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discord-emote-customs · 1 year ago
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since ive gotten creator permission for this one , heres the enderman humanoid emoji ^^ both w/ & w/o outlines , cuz it can be hard to see on dark mode ^^
@robin-buck1ey
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mossypidder · 1 year ago
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Was bored and artblocked so I designed a character off an enderman. Except lady. I was thinking about all the different plant and soil types that they pick up and started considering why. So I’ve decided she’s a botanist/horticulturist. It just felt right.
She’s an amalgamation of different enderian designs I’ve seen, so if bits look familiar or similar to others, that’s why. Also since the end is pretty much the moon, I’ve been looking for an excuse to use these moon scythes forever now, and scythes are used to cut grass, it felt pertinent.
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doctorsiren · 1 year ago
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Old art of mine I found while looking through my procreate gallery
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pyrak049 · 11 months ago
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★ G U T Z ★
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Here a redesign of a character I made the other day, I really love how it turned out ^^ Especially since I don’t draw humanoids often, so I’m a little nervous to post QwQ
Tbh I’ve been in bed for last few days but I’ll be getting to owed art soon :]
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betterlucknexttime0 · 10 months ago
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Artfight Attack
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This belongs to and was made for WifiBench on ArtFight (they don't have a Tumblr listed but their Instagram is WifiBench_)
The face is a little bit wonky I'm sorry!
But hey firt attack!
I dont digitalize alot of my art and I'm just realizing each peice takes like 5 or 6 hours to make 🥲
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Refrence Photo
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guakamoleboi · 1 year ago
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old cringetober drawing lol
I didn't draw all of the days from the list, but maybe this year I will make more days of this sfjhdjhfgd
we will see in October
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person4772 · 9 months ago
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haoqw · 2 years ago
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day 1 of oc-tober / fave oc (prompts by @bweirdart !)
this is Bug (he/him) my persona!! he’s an enderman ^_^
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crazkawsay · 2 years ago
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Artfight quick attacks #2
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for @scarsji
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for vulpetrope
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for krisvx_
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weponxwrites · 22 days ago
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Mark meeting Enderman-reader in some random plant by accident.
Mark accidentally charms Enderman-reader by giving them chorus fruit he found
Mark being completely confused by the language barrier
Mark finds out that Enderman-reader can mimic a more humanoid form(except the eyes) when they follow him to earth
Mark getting startled when someone first look them in the eye.
I need this-😭🤚
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person4772 · 2 months ago
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Looks great! Have they got a name?
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she showed up in a dream I had
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nutellavvv · 3 months ago
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Eyes That Wander (Humanoid! Enderman x F!Reader)
Summary:
“Beware of the purple eyes.” In an alternate Minecraft universe, Y/n is warned of Endermen, a mythical humanoid species that come from The End. Y/n lives in a humble village, living with a weary overbearing mother, and a missing father. In Y/n’s youth she wanders into the forest and encounters a young Enderman. A naive decision gives her a taste of freedom, but leads her down a path of risky decisions and a forbidden romance.
Themes: Romance, Drama, Angst, Smut, Childhood friends to Lovers.
Disclaimer: In this universe Endermen and other select monsters are humanoid compared their original Minecraft designs. The Endermen in this series look more human!!!
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Prologue: Love at First Purple
wc: Almost 2k
A/N: I feel like this is so niche… But I hope yall like it. Find me on AO3 @/nutellav !
“Whatever you do… don’t look at them.”
“If you catch a glimpse… pretend you didn’t.”
“… Don’t look them in the eyes.”
5 years later…
When Y/N was 5 years old her father had gone missing. And asking about it wasn’t an option, her mother avoided the question. But there was one thing Y/N knew for sure, purple eyes meant danger.
"Endermen, a species of lost souls reborn through The End Kingdom.” At least— that’s what she had learned about them in school. It was vague, and her mother had a heavy dislike of them.
“They’re dangerous, that's all you need to know, okay sweetie?” A teacher explained to her once.
Y/N was lost in her thoughts when suddenly she heard someone call out to her.
“Y/N! We’re going to play hide and seek’ today… when the moon comes out!” The little boy, Jax, exclaimed with a mischievous smile, “Can you join us?” 
Y/N’s friends all stared at her, the silence hanging heavy in the air.
She spoke hesitantly, “I don’t know guys… My mom wouldn’t allow that—“
”C’mon Y/N! Your mom doesn’t let you do anything—! You can't even play with us in the morning, what's up with that?” Another friend of Y/N’s whined, frowning.
”H-Hey…! Don’t be mean to Y/N. Her mom is strict… we can’t do anything.” Lilith, Y/N’s best friend interrupted, looking stern but supportive.
The little group of friends went quiet, the whole village knew Y/N’s father had gone missing.
Whether it was through their parent’s gossip or whispers throughout the town. One thing the community knew for sure— was that it had heavily impacted Y/N’s mom.
Y/N walked home, feeling down once again, it’d been years since she had properly gone outside.
The small girl entered her home, the air heavy.
”Ah! Y/N! I’m so glad you made it home safely!” Her mother gasped, tumbling over and gripping the girl tightly in her arms, “Dinner will be ready soon, sweetie.”
There was always this frantic undertone to her mother’s actions. She could never pinpoint why.
Later at dinner, Y/N scooped at the mushroom soup— but she was deep in thought. Debating if asking to go out with her friends was worth a shot. But before she could finish her thoughts, her mother spoke.
“Y/N… I feel like… I’ve been hard on you lately. I’m sorry, sweetie.” She spoke up hesitantly., 
Mother cleared her throat, ”You deserve to go outside, play with kids your age… Explore this world. That's what your dad would’ve wanted.” 
Tears began to bubble up in Mother’s eyes, “I’m sorry for shutting you in! You’re a growing girl! J-Just because I’m afraid of losing you… I shouldn't keep you trapped!” Mother gasped between words, her form looking weak and defeated.
Y/N was hesitant to speak— but then Mother wiped her tears. “Is there anything you want to do? Let me know, you’re a big girl now.” She said with an awkward smile.
Y/N paused, her 10-year-old brain processing the moment. Was this her chance to ask?
“M-My… friends are going to be playing at the park later tonight! It’s close to our house… there will be lots of adults there and lots of torches!” Y/N blurted out quickly, “… they invited me… can I go?”
Mother had a nearly horrified look on her face, but took a deep breath,
”Okay. T-That's… fine-“,
”YAAAY—!”
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“Really? Your mom said yes?” Lilith asked. 
Y/N nodded excitedly, her friends looking at her in surprise.
”Psh… Hurry up, guys! Let's play hide and seek already, I’ll count first!” Jax yelled.
Suddenly the children started to disperse, running in separate directions.
”Let’s hide over here Y/N,” Lilith whispered, the little girl grabbed onto Y/N’s hands, running into the forest together. 
The girls ran towards a bush, but it wasn’t big enough to hide the both of them.
Y/N whisperer, ”You hide here, I’ll hide over there!”
Y/N began to trek through the oak biome, the lights from their village lightly illuminated the surrounding forest they explored.
”Ready or not! Here I come!” Jax shouted from afar.
Y/N’s steps began to quicken, attempting to find a place to hide. This was her first time playing with her friends in a while, she would make this hiding spot memorable.
The air was cold, her eyes focused ahead, the forest getting denser, darker. 
”Found you!”
She heard Jack’s voice faintly from afar, nobody was going to find her at this distance—she thought.
“AHHH—“ Thump.
In Y/N’s haste, she tripped, falling onto the grassy forest floor. Scrambling off the ground, she suddenly heard the floor crunch behind her. The girl looked behind her—
purple.
purple.
purple.
Purple eyes that glowed in the darkness surrounded by a white sclera.
It appeared to be a young Enderboy. His skin was a brown tan with a grey undertone— he had black hair that appeared to be buzzed. He was tall but looked similar in age to Y/N.
But those eyes, it was like looking into a galaxy. His eyes were full of life… but most noticeably, they were purple.
Wait— purple?
“Don’t look them in the eyes.” She remembered.
Y/N gasped, covering her eyes. 
“I-I didn’t see anything!” She shouted. Y/N shivered in fear, heart pounding. She had made eye contact, it was clear as day! She looked into those beautiful glowing purple eyes and was going to die now! 
Any moment now...
Now?
Wait. Nothing's happening.
Y/N carefully, but cautiously, peeked out through her fingers.
"Hey!" The boy shouted, frightening Y/N to cover her eyes back up.
"You... didn't run from me. Why? Why didn't you run away?"
The boy knelt, looking at Y/N like she was some strange creature.
"W-What do you mean..?" She replied hesitantly.
"—Answer me! You saw my eyes, why didn't you run?" The boy snapped, a raspy distorted undertone escaping his throat at his slight frustration.
"I..." Y/N thought of his mesmerizing gaze, a cemented image in her mind
"I thought your eyes were beautiful... I couldn't look away. I don't know..." She mumbled awkwardly, fitting for a simple-minded 10-year-old.
The boy was silent. He stood up, resting his hands on his sides. He was puzzled, the first time he had been puzzled in his life. All because of this confusing human girl.
After a long drawn out moment, he took a deep breath,
"You can open your eyes..." He said gently.
"A-Are you sure—! But—!"
"You already looked at my eyes and I'm not attacking you, am I?!" The boy snapped. 
Y/N quieted down, realizing that it didn't seem like she was in any danger. And... this boy didn't look like the dangerous Endermen that were often described to her. He was... so little. With cautious hands, she uncovered her face, meeting the boy's gaze. 
The boy stared at her suspiciously, he looked puzzled and lost, but... on the other hand, he looked... intrigued.
"You're a strange human," He commented, his posture loosening up. 
Y/N gasped, "Hey! What do you mean by that?" She shouted, almost immediately regaining her composure.
The Enderboy paused, "I mean... most humans see me and run away. I'm scary, right? I-I'm a monster, you're supposed to run away!" He exclaimed insecurely. 
Y/N listened intently, he was right for the most part. But for some reason, he wasn't scary, and she couldn't find the instincts to run.
"You're pretty short for an Enderman... are you an Enderman?" Y/N questioned.
"I'm not short!" He snapped, "I'm just... shorter than most. B-But it's because most of the Enderman in the overworld are adults! I'm going to be tall like them too someday..."
Y/N nodded, the thought piqued her interest. "Oh! I see... are there other... Enderkids like you?"
"Tch! No! I'm the only one brave enough to explore the overworld," He said, with a confident smirk, "The End is so boring!"
Y/N raised a brow. "Really? But doesn't it get lonely without your friends?"
"Friends? I don't have friends, and... I don't need friends to explore!" The boy shook his head.
"No friends!?" Y/N gasped.
Then an idea dawned on her, her eyes gleaming with inspiration. An idea that would change the course of her entire life. But the kindness and curiosity in her heart wouldn't stop her.
"Hey! How about I be your first overworld friend? I could help you explore..." Y/N smiled.
The Enderboy froze, raising a brow. He took a moment to think about it.
"Sure. You can be my friend." He said, a nonchalant expression on his face, but the sides of his mouth twitched, hiding a naïve excitement, "But we'll be exploring places far from your home."
Y/N's eyes widened, in interest and intrigue.
Suddenly,
"Y/N! Where are you!" Jax called out. "We're done playing now! Come out we're going to go home now!" Lillith shouted.
Y/N quickly turned around, thinking rashly, "Ah! I-I have to go now... let's meet here tomorrow! When the sun sets? I want to talk to you more!"
The steps of her friend's were getting louder, and closer. "Hurry, go! My friends might freak out if they see you!" Y/N whispered frantically.
"Wait, what's your name?" The boy asked.
"Oh— right! I'm Y/N!"
"I'm Eros." He smiled.
Suddenly Y/N heard loud rustling behind her, turning around to the noise swiftly.
"There you are Y/N! Geez, you're so competitive, we almost got the adults involved!" Jax said.
Suddenly his eyes widened, noticing what was behind Y/N.
He let out a scream.
Y/N panicked, "Wait! Jax, I can explain! I- its-"
Then Lilith burst out laughing.
"Jax, you're such a scaredy-cat, getting afraid of a chicken?" The girl began to giggle hysterically.
Y/N whipped around, seeing that Eros was nowhere in sight. 
"C'mon, let's go home." Lilith giggled.
The children made their way back to the village, conversing about the fun and eventful night.
Y/N was lost in thought, satisfied with the encounter she had. She was surprised, being told for years the vague and scary things about Endermen. But she had just met one— and he wasn't dangerous or scary! She had to tell her mom about this... she had to tell everyone! Maybe if her mom met Eros... she wouldn't be afraid any more—
"AAAAHHHH!"
A blood-curdling scream cut through the air.
"An Enderman! Someone— please help! HELP ME!"
Y/N's blood ran cold, she and her friends were frozen in fear at the sight before them.
A large Enderman held her mother up in the air with long grotesque limbs. His mouth was foaming with an odd black substance, his eyes a blinding purple— it was lifeless, nothing like Eros's eyes.
Suddenly a few men cried out, slashing the monster from behind— it let out a feral screech before teleporting away.
Mother fell to the ground, looking utterly shaken. Mother's frightened gaze caught site of Y/N.
"Y/N!" She screamed, dashing off the ground, her hair and outfit disheveled, "I-I'm so... Everything's okay... Mommy is okay. My baby is okay. We are okay..." Mother hyperventilated, holding Y/N in a tight grip.
The moonlight loomed over the town, setting an unsettling mood.
"Mommy's never going to let those monsters get to you... You're safe... If anyone touches my baby they're... dead." Mother mumbled in between overwhelmed gasps.
Behind Y/N she could hear the cries of her peers, her body locked in place by her mother's tight grip.
The sound of sobs, screams, and angry shouting commenced, Y/N's eyes focused on the bright full moon— thoughts raced through her mind.
No.
She couldn't tell her mom about Eros.
Not anyone.
Not now— not ever.
It was too late to turn back now, the young Y/N had made her decision.
From that day on, the connection between Y/N and Eros grew in secret.
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Up Next:
Chapter 1: What's it like when an Enderman turns 18? Well... It's a lot more dangerous than you'd expect.
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deadghosy · 1 year ago
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So I saw a lot of your work, and I love them. Keep it up, please. You're doing great... but I wanted to ask or well request something see if the requests were open or not so so sorry if they were but I saw your Enderman reader and I wanted to have a creeper reader and see how the hotel would react to them. gender neutral, please 🙏 .
I got these pictures off the internet, and I thought these would give you a good idea of what the reader would look like.
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They could also have a humanoid form similar to this, but you could easily ignore this. I was just giving you examples or pictures you could go off of
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OOOOH THE FIRST DESIGNS ARE CUTE! IMA DO THATTTT HEHHE💗💗🦆 I LOVE MINECRAFT
HAZBIN HOTEL X CREEPER! READER
prompt: Steve accidentally knocked you into an unknown portal.
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Steve had a leash on you as you hiss softly smiling and nuzzling against his hand that has your leash. Steve put the leash around a fence trying to make a portal to the neither as you sit down smiling at your human. Steve uses his flint and steel as the portal is red which makes Steve back away. As he backs away, he accidentally knocks you forward into the portal.
“READER NOOOO!” Steve yelled as you hissed in a quick panic.
You hiss with a cry as you plop on your face on some blood. You couldn’t even get up as your arms were short. You were 90% of body and 10% of legs….
Soon you felt someone pick you up grumbling drunk. “What the fuck is this?” A rough voice says as they shake you making you hiss. The person turned you around to see your black eyes and full black mouth as you hiss at him. The drunkard laughs and takes you by the leash, oddly gently walking you as he blabbers about being lonely and selling his soul to some smiley asshole.
Next thing you know, you are in the arms of this cat demon who is drooling passed out drunk
And that’s how you got into the crew as you became the server who serves the residents of course.
Literally you walk with a severing tray on your head as you smile with a “pst” and go back to the bar.
I headcannon they all woke up to see a four legged fuzzy creature literally walking around and they were like “what the fuckkkkk…”
I can imagine you falling down the stairs into Angel and you both just fall on the floor like idiots
You know how cats go towards the creepers and the creepers run away? Yeah. Literally husk got oddly attached to you making Charlie make you part of his bar as you serve drinks out to residents.
You were literally walking, holding a tray in your mouth. Husk just stares at you with dilated eyes and purr. The crew noticed this but didn’t confront him. Well alastor did of course and he didn’t get an answer out of husk.
Imagine a cartoony moment where Angel scares you, making you literally poop out gun powder😭 Angel gave the same face to you when sir Pentious called him “son”
Alastor definitely thought you were a cannibal because of your black eyes. He brought you a dead sinner, like literally he thrown a small sinner in your face. And you just stood there confused with a “pst.” And walked forward to Alastor and purr against him.
Mission failed successfully, Alastor gained a furry child-
I headcannon creeper! Reader to have a tongue just like the reference and picture because Steve mostly heard the sounds from their mouth.
Charlie and vaggie tried to make you a room, but Lucifer couldn’t help but love your fluffiness as he picked you up and ran as the others chased him.
I headcannon even if husk was the one that took you in. You can sense he is a cat demon, mostly a cat in your eyes as you run away from him as husk just walks normal speed confused behind you.
“Where you goin'?” Husk asked as you cry out a hiss running away on your stubby cute legs.
It was basically giving, “WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!”
You ran into Lucifer’s room to hide from husk-
Lucifer likes to pick you up at times. Literally he knows when you get too nervous you explode things. So he has part of his room your calm down station with fluffy pillows 💗
“PST.” “Why yes you fluffy boy??? Uuh girl. I did make you a duck. And look!” Lucifer says turning around dramatically “it was a rubber duck, green with green fuzz with a red button on its head. “It also explodes!” Just as he said that, a tiny exposure hit his face making his face look smoky as he gags and cough.
One time a sinner had yelled at you for accidentally giving them the wrong drink, and immediately they were thrown out by husk who had a dark expression at you cowering at the yelling. He’s not taking disrespect towards you lightly.
I can see you just casually walking outside only to get mistaken for grass, and an old lady was trying to cut your fur off.
“Hey has anyone seen Reader?” Vaggie says as she looked at the crew who showed up for the meeting. The crew looked around confused until they heard a big ass boom. *VINE BOOM*
I headcannon you sometimes explode based on intense emotions, mostly fear or being scared.
The old lady didn’t survive the explosion.
I imagine creeper! Reader having behavior issues like a cat. Like there was a small ball and you hit it like a curios cat.
The Vee’s were confused to see you as you were shopping at the beer store. And you walked minding your business, catching vox’s attention as he stopped the two other Vee’s. Literally they were intrigued at how different you looked. They’ve seen sinners and demons before. But you are so different.
I imagine you getting so much attention for your weird creature look. Literally either people wanna skin you, or pet you.
Valentino probably seen you on Angel dust’s post that said “what a cutie, they can’t pick up the teddy bear” and Valentino was raising a brow at your appearance
Rosie would also think you are a cannibal as Alastor brought you to cannibal town to show you off. Rosie admires your affection towards her as you just purr and help her around.
Creeper! Reader is definitely a child by heart as they thrown up one time and went to a “trusted” adult to say, “pst.” Which translated to “mom/dad, I threw up.” 🥺
You once blowed up one side of the hotel over a nightmare 😭 Alastor sighed with a smile and fixed it
You actually once had Alastor scratch your back as you couldn’t reach it . Alastor wasnt sure how he wanted to touch you since he wasn’t prone to being touch himself. But he did for you.
Why do I headcannon for a creeper and creeper! Reader to blow fire….
IMAGINE THE ABSOLUTE FOREST AND HOUSE FIRES YOU MADE😨
Cherri bomb would literally be friends with you since you can explode. So yeah I can imagine the chaos you two cause around the pride ring
Velvette probably would get ahold of you to give you a cute cloak that goes around your “shoulders” . It’s just so cute that you would have a cloak.
LMAO STOP CAUSE WHAT IF VAGGIE HAD THROWN YOU IN THAT ONE EPISODE WHERE VAGGIE THROW THE CAST DOWN INTO A FIELD😭 YOU KILLED SO MUCH PEOPLE WITH YOUR BOOM
Meanwhile Steve is just standing there shocked at the lost name tag you had as he sighs pulling out another creeper egg. Only for the creeper to blow up in his face.
I can see him posting out a missing poster with him coughing out smoke.
I headcannon Lucifer made you a duck pool seat as you just float in the pool smiling like a child as you drink lemonade. You’re so Adorable 😭💗
I imagine reader to go through a lot of training to be a waiter as you just trip on one of your legs to serve a resident their drinks
Niffty likes petting your soft fuzzy paw..she literally rubs her face in your fur hypnotized in it.
I headcannon you to smell like gun powder and a soft scent of fresh air that makes anyone relax as you are mostly outside back where you came from.
You mostly pick things up with your mouth of course. So imagine how awkward it is trying to put on your waiter outfit in your room. 😭
Sir Pentious definitely steals gun powder from you by making you scared so you can drop the gun powder. And then he apologizes to you after almost getting a heart attack.
I can see a calm moment of you snuggling with the crew as your favorite hotel crew member hold you.
The egg boiz definitely nap against you as you sleep in your fluffy pillows that Lucifer got you
You blowed up a resident on accident cause they didn’t tell you that they were behind you before you could see who it was.
You like getting groomed by niffty as it reminded you of how Steve combed your fuzzy fur while you smiled relaxed.
Adam had picked you up as you followed Charlie behind her back since you wanted it do errands.
“The fuck is this shit?” Adam says as you hiss at it. “Did this shit just hiss at me?” Adam asked with an amusing smirk as he noogies your head
Adam would definitely know what you are cause I headcannon he goes to earth to see what games online they have 😭😭
I headcannon that you just shed around the hotel with your green fur. But who can complain when literally it’s just small pieces that smell like gun powder.
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jetra4ivor · 29 days ago
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The Minecraft movie has the pink sheep get ripped apart by Zombies. We don’t see it but we hear it screaming and it’s never seen again.
Endermen make you hallucinate your insecurities.
Creepers are friendly and only explode when you hit them.
The nether looks the way it does because “they mined it out too much.” That’s… that doesn’t even make sense.
“As a child I yearned for the mines” is literally Steve’s backstory.
The movie spends so much time explaining how the world of Minecraft works, only to then continuously and repeatedly get how the Minecraft world works WRONG.
Steve has barely been to the nether, but thinks he has 3 Elytra in his inventory at all times (he actually only has 2).
The rails in the creeper cave are activator rails, not powered rails. They never bothered to fix this mistake.
The Nitwit hit by Jennifer Cooledge’s character goes on a date with her and they make loving eyes at each other, and NO ONE QUESTIONS THIS.
Technoblade is references as a pig wearing a crown in the city.
The Piglins can talk.
Jack black songs like 4 different songs, complete with dance numbers and dancing pandas. Why?
Jack Black just announces EVERYTHING. “Flint and steel!” “The nether!” “Chicken jockey!” He has to tell you what everything is in the most Jack Black way possible. That’s his whole character.
Jason Mamoa gets routinely beaten up. Every 5 seconds hes being hit, knocked over, smacked, attacked, or does something stupid to injure himself.
Jason Mamoa and Jack Black 69 each other at one point.
When Steve goes back home to the real world he finds out that Alex is living in his old home and it’s implied they’re gonna team up for a sequel (please god NO).
The kid puts swiftness boots on an iron golem recipe to make a “special” iron golem that doesn’t use swiftness or speed.
Steve’s “full set of Diamond armor” doesn’t include pants, despite us seeing Diamond pants in the background earlier in the film.
One of the Piglins is named “General Chungus.”
Someone unironically says “unalived.”
Several prominent Minecraft YouTubers appear…. For about 10 seconds. And then they’re gone.
Jason Mamoa’s character just says Spanish phrases wrong. Constantly.
The green screening in many shots is atrocious, especially when characters are running. Often times it’s clear that some of the actors weren’t even talking to each other the same day or acting together in the same shot,m and they were just comped together later in post.
There’s a bunch of Napoleon Dynamite references for some reason. I know it’s the same director, but wtf who is this for? No kid today knows Napoleon Dynamite.
“First we mine! Then we craft! Let’s MINECRAFT!” Is a thing that is said….
Herobrine isn’t technically n the movie, but Steve appears with white eyes after the kid looks at an enderman and hallucinates.
The movie is supposedly about “creativity” and yet we never see any of the characters doing anything really creative at all. Even when they’re being “creative” they’re making the most generic safest looking builds and traps. The creativity here is if someone spawned into Minecraft and just built nothing but Villager homes instead of anything uniquely interesting.
Everything about this film’s humor comes from laughing at how weird things are. Look blocks! Weird! Look blocky humanoid creatures! Weird! Look day night is fast! Weird! Isn’t it funny that Jenifer Cooledge is on a date with the Nitwit cuz Villager’s are inherently ugly! It feels condescending towards the people who actually love Minecraft in the way The Big Bang Theory is condescending towards actual fans of geek culture. It’s 90’s level “look at this freak” style humor. It’s like if Minecraft is a game for autistic people, the Minecraft movie is for normies to make fun of autistic people.
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teecupangel · 8 months ago
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Hi teacup, so I was looking at some of your posts the other day when I heard my sibling playing Minecraft with their friends. These two things happening at the same time sparked an idea.
Enderman Desmond
I just came out of the gym so let's use the blood and creative juices that are flowing in my brain right now.
You know the typical, Des dies, goes back in time as a creature of our choice. Here Desmond is a 3 meters (10 feet) tall pitch black humanoid with really big arms and legs. And he can teleport too!
I really like Endermen, they're my favorite mob. I even have a plushie of one. They're chill and oddly cute until you look at them in the eyes then they turn into a horror movie monster.
I'm picturing Desmond looking like a mix of the many Endermen redesigns or realistic interpretations you can find. Tall and thin, inhuman proportions on the limbs, digitigrade legs clawed hands and feet, his hands don't look or have human proportions, big ol' eyes, and a face and skull are a mix of human and cat, in the sense that it looks kinda flat and you assume it's small until they yawn and you see all of their big teeth and big jaw angle.
Also like cats (and Altaïr) they don't like water, which I find hilarious. And makes sense since The End looks like a desert. So they probably don't know how to swim (like Altaïr) either. (He doesn't take damage from water cause that would be really inconvenient).
Now that I think about it cats also don't like seeing other creatures straight in the eyes. And Endermen do chirp chatter hiss and growl like cats do apart from their crooning. Mischievous and curious like cats since they go around stealing blocks...
Oh stars, Endermen are freaking cats
Des would be a really scary temple guardian to the templars and assassins. Plus he would inspire so many tales and myths about ghosts and tall creatures that disappear when you look directly at them. Maybe a new saying like "don't look the dark in the eyes".
Assassins are already deadly but being able to teleport would make Desmond so broken. And maybe his Endermen purple eyes and particles become golden when touching The Apple and other Isu tech.
Desmond certainly likes being able to teleport and blend in the night but his new instinct makes him unable to look at or be looked at in the eyes.
Altaïr becomes very paranoid cause he keeps seeing from the corner of his eyes the creature in the temple that gave him the apple but when he turns his head to look at it it disappears to only leave purple dust and particles.
Maybe Desmond is transported along with some Chorus fruit and since he is unsure at the beginning what his new body can and cannot eat he cultivates it in secret. And when Al Mualim is defeated a new assassin myth comes forth of a creature of the dark and shadows gifting the brotherhood with a fruit that gives them the gift of traveling in the blink of an eye when consumed. (Which is ironic considering that the temple had the apple of Eden)
I have so many ideas for Enderman!Desmond and Changeling!Desmond. I love to worldbuild.
I kinda like the idea of him being something that cannot is part of the world but, at the same time, not.
Let’s lean into the nightmare feel of an Enderman that doesn’t exist in their world.
Desmond cannot be ‘fully’ seen most of the time. At best, he appears on the corner of one’s eye. Only when he attacks a specific person that people can turn to look at him and, even then, he’s usually shrouded in darkness. Mostly because he always appears during the dark since that’s the perfect cover.
But there is also a ‘requirement’ for Desmond to attack. His target needs to look at him for at least a quarter of a second or attack in his general direction.
Of course, he can decide not to attack and all that happens is that he disappears after a second or so after someone has different maintained eye contact with him.
He can’t technically control his teleportation skills as well. Most of the time, he teleport inside of moving and his will to attack someone makes him come near the target. Instinctively, he knows when he’s going to be attacked and he can teleport instantaneously like an auto-dodge of some sort. It can only work twice in succession before getting a short cooldown though.
He can be harmed like usual and when he’s harmed enough times (which is a rarity), he disappears from their world.
To Desmond, it’s like he goes to sleep. When he returns, all his wounds are gone and he’s usually sent back 24 hours from his disappearance, near the one who hit him last.
When he disappears after finishing his target or a second has passed without him attacking the one who stared him down, he would return like he just took a nap.
As for his teleportation mechanics, no one knows when and why he appears. Desmond himself ‘dreams’ of his ancestors and the people he knew (or his ancestors knew) while he’s napping/sleeping and he appears when he wants to, the location always being the current ‘dream’.
The reason why he exists in a perpetual state of ‘nonbeing’ is because his status as an Enderman is because he failed to anchor himself to a specific time after being the Reader for so long. This failed anchoring changed his Reader appearance to one of an Enderman and he’s forever drifting in the endless timeline seen through the Gray, only able to ‘visit’ them for a short time.
The worst part?
Because of his failed attempt to anchor himself, he forgot everything he did as the Reader.
Including why he tried to be part of the timeline again.
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talon-dragonbeast · 2 months ago
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niche kin appreciation 22: create a "beginners guide" to your kin
what is an enderman?
endermen (sometimes called enderfolk) are inhabitants of the End, a dimension almost completely devoid of life that features in the popular videogame Minecraft. they are humanoid creatures characterized by their black skin and purple eyes, long arms and legs, large ears, and tail. endermen are able to teleport, and attack players when they look them in the eyes.
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canon (left) - my version (right)
where do endermen live?
despite their name, endermen can be found in all three dimensions!
the End is their home dimension. although not all endermen are born in the End, most will spend at least some time in this dimension, as its considered an important cultural tradition and gives them the opportunity to form or join a haunting (the enderman family unit). as mentioned above, its almost completely barren, with endermen, shulkers and endermites being the only organisms capable of surviving there in the long term. and not for any reason: in the End there is only rock, obsidian and void. the only food available is the chorus fruit, which makes you teleport when you eat it, and there is no water.
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the Nether is an underground dimension, accessible only by portal. it is an incredibly hot place, full of lava and monsters, where if you try to sleep on a bed, it will Literally Explode with you in it. in this dimension, endermen are only really able to thrive in a biome called the Warped Forest, and only because the temperature there is significantly lower. as the name implies, it is a forest, only instead of trees there are giant tree-like fungi with cyan "leaves" and redish-purple "trunks" growing out the ground.
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the Overworld is where players live. it is a rich dimension where you can get food from the ground and the animals around you, and water is found in every corner (and even falls from the sky sometimes!). the endermen that live here are called Wanderers, and little is known about how they live. these endermen are... peculiar, reclusive; not quite lost, but you couldnt say that theyre not lost either.
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what are their abilities?
endermen can teleport from one place to another, and from one dimension to another. when they scream, they can unhinge their jaws and emit a strange static noise that gets louder and louder until its almost unbearable to hear. they are slightly telepathic, and are able to perceive others intentions, emotions, and even thoughts, through a psychic bond that is voluntarily formed through eye contact. they have claws that can easily kill a player in a couple of blows, and are very agile, allowing them to dodge arrows.
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what are their weaknesses?
endermen are weak to water. they dont really have to drink anymore because they evolved to survive in the End, where the only available water is dissolved in the air. they are used to absorbing small quantities of water through the skin via osmosis, so when even the smallest drop of water touches their skin, their cells absorb it too quickly and explode. this is manifested macroscopically as very painful burns, at least until the water stops touching their skin.
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whenever a player looks an enderman in the eyes, it is forced to freeze in place, becoming unable to move until the eye contact is broken. this is because of the aforementioned psychic bond, that is forcibly opened between the enderman and the player and is incredibly taboo to do outside of hauntings. when the player stops looking, the enderman becomes enraged due to the pain and the taboo, and attacks the player, usually killing them. some players wear carved pumpkins on their heads to be able to look at endermen without fear of being attacked. this works, for some unknown reason.
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if endermen could talk, what would they say?
Block Good. more chorus fruit P.lease :]
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