#linnea bergfalk

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Gabriella @ Linnéa: Yes, baby, your emotional walls are high and impenetrable, can we kiss now?

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Lillian: I need relationship advice.

Linnéa: Break up.

Lillian: At least listen to me first.

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Linnéa: You don't understand. This is my office!

Lillian: You mean this is your office?

Linnéa: Of course.

Lillian: Your swiss army knife? Your office? Is there anything in the world that doesn't belong to you?

Linnéa: Yes, thank heaven. You!

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Lillian: If we're still single in five years and we haven't found anybody, can we make a pact... That we will kill each other?

Linnéa: Yeah. Absolutely.

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Mike: Bring me a glass and a shrimp cocktail but hold the shrimp. I will DIY a Bloody Mary.

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Linnéa: Lord, give me patience.

Lillian: I think you mean "give me strength".

Linnéa: If God gave me strength, you would be dead.

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Zuzana: I made you a flower crown.

Linnéa: I don't really wear those.

Zuzana: Oh... I'll just give it to-

Linnéa: No. Put it on me.

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Gabriella: You need to eat healthy.

Linnéa: No.

Gabriella: The last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.

Linnéa: Oh my goodness.

Gabriella: In a plane crash.

Linnéa: That sounds unrelated.

Gabriella: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me.

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Linnéa: Accept your flaws, you'll feel better. It worked for me.

Lillian: You accepted your flaws?

Linnéa: No, I accepted yours.

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Lillian: Would you describe yourself as girlfriend and girlfriend?

Gabriella: Yes.

Linnéa: Eh.

Gabriella: What?

Linnéa: What?

Lillian: Oh, boy.

Linnéa: It's semantics, really, isn't it?

Gabriella: We've slept together every night for the last three weeks. How would you describe me?

Linnéa: The best friend ever.

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Lillian: So, let me get this straight-

Linnéa: More like let me run this bi you.

Chrysanthi: Let's see how this pans out.

Yarran: We should ace-ess the situation

Gabriella: I'm gay.

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Linnéa: Lil, I love you.

Lillian:

Linnéa: Are you going to say something?

Lillian: I’m sorry, I was just surprised you actually expressed your feelings.

Linnéa:

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Lillian: Do you want a hug?

Linnéa: No.

Lillian: Did you even hear what I said?

Linnéa: Yeah.

Lillian: What did I say?

Linnéa: 'Do you want a hug?'

Lillian: Well, if you insist.

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Lillian: It must be hard not being able to laugh.

Linnéa: I do have a sense of humor.

Lillian: I've never heard you laugh before.

Linnéa: I've never heard you say anything funny.

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Linnéa: Has anyone ever told you what a drag you are?

Lillian: Everyone. Constantly.

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Linnéa: If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with my ex boyfriend, Trump and Lillian, I would shoot Lillian twice.