is staged somehow, planned in advance

made a uquiz :)

there’s 16 questions in it

[beholdthemem]

...is Bert short for Herbert?

[oliverwoodmarrymepls]

✨star shaped — lyrics! send me this and i’ll give you one of my favourite (mostly blur) song lyrics <3

“oh ernold same, his world stays the same, today will always be tomorrow” - ernold same, blur

this song makes me so sad i just want to give ernold same a hug

celebrate with me! <3

[folksy]

joppingbysuperm its a korean name

angie I know this is you... but I’ll do it...

jubilee by blur

oily water by blur

parklife by blur

pressure on julian by blur

into another by blur

no distance left to run by blur

gene by gene by blur

bang by blur

you’re so great by blur

she’s so high

ultranol by blur

peter panic by blur

ernold same but blur

red necks by blur

mr. robinson’s quango by blur

[aircushionedsoles]

ALTERNATIVELY least favourite blur songs off each album >:)

oh man

1. birthday

2. resigned

3. far out

4. ernold same (if that counts?)

5. chinese bombs

6. many of them

7. havent listened to it enough to decide

[holdoncallfailed]

miss emilia what is yr LEAST favorite blur song .. chew on that for a little while ..

HMMMMM excellent question julian let me think.............

i am a great escape #hater so i would say country house, stereotypes, and ernold same are exceptionally irritating but also FUCKING SUNDAY SUNDAY and there are too many of us are the ones i always skip

i can’t stand most of damon’s “we live in a society” social commentary songs i think they are extremely silly and usually only salvageable because of the instrumentation lol

what are yours 🤔

[beansonbread2]

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AWARD NO.5 - BEST SONG OF 2022

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2010 > Untold ‘Stop What You’re Doing (James Blake Remix) (see full list HERE)

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2007 > Panda Bear - ‘Bros’ (see full list HERE)

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A$AP Rocky ‘Shittin’ Me’

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Aldous Harding ‘Tick Tock’ / ‘Fever’

Alex G ‘Mission’

Alvvays ‘Pharmacist’

Angel Olsen ‘Big Time’ / ‘Ghost On’

Animal Collective ‘Walker’

Bar Italia ‘Banks’ / ‘Miracle Crush’

Bas Jan ‘Progressive Causes’ / ‘Sex Cult’

Batu ‘Atavism’

Beabadoobee ‘The Perfect Pair’

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Bjork ‘Ovule’ / ‘Atopos’ / ’Ancestress’

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Blanck Mass ‘Italia ‘90’

Bolis Pupul ‘Neon Buddha’

Alan Braxe + DJ Falcon feat. Panda Bear ‘Step By Step’

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Caroline Polachek ‘Sunset’ / ‘Welcome To My Island’

Cate Le Bon ‘Moderation’ / ‘Harbour’ / ‘Running Away’

CHAI ‘Whole’ / ‘Hero Journey (feat. Superorganism)’

Charli XCX ‘Beg For You (feat. Rina Sawayama)’

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Cryalot ‘Hell Is Here’ / ‘Hurt Me’

Dagger Brothers ‘That’s Magic’

Dean Blunt, Skepta, Novelist, A$AP Rocky ‘London Tonight Freestyle’

Delifinger ‘I Don’t Even Want To Know’

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Dorian Electra ‘My Agenda (Anamanaguchi Remix)’

Dry Cleaning ‘Kwenchy Kups’ / ‘Gary Ashby’

Eartheater ‘Mitosis’

EASYFUN ‘Audio’

El Michels Affair & Piya Malik ‘Kabhi’

Ernold Same ‘The Reader’

Felicita & Kero Kero Bonito ‘Cluck’

Fences & Bonnie Prince Billy ‘Sympathy For The Devil’

The Financial Year ‘Serpenti’ 

FKA Twigs ‘Meta Angel’ / ‘Oh My Love’ / ‘Honda (feat. Pa Salieu)’

FLO ‘Cardboard Box’

FLOHIO ‘SPF’ 

Gabriels ‘One And Only’

Group Listening ‘Hollywood Dream Trip’ / ‘All Of A Sudden’

Gruff Rhys ‘People Are Pissed’

Hannah Diamond ‘Staring At The Ceiling’

Hercules & Love Affair feat. ANOHNI ‘Poisonous Storytelling’ (Giant Swan remix)’

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John Cale & Weyes Blood ‘Story Of Blood’

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Panda Bear & Sonic Boom ‘Gettin’ To The Point’ / ‘Go On’

Pet Simmers ‘Sonder’ / ‘Edge Lord’ / ‘Stream Friendly Play Shifter’

Phoenix (feat. Ezra Koenig) ‘Tonight’

Pictish Trail ‘Natural Successor’

PinkPantheress ‘Do You Miss Me?’

Planet 1999 ‘Crush’

Pozi ‘Slightly Shaking Cells’

Pusha T ‘Diet Coke’

Richard Dawson ‘Thicker Than Water’

Robbie & Mona ‘Clapback’ / ‘Sherry Prada’

Rosalia ‘Saoko’ / ‘Delirio De Grandeza’

Rozi Plain ‘Agreeing For Two’ / ‘Help’

SAULT ‘Time Is Precious’

Savage Mansion ‘The Crucible’ / ‘Football Weather’

SCALPING (feat. DÆMON) ‘Tether’

Self Esteem ‘The Process’

Seraphina Simone ‘Milk Teeth’ / ‘Lovesick’

Shygirl ‘Nike’ / ‘Coochie (A Bedtime Story)’

The Smile ‘You Will Never Work In Television Again’

Snoop Dogg ‘Crip Ya Enthusiasm’

Sobs ‘Air Guita’

Soccer Mommy ‘Bones’ / ‘Shotgun’

Soft Lad ‘2 Know U Betta’

Sorry ‘There’s So Many People That Want To Be Loved’

Special Interest ‘Midnight Legend’ / ‘(Herman’s) House’

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Tim Heidecker ‘Buddy’

Tirzah ‘Ribs’

Warmduscher ‘Fatso’

The Weeknd ‘Gasoline’ / ‘How Do I Make You Love Me?’ / ‘Take My Breath’

Wesley Gonzalez ‘A Taste Of Something New’ / ‘Greater Expectations (feat. Rose Elinor Dougall)’

Weston Allen ‘Girls From The Parking Lot’

Wet Leg ‘Being In Love’ / ‘Angelica’

Weyes Blood ‘Children Of The Empire’

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Yeah Yeah Yeahs & Perfume Genius ‘Spitting Off The Edge Of The World’

Yeule ‘Bites On My Neck’

Young Fathers ‘Geronimo’

Zoee ‘Microwave (Voka Gentle rework)’

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24. Panoram ‘Wandering Frames’

23. HAIM ‘Lost Track’

22. Panda Bear & Sonic Boom ‘Edge Of The Edge’

21. Charli XCX ‘Baby’

20. Animal Collective ‘Strung With Everything’

19. Charlotte Adigery & Bolis Pupul ‘It Hit Me’

18. Pictish Trail ‘Remote Control’

17. Sudan Archives ‘Selfish Soul’

16. Dry Cleaning ‘Anna Calls From The Arctic’

15. Steve Mason & Javed Bashir ‘No More’

14. Young Fathers ‘I Saw’

13. Alex G ‘Runner’

12. Weyes Blood ‘Grapevine’

11. Self Esteem ‘The 345 (acoustic version)’

10. Richard Dawson ‘The Fool’

9. Death’s Dynamic Shroud ‘Judgment Bolt’

8. Arctic Monkeys ‘They’d Better Be A Mirrorball’ / ‘Body Paint’

7. Black Midi ‘Welcome To Hell’

6. Weyes Blood ‘It’s Not Just Me, It’s Everybody’

5. Jockstrap ‘Greatest Hits’

4. Caroline Polachek ‘Billions’

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1. Jockstrap ‘Concrete Over Water’