kittywildetm

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i'm so excited to see celine fucking dion at the opening ceremony for the olympics. i thought that shit was gonna be lame, but you're telling me that the actual queen is going to be there? y'all, i'm sat. i'm there. it's go time. also my new song is out friday and it's called tummy hurts. if you don't stream it means you're praying on my downfall.

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every pop girlie needs a team behind them if they want to make it anywhere in this industry, sweetie. and it was actually pretty simple, once i blew up, doors opened for me. i made the cash to be able to hand it to big-wig lawyers and say "take care of this for me."

yeah i have no idea. i love what god gave me, i wouldn't change a hair on my pretty head.

you've got a whole team? i should really get me one of those. i had some offers for like, managers and shit, but it all kinda felt like a scam tbh. how did you find good ones? thanks for the offer, though. i'll get back to you, if my own version of justice doesn't work out. might end up needing a lawyer either way.

i feel like we're just going backwards or something. didn't we all realize that juicy bootys are just as awesome as tiny ones? why am i becoming a voice of reason here? that's how you know society's fucked.

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my people are pretty good at sleuthing, so let me know if you need extra help finding out who the fuck did this to you. i'll have my team on them immediately, because like, damn, i know i'm a bitch, but i would never even think about being that big of a cunt.

also it's buccal, and it's just like, face fat. apparently it's not trendy to have fat in your face. or anywhere else on your body. who knew?

since some clout-chasing losers from high school have decided to go to the press in a pathetic attempt to ride my coattails, let me clear some shit up real quick: yeah, i have a kid. i'm not ashamed of her or keeping it some big secret, i'm just not some fucking mommy vlogger or whatever, trying to make a quick buck off her. i was sixteen, she was adopted, and that's that. she's not a part of all this shit, so keep her out of your little articles, and if i see any creeps trying to track her down, i will personally show up and beat the shit out of you, got it? cool, moving on. can someone tell me what the fuck buckle fat is? is it like bde? because why would you want that removed?

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who’s afraid of little old me | taylor swift

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SEX AND THE CITY — 1.08, Three's a Crowd

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#this show really has me relating to an 8 year old huh

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#when your parents hand you the phone to talk to some random relative VEEP (2012 - 2019) | 3x02

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Clueless dir. Amy Heckerling | 1995

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Friends 8.18 “The One In Massapequa”

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RENEÉ RAPP via tiktok

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