#enemies to QPR?

[punchyhorse]

Remember that Brooklyn 99 meme? Except nobody threatens Alastor's coffee.

BB99 jump meme take 2: The Electric Boogaloo; Alastor Edition

Revenge is best served spilled all over the floor.

Vaggie definitely is starting to suspect something is up. She and Charlie very awkwardly dance around having a conversation about the issue and are both equally relieved and uncomfortable about the revelations to follow.

[bunnieswithknives]

Sorry I was compelled to draw these by forces beyond my comprehension. I just think they would be silly :3

[michaelmylove]

Me: “yeah, i mean, i can kinda get this ship. I understand why people ship them, but it’s just not for me.”

Also me: *becomes obsessed with them in a way that i am so viscerally psychologically and emotionally attached to them as a couple i go through literally every post with their ship name on tumblr*

[preposterous-bottom]

Saw someone on Instagram (ew) being like ‘people only ship Alastor and Lucifer bc ‘they’re the only two human looking men on the show for people to ship’ and I think people on the godforsaken app had their brains fried bc like… no… that’s not it… we also ship the spider and the wing cat man… several people want to fuck the TV man… need I go on?

[bookofhappyescapes]

The sheer joy of meeting your person at the train station and them sprinting over to give you a hug going ‘I missed you!!!!!’

[cicada-candy]

Don't you just hate it when you drunkenly try to break up a barfight and meet the business end of a broken glass bottle? Don't you hate it even more when the demon that resurrects you is just kind of a dick?

(This ^^^ is from May. I'm only now getting around to getting further Hnnngh.)

Finally making ✨️The Big OC Post✨️ lmfao

posting this now because i am Stuck,, the brainworms want not to leave ig,,,,

SO

my guy my dude my boy whom I beat up all the time. That I've never actually. Posted About. Whoops.

Biographical Info.

From. Somewhere in NV. (Probably Reno because i am but a humble european who gets fuckin. Plains Fever if i think about the size of America too long) He's got a vulture theme going on. bcs I am cringe but I am ✨️free✨️and also like,,,,, desert.

Late 20s Early 30s. Hes centrally a chaos-junkie. The human embodiment of Watch This and Do It For The Plot ✨️Extreme Edition.✨️ 🎊🎉and Still. Technically 'Young And Stupid' but starting to get to the Oh Fuck This Is Just His ✨️Personality.✨️ Okay. Alright. Stage. He's also Kind Of A Self-Centered Prick. And is, therefore, very easily manipulated. This bites him in the ass regularly.

See Also: instigates constantly and then wonders why they get punted through windows/into brick walls/down many stairs. 

Forensics major drop-out. Did like. A year and got bored of it. Has the rare Sherlock Holmes Moment. The slightly More Common Dexter Morgan Moment. Other than that its just a fun fact. Writing Characters Smarter Than You Etc Etc,,,

Track Racer!! Not. Super Fleshed Out. Crew probably hates his ass for being so Destruction Of Property-ey. Definitely in Several of those videos of motogp racers crashing the fuck out of their bikes and then just. Grabbing a new one and Fucking Off.

The ✨️Timeline✨️

(kinda)

So. Abridged Series Of Events:

Goes to bar->

Gets in barfight->

Wakes up on floor of apartment Absolutely Hanging->

Proceeds to Deny Deflect Dissociate <3 his way through several months of shit sleep, weird bruises, and lost time-> *

Oh Fuck Wait.->

Was actually Very Murdered In afformentioned Barfight.->

Made a deal while bleeding the fuck out and also wasted. Great combination. ->

"How is this legally binding."->

Etc etc

(Said demon still doesn't. Have a name soooo. If anyone had any suggestions. 👉👈)

Quinn was also. Decidedly. Not Meant To Survive This Encounter. But alas he's built like a fuckin cockroach and fueled by spite and Neither Of Them Are Happy About It.

Ended up working out pretty sweet* for him though because he has quite a strong (if a little idealised) sense of justice and Likes Life And Not Being Exsanguinated.

(*yk. Apart from the whole. burning alive thing.)

Frequent Flyer at Danny's bar other than that probably minimal contact with other GRs. Not sure yet tho lol

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The problem with my kind of OC writing is I have a lot of like. Little Story Ideas. That I. Could draw but alas motivation is an endangered species in my life and they're not very cohesive.

so i get stuff like *this lmao

But anyway Good luck deciphering this mess. If anyone needs me, I'll be making the Chowerpoint ghost rider edition. 🫡

[frozenhi-chews]

After months of trying to figure out Pancake and Skittles's relationship, I looked up a term I had little idea about. And it described their relationship perfectly.

They're in a situationship

[arc-angel-o]

I'm still thinking about Kyle Prue saying "Very intimate to kill another person. You're the most important person in that man's life at that point."

[snowbirdbaby]

what if I made a were-fox kokichi au where he keeps it a secret cause he acts stupid as a fox?

[telltale-apologist]

“whats your favourite emerald duo vibe” y’all are picking favourites?

[what-aboutno]

Platonic chiluc on the mind,,

[myheartisonthetrain]

the best way i can describe a queerplatonic crush is 'like shipping two characters except you're one of them'

[kaseyskat]

swiftli <3

[crimeronan]

aroacespec as in i don't often feel physical attraction or get romantic crushes and polyamorous as in i have many life partners who share the space that a single romantic partner does for lots of people. these two things coexist bc poly people and aroace people are frens. we want the same things socially (an end to weird nuclear family dynamics & social pressures & whatnot). i assure you that if u see me say "these characters are all in love" and/or "waow..... polycule" i'm projecting the way i structure my own relationships onto said characters. which means several if not all of the dynamics are for sure queerplatonic in my head. please do not read every ship i ever talk about in bad faith for no reason. thank u

[butchdykekondraki]

as far as im concerned if you asked clef and kondraki to define their relationship they would look at you like youre insane and go "our What" and refuse to elaborate . thats not to say theyre not in a relationship its just that nobody on earth can figure out what the fuck that relationship Is

[genspiel]

just saw a relationship tag where the characters are separated by a tilde instead of a slash or ampersand to denote a qpr and god i wish that could be a canonical thing