#english grammar nerd Jean of course

[averagemartian]

"Oh this poor native french speaker with japanese as his second language wouldn't understand the intricacies of our complex english language, which he very much loves and gives a shit about"

⬆️ what people complaining about Jean going along with Cody's they/them pronouns sound to me

[xqueen-of-disasterx]

G!P Kate bishop where the reader surprises her by wearing a maid outfit?

Every girl get's her wish

Paring: afab!reader x amab!Kate

Warnings: SMUT, dom!Kate, sub!reader, amab!Kate, afab!reader, maid costumes, sexual role play, oral (K), unprotected sex, P in V, praise kink, degradation, facials, spanking, aftercare,

!Disclaimer English is not my first language so please excuse any grammar or spelling errors. This story is completely fictional!

Masterlist-

It all started with a stupid joke originating from out of all places TikTok. Not to say that Kate was down bad for cosplayers, but in secret she  certainly was after all Kate was nothing short of a massive nerd. When you sat next to her on the couch you got a good glance on her for you page. You quickly noticed her favouritism of girls in maid outfits; liking almost every video she saw. That's how you got the perfect idea for a little surprise; after all your girl had just made it as an avenger.  

You quickly bought one of the infamous costumes for yourself and when Kate felt for her training with Clint you put your plan into action. The costume hugged your body perfectly: the skirt ending just on your mid thigh revealing your panties whenever you would bend over. You wore her favourite set of white lingerie with little red strawberries underneath with some matching thigh highs. 

You positioned yourself next to the front door of your shared of your apartment waiting patiently for the arrival of your dear girlfriend. When she opened the door she dropped her gym bag out of pure shock; a good shock. You sat on the ground on your knees looking up at her through hooded eyes. "Fuck baby" she breathed out at your clear display of pure submission of the archer. "I cleaned and cooked, Ms. Bishop" The use of her last name made her feel powerful over you and it felt so good. So good she felt her cock straining in her  boxers.��

"Fuck I think dinner has to wait, you need to get your treat first" she chuckled her cheeks still reddened as she tried her best to play the role of a serious dom. Of course she had been in control but never like this. She grabbed your chin forcing your mouth open as you let your tongue out. You placed your hands on her thighs for support as you watched her hastily unbuckle her pants tugging them down with her boxers. Her cock stood proud against her lower stomach, the red tip already tripping with white pre cum. You were sure you had never seen her this hard before. 

You licked over her tip before taking the leaking tip in your hot mouth which forced the sweetest moans from the throat of the archer. You swirled your tongue around her tip taking her time to properly tease you until her release. Sadly she didn't have any of that roughly grabbing your head before trusting her entire length down your throat making you gag at the rough motion. Desperately you grabbed onto her behind forcing her to stay still for a few seconds.  

She let you adjust to the new penetration for a short while before she set a brutal pace. Kate never failed to make you gag with her rough motions. After a few thrusts your mascara was already rolling down your reddened cheeks which only made her want you more. She released small whimpers as she worked herself closer to her peak. One of your hands sneaked to her balls massaging them to make her cum sooner, which unsurprisingly worked. 

Kate pulled out of your throat jerking her shaft a few times as you put out your tongue and closing your eyes awaiting her load. With a loud groan she released all over your face not even trying to cum on your tongue. "Fuck baby girl, all messy huh?" she teased gently patting on your your cheek before grabbing your face squishing your face. "My little maid all dirty" She tugged her length into her pants again pulling up her jeans again. 

She grabbed your arm pulling you with her to the kitchen. "Bend over" She commanded this all dominant act which was completely new to her however you weren't complaining about it. Kate however still was very with this new role but she remembered the advice she had gotten from Nat, never show that you're nervous. Of course the assassin gave the advice Kate for combat but it worked surprisingly well there too. 

You applied to her wishes being over the marble kitchen counter the skirt rising up of course "Fuck you're such a slut" Kate had never used such lewd language with you but you couldn't lie it made you even wetter. "She pulled on your panties before letting it snap back on your sensitive pussy which made you cry out in pure lust. "Ms. Bishop please" You begged her for something, her mouth, her fingers her cock. You didn't care you just wanted her. 

She pushed away your panties before she slide her cold fingers through your dripping slit. Her experienced fingers found your clit rubbing your puffy clit which made you mewl as you could hardly keep your hips still. You could her her pulling her pants off giving herself a few more strokes to make her even harder. "I'll pull out" she playfully slapped your ass which made you cry out for her. You wanted her to cum inside but maybe another day you thought. 

You thoughts were cut short by her penis forcing it's tip inside your tight hole. She pushed inside of you without mercy making it hard for you to not cry out for her to slow down, but the pleasure was greater than the pain. "Sh, good girl" she cooed against your skin stilling inside of your tight heat to let you adjust to her. "You can start" you whimpered as you felt her being to trust inside of your pussy. 

"You're so, fuck, so fucking tight for me" She groaned before slapping your ass but not hard enough to sting "You're my little cock whore, fuck, you're made for my cock" She fastened her pace the roleplay had turned her into a whole other person. "Just for you Kate" You moaned your face smushed against the kitchen counter. Both of her hands gripped so hard on her hips that you were certain that it would leave behind bruises on your soft skin. 

"Are you gonna cum, baby" She asked as she felt your walls clamp around her length. "Y-yes, please let me cum" She was close to small droplets of sweat forming on her abs. "Cum with me" She pulled out one hand around her cock pumping her cock while the other was placed on your clit bringing you to an earth shattering orgasm which made you barely recognise her cumming over your cheeks. "Let's get you cleaned up my little maid" 

You leaned on Kate chest the warm water souring you relaxing your sore muscles. "Baby I thing that was the best idea you had in a long while" She chuckled kissing the top of your head "I know but you have to communicate wishes like that." She sighed letting her head fall back she was clearly blushing "I just thought you'd think that I would be some weird massive nerd or something" You shifted on her lap making the water around you move. "I would never never think like that" With that your lips meet hers.

:)

[viviansternwood]

Thank you for tagging me @raven-reyes-of-sunshine! <3 Tagging: @clxrkeblxke, @hedaalicia, @maddigriffin, @clarkgriffon, @clarkegriffintitties

1. What is your nickname? Kat

2. How old are you? 21

3. What is your birth month? may

4. What is your zodiac sign? taurus

5. What is your favorite color? blue

6. What’s your lucky number? 14. Don’t know why lol

7. Do you have any pets? nope :(

8. Where are you from? Southeast of England

9. How tall are you? 5′ 10″

10. What shoe size are you? 7/8

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? probably a hundred lol, I have a problem

12. Are you random? for sure

13. Last person you texted? a friend telling her I left the key in the pigeon hole for her, long story

14. Are you psychic in any way? not really, apart from that thing where you get a bad feeling about a particular person and it ends up being true

15. Last TV show watched? Love Island. I know it’s trash, don’t hate me!

16. Favorite movie? The Breakfast Club, always and forever

17. Favorite show from your childhood? I used to watch iCarly religiously

18. Do you want children? definitely

19. Do you want a church wedding? yes!

20. What is your religion? I’m Catholic 

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yep, had my appendix removed when I was 10, and then summer before last I had another surgery which, for the life of me, I can’t remember the name of

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? of course not i’m a lawyer lol

23. How is life? stressful but good (literally copying Elyse’s answer because it’s spot on)

24. Baths or showers? showers

25. What color socks are you wearing? white with frilly bits on top

26. Have you ever been famous? nah

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? definitely not. Too much work.

28. What type of music do you like? top chart would describe it best really

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? no, but maybe in the future lol

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? always two

31. What position do you usually sleep in? on my side

32. How big is your house? three bedroom and two bathroom house, I live with my mum and my sister

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? I always eat porridge

34. Have you ever left the country? Yes, been to quite a few countries in Europe and to the US

35. Have you ever tried archery? nope

36. Do you like anyone? nope

37. Favorite swear word? shoot (I don’t swear out loud, just in text lol)

38. When do you fall asleep? definitely after midnight

39. Do you have any scars? quite a few scars on my knees because I was the most active kid in the world, a scar from when my appendix was removed, and I think that’s it?

40. Sexual orientation? straight

41. Are you a good liar? I can be, but my sister can always tell when I’m lying

42. What languages would you like to learn? Spanish and Italian. Would love to.

43. Top 10 songs? they change too often, I’ve literally been listening to Cell Block Tango on repeat for the last few days

44. Do you like your country? I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else really

45. Do you have friends from the web? I have some great friends here! <3

46. What is your personality type? Does this mean MBTI? I’m an ESFP.

47. Hogwarts House? slytherin

48. Can you curl your tongue? yes

49. Pick one fictional character you can relate to? Jean Louise Finch from Go Set a Watchman.

50. Left or right handed? right

51. Are you scared of spiders? terrified. But I never want to kill them, so I have to do this thing where I get a plastic container and catch the spider, while shitting myself, and let it go outside

52. Favorite food? I really like sandwiches, that’s probably boring but oh well

53. Favorite foreign food? any Asian food really, unless it’s spicy, I can’t handle spicy food

54. Are you a clean or messy person? clean and a neat freak really

55. If you could switch your gender for a day, what would you do? no clue, i’d probably hate it

56. What color underwear? deep red

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? depends on whether I have to straighten my hair or not, I do it every other day. 30 minutes without straightening, and probably 40-45 with straightening.

58. Do you have much of an ego? not really lol

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? both

60. Do you talk to yourself? sometimes and it’s weird lol

61. Do you sing to yourself? constantly

62. Are you a good singer? yes, I took lessons for like 15 years of my life and my father’s actually a musician! :)

63. Biggest Fears? bees and wasps

64. Are you a gossip? I don’t like to bitch about people, but I like knowing other people’s secrets.

65. Are you a grammar nazi? yep

66. Do you have long or short hair? quite long, down to my boobs

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? I always forget three or four, usually Michigan or Delaware or something like that

68. Favorite school subject? english

69. Extrovert or Introvert? extrovert

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? nope

71. What makes you nervous? life?

72. Are you scared of the dark? a little

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? yes i’m a grammar nazi, read above

74. Are you ticklish? only my feet lol

75. Have you ever started a rumor? Nope

76. Have you ever been out of your home country? yes

77. Have you ever drank underage? I was 17 when I got drunk for the first time, it was not fun

78. Have you ever done drugs? nope

79. What do you fantasize about? being able to buy all the books in the world?

80. How many piercings do you have? one in each ear and the navel

81. Can you roll your R’s? I’m a native Russian speaker, naturally I can

82. How fast can you type? so I just did a test, got 95 words per minute, and that was me quite relaxed, so I guess pretty quick? Perks of being a law student, typing my way through life really

83. How fast can you run? i can run fast, but not for long

84. What color is your hair? light brown

85. What color are your eyes? mix of blue and green, it’s a rare but real thing, google it

86. What are you allergic to? not allergic to anything

87. Do you keep a journal? yes but I write in it once a month, if that

88. Are you depressed about anything? exams, but that’s it

89. Do you like your age? I preferred 18/19

90. What makes you angry? injustice, even the smallest kind of injustice has me fuming

91. Do you like your own name? yep

92. Did you ever get a foreign object up your nose? maybe like water when I dive or something, I don’t know

93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? a boy and a girl because I want two :)

94. What talents do you have? I have weirdly good memory for details, helps me remember quotes easily

95. Sun or moon? sun

96. How did you get your name? my mother’s a history nerd, and she wanted to name me after a Russian Empress, so my full name in Russian would be Yekaterina. I’m Ukrainian, so it changes to Kateryna. 

97. Are you religious? catholic, read above

98. Have you ever been to a therapist? nope

99. Color of your bedspread? mint green

100. Color of your room? light blue

[davvid-b]

Three dorks and a feeling || ModestNovaHD

I just had and au idea for modestnovahd and is like a high school au but centric to ((american)) football so obviously Aleks and James are the sports guys and Trevor is just the lonely art student that sometimes sits on the top bleachers as they train with his drawing book because there are a lot of beautiful trees and plants around the field and up there has a perfect view.

And day by day he starts to look more at those two boys than the nature as his drawing book gets fill with football balls, buff uniforms, a down curly hair and sunglasses with a cigarette along. He sees the way they are around each other, how they crave each other’s touch but they are in public and that’s “wrong”. Of course he gets piked on him after they noticed how much the ‘nerd’ look at them so much.

“Hey nerd, why do you come here every so often hm? What is your deal?” James said menacingly getting on Trevor’s personal space as Aleks, with a cigarette already lighted in his mouth, was looking at the scene unfold.

“I-i’m s-s-sorry i-i-”

“Today i feel pitiful, take this as a warning” Aleks said as he threw a look at James but he didn’t need as he immediately punched Trevor in the face knocking him on the floor.

A week pass and in those 5 days James and Aleks noticed how that nerd became a part of their routine by just being there, drawing with that ((cute)) concentrated look or when he was caught staring at one of them and he quickly turned his gaze back to his book with an ((adorable)) blushing face.

James has more of crush on the artist than Aleks does, and they don’t even know his name, but they both put the excuse of “we’ll let this nerd stay around to just make our homework” so they can keep him close.

The next Monday Trevor comes back as he missed drawing the nature of the place but you know why he really came for. He sits near a tree so they can’t notice him but the two players easily saw those ripped jeans because, everyday, they look for him on the bleachers. Training ends so Trevor is about to sneak out of the field but two figures step in his way and as he looks up he sees those beautiful but dangerous faces covering the son making them look like gods.

“Do you think you can hide from us?” this time it was Aleks asking menacingly.

Trevor looked at them with fear, not moving a mussel, as he knew how people end up if they made the duo mad.

“What is your name anyway artist?” James said with venom on his words.

“T-t-trevo-o-or”

“Well Trevor, if you like so much coming here, our territory, you will have to do something in exchange”

Trevor was already imagining the horrible things they’ll make him do like humiliate himself on public or help them with some illegal shit.

“We have an essay tomorrow, i’m guessing you already have done it so we expect ours to be finished by tomorrow” Aleks sed.

“Now get the fuck out of our way” James barked.

Trevor fidgetly walked pass them to his bike. How does he have a crush on those assholes? But then he thought about those genuine smiles they had while they talked to each other or those loving looks they threw to one another. How has he fallen so hard for two people that will never love him back? He was fucked.

3 weeks passed, Trevor was more stress than ever with triple the work and he already had several bruises on his back by the two assholes pinning him to the wall to threaten him; at first it worked, giving him a heart attack every time and he tried to get out of their grip but now he just lets it happen with a lifeless look on his face and always responding with okay.

Jackob and Asher tell him to stop doing what Aleks and James tell him to do but he says is not that big of a deal, plus, they would beat him up if he doesn’t do it. But that’s actually not true because they secretly are super in love with him. Some times they will sneak in between buildings and look through the art class’ windows to watch him paint with such passion or see him look at his phone and smile for some reason, oh that smile fluttered their stomachs with butterflies. It’s crazy how they’re in love with a nerd, but his their nerd.

One day somehow Trevor is in a big hurry and accidentally lives his drawing book on his table, James and Aleks know how important and private is for him, so they quickly grab it so no one else can.

They knew they shouldn’t look but they’re so curious on what he draws while training. At the start were a lot of types of plants and some body positions but then there was a drawing of their uniform but specifically their uniform, with their numbers, with them.

They flipped the page and there it was, James with his hair down drinking from his squiggly cup, also Aleks tying his shoos and in the next one was James again and the next one Aleks and also Aleks again and James again and the last one was them both sitting on the bench, talking to each other, they remembered being it an intimate moment, but they weren’t even mad because it was so beautifully drawn, you could even feel the softness of the moment. 

Under the drawing it sed ‘two cuties being soft’ with a little heart at the end. Their hearts were beating fast and the butterflies in their stomach increased. Could it be true? Does their nerd actually love them back?

They found a way to open his locker, living the book and a note on top with a time and a place, signed by J&A. Wen Trevor saw this the next day his face turned pail in horror. They have seen his drawings and want him to go after class to the football field that he knows for a fact they don’t train today. He’s dead, he’s gonna die today, goodbye world. 

The bell rings, making him get out of his thoughts to go to class. 

The day flies faster than usual for Trevor’s liking. He’s nervous, hell if he is! But let’s be real, his live isn’t that precious that he’s gonna miss it, so he grabs his bag and starts to go over the empty field.

James and Aleks sat on the top bleachers where Trevor always sits. Something felt wrong, they didn’t look pissed, on the i, they looked more nerves than Trevor.

“Oh hey, you’re already here” James said a little fidgety. Trevor sat on the row in front of them and seeing how they exchanged a look. 

 “Trevor, we know we aren’t considered to be the best kind of people but not all the rumors are true, we wouldn’t actually beat the shit out of someone except in serious circumstances, we do give a shit but just the important things, yes, we are in a relationship with each other as some people suspect and we think we are ready to show it to the world” James gives him a ‘get to the point already’ look “What this is all about is that we love you Trevor and we know it’s weird but we want to be on a relationship with you, the three of us, if you’re okay with it”

Trevor didn’t believe it. Was this actually happening? He had to be dreaming for sure.

“We understand if you don’t want to, we can just everythi-”

“Nonononono, i m-mean, yes, i wanna be with you two assholes” Trevor lined forward kissing both of them on the chick but James took his face and kissed him deeply and lovingly on the lips, when they broke apart Aleks joined too on the kissing party by kissing Trevor, it was more rough than James’ but it had the same amount of love on it. When they finished kissing James said “Then we pike you tomorrow night at seven?”

“What?”

“Our date” Aleks said with a bright smile on his face.

“Oh, o-okay” Trevor was already bushing “Where are you gonna take me?”

“That’s for you to discover”

I know, i know it’s a little shitty and i could definitely make it better but i’m really good at actually writing fanfics so for now you have this. Also English is not my first language so sorry for bad grammar. If you wanna actually make it a fic go ahead but pleas give credit for the idea. Thank you so much for reading, have a lovely day, Asher out!

[skiasurveys]

bold it bitch

My first name: A-F G-K L-P Q-Z

I love my name I hate my name My name is hard to pronounce My name is boring I have a nickname My age: I am considered a minor I am over 18 I am under 13 I am between the ages of 13 and 18 I wish I was older I wish I was younger I like my age I know how to drive I drink/smoke and I am underage My appearance: I have brown hair I have blonde hair I have black hair I have red hair I have an unnatural hair color I’ve dyed my hair before I’ve gotten highlights/lowlights before I have curly hair I have straight hair I have wavy hair I have frizzy hair I straighten my hair regularly I have brown eyes I have blue eyes I have gray eyes I have green eyes My eyes change color I use color contacts I have glasses I use regular contacts I got laser eye surgery. I am under 5’4” (160cm) I am over 5’4” (160 cm) I am under or on 5 foot (152cm) I am over or on 6 foot (183cm) I love my height I hate my height I am happy with my size I wish I was skinnier I wish I was a bit larger I am trying to lose weight I have gone on fad diets before I have taken diet pills and laxatives I have fasted before I have purged before I have/had an eating disorder My shoe size is a 3-5 My shoe size is 6-8 My shoe size is a 9 or above It’s hard for me to find shoes that fit Style/Makeup: I shop at stores like Abercrombie, Hollister, and American Eagle I shop at Wal-Mart/ASDA, Target, and K-Mart I shop at H&M , Zara , C&A , New Yorker and River Island I shop at used clothing stores I hate shopping I love shopping I own clothes I bought more than 5 years ago I own a designer purse I love over-sized tote bags I hate skinny jeans I wear high-waisted jeans Mary-Kate Olsen has good style I love buying shoes I own a pair of converse I love Uggs I love flip-flops I get my nails done regularly I wear perfume I hate pedicures I wear fake eyelashes I wear a lot of makeup I wear a small bit of makeup I don’t wear any makeup I wear eyeliner every day I wear lipstick every day I wear lip liner every day I love Burt’s Bees I feel uncomfortable wearing mini skirts I wear a lot of low cut shirts to show cleavage I like high heels I can’t walk in high heels I love wedges I love jeans I wear thongs and g-strings I wear granny panties I wear regular underwear I buy all of my bras from Victoria’s Secret I love Victoria’s Secret’s PINK line School: I am in middle school I am in high school I am in college/university I am a high school dropout I am home schooled I go to a private school I go to a Catholic school I have skipped a grade I have been held back a grade I have Honors marks I am in one or more advanced classes I am in regular classes My favourite class is English I love science I hate English I love math I am currently failing one or more classes I have straight A’s I have straight B’s I have C’s or D’s I get a variety of marks depending on my course I love my teachers I hate my teachers I want to graduate now I love high school I am in band, orchestra, or choir I am in one or more school clubs I am in school sports I am on a Varsity or JV team I am in drama club My friends: I have a best friend I have multiple best friends I have many acquaintances My friends are crazy but I love them My friends and I do everything together I have a lot of guy friends I have equal girl and guy friends I have had the same best friend since kindergarten My best friends change like I change my underwear My friends and I get into many fights Significant others: I have a boyfriend/girlfriend I am single I have hooked up with one or more guys I have never been in a real relationship I am straight I am gay I am bisexual I am boy-crazy I have dated a friend’s ex I am a virgin I have had sex before I have never been kissed I have had an abortion I was pregnant in high school I have/had an STD I am saving myself until marriage I am waiting for the right person to have sex with I lost my virginity when I was 13 or under I love tall people I would date someone shorter than me I focus on personality I love green eyes I love blue eyes  i fucking hate blue eyes  I don’t care about eye color Facial hair is sexy on boys Tattoos and piercings are sexy I love preps I love nerds I would date someone in the army Family: I love my parents My parents annoy me My parents are embarrassing My parents are strict My parents don’t care what I do I tell my parents everything I don’t tell my parents much I have 1+ brother(s) I have 1+ sister(s) I am the oldest I am in the middle I am the youngest I am an only child I have a sibling in college/university I babysit my siblings I love my grandparents One or more of my grandparents are alive I have family reunions Other stuff: I am a grammar nazi Chocolate is sex I am pro-choice I am pro-life I believe in evolution I believe in creation I am a Democrat I am a Republican I don’t know what I am I love Bush I check the computer daily I use MSN I love Facebook I love MySpace I love Twitter I love Tumblr I hate when people TYpE liiKe ThIIs 0r Th!$ oR tHiSsIsSSs I love Chinese food

[luminesce-nce]

Bold What’s True

My first name: A-F G-K L-P Q-Z I love my name I hate my name My name is hard to pronounce My name is boring I have a nickname My age:

14 I am considered a minor I am over 18 I am under 13 I am between the ages of 13 and 18 I wish I was older I wish I was younger I like my age I know how to drive I drink/smoke and I am underage My appearance:

I have blonde hair I have brown hair I have black hair I have red hair I have an unnatural hair color

I’ve dyed my hair before I’ve gotten highlights/lowlights before I have curly hair I have straight hair I have wavy hair I have frizzy hair I straighten my hair regularly I have blue eyes I have brown eyes I have gray eyes I have green eyes My eyes change color I use color contacts I have glasses I use regular contacts I got laser eye surgery. I am under 5’4” I am over 5’4” I love my height I hate my height I am happy with my size I wish I was skinnier I wish I was a bit larger I am trying to lose weight I have gone on fad diets before I have taken diet pills and laxatives I have fasted before I have purged before I have/had an eating disorder My shoe size is a 3-5 My shoe size is a 6-8 My shoe size is a 9 or above It’s hard for me to find shoes that fit

Style/Makeup: I shop at stores like Abercrombie, Hollister, and American Eagle I shop at Hot Topic I shop at stores like PacSun and Zumies I shop at stores like Bloomingdales and Saks I shop at stores like Forever 21 and Urban Outfitters I shop at Wal-Mart, Target, and K-Mart I love shopping I hate shopping I own clothes I bought more than 5 years ago I own a designer purse I love over sized tote bags I hate skinny jeans I wear high-waisted jeans Mary-Kate Olsen has good style I love buying shoes I own a pair of converse I love Uggs I love flip-flops I get my nails done regularly I wear purfume I hate pedicures I wear fake eyelashes I wear a lot of makeup I wear a small bit of makeup I don’t wear any makeup I wear lipstick every day I wear lip liner every day I love Burt’s Bees I would feel uncomfortable wearing mini skirts I wear a lot of low cut shirts to show cleavage I like high heels I can’t walk in high heels I love wedges I love jeans I wear thongs and g-strings I wear granny panties I wear regular underwear I buy all of my bras from Victoria’s Secret I love Victoria’s Secret’s PINK line School: I am in middle school I am in high school I am in college/university I am a high school dropout I am home schooled I go to a private school I go to a Catholic school I am in regular classes My favorite class is English I love science I hate English I love math I am currently failing one or more classes I have straight A’s

I have A’s and B’s

I have straight B’s I have C’s or D’s I get a variety of marks depending on my course I love my teachers I hate my teachers I want to graduate now I love high school I am in band or choir I am in school sports currently I am on a Varsity or JV team I am in drama club My friends: I have multiple best friends I have a best friend I have many acquaintances My friends are crazy but I love them My friends and I do everything together I have had a lot of guy friends I have equal girl and guy friends I have had the same best friend since kindergarten My best friends change like I change my underwear My friends and I get into many fights

Significant others: I have a boyfriend/girlfriend I am single

I am straight

I am gay

I am bisexual

I am boy-crazy

I am a virgin

I have had sex before I have never been kissed I have had an abortion I was pregnant in high school I have/had an STD I am saving myself until marriage I lost my virginity when I was 13 or under I love tall guys I would date someone shorter than me I focus on personality I love blue eyes I don’t care about eye color Facial hair is sexy on guys

Tattoos and piercings are sexy on boys I love preps I love nerds I would date someone in the army Family: I have 1+ brother(s)

I have 1+ sister(s) I am the oldest I am in the middle I am the youngest I am an only child I have a sibling in college/university I babysit my siblings Other stuff: I am a grammar nazi I love erasers Chocolate is sex I believe in evolution I believe in creation I am a Democrat I am a Republican I don’t know what I am I love Bush I check the computer daily I use MSN I love Facebook I love MySpace I love Twitter I love Tumblr I hate people that TYpE liiKe ThIIs 0r Th!$ oR tHiSsIsSSs I love Chinese food