#engineer's dad

[badolmen]

They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.

[homkamiro]

But daddy is not like that at all!

Bonus:

[father-killjoy]

As someone who’s lived in the Deep South their whole life, this drawing of Engie as a lil kid personally offends me.

I don’t know who that boy is, cause I know for a fact Engie was a chubby lil redneck child shooting at beercans and small animals with a BB gun he built himself.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt in Memes 5

Once more, have a prompt entirely in memes because I'm too lazy to properly write one right now lol.

[puppypuppypuppypuppy]

bullshit is all im capable of rn

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Bobby: C'mon we’re stealing this fire engine to help Athena. Buck, shocked: Wait, really? We're stealing together? Bobby, already tired: Yeah yeah, just get in and gloat about it later. Buck: Just wanted you to admit it.

[candycrushmaster9000]

I NEED to draw the mercs or I will die a horrible death

[lenny-link]

What are spy and Engie's feelings on sniper in the engiespy family dynamic...

sniper really likes to bug spy about being with his son whenever they meet lol

bonus ;P :

[punstars]

[cadavvera]

Cries and disappears into thin air.

[torao4577]

TF2 stuff from the darkest pits of my sick mind

COMICS #7 WYEN PLEASEE PLEES1SSEHGHFFH

Edit : I loved the 7th issue and I am satisfied

[shikariiin]

Some Funky trains

[theotherbuckley]

Dad!Buck 🥰

[prim-andferal]

Father figure coded, on less than 1,70m

[hononara]

babies

[leadenn]

I think before Scout knows Spy is his Dad, he thinks the guy is a dick and afterwards he'd be like a Kendrick Lamar level hater.

Spy says like anything negative about Scout and Scout is like, "If you gotta issue with how I am maybe take that shit up with my dad OH WAIT-"

And if Spy tried to insult Scout and Sniper's relationship, or he implies that Scout should do better than Sniper Scout's petty little ass is like, "Maybe I'd have a better taste in men if I had a FRICKIN' DAD-"

For the first three months after Scout finds out Spy is his Dad he targets the enemy Spy during matches so much that Miss Pauling has to tell him to cool it bc it's affecting his performance overall.

Also Engie probably is the closest thing Scout had to a Dad, I can see him teaching Scout how to do an oil change or how to tie a tie bc he thinks that's something a man Scout's age needs to know and he tells Scout "Great job, sport" after a match one time and Scout said "thanks Pop" and then after that he lies down on the ground in Sniper's van silently for like three hours.

It's the longest he has gone without talking without being asleep and Sniper is legitimately concerned for his well being and he snaps Scout out of it by being like "should I get Engie?" And Scout is like "DON'T YOU DARE-"