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it would be fun if an angel and a vampire were friends i think

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I dreamt that people found out that tumblr posts had a secret hidden text field that you normally couldn't put anything into that was called a post's "wungle text", and it wasn't normally displayed in any way, but someone made a browser extension that allowed you to write and view a post's wungle by flipping it over like an index card. The user's picture and name and all that would be backwards, but the wungle post looked otherwise like a normal post, though empty unless the author had written something in there. It worked in reblogs too.

People were using it for jokes, and a bunch of seemingly boring and innocuous posts got really popular with funny wungle sides.

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Some people don’t want to hear this but sometimes accessibility is not sustainable or eco-friendly. Disabled people sometimes need straws, or pre-made meals in plastic containers, or single-use items. Just because you can work with your foods in their least processed and packaged form doesn’t mean everyone else can.

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Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮

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how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies

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Fun fact for our international followers: If someone in Australia cuts down a tree on public land to improve the view from their house, the local government will install a sign to block that view again

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mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

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so who are we tasking with digging up upton sinclair from his grave and waking them from the dead to inform him he needs to write a sequel to the jungle. anyone volunteer.

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Alright it's grass o'clock again, gonna try to quit social media, any post newer than this has been queued

Going to go touch grass, ideally I’m never coming back

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ayo no way!!!!

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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

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To anyone considering not voting because of the Palestinian genocide, I have this to ask:

How many Palestinian people do you think you're helping by laying back and inviting the GOP to crush you under foot? Self flagellation didn't cure The Plague, and it won't fix this situation either.

If you don't like the idea of voting for Harris, I doubt I'll be able to change your mind, but consider this: 468 congressional seats out of a total 535 are up for re-election THIS NOVEMBER. You want to make the government start actually representing the will of the people? Start there.

We're living in frightening times, and apathy is a very comfortable state of being, but you need to act. If you don't, who will?

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70’s ad for Asbestos

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(if you're seeing this post directly from apolladay just reblog DON'T VOTE as I think it will skew the answers. i didn't have enough followers to justify posting it myself lol)

I frequently realize I've been following someone for a while, but actually don't know what their profile picture depicts.

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Also, like, I'm sorry but if you've set up a free shelter, and people refuse to go because sleeping on the sidewalk under a freeway bridge is more pleasant, that's fucking on you, that's not on them.

You really can't compete with sleeping under the overpass so you are going to force people into shelter?

Unspeakably cruel and stupid.

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Which of you is driving around Alexandria VA in this

Show yourself or face my blade