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civilization-illstayrighthere · 11 months

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I’ve been mildly obsessed w this song not only because it’s a very silly banger but also i can’t keep the idea out of my head that if V were to ask El Capitan where he could possibly buy a boat (THE most splashy, money-wasting thing you could potentially buy because by the time of 2077 all of the seas are filled with AI mines that make majority of sea travel prohibitive, so it’d literally only be used to cruise around Coronado bay, unless you’d want to pay an obscene amount to get it flown out to another body of water) he would refer him to an equally mulleted man simply known as Speed Boat Randy.

#stomping in a glass house #and now im trying to create a scenario where v would want to buy a boat #just to insert this one off OC named speed boat randy to sell it to him #i think my V would want to buy a boat to impress Kerry somehow (and also he loves going FAST)#there’d be tons of pics in the screamsheets of the two of them in swim wear showing off on this #hideously loud cigarillo speed boat bc v just likes to flex nuts via car/ boat conspicuous consumption #engram johnny would grumble but seemed placid near the water w v + Kerry nearby #i think he’d take some coaxing to get there when in a body #but would relent with the promise of a boat blowie from Kerry

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