#er... uhm. thank ya.

[vp-aslik]

🎁 : big dented red box tied with a bow set on your desk containing Glukstuds issue: 12-75 {Elite class edition} Note on it: heh heh buddy uh mine's paired up now so figured you could use these Sir- uh Mr. Asskiss. Just don't get caught with'm. Go buck wild with 'm.

[craziechwiv]

The Paladin and their Succubus frenemy - 3.5

Still at the tavern, our team of heroes decide to formally meet their new teammate who has suddenly appear out of the blue. Everyone is intent on knowing who she is and how she got into contact with their group, and most importantly, what does she bring to the table besides the word of their leader.

And the champion and very keen on finding out why she was so close to the leader, both in sitting right next to him and...whenever he slides alil further away from her, she'd slide closer to him. And why was she looking at him like that? All of this just made Pyrrha question if Ren was telling the truth or a misfortune. Could it be that Jaune has been seeing someone behind her- er, their team's back?

???: Pyrrha?

She would not have it, for all she knows, this mysterious woman possibly put a spell on her Ja- leader...making him fall in love with her. Or has some blackmail on him so he is forced to love her! She must know the truth.

???: Pyrrha!

She'll interrogate the girl when their alone, and if she shows her true colors to her, she won't hesitate to dispatch the foe. For their safety, and for her Jau-

Jaune: PYRRHA!

Pyrrha: AH! Y-Yes Jaune?

Too bad for Pyrrha, she has been staring and giving Ruby a deathly glare ever since they sat down. While Jaune was concerned about the whole situation, Ruby just looked back at Pyrrha with a smug look. Nora and Ren we're sitting beside Pyrrha on each side...but further away in their seats to not get in the way in case she instinctly pulled out her weapon.

Pyrrha: Ahem, sorry. Uhm, so Ms. Ruby...where are you from again?

Ruby: It's quite already first off. I am from an...eventful place lets call it.

Ren: And where is this 'eventful place' you speak of?

Ruby: It's an island called Patch. As soon as I became old enough to travel by myself, I did just that. Although coming here wasn't the nicest welcome as I was attacked by bandits...

Ren: Ah, there has been rumors of bandits becoming more frequent as of late, hopefully they didn't take much from you.

Ruby: Actually, they didn't even take anything. I took care of them myself.

Ren: Really?

Nora: Oooh, how? How?!

Ruby: With this beauty~!

Ruby pulls out a bulky stick that was latched onto her back, and as the others took a look at it, Ruby clicked a button and it became the same scythe Jaune saw.

Nora: WOAH!

Ren: That is...something,

Pyrrha: Indeed, it seems to be masterfully made to.

Ruby: Hehe yeah. It's a gift from my mom, uh...'gods' rest her soul on that remark. But uh, I am quite proficient in it. Always have been after my dad figured he couldn't keep me tied to home for much longer...so now I'm here. And I want to join your team if I can.

The rest of the team just looked at her with skeptical looks, making both Ruby and Jaune a bit tense at the moment. However, Pyrrha stood up and walked towards where Ruby was sitting. The small girl looked at Pyrrha with a anxious look, preparing for the worst...until she saw Pyrrha extend her hand.

Pyrrha: Then, let me be the uh...second to welcome to our team. A friend of Jaune is a friend of ours and we'll do whatever we can to make you feel welcomed here.

Ruby gave a small smile back to Pyrrha and shook her hand tightly.

Ruby: Thanks, I hope to be by your side till the day we all die.

Ren: Speaking of, how did you and Jaune meet?

Jaune: Uhh...

Ruby: Uhm...funny story about that.

P+R: ?

...

Nora: BAHAHAHAHA! OH MY SIDES...THEY HURT~! HAHAHA

Ren: So you thought Jaune was a threat when you both crossed paths at said village he was sent to survey...and nearly killed him?

Ruby, who was looking down at the floor embarrassed: Y-Yep...that's the story.

Nora: HAHAHAHAHA, OH I REALLY NEED ANOTHER DRINK FOR THIS SHIT! BAR KEEP~! POUR MAMA ANOTHER MUG WILL YA?!

Pyrrha:

Jaune: Uhm, you alright Py-

Pyrrha: We're gonna have a talk when we get back to home, Mr. Arc.

Jaune: Oh gods...

Next Chapter >

[taylormarieee]

~Love and Zombies~

Part: 1

Summary: You are living with Hershel on the farm. He adopted you when you were stranded during this apocalypse. When Newcomers come to the farm seeking help and refuge. You fall in love with a handsome, married Officer.

Word Count: 870

Warnings: Mentions of Blood, Carl being shot, Fluff, a little sadness, Reader and Ricks relationship starting, Lori being a tad bit jealous.

Pairing: Rick Grime X Fem!Greene!Reader

You and Maggie were in the kitchen helping Patricia with the dishes and cleaning up for supper. You were washing the dishes and Maggie was setting the table when suddenly, Maggie looked out the window to see a man running from the woods holding a boy.

"Uhh Daddy! There's a man outside runnin with a boy in his hands!" Maggie yells worriedly

"Omg! Patricia, get Beth and come meet us outside!" You say running outside with Hershel and Maggie. Soon, Beth and Patricia join us.

"What's happened?" Asked Hershel. "Please, m-my boy, he's been shot! Can ya help?" The Officer asks with sweat and tears running down his face. "Patricia, Help me get the tools and medicine! Sir, bring him inside! And Maggie, get some wet towels cuz he's burnin' up." You say, your accent thick when you speak.

The Officer nods and rushes inside with Hershel leading him into a room. You and Patricia rush into the room with antibiotics and certain tools needed for this operation. Maggie starts wiping the boys face with wet towels as Hershel starts to remove his bloody clothes.

"Uhm Sir, what's your name?" You ask gently leading him away from his son to give Hershel space to work. "Uh It's Rick. Rick Grimes." He says running his hands through his hair. "Ok Rick, look at me." He looks at you with a worried look in his eyes. "Ok good, Your son is in good hands. He's gonna be ok. If he's anything like his father, he is brave and strong."You say rubbing his shoulders to comfort him.

"Ok. Just please take care of him. He's all I have." He says crying. You notice a ring on his finger. "Rick, where is your wife? Is she Ok?" You ask curiously. "Oh god! My wife! She's Ok, but she's back at the trailer and the rest of the group is waiting for us." He says panicking.

"Hershel! How's it lookin over there?" You say trying to calm the man in front of you down. "Not so good, He's lost a lot of blood. We're gonna need to remove this bullet fast and hope that he doesn't die."

God was this going to be a long night...

Soon, Rick's whole group arrived and so did the boy, who's name is Carl, has survived the surgery, and the night. Rick and his wife, Lori stayed with Carl, while Rick continued to donate blood to Carl. 'What a good father you thought and handsome too. -Wait... What are you thinking? He is married.'

You shove your thoughts down and walk into the room where Shane, Lori, Dale, and Andrea are.

"Lori? Carl is stable. His breathing is fine and with the blood Rick is giving, he should recover soon. For now he needs to rest." You say smiling at the people in the room. "Oh thank you! I don't know what we would have done without you! Thank you...?" She trails off awaiting your name. "Y/n Ma'am. My names Y/n!" She smiles and hugs you. "Thank you Y/n" She says smiling. "Your welcome Lori!" you say holding her hands before walking off to find Maggie and Beth.

"Maggie! Beth! Where are y'all goofballs?" While trying to find Maggie and Beth you ram into someones strong muscular chest and find yourself stumbling backwards and tripping. When you think your body's gonna hit the ground you feel arms weakly hold you from falling. You look up to see a pale Rick holding on to you.

You stare into his beautiful blue Irises, and to anyone else this would look like a scene straight out of a romance movie. As you both stare at each other, a woman's voice interrupts the beautiful moment.

"Uhm What's going on here? Are we interruptin' something?" Maggie asks with a smirk on her face. "Uh no, sorry she almost fell so I caught 'er." Rick says smiling and slowly bring you up to your feet. Lori is standing right next to Maggie and she seems pissed and a little jealous. Rick looks at his wife and clears his throat while you put your head down and walk next to Maggie.

"Uhm Rick t-thank you for catching me. I owe you one!" You say putting on an awkward smile. "Uh yea, no problem." Rick says weakly holding onto a wall. "Uh Rick you don't look too good? You need to rest." Maggie says. "Yea, thanks Maggie! I'll put him to rest." Lori says clenching her jaw.

You and Maggie both awkwardly walk away and head up to her room. "You totally like him! Those puppy dog eyes give it away sister!" She says excitedly. "No Maggie! I can't, He is married." You say shaking your head.

"Sister, Have you seen the tension between Shane and Lori? They clearly have or Had something going on behind Rick's back and haven't told him! Just talk to Rick, get to know him." She says smiling. I roll my eyes and get up and say goodnight to everyone, even Carl who is now awake and responsive.

Maybe you will take up on Maggie's offer and go for it.

After all you always get what you want...

A/N: I know this is a little short but I like it! This is Chapter 1 to my new series called "Love and Zombies!" So I hope y'all enjoy and I will probably post Chapter 2 soon.

Taglist: @rickswh0r3 @rickydixky @sinsandsweetness @murdadixon @murder-jacket @carlsdarling. @catt-leya @darylscvmdumpster @the-dixon-effect

[axcel-lucci]

Hello dear Lucci!

Can you write a Law x fem! reader where the reader is teaching Law how to cook? And Law is not very good at it xD maybe Bepo can be there, too. Bepo is the best.

Thank you so much for writing! And if you don't feel the request it's absolutely ok to ignore it.

All the best from your cosmic horror

The dish... (Is it even edible at this point?)

A/N: hello! I like this idea, this is rather cute. Also, mind my grammar (English is not my first language) and my spelling (I'm writing this in a moving vehicle and my autocorrect is being a bit... Messed ATM)

Trafalgar Law x fem!reader

"Does Law know how to cook...?" (Y/n) asked Bepo

"Er... Uhm..." Bepo muttered lowly, feeling a dark gaze behind him

"Yes I can, obviously." Law rolled his eyes once he entered the kitchen and gave (y/n) a kiss on the cheek, "just so you know, I can."

"Oh yeah?" (Y/n) smiled softly, "cook with me then."

Law could feel a shiver up his spine.

Bepo shivered and slowly backed out of the kitchen to warn everyone of the possible impending doom.

"Alright then." Law huffed as a faint blush Invades his cheeks.

She smiled and hands him an apron.

....

"We're cooking simple onigiri." She smiled as she cooked the rice first

"Sounds simple enough"

"Alright..." She rolled her eyes, "also... Let's make some soup."

Law shrugs.

She smiled darkly, "I'll do the onigiri you do the soup"

"What?!"

"What? You said you can cook." She shrugged

Law frowns that says "you know I can't. Dummy."

She just laughed, "alright. I'll help ya."

(Y/n) helped him not to murder the vegetables by handing him a peeler instead of a knife, she cuts them instead of him cause he'll take too long cutting them perfectly cubed.

And now he's waiting for the water to boil entirely as she checked on the rice

"The rice is done, wash your hands and put a little salt on them for the onigiri." She instructed as she placed the rice into a bowl to partially cool down, just enough to be held.

"I'm not really good at this molding part..." He muttered

"Don't worry, I can help you."

Law, he kind of complained at how hot the rice is, pressed it together so fiercely they stick to his hand, "aw..."

She chuckled, "gently... Like this..." She guides him through every step and process.

Though the end result was rather... Questionable.

While hers were "normal" his were... "Is that edible?".

He sighed, staring at the stark contrast of the two.

"Look at that...! It looks just like Bepo!" She smiled at the oddly shaped onigiri.

"You think so?"

"Hmm... It's missing something, just a sec." She smiled as she cut up some small dots and shapes out of a sheet of seaweed wrap.

She then designed his onigiri with "eyes" and a cute little "boop" nose.

"There...! Looks exactly like him now."

He sighed as he smiled, now it really does. "It... Thank you..."

She just smiled and nodded at him, "you are really... You can cook, just a bit... You know, forceful."

He laughed

...

"Hmm..." Shachi mumbled, "it looks... Nice...?"

"Is that me?!" Bepo gasped with sparkles

"Isn't it cute?? Law made that!" (Y/n) smiled

"It's really cute! Like a mini me! Aww... I don't wanna eat it anymore!"

Law could feel himself heat up from embarrassment.

[anxy76]

🍷Overworked

Presented to you by anxy76

Enjoy!

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝

It was a dull night, I just got back from Lord Diavolos Castle, I was required to help around for the upcoming party

I slowly put my bag down, feeling pretty tired from all the work I did, but there was one thing I had to check before heading back to sleep

Someone who's been working way too much, the random footsteps from afar could be heard

I slowly walk towards the familiar door, the one I enter almost each and every night thought for the past week I couldn't have made it due to Diavolos' requirements.

Slowly putting my ear next to door, trying to listen if there was any sound inside, a stern voice making me flinch

"I swear if it's you, Mammon, again, I'll hang you upside down!" Lucifer shouted in a clearly annoyed tone, and it could be very much heard through the door

I press the handle and open the door. Lucifer is already staring at it

"Sorry ,Lucifer, I just wanted to check on you. I haven't seen you in a while" keeping my voice as soft as possible, seeing that Lucifer was not in the mood for anything

He just stared at me, right into my eyes. The moonlight was going over his face, making Lucifers features more noticeable, but just when he was about to speak, the second oldest voice was heard

"OI human! Where have ya been all day?! Come 'ere! No more waisting time here. " Mammon grabbed my hand and pulled me out of Lucifers office just as if he no longer wanted to see me in there

"Mammon- wait! Hold on!" I tried stopping him, but there was no chance he'd actually listen to me. Sometimes, I wonder why Mammon isn't the avatar of envy. That would suit him more... when it comes to me.

He kept talking, but instead of listening, I was continuously looking back, hoping Lucifer would come and take me away from his brother and that I'd be in his embrace... but that did not happen because while staring back at the corridor, I could see the door slowly closing back.

As the both of us reached my room, I spoke in a silent yet tired voice.

"I should get some rest, uhm thanks for bringing me to my room...I need to wake up early to help Lord Diavolo out" I groan reminding myself that I indeed need to help out and it was already late.

Mammon looked at me dissapointed yet he did not give up and invited himself in my room starting up a conversation that took atleast three more hours but what can I say other than it was indeed fun, we laughed, giggled , played some games and even comforted eachothers.

Thought my mind was still set on Lucifer,quite worried actually he hadn't left his office since the last time I actually visited him...he'll I hope he's taking care of himself and not overworking.

I brush my thoughts aside, watching as Mammon slowly leaves my room waving goodbye. The moon shined brighter as the time went by, I had to at least get a bit of sleep, I had to help them out, or else Diavolo would be disappointed

My eyes slowly closed, bringing me to my slumber, helped by my blanket, a very comfortable and puffy one.... I didn't even realise I didn't change my clothes due to how tired I was, and we'll because I got distracted by the sin of greed, Mammon.

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝

Time passed very fast

Diavolos party was starting to look amazing. The finishing touches, making it look absolutely stunning, I was proud of myself for being able to help with so many things my eyes flickering satisfying with all of it, as I take one more look at everything.

I was incredibly happy, but I still felt like something was missing.Someone was missing

Where was he?

I haven't seen his face for the past weeks.

Should I go look for him?

All the questions rang in my head, I needed to know how he was doing.

My mind was made up. I was gonna go search for him. As I was about to go, Lord Diavolo snapped me back to the party

"Ah... yes, the finishing touches, how could I forget I still had to help..!"softly whispering to myself, at how forgetful I get when it comes to the avatar of pride...

Kinda dissapointed at the fact that I can't go see him right now. Oh, how I wish...

The faster I finish this, the quicker I'll get to him!

Or so I thought....

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝

For the past hours, I've been helping, it seems as Diavolos thoughts had no stop...!

I'm so tired... After all, im just a human doing all this work.

"Diavolo... we finished everything. Isn't it time to let us go back?" I asked a bit confused since we finished the actual plan a few hours ago.

"Ah yes! But there's so many ideas so much to do!" He responded with his iconic laugh."Sorry (y/n) you can go rest. I understand you don't have the energy as us the demons."

I took a deep breath in. Finally, I can go check on him.

"Thank you!" I respond eagerly, ready to leave.

I didn't usually walk alone in the devildom. It was dangerous for... a human that's what everyone told me, i was supposed to wait for one of the brothers to walk with me towards the House of Lamentation, but I was too worried about the oldest brother, so instead of waiting I was speeding towards the house.

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝

Quickly making my way in rushing towards Lucifers office, I slowly knock on the door but only for it to get no response.

"Lucifer?" I ask softly, deciding to open the door as I pull it open

I'm peeking my head inside the room as I see him. His head was lying on the table, probably way too tired to get to his room.

I wonder how long he has been here for?

For how long has he been skipping meals?

"Lucifer.." I call out again his name as I comb my fingers through his hair

He started to stir a bit, and then he brought his head up to look at me

"(y/n)? why are you here? I must've fallen asleep. I have to get back to my work. Thank you for waking me."But my mind was made to at least get him to rest for a bit.

"You need to rest the work can wait," looking him directly in the eyes... his eyes looked so tired, so exhausted."You've been working for the past weeks for what I know. You deserve a break, so please let me help you."

He looked at me, debating if he should listen to me or not... but he knew I wouldn't stop until he rested.

"Alright then." he got up, looking just as exhausted, but instead of walking towards the door, he came to me. "But you're also resting with me, don't think I didn't know you've also been working more than you should of." his hands made their way around my waist , holding me close.

My cheeks turned into a soft red. "But unlike you, I got rest from time to time..!" complaining at his statement.

"Let's head to my room." pulling me towards him, not letting go of my hand as he took the lead into getting us towards his room.

At that time, I forgot I didn't change my clothes due to the hurry I was in. "I think I'll head to my room." I told him

"You're not spending the night with me?" his voice sounded dissapointed, he wanted me to stay , and who was I to decline?

"I'll just change my clothes and come right back, alright?" As I turned my head towards the direction of my room

"I can give you some spare clothes." he responded quickly, grabbing my hand and pulling me inside the room "I don't want you to leave."

I watched him as he got me the spare clothes he had already changed, and so was I about to do as well.

It took me a few minutes, but I finished, I went into the bed right next to Lucifer.

He put his hands around me and pulled me, holding me against his chest. His heartbeat was going fast yet soft like a nice melody.

His voice was soft as he said, "How I wished we'd do this again, I'm sorry I got so worked up with all the paperwork my dear (y/n)" as he held me as close as possible

"It's alright, I was just worried since you haven't been getting rest" I whispered out my thoughts "I want you to take more care of yourself."

"Anything for you my dear."

Those were the last words exchanged from the both of us as we fall into a deep slumber both of us happily in eachothers arms again after so long.

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝

Thank you for reading!

[riddle-me-fear]

Thank you Scarecrow (and Riddler) for answering my questions. Also I hate the people getting ready for Christmas in late October/November. Except for Riddler I could never hate him (don't worry Scarecrow I don't want your man in a romantic or sexual way (sorry not sorry Riddler)). Also once again lovely accent Scarecrow (also don't want anything more than work/¿friendship? from you Scarecrow (sorry not sorry²). No apologies for the long text {well kinda. I apologize to the creator of this Chanel. Thank you for creating this amazing idea}

It seems like I will see you again very soon for work Scarecrow. Also you'll be hearing from me more often now. One last question; if I bring test subjects to you, will I get promoted??

~Chucky

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

Heya again, Chucky. Uhm, yeah, yer welcome. Still confused 'bout that last one from last time, but whateva. Int'restin' you'd say that, 'bout not hatin' Ed, can ya teach me sometime, share yer secrets?

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

Heey!

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

Aaw, 'pparently tho they also don' like ya enough fo' second stage, sorry Eddie.

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

Oh, well, I suppose that's their loss. I've got plenty of "game", as they say, so I don't think I'd even have room for another.

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

That so? An' what "game" ya got right nah?

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

Hm-hmm, oh, you'd be surprised. I'll tell you after this.

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

Pff, tease. Also uuh, Chucky. Let's naht get too ahead of ourselves 'ere. Don' wanna disappoint buuuut aah... I rarely become friens with staff.

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

But you can sure try, ahahaha!

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

In additian, I'll havta know what yer qualified fo'. Like what particular skillset ya bring. So like, if ya be fetchin' subjects fo' me - an' no, ya won't get a promotion fo' jus' doin' a simple job, ye gotta do better th'n that - ya gotta be quick an' efficient, as well as bring a bit o' muscle. Gotta get da subject knocked out in tha car somehow, right? Oh anduuh ya need ta know howda drive. Don' give two shits if ya got a license or nah, but ya gotta be able to get da subjects to me somehow, an' bail quick if shit goes south. An' if somebody catches ya, don'tcha fuckin' lead the cops, or worse, tha goddamn Bat-gang, ta me!

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

They call themselves "Gotham Knights", dear.

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

Don' care what they be callin' 'emselves, don' fuckin' lettem kno' where ta find me! Honestly's betta if ya lettem turn ya in, breakin' out o' Arkham or Blackgate's way easier than losin' those pests in a chase. Also, no matta how much they torture ya, NO word about me or any o' ma business, got it?!

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

You sure know how to make it sound appealing to work for you.

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

Don' see reason in sugar-coatin' it. Also, them's tha one applyin' fo' a job fo' one o' Gotham's most dangerous criminals over 'ere.

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

Touché.

[stxrmylxve]

Ok babe since the event is finishing soon please may I get a Draken and hanma with a female reader with the prompts pretty little tease and put on a show for us. Thank you very much.

NOTES: hanma x draken x fem!reader, teasing

Hearing them argue over who got to take you first was enough to get the heat pooling in your stomach.

“She clearly wants me to fuck ‘er first!”

“But I have better hair.”

“I have a tattoo on my head! That’s way cooler than your two crappy tats.”

“They look better around her neck.”

You whined out a groan, throwing your head back as you stared at the wall with an annoyed expression on your face. The room went quiet as hanma and draken exchanged glances at eachother.

“She’s a pretty lil’ tease, you know?” draken chuckles as he sits down in his desk chair and spins around to face you.

“What, did I win or sumthin’?” hanma asks as he points to himself, watching draken’s body language as he sighs, taking a seat on the floor next to draken.

You lift your head back up with a faint blush as you avoided the gaze of the staring men.

“What r’ ya waiting on?” draken asks as your puzzled face turns to him.

“Uhm.. y’all..?” you answer hesitantly as he laughs.

“Darl, we’re not running this rodeo tonight.” draken says as he glances as hanma with a grin.

“Put on a show for us, beautiful.” hanma adds as he sits back, stretching out his legs and giving the signal he nor draken were budging anytime soon from their seats.

that gif is great btw 🫶

[askthesinclairs]

I follow closely behind Lester and set down the rice, looking around.

I'm not sure what I expected their house to look like. It's messy and stuck somewhere in the 70s or 80s, but it looks... normal.

Bo startles me out of my thoughts by bursting in with a shotgun. The guns are still not something I've gotten used to.

I'm surprised at his quick change to such a happy mood, but watch him hug Lester, feeling hopeful that this is a good thing.

Bo then backs up from the hug, glaring at his younger brother. "The hell are ya even doin' here?? let alone with.. ..her." He seemed to glare at you for a moment, still.. he isn't your biggest fan. going as far as to move to the other side of the room when Lester went to stand next to you. he was opening up the pots. "Came over to check on ya, make sure ya weren't dead.. and uhm.. after the whole thing with.. ya know.. i felt it was a bad idea to leave her unattended." Lester rubbed the back of his neck. Bo was taking out Bowls, now setting the Pots on the counter and setting up the table. his movements were sluggish with a sorta limp. "I ain't someone ya needa check on." He muttered, putting some food for himself and eating like he hadn't eaten in weeks.. Which.. he knows well he hasn't. he hasn't even left the basement in a while. not after receiving.. Lester little gift. "Well?! y'all gonna stand there or y'all gonna fuckin' eat. ain't gonna finish the whole damn pot myself. or.. maybe i will. tsk.." he smirked, moving to sit on one of the chairs. Lester put some food for himself too, sitting by Bo's left. "heh! so, you've been fine i assume?" "..yea. fine. thanks for ur dumb little gift. where the woman come from anyhow?" "..incident i don't wanna talk bout. what ya been doin' to 'er..?" "..usual. heh.. made a whole lot of tapes if that'll help ya put that brain of yers to use."

[alkasden]

"howdy! Your pretty miss!"

Have a smol prince being a sweetheart))

@damian-morningstar

"Uhm... Yo... little dude?? Ain't sure yer peepers are lookin' at the right gal to be called pretty, but whateva'. Thanks I s'pose... er-- Ya lost or somethin'? This ain't a good part o' Hell to be for a small fry." ▼

[oldscoutblog]

Yeah, the beach is nice. *I say, sitting next to you on the blanket and lean against you, grabbing a bonk for you and I and clincking them* Cheers hot stuff

—👁️

Cheers!

*he chugs the bonk!*

Woo! That’s good!

*he wraps an arm around you. The mood shifts*

Yeah it is nice… Ya know… I honestly didn’t see this comin. Getting a great guy interested in me, going out with ‘im, it’s nice….

I guess- I’m tryin to say thank you. For uhm… takin a chance on me…

*WOAH why he being so emotional??? So sweet?? What’s going on??? HES A SPY. Kidding he’s not. He is however getting embarrassed and averts his gaze back to the open sea.*

Er- want some chips?

*good job that wasn’t awkward at all. He’s holding out the bag of idk bbq chips? He seems like a bbq or Doritos guy. Idk.*

[mlynar-nearl]

welp thanks for the advice on vday, bit broke recently (due to er... me myself and i yeeeea) but its solid advice ! and its fine vday isnt all that fun to celebrate imo cos now everything is expensive but my gfs internship is also ending soon so this doubles as a celebration for that hell yeah

ok ya that was irrelevant but heyyyy i took a look into the audie tags and i love the hcs its so Them i love how gnosis thinks they are gross (i too would think they are gross the moment i leave my gf i think couples Suck so ykw gnosis we can be friends on this) and its absolutely hilarious how petty gnosis is..... he lost to audie once and he fumes for 1.5 weeks i love the ice bird man so much cough. and yeah encio and audie just being chess nerds to the point they cant sleep bcs they just Stare at the board when its their turn.... absolutely horrid no one is getting sleep ever i pity them and their sleep schedules (let them have sleep mans)

shealtiel having hearing aids is so cool tho like uhm i really like deaf characters (mostly to do how my right ear has been suspiciously blocked for months and i dont know how to solve it) like deaf haitham? wonderful. deaf shealtiel? absolutely wonderful as well. i love how he just uses it to try and piss off andoain like yeah you talking to me? im not listening because your words arent even worth my batteries i hope youre pissed. xoxo shealtiel. those are the exact vibes they give me anyways shealtiel is denial horny and i find it absolutely hilarious as well, no words just. keysmash. except i wont do one bcs its a very long reply alr (insert thumbs up) i wish u well if u reply fast i will probably be able to reply fast as well but take ur time lol i never sleep early (have a good day!)

speed round cause i gotta go catch the bus back from college in a few minutes and get off my laptop for that lmao

gnosis to me in their continuity together is like. mildly aroace. which is mainly why he's not a third to them andwhy he thinks they're so gross in part. they don't usually stay awake for the chess alone but they'll be thinking about something else and the three chess games in the house are a convenient thing to marinate on to try and get something done when it's three in the morning. they're all horrid workaholics.

shealtiel being deaf was kind of a spur of the moment decision but i ended up really liking it and i think he enjoys having the ability to mute things like andoain trying to tell him why he's Right About Things. excellent for denial!

i will probably post more audie at some point PFDSG i like him i think he's neat

[dms-saggicorn]

dms: O-oh

dms: *I stare at the gift with wide eyes*

dms: Damn TK you didn't have to get me anything

TK: Well I wanted too, you know to uh thank you? For being my friend and all h-heh

*There's an awkward pause*

TK: Just take it alright

TK: *Shoves the gift in my arms*

dms: geez alright alright

dms: *I look down at the gift with a chuckle*

dms: *I open the gift*

dms: Wow I...

dms: *my face shapes into a somber gaze*

TK: *takes notice of this, growing worried*

TK: *does she not like it? Damn. No I should ask first*

TK: *sighs* What is it now? Do....you not like it?

dms: it's just...I didn't get you anything....and now I feel bad :/

TK: *chuckles*

dms: *hmph*

dms: hey what's so funny? I'm serious! I'm gonna pay you back!!! Next year for sure dammit >:O

TK: there's no need for that it's a GIFT except it lol

dms: Don't tell me what to do! I'm paying you back and that's final! >:(

dms: *I stretch out my arm*

dms: Deal?

TK: Pfft alright, you could just make it to work on time ya know.

dms: I make it work ALL the time, how dare you.

TK: HA right

The 2 hangout throughout the night

Dawn yet again:

A bit of context, this is a office er restaurant party? Yeah something like that. Business was good so Don arranged a party for the employees. This is before Dawn met Wybie:

Dawn: For me? Wow

Dawn: *Tries to hugs TK, box is in the way though*

Dawn: Thank you TK!

TK: *laughs*

TK: Lol the box you goof

Dawn: whoops right heh

Dawn: *puts the box down and hugs TK tightly*

TK: *returns the hug a content smile on their face,*

*heh such a silly girl...this is nice...almost don't want to let go...*

Dawn: uhm TK? Can I have my body back now lol? I don't mind too much~ but this hug is kinda long don't cha think?

TK: Oh uh yeah sorry haha

Dawn: Awww can't get enough of me can ya teehee~

TK: read me like a book I swear...

Dawn: huh? What was tha-

TK: NOTHING I said uh nothing.

Dawn:...well alright heh come on

Dawn: *takes TK's hand*

TK: W-wha?

Dawn: Yeah bud I gotta get your gift, left it in the car.

TK: You did? Wow I never would've guessed heh

TK: *There's a faint blush on their freckled cheeks as TK smiles, happy to be thought of*

Dawn: Hey cut that out! Didn't think I'd get you something? Nope not uh I always get gifts for my friends 💜 especially my coworker beasties.

TK: wow that's suuuuch an honor

Dawn: It iiiis smartie pants :p Fun fact you're actually the 1st. So as soon such a gift for you 💜

TK: heh surprised about that one, I'd think you'd have a ton of those with how friendly you are

Dawn: yeah I get that, but i'm just friendly with everyone but you, you are my friend TK! We even hangout and stuff. Besides Lucy I haven't done that with anyone in ages...

Dawn: *Dawn looks down with a bittersweet smile*

Dawn: so yeah you're definitelt special bud!

TK: *does their best to look awayvand cover their blush*

TK: OK OK I get it l-let's go get the gift

Dawn: *giggles* Fine by me

They go the car and exchange their gifts both pleased with each considerate present ^^

❄️Winter chronicles❄️

Day 3 - Exchanging gifts with TK

❄️Crónicas de navidad❄️

Día 3 - Intercambiando regalos con TK

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[arvensimp]

Arven and the reader trying to take care of a baby pokemon, and arven starts imagining him, and the reader is like a family taking care of a baby.

I've said this a thousand times and I'll say it a thousand times more, I'm WEAK for baby fics.

I hope this kinda works for you? It's not exactly the request but I hope it's sufficiently fluffy.

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Baby Mine

Arven x reader (no gendered pronouns are used to describe the reader), discovering a pokemon egg!!

--

"Hey, uh... Arven?"

"Yeah?" Arven calls back to you without looking up from where he's currently doting upon Mabosstiff.

"Uhm...." You heft up the pokemon egg that you just plucked from your picnic basket.

With no further context from you, Arven looks up from his pokemon, and his eyes go wide.

"Oh, what the hell." He says, sounding more exasperated than anything. "Where'd that come from?"

You sigh. "Some of our pokemon must've, uh..." You blush a bit. "Y'know..."

Arven stands and puts his hands on his hips. "Shit, uh..." He clears his throat softly. "Is there any way to tell, er... Who the parents are? This has never happened with just my team on its own."

You gently prop the egg on your waist and take a seat on a stump. "Same with me. Give me a minute. I'm not overly familiar with breeding tactics. Lemme see which of our pokemon might be..." You wince a bit. "Compatible?"

One Bulbapedia search later, and Arven is staring down Mabosstiff.

"C'mon, bud! Really?!" He says. "That's hardly polite behavior. We owe a lot to those two, ya know? Is that any way to thank either of them?"

Mabosstiff only gives him a cheeky sneer and a loud boof.

Meanwhile, you're down on your Dachsbun's level. "Girl! This is trainerless behavior and not becoming of a Paldean champion! C'mon! At least make him buy you dinner first!" Your tone is entirely lighthearted, and Dachsbun doesn't even look sorry. There isn't a thought behind her eyes.

Arven tries to stifle a snort. "For what it's worth, /I've/ given her plenty of dinners. Does that count?"

"Nope. Mabosstiff needs to step up. He's a father now."

"I can't believe you're not taking this more seriously." Arven says, attempting to grow more sincere.

You pick the egg back up from where you'd gently placed it down on the ground, and stroke the shell tenderly.

"I'm taking it seriously enough," You defend. "It's just...not worth being too upset over, I think..." A soft smile graces your features. "Accidents happen, and goodness knows we both know how to look after a pokemon, right? This should be fine? It's just a sweet little baby..."

You press your cheek to the egg and smile into it. "You'll be a great little friend!" You tell it.

Arven's heart lurches at the sight. He imagined how you'd look holding a little human baby instead, and it's nearly too much.

"C-Can I...?" He asks, holding out both of his hands tentatively.

"Sure!" You pass the egg off to him.

At the exchange, Mabosstiff and Dachsbun both approach just to keep an eye out.

Arven holds the thing like it's...well, like it's exactly as precious as it is. His eyes go a little glassy as he looks it over.

"H-Hi..." He says softly to the egg, rubbing little circles into the shell with his thumbs. "Uh... I'm Arven..."

You snicker softly.

"You're gonna be a grandpa!"

Arven rolls his eyes. "Yeah, well what does that make you, genius?"

"A loving and doting trainer and grandtrainer."

"Mhmm." Arven humors you, then goes to sit, delicately holding the egg in his lap.

"I guess we need to figure out...uh...custody?"

You laugh lightly and scooch closer, so you can keep a hand on the egg while it's still within his grasp. Arven blushes, but you miss it.

"I mean...we can just stick close by?" Dachsbun crawls up beneath your hand and barks. "I imagine these two will want to be around no matter what." You nod to both pokemon. "I don't really have anything major going on. You?"

Arven shrugs. "Not really..."

So you stay close by. Rather than continue traveling terribly far though, the two of you decide to make your way back to the Poco Path Lighthouse. You and Arven swap holding the egg the whole way there.

It gives Arven butterflies watching you carry the thing, so gentle and sweet. You talk to it like it's already a fully hatched pokemon and can talk back, and it's just so endearing it makes his stomach tie in knots.

At one point on the walk back, you gasp loudly.

"Arven!" You cry.

"What?!" He jolts, quickly turning back to you, fully expecting the worst.

"Look, look, look! Come feel!" You hold the egg out to him with a grin, and Arven gingerly takes it.

He's silent for one...two...three long moments before the egg jostles in his hands.

"O-oh my god," He chokes out, smiling wide. "You're getting strong in there, huh, buddy?"

You laugh. "It's gonna be a strong little one, that's for sure!"

Arven holds the egg tightly from there for the rest of the trip back.

You let Mabosstiff and Dachsbun out of their balls once you're inside the lighthouse. Mabosstiff immediately runs over to an old pokemon bed and starts boofing.

Dachsbun follows over and steps into the bed, circling it several times before making a little donut shape and barking.

Arven places the egg with her, and she curls up around it, then Mabosstiff curls up around her.

"Aww..." You kinda wanna cry at the sight of it. "Do you have any blankets for them?" You ask, leaning against Arven. Without thinking, he leans back into you just a bit.

"I'll see what I can find."

Arven leaves for just a moment, and you squat down to pat the dogs' heads. "You guys are gonna do such a good job, huh? You're gonna be a mommy and daddy!"

You continue spouting sweet nothings at them, and Arven just watches from the doorway, smiling at the scene for a minute before he kneels next to you, offering some little blankets and towels to the pair.

"You guys wanna build a nest?"

Mabosstiff boofs and takes the blankets in his mouth then slowly moves to start nuzzling blankets around Dachsbun and the egg.

You and Arven stand.

"Guess we'll just...leave them to it..?"

"Uh, yeah. I guess so. I can make us some food in the mean time?" Arven tells you.

"Sounds good! Hehe, you'll be a great grandtrainer, ya know?" You tell him with a cheeky grin and a friendly pat on his upper arm.

Arven blushes. "Uh...yeah. Y-you too..."

[twstwonderlandstuff]

Hi there! I wanted to make a request with a gender neutral mc and the twisted wonderland first years. I was thinking of a scenario where the mc buys them a gift with a small amount of savings they managed to get. I imagine the mc is barely scraping by to maintain necessities. I didn’t want to make this sad, I just thought it might be nice.

gender neutral reader tw: none can do, nonnie! although, I'm attempting something diff-er-ent~'

mc: "so, um... ta-dang!!!" *presents are laid out, given to each of the boys* ace: eh~~??? no, way, prefect??? are these gifts??? for us? deuce: "pr-prefect... I'll treasure this greatly, thank you!!!" jack: "I suppose this is-" sebek: "I- I SHALL SEE THROUGH YOU!! This shall be given to Lord Malleus!" mc: "n-no, bestie, it's uh, for you..." sebek: "ME?!? Hah!! In truth, you simply wanted to hear about Lord Malleus, correct?!" mc: "no, uh-" ace: "it's for you, loudmouth. what an idiot." jack: "...thanks. n-not that this makes us friends, obivously." epel: "can ya believe the nerve of these people? ah, but thanks, mc!" jack: "prefect, how much do you have left?" mc: "what do you mean...?" jack: "your financials. how much do you have left?" deuce: "…!!! you didn't spend your money on just us, right?!?" epel: "PREFECT??!?!?" mc: "uhm... enough to buy a tuna can...?" sebek: "that's..." jack: "definitely..." epel: "not..." ALL: "ENOUGH!!!!" *later, the prefect was lectured by the first years on not taking care of themselves in their own unique ways.*

[ask-the-dweets]

"I've gotta say, that's an interestin' look for ya, Dwight. Er, Dwi. Sorry. Glasses do make ya look more approachable." @wanderingsongbird

“Oh! Uhm, thank you?”

@wanderingsongbird @little-monsters-entity

Dwi is never not an Entity after all

[min-min-9801]

Sparks of Jealousy (Levi x F!Reader)

Levi x F!Reader 

Y/N = Your name

F/C = Favorite color

⚝ I do not own any of the characters. All credit for Obey Me: Shall We Date? goes to the original owner! ⚝

Word count: 1.3k

Warnings: None

⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝⚝Sparks of Jealousy

“Did you eat my custard, Mammon?!” shouted Beelzebub. The truth was that Y/N had eaten it. And only because Mammon had told her to as a dare. 

“W-What?! Look, I can explain!” Mammon tried to reason, but Beel wouldn’t have it. 

“So it WAS you!” 

“Actually, it wasn’t either of them,” an unknown voice calmly stated. Out of the shadows came out Solomon. “I don’t know who it was, but it wasn’t them. Believe me, I was watching them.” Both Mammon and Y/N were shocked. Solomon was defending them? Mammon was slightly annoyed, as he didn’t need a measly human to defend him, or so he thought. Beel was still mad but left to his room.

  “Thank you,” Y/N told Solomon on behalf of herself and Mammon. The white-haired demon just rolled his eyes.  

“Well, what do ya want? Say it already,” Mammon snapped. Solomon thought for a moment. Then he smiled.

“Well, of course, I’d like some amusement. It does get a bit boring around here.”

“And what does THAT mean?” The demon yelled.

“Shh!” Y/N shushed. “We don’t want to wake the others, so hush!” Solomon smirked.

“I’ll give you one month,” he began.

“To do what?” Y/N asked.

“To get Levi to kiss you on the lips. And I have to see it in person or by video, no photo, along with all his brothers. I mean, it’s obvious the otaku has a thing for you, so I just need some drama for once. Give me the best you’ve got.” Mammon and Y/N were taken aback. Their mouths still gaping, Solomon left the kitchen where they were standing. 

“Wha— Levi? KISS?! YOU??! That’s impossible! We can barely get him out of his room, but now kiss ya? We’re done for. Solomon’s gonna tell Beel, and Beel’s gonna murder us,” Mammon panicked. 

“It’s okay, uh… we just need a plan! Umm... Ideas, got any?” Y/N panicked as well.

“Hmm, let’s see…”

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“Okay, ready?” Mammon asked before getting into position, not so ready for carrying out the plan himself. The plan was that he was supposed to talk to Levi about the money he borrowed but never returned in exchange for him to just kiss Y/N. Did he really have a thing for Y/N? It was pretty obvious now that Mammon thought about it. Anyway, if Levi agreed to do as Mammon requested, then he would signal to Y/N, waiting at the T-shaped intersection.  

“Uh, Levi..?” The nervous demon knocked.

“What do you want?” Levi annoyedly asked.

“We need to talk… about the money I borrowed from ya. I’m plannin’ on returning it.” This caught the otaku’s attention. He immediately opened the door and gestured for Mammon to come in.

“Er.. actually, could we talk out here? Your room isn’t exactly very cozy…”

“What?! My room? Not cozy???” He started but got cut off by his older brother pulling him out into the hall. Y/N was waiting patiently a few yards down the corner of the hall. She couldn’t make out most of what the 2 brothers were talking about except for a few words like “money” and “Y/N”. She was softly singing ‘Riptide’ by The Chainsmokers. When she heard Mammon coughing loudly, she knew that was her cue. So she walked down the hall to where the two halls intersected into a T-shape. As she walked by, she was singing, “And if I only have one night, yeah, I’d spend it with you—” And that’s when Levi grabbed her arm and pulled Y/N closer. The moment she said “you” was the worst timing ever: Right when she was standing in front of Levi, 2 inches away from his face, on her tippy toes (since she was pretty short). 

“Uh… L-Levi!” Y/N stuttered. “Uhm, d-do you need something?” Levi stared at her lips for a few seconds, then let go of her wrist.

“N-No… sorry.” Mammon started protesting as Y/N walked away.

“Wha— why didn’t ya kiss her when ya had the chance?”

“Because,” Levi explained as Y/N eavesdropped from the other side of the intersected halls. “I’m not a scumbag like you. Kissing Y/N… for money… is just wrong. I can’t do something like that.”

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“Alright everyone, I have called to inform you about the Devildom Dance next week. We have been working hard to decorate the ballroom and plan out everything, so we’d appreciate it if you’d show up. Oh, and find a date to come with, too,” Lord Diavolo announced. As all the demons, angels, and 2 humans chit-chatted about the dance, Mammon caught Levi staring at Y/N as if he wanted to ask her. He took this opportunity. It was perfect. He stated, loud enough for Levi to hear, “Y/N, you’re goin’ with me, right?’ and pulled her in a side hug while grabbing her waist, careful not to hurt her. He winked at her and said, “Just play along, it’s all part of my brilliant plan.” 

And so the two ended up going as each other’s unofficial dates. Little did Y/N know that Levi was burning with jealousy.

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It was finally the day of the dance and Y/N was getting dressed. Mammon texted her that they had to make Levi as jealous as possible, and him being the Avatar of Envy, it shouldn’t be all too hard. Plus, everyone would be watching, so Solomon wouldn’t expose their secret. They were going to dance together like a real couple, but agreed that they weren’t a couple; they were just doing this for the sake of the mission. Mammon showed up at Y/N’s door wearing a nice suit with some crests while Y/N wore an F/C, knee-high, poofy, prom dress. When they reached the dance, Y/N noticed Levi dressed up in a royal blue blazer with beautiful, embedded purple gems that matched his hair. He was standing all alone by a pillar and so Mammon and Y/N decided to stay just close enough that he’d be able to see them.

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Time passed and it was time for slow dancing. The ballroom got darker, only being illuminated with a disco ball and red, blue, and green laser beams. Mammon had his hands resting on Y/N’s waist as she kept her hands on his shoulders. Levi’s face grew red as he glared at the two. Both of them seemed to notice, so they nodded their heads since they had the same idea. They started to lean in for a fake kiss, and that’s when the envious demon snapped. 

“STOP!!!” He shouted across the room as the DJ stopped the music. All eyes were on him now. 

“Y-You can’t do that,” he spoke up after moments of silence and light murmuring. Mammon smirked. This was going almost exactly as planned.

“And why not?” He asked. Levi walked up in front of his brother.

“B-because…” he started.

“Because?” 

“BECAUSE I LOVE HER! Okay?” Y/N’s face flushed red while Levi’s was already crimson.

“Well then KISS her already, ya fool!” Mammon shouted. And so he did. The purple-haired demon shyly turned to Y/N, looked at her for approval, and the moment she nodded her head, he circled his arms around her waist and pulled her in for a kiss. Solomon was impressed. Not only had the duo managed to get Levi to kiss Y/N, but had also gotten him to confess his feelings, too! 

Everyone stared at them. Asmo took pictures, Satan and Mammon smirked, Lucifer stood in astonishment, and Lord Diavolo, too, watched with a look of approval showing on his face. After the kiss, everyone teased the couple, especially the otaku who was smiling from ear to ear with a light blush coating his cheeks. The music then turned upbeat again.

“I love you too, by the way,” Y/N assured him, causing Levi to get flustered and turn pink again. He just replied, “That’s good” and pulled her in for a warm, tight embrace.