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(Headcanon) Super Fluff!: Benimaru, Obi, Hinawa, Karim x Reader As a Cat

What your life as a cat would be like if your owner was Benimaru, Obi, Hinawa, or Karim.

Original Request:

A/N: I made this as fluffy as I could XD Reader is a different kitten for each one. :)

Benimaru

How you met:

-He was sitting out on the patio in the backyard of the guardhouse, taking a break from filling out boring paperwork while snacking on some fresh mochi.

-He was about to take another bite when he heard something rustling in the bushes and paused to look over towards the tall wooden fence.

-He could hear something faintly meowing, as he leaned forward and squinted his eyes. 

-You had wandered in from your owner’s yard, which happened to be home to the same grandma that had made him the mochi.

-That’s when he saw a small fluffy ball of half-light grey and half white fur, crawl out from underneath the bushes. 

-When he called her over to take you back home, she said that her son had recently gotten you after getting married, but it turned out his wife was allergic to cats and had no choice but to look for a new owner.

-The grandma said she was simply too old and frail to take care of a cat, and had insisted that Benimaru was somehow destined to be the one to take care of you. 

Random Facts:

-At first, he liked being left alone in peace and quiet when duty wasn’t calling him, and actually wasn’t too keen on keeping something that would keep nagging in his ear for attention.

-But to his surprise, you were actually a good nap buddy.

-Whenever he would lie down to get some shut eye, you would quietly circle around your spot once, before curling into a ball and cuddling up against his side or climbing onto his chest, sometimes letting out the occasional yawn before you closed your eyes and drifted off together.

-He also thinks it’s cute how you stretch out your arms and limbs after waking up, and he’ll actually ask you if you had a good nap.

-If you did: You’d meow, and he’ll pat your fur from the middle of your forehead down to your tail.

-If you didn’t: You’d let out another yawn, and he’ll tell you to go back to sleep with him.

-Both of you like it when he lets you crawl into his haori, riding shotgun to wherever he has to go next (that is kitten safe of course).

-You guys played hide-n-seek once and he got worried when he turned the entire guardhouse upside down and still couldn’t find you.

-You actually fell asleep in the laundry basket when Konro found you.

-That’s how you ended up with a little golden bell dangling from the middle of your light blue collar.

-He thinks that dried cat food is like eating dried rabbit poop (idk how he knows this), and that wet cat food smells like spoiled fish.

-So he has Konro make your daily meals with only the freshest and healthiest ingredients for his, “little princess.” (He named you “princess” but only adds the ‘little,’ when you’re both alone, because everyone else would guarantee not to let him hear the end of it if they did.)

-He likes feeding you the juicy and sweet strawberries from the center of his daifuku, to which you happily oblige.

-He likes staring at you while playing with your ears. 

Obi

How you met:

-Despite how he looked, he was more of a cat person.

-He was at the local pet store to pick up more food for his pet goldfish when he saw you speeding around the other cats in a game of tag, in the little playpen the store’s owner had set up near the entrance.

-He liked how this adorable creamsicle-furred kitten was so carefree and happily playing around with its friends.

-You were like the little ball of energy he needed in his mundane bachelor life. 

Random Facts:

-He likes how your brightly colored fur looks even more orange in the sunlight.

-He got you an orange colored collar to match the color of your fur and the fact that you liked the smell of oranges.

-You like it when he feeds you wedges of sweet tangerines from time to time.

-He named you “mittens” because of your fluffy white paws.

-You like sitting on his stomach or on top of the barbell when he’s working out.

-He got you your very own cat wheel so you work out with him.

-He always buys you the newest cat toys.

-You like riding on top of the Roomba when it’s vacuum day.

-You like it when he takes you to work with him because Shinra and Maki are the only ones besides Obi, that can keep up and play with you until it’s time to go home.

-You like bathing in the sunlight while he’s out on the front yard or at the beach, trying to get his tan on.

-He’s actually pretty good at skateboarding, and you like riding between his feet on the board.

-He’s trying to get you to ride with him on a surfboard, but you don’t see that happening any time soon.

-You earned the nickname “speed racer,” from the time you were running around the office and zoomed across all the desks, sending the paperwork flying all over the place.

-Both of you like it when you’re both at home sitting on the sofa and he puts on a good action movie.

-Both of you agree that the “Rush Hour” movie series, are your favorite movies to watch over and over again.

Hinawa

How you met:

-Your previous owners had turned infernals and sadly died when company seven was the ones to put them to rest.

-Hinawa rescued you from your burning home.

-You were feeling scared, lonely, and sad as Hinawa carried you out; and the way you looked up at him with your big round eyes, he couldn’t bear to give you up to the local animal shelter. 

Random Facts:

-He named you “angel” because of the disaster you miraculously survived, and because of your pure white fur.

-Hinawa lets you pick your collar for the day, between either the white or pink one, both with a small metal heart hanging from the middle.

-He was patient with letting you adjust to him and your new home.

-He actually took a week off from work to spend time with you.

-You loved the smell of the delicious food he would cook both at home and at work, and had your own designated space on the counter so you could watch.

-He would place your homemade cat-friendly food in the pretty dishes he had bought for you.

-He would always say that, “taste is half the battle, the other half is presentation.”

-You like crawling under his hats and walking around with them.

-You like crawling around his paperwork and keyboard when he looks like he could use a break.

-He sighed at first, but found it cute how you walked into the stamp pad filled with black ink, and left your paw prints all over the place.

-He likes uploading photos onto the company website, of just you, or with small random objects on your head.

-Both of you like it when you nap on his lap while he’s reading manga at home or at a manga café that allows pets.

-If they don’t, he’ll try to sneak in with you under his hat, claiming it’s a hat that happens to look like a cat is sleeping under it.

Karim

How you met:

-His neighbor’s cat had given birth, and he went there with the intention of only dropping off some blankets he no longer needed.

-He kneeled down to spread them out onto the ground, when a new born kitten with fur that looked like a caramel mocha latte, shakily crawled towards him with its eyes still closed.

-“Aww, I think she likes you.” Karim wasn’t the best with animals, completely disagreeing with the owner’s statement; when you decided to crawl onto his lap, and meowed so preciously.

-He sat like an ice sculpture not knowing what to do, when the owner scooped you up in her hands and showed Karim how to hold you.

-When you licked his face and purred as he held you, he was in kitty love. 

Random Facts:

-He took FOREVER trying to come up with your name.

-The old man that was in charge of engraving a pet’s name on their collar at the pet store, said it was confusing if Karim kept repeating the same name on the collar, and because 20 letters would no way fit.

-He finally settled on “brownie,” because of the color of your furred patches.

-He bought you a grayish-blue collar because it matched the color of his hair, and added a little sparkly star accessory to your collar.

-He asked the veterinarian almost a 100 questions because he had no idea of how to take care of a cat.

-He isn’t as nervous as a wreck as he was before with taking care of you.

-After a few years, you were just the right size to crawl from one of his shoulders to the other, and settled on sitting on his head.

-He could watch you run around his room all day.

-Both of you like it when he lets you lie down on his pillow, as you curl into the crook of his neck, and he turns on some soft music for you.

-Though he can’t feed you chocolate like your namesake, he’ll feed you frozen berries and thinks it’s cute how some of the juice from the berries got on parts of your white fur; making you look like a “berried kitty berry.”

-Captain Burns has a big soft spot for you, and likes to play with you when he should be working.

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Can you make P and R (sfw) with Beni? Thank you. Love your fics 💞💞

Why you sure can darlin!

SFW P and R for Beni under the cut!

Shinmon Benimaru

SFW Letters: P, R

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Honestly, despite his hot-tempered reputation, I think Beni is a lot slower to anger than one would expect, especially with those he loves. If you’re in his tight circle it takes ~a lot~ to really get him PISSED, something like a betrayal or something that would put other people in danger, and that would be next to impossible to come back from if it were true. He strikes me as a strict “fool me once, you’ll never have the opportunity to do it again,” type. His trust is hard won and hard lost, but once gone it’s likely forever.

He may get an attitude or be snappy if he’s in a particular mood, but as he matures he learns how damaging it can be and how to curb it. If he knows you’re expecting anger he may get performatively pissy, but generally he’ll scoff things off and move along - which, if you’re anything like me, would just end up pissing *you* off.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

I think it would be one of the first times he realized he really had feelings for you. The first time he saw you dressed up, looking beautiful with the sun shining through your hair making it look like a halo; or having caught you sleeping, the moment your sleepy eyes opened and met his, your cheeks rosy and hair splayed every which way, a jarringly intimate moment. Or the first time you really impressed him with your skills, whether they be physical prowess or standing over the fire in an apron cooking up something delicious like a pro. He’d remember his fingers twitching with the urge to touch you, his stomach rolling with a wave of excitement and uncertainty, the unfamiliar thundering of his heart.

[pururin]

[thinkillwatchitburn]

Hi! Can I make an interesting request: Captain Obi x Princess Hibana slowly realizing they have feelings for each other OR arguing so much that they end up flirting. It can be SFW or NSFW :)

OMG

Okay so I’ve definitely had some thoughts visa-vie Obi/Hibana.

I know - wait, SPOILER!!!! I DONT KNOW HOW TO HIDE TEXT CAUSE IM FOSSIL BUT IF YOU HAVENT READ MANGA DON’T READ PAST THIS TEXT***************: Anyway, I know when Iris (that little shit 😏😏😏😂) implicates a potential relationship between Hibana and Obi, Hibana doesn’t really even respond beyond an expression like “.... hm???” And Obi just says, basically, “but... that would be weird wouldn’t it? I’m too old for her, aren’t I?”

PERSONALLY - I don’t think he is. He’s, what, 32? And Hibana is, what, 20? And beyond being well beyond “legal age”... she’s been in charge of an entire company for... how long?? She’s highly capable, and Obi honestly has the same fire and just goodness that Shinra has. Shinra is just, innocently good. He has ~~impure~~ thoughts or whatever but his heart has always been so purely loving, as an older teenage boy he’s obviously HIGHLY interested in sex and I’m sure Hibana picks this up - but if she were to go after what was really, like, *best* for her??

Look, Shinra is an amazing person and I cannot say enough how much I admire and am inspired by his dedication and loyalty. Even if I originally thought his drive for “hero-dom” was corny... of anyone can fit that role it’s him. Hands down.

But Obi... look. This mufugger is technically unpowered but literally TURNED HIS BODY INTO A WEAPON. Not even just all Jean-Claude Van-Damme-ie (did I just date myself? LOLOL) but legit... a weapon against people who have supernatural pyrotechnic abilities - AND HE COULD 100% BE BURNED ALIVE, HAS NO IMMUNITY, BUT STILL WHOOPS. ACTUAL. A S S

How do you be so literally physically and mentally strong that you can fight fire-gods on the reg and WIN???

And despite his just pure brute strength .... HES A GOOD PERSON

He values human life, he’s un-prejudiced, kind, fair, forgiving, loving... and he yearns so much for a family.

And honestly despite how much Hibana doth protest...

She’s SO soft. It wasn’t that Shinra laid her ass out.... it’s that Shinra did *only* what he had to do to make her listen. But he made it clear his main and only objective was getting her to see reason - to see love and loyalty and the value therein. THAT was what she lost her shit over, not his brute strength or even THAT he stood up to her.... it’s *why*. And that, for the first time, he was somebody who didn’t WANT anything from her. Not to challenge her, or use her, or ogle at her. He saw her as a fellow human being, and all the qualities therein, despite the hard, cold, MEAN facade she put up.

But Shinra is young. He would be fun... but he wouldn’t be fulfilling. Not to someone who’s had people’s lives on their shoulders. Not to someone who’s been through what Hibana’s been through. (*********SIDENOTE: if Shinra/Hibana is your ship PLEASEPLEASE don’t feel like I’m shitting on their relationship. I 100% can see the draw and potential of the whole thing, but this is in relation to Hibana seeking love outside of Shinra... I 100% support Shinra-x-Hibana. 🥰)

But Obi.... he’s got that maturity I think would mesh well with Hibana. I think if they were to interact closely, there’s no way in hell he’d ever tolerate that shit she pulls with her own company. He’d put her ass back in her place with the quickness. He’s just a naturally dominant person, not in any flashy way or anything. People just fall in line behind him, he gives the air that he knows what he’s doing and is completely competent. He’s a total beefcake (which tbh I think Hibana would appreciate), but he’s also smart, calculated, and cunning... but never uses that to deceive or wield power. She’d appreciate that SO much, learning that “falling in line” doesn’t have to mean being degraded or feeling less-than. It can also mean being appreciated and protected, having someone competent watching your back.

So yeah, bottom line I think Hibana/Obi is a GREAT match, I think they have a lot of take-no-bullshit qualities the other needs and would really temper each other well. I think they could really do great things for each other 🥰

[theartarmature]

"Get away from my patients!”

A Fire Force oc! Yasu Ouchi, a doctor within the Asakusa District and a Second Generation. The fires she controls always take in the shape of butterflies, and she can attack in swarms or projectiles. 

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Cuddles headcanons with our dear konro?🥺💕

Mmmm you know, cuddles with our big, soft Konro sound just about perfect right now…

So, in my head, I imagine Konro kind of… puts off a lot of heat without retaining a lot of it, if that makes sense? So he stays bundled up in layers that allow his body to both breathe and accumulate its own heat, and the air around him is warm and a little humid and smells strongly of him. He tends to kind of radiate a steamy heat, but he (and his fingers, toes, and nose) feel cold almost constantly, like he can’t quite stay warm enough.

… Until, lying bundled together for the first time, he feels the heat coming off your body heating his cool, clammy skin, wrapped loosely in the layers of linens and blankets. Like a hot bath on a cold day he leans deeper, closer to your body until you’re halfway off the futon, half your face buried in the pillow as he practically climbs atop your back, his body slung far enough over yours he could wrap you up between his legs and arms, entirely consumed by your existence. His hot breath puffs rhythmically from his nose across your ear and cheek as he nuzzles deeper into you, squeezing you against him in an iron grip.

Sometimes he does forget how those protruding bones dig bruises into soft tissues. 😞 But, with time and practice, Konro quickly re-learns his limitations and obstacles… as well as his new favorites and go-to moves.

He also definitely whines like the babiest baby if he’s finally warm and cuddly and you DARE disturb the blankets/air around him. Also understand that his body temperature is now directly your responsibility, so basically you’ve developed a 200lb growth to your side/back/front/wherever he’s attached himself until he’s fallen deeply enough asleep to move… a little. If you had to pee, well… you don’t anymore. 🙃

Outside of his own primal drive for all that warm and soft, he’s always, always down to provide some support cuddles of whatever flavor you’re needing. You sad? He sad snug with the soft caress and squeezy hugs and his best dad/leader/lover/savior-complex-thing pep-talk he’s got in him - muttered soft and low in your ear, tickling enough of those tiny hairs to send goosebumps over your skin. You happy? He snuggle-squeeze and tickle til you beg him to stop between giggles (or unhinged cackles lbr). You feelin spicy? Well, he’s got some choice restraints for that situation too ☺️

Even in stolen moments, caught in passing or, especially, those rare handfuls of a moment alone, are spent tucked away wrapped up in each other, bodies pressed so close they share an atmosphere, breathing and panting together as a single entity.

Look. That man is so soft and always has been, even when Hibachi’s hard ass was running the show. There’s *always* been something soft and nurturing about him, even under that manic-ass grin and undoubtedly scary, unhinged temper (lbh we’ve definitely seen glimmers here and there, even WITH tephrosis. Can you imagine??? JUST). I have no doubts that he’s touch AND attention starved, but also struggles with self-worth and feeling deserving of your love. Stubborn old fool is probably a tough nut to crack, prickling at being challenged but requiring that challenge to grow enough to accept his happy ending.

Anyway, tl;dr Konro - much like the stray pup he raised trained - considers everything worth putting effort into equally important, from work to play, swordplay to snuggles, the Big Talks down to his own cup of tea; this big boy is all-in and, at this point, knows what he likes and how to get it. For the most part. Or he likes to think he does, at least 😜

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Hi😊

If your sfw alphabet request is still open can I please have j, i and L for joker please??

You sure can suga!!

SFW Alphabet J, I, & L for Joker under the cut!

Joker/52

SFW Alphabet Letter: I = I Love You

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Unlike jealousy below, I think the love shared between intimate partners was likely right up there with the familial bond that he coveted as a youth. Prowling the streets in shadow and darkness he’d watch from afar, bitter reality biting at a sweetness that felt like a fantasy, so close but so far away, always just out of reach.

Most likely it crept up on him one day, quite a ways into your affair. The two of you were doing something mundane, maybe cooking dinner together or taking care of chores, something most normal people wouldn’t even recall at the end of the day. But he’d watched that happy couple hanging laundry, his eyes on her hips, the mischief in her grin, the instinctive urge for closeness, all the gratuitous touches - and suddenly recognized the “fantasy” playing out around him. So this is what living in the light feels like?

He probably says it aloud then and there, startling both of you. “I love you…” he says, deadpan, probably in a little shock while his brain struggles to catch up. The two of you stare at each other, dumbfounded, until the moment stretches on a heartbeat too long and he starts to panic inside, sure he’d misread the situation and fucked up EVERYTHING.

Halfway through his next breath is the best time to smother the waterfall of words about to flow before they start, preferably with your face although I doubt he’s really too picky 😅

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Honestly... I think Joker is surprised by the jealousy he feels over you.

Initially, I think, he can’t even fathom jealousy. He’s very, very much about personal agency and the thought of “possessing” one’s partner seemed foreign to him....

Until he saw someone flirting with you... and you didn’t immediately brush them aside. Instead, you seemed *pleased* by their attention.... what the fuck?

Joker is as confused as he is irate. You’re only supposed to want him, right??? Especially since you’ve been intimate together....

He follows you with hawk-eyes, swooping in to question you the absolute FIRST moment you are alone.

“You wanted them, didn’t you?” He asks, unable to look you in the eye. He takes your scoff as an affront. “Is this funny?”

You try hard to hide your triumphant grin, tickled with the idea that he cares so much about you.

“I don’t know how you expect me to see *anyone* else with you in the way?” You say, grinning unapologetically at his sour face. He looks so bashful your heart sinks in your chest. “You know you’re the only one I ever see, right?”

He scoffs and toes at the dirt, hoping you’ll dive against his chest the way you do, squeezing his rib cage against yourself. He sighs against you, nuzzling his face into your neck. As you smile against his skin you mutter, “YOU are the *only* one I see.” You sigh, and he melts. “…Stupid.”

“Pfft.”

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

I’m gonna be real honest here…. Kids kinda freak Joker out.

At least at first.

He doesn’t even know what to do with adults, his own peers, let alone small, sticky, grabby creatures that always seem to… NEED something.

But give him a little time - and trust that he will * l o a t h e * every single second of it, I’m sorry but it’s true - and he’ll figure out a healthy balance. He will. The kid/s will live - and probably come out the other side absolutely adoring Uncle Jo - and ultimately that’s all that matters, right? 👀

Expect that initial panic (Oh god these are small needy PEOPLE wtf are you DOING DON’T LEAVE ME), followed by general apathy (until it’s clear that won’t work), bribery (either until they leave or until he learns the consequences of that particular trick), excessive discipline (I said sit there and do not MOVE… you have to pee? I don’t believe you, sit DOWN), and, lastly, his final form: the puppy dog (I gave them candy and soda! What? Look how happy they are! Cute little assholes….)

Turns out, secretly, Joker does *great* with kids and doesn’t even realize it…. Even without the candy and soda. Next time you come back to him watching the kids they’re climbing all over him. Or chasing his cackling ass, a quick “Shh!” tossed at you as you walk in the door and stumble upon his not-very-good hiding spot, the kids cackling somewhere in the distance as they seek their Very Dark captor babysitter.

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Can I please request SFW Alphabet for Obi?

B, F, L!

Thank you for doing this

Oh man, I have such a soft spot for Obi 🥺 in a world where Konro didn’t exist, Captain Obi would absolutely be my husband. Hands down.

Akitaru Obi

SFW Alphabet Letters: B, F, L

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Akitaru Obi is hands-down the best friend you could ever ask for. No matter how busy he is with world-shattering missions, he never fails to find time for his friends. He’s the friend who pops in whenever he has the chance, taking whatever moments he has to spare just to hear what’s going on in your little corner of the world. How are you feeling? How are you resting? Have you eaten anything substantial lately? What’s troubling your mind, and how can I help? No, I mean, how can I actually help? Because he WILL do whatever is in his power to help you, no matter how small you’re convinced your problem is. If he catches you snoozing on the job not only will you not likely be in trouble (he knows better than to believe any of his people would intentionally sleep on the job), he’ll probably grab a blanket to wrap around you and maybe even something soft to pick your head up and plop it down on - if he doesn’t straight up fireman-carry your ass to bed.

F = Fiancée (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Akitaru Obi is another man who, once his desires are set in his sights, he doesn’t waste time locking it down. I think with the end of the world imminent he’d be more likely to hesitate, but I also think that caution that gives him pause might also drive him forward in his pursuit once he’s sure about it… convincing himself it’s even plausible is going to be the challenge. As a protector he would have a natural instinct to shield you from the very likely pain of his death, even if you work in a similar field to him.

However. He’s still a man, and what greater temptation could there be than soft arms beckoning him away from the bitter world he’s come to know? Even a beacon of hope falters sometimes, but the second he realizes how your beating heart against his chest renews his spirit, he’s convinced marrying you is the only thing left that makes any sense. After all, who knows better where this hell of a world is headed than him? Why waste the precious time he’s been given, especially when it means spreading his happiness to the community (and world) that he loves?

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

This man ~ L O V E S ~ children.

Playing the deadpan-gone-psycho is his favorite, addressing the children around him like his own crew - until he breaks down in maniacal laughter as he stomps after them, threatening to GET THEM as they cackle and flee in every direction.

He wants to be a hardass, he really does, but good god have you LOOKED at their FACES?! Just 🥺

The softest softie to ever soft. Catch him napping with them, sprawled out on the floor with a tiny person attached to every soft surface: legs, arms, chest, shoulders, belly…. He’s a breathing mattress and he’s okay with that. Just, shhh, try not to wake them, he’s really not sure he can keep up anymore today 😳 really HE needed a nap, the kids being quiet was just a bonus…

[think-ill-watch-it-burn]

Hi! May I request for sfw alphabet I, please? For Beni x Konro, if you could! I love all your headcanons <3

Aww thank you my love!!!! I’m so happy to hear that!!

Beni x Konro SFW letter I after the cut!

Benimaru x Konro

SFW Alphabet Letter: I = I Love You

Platonically - Beni always understood Konro loved him, even more so than his adoptive father… maybe even despite him. He didn’t really understand it, but Konro was always soft to him, even when nobody else had ever been. If anyone had taught him empathy and compassion it was Konro, even with his hardass attitude and the beat downs delivered by Konro’s frustrated hands. Benimaru was a bull-headed fool, stubborn and insolent to the very end… but Konro refused to let him be swallowed by his own pride, whatever that meant. So he worked hard to keep Beni’s monstrous potential in check, no matter how Konro felt personally, determined to raise Beni into the vision he and their master saw for him.

Romantically - Konro had almost said it aloud, caught up in a particularly tender and vulnerable moment between him and Beni. With a start his mouth snapped shut and he stormed away, allowing Benimaru to believe he’d left in anger as his brain reeled with the actual thoughts that had driven him away. Unused to losing control over any aspect of himself, his own feelings scared him, the image of himself in the Big Brother/Master role tainted by the swelling in his chest when he caught the look of adoration in Beni’s face and realized he was returning it with his whole being. Out of a sense of responsibility (and shame) Konro hides his feelings behind gruffness and apathy, succeeding until Beni tired of the game and called him out directly their first moment alone.

I think it would take quite a bit of persistence on Beni’s part to convince Konro to let his walls down enough to admit his feelings, especially for someone like Konro who believes his “two-bit” life is worth so, so much less than Beni’s, and just how important Beni is to the town he’s loved and protected his whole life. Knowing exactly what admitting his feelings (and allowing Beni to admit his) would potentially cause, he’d deny it with everything he had, until he physically could not any longer. If anyone in canon-verse is stubborn and insistent enough to push past his barriers it’s Beni - I think even in a world where their relationship is *strictly* platonic, Beni would be a huge catalyst to Konro actually letting someone in enough to fall in love, stubborn ass. Both of ‘em. Good grief.

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SFW Alphabet

OH HI AGAIN FRENS!

So, I’ve had a couple requests for an SFW Alphabet (😘) and so I finally went and researched it... and I was not prepared for cuteness 😭😭🥰

And here we are officially!

Currently taking requests for all characters! As always you’re welcome to request as many letters as you’d like, but keep in mind the fewer letters in one request the quicker I can answer!

SFW Alphabet

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

F = Fiancée (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Requests are ~OPEN~

[thinkillwatchitburn]

Hi! Glad to meet you! You like Konro, so how do you think would he be like when sick? Would he pretend everything is fine or actually let his s/o take care of him? I wish you a lot of inspiration and fun while writing!

Hi anon!!! Glad to meet you too!! And I do love me some Konro, you are absolutely right...

I think Konro’s default is to pretend everything is Okay™️, and he’s especially practiced since he’s struggled with tephrosis for so long. Illness effects him one of two ways:

1. He’s only *a little* affected and largely able to hide it - except for you of course, you can always see the subtle strain in his face and hunch to his shoulders. The deep exhaustion he tries so hard to hide, even from himself. He feels like absolute trash and *really* struggles to be present and do what he needs to, but it - is - HARD. By evening he is utterly depleted and may even turn in early. Beni always understands.

2. He’s out. He’s just out. KO, down for the count, can’t even move. He is utterly overcome by misery and just... cannot. He won’t leave his room, and will request Beni not allow visitors. Beni knows what this means and tries to help, but Konro struggles with the idea that *HE* should be strong and capable for *BENI*, that he’s thrust so many unfair things on him and now he’s stuck with his destroyed ass - so needless to say he’s incredibly stubborn about accepting help.

I’d like to think Konro becomes comfortable enough that his partner can read him more deeply than he’d ever be able to mitigate he accepts your help. He knows you’ll always see through his facade and eventually understands that denying your help is robbing both of you of important experiences and relief. You *want* to help, you don’t feel obligated but he finally understands that if he’s hurting you’re hurting, and anything you do to soothe him soothes you too.

I think in either situation he’d begrudgingly allow you to help, and especially as his trust in you grows - he’ll likely even seek you our if he’s feeling unwell or having a bad day. You become one of the few things that can reach through the pain and misery and touch his soul enough to soothe it.

I guess what I’m saying is at first, he’ll be proud and stubborn but he’ll acquiesce because it’s the most logical and pleasant option for everyone. Once the relationship is established, he’s a giant baby and completely loses all inhibition when it comes to being *utterly* pathetic in his need for comfort. Himb baby, let him be baby 🥰 He never did get to be baby much, but I think he needs it now more than ever 🥺

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Fire force request

Can I request a story with Karim with reader on their first date?(or something else lol)

Thank you?

A/N: I was giggling to myself like a giddy little schoolgirl while I wrote this. I am not ashamed XD I hope you enjoy!

(Oneshot) AU! But First, Our First First Date: Karim Flam x Reader

Karim possessed all the polar opposite of qualities that you looked for in a boyfriend.

He was THE ass’s ass to the people he was meeting for the first time, short-tempered, and always happened to be conveniently sporting a seriously long stick of serious seriousness up his butt whenever someone cracked a lame joke.

So how did you end up outside in the middle of Tokyo’s sweltering Summer, standing in a field of dead grass with that very same man?

You remembered how your best friend Hibana, who also happened to be the sole female owner of the popular club that featured only the best exotic male dancers-or how she preferred to call them as “gravel,” that was across the street from your workplace, successfully lured you into what would be the last blind date you ever went on.

Every time you and Hibana met up for drinks after work, she couldn’t stop going on about a guy that she’d known since they were kids because his family happened  to live in the house next to hers, that was also totally into you.

Though her description of him when they first met was, “The annoying brat had the nerve to call my beautiful plump breasts fake, and poked them with a random dirty stick he found on the side of the street. The cocky little thing turned his head off to the side with an unamused look on his face when I threatened to barrage him with my “clematis,” and smirked at me after saying, ‘You don’t have the balls to do it, or should I say, the breasts to do it. You faking fake faker.’”

Her pink pupils looked like she had used her powers to set them on fire from the way she swore to get her revenge on him someday.

But Hibana being Hibana, she didn’t think it was necessary to tell you that the one she was setting you up with, was the tall man with an athletic build, that had an undercut of black hair and a semi-long dark bluish-gray fringe he kept combed towards the front. Not to mention he was also the young bartender that had been working at her club since it opened a few years back, that you couldn’t stand to be sitting next to for than five minutes without wanting to set him flying out the window with your third-generation pyrokinetic powers, who went by the name of Karim Flam.

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You had finished getting ready for your blind date after closing your flower shop for the night and walked across the street to head over to Hibana’s club to meet your date.

You walked past the parking lot that was at its usual full capacity and to the front of the long line of people waiting to get in.

“Hey (Y/N), Hibana tells me you have a hot date tonight. Didn’t you say you’d run off to another country, change your name, and live in a cabin somewhere far away in a mountain where no man could ever find you?” The club’s bouncer Obi greeted with a playful smile and unclasped the gold steel clip from the matching pole to pull back the red velvet rope, “But I think this one might be a keeper. I’ve worked with for a while now and the kid’s alright. Horrible sense of humor, but makes a killer martini.” Obi immediately sucked his lips inwards and shifted his eyes back and forth in panic, realizing he had said too much.

You narrowed your eyes at a nervously sweating Obi that held the dark blue door open, “Obi-“you said almost like you were scolding him, and stood on your toes leaning forward to meet his eyes. “Don’t tell me Hibana set me up with him-“

“I swear, it’s not him! I know how much you two hate each other; I promise!” He nervously laughed as you descended your heels back onto the ground, taking a few steps past him and stopping before you walked in.

“Well, if it does turn out that you’re lying, and Hibana finds out that you slipped up and spoiled the surprise that she worked so hard to plan…” He gulped. “Well, I guess I’ll just wish you good luck now just in case she feels like having one of her gravel parades.” You innocently feigned, and patted his shoulder as you entered.

Obi’s shoulders relaxed, “Whew. I almost told her it was Karim. Hibana wouldn’t let me live it down or let me live at all if (Y/N) found out.”

The music continued to boom in your ears as you maneuvered your way through the tight crowds of bodies dancing under the flashing lights and met Hibana at the bar.

“(Y/N)!” She yelled, greeting you with an embrace as you sat onto one of the tall red bar stools next to hers. “I’m glad you could make it!”

“You wouldn’t let me hear the end of it if I didn’t!” You laughed, giving her a knowing look.

“Will it be the usual?” The current bartender on shift, Benimaru, asked before turning around to the machine of fountain drinks.

“Thanks Beni,” as he pulled the front end of the white towel he kept on his shoulder, wiping off that soda that sprayed onto the outside of the glass, and placed it on the table with a coaster.

You took a long sip of the chilled glass filled with vanilla coke and crushed ice, through the black straw. “Are you sure about this one Hibana?” You turned towards her, “Because the last guy you said was “into me,” the one that you completely “forgot” was also a wanted criminal, was a total psychopath! How did you forget the face of the man who was revealed to be not only a trained assassin, but also worked as the hitman for that lunatic Joker, when the name “Takehisa Hinawa,” was plastered on every wanted flyer and every news broadcast all over Tokyo just a few months prior?”

You eyed the woman sitting next to you who preferred to dress in a mid-thigh length, light pink satin slip dress that was two shades lighter than her shoulder-length hair, against her beautifully tanned skin, along with a pair of white stilettos, at any given time of the day. From her track record, you felt seriously unconvinced that Hibana wouldn’t be setting you up with yet another dangerous man, as you stirred the straw around the inside of the glass.

Hibana took a sip from the crystal glass filled with whiskey, “Well he’s not dangerous, or anywhere near skilled enough to be a criminal, I can tell you that much.”

“That’s not a lot-actually, that’s nothing to go on. Can’t you just tell me who it is already?”

“My shift’s over Hibana,” Benimaru interrupted as he wiped off his hands on a towel and pushed past the counter’s swinging door.

“Perfect timing, you’re date’s here! You can keep me company as I finish my drink, Beni.” Hibana got off the stool and hurriedly pushed a grumpy looking Beni towards the main part of the club.

“Don’t call me Beni, you fiend of a woman!”

“Wait, Hibana! Where are you-“ You reached your hand out but was instead met face to face with your date that was about to start his shift.

Your eyes widened as you pointed an accusatory finger to the person you had a hunch but prayed that you were wrong about. “You-!”

“Ugh, don’t tell me-That Hibana-“ He smoothed a hand over his annoyed face before walking behind the counter.

“Why did I have a feeling that it was you?” You sighed and took another sip of your drink. “I’m leaving,” as you dug in your purse and placed the money for your drink under the coaster before slipping on the strap of your purse and sliding off the stool. “Just tell Hibana I wasn’t feeling well and went home before you got here,” you turned around and waved a lazy hand.

“Hey wait a second!” Karim reached over the counter and grasped the back of your forearm, “I’m the one that asked Hibana to set me up with you,” Karim confessed as he released his hold on your arm when you paused for a brief moment before turning back around.

You looked him in the eyes and sighed. “Is this a joke Karim? You and I both know we can’t stand to be in the same room with one another without losing our tempers. You’ve hated me since the moment we met, so tell me Karim. Why am I here?” Your eyes followed his that looked downwards at the floor lost in deep thought, doubtful that whatever he said could change how you felt towards each other.

He breathed, “I’m not good at expressing how I feel with my words. They always get misunderstood and don’t come out the way I mean them to,” as you stood stilled in disbelief but allowed him to finish.

“I have a habit of putting up my guard whenever I first meet someone. You know the thing about Rekka, I’ve been like this ever since; and I guess the reason I’m always being sarcastic and tease you a lot, is because I’m comfortable around you. Even though we argue a lot, you’ve never once looked at me like the culprit.”

“So, that’s your reason?” Karim looked back up at you confused.

“Huh?”

“It wasn’t your fault for Rekka ending up the way that he did. You tried your best to save him, and at the end of the day, that’s all we can do,” as Karim gave you a saddened half smile.

“And! If you wanted a date, why didn’t you just ask me? Why go through all the trouble of making Hibana brag about you and drag me here?” You slightly tilted your head and waited for his answer.

“Because! I thought you’d turn me down, and by the time I realized I should’ve asked you myself, it was too late. It didn’t matter how much I begged her to help me, she wouldn’t help unless I paid an amount equal to the gravel I was or some crap, so I let her take whatever she wanted from my paycheck. I was going to ask you out last week and when I told Hibana I wanted my money back, she said she already blew the money from half my paycheck on some stupid shoes.”

“Pft-“ You both looked to each other for a moment before laughing at the same time, “That’s Hibana before you. There’s no refunds when you offer her money to do anything.” You shook your head at your best friend who still acted like the child from when you first met.

Karim rubbed the back of his neck, “I know. There’s no coming between that woman and her shoes. I’m pretty stupid right?”

“I think that might’ve been the first honest thing you’ve said today,” you joked.

“Then here’s the second most honest thing I’ve said today, I like you (Y/N). Will you go out with me?”

You purposely hesitated for a second longer just to see his cocky smile waver the slightest, “Yes.”

“What took you so long woman! Geez, you were about to give me a heart-attack!”

 A Few Days Later

“Can you tell me what we’re doing out here Karim?” You felt like you were going to melt into a human puddle for how unbearably hot it was outside, “It’s in the middle of freaking Summer. It’s too hot!”

Karim chuckled as he unzipped the large bag he was lugging around on his shoulder the entire way and pulled out his special instrument, “I want you to aim the biggest ball of your flames at me.”

You looked at him bewildered. “Is all this sun going to your head?”

He pulled his earphones over his ears, “Come on, just do it. Trust me!” as he positioned himself.

You had no idea what he was planning, “O-okay, here goes!” as you took a deep breath summoning your flames that started out as a spinning sphere that instantly expanded into something of a giant burning meteor, and raised it over your head as you launched it at Karim with all your might.

You watched as Karim held his ground and waited for the perfect moment for his instrument to inhale in all the fire as he rung his bell loudly. The sounds waves from the bell fluctuated the air in your flames, the heat expanding and compressing within the valves of his instrument repeatedly, and when the sound waves expanded, it drastically changed the temperature of your flames by cooling it  down.

A frigid gust of wind blew as your fire extinguished and you waited not knowing what to expect. You could hear the sound within the instrument stiffening as Karim aimed the other end of his instrument towards the ground.

“I heard you’d never gone ice-skating!” He called from the other side of the field.

You grinned, “I haven’t!” You watched in awe as the brown grass beneath you froze over into a giant field of solid ice to form your own personal ice rink.

Karim happily smiled as he ran around the rink towards you while holding two pairs of skates. “How’s this as our first officially official first date?”

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(Oneshot) The Wind & It’s Flowers: Shinmon Benimaru x S/O

@irohase​ “Okay, so s/o doesn’t live in Asakusa. As a love interest, how did they first meet each other? what Benny would say? And a time skip that they planned to go on a date. So they decided to meet up. But there are guys who were hitting on* you and Benny sees it. What would Benny say?”

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For you, my lovely bunny, I hope you enjoy! <3333333

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-She resided within the Gion district of Kyoto as a geisha that begun her training from a very young age.

-Refined etiquette, grace, poise and skillful talent, made her to be amongst one of the most respected and highly praised geishas within her field of work.

-Beni and the rest of his company made the long trip to Kyoto to aid Tokyo’s company eight in the investigation of infernals.

-Known to have a love for gambling and the occasional fistfights, Benimaru would often visit teahouses back in his hometown of Asakusa during his time off, and enjoy a night of drinking.

-Sure, he might’ve been in a different city, but once he entered into the said establishment the routine was always the same.

-You could find him lazing on his side resting on a tatami mat in one of the many rooms by the far side of the wall, his head leaning into the palm of his propped up arm, while sipping on a flat teacup filled with sake.

-The scheduled geishas would arrive and carry on with their drinking games or attempting and failing to coax a legitimate conversation out of him.

-However, Beni’s hand stilled in front of his mouth.

-The porcelain rim of the teacup brushed against his lips as she entered past the sliding doors in her kimono adorned with different flowers and patterns.

-She presented herself with a small smile on her beautiful face that was lightly painted with makeup as opposed to being heavily caked on, as she sat onto the floor in the middle of the rest of the girls with her legs folded underneath her, and slowly bowing forward.

-“I go by many other names but you may call me, ____.”

-Her voice sounded like the sweetest honey as she pulled out her humble wooden flute and pressed her lips to the opening carved into its side.

-The tune formed by her warm breath traveling through the simple instrument, carried throughout the once boisterous room, as the occupants closed their eyes and gently swayed their upper bodies to the wind-like sound that flowed like a gentle breeze.

-The woman who made her sadness almost tangible through the song that echoed from within her hallowed shell, entranced the formerly stoic Beni.

-After their brief encounter, Benimaru would make a habit to frequent this teahouse with the time he had left in Kyoto and specifically ask for her every time he visited.

-Whether it was playing an instrument, reciting poetry, performing a song or dance, refilling his cup of sake, or beating him at a game of mahjong, Beni loved the peaceful time they spent together.

-They exchanged very little words at first but soon found themselves gradually opening up to one another as time went on.

-It was the middle of the afternoon; they sat across from one another with a short and small wooden table in the middle of them as they sipped on cups of hot green tea.

-She took a sip of the steaming liquid, “I have been partnered to a danna (a wealthy wed/unwed man that financially supports a geisha and both are allowed to have relationships outside of theirs) for quite some time, and we do meet every so often as he is busy with his own family and work” she spoke sullenly.

-Beni looked up from his cup, “Are you in love?”

-Her lips formed a bitter smile that couldn’t be hidden whenever the particular subject was brought up, and rested her cup onto the hard surface with a distant look in her eyes.

-“I take it you are also aware of the sexual activities that take place when a man and geisha are present? Things like love and romance do not exist in this life; I am capable of no such thing.”

-“You never know, the right person might come along and sweep you off your feet.”

-“I-“

-“Well, if you’re ever in Asakusa I’d be happy to show you around. It’ll give me a chance to win back all the money I lost to you at mahjong,” Benimaru chuckled.

-“It’s a deal.”

-When Beni and his company returned to their home of Asakusa after successfully extinguishing the mission of infernals alongside company eight, his mind would often wonder back to the aforementioned woman for the days to come.

-It was half a year later when Beniwas on his way back to the guardhouse and heard the usual sounds of a scuffle, taking place in the middle of the street.

-The scene seemed harmless as he poked his head through the crowd of people with his arms folded into his long dark blue sleeves.

-His heart skipped a beat when he spotted a woman wearing the familiar long hairpin with yellow butterflies and dangling crystals, he had given to her as a gift for keeping him company in the teahouse back in Kyoto.

-She was browsing a stall selling different types of sake and liquor when one man soon turned into two, then three, then an entire group that formed around her in a tight half circle.

-“Well aren’t you quite the beautiful thing!”

-“Come on pretty lady; let me take you on a date around the town!”

-“I’ll show you a good time!”

-They yanked her around like a ragdoll by her waist with hungry and deceitful looks across their smug faces.

-“Please let go,” she struggled against their hold.

-“You lookin’ for a drinking buddy? I’ll keep you company,” one of the men tugged her wrist harshly and pulled her into his chest.

-“I’d let go of that hand if you know what’s good for you,” Benimaru warned from behind the man as she looked to her savior.

-The greasy man scoffed, “And why should I listen-“

-His face drained of all color and his blood ran cold when he turned around to see the destroyer of Asakusa himself, “Y-you’re B-Beni m-m-maru!”

-He stuttered in horror at the man with mismatched red and white eyes whose bright and hot flames intimidatingly whirled behind him, with no concern of which sleezebag it turned into ash first.

-Beni creaked his neck to the side as a last warning, before the group of scaredy cats screamed and ran for their lives, not wanting to be skewered together into shish kabobs and roasted over a blazing BBQ pit.

-She sighed in relief as she rubbed her reddened and sore wrist, “Thank you Benimaru.”

-His murderous tone quieted into one of honest concern, “Are you hurt anywhere?” as he scanned her body with a gentle gaze.

-She blushed, “N-no you got here just in the nick of time.”

-“What brings you down here? You’re a far ways from home; won’t your danna be worried?” There was a subtle hint of pained jealousy and sarcasm in his voice.

-She grasped the folded side of the collar of her simple kimono with her eyes looking to the ground, “What you said when we last met, made me realize that life is too precious and short to be spent with someone you have no sincere attachment to, so I decided to part from him. After all these years of being a successful geisha, I am more than able with or without a danna.”

-She returned her gaze to Benimaru’s with an expression of genuine happiness on her face.

-She turned around to pick up a large bottle of Benimaru’s favorite sake off the counter that she had purchased, “I came here to take you up on your offer if it still stands of course.”

-Beni grinned, “Sounds good to me, it’s a date then.”