#enjoy some dumb text post memes

[sgt-colbert-is-wings-level]

[leaslichoma]

Tumblr trend of sending people barely disguised recipe asks. Ex:

Anonymous Do you think Reimu would ever gather 2 eggs, 4 cups of flour, 1 bag of chocolate chips, 2 sticks of butter.... mash the butter and sugar together in a bowl.... put it in her oven at 350 degrees Fahrenheit...?

[britneyshakespeare]

barbie girl by aqua is one of the most backfired attempts at satire in history

[tameodesza]

all of you

♡ Summary: Shawn’s self-esteem takes a hit after reading hate comments

♡ a/n: we love old men in love, don't we? AO3.

Hunter’s shoulders relaxed as soon as he stepped inside of his quaint suburban home. It had been a stressful week full of press conferences, board meetings, and creative discussion with Raw and Smackdown talent. With his busy schedule, he was rarely afforded the opportunity to enjoy the peace and quiet of the home he and Shawn built. Shawn was just as busy with NXT, so their competing schedules made it quite difficult to see each other with whatever free time they had. 

It was an arrangement that would destroy most marriages, but Shawn and Hunter had built a solid foundation decades before committing to one other. They’d been glued to each other since the 90’s, their friendship blossoming into a beautiful partnership that stood the test of time. They’d matured, no longer arguing about the distance or getting pissed when the other was too busy to answer the phone. Their trust was immeasurable, knowing there would always come a time when they’d reunite. Like tonight.  

Hunter kicked off his dress shoes, placing them neatly next to the cluttered pile of Shawn’s cowboy boots, sneakers, and house slippers. He looped a finger at the neck of his tie, loosening the constricting fabric until he exhaled in relief. A smile tugged at his lips as he entered the kitchen to find the counter filled with groceries that Shawn clearly forgot to put away. Over 20 years of marriage and Shawn's short attention span still amazed him.  

“Shawn?” His voice rang throughout the house announcing his presence. He expected to hear his husband’s rushed footsteps racing towards his awaiting arms. Yet, there wasn't a peep.  

Hunter did a walkthrough of their home, each room leaving traces of his husband. The TV in the living room still played a movie Shawn had yet to finish. In the laundry room, the washing machine neared the end of a wash cycle.  An uncapped tube of toothpaste rested on the counter of their bathroom.  

It wasn’t until Hunter reached their home office that he found Shawn slouched over in a chair, eyes glued to his phone with a perturbed look on his face. Now, Shawn wasn’t a big tech guy. He barely knew how to work a computer, let alone a smartphone. So, Hunter knew the blond was entertained by some dumb meme or came across a rude comment he couldn't shake.  

Hunter hoped for the meme, but judging by his husband’s clouded expression, he knew it was the latter. 

Hunter exhaled as he closed the door softly behind him. “Shawn. Put the phone down.” 

But Shawn’s eyes never wavered, the blond barely hearing Hunter approach as comments from his recent Instagram post continued to flood in. He wished to look away, but he couldn’t. His finger kept scrolling as if on autopilot, positive comments ignored as he focused on the negative. Every harsh word felt like a sharp knife digging deeper into his insecurities. He only snapped out of his trance when he felt Hunter’s hand clasp over his own before slowly pulling the device from his grasp. 

Hunter placed the phone on a bookshelf far out of Shawn’s reach. Then he stood behind Shawn, rubbing his hands along the blond's shoulders in a gentle massage. Shawn let out a breath he didn't know he was holding, sinking back comfortably into Hunter’s embrace.  

Hunter leaned down, placing a soft kiss on Shawn temple. He whispered, “You won’t be needing that now that I’m here.” 

He lightly pecked Shawn’s ear, then his cheek. Before he could kiss his neck, Shawn asked, “Am I washed up?” 

Hunter felt an ache in his chest at how vulnerable Shawn sounded. He did his best every day – whether it was in-person or through texts – to remind Shawn how much he loved him. To remind him that he was an amazing person, that so many people admired and adored him. It’s not that Shawn didn’t believe him. But any progress he had in getting the blond to see how valued he was went away whenever Shawn came across a hateful comment.  

“No, baby. Of course not.” 

Hunter kissed the nape of Shawn’s neck, hoping to provide a needed distraction, but halted when Shawn said, “You should see what they say about me.” 

Hunter let out a patient sigh. He stood straight, rounding the chair to see the dejected look in his husband’s eyes. He grabbed a chair of his own, dragging it over to sit directly in front of Shawn. He took his husband’s hand, brushing a thumb tenderly across the back. “What have I said about reading comments?” 

His tone was gentle, delicate, yet Shawn couldn’t help but look away as if he were being scolded. “I know, I know. But...I can’t help it. Especially when I’m looking for fan feedback just to see people saying I’m too old. I’m too skinny. I’ve lost my hair. I have a lazy eye. My voice is shot-” 

“Don’t let that get to you.” 

“Easy for you to say. People still think you’re hot.” 

Hunter would’ve laughed had it not been for the seriousness of their conversation. He shifted closer until their knees touched, his grip on Shawn’s hand tightening. “I don’t care what people think, Shawn. Neither should you.” 

Shawn swallowed thickly. “You’re not the one they’re calling a homewrecker.” 

Hunter’s thumb stilled. “That’s not true. You know that-” 

“Do I?” 

“Yes,” Hunter stressed, frustration slipping through his tone. “Why do you believe a bunch of random people on the internet more than your own husband?” 

Shawn’s shoulders slumped, his voice softening, “Hunter, no. It’s not that. It’s just-” he sighed, failing to search for the right words. “Sometimes I wish I could be like how I used to be. Back when I was the arrogant asshole that people hated. At least shit like this didn’t get to me.” 

If this had been the 90’s, Shawn wouldn't have cared what others thought of him. Back then, he was conceited, pompous, too full of himself. But at least he was confident. He wasn’t afraid to tell people to go fuck off. He didn't care if he came off too strong or if he hurt anyone’s feelings. He was universally hated, but that hate fed his ego – because at least that meant he had everyone’s attention.  

But he was a different man now, humbled by the errors of his past.  

Maybe this was his karma, Shawn thought. The long, flowy head of hair he was once known for was now a balding crown. His good looks, once envied by many, changed partly due to aging and years' worth of substance abuse. The athletic body he once flaunted had lost much of its muscle mass.  

Sometimes he wondered what Hunter saw in him, if Hunter had buyer’s remorse, if he regretted leaving his past relationship for him. The thought was silly to anyone that saw how in love Hunter was with Shawn, but it was hard for Shawn to see it that way when the comments ripped him to shreds. 

Hunter tugged Shawn’s arm, pulling the blond into his chair until Shawn settled comfortably on his lap. He placed Shawn’s head on his shoulder, holding him tightly as if to squeeze every negative thought out of his head. He knew how much regret Shawn had about the past, how much pain he felt remembering those he’d hurt on his way to the top. 

But it wasn’t fair. Shawn had worked so hard to change himself, to become the kind person that he was today. He'd suffered enough, had beat himself up enough about his mistakes. But the internet would never forget, and Hunter wished he could fight every person that made his husband feel less than what he saw him as. 

“You’re beautiful.” 

Shawn smiled weakly. “You’re just saying that because you’re my husband...and because I won’t cook dinner if you said otherwise.” 

Hunter smirked. “I tell no lies. I love you, Shawn. All of you.” 

Hunter hoped that would lift Shawn’s mood, but his expression remained dim. He never liked seeing Shawn upset. It further frustrated him that his positive words of affirmation didn't seem to be working. None of it mattered if Shawn didn’t believe it himself.  

“People say shit about me too, you know.” 

Shawn sat up, lifting a confused brow. “What could anyone possibly say about you? That you’re too buff? Your beard's too full? You have a perfect hairline-” 

“I played Steph.” Shawn’s sarcastic grin dwindled, tension rising as old skeletons resurfaced. “That I got with her only to secure my position in the company and left as soon as I got what I wanted. That I was screwing around with you behind her back.” 

It was quite the scandal in the early 2000’s. Gossip sites, dirt sheets, and even mainstream tabloids covered the issue, making the McMahon-Helmsley split seem more salacious that it actually was: “Wife-to-Be, Stephanie McMahon, Left at the Altar for Another Man!” 

When it turned out that the ‘other man’ was Shawn Michaels, all hell broke loose. There was a period of time where Shawn didn’t leave his home in fear of paparazzi following him. He and Hunter were both written off TV until the company could figure out how to address the public. Hunter spent most of that time in Texas with Shawn, consoling him and promising that everything would be ok once the truth was out.  

The reality was that Stephanie and Hunter had a long, open and honest conversation about everything before amicably calling off the engagement. Their relationship had been on a downward spiral for some time, and Hunter knew Stephanie was too smart to ignore the signs. He admitted that he was in love with Shawn. Had been since 1996, but never pursued anything because Shawn was with Kevin. Then he was with Bret. Then Taker. And by 1999 he was gone from the company.  

Years later, Hunter had moved on with Stephanie, both developing feelings for each other when they were put together for a storyline. But when Shawn returned, so did the feelings that Hunter tried so hard to bury. It was like Shawn had never left, their connection running deeper than anything he had with Stephanie.  

Hunter never cheated, at least not physically. But emotionally, his heart was torn in opposite directions. He’d tried being ‘just friends’ with Shawn, tried pushing his feelings aside, tried committing to his engagement with Stephanie. But he couldn’t lie to himself anymore. There were many instances where he almost crossed the line with Shawn – empty locker rooms, late nights at bars, sharing hotel rooms. The opportunity had always presented itself, but Hunter had too much respect for both Stephanie and Shawn to put them in that position. 

So, he told Stephanie everything. He knew there was a chance that it wouldn’t work out with Shawn, that the blond could reject him, that his friendship with Kevin would likely be soured by him dating his ex. There were so many risks, but Hunter chose to follow his heart and not go through with the wedding.  

Things were awkward for a bit after that, even messier since Hunter was involved on the business side of WWE. But all wounds healed over time, though Shawn’s guilty conscience would never let him forget the role he played.  

“That’s different,” said Shawn. “They didn’t have all the facts-” 

“And neither do these idiots that talk shit about you today.” Shawn quieted, not having a decent rebuttal. “You want to know what else they say about me?” 

“No, Hunter. I get it-” 

“That I got a wrinkly forehead. I mean, it’s bad enough they come for my nose. But my forehead?! Now that’s going too far.” 

Hunter’s exaggerated rant had done exactly as intended – cracked a smile on Shawn’s face, a giggle bubbling in his throat before he burst into laughter.  

“How dare they,” Shawn teased. He cupped Hunter’s face in his hands, pulling him forward to kiss the man’s ‘wrinkly’ forehead, then the tip of his nose. His lips ghosted over Hunter’s, repeating his earlier sentiment, “I love you. All of you, you sexy man.” 

They wore matching smiles, their stretched age lines reflecting years of happiness. A lot had changed over time, but one thing that remained steady was their unwavering love for each other.  

Hunter placed his hand on the back of Shawn’s, gently voicing, “I need you to do something for me, ok?” Shawn nodded. “No more social media for a while. We can get someone to manage your accounts if you want, but you need a break, Shawn.” 

Hunter expected some pushback, but was surprised when Shawn gave a quiet, “Ok.” Shawn pressed their lips together, sharing a short, sweet kiss before resting his head back on Hunter’s shoulder. “I’m glad you’re home.” 

“Me too, Shawn. Me too.” 

They stayed like that for some time, two old men grateful to still be in each other’s lives, mind and bodies matured not just by time, but their decades-long fight for each other. In Hunter’s protective arms, those harsh comments that previously echoed in Shawn’s mind faded into the background. 

[oddballwriter]

"So I Went Out with This Guy"

Summary: You and Steven met on a dating app and went out on a date. It seemed nice by Steven is having doubts on if he did good or not after getting back home. It's by chance that he just happens to get his answer to his concerns placed at his lap. 

Warnings: It's mentioned that reader thought that Steven was going to ask to hook up, but that doesn't happen. Steven being a nervous man. Marc and Jake are there but they are honesty acting more as Steven's thoughts and play as no actual role in this. The reader is meant to be gender neutral, no mention of gender and pronouns used for them is they/them. 

Author’s Snip: This was inspired off of my scrolling through my insta reels and coming across a video of a girl talking about a date she just had.

I’ll shut up now. Enjoy!

"I'm not sure how well that went." Steven muttered to himself after walking through his flat's door and locking it behind him. "What's the matter? Didn't you say they were attractive?" Marc asked from the fold-in mirror. "They are. But- I don't know, I feel like the ending was a bit off." Steven explained as he walked over to the mirror to ponder with his headmate better, pausing for a moment at the last word to find the right word to use.

"Was it weird for me to ask them to come to my place on the first date? It sounded better when I thought about it. They said they admired my interests. I figured that it would be nice to have them come and see all my things." Steven anxiously rambled. "It was kind of forward." Marc admitted.

"Maybe they thought something was going to go on." Jake budded in in the reflection of the other side mirror. "What do you mean 'something'? We talked about my interests. That's something, isn't it?" Steven questioned. "No, no. You know, like, something was going to go on here." Jake hinted more clearly. Steven scoffed at the idea.

"Oh, Jake! Get your mind out of the gutter, will you? I would never do that! I wouldn't be such a brute that I'd try and have sex with someone on the first date!" Steven scolded. "Listen, I'm not saying that you would. But the dating scene isn't as great as you might be. Maybe they've seen enough first dates that that's something they expected you to ask for." Jake defended, "Maybe they were just waiting for the ball to drop.".

"Maybe..." Steven pondered. "Should I text them that I'm sorry if I made them uncomfortable?" he asked. "No. No, Steven. That would make it weirder." Marc suggested, "I mean what are you even going to say? "Sorry I didn't ask to have sex with you"? That sounds weird and out of no where." Marc questioned, bringing up a good point.

Steven sighed. He knew that the first date always felt off every once in a while. But he wasn't used to actually getting to have a first date so he just did what he knew and thought was good. And maybe it wasn't that bad to have you over and see his place since you had an interest in hearing about his hobbies and interests in Egyptian mythology. In all honesty, he liked you. He thought you were lovely and had a great personality, and would like to see you more. But that was him. For all he knew you could have decided that he just wasn't it for you.

It was a lot later in the night. Steven was on his phone scrolling through his only social media feed, which he only had because he wanted to see dumb memes and posts about his little interests. But at some point he came across a video.

It was a post you had made a few hours ago in which you were talking while doing what must have been your nightly routine before bed, starting right off the bat saying "So I went out with this guy," and continued from there.

"We matched on a dating app and had talked for a bit before setting up the actual date. I did see his whole profile for a bit when he came up and he seemed like a really cute guy, but I didn't really know anything more about him than what was there. We just messaged hi to each other and then I asked him when he was free." you explained. "So, we went to this cute little vegan place, cause he was vegan, and it was... nice." you say, with a pause between your last words. "Okay, that sounded like it wasn't. It was. It was really nice. The food was good. He was really sweet. But he was nervous, I could tell, even though he was trying not to be. He mentioned that he didn't go on dates a lot so maybe that's why." you clarify. "He was super sweet, though. He pulled out the chair for me and complimented me. Which I know is the bare minimum, but there was something about it that just..." you remark, doing a little fluttering gesture with your fingers where your stomach was.

"So while we, of course, talked while waiting for the waiter to come, wait for our food, and while having dinner about our hobbies and what we did. And we got on the topics of interests and I tell him mine. But, guys," you spoke before continuing.

"Okay so I asked him about any of his interests and he kind of goes on a tangent about his love for Egyptology and Egyptian mythos. And, listen, when a man starts going on a tangent and takes up most of the date time talking about said thing, I usually just nod along and hope that they stop and move on. But with him I actually listened because he just sounded so enthusiastic about it instead of the whole bragging attitude that most guys have." you explain. "But no. he was actually a really good talker with it and only really changed the subject when the waiter came back with our food and he decided to change the subject to something else since he'd been talking for a while." you praise.

You go on for a bit, just describing the whole date with little intervals where you would make a comment or remark. It felt a bit strange just seeing you talk about the date you were just on with him since you were sort of airing out what you thought and felt. Not really nitpicking. It seemed my like you were recording and posting just to be able to talk about it as you do all your routine.

"Now, you guys might judge me for this because I've mentioned before that I don't do hook ups on first dates. But at one point when we're waiting for the waiter to come back after we've paid the bill he asks, kind of out of no where, if I want to go to his place to see his collection of Egyptology stuff. Now, he didn't imply anything but I've had enough first dates with a handful of guys to know that when they ask you to come to their place, it's usually because they want some." you explain. "And I thought to myself, in that moment, am I down for it if it leads to that? And the answer was sure, if he wanted to." you defend.

So there was the answer. You were expecting him to try his cards at getting lucky tonight. But it did relieve him that you didn't actually feel pressured into doing it if he had and had come to the decision on your own consent beforehand.

"But no. He was nice and gentlemanly. He made me a cup of tea which was really sweet of him. And then after a while I left, and he actually waited outside with me for my ride, which, again, very gentlemanly of him. So..." you continue.

"I might text him and ask if he'd like to have a second date." you conclude.

"Let's go, hermano! You're all cleared for a second date!" Jake cheered in the back of their collective head. "Oh, thank goodness." Steven sighed in relief, "I thought I weirded them out too much." he commented.

"The only actual weird thing that happened," you voice in the video breaks through, causing everyone to stop their excitement. "...Was that when I ordered lentil soup as an appetizer for myself and my actual meal, he gave me this weird glance but stopped a literal second after he did it." you finish.

"I don't know what he has against bean soups but I guess if me and him become a thing I'll figure that out."

[strega-scripts]

strega headcanons pretty pleas e

OUUUU I SO GOT YOU

headcanons under the cut bc this got long

jin can be incredibly clingy towards takaya. he is very dependent on him and on vulnerable days he will have panic attacks if he doesn’t hear from takaya, fearing something happened to him.

none of strega really like physical contact. takaya will go feral if someone touches him without permission, but he does enjoy it with jin, and is often the one to instigate it with him.

jin watches/reads featherman !!

chidori does makeup on jin sometimes just for fun and to see what he’ll look like. sometimes she does a genuinely good job and sometimes she’ll purposely make him look dumb as hell.

chidori is very disconnected from her emotions, but manages to understand other people’s emotions more than her own.

chidori has a decent amount of lolita style dresses that she literally just stole from places during the dark hour.

takaya enjoys chess and card games !!

strega is constantly on the move and does not have one set place they stay at. they hop from hotels, motels, and sometimes warehouses if they have to.

during nights with no requests they sometimes like to play shitty ripoff versions of board games together.

jin and chidori are found family siblings !!!

takaya and jin are gay trans men, but i also sort of see jin being some sort of non-binary. chidori is a bi trans woman !!

jin uses neopronouns and xenopronouns !!

jin uses kaomojis , mostly online !!

takaya sometimes sends the other two random ass memes and most of them don’t even make sense. they’ll be having a serious convo over text and then takaya will just send jin the “I know what you are” dog or something.

jin , before they discovered sees , often played mmos alongside fuuka without actually knowing who she is. sometimes they’d be in guilds together, other times they’d be rivals.

takaya has a journal where he writes down like.. everything. including his experiences at the lab. this is also how , in a universe where he survives after nyx , he remembers everything after nyx is sealed.

all three of them are autistic !!

jin’s special interest is coding !!!!

in a universe where there’s no personas and everyone just has normal lives, takaya would be a librarian.

strega at one point viewer shinjiro as one of their own.

chidori enjoys gardening !!

i have even more !! i may make character specific posts for these sometime , ik i definitely didn’t touch on my chidori hcs enough

[organic-danganronpa-shitposts]

on another break bc burnout is hitting me like a brick i’m so sorry lmao

so this is a danganronpa text post blog obvi

please feel free submit your own textposts/incorrect quotes through the ask box :)

you can also send blank textposts for me to either fill in myself or you can request what characters i should use <3

PLEASE READ BEFORE SUBMITTING!!

i would prefer if you limit your submissions to 5 images or less (unless it’s like a comic or screenshots from a show that need to be in the same post) because if i use/there are too many characters. i won’t be able to fit all of them in the tags, because for some reason only the first 20 tags on a post will show up in searches.

(but if they’re are only a few characters in your textposts feel free to send more than 5, use your own judgement for this)

i don’t really care if you do send more than 5 images it’s just that i would prefer if you only send 5 per ask.

now this doesn’t mean you have to decide between images if you have more than 5 to send, feel free to send several asks if you need too, don’t worry abt spamming my inbox :)

and i don’t care if you submit an image i’ve already posted, i’m more than happy to remake them again with new characters.

a little about me :)

i’m 20 and currently in trade school

my favorite color is pink and my favorite video game is danganronpa ultra despair girls :)

i’ve been in fandom space for almost 10 years now (jeez im old) and i’ve been a danganronpa fan since 2019

i hope you enjoy my dumb memes and that you stick around for more <3

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my favs are: aoi - celestia - chihiro - fuyuhiko - gundham - hajime - hiyoko - ibuki - jataro - kazuichi - kiyotaka - komaru - leon - mahiru - masaru - mondo - nagisa - peko - ryoma - toko - yasuhiro

the ships i ship are: aoi/sakura - celestia/kyoko - fuyuhiko/hajime - fuyuhiko/kazuichi - hajime/nagito - hiyoko/mahiru - ibuki/mikan - ibuki/peko - gundham/kazuichi - kiyotaka/mondo - komaru/toko - ibuki/mikan/peko - gundham/kazuichi/sonia

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all submissions are under the tag #submissions!! and all non textposts are under #not a textpost

hugs and kisses - jello

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

help this post has infected my brain i can't stop thinking about some journalist ex-colleague of trent's just watching the entirety of richmond's football team + several members of the staff (including ted lasso) scoop him up and sprint across the pitch holding him aloft. this has so much comedic potential. im just picturing so many different like. tableaus. jan maas giving an absolutely stoic trent crimm a piggyback ride. exact same position but it's jamie tartt and trent crimm appears to be pointing directly ahead as tartt cackles and charges. they topple over. dani rojas has elected to carry him bridal style for some reason. sam obinsanya, who was supposed to be one of the reasonable ones, follows his example. one of the players has trent fully sitting on his shoulders somehow and somehow they don't fall. both the participating coaches (ted and beard) simply throw him over their shoulder and book it. for one of them he appears to be laughing loudly for the other his arms are crossed and he is making such a pointed expression of grumpy tolerance (like a cat who has been picked up and is resigned to it but he's not gonna like it!) that it is clearly exaggerated. trent makes exactly one (1) attempt to carry someone else (it's roy) and he actually does fairly well considering but they do end up sprawled on the grass and just. roy flat on his back staring at the sky, trent having half pushed himself up on his elbows, hair a complete mess, laughing. they're all arguing about times. there are fans sitting in on practice who can Just See All This. like. you know how there's like bullshit nothing articles about dumb shit? just. some "article" that's like "richmond appear to be doing wife-carrying races as training for some reason, and even more bafflingly, trent crimm appears to be the wife in question. anyway here's our top twenty photos of this because it is funny and weirdly wholesome." and then it's all over twitter for like three days. trent's ex-wife is texting him like "babe why are you a meme now". keeleys like "good news this is great pr! bad news [sends trent a candid shot of ted scooping him up unexpectedly and trent very obviously blushing]" and trents like "ah." some of the photos are hilariously blurred in motion. they're pretty much all smiling. forget about the realistic "but would they get criticism for not taking practice seriously" shhhh. everyone is enjoying this. it's about the wholesome nature of the whole team playing around and genuinely having fun together and also trent is too. formerly feared respected scary journalist cackling like a little kid while balanced precariously on the shoulders of a premiere league footballer. it's cute. it's also extremely funny. how did anyone find this dork scary

[deepdreamnights]

Wonka was Just Joking About What he was Going to do With the Black Cloud

And other Jank: A Midjourney Secret Horse preserve.

I've mentioned Midjourney's /describe feature on more than one occasion. It's basically a Midjourney specific clip-interrogator, where you feed it a picture and it spits out four prompts that, in theory, produced something along the lines of what you presented.

Thing is, /describe never really worked.

And that's why I love it. I enjoyed taking random images, /describing them, and then combining the results, which were like this (base image is the wonka meme template above):

1️⃣ wonka was just joking about what he was going to do with the black cloud, in the style of light purple and light orange, stylish costume design, bronzepunk 2️⃣ a man in a purple shirt and hat smiling at a computer screen, in the style of fanciful costume design, whirly, blink-and-you-miss-it detail, gritty elegance, celebrity and pop culture references, glorious, polka dot madness 3️⃣ a beautiful young man who pretends to be waldorf, in the style of purple and bronze, polka dot madness, contemporary candy-coated, clowncore 4️⃣ can you name the top 10 funniest quotes ever?, in the style of light purple and gold, movie still, polka dot madness, groovy, handsome, neo-victorian, character

Beautiful madness across the board, and the results when run (clockwise from top left, 1, 2, 3, 4)-

-are like when Google Translate first hit the scene and it was dumb as rocks, so you could get fun stuff by looping text through multiple translations to get wacky stuff. Eventually all the translators got good enough that stopped working, and no one archived the stupid version.

Which brings us to now, as MJ has launched a better version of /describe. I'll do some posts on its capabilities and improvements soonish (it's brand new), but they told us a month ago it was coming, and I took action.

More than 54,000 prompts worth of action

I can't archive the /describe feature as it was, but I could build a stockpile of prompts before the system changed, and I did. About half of these are ones I /described myself, the other half were gleaned from Midjourney's public creation discords.

These are all fully machine-generated prompts, so they're public domain by definition. All shared on a google sheets file.

Caveats:

They are no longer associated with their base images.

They are organized alphabetically.

As above, what comes out does not always reflect what went in.

Not every prompt generated by Midjourney's bot will run on midjourney without editing as sometimes /describe makes prompts that trigger their prompt censor. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If anyone wants to make a text-diffusion AI that generates prompts using the above as a dataset, go for it. Feel free to show off your results in the reblogs as well.

[alantea87]

So, I’ve clocked my first 24 hours with the Nokia 2660 Flip. Truly a flip-you to my iPhone and its addicting qualities. Nothing groundbreaking to use a dumb-phone, but I wanted to challenge myself again to rejoin reality and reconnect with my friends and family properly… by stripping back my use of technology to its bare essentials.

Why…

After many months of wanting to pull away from social media, WhatsApp and iOS, I was apprehensive yet elated at the very idea. What about the memes? Thirst posts? Corgis? I’d miss them all. But much needed clarity came crashing in: my iPhone had become my adult pacifier (or dummy for us Brits). Using your smartphone during times of boredom, times of stress, or times of wanting connection has become a habit of many. And, I was no exception. Especially the doom-scrolling for hours on end after work. Luckily, after some realisation… my emotions were at the mercy of this bloody thing. Not to mention the continued horrors of witnessing violence or harassment on Instagram reels - content like this seemingly slipping through censorship safeguards. I had enough and wanted to go back simpler times, even at the dismay of others. I finally bought my second dumb-phone in two years, but this time it was far more usable (bigger buttons, predictive texts, foldable display). I wanted to really try much harder in having an iPhone-less life, even if it created a touch more inconvenience.

Neck-deep…

Sometimes I feel that tech companies invent inconveniences in order to sell more solutions directly to you. And as someone who used to work at Apple’s Regent Street store years back (when the first iPhone was launched, mind you), Apple has turned into a capitalist nightmare. I miss their earlier days of really creating a tech solution to improve your life. Now it’s all about that coin and I forget I am neck-deep in their eco system and feel like I’m drowning in their “YOU’RE MY ELITE EMPLOYEE” energy, so I feel I have to keep on buying more. Yes, the integration of all of their devices work incredibly well. But sometimes I feel that innovation doesn’t always address your ability to connect (naturally) with other people. In fact, my self and a lot of my friends (at my age), now feel that modern technology hinders deep, meaningful connections e.g. good old face-to-face conversations in the real world. I think as a millennial (and listen up gen z), I forget that conversation in person is incredibly nuanced: one has to balance tone, emotion, inflection and practice patience. It involves drama and full expression - hands, legs and otherwise! Real connection. No avatars, no emojis, no hiding. Worst case scenario, make a phone call and use your voice. Having said that, I will have to practice what I preach now that it’s much harder to write big messages via SMS on an alphanumeric keypad, lol. I’m more likely to text “can I call you in a bit instead?”.

Current tech hoes…

I have in fact have not fully compromised my relationship with tech. I am using an iPad for emails and internet. Plus, I have resorted to using my Apple Watch as a “mp3 player” paired with my AirPods Pro 2s. I forgot that if you have an Apple Music sub, you can download songs/albums/playlists directly to your Apple Watch via Wi-Fi etc. Perfect for the gym and the commute. Because I am sure as hell that I won’t be touching those dodgy Temu-like music players on Amazon. Frankly, they look like they would crumble in your hand and would be carcinogenic. Remember guys, tech companies have turned once a useful tool (the smartphone) into a slot-machine in your hand. Your emotions are being played with and sometimes I did enjoy aspects of that (memes, targeted videos/content etc) but I say: no bloomin more. For now. Lol. Famous last words. I’m going to try and do two weeks minimum with my Nokia 2660 and see how I survive.

Challenges to expect…

Unlike the Nokia 2680 Flip (only sold in North America, I think) as a fancier operating system that allows WhatsApp and a stripped down version of Google Maps. GPS navigation on that version of the 2660 apparently works alright, but you wouldn’t be able to use it in car for driving (I don’t drive anyway). But my main concern about using a feature phone is that lack of mapping. And I chronically get lost in London, despite being born and raised in Hackney/Islington. So I do plan to use my iPhone (loaded up with a data eSIM) to use it like it was a good old TomTom. Sorry gen z, these were old standalone GPS screen/devices you retrofitted in your car. But only if I plan on going somewhere totally new. Otherwise, I will try and relearn the bus network (within reason, lol) and tube map relative to my needs. I kinda miss those days of printing out directions and/or relying on your actual brain to problem solve and to get your bearings. Other things I may or may not miss out on: QR code scanning/presenting, tube/weather updates, voice notes.

Final words…

Scaling back to a dumb-phone has actually already reduced my levels of anxiety, sense of disconnect or being part of comparison culture. The very act of adding in your contacts manually one-by-one like the 90s/2000s into a cellphone was quite therapeutic despite its novelty. I think you can import a vCard, but couldn’t be arsed. *Carrie Bradshaw voice* But then I thought to myself (as I typed each contact into my Nokia keypad): damn boy… do I only really have three (actual) friends?

Two books I am currently reading and recommend.

[krisssssssy]

Hey, I'm Krissy. I'm a writer, and I currently write fanfiction for FFXV. I'm obsessed with all things Final Fantasy, and I adore 6, 7, 8, 10, 10-2, 14, 15, and 16.

My main fixation is Ardyn from FFXV. I make a lot of dumb memes using tumblr text posts and pictures of Ardyn, who lives forever in my head.

Other fandoms I enjoy: Resident Evil, Star Wars, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Wheel of Time, Lord of the Rings, Obey Me!, JJK, and MHA.

Please mind the tags in my AO3 fics. Most of my fics include some elements of toxic/abusive relationships, kink, non-con, etc.

My Ongoing Fics:

Precarious Games - Ardyn Izunia/Reader - Explicit

You are a royal diplomat from Igdrothim, a region within the Niflheim Empire, sent to Gralea to gather information regarding the Emperor's strange behavior. You catch the eye of the newly appointed Chancellor Izunia, and are swept into his strange world of manipulation and intrigue. Despite his unsettling demeanor, you find yourself helplessly drawn to him - and will do whatever it takes to discover his many mysteries.

In the Shadow of the Six - God!Ardyn/Reader - Explicit/Non-Con - AU

You grew up on the pious, small Isle of Angelgard, where you worshiped the Six, and feared the mythical Adagium. After a bad storm, you find a new pathway among the caves, and discover Adagium may not be so mythical, after all…

The Light She Brings - Ardyn Izunia/Aera Mirus Fleuret - Mature - AU

Aera Mirus Fleuret has been promised to Somnus Lucis Caelum since before she was born. After Somnus ascends as Chosen King, Aera moves to the Citadel in Lucis to begin preparations to become Queen. Thrust into a life she does not want, she meets a stranger who reveals himself to be Adagium, the Shadowbringer, one of the Seven, and she begins to doubt the path laid out before her. This is a prequel story that belongs to the In the Shadow of the Six AU, though it can be read as a standalone fic.

Covenant of the Wicked - Ardyn Izunia/OC - Explicit

A fic set after the Fall, when Hanna Foxall, a hunter from Meldacio HQ, investigates her sister's disappearance, and becomes the target of a cult, left for dead outside Insomnia. She teams up with Ardyn, and they investigate, Hanna hoping to find her sister, Ardyn to ensure the Darkness is still his to control.

Completed Fics/One-Shots:

The Devil I Know - Ardyn Izunia/Reader - Explicit/Non-Con

You work as an assistant to a political advisor in Gralea. While working late one night, you bump into Chancellor Ardyn Izunia, who accuses you of being a spy, and you attempt to convince him of your innocence.

She Who Moves Heaven and Earth - Teen and Up - Ardyn Izunia/Aera Mirus Fleuret

Ardyn wakes after the events of Dawn of the Future, reunited with his beloved.

Other:

All of my work is posted to AO3, and you can find me at Krissssssy.

Thanks! I appreciate the support.

[catboylloyd]

Hello! Welcome here!

Please read all this before interacting with me or my posts!

Even though this is mainly kinky/feedism blog there won't be any suggestive photos or something like that! I will post here mainly random kink related thoughts, drawings, short stories and some dumb silly memes.

As I mentioned, the main topic of this blog is feedism (but there will probably be a lot of queer stuff too), so if you don't like this topics, it's okay, just please scroll away. Any comments that's only purpose is to be hateful will be ignored or deleted. All homophobic, transphobic, fatphobic, xenophobic etc. comments will be also deleted and if you would spread this type of hate under my post to often I would block you.

If any of you want to text me or send me asks you can of course I would be glad, but don't send me any pictures or arts without asking first, but if you just want to friendly talk you can definitely reach out to me, I would be really grateful for being able to talk with more nice (queer, but also not queer) people from feedism community.

Also even though there won't be any explicit stuff it would be better if minors won't interact with my posts and me, becouse of the topic of this blog.

I am begginer artist and I don't have any real education in drawing, so please keep that in mind and don't judge my drawings to hardly (but you can give me some constructive kindly written feedback of course, I wanna get better).

Thats probably all now, enjoy this blog and all the silly little kinky things my mind have and will came up with and if you would have any kind of question about me or about stuff on my blog don't be scared to reach out to me :3

[weldfists]

Indie ask/RP blog for Sett the Boss from League of Legends & Riot Games Selective | 21+ | Multi-fandom | Low Activity | Penned by Alfio

Anyone wants a piece of me, line forms right here.

Promo - Rules - Dossier - Headcanons - Memes - Verses

Mobile friendly rules under the cut.

-THIS blog can and will contain triggering material! Please follow at your own discretion!! I tag everything as best as I can and I’m hoping I can make this a comfortable experience for everyone. Some topics explored include but not limited to: PTSD, Familial Trauma, Abandonment Issues, Substance Abuse, Anger Issues, Anxiety, etc.

- ABSOLUTELY no God-modding/metagaming, the usual don’t be that person spiel you know. Also don’t be racist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, etc. Like for real it’ll be the fastest block you’ve ever seen.

- SEND me an ask or IM me if you’d like to start a thread! I’m not the best at plotting because I tend to be very vague but I’ll certainly try my best! Random interactions are fine as well too, I’d just prefer if you tagged me in a post instead of sending an ask for this one (doesn’t apply to inbox memes). I also don’t do welcome posts, but if you make one for me I’d be happy to respond!

- THAT being said I have the right to say no to certain plots/threads without a reason, most of the time though I might provide a reason. If I say no it doesn’t mean I don’t want to RP with you at all, just hit me with a few more ideas and we could figure something out!

- DUPLICATES are more than welcome! I have no problem with duplicates of muses I already RP with or even other Setts. I really enjoy reading everyone's unique take on their muses so the more the merrier!

- MAINS/EXCLUSIVES are something that I can practice if that's the preference of my role play partner. I'm not one to go out of my way to ask for this sort of thing though!

- THIS blog is multiship (each ship happening in it’s own universe) and I work with chemistry. But, I have a very big affinity towards Aphelios/Sett and Ezreal/Sett.

- AU’S and crossovers are totally cool with me! In fact I love ‘em. This also means I’m multi-fandom, yes! Just let me familiarize myself with your fandom for a bit while we plot.

- THREADS can be dropped if asked or even just dropped outright without any notification, I understand. I’ll probably also drop some threads too because sometimes I just can’t seem to muster up enough of my muse to continue ‘em but usually I’ll let you know!

- NSFW content can sometimes come up on this blog. More explicitly sexual content will be done under a read more. Sometimes I might push to a fade to black situation but I do want to get better at writing certain things. so I might try my hand at getting a little bit out of my comfort zone. That doesn’t mean I won’t let you know when I want a certain type of interaction to wrap up in a “fade to black” type of way. Depictions of violence/gore/drug use are a-okay and everything will be tagged accordingly.

- IF you want to continue an ask as a thread please move it to it’s own text post and tag me in it! It’s a lot easier to thread that way for me.

- MUN info: Hi I'm Alfio o/ I'm 26 and go by They/It pronouns. I'm the biggest thembo you'll ever meet and I'm full of heart and dumb of ass.

last updated. 6/23/2024

[ghostgirl2377]

So TikTok is getting banned in five days. I’m gonna download Rednote as soon as I figure out my Apple ID thingy. If the US doesn’t decide to ban the app before I can download it. Once I download Rednote I’ll update you guys. Hopefully soon. Or just not get the app who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️. But down below is if you need some reference to what the social media pages look like. I got them from TikTok because my camera rolls has loads “questionable images” and “concerning memes”

Warning! ⚠️ Yap fest below this point! You have been warned.

Oh! I got some fresh drawing bases from here and Pinterest. So stay tuned for lots of new drawings! Even though they will be Squid Games getting on the Gihun x Inho train and I can’t forget Thangyu and a whole bunch of other ships and Countryhuman related.

And then the last image is the progress of what I have of my logo for my main YouTube channel Ghostboy237. You can steal it if you please I don’t care and before you ask. I used Gacha life 2 and Procreate to draw and Apple finger pencil ™️. (I know how dirty minded that sounds.) yea I don’t own an Apple Pencil sadly.. 😔 or anything close to it. Or an iPad neither. I own an government cheese tablet. ™️ So I use my finger.

But HERE ME OUT! yes I understand the Gacha community in the past! But I’m not some cringey little seven year old girl who post dumb stuff on YouTube. And to some people it’s a “children’s game.” And that channel is going to be Gacha and animation. And it’s going to be mature content, like what I post here.

Anyways back to my logo. Once it’s fully completed I’ll post the speed paint. It’s all original and hand drawn by me.

My main YouTube channel link:

I’m not giving you Loona’s that’s because I don’t use it.

To dm me on discord

Here’s the link to my TWITTER account:

My instagram profile:

If the link don’t work my at me is ghostgirl2375

https://www.instagram.com/ghostgirl2375?igsh=MWg0bDB0eTN1aDdhcQ%3D%3D&utm_source=qr

Here’s the link to my main YouTube channel:

And I won’t give you loona’s because i barely use it.

Here’s my Pinterest profile link:

And I just got done posting something there! I just posted Mha Ivan. So go check him out! And you already have my deviantArt.

You saw the Gi hun and in ho picture right? Don’t ask where I found it. Just know it’s from here. So imagine that but a good handful in my camera roll. And that was a decent image.. your lucky so count your blessings. I didn’t show you r34. Or WORSE..

Mpreg… y-yes I’ve seen pictures of both of them with everything.. if you know what I mean. I’ll save you the horror of reading it. You’re welcome Anon.

So uh.. this might be my new home now since I’ve been on thin ice with Pinterest. Because god forbid I pin something of a DRAWN FICTIONAL CHARACTER! shirtless with pants on! it gets flagged as “adult content.” Then why even allow that content on your app! It’s an 12+ app! And I had to lie about my age on c.ai. Which I kinda find that a little sus. And plus on here you can write fanfic.. 😏 juicy fanfic! On Pinterest you can’t! Oh and fair warning.. I don’t have a filter. And cuss warning too. So as a running joke I have with my uncle and best friend.. you asshat! Now I couldn’t say half the ones we normally say because they sound a lot vulgar. 

As you can see from this post. That also comes to my language. So when I get angry about something or very interested I’ll run my mouth. *i laugh and they pulls out my wallet and glances up anon* oh no.. don’t you dare grab my wallet! I’m proud to curse on my tumblr! I can’t help it! It runs in the family. That parts true, it truly does.

[g3tj1nxed]

Indie ask/RP blog for Jinx the Loose Cannon from League of Legends & Riot Games Selective | 21+ | Multi-fandom | Low Activity | Penned by Alfio

Volatile explosives are a girl’s best friend!

Promo - Rules - Dossier - Headcanons - Memes - Verses

Mobile friendly rules under the cut.

-THIS blog can and will contain triggering material! Please follow at your own discretion!! I tag everything as best as I can and I’m hoping I can make this a comfortable experience for everyone. Some topics explored include but not limited to: PTSD, Familial Trauma, Abandonment Issues, Substance Abuse, Anger Issues, Anxiety, etc.

- ABSOLUTELY no God-modding/metagaming, the usual don’t be that person spiel you know. Also don’t be racist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, etc. Like for real it’ll be the fastest block you’ve ever seen.

- SEND me an ask or IM me if you’d like to start a thread! I’m not the best at plotting because I tend to be very vague but I’ll certainly try my best! Random interactions are fine as well too, I’d just prefer if you tagged me in a post instead of sending an ask for this one (doesn’t apply to inbox memes). I also don’t do welcome posts, but if you make one for me I’d be happy to respond!

- THAT being said I have the right to say no to certain plots/threads without a reason, most of the time though I might provide a reason. If I say no it doesn’t mean I don’t want to RP with you at all, just hit me with a few more ideas and we could figure something out!

- DUPLICATES are more than welcome! I have no problem with duplicates of muses I already RP with or even other Jinxs. I really enjoy reading everyone’s unique take on their muses so the more the merrier!

- MAINS/EXCLUSIVES are something that I can practice if that’s the preference of my role play partner. I’m not one to go out of my way to ask for this sort of thing though!

- THIS blog is multiship (each ship happening in it’s own universe) and I work with chemistry.

- AU’S and crossovers are totally cool with me! In fact I love ‘em. This also means I’m multi-fandom, yes! Just let me familiarize myself with your fandom for a bit while we plot.

- THREADS can be dropped if asked or even just dropped outright without any notification, I understand. I’ll probably also drop some threads too because sometimes I just can’t seem to muster up enough of my muse to continue ‘em but usually I’ll let you know!

- NSFW content can sometimes come up on this blog. More explicitly sexual content will be done under a read more. Sometimes I might push to a fade to black situation but I do want to get better at writing certain things. so I might try my hand at getting a little bit out of my comfort zone. That doesn’t mean I won’t let you know when I want a certain type of interaction to wrap up in a “fade to black” type of way. Depictions of violence/gore/drug use are a-okay and everything will be tagged accordingly.

- IF you want to continue an ask as a thread please move it to it’s own text post and tag me in it! It’s a lot easier to thread that way for me.

- MUN info: Hi I’m Alfio o/ I’m 26 and go by They/It pronouns. I’m the biggest thembo you’ll ever meet and I’m full of heart and dumb of ass.

[spectacles-house-of-horrors]

AND NOW...

A gallery, of all the dumb GIFs I've made with Aseprite and ScreenRecorder, in no particular order. Please enjoy the art and your complimentary Chardonnay.

Please listen to this song while admiring the artworks, we appreciate your courtesy.

(This compilation features one GIF with some pretty big blood and violence, so content warning for that.)

A take on the classic, 'This man, 🐟 react him' GIF. Featuring a Swarmer from the game Deep Rock Galactic. The server I made this and most of these GIFs is pretty big on the game.

A GIF made in response to a friend's repeated work incidents of people calling him "Ma'am." I chose Battle For Dream Island's Ruby slapping Balloon into instant death an appropriate comparison to the sharpness of the ma'ams.

GIF made after a pretty funny VC in a Discord server. One of my friends exclaimed this quote with such fury I made it into this GIF of Fanny from BFDI again. I even drew an emote of it.

Textless reaction GIF of Deimos and 2BDamned from Madness Combat backing away. Made into a GIF at the request of my friend Taur.

Yet another BFDI GIF, this time my friend Taur's character Cindy and her notoriously bad cooking were brought up in conversation. So I took the opportunity to add some text to this already existing GIF.

Never ending loop of the intro to Anger Foot's trailer. Given the same caption as a famous cat GIF. Made after showing a friend said trailer, as he quite likes silly cat memes like the Kicker GIFs.

I saw this GIF of a Hummingbird zooming right up in front of the camera, so I just added some text to it.

GIF made for a server after the heavily anticipated goals for Markiplier to release his tasteful nudes OnlyFans. The stock dancing of this GIF was just too perfect for the occasion. (Though we sadly never did such a thing.)

Someone posted this GIF of The Henchman from Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number using his special skateboard execution, so I took the opportunity to make it into a version of the 'Fuck you, eat Christmas Tree!!!' GIF that I was obsessed with at the time.

GIF made specifically for a rather Palm Tree OC filled server. Palm tree ladies that you can no longer have.

Saw this GIF on the PVZ Wiki showing the special effect of, the PVZ2C plant, Acidic Citrus' Plant Food in Big Wave Beach. I added this GIF and got barely any responses to it.

Another GIF about one of my friend Taur's OCs, this time Gleeberry, and her potentially disastrous Wonder Hugs. Made in the middle of marathoning The Amazing World Of Gumball.

Another GIF taken from a Fanon Wiki, specifically the one for Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion. This image of the parasitic Spooper's animation looks kinda strange on its own, so I just made this image as a joke, and no one commented on it.

Last and latest GIF made earlier this evening as of posting. Was watching some PVZ Heroes videos in nostalgia and saw Leaf Blower's unnecessarily hilarious death animation. So I gave a caption to really fit the severity of his screaming.

Thank you for taking this tour with us-me, thank you for taking this tour with me. I myself enjoyed this as another way to procrastinate instead of getting through my art block. Please leave your empty glasses in the woodchipper before you leave, and have a nice day!

-Spectacles' House Of Horrors