#erm. j told u guys it would b long and embarassing

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hello dash. it is time for some ranboo pos. warning this post is long as fuck

things i love about ranboo: a list. /parasocial

i love his "hi chat" at the beginning of streams, the way it feels like an instant shot of serotonin.

i love how he and tubbo messed with us about the uk trip for months and how they even went far enough to use google zoom to mess with us. i love how much joy he got out of it as well, how he would laugh and make fun of us for our conspiracy theories even when one day they were right.

i loved that one stream where he got eighteen thousand subscribers in one night and he cried and thanked people for five hours and then he realized what a big platform he had, how much change he could make, and he used it to donate over 100,000 dollars to the trevor project.

i love how much he cares about us, how he just wants to help people, he said it's all he's ever wanted to do. he didn’t know what he was doing with his life and didn't have a plan until we came along, and he's told us how much he appreciates us, and it goes both ways.

i love his dumb jokes. i love that he laughs at his own jokes, and i love when he makes a joke in his own head and laughs at it.

i love how when ppl would ask him his zodiac sign he would just reply it was whichever one makes you lazy. i love the old bits he did he's probably forgotten about, the light demons, the water fairies, the soap water.

i love the way he talks, his repeated words, his stuttering, the phrases that are so very ranboo they can't quite be described any other way. his "hmm? hmmmmm?," "and everything,” “honestly," "hi michael.”

i love how honest he is. i love that he was one of the first cc’s to flat out say we wouldn’t be getting lore from him for a while. i love how hard he tried to give us lore before that point.

i love how much he loves music and i love the fact that he belts out songs in the middle of the night. i love when he makes his mc character dance or moves his mouse to a song and i love hearing him gently hum along to songs. i love his insistence that he doesn't sing when he literally does. i love his sheepish "i didn’t realize the walls were that thin my bad" when he found out we could hear him singing will wood in the kitchen at 2am.

i love how much he loves his friends, how when he played life is strange when he had to decide whether to sacrifice arcadia bay or chloe he chose chloe and he sobbed over the ending, and he cares about his friends so much that he said this was what he would have done were it real.

i love his welp claps, and i love how tubbo caught onto them too. i love the little speech he did at the end of each stream, about following and checking his socials and "i'll see you in my next stream which will be... tomorrow!" and the way he said it the same way every time (and it hurts that it's a past tense thing but i'm so glad he's taking care of himself).

i love that he started off appreciating his community, appreciating art, appreciating being able to help people and that's what he still cares about, those are the things he puts work into. especially appreciating his community, he gives so so much to us and begs us to do the free stuff first and tries to make lots of perks for people to subscribe with but also doesn't want non-subs to feel left out so he encourages people screenshotting and reuploading ranmail and the like because he understands not everybody can subscribe. i love how despite everything it's still him.