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Huevember 6-7 🧀🌕

I think i went overboard with the textures AHHAHAHAHSHSH

The new rendering style i tried esp in the clothes didnt turn out how i liked it soo im gonna try it again for my next drawing :]

Huevember prompt list below

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Ignore the second image

They changed the Spotify daily mix designs hello??!?!?!!?

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They changed the Spotify daily mix designs hello??!?!?!!?

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OK RELOAD UR PAGES SHE'S BACK!!!

Ok not to come back from a idk how long hiatus and post but I think AO3 is down in only here bc I thought y'all might know more abt it and it's not even trending yet

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Ok not to come back from a idk how long hiatus and post but I think AO3 is down in only here bc I thought y'all might know more abt it and it's not even trending yet

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thingey things

(also yes Karen and Dirty have sleepovers together :3)

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it would be fun if an angel and a vampire were friends i think

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I dreamt that people found out that tumblr posts had a secret hidden text field that you normally couldn't put anything into that was called a post's "wungle text", and it wasn't normally displayed in any way, but someone made a browser extension that allowed you to write and view a post's wungle by flipping it over like an index card. The user's picture and name and all that would be backwards, but the wungle post looked otherwise like a normal post, though empty unless the author had written something in there. It worked in reblogs too.

People were using it for jokes, and a bunch of seemingly boring and innocuous posts got really popular with funny wungle sides.

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Some people don’t want to hear this but sometimes accessibility is not sustainable or eco-friendly. Disabled people sometimes need straws, or pre-made meals in plastic containers, or single-use items. Just because you can work with your foods in their least processed and packaged form doesn’t mean everyone else can.

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Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮

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how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies

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Fun fact for our international followers: If someone in Australia cuts down a tree on public land to improve the view from their house, the local government will install a sign to block that view again

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mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

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so who are we tasking with digging up upton sinclair from his grave and waking them from the dead to inform him he needs to write a sequel to the jungle. anyone volunteer.

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Alright it's grass o'clock again, gonna try to quit social media, any post newer than this has been queued

Going to go touch grass, ideally I’m never coming back

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ayo no way!!!!