#epic the musical sentence meme

[promptling]

EPIC: THE ITHACA SAGA change pronouns as needed!

i'd rather lie than allow them to think they've won.

i never thought i'd resort to this.

i don't know how much longer i'll last.

it was far from the norm.

could it be some kind of sign?

is it finally time?

i'll be here, buying you time.

time is fleeting.

time to be the man of the house.

let the arrow fly.

i'd rather die than grow old without the best of you.

i would not have it any other way.

i never thought that it would end like this.

i'll be here waiting.

we've been here for hours.

can't you see we're being played?

haven't you noticed who's missing?

i heard he's on a diplomatic mission.

channel the fire inside your soul.

i've suffered every punishment and pain.

i have had enough.

we have the advantage.

somewhere in the shadows lurks an agile, deadly foe.

we've the numbers and the might.

you don't understand it.

this man plans for every fight.

keep your head down.

the odds can be tilted.

you don't think i know my own palace? i built it.

our leader is dead.

the rest of us are no longer a threat.

let's have open arms, instead.

he's more cunning than i assumed.

let's make the bastard rot.

throw down those weapons, and i'll ensure you'll be spared.

i don't want to hurt you.

i've come prepared.

your very presence has doomed him.

come and arm yourself.

mercy? mercy?

my mercy has long since drowned.

all of you are going to die.

you've filled my heart with hate.

i've dreamt of how i'd greet you.

i can't find the words.

i wish i could show you.

i never could outgrow you.

how time has flown.

i'd make the storm clouds cry for you.

i'd capture wind and sky for you.

i'm finally home.

how i've longed to see you.

i'll be there in a moment.

is it you?

have my prayers been answered?

am i dreaming once more?

you look different.

your eyes look tired.

is it really you, my love?

i am not the love you knew before.

would you fall in love with me again?

i know that you've been waiting.

what kinds of things did you do?

i traded friends like objects i could use.

all of it was to bring me back to you.

i am not the person you knew.

could you do me a favor?

a symbol of our love everlasting.

do you realize what you have asked me?

i will fall in love with you over and over again.

no matter how long it's been, you're mine.

don't tell me you're not the same person.

how long has it been?

[pinkrangermemes]

EPIC: The Musical

lyrics that absolutely fuck me up, feel free to change pronouns and such as needed

"A mission to kill someone's son, a foe who won't run, unlike anyone you have faced before."

"I'd rather bleed for you."

"This is the will of the gods."

"Don't make me do this."

"The blood on your hands is something you won't lose. All you can choose is whose."

"You're as old as he was when I left for war."

"How could I hurt you?"

"I'm just a man who's trying to go home."

"When does a man become a monster?"

"When does the reason become the blame?"

"Forgive me."

"We should try to find a way no one ends up dead."

"You can relax, my friend."

"Think of all that we have been through. We'll survive what we get into."

"This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms."

"I see in your face there is so much guilt inside your heart."

"Have you forgotten to turn off your heart? This is not you."

"Have you forgotten your purpose? Let me remind you."

"Don't forget that you're a warrior of a very special kind."

"Don't disappoint me."

"What gives you the right to deal a pain so deep?"

"Don't you know that pain you sow is pain you reap?"

"Your life now is in my hand."

"A trade, you see. Take from me like you took from me."

"You shall be the final man to die."

"It's just one life to take."

"When we kill him our journey's over."

"Captain?"

"You've hurt me enough."

"When I kill you, my pain is over."

"Mark my words now. This is not the end."

"Remember them."

"Who hurts you?"

"If nobody hurt you, be silent."

"He's still a threat until he's dead."

"Finish it."

"What good would killing do, when mercy is a skill more of this world could learn to use?"

"The blood we shed, it never dries."

"I am your darkest moment."

"I am the infamous _______!"

"This way, you won't disappoint me."

"This way, you won't waste my time."

"Unlike you, every time someone dies, I'm left to deal with the strain."

"I'll remind you, I saw you as a friend, but now we're done."

"This way, you won't plague my life."

"This way, you'll close the door and have your damn goodbye."

"Since you claim you're so much wiser, why's your life spent all alone?"

"You're alone!"

"This day, you sever your own head."

"This day, you lost it all. Consider this as my goodbye."

"Don't forget how dangerous the gods are."

"How much longer 'til your luck runs out?"

"You rely on wit, and people die on it."

"I still believe in goodness."

"Lead from the heart, and see what starts."

"And what will we do when it tears us apart?"

"You're like the brother I could never do without."

"How much longer 'til your strength takes leave?"

"I can't have you planting seeds of doubt."

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."

"Sometimes killing is a must."

"Friends turn into foes and rivalries."

"Never really know who you can trust."

"The end always justifies the means."

"So much has changed, but I'm the same."

"I'm left without a choice and without a doubt."

"Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves."

"You are the worst kind of good 'cause you're not even great."

"You are far too nice."

"Mercy has a price."

"Unlike you, I've got no mercy left to give."

"The line between naivete and hopefulness is almost invisible."

"What have you done?"

"I am your darkest moment, the monster that always draws near."

"Remember me."

"There's only so much left we can endure."

"Think of your past and your mistakes."

"No, I'm not a player. I'm a puppeteer."

"I can hardly sleep now, knowing everything we've done."

"It's a game of wits, but you don't have to play."

"A foe like ____ is not to be messed with."

"You could be hurt or you could beat her."

"I'll help you conquer her."

"Wouldn't you like your outcome preferred?"

"Don't thank me, friend, you very well may die."

"Did you do something to them?"

"I don't know who you are or why you're here, but let me make this one thing clear."

"I've got people to protect, friends I can't neglect, so now there is no turning back."

"Back at home my wife waits for me. She's my everything, my _____."

"Maybe showing one act of kindness leads to kinder souls down the road."

"This land confuses your mind."

"All I hear are screams every time I dare to close my eyes."

"I no longer dream, only nightmares of those who've died."

"Why would you let _____ live when ruthlessness is mercy?"

"I keep thinking of the infant from that night."

"____, when you come home, I'll be waiting."

"Even if you're the last thing I see, I'll be waiting."

"I took too long."

"I'll always love you."

"Your past is always close behind."

"I see a song of past romance."

"I see portrayals of betrayal and a brother's final stand."

"I see a man who gets to make it home alive, but it's no longer you."

"We've suffered and sailed through the toughest of Hells, now you tell us our efforts were nothing?"

"I see a wife with a man who is haunting. A man with a trail of bodies."

"How has everything been turned against us?"

"How did suffering become so endless?"

"Do I need to change?"

"What if I'm the monster?"

"What if I'm the problem that's been hiding all along?"

"If I became the monster, and threw that guilt away, would that make us stronger?"

"So what if I'm the monster lurking deep below?"

"If I gotta drop another infant from a wall in an instant so we all don't die, then I'll become the monster."

"I'll become the monster."

[inspirationalucky]

EPIC: THE VENGEANCE SAGA PROMPTS & STARTERS.

of course, go ahead and change names/pronouns/words/etc as necessary to fit your muse or the situation! please do not add more lines/prompts to this post!

Not Sorry for Loving You

"Someone arrived today."

"They said they're taking you away."

"You're not mine to save"

"Soon, I won't get to see your face."

"You're unlike anyone I have ever known."

"You're all I've ever known."

"If I ambushed you, for that I'll say I was wrong."

"If you hate me, then I am sorry my love's too much for you."

"I'm not sorry for loving you!"

"Let me speak!"

"I spent my whole life here."

"I was cast away when I was young."

"I thought for sure that you were my dream come true."

"I'm angry, and tired, and restless, and sad."

"I'm stuck in the moments I swore that we had!"

"I wish you would chase me or try to embrace me!"

"I love you, but not in the way that you want me to."

"I hate that I fell in love with you!"

"What do I do with this love for you?"

"Why in the world won't you love me too?"

Dangerous

"I had one goal in mind."

"How will I reach my homeland?"

"Hello, old friend!"

"You're being given a final option."

"Consider this your one last chance to make it back home"

"If your plan's so great, then why'd you wait to say it?"

"It's a little bit dangerous, my friend."

"You'll need a mindset change for this."

"You cannot get away with playing safe for this."

"You wanna get home? Put it all on the line."

"Remember every trick in your domain for this."

"You gotta treat it like it is the main event!"

"All right, I'm in. What do I do?"

"Follow the North Star!"

"Fight your way through, do what you must do."

"No matter what, keep moving."

"You won't get another time to try."

"It was meant to stop you by design."

"Open this bag, and you'll never make it home."

"Don't you know that danger is my friend?"

"My whole life I've trained for this."

"I have to get home!"

"I plan to put an end to all of the foolishness."

Charybdis

"I'd like to hurry up and end this."

"So, if you don't have much to say..."

"I'm not dying here!"

"I'm still fighting here!"

"I'm holding on 'till I see this through and I've beaten you."

"I already know your tactics."

"I don't even have to kill you, I just have to avoid you!"

"See, if you don't spit it out soon, all that water will destroy you!"

"I'm holding on 'till you're out of breath."

"There! I see it! The island I've been searching for!"

"My wife and son are past these shores."

"My love, don't be scared."

"I am on my way, I'll be there today!"

Get in the Water

"There you are... coward."

"I've been waiting for this moment... for the perfect time to strike."

"I've got a reputation!"

"I've got a name to uphold!"

"I can't go letting you walk or else the world forgets I'm cold."

"Now, get in the water."

"Don't mistake my threats for bluffs!"

"You have lived more than enough!"

"I'll take your son and gouge his eyes! That is, unless you choose to die."

"Aren't you tired, Poseidon?"

"It's been ten years, how long can this go?"

"We're both hurting from losses."

"Why not leave this here and just go home?"

"Maybe you could learn to forgive!"

Six Hundred Strike

"I don't think you seem to get it. I can't afford to die!"

"I will get back to my son, and I will get back to my wife!"

"You idiot. Can't you see?"

"You sealed your fate just to beat me."

"You released my storm when you opened that bag."

"You blocked your one way home!"

"Now you'll never get back."

"You're going to call off that storm."

"Or what? You can't kill me!"

"How does it feel to be helpless?"

"How does it feel to know pain?"

"I watched my friends die in horror."

"I heard their final moments!"

"Look what you've turned me into!��

“Look what we've become!"

"All of the pain that I've been through… haven't I suffered enough?"

"You didn't stop when I begged you!"

“You told m to close my heart!”

"You said the world was dark!"

"Didn't you say that ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves?"

“Alright! Please…”

"After everything you've done, how will you sleep at night?"

[msftsnmemes]

EPIC: THE ITHACA SAGA STARTERS.

the challenge

"i'm supposed to choose a suitor to wear the crown."

"cause i would rather lie than allow them to think they've won."

"though i never thought i'd resort to this."

"but i don't know how much longer i'll last."

"just know i'll be here buying you time."

"cause i would rather die than grow old without the best of you."

"i would not have it any other way." "

hold them down

"where is he?"

"screw this competition, we've been here for hours"

"can't you guys see we're being played?"

"this is how they hold us down while we slowly age."

"where in the hell is our pride and our rage?"

"here and now there's a chance for action"

"here and now burn it down to ashes."

"only the ocean and i will know."

"i will not let any part go to waste."

odysseus

"i've suffered every punishment and pain."

"i have had enough."

"he's using the darkness to hide his approaches."

"our only chance is to strike him in the darkness."

"you don't think i know my own palace? i built it."

"you've destroyed the serpents head."

"let's have open arms instead." "let's make the bastard rot."

"we don't fight fair."

"there's a chance for us to win."

"mercy? mercy? my mercy has long since drowned."

"it died to bring me home."

"you've filled my heart with hate."

i can't help but wonder

"all my life i'd have died to meet you."

"thought about your name so much it hurts."

"and now you're here, i can't find the words."

"all this time i've wondered if you'd embrace me as your own."

"for so long, i've felt alone."

"oh my child, look how much you've grown."

"oh my child, the sweetest joy i've ever known."

"used to say i'd make the storm clouds cry for you."

"used to say i'd capture wind and sky for you."

"held you in my arms, prepared to die for you."

"i can only wonder what your world has been."

"things you've had to suffer, and the strength you hold within."

"all i've ever wanted was to reunite with my own."

"you were never one for hello's."

"i can't help but wonder what this world would be if we all held each other with a bit more empathy."

"i can't help but feel like i've led you astray."

"what if there's a world where we don't have to live this way?"

"if that world exists it's far away from here, it's one i'll have to miss."

would you fall in love with me again?

"is it you? have my prayers been answered?"

"is it really you standing there?"

"you look different."

"your eyes look tired."

"your frame looks lighter."

"your smile is torn."

"is it really you, my love?"

"i am not the person you fell in love with."

"i am not the person you once adored."

"i am not your kind and gentle partner."

"and i am not the love you knew before."

"would you fall in love with me again if you knew all i've done?"

"the things i cannot change, would you love me all the same?"

"i know that you've been waiting for love."

"what kind of things did you do?"

"hurt more lives than i can count in my hands."

"all of it was to bring me back to you."

"do you realize what you have asked me?"

"only my love knew that, so i guess that makes them you!"

"i will fall in love with you, over and over again."

"i don't care how, where or when."

"no matter how long it's been you're mine."

"don't tell me you're not the same person."

"i love you."

[just-1other-nerd]

Me checking the epic the musical tag to see how the fandom's doing:

Ah yes, here we have the coping-with-the-emotional-damage-through-humor section with memes and mismatched quotes and "I survived the wisdom saga" t-shirts, there we have the shouting-at-Jorge-for-inflicting-such-pain department, right next to it is the I'll-make-this-even-sadder-for-all-of-us district where they produce a flood of heartbreaking headcanons and metas, hiding behind it is the I'm-trying-to-put-my-thoughts-into-words-but-all-that-comes-out-is-rambling party, then there's the I'll-live-up-to-the-name-of-the-musical-and-make-*epic*-fanart corner and last but not least we have the this-is-tartarus,-I-don't-even-know-what-to-do,-I'm-in-shambles-on-the-floor pile of people moaning about the existencial crisis, insanity and severe grief this genius modern interpretation of an ancient greek tragedy causes them...

Me: yeah that seems about right

[moldy-memes]

Epic the Musical RP Starters || Part 1

Ruthlessness

"In all my years of living, it isn't very often that I get pissed off."

"Damn, you crossed the line."

"I've been so gracious."

"I've gotta make you bleed."

"I need to see you drown."

"Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves."

"You are the worst kind of good."

"You are the worst kind of good 'cause you're not even great."

"A [descriptor] that reeks of self-righteousness - that's what I hate."

"You fight to save lives but won't kill and don't get the job done."

"You are far too nice."

"Mercy has a price."

"Unlike you, I have no mercy left to give."

"And now it's finally time to say goodbye. Today you die - unless, of course, you apologize."

"The line between naivety and hopefulness is almost invisible."

"...What have you done..?"

"When does a ripple become a tidal wave?"

"When does a man become a monster?"

"I am your darkest moment."

"Any last words?"

Dangerous

"Hello, old friend!"

"Why are you here?

"Consider this your one last chance."

"If you dance with fate, then I know you'll enhance your state."

"If your plan's so great, then why'd you wait to say it?"

"It's a little bit dangerous, my friend."

"You cannot get away with playing safe for this."

"You gotta treat it like it is the main event."

"Be dangerous."

"When lost, look toward the sky."

"Follow the north star, no matter how far you think you're going you keep on rowing."

"No matter what, keep moving."

"Put it all on the line."

Scylla

"We're only demons from Hell."

"Drown in your sorrows and fears."

"Choke on your blood and your tears."

"We must do what it takes to survive."

Antinous

"Haven't you noticed who's missing?"

"I heard today he comes back to town."

"Let us leave now, today we can strike."

"Hold him down 'til the boy stops shaking."

"Hold him down while I slit his throat."

"Cut him down into tiny pieces."

"Throw him down in the deep below."

"Only the ocean and I will know."

[fictionkinfessions]

I can't put these as a single kinfession because it's just basically 1-3 sentences that no one cares about. BUT... because I have multiple, these are the useless kin facts!

I could shapeshift into an owl, that's pretty much canon. However, I also had a pair of barred owl wings that grew out of my back like angel wings. -Athena (all of Greek mythology but mostly Epic The Musical)

Puro liked being the big spoon despite the fact that he was the typical submissive gay bottom that is pretty much memed on. X3 -Colin (Changed)

What Fortnite got right about me is that in my canon I wore glasses. -Gwendolyn Poole

The 2 LEGO Dimensions Portal levels are not canon, but the test chambers and most of my song (only difference is I don't sing about Batman) were in fact canon. Those test chambers were designed for ATLAS and P-Body. -GLaDOS (Portal)

When doing the Galar Gym challenge, I only made it to Stow-On-Side before I gave up for my own mental health. Especially since afterwards Gym Leader Opal said I had a brighter future that wasn't the Galar Gym challenge. So I went back to Alola with the rest of my family. -Lillie Aether (Pokémon)

-#🖤🏳️‍⚧️🐺

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[imsoveryveryconfusedatlife]

Tag Game: Writeblr Interview

Thanks @tildeathiwillwrite for the tag here!

I hesitate to tag as many people as this is one of those things where there’s no point in doing it twice but tagging:

@xenon-writes-sometimes, @rumeysawrites, @rivenantiqnerd, @leahnardo-da-veggie, @kaylinalexanderbooks, and an open tag!

This is going to be a long post so I’m adding a break here

Short stories, novels, or poems?

I cannot stand most poetry. Maybe it’s because I’m still in school and have to analyse it but I can’t deal with how abstract it can be. I want to write more short stories but my one and only WIP is probably gonna be closer to a novel, if and when I finish it.

What genre do you prefer reading?

Fantasy, especially high fantasy. Murder mysteries and detective stories in general are a close second. Most other genres are reserved for spin offs or fan fiction.

Are you a planner or a write as I go kind of person?

I make a plan that I then actively ignore my OCs force me to not use

What music do you listen to while writing?

Most of the time I listen to the one Reddit podcast I’ve listened to every episode of because I can zone out and I don’t miss anything important. This one is a bit of a bad habit because it distracts me, but EPIC the musical is my current hyperfixation and I listen to that constantly as well.

Favorite books/movies?

Because I have the reading comprehension of an 11 year old we have Murder Most Unladylike (I would die for this series), its spin off the Ministry of Unladylike Activity, The Hunger Games but only really the first book, How to train your dragon but only really the Netflix show and the first movie (the books are great but I haven’t read them in 7 or 8 years and because they’re so different from the movies I’m not sure if I’d like them anymore)

Any current WIPs?

Gold, Greed and Gods which is a vaguely Victorian fantasy about the main cast trying to find a cult before it engulfs the world in literal chaos. And also magical shenanigans and timeline fuckery

Create a character description of yourself:

Honestly I’d rather not. Sorry!

Do you like incorporating actual people you know into your writing?

No it kinda weirds me out. The closest I’ll get is asking my one irl mutual about their experiences with stuff that I (as a someone who is cishet and perisex) do not understand

Are you kill happy with your characters?

I’m not the biggest fan of angst so no. If anyone was gonna die you aren’t allowed to get attached to them so I don’t get attached them hence why the only dead characters in my WIP die before or very soon after it begins. That isn’t to say my characters aren’t affected, but I can only imagine any potential readers will be neither here or there about those characters.

Coffee or Tea while writing?

I don’t really like hot drinks but I hate the smell of coffee so tea?

Slow or fast writer?

A secret third thing which is I wrote 5000 words in 3 hours yesterday so for atleast the next week I won’t be able to string a sentence together

If you were in a fantasy world, what would you be?

A healer would be fun? I wanna be a doctor so I guess that’s close enough. I cannot imagine I’d survive very long without my glasses/ contacts in any case.

Most fav book cliche:

Not really a book cliche but horny bard memes will never not be funny. I also love juxtaposition between characters, if done tastefully, eg. Ray of sunshine is best friends/ dating the grumpiest character alive. I also just love ray of sunshine characters in general. Also, calm/ happy go lucky/ mentor figure characters who have really high body counts and it’s just kind of an open secret are really fun.

Least favorite cliche:

A lot of romance tropes are tied for last place: miscommunication, any reference or idea that firsts=better (virginity, first loves, one true love etc.), not like other girls

Also love triangles. The only good love triangles are the ones that end in polycules. No exceptions (/hj)

I probably just have a problem with like most romance stories

Favorite scene to write?

I love when characters reference unique worldbuilding things that I actually had to think about. Similarly, if I feel I’m doing them well, exposition dumps can be fun.

Reason for writing?

Because blirbos in my head yearn for freedom

On a more serious note, I’ve gotta do something healthy with all this escapism and maladaptive daydreaming.

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Questions:

Short stories, novels, or poems?

What genre do you prefer reading?

Are you a planner or a write as I go kind of person?

What music do you listen to while writing?

Favorite books/movies?

Any current WIPs?

Create a character description of yourself:

Do you like incorporating actual people you know into your writing?

Are you kill happy with your characters?

Coffee or Tea while writing?

Slow or fast writer?

If you were in a fantasy world, what would you be?

Most fav book cliche:

Least favorite cliche:

Favorite scene to write?

Reason for writing?

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Thanks again for the tag!

[evish-rambles]

So I decided just to make a new blog aksfjkaghkslfaf. n e way this is a spot for me to basically just turn my voices time (technical term for talking to yourself in/about character) into something i can actually look back on. I expect my posts could range anywhere from single sentence concepts all the way to like,, paragraphs upon paragraphs of nonsense. Horray!!

My tagging system may evolve overtime but as of right now; "oc: [name]" is used for my characters, "foc: [name]" is for my friends characters, and "npc: [name]" will be used for npcs of any campaign. "character into" is for if i actually decide to write up intros for my losers (I may do some quick synopses? if so they'll be under the cut <3), "fic ideas" is pretty self explanatory, and any aus will be tagged, ex. "band au" "evil au" etc. If i come up with anything else i'll probably add it here!! I fully expect this blog to be more well tagged than my main aklsfgaslkhf

alright! settle in for chaos >:)

Basic Character Intros!! Wahoo!! I'm gonna list em in chronological order of when I made them. Race, Class and Subclass, age, a song i feel fits them best, and a brief backstory rundown will all be given.

DnD PC's

Zezrina Frear (She/Her)

Drow, College of Spirits Bard

227 (equivalent of 25)

The Mariners Revenge Song by The Decemberists

Has a power where she can talk to ghosts who tell her the future, inherited from her mother who was driven insane by visions of Zez's death. Her mother then died under mysterious circumstances and Zez ran from her family to try and figure out what actually happened.

Imagine if you fused the Madrigal family from Encanto with Luke and May Castellan from Percy Jackson.

Vildanna Cadieux (She/Her)

Half-Elf/Hexblood, Shadow Sorcerer

19

What The World Needs from Ride The Cyclone

Orphaned daughter of an attempted coup, Vildanna believes she alone knows right from wrong. She believes truly that good people (her) do only good things, and bad people (anyone who opposes her) do only bad things. This is complicated somewhat by the fact that shes the character I play for Curse of Strahd :)

She also has a litte rat dog named Syvestre, have you ever seen the "nightime pee artist" meme? that.

Kezarel Riverseeker (She/Her)

Human, Necromancy Wizard

16

High (Keep Up) by Bo Baskoro

As the middle of 7 in a prominent Waterdhavian noble house, Kez knows that unless she can prove herself she'll be forced into a political marriage. Her chosen path is to become a Court Mage for her family, an educator and protector. She protects her self by mimicking the behavior of her mother, who is... not a great person.

General Nizira Votsky (He/Him)

Reborn Half-Orc, Vengeance Paladin

46

Just A Man from EPIC: The Musical

After a long life in the military Nizira settled down with his adopted son Alexi. This was interrupted when people broke into his home, killed him, and kidnapped Alexi. With his dying breath Nizira swore vengeance and was reborn as basically a wraith, his hunger for violence is the only thing keeping him alive.

Arda Pendragon (He/Him)

Aasimar, Mutant Bloodhunter

25

Reaper Man by Mother Mother

An ex-noble who got kicked out for being too gay!! Arda fell in love with a man who lived in the woods outside his town who was executed for "crimes against the throne". Now he drifts through life seeking any carnal pleasure to distract himself from the loss.

His father is an Angel and also his angelic guide, which makes for some interesting conversations.

Weary aka Lavender Farmane (She/It)

Teifling, Gunslinger Fighter

22

Mr. Capgras Encounters a Second Hand Vanity... by Will Wood and the Tapeworms

Oh the TMA hyperfixation hit me hard here. A simple kid from a farming village comes home one day to find her sister June replaced by someone else, even worse; shes the only one who seems to notice. Over the next 3 years Weary is slowly driven to the brink of madness, eventually leading to her using her inventive mind to create a firearm and "kill" the thing that isn't June. Naturally she's sent to a psych ward which she manages to escape from. Now shes on the run from the law, ever vigilant to anyone else who seems to change.

Ivy "Venus" Allium (She/Her)

Firbolg, Knowledge Cleric

26 (19)

Dear Wormwood by The Oh Hellos

Valas Diril Hylinn (He/Him)

Drow, Battlemaster Fighter

412 (41)

Layin' Pipe by David Wilcox

Amze Sankrat (She/They/It)

Shifter, Gloomstalker Ranger

17

Fire by Kimya Dawson

Wyvern Maradil aka Lucien Clement Hargreaves (He/They)

Dhampir, Hexblade Warlock

257 (25)

I Am by Foot Ox

Azalea Ito (She/Her)

Water Genasi, Mercy Monk

20

My Smile is Extinct by Kane Strang

Casimir Belladonna (She/He)

Aasimar, Zealot Barbarian

21

Soap by Penelope Scott

Aria Novri (She/Her)

Changeling, Aberrant Mind Sorcerer

22

Mary by Alex G

Maximillian Fabron (They/He)

Goliath, Drake Warden Ranger

25

Liar by Queen

Dogma aka Ephraim Olach (They/Them)

Reborn Teifling, Undead Warlock Crown Paladin

29

The Weight by Amigo The Devil

Wisteria Bancroft (She/Her)

Warforged, Bladesinger Wizard

18

Marie Douceur Marie Colère by Marie Lafôret

Pollux Verrum-Sinclair (She/They)

Air Genasi, Armorer Artificer

37

Chip On My Shoulder from Legally Blonde The Musical

Verity Goodheart (She/Her)

Satyr, Eloquence Bard

19

Bugbear by Chloe Moriondo

Oscar Larke aka Valentine (He/Him)

Dhampir, Glamour Bard Soulknife Rogue

26

Remember My Name by Mitski

Michaelangelo Yelquinal (He/Him)

High Elf, Spores Druid

204 (20)

Freedom! '90 by George Michael

Muse Lavesque (She/Her)

Teifling, Profane Soul Bloodhunter

39

Looking Forward from Steven Universe: Future

Wickland Thorpe (He/Him)

Fire Genasi, Whispers Bard Swashbuckler Rogue

24

Truth Or Dare by Ricky Montgomery

Prudence (She/Her)

Warforged, Conquest Paladin

(unknown)

SPIT IN MY FACE! by ThxSoMch

Lance Mahoney aka Violet (He/Him)

Yuan-Ti, Feywanderer Ranger

14

Keep You Safe by The Crane Wives

Non-DnD Characters

Phoebe Lane (She/Her) - Monsterhearts 2

The Fey

15

Not Your Seed from The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

Calithe aka Nightwave (She/Her) - Masks

The Outsider

17

Dare To Be Stupid by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Selene Duskrith (She/They) - BG3

Drow, Moon Druid

267 (26)

Sylvia by Autoheart

Calliope Schaefer (She/They) - Kids on Brooms

Charismatic Slacker

20

What Was I Made For by Billie Eilish

DnD NPC's

Kazius Absinthe Valcod (He/Any Pronouns)

Teifling, Wizard

~1100 (28)

Lavender by Two Door Cinema Club

Cecilia (She/Her)

Reborn, Gunslinger Fighter

27

Bury Me Face Down by Grandson

Ovid (He/Him)

Disgraced God

(unknown)

Sonne by Rammestein

[promptling]

EPIC: THE VENGEANCE SAGA change pronouns as needed!

they're taking you away.

you're not mine to save.

i won't get to see your face.

you're unlike anyone i have ever known.

you're all i've ever known.

for that, i'll say i was wrong.

i am sorry my love's too much for you.

i'm not sorry for loving you.

i spent my whole life here.

i thought for sure that you were my dream come true.

i wish you would chase me.

i love you, but not in the way that you want me to.

i hate that i fell in love with you.

what do i do with this love for you?

why are you here?

consider this your one last chance.

it's a little bit dangerous.

put your whole brain in it.

you won't get another time to try.

i'd like to hurry up and end this.

i'm not dying here.

i already know your tactics.

i don't even have to kill you.

i just have to avoid you.

i am almost there.

there you are, coward.

i've been waiting for this moment.

i've got a reputation.

get in the water.

aren't you tired, _____?

it's been ten years, how long will this go?

why not leave this here and just go home?

i can't afford to die.

you sealed your fate.

you can't kill me.

how does it feel to be helpless?

how does it feel to know pain?

i watched my friends die in horror.

look what you've turned me into.

look what we've become.

haven't i suffered enough?

you didn't stop when i begged you.

how will you sleep at night?

[pinkrangermemes]

EPIC, THE MUSICAL: VENGEANCE SAGA

feel free to change pronouns and such when needed

"Someone arrived today."

"They said they're taking you away."

"You're unlike anyone I have ever known."

"If I pushed you, or if I came on too strong, or if I ambushed you, for that, I'll say I'm sorry."

"If you hate me, I'm sorry my love's too much for you."

"I'm not sorry for loving you."

"Let me speak!"

"I had no friends but the sky and sun."

"I'm not sorry."

"I'm angry and tired and restless and sad."

"I wish you would chase me or try to embrace me."

"I love you... but not in the way you want me to."

"I hate that I fell in love with you."

"Why did I fall in love with you?"

"What do I do with this love for you?"

"How am I supposed to get over you?"

"Why in the world won't you love me to?"

"Six hundred deaths under my command..."

"How will I reach my homeland?"

"Hello, old friend."

"So, you're the one who talked to _____."

"Why are you here?"

"You're being given a final option."

"Consider this your one last chance."

"If your plan's so great, why'd you wait to say it?"

"Well, it's a little bit dangerous, my friend."

"You'll need a mindset change for this."

"You cannot get away with playing safe for this."

"You wanna get home?"

"Put it all on the line, and put your whole brain in it."

"You gotta treat it like it's the main event."

"Be dangerous."

"Alright, I'm in. What do I do?"

"When lost, look toward the sky."

"Follow the north star!"

"No matter how far you think you're going, you keep on rowing."

"When strangers lurk around the isle, when danger greets you with a smile, fight your way through, do what you must do."

"It's gonna be dangerous, my friend."

"We went through so much to get this."

"You won't get another time to try."

"It was meant to stop you by design."

"'Cause no mortal can pass through _____'s storm."

"Don't you know that danger is my friend?"

"My whole life, I've trained for this."

"I cannot tell you how much I've paid for this."

"I'm gonna use ruthlessness."

"I plan to put an end to all the foolishness."

"I'll be dangerous."

"_____, thank you."

"Don't thank me, friend, I'm not the one who fought for you."

"Good luck."

"You must be who _____ mentioned."

"I'd like to hurry up and end this."

"I'm not dying here!"

"I'm still fighting here!"

"I'm holding on, 'til I've seen it through, 'til I've beaten you!"

"I already know your tactics."

"There, I see it, the island I've been searching for."

"Home... I've reached it."

"My wife and son are passed these shores."

"My love, don't be scared."

"There you are, coward."

"I've been waiting for this moment."

"I've got a reputation."

"I've got a name to uphold, so I can't go letting you walk or else the world forgets I'm cold."

"Get in the water."

"Stop this... please."

"Don't mistake my threats for bluffs!"

"You have lived more than enough!"

"I'll take your son and gouge his eyes, that is unless you choose to die."

"Aren't you tired, _____?"

"It's been ten years, how long will this go?"

"We're both hurting from losses."

"Maybe you could learn to forgive."

"I don't think you seem to get it."

"I can't afford to die."

"You sealed your fate just to beat me."

"You can't kill me."

"How does it feel to be helpless!"

"How does it feel to know pain!"

"I watched my friends die in horror, crying as they were all slain!"

"I heard their final moments, calling their captain in vain!"

"Look what you turned me into!"

"Look what we have become!"

"All the pain that I've been through, haven't I suffered enough!"

"You didn't stop when I begged you!"

"You told me to close my heart!"

"You said the world was dark!"

"After everything you've done, how will you sleep at night?"

[inspirationalucky]

EPIC: THE ITHACA SAGA PROMPTS & STARTERS.

of course, go ahead and change names/pronouns/words/etc as necessary to fit your muse or the situation! please do not add more lines/prompts to this post!

The Challenge

"I'm supposed to choose a suitor."

"They don't know that every night I unthread all the work I've done."

"I'd rather lie than allow them to think they've won."

"I never thought that I'd resort to this."

"I don't know much longer I'll last"

"Could it be some kind of sign that my world is all about to change?"

"Is it finally time for the challenge I arranged?"

"Though I never thought that it would come to this, just know I'll be here buying you time."

"Time is fleeting, it's running out."

"Time to be the man of the house."

"Let the arrow fly once you know that your aim is true."

"I'd rather die than grow old without the best of you."

"Though I never thought that this would be the lengths we go for love, I would not have it any other way."

"Though I never thought that it would end like this, just know I'll be here waiting."

Hold Them Down

"Screw this competition. We've been here for hours."

"No more delays."

"Can't you guys see we're being played?"

"This is how they hold us down while we slowly age."

"Where in the hell is our pride and our rage?"

"Here and now there's a chance for action."

"We can take control."

"Burn it down to ashes!"

"Channel the fire inside your soul!"

"Haven't you noticed who's missing?"

"I heard today he comes back to town."

"I say we wait 'till he arrives."

"When he docks his ship we can breach it."

"Let us leave now, today we can strike"

"Hold him down while I slowly break his pride, his trust, his faith, and his bones."

"Cut him down into tiny pieces."

"When the crown wonders where the prince is, only the ocean and I will know."

Odysseus

"For twenty years I've suffered every punishment and pain."

"I come back and find my palace desecrated, sacked like Troy!"

"I... have had... enough."

"Somewhere in the shadows lurks an agile, deadly foe"

"We have the advantage! We've the numbers and the might."

"You don't understand it, this man plans for every fight!"

"Keep your head down! He's aiming for the torches!"

"Our weapons... they're missing!"

"He's using the darkness to hide his approaches."

"We're empty-handed, up against an archer."

"Our only chance is to strike him in the darkness."

"We know these halls! The odds can be tilted!"

"You think I don't know my own palace? I built it!"

"You've destroyed the serpent's head. Now the rest of us are no longer a threat!"

"Forgive us instead so that no more blood is shed."

"Let's have open arms instead!"

"Damn, he's more cunning than I assumed."

"While we were busy plotting, he hid our weapons inside this room."

"I find it hard to believe that the sharpest of kings left his armory unlocked."

"Now that we have armed ourselves, let's make the bastard rot."

"Throw down those weapons and I ensure you'll be spared."

"After seeing what the King will do to us? We wouldn't dare."

"I don't want to hurt you, but trust me, I've come prepared."

"Your very presence has doomed the king, young prince. We don't fight fair."

"We've got company, and he's made a grave mistake!"

"There's a chance for us to win."

"We can still defeat the King if we all attack the Prince!"

"Capture him! He's our greatest chance."

"Make the King obey our command, and if he won't I'll break the kid's hands."

"Mercy? Mercy!?"

"My mercy has long since drowned. It died to bring me home."

"As long as you're around, my family's fate is left unknown."

"You plotted to kill my son!"

"All of you are going to die!"

"You have filled my heart with hate."

"All of you who have done me wrong? This will be your fate!"

I Can't Help But Wonder

"All my life, I'd have died to meet you."

"I thought about your name so much it hurts."

"For twenty years, I dreamt of how I'd greet you."

"Now you're here, and I can't find the words."

"All my life, I'd have died to know you."

"I never could outgrow you."

"I can't help but wonder what your world must be."

"All this time I've wondered if you'd embrace me as your own."

"For so long I've felt alone."

"Look how much you've grown!"

"Oh, my boy, sweetest joy I've known"

"Twenty years ago, I held you in my arms."

"Oh, how time has flown."

"I used to say I'd capture wind and sky for you."

"I held you in my arms, prepared to die for you."

"I can only wonder what your world has been."

"All I've ever wanted was to reunite with my own."

"For twenty years we've wandered, but today you're not alone."

"I'm finally home!"

"You were never one for hellos."

"I can't help but wonder what this world could be if we all held each other with a bit more empathy."

"I can't help but feel like I led you astray."

"What if there's a world where we don't have to live this way?"

"If that world exists it's far away from here. It's one I'll have to miss."

"I've got one endeavor: there's a girl I have to see"

Would You Fall in Love with Me Again?

"Is it you? Have my prayers been answered?"

"Is it really you standing there, or am I dreaming once more?"

"You look different... your eyes look tired."

"Your frame is lighter, and your smile torn."

"Is it really you, my love?"

"I am not the man you fell in love with."

"I am not your kind and gentle husband, and I am not the love you knew before."

"Would you fall in love with me again if you knew all I've done?"

"Would you love me all the same?"

"I know that you've been waiting for love."

"What kind of things did you do?"

"I hurt more lives than I can count on my hands, but all of that was to bring me back to you."

"I had built that wedding bed with my blood and sweat."

"Do you realize what you have asked me?"

"Only my husband knew that, so I guess that makes him you!"

"I will fall in love with you over and over again."

"I don't care how, where, or when. No matter how long it's been, you're mine."

"Don't tell me you're not the same person!"

"You're always my husband, and I've been waiting for you."

[xbrainfadex]

Judge Releases Epic Sentencing Video

Some fumbling thoughts on the Redditization of all public life.

*Not everyone is creative and funny *Everyone wants to be creative and funny *We have the means for everyone to broadcast their attempts to be creative and funny *The Din of everyone who isn’t creative and funny broadcasting their mimetic attempts to be creative and funny comes out on the other end of the algorithm as a ‘voice’ (currently taking form of ‘epic’ reddit stunts, trolling, endless memes, parasocial friend is ‘mother’ style slang, et al) *'Creative industries’ try to embody the culture’s voice of the moment *Dying slow moving traditional creative industries (literature, music movies, television, etc.) try in vain to keep up but their attention share has largely been replaced by The Din *The professional apparatus more successfully keeping up is a blob of PR/marketing/‘creative consulting’ agencies selling an approximation of The Din and generating an infinitude of digital promotional sludge for any public entity with an account *Every single NFL team makes competing ‘epic’ meme-bait videos for the occasion of their schedule release, an event previously handled by a one page press release *The President makes an ‘epic’ meme-bait video for the occasion of announcing a presidential debate *Etc.

[shackld]

im mentally ill*

*currently making a epic the musical sentence starters meme

[qceensofkings]

EPIC: THE TROY SAGA SENTENCE STARTERS

The Horse and the Infant “Tonight we make ___ pay.” “Ten years of war, they’ve killed us slowly... But now we’ll be the ones to slay.” “They’re growing old and yet you’re still here.” “Find that inner strength now.” “What do you live for?” “What do you try for?” “What do you wish for?” “What do you fight for?” “I fight for us!” “I’m on my way.” “Who was that?” “A vision of what is to come, that cannot be outrun, can only be dealt with here and now.” “I know that I’m ready.” “I don’t think you’re ready.” “It’s just an infant!” “It’s just a boy!” “What kind of imminent threat does (he) pose, that I cannot avoid?” “This is the child of none other than (Troy’s) very own (Prince Hector). Know that one day (he) will grow from a (boy) to an avenger.” “If you don’t end (him) now, you’ll have no one left to save.” “I could raise (him) as my own!” “(He) will burn your house and throne.” “(He’ll) find you wherever you go.” “I’m begging you please! Please don’t make me do this!” “This is the will of the gods.” “The blood on your hands is something you won’t lose, all you can choose is whose.”

Just a Man “I look into your eyes and think of the son of mine...” “You’re as old as he was, when I went to war.” “Will these actions haunt my days?” “Is the price I pay endless pain?” “Close your eyes and spare yourself the view.” “How could I hurt you?” “I’m just a (man) who’s trying to go home.” “When does a candle become a blaze?” “When does a man become a monster?” “When does a ripple become a tiddle wave?” “When does a comet become a meteor?”  “When does the reason become the blame?” “Forgive me!” “I’m just a (man).” Full Speed Ahead “Six hundred men are under my control.” “The problem’s not the distance, it’s what lies in between.” “My kingdom is waiting for me!” “Full speed ahead!” “We’ve run out of supplies to eat...” “Curse the war, our food store’s depleted.” “So Captain, what’s the plan?” “Watch where the birds fly, they’ll lead us to land.” “We’re off and away we go!”

Open Arms “You can relax, my friend.” “I can tell you’re getting nervous so do yourself a service and try to relax, my friend.” “I’m fine, ___.” “I know that you’re tired of war and bloodshed.” “Tell me, is this how we’re supposed to live?” “Why should we take when we can give?” “You could show a person that you trust them when you stop and lower your guard.” “Give it a try, it’s not that hard.” “This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms.” “Whatever we face, we’ll be fine if we’re leading from the heart.” “Stay back, I’m warning you!” “We’re only here for food.” “Six hundred men are waiting for us to show our faces.” “If we don’t get back safely, my men will turn this place into blazes.” “I wish that I could say I agree.” “Look at the way this fruit is glowing and is filled with glowing seeds!” “It’s a lotus, it controls your mind and never lets you free.” “That’s what we’d get with open arms.” “I’d like to show my friend that kindness is brave.” “Could you tell me where there’s other food to eat?” “They’re saying there’s a cave for us to feast!” “I see in your face there is so much guilt inside your heart.”

Warrior of the Mind “Have you forgotten the lessons I taught you?” “Have you forgotten to turn off your heart? This is not you.” “I see you changing from how I designed you!” “Have you forgotten your purpose? Let me remind you.” “My life has one mission.” “I had a challenge; create the greatest warrior.” “Let’s go!” “Maybe one day he’ll follow me and we’ll make a greater tomorrow.” “I know he’ll change the world because he is a warrior of the mind.” “Maybe one day I’ll reach (him) and we can build (his) skills as I teach (him).” “Show yourself!” “I know you’re watching me. Show yourself.” “How can you see through my spell?” “Haha! I was lying and you fell for my bluff!” “Well done, you lied to me.” “What’s your name?” “Nice try, but two can play this game.” “Nah, don’t be modest. I know you’re a god(dess). You are ___!” “If you’re looking for a mentor, I’ll make sure your time’s well spent.” “We’ll see where it ends.” “Maybe one day we’ll reach them.” “I still intend to make sure you don’t fall behind.” “Don’t forget that you’re a warrior of a very special kind.” “Don’t disappoint me.”

[whiterabbitmemes]

Lyric Starters: Scars - Boy Epic

“I’ll take my bow.”

“I won’t make a sound.”

“I whisper truce as the ashes hit the ground.”

“Hush, love.”

“No, I’m not what you think that I’m made of.”

“I’m a story.”

“I’m a breakup.”

“Just a hero on a bridge that’s burning down.”

“Can you see my scars?”

“Can you feel my heart?”

“This is all of me for all of the world to see.”

“So, who’s it gonna be?”

“The one that you only need.”

“I gave it all and all you gave was sweet misery.”

“So, who’s gonna save us now when the ashes hit the ground?”

“This is the end.”

“My beloved friends.”

“I’m lost in dreams and all I know is where I’ve been.”

“Run, love.”

“I’m the truth that you’re afraid of.”

“I’m a fever that you made up.”

“Just a martyr on a bridge that’s burning down.”