#enyo fierro

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Aiden: Imagine if your dad was a Minotaur and your mom was a Mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you’re just some guy.

Anna:

Enyo: You have too many thoughts.

[fanderemoperson]

@iammymain

*Gods in a meeting*

Luce: First question, why do you have so many children?

Azura: Mortals can be seductive.

Amara: I can be seductive.

Lucius: They're an unfortunate effect of all that time I spent doing it.

Thanatos: I don't have that many.

Fierro: My bloodline is superior.

Terran: I only have six, come on now.

Aeolos: Ha, suckers. I only have two.

Sheba: *deciding not to talk since she doesn't even consider Thanatos her kid anymore*

Diana: It wasn't my fault.

Menosyne: I don't have any.

Enyo: What are kids?

Cereza: You only live once.

Selene: Cereza.

Luce: *sigh*

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[group chat]

Zoey: I’m tired of you fake ratatouille fans thinking the rat’s name is ratatouille

Emily: please I only said that once

Enyo: wht the fuck its 3am fuck off

Circe: Zoey valid as always

Lilium: whAT DO YOU MEAN HIS NAME IS NOT RATATOUILLE

[Lilium has been removed from the group chat]

Zoey: I’ve had it

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Zoey: Ah man, I look like shit.

Lilium: Don't worry, it's the inside that counts.

Enyo: Start worrying.

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Athena: [teaching Enyo how to drive] So you’re driving down a road and you see Lillian and Myeong-suk on the road. What do you hit?

Enyo: I’d hit Lillian. I could never hurt Myeong-suk.

Athena: [massaging her temples] The brakes, Enyo. You hit the brakes.

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Lilium and Zoey: *Staring out the window*

Enyo: What are you doing?

Zoey: The TV broke, so we're watching a couple break up across the street.

Enyo: *Joins them*

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Linnéa: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Lillian: Ha! I sleep with a taser under my pillow.

Myeong-suk: You're both pathetic.

Lillian: What do you sleep with?

Myeong-suk: Enyo.

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Lillian: Quick, you're losing a lot of blood! What's your type?

Zoey: Blonde femmes who look like they can kick my ass.

Lillian: Your BLOOD type, Williams!

Zoey: *Looks at arm*

Zoey: Red.

Enyo: Just let her die.

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Zoey, crying: I'm a joke!

Enyo: You're not a joke, Zoey. You have to be funny to be a joke.

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Lilium: What are the hardest things to say?

Enyo: I was wrong.

Beca: I need help.

Emily: Worcestershire sauce.

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Lilium: Hewwo! I will be youw surgeon today! Intewnal bweeding you say? Let's make ouw fiwst wittle incision.

Zoey: Dowcto, wewre losing hewr!

Lilium: Qwick, hand me the defibwiwatow!

Enyo: Please, turn off my fucking life support.

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Enyo: Welcome to the "fuck Zoey" club. Here, we say "fuck you" to Zoey on a daily basis.

Circe, standing up: I'm so sorry, there seems to be a misunderstanding.

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Zoey: You tried to kill me!

Enyo: Don’t insult me. If I had tried to kill you, you’d be dead.

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Zoey: Athena, there’s no easy way to say this.

Zoey: So Enyo is just gonna come right out and say it.

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Enyo: Quit leaving your panties on the stairs!

Zoey: You know I hate that word.

Myeong-suk: Well too bad. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs.

Enyo: She meant panties.

Myeong-suk: Now I’m embarassed.

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Zoey: Hey guys, Enyo and I were just getting back from a fun run.

Enyo: Fun run? Officers were in pursuit for 16 blocks.

Zoey: Great cardio.