#emotional pitch

[mypositiveoutlooks]

Father's emotional pitch wins the hearts of all 5 ‘Shark Tank’ judges who team up on a $125,000 deal

All Shark Tank fans know that convincing all the 5 Shark Tank judges is next to impossible. Some contestants are lucky enough to get a deal with one or two investor judges. However, a father and son duo did not just go home with a staggering $125,000 deal; all the judges also teamed up to invest in their business for a 25% equity stake. Mark and Kenzo Singer had one goal: to get a $25,000 deal…

[paradubolical]

there are 2 interpretations of this ship and i love both of them

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Reasons to play In Stars and Time: Canon Pronoun Warfare.

[aru-art]

two-headed calf by laura gilpin

[chronicowboy]

merlin in 2009: haha silly, fun family-friendly retelling of arthurian leg-

merlin in 2012: you will choose the one you love over fate and destiny and life itself, you will condemn him by trying to save him, and though you have given your life for his time and time again without seeking any credit, he owes you more life debts than he can count and these debts will be repaid with a thousand lifetimes of grief and loneliness as you wait for the one life you get to share with him again

[pedripics]

a glimpse of us ✨

[pitchcanker]

I’ve had enough

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

Everyone pray I've just asked my mom to let me captain Thanksgiving cooking so she doesn't have to do anything

[i3utterflyeffect]

Imagine if Mango goes up to c!Alan and is just like "hey what the fuck did you do??" Just having someone directly confront him about what he did.

i've just been imagining this for several days i'm not gonna lie

i don't think this is even king merc au anymore but it's just. so funny.

reblogs > likes

[gallade-x-treme]

"You must no longer enjoy acting."

[elloras]

Ted Lasso: All Apologies

[neonhellscape]

youre disturbing them

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

you are so whimsical i qant to check out this mdzs (..??) because of your whimsical nature thank you sorry im very high and your art moved me emotionally

This is simultaneously the sweetest and funniest thing someone has sent me, thank you.

[brown-little-robin]

besties help the shipping alone on my ceramics supplies order is $88

[sapphorror]

Y'know... A lot of ZaDr fics have them either gradually drifting into a less contentious status quo or establishing a deeply bizarre multilayered dynamic that is nonetheless very consistent and beholden to its own rules—which works, to be clear, because slavish adherence to the rhythm of their endless 'game' is already their canon baseline.

WITH THAT BEING SAID. I think it would be very funny to depict a ZaDr dynamic in which they're like, on-again off-again nemeses. As they get older theyre gradually forced to acknowledge the true depth of their mutual attachment, but instead of actually improving themselves in any lasting way or compromising the conflicting elements into an ill-definable state of contentious codependence, they just start oscillating wildly between periods of obscenely clingy allyship and devotedly murderous enmity. There's never an in between. They'll dedicate all their energy to trying to horrifically torture each other to death, until one of them gets uncomfortably close to actually dying or an external crisis pushes them together or they just get bored—at which point, they become obnoxiously glued at the hip until one of them relapses into anxiety about their ambitions or an argument escalates past the the point of no return or they just get bored. And every time they both Really Mean It, They're Not Gonna Do This Anymore, before naturally going ahead and doing it again

[pitchcanker]

I WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN