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athlik

Real original.

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💅💅💅

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who is above maggie?

HEY! You better watch your mouth, pal! A little respect for Lady Margaret, would ya!? Yeesh!

To answer your question, that's classified. Always has been, always will be. Lady Margaret might as well be "in charge" if we're talkin' the social aspect of the Magog, she just ain't my Ma. She's still a mighty cheif, though. She's got plenty'a sisters less important than her, but she sits high near the top'a that food chain and for good reason. She's the main representative of a lotta Magog business. The amount of connections she has would scare ya!

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how is your family name aslik? arent all the glukkons brothers?

Gee, ya stinkin' worms don’t know how a business works, do ya?

First off, let’s get one thing straight—I ain’t part of the Uggae Family. Not by a long shot. That's Molluck. My connection to the Estate ain’t through some family tree nonsense; it’s business, plain and simple. And if ya ask me, that’s a hell of a lot more important. Blood ties are sentimental. Business? That’s where the real throne is.

See, the Magog Cartel? They’re at the top of the food chain. No question. The Uggae Estate? That’s just one large branch on the Cartel’s big ol’ moolah tree—a particularly lucrative branch that's held a lotta power for a lotta time, sure, but still just one of many.

You could call the Uggae a crime— [stops and clears throat] —a well-respected family. The Magog has lots of, let’s say, ‘associations’ like that. The Uggae Estate is big n' vast n' keeps its nose in certain ventures, but they all answer upward.

And it ain't just big family investments like the Uggae, either. The Magog plays ball with other heavy hitters, like the Vykker Conglomerate—business partners, if ya will. All part of the same system, greased wheels turning for maximum profits. So while folks like to whisper about the Uggae, just remember: The Cartel runs that show. Lady Margaret may be the one sittin' in the big seat right now but she ain't some all-powerful goddess. Her family is the big guns, but there's plenty more that keeps the show goin'.

If there's one thing they teach ya in Glukk Business College it's that theres always a bigger fish..

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Just stoppin' by to say I love how expressive your art style is.

//Thanks!

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I dare Aslik to watch all of My Little Pony

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What kinda sicko names their kid "ass lick?"

(@normal-girl-in-an-odd-world)

Listen here kid, Aslik is a family name. Not only that, s' a name that holds a lotta respect around here! Ya oughta start showin' some!

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I know what you are….🫵

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You wear such nice attire! Do you have a personal tailor?

Psh! Ya think a suit like this comes off the rack? Please. I got plenty of 'em! An' they work exclusively for me.

When you’re at the top, ya gotta dress like it. After all, appearances matter.. an' I make sure mine sets the bar!

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@ask-alf-oddworld

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Yo ms’s Ass-lick

Do you have a favorite employee?

Now now, don't be ridiculous. Uncle Aslik doesn't pick favorites!

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@ask-alf-oddworld

Cute. Real original.

Next question.

if you're the vice president of feeco depot whose the president?

Who's the President?

Listen here, you got it all wrong, pal. FeeCo is my company—MY empire. I run the show 'round here. Every train, every cargo hold, every last bit'a moolah that rolls in has my name on it. Ya got that? Theres nobody above me in FeeCo. Nobody. FeeCo is mine. Molluck and the other big cheeses might sign off on some'a the big stuff, but they trust me to handle the real work.

I confidently and proudly carry the title of Vice President of Logistics and Transportation for the entire Magog Cartel.

And let’s not forget: vice president don’t mean second best; it means the one who actually gets things done. I’m the backbone of these operations, the genius behind the profits. And hey, if a bigger office were to open up one day... well, I’m always ready t' step up for the good'a the company.

Er, out of loyalty to Lady Margaret, of course!

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if you're the vice president of feeco depot whose the president?

Who's the President?

Listen here, you got it all wrong, pal. FeeCo is my company—MY empire. I run the show 'round here. Every train, every cargo hold, every last bit'a moolah that rolls in has my name on it. Ya got that? Theres nobody above me in FeeCo. Nobody. FeeCo is mine. Molluck and the other big cheeses might sign off on some'a the big stuff, but they trust me to handle the real work.

I confidently and proudly carry the title of Vice President of Logistics and Transportation for the entire Magog Cartel.

And let’s not forget: vice president don’t mean second best; it means the one who actually gets things done. I’m the backbone of these operations, the genius behind the profits. And hey, if a bigger office were to open up one day... well, I’m always ready t' step up for the good'a the company.

Er, out of loyalty to Lady Margaret, of course!

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Does Aslik enjoy Gabbiar?

Gabbiar? Oh, absolutely. Only the finest for a Glukkon of my stature.

Smooth, decadent, and worth every moolah—primarily when someone else is paying for it, of course. It's a staple of our bi-annual executive business dinners.

It’s not just food; it’s a statement. Gabbiar says, 'I’m better than you,' and frankly, that’s a message I’m happy to send with every bite.

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Soooooooo Mr Aslik, what is your opinion on the other High ranking?, Like Dripik and Phleg

Phleg and Dripik? Ugh, don’t get me started.

Phleg’s constant whining and tantrums are embarrassing. I mean, we’re Glukkons, not some overdrugged Sligs throwing fits in the Slog kennels. His emotional outbursts are bad for business, and worse for our image! Who wants to deal with a blubbering executive?

And Dripik? Let’s just say his ‘strategic genius’ is about as sharp as a busted sawblade. The guy couldn’t outwit a Meep if ya gave him a map and a head start.

Between Phleg’s melodrama and Dripik’s sheer stupidity, it’s no wonder folks think we’re just a bunch of greedy idiots! They make the rest of us look bad—me, specifically. I have to work twice as hard to remind everyone what real Glukkon class looks like.

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Tell me something, Aslik... Youve been awfully ambitious lately, expanding FeeCo’s reach and raking in profits like it’s your own personal gold mine. You wouldn’t happen to be eyeing MY chair in the Magog Cartel boardroom, would you? -Molluck

Suspicious? Of me? Molluck, my old pal, you wound me! You think I’d want the headache of running your big show? Please, I’ve got enough on my plate keeping FeeCo running like the well-oiled machine it is.

You’re the big boss for a reason! Vision, ambition, stress management...

But hey, if you’re feeling insecure, maybe you should look at the other Gluks—plenty of us would kill for your seat. Not me, of course. I know my place.. And it’s making sure you stay on top!

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"Value" yourself? HA! That’s rich.. Richer than anything you’ll ever be. Newsflash, pal: I don’t pay for egos, I pay for results.

And if you think I’m cheap, well, you’ve clearly never grasped the concept of profit margins. Why would I waste premium moolah on substandard talent? Forget I ever asked!

Now get outta my sight before your 'self-worth' clogs up my bottom line.

"If ya still lookin' for live-in work, y'know we got plenty'a positions that just opened recently!" - vp-aslik

Mmmmm, pass. I value myself too much to work under a fella named ‘Aslik’.