#eric staal

[kentjohnson91]

NHL Memes Again But I DID NOT Make these ones

[jabberamongthetrees]

ERIC STAAL JERSEY RETIREMENT 1/12/2025

[dontforgetoctober3rd]

Eric Staal can kick rocks for all I fucking care

buuut the majority of players are also conservative and probably feel the same wayyyyyy you whine in your little bitchy bitch voice...

ok, so what if they are? Yes the bar is basically below hell but at the very bottom of the barrel least, those other conservative players don't go out of their way to publicly air those views out and especially not on fucking pride night.

bye Eric, hockey is better without you

[caniacbrainiac]

Omg is someone cutting onions

[inacommitedrelationshipwithfood]

j staal cooking like crazy in the week before e staal's jersey retirement thing is so funny to me

[hockeyheritageposts]

Hockey Heritage Post

Eric Staal had to explain hockey trades to his son yesterday

[kentjohnson91]

[stereax]

[blackwidowrising]

Eric Staal??? Scoring a short handed goal??

[caniacbrainiac]

ERIC STAAL JERSEY RETIRMENT DAY LFGGGGG

[kasperikapanenisbetterthanyou]

hockey team thickness - Carolina Hurricanes 2024 VERSION (roster as of 27.07.2024)

[dontforgetoctober3rd]

Look i know theres way more moving parts to this debacle but everyone can thank those little bitch staal brothers, Eric and Marc, for this shit right here.

this was all because pride nights chaffed their rigid, bigot asses and so they decided to play the martyr card and that was the final tipping point for the hivemind old crusty fucks that run the nhl to issue their new decree.

For sure those twat brothers have been to strip clubs( hell, the cup itself has been to strip clubs) and have seen players ingest all sorts of substances of questionable legality but sure, a rainbow jersey is what is truly abhorrent to your so-called christian beliefs?????????

fuckers.

I am under no illusion that the Vegas Golden Knights doesn't also have players who are just as idiotic as them but at the very bottom-of-the-barrel- least, they have enough sense to not publicly megaphone such homophobic bs cloaked under the mesh of "religious freedom". I was beyond ecstatic when my boys snatched the Stanley Cup right from the greasy, backwards-as-fuck caveman ass hands of the ain't shit Staals. *muah*

shout out to all the petty assholes in the league pointing out how stupid this is while also wasting wasting the leagues time.

theyre making the nhl come out and say exactly what is and isn't allowed. don't let them hide, we all know exactly what this is all about

[submarinerwrites]

i dont rven particularly care about jeff skinner or the oilers but the fact that hes with a cup contender now after a one-thousand-game career where he’s never ever gotten to go to the playoffs even ONCE fills my heart. karmic justice for being a sweetiepie and having beautiful dimples.

[cardiaccanesblog]

What a great Canes After Dark performance from the guys.

•Martin Necas continues the point streak

•KK assist AND goal?? @bagelsunshinecoffee that was for you

•A Staal shorthanded goal??

•Martinook continues his goal streak

•Tyson Jost butt goal from Slavin

•Eric Robinson goal

The 2nd line is still great! I loved looking at the mixing up on PP 2 especially if it puts Burns net front because that’s hilarious. Seth please get better soon. We also broke the Golden Knights’ home win streak which is a nice bonus

[wildaboutmnhockey]

Dear Canes,

Why are we retiring his number exactly???

I honestly blocked out most of his career from my memory

[thingsmk1120sayz]

Updating the meme again Farwell Jeff