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[erebusxiv]

wilbur hates people

erm... here's a little crimeboys drabble i wrote a few months ago

wilbur is not a people person. really, he just hates people. he can't name a single person he enjoys being around. he used to sit on beaches and strum his guitar but that attracted too many people. now he plays alone in his apartment, but he loves it. no one bothers him.

now wilbur, a people hater through and through, meets this annoying kid who will not leave him alone. meets is strong, more like this kid is everywhere wilbur goes. turns out he's the neighbors kid and wilbur might just move away. this dumb kid will not stop bothering him, and it's getting on his nerves.

"come on please! i just want to hear you play! you're really good at it!"

wilbur is going to throw out his guitar. he did not sign up for this "go away kid, i'm busy"

"i know you're lying you never leave your house"

"what are you? some kind of creepy stalker?"

"no dickhead, i can tell because i can hear your guitar all the time."

"if you can hear from next door then why are you asking me to play for you?"

"cause i want to hear it live! it'd be so much cooler"

and so wilbur gives in, it wasn't his plan but this kid is so annoying if he does it this once maybe the kid will leave him alone.

he doesn't stop. he plays him one song and sends him home. the next day there's a knock on his door and wilbur chooses to ignore it until he hears a slightly muffled "i know you're in their dickhead" wilbur sighs and opens the door a crack.

"what do you want?"

"can you play for me again?"

"yea like i'm gonna a child into my apartment and not be called a creep by your parents."

"fuck you, i'm not a child. but my dad's not home, and he wouldn't care anyways."

"no, now fuck off" this goes on until wilbur decides he needs to talk to the kid's dad to get him to shut up.

wilbur meets the man, he's a nice gentleman who laughs and says as long as wilbur doesn't mind the kid bothering him he doesn't care. the kid's dad says his son loves wilbur's playing, he even admits to enjoying the faint tunes through the thin walls. wilbur fakes a smile and lies through his teeth, tells the kind man that he's not at all bothered by the kids incessant bothering. they go back to wilbur's and the kid grins.

"i told you so"

"shut up or i'm sending you home"

this goes on for months, it's endless torture for wilbur, who hates everyone to ever exist.

wilbur decides to teach the kid guitar, because this will stop him. (it doesn't, it won't)

one day, the kid stops showing up. perfect, wilbur doesn't care at all. he doesn't care when he doesn't show up the next day, or the next, or the day after that.

wilbur has absolutely no care about the kid who entered his life quickly and left just as fast. that's until he receives a letter. he opens up to a messily scribbled out message on a piece of copy paper.

"thanks for teaching me guitar, dickhead. from tommy"

that's all it says. no return address, nothing other than eight words in ugly handwriting and wilbur's address on the envelope.

wilbur, who hates everyone, can name one person he enjoyed being around.

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like look at me with the most loving expression and i'll explode but also just look at me in general and i'll explode

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WE'RE SO SILLIE TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

HI JAX GWURB BLORBO SILLIE!!!!!!!1

HI TORI MY SILLIE GOOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1\

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tumblr should have polls.

Hey guys should i piss in a cup?

reblog if yes!

Like if yes!

Comment if no!!

@erebusxiv

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

a bird's nest

by juno (erebusxiv)

Older brother Wilbur doing the most and caring for tiny baby Tommy and younger twin Techno because he has to be the best big brother in the entire universe.

Words: 1067, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 14 of the ones with sleepy bois inc

Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Wilbur Soot, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Technoblade & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson

Additional Tags: TommyInnit it a baby, like a legit whiny toddler, Sleepy Bois Inc as Family, Sleepy Bois Inc Fluff, Good Older Sibling Wilbur Soot, Good Older Sibling Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Good Parent Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Cuddles, Protective Older Sibling Wilbur Soot, Wilbur Soot and Technoblade and TommyInnit are Siblings, Phil Watson is Wilbur Soot and Technoblade and TommyInnit's Parent, Forehead Kisses

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/40102305

[erebusxiv]

erebusxiv's pinned!!

single mother working her ass off to feed her son (but this time with less thinking)

sbi enthusiast who can't won't shut up about them

this is shitpost central, enjoy!!

this is more of an archive as i've moved fandoms, but enjoy the wips and little drabbles

the big long list

check out my fancy carrd too

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@erebusxiv

her neurodivergent boobs stimmed as she hyperfixated down the stairs

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LOOK

US!!!!

LIVE FOOTAGE OF US BEING SILLIE TOGETHER

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journal entry nine, day fourty i've contracted 97 mental and physical illnesses and have been banned from nearly every public space pls come home son

im in a library waiting for you and also vlogging and being loud and annoying.

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

blood runs slow but i run faster

by juno (erebusxiv)

Maybe Tommy shouldn't have promised his life to a group of vampires but there wasn't much he could do about that. Now his life is filled with chases, blood sucking jerks, and the small bit of comfort he receives from Wilbur.

Words: 1752, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 13 of the ones with sleepy bois inc

Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Wilbur Soot, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Technoblade & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)

Additional Tags: Angst, Dark Sleepy Bois Inc, Vampires, Blood Drinking, Possessive Sleepy Bois Inc, Possessive Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Possessive Wilbur Soot, Possessive Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade Being a Jerk (Video Blogging RPF), Running Away, Traumatized TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Needs a Break (Video Blogging RPF), Vampire Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Vampire Wilbur Soot, Vampire Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Human TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/38681187

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@erebusxiv

HEY.

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if i ever just drop off the face of the earth i'm not dead i'm probably playing video games

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dies from lead poisoning cause i put stupid stuff in my mouth because you abandoned me :(

AUR NAURRRRRRR.

guys my mom died :((( Im so sad my mom is dead :(((( My mother mom momma mommy died you guys :(((((

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@erebusxiv

This a 10 day old baby highland coo for your appreciation.

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"i'm just tired" i say knowing damn well i got the right amount of sleep last night and i'm actually overstimulated and abt to have a meltdown

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and i said "i promise i'm normal" yk like a liar