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[Image ID: Tweet from erin chack (@/ ErinChack) reading: [my first day in a drug cartel] kingpin: where's the coke me: is pepsi ok? hehe [later] police: this is the most bullet holes we've ever seen in a single body /End ID]

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i'd be sooooo pissed if i were a bee and someone took all my hard-earned honey and put it in a container shaped like a bear. a bear is my enemy. you mock me.

erin chack (@ErinChack)

[clankrnernes]

[buttermybooks]

the cutest stories with the cutest cover.

[shu-of-the-wind]

ID: a tweet by @ErinChack which reads "once again it is 4pm, too early for a beer, too late for a coffee, and so i find myself roaming on the streets desperate to spend $8 on a mysterious third beverage"

[butiknewyou]

and while I’m talking about buzzfeed articles I loved in high school, here is an article written by a woman for her ten year anniversary with her significant other. I read it when I was 15 and I am now 20 and to this day it is my favorite written representation of love. (cancer trigger warning)

https://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/for-sarge

[lilnasxvevo]

It’s dumb but I can’t stop thinking about like, concepts, in general, because of this dumb listicle

Like out of everything on this list why were the three things that gave me the biggest YES reaction “Geese,” “that one S everyone draws,” and “Mary Berry”? Mary Berry has Big Dick Energy? Yes. Why? I don’t fucking know.

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[ID: Tweet by ErinChack:

[my first day in a drug cartel]

kingpin: where's the coke

me: is pepsi ok? hehe

[later]

police: this is the most bullet holes we've ever seen in a single body /End ID]

[consistantly-changing]

[Image description: a tweet by @ ErinChack "erin chack" (verified) which says "you're never too old to achieve your dreams. prince charles is 73 and he just got his first job."]

[workmoneyfun]

This Personalized Quiz Has All The Advice You Need To Save Your Quarantine Love Life | "Joyce Of Reason" is here to put the "OH!" back in isolation.... https://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/joyce-of-reason

[funnynewsheadlines]

68 Funny Times People Did Exactly What Was Asked Of Them

We all fail to communicate things to each other on a daily basis. And you may think it comes down to cultural or personality differences, but it doesn't. Family members, couples, school friends, and colleagues fail to communicate their intentions as if they met yesterday.

So when you tell your sibling it’s OK to eat half of your grapes, don’t be surprised to find their other halves chilling in the fridge. Sometimes it’s intentional and results in "malicious compliance," other times it’s purely accidental.

Bored Panda has put up a compilation of the most absurd and hilarious incidents of people taking stuff too literally⁠. Maybe those who gave these instructions will watch their words next time—better clear than sorry!

#1 My History Prof Wanted Us To Write A Paragraph From Any Historical Figure’s Point Of View And Urged Us To Be As “Realistic As Possible”

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#2 Best One Today

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#3 After A Huge Meal (Schweinshaxe) In Berlin I Asked For Just A Small Beer. This Is What The Waiter Brought Me

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#4 Name This Plant

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#5 A Friend’s Daughter-In-Law Was Told To “Cover Up” While Feeding Her Baby, So She Did

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#6 This Girl Waiting Here

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#7 And You Even Can't Be Mad At Him

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#8 This Is Why My Kid Is Going Places

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#9 Asked For A Small Frosty But In A Medium Cup "I Wasn't Sure, But Hope This Is What You Were Asking For"

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#10 Not What I Meant, But Ok

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#11 When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

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#12 Was Worried About Privacy, So I Asked If They Could Put A Door Up To The Men's Change Room. Problem Solved

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#13 Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn

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#14 My Friends' Kid Asked For A 3DS For His Birthday

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#15 Asked For "Nothing" As Dessert On A Disney Cruise. Got This Masterpiece

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#16 My Cousin's Friend Ordered A Chicken Burger And Asked For Mayo On The Top And Bottom, This Is What She Got

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#17 Told My 3 And 4-Year-Olds To Put The Toilet Paper Under The Sink. Must Be More Specific Next Time

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#18 This Person, Who Took His Girlfriend To All The World-Class Cities Of Ohio

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#19 I Told My Students To "Include The Word Count In Your Essays"

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#20 Spoons

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#21 Wife Asked Me To Put All The Toilet Paper We Bought In The Basket

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#22 Coffee Shop Compliance

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#23 Asked My Husband To Put The Pillowcases On The Pillows

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#24 Picture On The Credit Card

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#25 We Asked Our Waitress For A Glass Of Ice And Some Guacamole. This Is What We Got

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#26 Oh Susan

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#27 I Asked My Husband To Make Sure The Kitchen Counter Was Clean

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#28 My Note On The Cheese Fries Said: Extra Cheese On The Side

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#29 Egg And Cheese Bagel

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#30 Taking Advantage Of A Poorly Worded Question On A Music History Test

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#31 My Wife, A Venezuelan Smart-Mouth

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#32 I Think My Barista Is Trolling Me

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#33 Anarchist Here. My Uncle And I Are Cut From Different Cloth

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#34 These Guys Always Have The Best Signs

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#35 My Wife's Grandma Likes To Buy Us Snacks Whenever She Goes To The Store, So We Asked Her For Some Sour Cream And Onion Chips. We Were Amused By What She Came Back With

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#36 While Teaching Her To Bake, I Asked My Daughter To Weigh The Ingredients

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#37 I'm Currently A Culinary Student And Last Night I Asked A Lady Friend To Help Me With Dinner. All I Asked Her To Do Was Peel Half The Potatoes In The Bag

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#38 Asked My Insurance To Send Me A List Of Approved Psychologists, Ones Primarily Within A 20 Mile Radius Of My Location. This Is What I Got In The Mail Today

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#39 I Asked For A High Fade, And To Even Out The Top. This Is What I Got

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#40 Boss Wanted To See All The User Permissions

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#41 I Asked The Lady To Cut My Sandwich Into Three Pieces

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#42 Probably

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#43 I Asked My Wife To Pick Up Some Frozen Fruit At The Grocery Store

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#44 My Husband Asked Hardees To Put Extra Frosting On His Cinnamon Biscuit

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#45 So I Asked My 3-Year-Old Daughter To Replace The Toilet Paper Roll. Job Well Done

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#46 I Asked My Wife To Send Me Some Underwear Pictures, This Is What I Got In Return

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#47 Boss Said I Wasn’t Using Enough Wet Floor Signs While Mopping

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#48 Malicious Compliance At The Gym

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#49 Don't Hesitate When Telling David Your Name

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#50 I Asked For Peppers On The Side. Literally, I Guess

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#51 This Must Technically Count. My Aunt Just Took A Screenshot

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#52 Refilled The Paper Tray

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#53 Went Through The Taco Bell Drive-Thru With A Friend. When Asked If We Wanted Sauce, I Said: "As Much As You're Allowed To Give Me". I May Have Made A Mistake

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#54 Friend's Camera Stopped Working Due To Moisture. I Told Him To Put It In A Sealed Bag With Some Rice. He Asked If This Is What I Meant

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#55 I Asked My Brother To Take A Picture Of Me In Spain And This Was The Actual Picture He Thought Was Fine (P.S. I’m Not Wearing A Hat)

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#56 Someone Put Expiration Date On The Dessert

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#57 Ordered The Side Salad And Requested Egg And Cheese Only. They Took It Literally

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#58 Friend Gets Migraines. Her Meds Come In Blister Packs, And Are Very Hard To Open In Midst Of Migraine. She Asked Pharmacist To Put Pills In Bottle

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#59 Asked My Daughter To Lean Against The Pole For A Picture

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#60 My Cousin Was Asked To Bring A Potato Dish To The Family Party

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#61 I Went To McDonald's And Asked For "An Egg McMuffin With Sausage And Cheese Only"

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#62 When They Said "Chocolate Chip Muffin", I Didn't Take Them Literally... But Should Have

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#63 I'm Done

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#64 Ok

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#65 Friend Of Mine Had A Kidney Transplant 5 Years Ago And Asked For The Bakery To Write "5 Years" Anywhere On The Cake

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#66 Told The Cake Guy To Put “A Big 50” On The Cake For My Co-Worker's Birthday

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#67 The Truest Eggroll

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#68 Corporate Said We Should Put In A New Fire Alarm, Not Remove Old Ones

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[the-book-reaper]

[ID: a tweet by @ErinChack that says:

BF: whatcha thinking about?

ME: [trying to figure out if centaurs technically qualify as insects bc they have 6 legs] um, just girl stuff.

End ID]

[neko2amazarashi]

寿司ネタ？ https://www.buzzfeed.com/jp/erinchack/do-u-know-pink-fairy-armadillo?utm_term=.wfnBmzkXl#.bh1JP7ZOn

[greenbeandagger]

[ID: a tweet by @/ErinChack. it reads “to make a tv show you need one banana-shaped man and one orange-shaped man. let me explain” attached are four images, clockwise from top left- jerry seinfeld and george constanza from seinfeld, abed nadir and troy barnes from community, bert and ernie from sesame street, and will smith and carlton banks from the fresh prince of bel-air. end ID]