#enjoy yalll

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hear me out

san x pussy slapping

WHERE ARE THESE COMING FROM AND WHAT⁉️🧍🏻‍♀️

there are fat tears falling down your face as you face your long mirror. your legs are hooked to san's while he spreads them and keeps his mouth on your neck, sucking and biting like his life depends on it.

"s-san...! please i-i'm sorry- fuck!" san suddenly lands a harsh slap to your wet pussy, he smirked watching your body jolt and thighs tremble as you threw your head back to his shoulder, embarrassed to be facing yourself in such a position. "then you shouldn't have worn this little skirt outside."

you shivered at his low voice right next to your ear. you really didn't have bad intentions of wearing it out, it was new and you simply wanted to try it on, but mr. boyfriend is unable to get his mind out of the gutter, which is why you're here, being punished.

san lets his fingers circle your clit as he chuckles, "is that it? you wanted me to punish you right? cause you're just my needy little whore right?" you wanted to deny everything he was saying, but oh when he called you his...

you weren't even focused on him spitting profanities at you, just that you were in his arms and he was pleasing you. well, not really pleasing, is he?

your back arched and a scream like moan escaped your lips as san suddenly landed another slap on your pussy, your clit twitching as tears rolled down your cheeks from the burning feeling in your lower region.

"pay attention when i talk to you." san growled softly into your ear. you bit your lip, kinda liking this situation. san laughed and mocked you, "what? don't tell me you're starting to enjoy this now, are you?" san began to continuously slap your pussy, making your body go absolutely berserk.

fuck, how long would this last?

[rainthespiritual]

Okay tate langdon fic pt 1 not dropping tonight (it will tmr along with pt 2...)

but I gotta preview YAYY

"___?" your eyes dart open hearing a familiar voice.. a familiar male voice.. in the girl's bathroom?

"Tate? what- what are you doing in here?" you look at him, slightly shocked. You hadn’t spoken to him in what seemed like forever. But truthfully, it had only been a couple of years, well maybe more than that, but long enough for him to have grown. He looks less like a boy, and more like a man now.

"I mean, I should probably be asking you that.. this is the boys' bathroom." He smiles slightly and you notice he's sitting on the counter where the sinks are.

"oh, I- I must have come in the wrong one. I'm sorry.." you look at him again, noticing how much older he looks than when you last saw him. Well, you saw him in the halls and even smiled or waved at him slightly, but you never really talked to him.

"ahh, it's fine. No one else is here just me. I think everyone's in class or at least getting there. The bells are about to ring." he smiles again wiping his nose slightly sniffling it, and you wonder why. ‘Maybe it's allergies’ you think.

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Happy ending

S2!Jinx x fem!reader(ft. My baby,Isha🩷)

A/n: This may contain spoliers to the 2nd season of Arcane( also this writing may not be 'inline" with the episode im basing this off of, S2 EP4). And the use of 'Y/N' a few times!😊

Summary: Just a happy 'ending' with Reader, Jinx and their baby girl, Isha!

As Y/n finished up 'cleaning' around the hideout, putting spraycans back in their crates and fixing up the hair calk that Jinx used early on the new little girl that's been keeping them both company, Isha, a mute, golden eyed girl, as she continued she heard a low crash, causing her the turn around. "Sevika, wh-what's going on?, Where's Jinx?!" She asked carefully taking the small, sobbing girl at of her arm and softly rubbing her back to comfort her as best as she could. "When we were breaking everyone out of Stillwater, some m-moster attacked us!" Sevika explained, leaning herself on a newly installed railing to kind of trying to catch her breath. "The kid really put up a fight to get out of my arm." She said, getting ready to head out. "Oh well stay safe!" Y/n lightly yelled out to her, causing Sevika to reply with a headnod.

After awhile of juggling Isha in her arms (because she would let go for the life of her) , trying to get her into her quickly (and messily) made pjs, get her to eat something and to try to get her to sleep but thankfully, Jinx finnaly showed up. "Oh my gods, your okay" Y/n exclamed, fastly walking over to Jinx to examining her head to toe, making sure shes physically okay. "A-Are you Okay, Are you hurt, What happ-' "Im fine Sweetface, see?" Jinx said intruptting her as she struck a little pose. "Im fine but I gotta tell you some-" Jinx was about to say before a the feeling of a little body hit her leg. "Hmp,Oh Isha!" Jinx grunted as she wipped a few small tears that fell from her golden eye, hugging her back. "Well seemed she was really tired" Jinx snorted, Isha had passed out in Jinx's arms with in seconds. "She didnt even finish her dinner" Y/n grumbled, fixing up the blankets and pillows that were in a giant make shift 'bed' on one of the floors. "Well don't mind if i do" Jinx said slowlying handing Isha back to her girlfriend, but still holding her hold to comfort her. "Gods im tired" Y/n yawned, slugging over to the blanket/pillow pile with Isha still in hand. "Wha-Hey Im not finished!" Jinx exclaimed, rubbing the crumble off her mouth and face with her arm. "Well I'll make you an extra big breskfast in the morning, promise, just come her before she starts to stir" Y/n sleepily said with yawns in between word, waving at her to come over. "Ugh fine, I guess, you promise?" She asked also changing into her pjs before joining them. "Mhm" Y/n nodded, snuggling into Jinx and Isha snuggling into them both. "Okay" Jinx said a big yawn and arm streches. "Well goodnig-","Oh, What did you want to tell me earlier?" "Um,I-it's Vander, He's alive"

A/N: Hope yall enjoyed Im really back on my Arcane kick and i love it! if their a writing you want me to do next leave them in the replies, cause im to impatient to do another poll!

Love yalll🤭🫀

Finished: 12/6/2024(10:01)

[chrispleasure]

BOYFRIEND MATT, headcannons!

boyfriend matt would, give you piggy back rides from the car to the front door when coming home from getting your toe nails painted and trimmed.

boyfriend matt would, be afraid to get comfortable in bed, not wanting to take up too much space and make you uncomfortable.

boyfriend matt would, press kisses on the tip of your nose when you cry, as an attempt to cheer you up.

boyfriend matt would, compare hand sizes, acting intrigued just so you’d put your hand on his, too afraid to ask for physical intimacy at times.

boyfriend matt would, always offer you his hoodies, loving the way you look in them.

boyfriend matt would, stock up on santitary/ period products for whenever you come to stay, leaving them in your drawer in his bathroom.

boyfriend matt who, hugs you at anytime of the day, either your cooking pasta for dinner and he envelopes you in a hug from behind.

boyfriend matt who, would purposely spill crumbles off his plate onto the bed to get a reaction from you while your mad, wanting to hear your voice.

boyfriend matt who, loves pampering you, whether it’s helping you in the shower, colouring in with you, buying you all the gifts you want, doing everything for you while your in a shit mood.

boyfriend matt who, refuses to leave you alone when you cry. “nuh uh, were gonna hug it out, okay? m’ not leaving my precious baby alone while she cries.”

boyfriend matt who, helps you out of your comfort zone, taking you to social gatherings, trying new foods with you.

boyfriend matt who, encourages you to join in on group activities, knowing your an introvert. “cmon babes, just kick the ball f’ me, ‘kay?”

boyfriend matt who, takes you away from a crowded area when noticing you keep pulling at your dress, biting your nails.

boyfriend matt who, without asking takes your hand and takes you to the bathroom with him. “cmon, just wait here ‘f me. i’ll pee quick i promise.”

boyfriend matt who, let’s you play your songs in the car, even when he doesn’t enjoy them as much as you “is this gigi perez or gracie abrams?”

thing’s matt sturniolo would say!

“i dont know how to do this. am i doing it right? the words of affirmation thing?”

“wow, babes.. you look stunning.”

“please.. please just listen to me.”

“no more drinks, ‘kay? i dont want you doing things you’d regret.”

“you look like you need a hug.”

“how can you still manage to look so beautiful while crying? i look like a wet dog when i do.”

“just talk to me, i promise it’ll help.”

“we’ll get through this.. problem, okay? it was just a small relapse. you tried baby, and im so proud.”

“im not letting you sleep on the couch, come on. get under the blankets.”

“i mean.. im cool with sharing a bed if you are.”

“i bought you some flowers, ‘knew how much you needed them.”

“where’s my goodnight kiss?”

“you can stay as long as you wont, my mom loves you.”

“next time, just give me a heads up, ‘kay?”

“im just glad your okay, baby.”

“i couldn’t- i couldnt find you and i just thought something happened, alright?”

“just, sit down! please. god.”

“no, dont cry. i hate it when you cry”

“hey, no more of that. stop it, you’ll hurt yourself.”

“i could use a hug.”

writers note: whoever sees this and want’s tumblr friends pls comment cause i’d love to talk to yalll💝 also it would really be appreciated if i get sent some requests !!

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Pas de Deux | KR7 x Reader

pairing . . . young!kimi raikkonen x ballerina!reader

summary . . . When Kimi falls in love with a ballerina, he's invited into a dance of two (or, a pas de deux)

request . . . kind of?

word count . . . N/A

warnings . . . minimal swearing! story is set in 2024 with the current 2024 grid but kimi pics are from the 2000s!! there wont be a lot of f1 comments so you can feel free to imagine whatever team kimi is in! kimi is like in his early 20s so the reader is 20-24! lets just pretend he was born sometime between 1999 and 2003

faceclaim . . . random ballerinas from pin!

alexavia yaps . . . I LOVE PAS DE DEUX ITS MY FAV CLQSSIC SONG AHHHHHH anyway i hope you guys like thsi!!!!!! i legit dk anything about ballet so IM SO SORRY IF ANYTHING IS WRONG!!

taglist . . . @barcapix (lmk if you want to join the taglist!)

ballerinayn

liked by yourbsf, maxverstappen1, kimiraikkonen and 741k others

ballerinayn loved dancing in monte carlo to my favourite song today! well done to all the other ballerinas and see you in a few weeks! thanks to my amazing friend maxverstappen1 for attending!

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balletdemontecarlo

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balletdemontecarlo could you spot the famous ballerinayn in today's pas de deux? 👀

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ballerinayn thank you for letting me perform on this amazing stage! such a great honour!

balletdemontecarlo it was our pleasure to see you perform!

yourbsf that's my best friend right there guys 🥹

ballerinayn i saw you in the crowd and almost broke character from happiness ❤

ballerina1 our swan queen 🦢

ballerinayn you did amazing out there!!

username who else cried when y/n was spun around by that guy??

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maxverstappen1 good job y/n!

ballerinayn aww thank you max <33

kimiraikkonen Loved the show. Come to watch a grand prix?

ballerinayn omg kimi!! im such a big fan 🥹🥹 so glad you loved the show!! and ofc ill come to a gp ❤ just contact my team with the details!

kimiraikkonen VIP tickets will be sent shortly after.

username KIMI?? I WAS NOT AWARE OF THIS RIZZ

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username try not to simp for y/n challenge: impossible

ballerinayn

liked by kimiraikkonen, yourbsf, f1wags and 891k others

ballerinayn thank you kimi for inviting me to the monaco grand prix!! really enjoyed it <3 and congrats on the podium! tagged: kimiraikkonen

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kimiraikkonen Glad you enjoyed!

ballerinayn <3

username KIMI SHOWING EMOTIONS?? THE EXCLAMATION MAKR??? THE HEART?? IM DEAD

username hear me out.... y/n x kimi

username HEARD

charlesleclerc so no congrats for me on the win?

ballerinayn SORRY CHARLIE I FORGOT

charlesleclerc betryal of the century right here

username the camera panning over to y/n every time kimi overtook im crying

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kimiraikkonen

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kimiraikkonen Monaco.

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username we need the gossip pages to track them down

f1waggossip on it 🫡

username THE WAY I SAW HIM WITH A GIRL WHILE WALKING WiTH MY MOM BUT I COULDNT SEE HER FACE ONLY THE BACK OF HER HEAD </3 BUT KIMI LOOKED SO HAPPY HE WAS SMILING AND YAPPING

username guys guys guys GUYSSSSSS charles posted a story and in the bg were kimi and y/n like talking and laughing and shi and he deleted like after 3 mins

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yourbsf 👀

username WHAT ARE YOU DOING HEREEEEE

username not yourbsf exposing their asses LMFAOOOOO

username man i love y/ns bsf

username "thank you yourbsf" we say in unison

username bro yall are so annoying like a girl cant even comment on her bsfs boyfriends post??

username didnt y/n and kimi kiss after his podium or did i forget to take my pills

username its the latter but i wish it was the former

ballerinayn

liked by yourbsf, maxverstappen1, kimiraikkonen and 822k others

ballerinayn rainy days around monaco with him>>>>>

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username WHOMST

username y/n pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tell us who it is

username THE SWANS?? THE ARCHITECTURE?? THE STAR???

username reason of death: bitch ass y/n l/n and her sneaky ahh soft launches

username this is so her coded i cant

maxverstappen1 where was my invite?? lost in the mail??

ballerinayn maxie waxie axie you told me specifically "y/n if you ever invite to third wheel ill chop your arms off and use them as a table stand" so i think you didnt want to come <3

maxverstappen1 i-thats on me

ballerinayn it is it is

username oh so shes rich RICH 🤑🤑🤑 mommy y/n i need a sugar mommy 🥺

ballerinayn sorry that position is taken by pretty boy xx

username Y/N 😡

yourbsf 👀👀👀

ballerinayn what are you eye fucking

yourbsf you

yourbsf and charles

charlesleclerc ?????

username mother y/n feed us some soft launch crumbs

username QUEEN MOTHER MS SWAN Y/N COOKED THIS POST UP ONG ONG 🙏🔥

username if kimi posts like a similar typa thing theyre together

username im a f1 fan who came for the dating rumors but i mightve actually fell in love with y/n like imma full on start watching ballet for her

f1wagsss_

liked by waggossip, kimifanpage1, ynnlove82 and 391k others

f1wagsss_ f1 driver kimi raikkonen and ballerina y/n l/n reportedly seen together yesterday. do you think it really is them or is this from a fake source?

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username REAL REAL REAL REAL I WANT IT TO BE REAL PLS BE REAL I BEG FOR IT TO BE REAL

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username this must be photoshopped bc wtf how do they even know each other??

username so nice of you to intrude into people's private love lives!!

username i ❤ you for saying this

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username STOP playing with usss

username i don't need any more pics i know what's going on

username i'm so delusional to think that this is real <3

(guys click on the second tweet bc its long so it doesnt show)

wags.international

liked by waggossip, f1wagsss_, teaa.f1 and 791k others

wags.international its official! f1 driver kimi raikkonen and ballerina y/n l/n were spotted on their date night in spain! will they deny or confirm their relationship? only time will tell....

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username why is the caption so mysterious 💀

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username PIERRE AND YOUR/BSF/NAME IN THE LIKES???? HELP ME

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username they called her some words like $lut and wh0re and they also called her a fame and gold digger even though shes literally famous and already rich. they also posted some weird pics of her from when she was younger and basically they got a lot of hate for it.

username so the hate is deserved?

username VERY deserved

username i see a repeat of 2022 i am going to rage so hard that i become a lawyer and sue them

username the history with gossip page is INSANEEEE

kimiraikkonen

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kimiraikkonen The girlfriend. Rakastan sinua yli kaiken, kulta ❤ (I love you more than anything, darling) tagged: ballerinayn

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username LMFAOOOO THE CAPTION IS SO KIMI CODED

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ballerinayn love you too <33 mwah mwah

kimiraikkonen 🥰

maxverstappen only y/n can do that to the iceman

ballerinayn what can i say i am a woman of many abilities

maxverstappen1 ew thats disguisting i didnt need to know that

charlesleclerc she meant NORMAL abilities you dirty thinking slug

ballerinayn lestappen forever this comment has been deleted

maxverstappen1 Y/N?!?!??!?! I SAW THAT

ballerinayn mb?

yourbsf take care of my best friend yeah?

kimiraikkonen I'd rather die than not do so.

ballerinayn IM CRYING I LOVE YOU BOTH SO SO SO MUCH

kimiraikkonen Honey please don't cry.

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yourbsf

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yourbsf my best friend and her love sick boyfriend tagged: ballerinayn, kimiraikkonen

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yourfriend1 HELP not y/n getting a professienal pic and kimi's being whatever

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yourfriend1 explains the shaky picture

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yourbsf ofc you do youre not mother y/n for no reason

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kimiraikkonen Max.

maxverstappen1 nevermind

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ballerinayn

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ballerinayn words could never describe how much I love you. you light up my life in a way nothing else can. every moment with you feels like home, mon ange. forever wouldn’t be enough to express what you mean to me, pretty boy. ❤️ tagged: kimiraikkonen

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maxverstappen1 love you guys even tho i hate third wheeling

ballerinayn thanks maxie <3

charlesleclerc you two are very cute

ballerinayn so are you and alex!!

yourbsf as much as i hated you being taken away from me by a guy, kimi was the right one. i approve of him <3

ballerinayn ilysm <333

ballerina1 if he can do ballet invite for a pas de deux 👀

ballerinayn oh trust me i already taught him everything

kimiraikkonen And nothing ever will ever desrcibe by love for you

ballerinayn i love you so much

kimiraikkonen I love you more. Even more than my drink

ballerinayn <33

kimiraikkonen You're the love of my life, never forget that.

[raindropbouquet]

THIS WAS SO MUCH FUNNNNNNNNN !!!!!! TY TO EVERYONE WHO JOINED :3333 some highlights!!! ..

// highlights from everyone else !! deadly drew this one when i said i was eating cave LMFAO (it was red velvet with strawberries btw)

GAY PEOPLE (mog's doing ofc) also gastro burger :o)

alyssa drew me btw

also dax's contribution to my carcee drawin :P AHH THIS WAS SM FUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please look at the full image too it's so silly

Very wide drawpile session with @deadlycomics, @maemele, @mogdoodles and @rainmanlegends

was an extremely fun session

[envy-of-the-apple]

Can u pleaseeeee give a few dark content writers orfics u recommend

honestly idk that many. i prefer long-form content and most ppl on tumblr write smut drabbles (which is great!! but im not rlly a big fan of) but ya again, idk that many! but here are some ppl that i follow!

@agent-cupcake writes good good stuff! i rec the gojo fic!! super super good!! 24k words too!!!

@thee-horny-thicky .....idk if this author would consider as a dark writer but i throughly enjoy the dark jjk fics that this author writes!!! uhhh def go check out foriegn exchange student!!! very very good! not a yandere fic but i HIGHLY rec the mistuki bakugou fic too!!!

@lilacxquartz wrote a a yan satosugu fic: Those Late Summer Nights that i throughly enjoyed!! i thought this fic was especially interesting cuz i think this is one of the few times where satosugu....weren't actually allies! super fun to read but def check out the kenny fic this author also did!!

but yall YALLL GO read Professor's Pet by lnightmrs  GO READ GO READ RNRNRNRN so good??? it has EVERYTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY WANT!!! older woman/younger man. twenty-something gojo is drooling over a cold nonchalent professor in her 30s. its literally my favorite gojo fic right AHHHH GO READDD

[itzjaza]

Cute, Taz S.

y/n and Taz were enjoying a cozy movie night, they were snuggled up on the couch, surrounded by blankets and snacks. Taz had chosen a romance movie for them to watch that both of them liked. Throughout the movie, Taz couldn't help but steal glances at y/n. She was so beautiful, so gorgeous, and Taz felt so lucky to be with her. At some point, y/n noticed Taz's glances and decided to ask, "Why do you keep looking at me?" "Because you're the most beautiful woman I've ever met," he replied with a look of love on his face. It wasn't a secret that Taz was really into, and cared deeply for her. Taz could see the happiness on y/n face "It's so cute how you get all flustered when I say nice things to you," Taz leaned in and kissed her on the cheek. y/n's heart was racing, she felt so lucky to be with someone who appreciated her so much. It was clear that Taz was the perfect match for y/n.

(quick question for yalll. Do yall like these? Like should i keep making them orrr?)

[whiteskullofroses]

Noch einer! (DIETER HELLSTROM X READER)

PART 2! (NSFW)

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A/n: YALLL ITS HERE. Sorry for the long wait, but I'm telling y'all it was worth it. Once again it is 1 am, and Dieter is looking rather scrumptious. This one is one hell of a smut, so be prepared. (Yall better be proud of me for finally having the balls to write smut:)) Enjoy!

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Tag list: @kateris-world

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Meanwhile, he took a deep breath and slowly let it out. His left hand was in his pocket the whole time, swiftly he pulled his hand out of his pocket and grabbed your face, to your surprise he didn't press a gun to your lips, he pressed his lips against yours. He kissed you.

You were taken back by his sudden actions, as you were sure this was going to be your end, when in reality, it was just a new start.

You knew this wasn't right, you knew that he was your political enemy but oh god how attractive he was. Besides, you left politics behind a bottle of scotch ago.

Dieter leaned into you and used his free hand to grab your waist. Pulling you closer to him, you could taste the alcohol on his tongue.

His hand moved lower to your hips, squeezing them hard. So hard it almost made you whine out. You let your arms fall around his neck and travel up to his hair. Your loss of sence made you make the hat fall off his head onto the ground.

Dieter broke free from the kiss, breathing deeply. He panted and smikred, then pat his lap : "Come sit, mein Schatz."

Spreading his legs, making room for you to sit on one of his thighs, he sighed. As soon as you sat down, you felt something hard: "Have a gun in your pocket?"

He simply looked at you and grabbed your face: "Shhh..." He lifted one of his eyebrows and placed one of his hands on your lower stomach, dangerously close to your pussy: "Be good and keep quiet." He tilted his head towards the other walk-in room, where the meeting was supposed to be held before everyone got drunk. You could hear the other Germans laughing and playing cards, but once Dieter spoke, all your attention landed on his voice: "We don't want them to hear us now, do we," speaking softly in your ear, making you even more lustful for him: "mein Schatz?."

You shook your tipsy head, all you wanted was him inside of you, him touching you and him covering you in love bites all over, the whole rest of the night.

Looking up at him and into his eyes, sitting in his lap with his already hard cock beneath you, feeling his hot breath on your neck as he kissed and bit it. You were in heaven.

"Good girl." His hand went underneath your fake Nazi uniform dress and right into your panties.

Once his fingers were playing with your clit, you moaned out, totally forgetting about the people a thin wall away from you. Dieter was quick to shut you up with his hand now holding your mouth shut.

He finally started fingering you, drawing circles on your clit and stars in your eyes, you felt yourself getting even wetter and even more hotter. For a man, he was incredibly skilled on how to please a woman, quite frankly, you were impressed, but deep down not really surprised.

His hand was holding your mouth so tight that all that was heard for you were soft muffles and moans of pure pleasure.

You moved your ass on his cock, making him whine out in the sudden feeling of friction. Although Dieter felt like he was going to cross the finish line already, you could feel him trying his best to hold back.

All of this became almost too much. Him quietly moaning and gasping in your ear as you rubbed your ass on his cock, you being drawn to literal tears by how good he made you feel. On top of that, you both were drunk to death.

Just as you were about to come, he pulled out of you and quickly picked you up, bridal style, and put you on the table. You cringed at the feeling of spilled scotch soaking your uniform, but didn't really care, cuz after this night, you were planning on burning it anyway.

Dieter put you infront of him, with your back on the table. Spreading your legs, you couldn't believe such a beautiful sight right on-top of you.

Dieter was now standing in between your legs, his hard cock bulging out of his black pants, his hair a mess and his hungry eyes staring at you.

"Please." Was all you had to utter for him to rip your underwear from under the skirt off. As he threw the panties on a chair close by, you lifted yourself up in a sitting position and unzipped his pants.

Dieter was quick to push you back down. With a devilish smirk on his face he breathed out: "So eager for me, huh?"

All you did in response was moan out his name.

That sent him into overdrive. Just hearing you so desperate for him made him even more motivated to make you unable to walk for days.

Dieter finally pulled out his cock, it was so swollen, you almost felt bad for not making him come already.

He placed the tip of his cock at your entrance and slowly pushed in. You took a deep breathe in, ready to take him.

It didn't take you long to get comfortable with his size and become a moaning mess underneath him.

The people in the other room were no longer an issue, as most of them were already asleep, and those who weren't under such strong influence already left the basement and headed home.

"You feel..." Dieter was barely able to form sentences at this point: "so good..."

Slowly, as he felt himself getting closer to orgasm, he started getting sloppier with his thrusts and much more intense with his voice. He was getting quite loud, and so were you.

Leaning down to kiss you, you could smell his cologne. The fragrance gave off a spicy, earthy and almost citrusy like whiff. Definitely Hugo Boss.

"Dieter!" You screamed out, breathless as he made you cross the finish line and come all over his cock.

"Scheisse..." Moaned out the man before he came inside of you. He let his head fall down to your chest, breathing deeply.

Your tangled your fingers in his hair and started to calm down from your high. It felt so intimate to you, and you loved it.

Dieter slowly lifted his head and kissed your forehead. He picked you up from the table and made you sit in his lap once again.

"Mein Schatz..." He caressed your face, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear: "you did such a good job."

You kissed his cheek and looked Into his eyes: "I would have never, in a million years, guessed how this night would play out."

He simply smiled, looked at the cigarette box on the table and asked: "Noch einer?"

THE END.

[angeldiarybook]

Snap messages between Y/N,Stu, and Billy part 4

(Stu makes a group chat with you and Billy Here’s part 1,part 2,and part 3.

Warning:uemoji’s are use as a joke/are satire and cussing)

Stu POV

Me | hey yalll🥰

Reader | oh?

*Billy left the group chat*

Me | BRUH BILLY

Reader | that’s crazy💀

*You added billy to the group*

Billy | wtf do u want Stu

Me | well we as in me and ____ have to confess something

Reader | Mf who’s WE?💀….wait Stu no

Me | so do you remember that one character from Jimmy neutron that someone said looks like u🥰

Billy | yeah 😐

Reader | STU STFU OMG

Me | no ____ I’m done keeping secrets from Billy😔 | so it was basically ____ who said it looked like you🤪

* reader left the group chat*

*billy left the group chat*

Me | BRUH

Y/N POV

I get a notification on snap from somebody I don’t have added.Till I see it’s a message from Billy and I nearly shit myself

Billy | so was it really you that said that to Stu?💀

Me |…yeah my bad I was just playing 😭

Billy | nah it’s cool I’m just surprised you can deal with Stu’s bull shit

Me | wdym? You’re also always near him😭

Billy | I surprisingly enjoy his company even though he’s annoying as hell

Me | I can see why you guys are best friends😀

Billy | I guess you could say that💀

[fakeghosttv]

Omg Art timeeee I got a couple for yalll uhhh enjoy!

[wholesome-mpreg-collection]

hiii yalll just making a quick pinned post because i guess people see this blog sometimes?? so i wanted to make sure that people understand the purpose of this blog

i am in NO WAY hating on people who have mpreg kinks i think that that is perfectly cool and i personally have kinks that are in that ballpark so it makes sense to me.

that being said i like mpreg in a non-sexual fashion. i enjoy it conceptually because i think the idea of men being pregnant is cute, and i think the normalization of such an idea is a very overlooked part of fighting for trans rights in general. browsing mpreg tags on websites like tumblr made me realize that an overwhelming majority of mpreg content seems to be kink-related either implicitly or explicitly and it's sorta rare to come across sfw/domestic mpreg art on here (or at the very least, i'm not looking the right way).

i made this blog to reblog just sfw/domestic mpreg for my own enjoyment and maybe two or three other like-minded people's enjoyment who happen to stumble upon this blog as well. i only have one follower on here as of me writing this, so i guess so far it is still serving that purpose, but if people end up finding this blog and liking it, please join the ride!!!

as for why i always mouth off in the tags despite nobody looking at this blog? well, this is embarrassing to admit, but i rather enjoy talking to myself and/or nobody in particular.

[sturns4thisbitch]

y’all. i was just on the phone with this guy i liked 2/3 years ago, he had the fattest glow up and he’s so hot. WE CALLED FROM 11PM TO 7AM. y’all think he wants me😛 (feed my delusional ass 🤗)

edit:HES A DIRTY BLONDE WITH BLUE EYES AND DIMPLES😻 AND THE DOES THAT LIP BITE THING WHEN HES FOCUSED

but like two of my old friends dated him but it was like over a year ago so idk if they would care but i still worry about how they’d feel but he’s changed a lot since then so i don’t worry he’s a bad person and he said he enjoys being single like me too twin ✌🏻

butttt he listens to alex g and yalll he’s so funny like i was laughing my ass off the whole call

and he’s not mean, like most guys are overly mean even if they like you but he wasn’t mean like that

but we also see a lot of shit in the same perspective yk like we agree on a lot of stuff and share trauma🙀

[desire4ella]

𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠🍰 : Jimmy Uso x Fem!Reader

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 🎀: No warning as of now until i release the nsfw part .

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 🍰: 444

Headcanons of JimmyUso in a relationship: ˚୨୧⋆˚୨୧⋆

. First of , I feel like he knows how to cook ; and i ain’t talking bout toast or making noodles , proper food like : Steak and chips , Homemade pizza , Foods from his culture etc

. He defo enjoys PDA more than his brother does . Have you seen that man ? Cuddles for DAYSSSS i’m telling y’all 😭.

. Like Jey he sometimes makes you breakfast in bed , and if he has to go somewhere he’ll quickly write you a cute little note ( It’s mostly cringe tho Lol ) .

Something like this 🤷🏾‍♀️

As you can tell , this man ain’t serious AT ALL 🙄

. Anyways he rarely gets jealous cause he knows that he belongs to you and you belong to him fosho .

. Y’all would most definitely trend on social media for being the most cutest couple bc i mean…. LOOK AT YALLL !! cute as shit 💋.

. # number 1 best boyfriend ever cause the way this man strives to see you smile is unbelievable. Like Jey on your birthday, Valentine’s day , Anniversary etc he’ll do so MUCH . It’s like he feels as though if he doesn’t over spend then he ain’t doing something right . ( You go queen 🙌🏾 get special treatment) .

. He most definitely trusts you with his life and tells you secrets he swore he would take to the grave

. If he can’t take you to the trips with the boys for his job , then best believe this man is calling you every second of the day and even if u miss one phone call , you’ll never get to hear the end of it 🙄.

. When he first met you he most definitely told his dad and brothers abt you and couldn’t stop cheesing about you all day long .

. I feel like on y’all’s of day , you guys would go to those couples activities: Couples cooking , yoga , art class , hiking etc .

. He loves taking you to carnivals and fun fairs mostly because he enjoys seeing your face when he wins a big teddy bear for you .

. One of those people who can’t go to bed mad at each other and will have to sort it out before hand cause he hates seeing you mad at him for to long . ( Period 🥴)

. And last but never least he defo he likes laying on your chest a little to much 🙄. It could be 100 degrees and he still would wanna be all up on you .

Bye babies love y’all. 🎀🍰

[hazardverseofficial]

I freaking LOVED that newsletter. Also sorry i'm a few days late been a bit busy. HAPPY NINTH ANNIVERSARY YALLL, it does NOT feel like it's been that long since this game came out! But I guess it has!, anyways, felt like drawing Chara this year. Hope yall enjoy it!

[verseorvoidpiratespjo]

YALLL

idrk my godly parent SO

I love music, I basically can’t live w/o it

I love crocheting

i am autistic and probably have depression

I don’t like touch, or talking much unless it’s about a hyper fixation. Like I hat small talk

I LOVE DEBATES

Lazy af

And enjoy writing when in the mood

@hyperfixation-fix