#linnea bergfalk

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Gabriella @ Linnéa: Yes, baby, your emotional walls are high and impenetrable, can we kiss now?

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Linnéa: Lord, give me patience.

Lillian: I think you mean "give me strength".

Linnéa: If God gave me strength, you would be dead.

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Zuzana: I made you a flower crown.

Linnéa: I don't really wear those.

Zuzana: Oh... I'll just give it to-

Linnéa: No. Put it on me.

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Gabriella: You need to eat healthy.

Linnéa: No.

Gabriella: The last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.

Linnéa: Oh my goodness.

Gabriella: In a plane crash.

Linnéa: That sounds unrelated.

Gabriella: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me.

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Linnéa: Accept your flaws, you'll feel better. It worked for me.

Lillian: You accepted your flaws?

Linnéa: No, I accepted yours.

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Lillian: Would you describe yourself as girlfriend and girlfriend?

Gabriella: Yes.

Linnéa: Eh.

Gabriella: What?

Linnéa: What?

Lillian: Oh, boy.

Linnéa: It's semantics, really, isn't it?

Gabriella: We've slept together every night for the last three weeks. How would you describe me?

Linnéa: The best friend ever.

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Lillian: So, let me get this straight-

Linnéa: More like let me run this bi you.

Chrysanthi: Let's see how this pans out.

Yarran: We should ace-ess the situation

Gabriella: I'm gay.

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Linnéa: Lil, I love you.

Lillian:

Linnéa: Are you going to say something?

Lillian: I’m sorry, I was just surprised you actually expressed your feelings.

Linnéa:

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Lillian: Do you want a hug?

Linnéa: No.

Lillian: Did you even hear what I said?

Linnéa: Yeah.

Lillian: What did I say?

Linnéa: 'Do you want a hug?'

Lillian: Well, if you insist.

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Lillian: It must be hard not being able to laugh.

Linnéa: I do have a sense of humor.

Lillian: I've never heard you laugh before.

Linnéa: I've never heard you say anything funny.

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Linnéa: Has anyone ever told you what a drag you are?

Lillian: Everyone. Constantly.

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Linnéa: If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with my ex boyfriend, Trump and Lillian, I would shoot Lillian twice.

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Interviewer: Can you tell me what your relationship with Linnéa Bergfalk is?

Lillian: I'm Linnéa's right hand... arm... man.

Lillian:

Lillian: I'm Linnéa's everything. I'm her confidant. Her best friend.

Lillian: Her silly rabbit.

Interviewer: Her what?

Lillian: Her silly rabbit.

Interviewer: Her silly rabbit?

Lillian: Yes.

Interviewer: Is that what she calls you?

Lillian: No.

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Linnéa: I like to pretend I am emotionless but I have at least 200 mood swings a day.

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Adam: What part of your morning takes you the longest?

Chrysanthi: Showering.

Yarran: Making breakfast.

Lillian: Waking up.

Linnéa: Finding the will to live.

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Lillian: Linnéa won't pick up her phone.

Gabriella: I'll call.

Yarran: Lillian and I have both tried six times each, what makes you think...

Linnéa, over the phone: Hello?