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“FeeCo Depot Train Station”

 2015, Kloe De Saga

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Hi funkle Aslik, can I request your skincare routine? What do your mornings look like?

Funkle! I like that one. Heh.

My morning? Flawleth, obviously.

I wake up in da finest silk sheets moolah can buy, stretch, light a cig, an' start barkin' at sliggies to fix me up a nice hot drink.

As for skincare—ya think a face dis perfect just happens? I got a regimen. Only da highetht-grade oils an' exfoliants. Hydration, maintenance, a little massage to keep da stress wrinkles at bay. Gotta look the part when you’re dis important.

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🎁 : big dented red box tied with a bow set on your desk containing Glukstuds issue: 12-75 {Elite class edition} Note on it: heh heh buddy uh mine's paired up now so figured you could use these Sir- uh Mr. Asskiss. Just don't get caught with'm. Go buck wild with 'm.

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Hey Mr. Squid, how do you deal with anger attacks?

That's an easy one. Now I ain't a big fan a' wild Mudokons and all their woo-woo nonsense, but I gotta admit this one thing they do called "Meditation" is just abtholutely freein'.

Maketh me forget everythin' I gotta worry about for a minute or so. Until I get a call about yet another delayed shipment that is. My sla- er. Ahem. My dear employees don't make dis job easy.

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..... welcome back aboard.

@weedgator-mommy

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I think bro might be a bit vain

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Anything ELthE ya need, Yer Majesty?

..... welcome back aboard.

@weedgator-mommy

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Ya buthted 'er up pretty damn bad.

..... welcome back aboard.

@weedgator-mommy

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..... welcome back aboard.

@weedgator-mommy

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Get out of my office.

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Y'all be easy now, asks are open cus a few peeps wanted to ask stuff. oooooh boy

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//always preferred the green eyes on the sprite

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aslik, have ya seen any wild vykker tiddies on the premises recently? They are uh, dangerous.

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🎁 Here's my latest album! ✌️😊💜

Well, ain't I the lucky Glukk! Of course, I’ll give it a spin—I always got an ear tube ready for your music, Miss Kiki. Very avant-garde, very chic.

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Send in 🎁 + an item to give my muse a Christmas present!

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athlik

Real original.

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💅💅💅