#erm. not a ship.
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Fellow Honest & Guidel "That shows you how low Honest John will stoop, eh Giddy?"
tw: kidnapping, trafficking, adult smoking and drinking around a minor, desensitization to cruelty inspired by p.19-27 of this (cw: disturbing, amputation)
Fellow justifying their actions to Guidel.
"Look at it this way, Giddy. These people live lofty and privileged lives, and they still want more. These greedy bastards keep wanting everything that they would even take from people who have nothing," he punctuates his sentence by slamming down his tall glass of beer. This startles Guidel a little bit, but he simply nods along and drinks from his own smaller glass of root beer. At least this way, Guidel can safely emulate his older brother's already bad behavior and join him.
They often have these nights after shipping out the last crate. It's meant to celebrate Fellow receiving his salary after a hard day's work, but a few hours after singing old songs and having fun he just begins to complain about the cards they're both dealt with.
"We give them what they want, telling 'em it's all free when it's not. They think eeeverything should fall on their lap because they're born lucky," his drunken ramblings continue. "Those idiots!"
"Everyone that enters Playful Land have given up their original lives. That's the price they have to pay!" Guidel nods in affirmation as the older man lets out a wicked laugh. Fellow finishes with a long drag of his cigarette.
When the park closes, they sell the guests' bodies as puppets. Away from the eyes of their bosses, everything they have on their person that can be worth selling is also sold. For some additional income on the side, these can go from taking the jewelries and piercings on their bodies to carving out the proud ears and tails of other beastmen.
"So there's nothing to feel bad about, okay?"
Fellow smiles and leans in to pat Guidel's head, a small action meant to comfort him. Guidel leans in to his touch and gives him his usual goofy little smile. He can tell Fellow is getting drunker by the second and soon enough he's going to pass out in his work clothes. At the very least, he has never, not once, taken out his anger on the young boy. He just conks out after he's done being mad at the world.
Guidel was taught to perceive the cries and screams of the park guests transforming into wooden puppets as the mere braying of donkeys. It's all empty noise, so that's why he has never thought too hard about their threats towards him and Fellow from inside of their metal cages.
It's not like they're dead. They haven't stooped low enough to become murderers, so that's what helps Guidel sleep at night. He's yet to reach the age to process what a "fate worse than death" is, but he learned that all living beings will eventually reach an eternal slumber somewhere warm and cozy when their time has come. It's not too far from the truth, as puppets who lose their value over the years become firewood.
They signed up for it. He's just doing his job. Most importantly, he and his big brother will get to have food and a safe place to stay in every night.
A few days later, Fellow and Guidel go to rest at an inn of some coastal town. When morning comes, they have to operate Playful Land again to find new guests in the next country they're tasked to go to.
The little boy looks out the window before tucking in. He always hopes for clear skies so he could make a wish to the brightest star in the sky, but it's cloudy tonight.
#erm. not a ship.#vent fic#fellow honest#twst guidel#twst giddel#twst#stage in playful land#horror#angst#microsoft word
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#fordsquared best ship yes or yes?#they’re endgame to me btw#old man yaoi to the rescue#gravity falls#fordsquared#fiddauthor#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford fiddles ford#erm
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[Part 1] [Part 2] [PART 3]
Xbralis as the first canon dbhc pairing with the steel chair!
#dbhc#dbhc art#hermitcraft#hermitcraft au#hermitcraft s10#dbhc keralis#keralis#dbhc xb#xbcrafted#xb#dbhc bdubs#bdubs#bdoubleO100#xbralis#YAYYY SHIP TAG#art escapades#i know it's probably obvious but i thought it would be so funny if we've got all of this build up for the massive ships#ie ethubs and grumbo and ranchers and docsuma#and then. hi this is canon. anyway LKJGSLDKJFG#BDUBS IS ALSO SHOCKED#but for everyone also guessing that this is the first time bdubs is realizing a human can be in a relationship with an android:#i can assure you nothing has stopped bdubs from. erm. entertaining such an idea in his head but that WOULD be SO FUNNY
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these two have flirting competitions once they are close enough n comfortable enough I think. it’s like their races but instead of racing on foot it’s seeing who can get the other flustered the fastesf
#happy late 9th to mcsm btw!!!!!#this series had such a profound impact on my childhood#and its been such an experience coming back to it and it’s fandom properly all these years later!!!!#was gonna draw something proper for it but I could NOT for the life of me compose it right so. heres#self indulgent women kissing instead erm.#jesstra#mcsm jesstra#mcsm petra#petra mcsm#jesse mcsm#mcsm jesse#mcsm f!jesse#mcsm female jesse#minecraft story mode#mcsm#mcsm art#mcsm fanart#minecraft#mcsm ship
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I need them so bad. (They're fictional and an asshole)
#i just remembered i can have more than one f/o itz over for everyone#where my ppl w asshole f/oz at!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#this one is for yall#i love asshole trope#f/o community#i love my f/o#f/o#average f/o post#f/o post#selfshipper#self shipping#<3#erm#HELP I FORTGOR I HAD THIS SIDEBLOG
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“Second place: James!”
He was first in many things, but seemingly never the things that actually mattered.
1: He was only 4 when his parents stopped pretending to love him. His bedtime stories fell second to their own interests, and he was forced to face the dark alone.
2: Debate was a great extracurricular in his father’s eyes, but only if he got first place. Second place, according to his father, was a loser’s place. He got second that day. By then he had learned to not cry.
3: Even in the trial exam Shiro had brought to their middle school, James was second to Keith. It was frustrating, how his endless dedication and hard work seemed unable to surpass Keith’s raw talent.
4: When it was announced that Shiro and the rest of the crew had died, James had done everything in his power to keep Keith from spiralling. When Keith got expelled, James chased after him, clad in his sleep wear. It was pathetic. But he didn’t cry. At least he didn’t cry.
5: Maybe James was the foolish one, to think that Keith would settle after 6 years of war. To think that he wouldn’t leave again. But Keith had more work to do in the stars, and James was duty bound to Earth. They parted, James gifting a bouquet of yellow chrysanthemums, pink camellias, forget me nots, his heart buried within the petals.
[side note, panel 4 does not align with my personal headcanons but i wanted 5 panels and this was the only thing i could come up with lol]
#NOT LANCE#jaith#james griffin#james voltron#keith kogane#keith voltron#even though hes not there actually its erm implied#voltron#voltron legendary defender#fanart#vld fanart#voltron fanart#shipping#ship art#doodle#sketch#illustration#character illustration#character art#my art#art
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a couple doodles of wild life etho i did during class :3
plus whatever this is
#ethoslab#etho fanart#life series#wild life#trafficblr#ethoslab fanart#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#smallishbeans fanart#lizzie ldshadowlady#ldshadowlady fanart#shitpost#my art#sketch#doodle#not ship art#erm#yeah#art dump#doodle dump#oki!!
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extra doodles from a whiteboard with me and my buddies :3
#my art#digital art#dead plate#cold front#cold front winnie#cold front augustine#dead plate rody#dead plate vincent#[whiteboard]#did you guys know that um. gay people are real <3#SURPRISE!!! TWO POSTS BACK TO BACK!!#see i want to do the rody and vince tag but erm. there's like 3 different variations for their ship name so#I guess I'll do the main(?) one#rodincent#rody lamoree#vincent charbonneau#studio investigrave
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Imagine your f/o craving your kisses when you're far away. Wether that's because you're traveling, a long distance relationship, one of you being sick, or maybe at this point you and your f/o aren't a couple yet. Imagine them fantasizing about kissing you. Maybe they can't concentrate on things or have difficulty sleeping because of it. Regardless, you bet that when you both see eachother again and kiss, it will be so worth it.
Prosh!ppers dni
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drew the guys, will happen again
just informing everybody that is reblogging this that i think they are gay
edit: turns out im stupid and his names MATT?!?!?!?!? NOT TOM?2?2?2?2?2?
#fanart#beginner artist#mii enjoyer#i love my little blorbs#nintendo#miiblr#miitopia#tomadachi life#nintendo fanart#pinkshampooedcows art#psc#pinkshampooedcows#gay#lgbtqia#yes i ship them#wii sports#nintendo wii#silly art#mii#memes#mii sports matt#matt#matt x erm..#whats his name#uh#idk#im gonna call him steve#matt x steve#the good stuff
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#this is not a negative post at either. i would never#“erm benrius have great chemistry and history tgt that's why i ship them 🤓”#“ew why tf benji lookin at each other like that.. f@gg0ts”#jurassic world camp cretaceous#jurassic world chaos theory#jwcc#jwct#kenji kon#ben pincus#darius bowman#ben x kenji#kenji x ben#benji jwct#benrius#benji jwcc
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For the October ships, maybe Uzi and N from murder drones?
Day 9 : Uzi and N
I remember binging the entire series when the finale dropped so I had a blast going through it so this req is the first time I’ve drawn them. Uzi is very fun to draw while N is a nightmare but oh well ! I’ll practice some more another time but for now you can have my practice doodles included. ANYWAYS THEIR DYNAMIC IS VERY CUTE !! Especially how they constantly make sacrifices for each other and are their rock when the other wavers. Aughh very sweet
#murder drones#uzi doorman#murder drones n#nuzi#cute ship name#my doodle#where are the doodles of N? erm they suck too much to post LMFAO#ignore Uzi missing a finger I forgot#once in a blue moon traditional art post
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Zooble hands you the boof
#the amazing digital circus#tadc fanart#tadc#the amazing digital circus zooble#tadc zooble#zooble fanart#zooble#other tags#uuuuuhhhhhh#mmmyeah#pixel art#ig#abstragedy#gangle x zooble#zooble x gangle#zooble x jax#zooble x pomni#zooble x caine#zooble x ragatha#yup im totally not adding zooble ship tags so more people will see this mhm yup! not doing that!#jax x zooble#pomni x zooble#caine x zooble#ragatha x zooble#funnyparts#zoomni#abstrabbit#uhm... idk anymore ship names erm ☝️
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redrew the other doodle on this post but I made it even more silly
(fell by underfella and killer by @/rahafwabas)
#maybe I'll do the dust one eventually 2#cw suggestive#probably#i mean#yeah...#LMAO#erm#yeah#anyway#fellkiller#do they have a ship name? dunno can't remember at the moment#fell sans#killer sans#sanship#crack ship#ig#thats what it was classified as#toffeezdoodles#if ooc it was for the bit your honor#alright bedtime fr
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Forever Partners in Crime.
Watch me give up on making the cover chat...
Killer belongs to Rahafwabas
Color belongs to Superyoumna
(Cries and dies, the amount of times I had to try and organize it again to look actually decent)
#sans au#undertale#killer sans#color sans#something new#killertale#othertale#utmv#my art#no ships#This is only temporary chat!! Color would erm get his control later or somethin because I'm too lazy to finish this comic#I also started rushed the ending because I'm NOT drawing allat#Definitely NOT canon btw#Idk I had the idea of Killer's Chara possessing Color for awhile now...#If I see any mistakes in this post I may explode...💥💥💥
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gRooV
#jjba#my art#jolyne kujo#ermes costello#hermes costello#jojo's bizarre adventure#it's a print#jolymes#is their ship naaaaame oh yeah
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