#endless nonsense

[cassidy-peterson]

What's up, fuckers!

Yeah yeah furry shit yeah. Well, do you want... more furry shit? Furry shit with deeply entwined characters and entire clans of said characters, with fifty-foot-tall semi-divine rulers at the head of each one? Wanna see what OCD & ADHD can do when combined in a single vessel?

@just-endless-nonsense is a new blog I made to hold all my fanwork of DMFA and Project Future, a comic I've been reading for years and a spinoff with multiple spinoffs. I've developed my own clans and histories, while still keeping in touch with official clans and clan politics.

Endless Nonsense is in no small way a tribute to my OCD. I got wrapped up adopting characters because I loved their designs and "needed" them for Endless Nonsense so much, I didn't realize that I had gone well past 100 of the fuckers. Many of my characters are my own original designs, but hoo boy, there's a lot of them that aren't.

[just-endless-nonsense]

I am deeply entrenched in OCs I will [probably] never use. Fan OCs at that. And I have so many that I have fans of my own just based on how much detail I go into over these once-and-done designs. I'm even just literally giving dozens them away for free [to other members of the same fandom].

fuck it. be creative even if you never really *make* anything. write out plot synopses of stories and then move on. design OCs you'll never use. make mood boards and concept art and don't do anything with them. life's too short to forget everything that inspired you and creation doesn't have to be "complete" to be worth the time you put into it.

[just-endless-nonsense]

Cedric of Clan Taun

Cedric is Vincent's son and Sam's grandson. With the exception of his overly-large claw size, he takes after his mother. Although he was born into clan Taun, he is a pacifist, and does his best to avoid conflict of any sort. Despite his young age, he hopes to some day become a professor at SAIA, focusing specifically on teaching newly-awakened Cubi to control their emotions. To this end, he is a devoted student of all emotion-related classes at the academy, from mind filters to learning how to discern a Cubi's emotional affiliation. His hobbies include baking and flower arrangement. Being a "true omnivore" breed of mythos, he sometimes combines the two, coming up with concoctions like three-color-tulip cupcakes and prize-rose brownies (including thorns). The markings on Cedric's back mirror the markings on his front, only expanded. As such, the markings visible on his head, shoulders, and tail in this picture are actually all connected. Also, those aren't his pupils (he doesn't have any), they're light reflections.

BONUS!

I created Cedric by poll, and was able to create the other options during the time the polls took to run

[colbyheartland]

Okay so this is just crack but I couldn’t stop thinking about that post that points out Dream likes to make himself AT LEAST one to two inches taller than people he’s with except Lucien. (Also what a petty petty power move it’s so funny I can never unknow this. Why is he Like That)

What if he starts doing that with Hob after they get together. Just subtly and slowly shrinking himself until he’s like an inch shorter. But he does it slowly because he doesn’t want Hob to question him about it. Hob either assumes it’s Dreams eldritch nonsense or notices immediately because of all the changes Dream has ever made to his outfit, hair, ect his height has never changed. Hob decides not to say anything as Dreams forehead is now always within reach for kisses.

[necrotic-nephilim]

If you want to be bothered. Maybe this for dick and Bruce???

i ALWAYS want to be bothered these are always the highlight of my day tbh you're a delight for letting me just yap <3

Dick. For the canon isn't real square I am Specifically talking about the Tom Taylor Nightwing run. Usually I ignore bad runs but given this one is ongoing (though about to end THANK GOD and get replaced by Dan Watters who i have high hopes for since i adored his Sword of Azrael (2022) run but i digress) so I counted it. Especially since it's so debated if that run is bad or not, for some reason. I'm a 90s Nightwing truther. I love Dick so dearly and tbh recently I've been more enamored with him the more I read his Discowing era, I didn't used to be as big of a Dick stan as I am these days.

Bruce. Honestly where do you even start with Bruce. I want to fist fight him and also patch him up. He got me into comics and superheroes as a whole but I roll my eyes whenever he shows up in a story. He's a bastard and usually not a good father but also complex and should be dissected under a magnifying glass. I love him dearly. He's also just the worst. I think that's why I love him. I'm always a fan of unabashedly Complicated Asshole Bruce who's generally not always the best person, particularly not to the Batfamily and that being the driving force of his relationships with them, especially in shipping.

And for bonus points, Tim. Because know above all else, I'm a Tim Drake kinnie /deg. He's been my number one for a decade and I've yet to uproot him from my brain. He's literally the Worst half the time and I love him for it. And the canon isn't real refers to Tim Drake: Robin because... that sure was a comic. And that's about all I can say about it. Pre-Flashpoint Tim I miss you so dearly. I think it's fun that I want to put him in a blender and drink the juice but also want Nothing Ever to happen to him.

[just-endless-nonsense]

I have fandom friends who love to draw for me. And it blows my mind because they're not just drawing fandom art for me, they're drawing my side content art. One of my friends has a character dating one of my characters and he drew a full songfic comic of them. Another friend has been given access to numerous characters of mine to use (they're a comic artist running multiple concurrent comics) and when I semi-joked that "obviously at least one story needs to involve our characters smooching" they immediately agreed.

Like... I have actual fans. Not just friends, they're fans.

there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD

[somethingformyself]

I hate how shippy The Sandman tag is. I just wanna see my depressed asshole and his shitty siblings(not you Death my beloved or Delirium) but everywhere I go fucking Hob is there. I wouldn't mind it if Morpheus wasn't written/drawn like a fucking romcom character with no flavor.

[invested-in-your-future]

The most hilarious thing for me is the apologia of some fans who have come to tout Arcane S2 ending as "realistic.".

An entire show worth of build-up of police brutality and division culminating in majority of government body being assassinated (and then next person in power literally gassing the poor) got written off because the show dedicated the second half of its final season to a subplot of everyone uniting against interesting-character-suddenly-turned-magic-technogod-villain and an Evil Other Empire from Outside in a conclusion that involved a character spending entire season away to develop superpowers, dead characters being retconned as alive(and then not used because gotta set up an MCU of More Shows rather than telling a story), magic robot zombies being fought, world-wide robot apocalypse, parallel universes, and time travel as the class struggle, character psychology, prominent LGBTQ+ romance(gotta love sidelining the queer for the centrist nonsense) and the nature of the class division that the first season intricately built up all take a backseat to deliver the most worn-down MCU style trope.

Like, can y'all not?

For some, S2 worked; for some, it absolutely didn't, but like or dislike the messy season 2, it's not debatable that it's a completely different show than many fell in love with in S1.

And certainly not because "it got more realistic.".

[rip-cod-brainrot]

I just had the sudden idea of “who would have the most unhinged girlfriend in 141 that is basically their scary dog privilege dog”

And like. It’s gotta be Soap, right? He’s got that puppy boy energy that makes me think he would adore being loved to the point of obsession… or, at least, the effects of it. In this particular scenario he just does not understand the obsession, just that his girl really likes him.

He brings his girl to base one day and Price and Gaz are worried, but they’re happy Soap is happy. Price can see the girl’s dedicated to him, and Gaz sees Soap head over heels for the girl and he’s just so damn polite. Gaz is not gonna tell Soap that his girl gives him the creeps, like a female version of Ghost that is somehow not a soldier, but a bloody civilian with the same killer energy.

Speaking of Ghost….

It is red flags all around for him, and he’s pulling Soap to the side to quietly (and bluntly) explain “Johnny this girl would murder for you and that’s not a good thing”

“Why no’? I think tha’s sweet!”

Just. The shenanigans. Ghost isn’t gonna force a bloody breakup on Soap’s behalf, it would break the poor boy’s heart (and get him on the girlfriend’s shit list, making it a double “not doing that”…)

So just…. Soap going around with his unhinged girlfriend and Ghost in the background like

[classic-blue]

Cannibalistic Infanticide and Other Children’s Games

Image via Densewentz, see the original here.

DreamlingDads!AU || Dream of the Endless | Morpheus/Hob Gadling || General Audiences || No Archive Warnings Apply

Work Count: 2k

Hob likes it when Dream cooks dinner. For starters, Dream’s a good cook—even by Kian’s picky standards—so Hob won’t complain about the increasingly inventive ways he’s found to get Kian to actually eat his vegetables. Plus, it gives Hob more time to feign eating their child on the living room floor.

Read it on AO3 here!

Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Slice of Life, Kid Fic, no children were eaten in the course of this fic, despite Hob's best attempts, Established Relationship

All the credit for this goes to @densewentz, without whom this lovely AU never would have been born.

[deconstructthesoup]

I know that a lot of people are saying that the next Endless-meets-a-Dead-Boy-Detective moment should be between Desire and Charles because Repressed Bisexual Yearning, but consider:

Crystal meeting Delirium

[marimeeko]

Even if bkdk separately marries, presumably women, as is the supposed Shonen tradition, their wives are going to feel like such third wheels.

Katsuki sees Izuku across the room at a function/gathering and The Staring begins...

His wife looks at him, rolls her eyes and is like "you want to go talk to him so bad, then just go"

Katsuki is already gone.

--

Izuku talking about a day on patrol, or training and just gets into a tangent on some new technique Katsuki has, or how he nabbed a killer in a really spectacular way,

His wife becomes more and more glassy eyed at the DETAILED description and gushing Izuku goes on about over Katsuki.

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The two wives just ever being in their presence as they go on to each other about something, or have their silly little "I'm gonna surpass you" back and forths

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Not to even mention all the ptsd from the war and losing each other/almost losing each other

What I am saying is, if they marry other people, then they are going tk have to put up with ALL OF THEIR OBSESSIONS WITH EACH OTHER.

[horromcom]

honestly i rarely imagine my ships ever makign it to established relationship territory within canon like ok itz real in my mind ofc but th way i write em in th source itself from a meta sense tends to be just besties (or whatever their dynamic is) w rlyyyy strong romantic subtext nd ship tease moemnts. i like writing my ships in a way taht would get th writers accused of queerbaiting <3

[lukasadss]

think they should have at least one scene where Desire has their legs on view and you can tell they've got bruised knees, for,, reasons

[fuchsiamae]

portalversary snuck up on me, and I feel like I should post something, so here's a tiny rough draft teaser from ch1 of my cave/glados longfic:

It sits motionless on the chamber floor. Silent. Waiting. Just as it’s been doing for exactly three hours and twenty-one minutes now. Waiting, it seems, for her next move.

“I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you can’t do this forever. Eventually one of us is going to drop dead—and I’m immortal. If you play the waiting game with me, you’re not going to win.”

No response from the test subject on the ground.

She’s had enough of this.

“Look, I’ll admit it. I don’t know what kind of motivation you need. I’ve tried rewards. I’ve tried threats. I’ve tried wearing down your self-esteem, which I assume didn’t work only because you don’t have any to begin with. I burned your friend to death right in front of you. You know I’m serious. I will kill you if you don’t perform this test. So what’ll it be?”

The test subject doesn’t move. And it won’t, because it’s a potted ficus, and she is out of ideas.

“This is pointless. What am I doing?” Testing a plant she found in an old break room and doused with radiation, that’s what she’s doing. This is a new low. But what choice does she have? Nothing else works—the Avian Testing Initiative is on hold for molting season, her recruitment program hasn’t caught so much as a squirrel, her cloning tanks churn out nothing but mindless meat, and she’s talking to a ficus. She is the most brilliant, most powerful being ever created, and now she’s reduced to—

Wait. The camera in the test chamber zooms in.

Did it move? There’s no wind to rustle its leaves down there, but she could swear it moved. Maybe those gamma rays just needed a little more time to take effect. Maybe she’s losing her mind.

[copper-skulls]

and the guys that were BOTH zapped with the aro beam. as a tradition