#emo meter lmao

[just-some-random-blogger]

You know what, I was gonna dump this in the tags but I'm really going off now lol. In case it isn't obvious this is my opinion. Agree or disagree as you'd like 🫶 I mostly focused on the music aspect

Shadowheart is the clear answer. I don't think I need to elaborate but with her aesthetic and the 'no one gets me but my fellow comrades 😔😫' attitude, I'm 86% sure she cried when she watched the ghost of you mv for the first time. Definitely was one of the more aggressive people who went 'you wear pink, we wear black 🙄' but grew out of it like the rest of us.

Karlach could be a second, just cause she's pretty punk rock and I think she'd milk the phrase ITS NOT A PHASE MOM til the milk is sour and some. Definitely puts on eyeliner. She always tries to do a wing but fucks it up and claims she wanted it smudged anyway. EMO.

Wyll could be next. He uses what a catch donnie to measure how long a trip is (or the black parade, which is his life anthem; that song is literally for him). Destroyed his hair from chronic straightening. His dad banned him from touching his hair after he tried to color it (and honestly man fuck that guy, he's just jealous cos he's bald af).

Minthara would probably be into something more metal tbh. I feel like she'd only be into emo if idk karlach introduced it to her. She'd love a good mosh pit. Mosh pit instigating queen.

Astarion, if he was, would never admit to liking emo music. He probably discovered northern downpour, got interested, found out the band is the same one behind I write sins not tragedies, then gagged himself. Emo scum begone!

Gale would be interested in anything handed to him with passion but is a more casual listener. Just dabbles, ya know. Probably listens to Paramore the most because he has the hots for hayley and thinks shes an incredible performer. Thinks he looks hot in eyeliner.

Minsc is like gale. If you like it enough and you share it with him, he'd like it too. He would HATE the idea of skinny jeans tho. Super turned off by it. What do you mean I have to suffer for the aesthetic? Boo can't fit in my pocket. Nothing can 🫤.

Lae'zel would probably know of emo music and be indifferent towards it. But upon learning shadowfart is emo, would absolutely LOATHE emo music. 👎👎👎👎👎 Boo you whore. You can't sit with usssss!

Halsin would be open to emo culture if you shared it to him but girl this dude's spotify is mostly nature sounds 😐. I don't know what to tell you. Probably appreciates the emos who don't use deodorant 😭💀

Jaheria, respectfully, does not give a fuck. One of her 99 kids is probably emo and so she's like 'oh that's nice' but, again, clearly does not give a fuck.

Notes:

Emo here is defined as 00s pop-punk with emotionally forthright lyrics in the style of My Chemical Romance, etc. Known also for spawning a subculture with androgynous alternative styling with lots of belts, skinny jeans, black, and eyeliner (both genders). (Sorry Rites of Spring fans or any 90s emo fans lingering in my notes).

Fan, here, does not need to be overt - e.g. a companion could be a secret fan who does not belong to emo subculture, but really enjoys the music.

[mehilaiselokuva]

I remember someone asked if it was a good plan to learn Finnish entirely by reading the Kalevala, and today I will answer that in detail!

First, the collection of the book started in 1828. The texts were mostly collected from Karelia, where Karelian was widely spoken at that time. There is an ongoing debate on whether we can even call the book a "true Finnish patriotic classic" since it takes in parts of the Karelian culture and calls them Finnish (I won't go into this further) (my answer is no we can't we should make a new national book lmao)

Now the language aspect: the book is obviously written in Finnish. However, it is naturally Finnish as it was written in the 1800s. It is not language that is used today. The meter of the poetry is trochaic tetrameter, which requires words to be conjugated, declined, and bent to fit the mold.

Concrete example (Kalevala 1849):

Ennätti emo kysyä, vanhempansa tutkaella: "Kellen jousta jouahutat, kaarta rauta rauahutat?"

Modern Finnish literal translation by me (no Kalevala meter, modern Finnish word order):

Äiti ennätti kysyä, vanhempi tutkia: "Ketä päin tähtäät jousella, ammut rautakaarella?"

Modern Finnish by Rintala (With Kalevala meter):

Äitimuorinsa kyseli: “Ketä kyttäät Jouko-poika, mitä saalista halajat, miksi sihtailet selälle suurella sota-aseella?“

TLDR: a poem is a poem.

If you want to study the Kalevala, there is Avoin Kalevala , where you can hover over words that the makers have deemed archaic and see the modern Finnish translation.

However, no translation can teach you modern Finnish if your only source is the Kalevala.

[lakanakana]

2, 11, 38, 39

2) show us a picture of your handwriting

an ancient proverb and a bit of English nonsense thrown in too

11) what do you consider to be romance?

I honestly can't tell between romantic attraction and being besties but if you ask teen me it's when someone gets enough points on a list of attractive features (like living in the same country, having emo hair and liking cats) you use to evaluate them and based on that you can accept their confession and start dating.

Here's one example of those lists that you can literally carbon-date to be from 2012 based solely on the usage of the term "swaggot". I was about 12-13 years old.

You've gotta appreciate how my handwriting hasn't changed almost at all in 12 years

I think these were more like points I'd prefer to find out before accepting rather than an absolute test that you'd have to pass to get a good grade in "ok I'll start dating this guy". Pretty sure I never actually outright asked anyone if they masturbated to my little pony because holy fuck lmao what???????? I eventually stopped making these because I was told that calculating distances between home addresses was kinda creepy (￣▽￣||)

My current partner is one I picked based on me wanting to have sex with him and it's been so much fun! I've been so lucky because he doesn't even coerce me into sex and isn't mean to my male friends behind my back ^w^ (wow what a normal sentence to type um maybe I need some introspection on this)

So in the end I think romance is when you have fun with someone?

38) fave song at the moment?

夏物語 by コンシャスTHOUGHTS!! (Conscious thoughts - Natsumonogatari for those that can't read kana and kanji)

I switch between a select few fave songs every now and then and this is my current one ^o^ I like happy sounding stuff a lot

39) youtuber you’ve been obsessed with and why?

I mostly follow edutainment youtubers, my faves being channels like Tom Scott, Miniminuteman and Ben G Thomas, but I'd like to pick something outside of that scope:

GeoWizard

He's a GeoGuesser nerd who just aces the games as if it was no big deal, can pinpoint the precise locations of his patreons' pictures ( granted that they're taken outdoors) and does cross-country walking as a hobby. I really like his straight line missions where he walks across countries in a straight line. Deviation of 25 meters is allowed because you know mountains and shit. If he was a lizard or something he would pull it off in a total straight line I think.

He also does things like crossing cities without using roads and I think it's fascinating how many pretty places you can find among abandoned railways or sewage gutters!

He's just the kinda dude that can identify a country based on how the road is painted, but will happily walk into a bog and then get surprised about almost turning into a bog body <3

at 10:38 he's just like "uuuggghhh a muddy little puddle again :///" not exactly being aware that he's about to turn every kid's fear of quicksand traps into a reality for himself

[oceaniclavender]

WHEN YOU CANT SUPER BOOP ON MOBILE SO YOU ARE GETTING THE MANY BOOP INSTEAD FURY IS THY PAWS BEANS ARE THY GOD GET ABSOLUTELY BOPPED ABSOLUTELY BOOPED BAPPED PERHAPS BEANED BEYOND TO INFINITY AND BAP

The way this boop o meter has enabled the most cat bap impulse ever- also howdy I can’t tell what notifs are old boops or new so get booped back bapped bopped bap bap boop bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap BAP BAP BAP BOOP BOP BOOP BAP BOP BAP TO THE TOP BAP BAP ( ò w ó ) /)💥💥💥

[bon-is-gone]

https://www.tumblr.com/bon-is-gone/748757237890170880/fluttershy-so-yeah-i-made-mlp-infection-au?source=share

*perks up* found this trend a while ago and I loved seeing mlp infection aus...idk why but I think mlp horrors are the best horrors! Like human horrors make me feel uncomfortable but replace the humans with colorful ponies and I wanna see it! (My random guess is, not knowing if I'm right or not, because I'm scared of it being transmitted to humans?) Anyway, now I'm curious about it!

What are the stages? How did it begin? You planning to make a bunch of art for it? Write a story via comic or written or as I've seen some do...videos? Or just draw a bunch of ponies infected? Sorry if I'm pushy or nosey...just fluttershy went from 0-100 so fast in your pics of her and looked so good...she looked so cute before infection and terrifying after! You have a great artstyle! I just had to learn if this was a one hit-thing or if it will bloom into a story or something!

AGDHAGDHSGDHAGSHGA I STILL CANT GET USED TO THE FACT THAT PEOPLE LIKE MY STUFF AND IVE BEEN HERE FOR A YEAR NOW HDGAJGXISHDJ THANKYOUTHANKYOYTAHNKYOUTHANKYOU-

Ah yes, my favorite subject

Dying ponies with rabies 😌

Imma try and answer all the questions amigo, however I'm writing this in 2 in the morning with a sh*t ton of adrenaline from the fact that you asked (I'm gonna have a heart attack oh lord) so do forgive me if I missed one-

Oh ehem-

Stages

So the sickness which I took for this au is Rabies! Which I think a lot if you might know what it is. Ofcourse, this is a more messed up type of rabbies. There's only 3 stages since the person transforms quickly(in a 1 day). 1st stage: after the pony gets bit by a subject with rabbies they start feeling weak, tired and nauseous. They also all of a sudden get scared of water 2nd stage: the ponies body starts to hurt, usually specific body parts feel the most pain (for example with fluttershy its her front hooves), which then start to get longer, stretching. 3rd stage the ponies body becomes disfigured, they become extremely aggressive and blood-thirsty, foam will start pouring out of their mouth and completely forget who they were before.

How did it begin?

Some chemist pony probably tried to find a cure for different types of sickness in the mlp world but instead made a potion for the missed up rabbies. He tested on some animals and one of them escaped. The animal got to fluttershy(because she's always with animals so she shall be the first victim) and bit her. The infection would continue on with twilight who wanted to go check up on her but instead got attacked.

You planning to make a bunch of art for it?

Oh buddy. OH BUDDY- I already nade some sketches of how twilight and Pinkie pie are before and after getting infected. I do want to draw some background ponies with those meters (you know those ones with like "hunger: 50%" or something) specifically this guy

SILVER ZOOM 😎 I found him whilst browsing the mlp wiki for background ponies and omg I LOVE HIS DESIGN AJGDHSHDHWHDHDH

Also this fella

Crystal earth gives me "I FELL INLOVE WITH AN EMO GIRL" vibes and I'm DIGGING IT

Write or make a story/comic/video? Or just draw a bunch of ponies infected?

I'm not a writer so hard pass on the story. Comic would LOVE to do that, however I'm not used to drawing ponies like, at all, So it takes me a really long time to get the look right(especially with all the different angles of the head, yikes). Now, the video? Hell f*cking yeah. I planned on making a video 100% doing it like people do on tiktok (or in my case youtube because I am not going to that wretched place, no offense to anyone who goes there) but never made it since I got sidetracked with other stuff lmao. So currently I will stick to just solely making art, but I will make a video about it no doubt. Complete story? Probably not.

Again thank you so much for asking! It makes me super happy when people ask me about my stuff or just opinions on anything. (I did not get held enough as a child God damn-) and no worries about being pushy! (You weren't honestly)

This was Bon, signing out

[lizzyus]

My most painful dream abt my dr

(kinda storytime)

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okay, so that night I went to sleep as usual, I was kinda tired so I fell asleep quickly.

Then, I started dreaming.

I was sitting on a chair, the place was white and luxurious, it was like some kind of event between rich people, btw there were some idols sitting behind and in front of me (for some reason hyunjin is ALWAYS sitting close to me BAHAHAHAH). I realized (actually not cuz It wasn't a lucid dream) that maybe my s/o could be there, so I started watching EVERYWHERE. Finally, I found him sitting between his mom and a girl, some meters away behind me.

I wanted to go and speak to him but then a person started talking in front of everyone (discourse coded 💀) so I regretted it cuz yk it would be awk to stand up between a crowd SITTING.

Next scene was me and my mom having a very luxurious dinner. I remember I couldn't stop looking at the table where my s/o, his mom and that girl were sitting. I started feeling sad about it so I said to my mom: "im not feeling well"... SHE THOUGHT I WANTED TO VOMIT ????? It was so funny cause she even started yelling at me, yet she brought me a bucket just in case.

After the dinner went to an end, everyone was walking outside and I felt very emo, until a person just had a heart attack and a guard asked for everyone to go back inside the building. While everyone was inside I noticed I just forgot my mom, so I decided to sit at a place where some people were waiting their family. CASUALLY, I sat next to my s/o's mom. LIKE WHYYYYYYY I WAS SUFFERING ENOUGH.

anyways, we became friends and when I was goin to ask her abt her son, like if he was dating that random girl, MY S/O JUST APPEARED HOLDING HANDS WITH HER. I felt more emo than ever.

Before leaving, I waited some time in that place (it felt very awk) and while so, my s/o's mom showed me videos of my s/o and that girl being happy. Like laughing and having pretty good dates. My heart was literally bleeding just from thinking that. The worst part is that his mom said: "they're gonna marry soon". AIN'T NO WAY. 😭😭😭😭

me:

Yet I tried to keep calm at least until my mom arrived, hopefully I saw her close and before approaching, I said to my s/o and his gf:

"Wish you both a happy life together"

They were so stunned, ESPECIALLY MY S/O, LIKE HE HAD THIS FACE:

Anyways, while leading home, I was on a bus and "CASUALLY" my s/o's mom was next to the only free sit, and my s/o and his gf were some chairs away from his mom. They were laughing and being all lovey-dovey while I was sitting and feeling emo just by hearing them. 💀

it was so funny LMAOOOBAHAHAHABAHAH

I kept talking with my s/o's mom a lot, like we became true besties 😚, yet she always spoke abt how happy she was for her son. Time after we kept silence and I was looking outside the window, thinking about finally giving up on my s/o (we were friends in that dream, but I loved him, thing that it's canon in my Dr)

now, the most painful part-

I accidentally looked at the window's reflection and I saw my s/o being all lovey dovey with his gf. Then, he stopped and looked at her with sparkling eyes, smiling. Then he said: "I love you". AND THEY KISSED. IN FRONT OF ME. IN FRONT OF MY EYES. IN. FRONT. OF. MY. SOUL. It hurted so bad cuz my s/o was looking all gorg while laughing, plus it was afternoon so it felt nostalgic, so yk he looked all beautiful just by being happy, but it hurted so bad it wasn't with me yk... (I wanted to kms)

Then my s/o's mom invited me to have dinner at her house, I said yes cuz idk I was just hungry and wanted to watch my s/o before saying bye forever.

We arrived her home and my s/o and his gf went to a bedroom (not for doing the boombayah lmao, they were laughing while playing videogames). While so, I was in the kitchen with my s/o's mom preparing dinner. I was sad yet tried to focus but when I heard my s/o laugh I just BURSTED ON CRYING. His mom felt sad for me so we hugged, and suddenly my s/o and his gf appeared and they were in some kind of shock while watching us. Girl they were literally STUNNED. They acted like if they just saw a crime scene 💀💀💀

Hopefully, i woke up 😚

I felt extremely sad, like sososososo sad, it felt so damn real. The only good thing was that I felt more familiar with my s/o. But seriously it took me 3-4 days to fully recover from that shitty ass dream 💀💀💀 (I'll get you s/o's stealer 😈)

Hopefully I recovered and now it's funny lmaoo

anyways, ty for reading and happy shift/happy manifestation!! <33

[the-music-maniac]

LMAO that's totally the way it happens, you're SO CORRECT 🤣🤣 it needs to happen at the same moment for every single member, for maximum effect. Even funnier if up until that point every single one of them is angsting about never seeing their friends again as they knew them, the responsibility of the world on their shoulders etc. Etc. meanwhile they're all of 2 meters away from each other in Shinra, every single member present and memories intact. I want the moment of realization to hit them like a hammer. Oh no I was so emo for no reason.

To that point, speaking of "I used to have a friend who" and since this is a crack fic, I also think it would be hilarious if Sephiroth realizes they're all trying to kill him, and instead of like, doing anything much about it, decides that this is prime trauma dumping opportunity and just randomly breaks into depressing monologues whenever one of them tries to kill him. Like, y'know that Robert Pattinson meme? The one where he got a stalker but was so depressed he just agreed to go on a date with them, and then talked so much on said date that the stalker left. That type of energy. Like he was in Nibelheim, hand on his own tit "is this your hometown, I NEVER HAD A HOMETOWN" etc. etc.

This is a purely indulgent crack idea, but I think it would be very funny if there was this time travel fix-it for the events of FF7/Sephiroth's insanity, except instead of just one person getting sent back, almost everyone in Avalanche (Cloud, Vincent, Tifa, Barret, Yuffie, Nanaki, Cait Sith/Reeve, etc. ) gets sent back. And all of them think they're the only one that time travelled. So, you essentially have a bunch of people trying to pretend they don't know anything about the future and assuming no one else knows about the future, and being confused af 90% of the time because the others aren't reacting in a predictable way to what they know about the future.

How this happens could occur in one of two ways - everyone gets sent back at different time points, and so their initial efforts to kill Sephiroth before he becomes genocidal includes them one by one meeting Miniroth and going Oh No This Is A Child, and Sephiroth progressively getting more and more well adjusted by the time he meets the next time traveller because now he has a group of people hellbent on fighting Shinra and Hojo on his behalf with the dual reasons of you are not going to become another genocidal maniac under my watch, and Why Is The Child Fighting A War Who Authorized This. I think the order of time travel should happen with age (ex. Vincent arrives first, Cloud and Tifa and Nanaki arrive last, etc.).

Or they all show up at once when Sephiroth is an adult. All of them are covertly trying to assassinate him but failing bc they keep accidentally cancelling out each other's attempts.

I want a cartoonish level of obliviousness. Arguably Cloud, Reeve (or Cait Sith?????) and Cid, and potentially Nanaki, are the ONLY ones that really have the excuse to be in Shinra, so everyone is confused about why other people they know are suddenly There™ yet somehow not landing on the obvious answer of more than one time traveller. All of them bullshit just well enough to throw doubt bc they're all pretending they don't know anything about the future. Aerith has an inkling about what's going on bc the planet talks to her, but she's too entertained at the shenanigans to be much help. Zack has no idea what's going on, cause he's not a time traveller, or someone in kahoots with the planet. Shinra is in absolute chaos because of how much people are meddling. At the same time, everyone is simultaneously noticing that 1. Seph is surprisingly, a very normal (even kind?) guy. What gives. 2. Man was, on the contrary to popular belief, not walking around with delusions of grandeur or cackling evilly in the months before his sanity went kaput and is in fact, malnourished, overworked and depressed, 3. Hojo and Shinra were even bigger bastards than expected.

Meanwhile Sephiroth is there like: man, people sure are up in my business a lot lately. He's thinking this as he stares dead eyed out the window, with his tenth cup of coffee in hand and a sheath of thick paperwork tucked under his arm. Behind him is Barret hiding (badly) in a fake plant.

I dunno how but this results in every one of our beloved protagonists (and Sephiroth) surviving, no one going insane, and Hojo dying an awful death. And then the gradual dismantling of Shinra, hurray.

[babymilkawa]

I’ve been binge reading your content bc it’s amazing🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️Can you do the kuroo, bokuto, Osamu with a s/o who is 5’1 with an rbf abd attitude but is also sweet & clingy and would totally help a person in need👩🏻‍🦯👩🏻‍🦯👩🏻‍🦯

Omg ty 🤧🤧 enjoy <33

scary but sweet s/o headcanons with:

kuroo tetsuro, bokuto kotaru, miya osamu

gn!reader :)

kuroo testuro

so a lot of people take one glance at you and shy away

you honestly look like you would kill anyone who would enter your 10 meter circle HAHAH

Kuroo gets a kick out of that tho

he loves that people find you intimidating even though you’re like tiny compared to him

he thinks you're adorable

and he loves seeing their surprised faces when you hand him a water bottle or a towel with a smile

you don’t act much different in front of the team

only those who know you really well know that you’re actually very fun to be around

you’re not the team’s manager but there have been so many times where you’ve walked in with a box of snacks, filled with each player’s favorite

when you first met the team, Yamamoto was all “I don’t like the face they’re giving me, are they always like this?”

and kuroo’s just laughing and shrugging, not wanting to spoil the fun by telling him that you can be an angel sometimes

he doesn’t really need to tell people that you’re actually very nice

you’ve proven it yourself, it’s just that on the surface you can look a bit scary

he doesn’t intrude unless people are straight up trash talking to you

then you can see him looming over them, telling them that they’re sh*tty ppl for judging someone based on how they look

but if you’re there when it happens, he’ll let you handle it

lmao imagine him lifting you up so you can punch their face at their level adhjkdhKAJHJDF

your height difference..is just..so cute..

im average height but I haven’t had any friends that tower over me to give me those warm bear hugs shdfjh sad life

bokuto kotaru

doesn’t get why ppl would see you as intimidating

like LOOK AT MY PRECIOUS Y/N AWW UR SO CUTE SQUISH SQUISH

yea he’ll squish your cheeks, rub his face on yours and people fear for his life

*dramatic intake of breath* “bokuto!”

but instead you smile up at him and kiss kiss fall in love! dudududu <- if u kno where that’s from come and collect ur kith 😤

HAHHAHDSJH

BUT IT’S HILARIOUS OMG

JUST IMAGINE YOU STANDING NEXT TO HIM LIKE >:( while he’s several heads taller than you all 😄🌈💝💫

when he’s in emo mode...most ppl would think that you’d ask him to suck it up 

but you’re rather patient and kind to him

you make fukurodani’s team look menacing but you get their ace out of his moods 

they couldn’t be more grateful

gives Akaashi some time off too 🥱

mans not getting paid enuf for playing nanny

if anyone ever talks trash about the team, you’re kicking their kneecaps off

that’s just how it is 🤷🏽‍♀️

same if they make fun of your height

bUT AWW WAIT ANOTHER IMAGINE

LIKE IMAGINE THEM WINNING A GAME, U RUN TOWARDS BOKUTO AND HE PUTS U ON HIS SHOULDERS THATS SO CUTE AHDFKJH

bokuto calls you baby owl

the rest of the team calls you mother owl WAIT NO THATS AKAASHI AHSH

ugh but I love how he can just wrap himself around you and you’re completely hidden

BEAR HUGS COME AND GET EM

miya osamu

you get teased a lot by atsumu and that always triggers a fight with them both

Obvi u know it’s playful banter

Samu will just lean his arm on your head sometimes

you duck out of the way before he can even graze a strand on your head and he goes crashing down

it’s hilarious cuz he’s tryna hide his pout

if sumu does that to you, he’s immediately whining T-T

but of course with osamu u can always make it up to him with cuddles 

honestly, you scare your boyfriend’s brother sometimes

he’ll be teasing you and you turn around with that look and he’s got ants crawling on his skin 

but o man with osamu, if he overworks himself, he’ll literally dread seeing your look of disapproval

if looks cud kill amiright

but you still tend to his wounds and make sure he’s taking care of himself

even if you look like you’re this 🤏��close to strangling him

ugh don’t even get me started on his fans

some of them are cowards obviously, they’ll whisper behind their back like “who do they think they are,,acting all cocky like that just because osamu asked them out..hmph”

ladies woah better watch that mouth of yours

u don’t want ur dear osamu to hear you

he will give them a look equivalent to ur rbf

power couple les go

a/n: requests are open! hope u liked it :)

haikyu!! masterlist

[karasunology]

⸙ ˚₊ ➷ BOKUTO KOUTARO BEING A DAD HEADCANONS! ❞

✎ . . . will you please write about oikawa, bokuto, and sugawara as dads?? :>

❝ ― submitted by @ nonnie <3 ❞

-ˏˋ ➶ character(s) ━ bokuto koutaro <3

[ trigger warnings ━ slight manga spoilers !! ]

✎ . . . DAD HEADCANONS.

[ SUGAWARA KOUSHI & OIKAWA VERSION. ] [ MIYA ATUSMU VERSION. ] [ KUROO TETSURO & KOZUKE KENMA VERSION. ] [ IWAIZUMI HAJIME VERSION. ]

-ˏˋ playing soleil's tape ˊˎ-

[ 📼 ] . . . no thoughts, head and heart full of bokuto koutaro

BOKUTO KOUTARO.

➜ bokuto wanted to have a baby with you

➜ that's it that's the tweet thank you for reading😌💅

➜ i'm kidding don't leave, i have abandonment issues

➜ just like oikawa, kou ─ your husband, has gotten baby fever and it wasn't going down any minute until bb boy gets his way

➜ phew, i'd let him get his way with me✋😳

➜ bokuto was great with kids, always playing around with them in a park as if he was one of them, and both of you knew that

➜ and when bokuto sees that you're also good with kids, mans knew he wanted to build a family with you

➜ he wanted not just one, because seeing what both of you created taking in different forms and pieces of their parents would leave him so proud

➜ would very much take it as a sign from the universe saying to him that the both of you were meant to be patents

➜ the day he lets you awknowledge his little daydream, was when the both of you were sitting down on the coach re-watching his match last week after babysitting one of your guys' friend's kid

➜ mans couldn't TAKE IT ANYMORE

➜ the way you coo at the child, you cooked with the child and just the way you tenderly supported the kid with your arms as you helped him reach a toy from the shelf

➜ and of course, you accepted it; there wasn't any other man other than kou that you wanted to start a family with

➜ let's just say mans wanted to make one right then and there after you confessed to him that you wanted to start a family with him as well

➜ and y'all did just that💀

➜ after receiving the news of your pregnancy, bokuto has never been more happy, aside from those times he won a match on nationals and, well ─ marrying you

➜ but in the white noise of excitement and joyfulness, there was a lingering thought and it was terrifying; what if he doesn't make enough time for both you and his child because of volleyball? will he have to take a break from it? would your child love him?

➜ bokuto was now down to emo mode just with the thought of your guys' children hating him

➜ and when the thoughts became to unbearable, he contacts akaashi.

“ bokuto-san, ” koutaro could tell akaashi was thinking about it before saying something,

“ you're one of the best men i know that's good with children; don't waste your time sulking about nonsensical what if's, when the present is right there in front of you ”

➜ akaashi was, to say the least, your one of your children's godfather.

➜ but the day your babies was going to arrive, it was as if your husband had a switch and unlike the usual ─ he was the one supporting you

➜ he held your hand, squeezing them to let you be aware that he's right there by your side, knowing that you needed all the support right now and he gave it to you

➜ tenfolds the support you gave him

➜ and when be first saw the first triplet being born, he knew right there that he fell in love once again, but with the child he has co-produced with the love of his life !!

➜ i just wanted to say that y'all's kids are NIGHT OWLS, literally, gets the biggest bursts of energy at ungodly hours

➜ koutaro would still get anxious and terrified, but there was something about your triplets that puts him at ease ─ like, one thing he'd be doubting himself and then the next thing, he'd be all fuzzy inside when his three triplets just looked like a litter of puppies asking for his attention on his lap

➜ and he'd just, revert back to reality seeing how blessed he was and stopped doubting himself and just live in the present

➜ EYE ─ I'M SO SOFT I CAN'T😭✋

“ now say dada ” he encouraged the little sunshines on his lamp as a youthful giggle serenated from his son's lips

“ dawa ─ ” the baby tried to copy his words, before shreiking of laughter when kosuke saw the defeated look on his father's face, somehow bringing him joy

➜ while his baby girl, kouzumi, was peacefully attached to him as the most interesting in her golden eyes were his hair ─ attempting to reach her arms to his hair, making grabby arms

➜ after a few months, you've noticed how much your triplets were in sync with their father ─ all together, being balls of sunshine

“ you've been trying for hours kou, take a break. ” you laugh, as you looked up from the book you were holding seeing your husband housing an offended look, and of course ─ a weird sound, a scoff? you didn't know, until, your other son imitated him

➜ almost perfecting the one he made

➜ and bokuto was ECSTATIC

“ hONEY, HONEY, OH MY GOD DID YOU HEAR THAT? ” he squealed, as his son imitated his sound again

“ he's responding to me !! ”

“ dO IT AGAIN KOSUKE ” he says as he takes out his phone

➜ the type of father to do the peek-a-boo game with his triplets and doing it perfectly as they're just enamured by his father as if he was doing some avada kedevra shit 😭🗿

➜ hey queen!! 🙆👑 GIRL, YOU HAVE DONE IT AGAIN, CONSTANTLY RAISING📈📉 THE BAR🔝 FOR US AND DOING IT F L A W L E S S  L Y

➜ the type of father that would never miss any important moments with his children, even though he's a busy with volleyball especially since it's his profession

➜ the type of father that has too many videos of his children on his phone saying papa in different ways, trying to imitate him, first steps, first laugh & JUST EVERYTHING

➜ has a whole usb of his children, three folders for each of them

➜ has a whole ass frame of his daughter's drawing from five years old of him and her and he would NOT let anyone touch it other than him and maybe you when you when you need to dust off the frames because it's getting too dusty

➜ you guys would always be there to support him no matter what, either in the stands of at home

➜ but when you guys do visit his games and cheer him on, MANS WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE

“ mommy !! look, daddy's coming ” kaoru, the youngest of your triplets, tugged softly on your coat

➜ you smiled as you saw your husband running up to you and your kids after his matches as a few reporters, in respect, stood a few meters away from you guys, taking kosuke on his right arm, the other with kaoru and on top of his shoulders was kouzumi tugging on her father's spiked hair she could never seem to get over with

“ ahH ─ my hair baby girl, you're kinda hurting daddy ” koutaru laughed as your daughter tried processing his words before wrapping her arms around his head softly to not fall off a small gasp escaping her lips

“ i'm sowry for hurting you daddy! ” she exclaimed as her brothers tried telling her off while the reporters just watched in awe at her

“ don't hurt daddy just because he lets you on top of there ─ ” kosuke scolded her, slightly jealous that she had the highest view

“ ─ yeah! ” your youngest vigorously nodded his head as he agreed to his brother, both obviously pouting that she had the chance to be ontop of their father's shoulders

“ uh kou, i can take them now since there's a few people wanting to interview you. ” you offered as you jerked your head onto the reporters directions smiling at them

“ oh no ma'am !! it's alright, we also kinda wanted to interview your children as well, since a lot of netizens are curious about them, seeing them everywhere on his socials. ”

➜ you guys agreed as they start asking you guys questions, but more to the triplets as they responded cutely, their identical amber eyes looking at them like an owl in curiousity

➜ JUST IMAGINE THREE ADORABLE OWL LOOKING KIDS HANGING ON TO THEIR MOTHER OWL AND BOKUTO JUST LOOKS LIKES A MONKEY BAR LMAO

➜ like these kids just attached to him lmao

➜ but there are times where he has to go on tournaments, training camps, olympics & probably photoshoots/commercials ngl and these three owls he left in your care are in EMO MODE LMAOO😭✋

➜ they got it from their dad, and you were now stuck with three emo bokutos but times three

➜ wow multiplication

➜ when she's a mathematician😍

➜ but bokuto would honestly also miss his children clinging to him for dear life

➜ like they would never be separated without having facetime calls every five hours

➜ but your kids understood that he has other things to do and theg try not to complain that much for your sake

➜ your kids are actually sweethearts okay 🥺

➜ when they grew up, his sons were still attached to him but they weren't as clingey as when they were in their childhood days ─ but your daughter phew, your daughter used to be the clingiest of them all and now it's just none, nonexistent, vanished, obliviated, avada kedevra LMAO

➜ like you know how teenagers be

➜ and your husband was DEPRESSED ABOUT IT

➜ his bb girl won't touch his hair anymore :(

➜ his bb girl won't be a little girl no more :(

➜ especially when kouzumi starts having boyfriends😭 MANS WAS SAD THAT THERE ARE ALREADY BOYS OTHER HIM IN HER LIFE

➜ it felt as if it wasn't even yesterday that kouzumi said that she don't need no prince, she'll be both a fucking princess and knight in shinning armor

➜ ugh periodt💅

➜ and koutaro's nows just like

“ WHERE DID ALL THAT TALK GO ?? ”💀💀💀

➜ ALSO BOKUTO GIVES THE BEST ADIVCES NO CAP

➜ gives volleyball advices, relationship advices better than u could ever

➜ this is getting too long but, even if some of his kids may not show it anymore, they still love their father so much and won't let anyone replace him because he's basically the ace of their hearts.

[hanniejji]

KAGEYAMA, USHIJIMA, BOKUTO, AND IWAIZUMI AS OLDER BROTHERS

[ kageyama tobio x y/n ] [ ushijima wakatoshi x y/n ] [ bokuto koutaro x y/n ] [ iwaizumi hajime x y/n ]

anon: Hiii could you perhaps do the characters as your older brother headcanon for Kageyama, Ushijima, Bokuto, and Iwaizumi pleaseee

note: i love writing this types of headcanons dhahkfjs im soft for platonic shit uwu | m.list

warnings: non

KAGEYAMA TOBIO

chill bro number two

istg if you don't drink milk are you even siblings except if you're lactose intolerant

altho kags is such a dork and has no brain cell, i think he'd be such a cute and responsible brother

walks you to and from school

buys you milk or your fav drink it's milk from the vending machine

you better buy him sum too

if you're smart he's gonna come to you for lessons even if you're a year younger lmao

probably teaches you volleyball goodbye other career

you better cheer him on his games too >:)

he's comfy with you and probably says the weirdest shit around and only to you because he knows you wouldn't judge him

will go to you for help if he's feeling indifferent or if he's upset

watching him grow out of his king arc and into the greatest setter makes you so proud you'll burst into tears :')

USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI

he's actually your dad lmao

treats you like a baby because that's what you and you need to be treated with the utmost care and love uwu

you probably take after his ignorance fjskgjs

you can be confused about life together gkdjfk

you're best friends with tendou too there's no escape from that

he won't force you into volleyball but if you want to learn he's eager and glad to be the best teacher uwu

very very very protective uwu

texts you a lot to make sure you're safe or healthy and scolds you if you ever skip on resting and eating

you're very important to him so your presence in his games help him a lot!

he smiles a lot when you're around too :))

very very very gentle with you too uwu

carries you around on his back all the time and it doesn't matter if weight a lot ma'am/sir

have you seen his arms? he thicc

remembers every little thing you tell him fbslfj

loves it when you call him 'big brother' abfks it makes him soft and he spoils you the most

BOKUTO KOUTARO

LOVES YOU A LOT UWUWUWU

chaotic siblings™

if he's doing shit, you're probably involved in it too :D

akaashi is your mom and he's tired of both of your bullshit gkdjf

very affectionate!!!

if he sees you from afar he's gonna scream your name and run towards you like an excited puppy

will demand you to come to his matches and will be very sad if you don't come >:(

also protective but doesn't hover around you too much fkshf

goes to you when he's in emo mode :((

"lil sis/bro :((" with a very very very sad pout while asking for hugs gkshf

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR IMPROMPTU BACK HUGS

he also carries you while he does this just to make you squeal or laugh fkdi

will be sad if you're sad :((

your smile or laugh refreshes his battery and suddenly he feels as if he's on top of the world

"I'M THE BESTEST BROTHER, ASK MY LIL SIS/BRO" you better say yes

IWAIZUMI HAJIME

parent siblings™

you probably have the same vibes as him oof

your friends probably thirst over him too gksbfos

he's a very cool bro!

teases you a lil bit too

will do everything in his power to keep you away from oikawa fjspf

not too affectionate but will hug you tightly when you're sad and a few kisses on top of your head uwu

your number one hype man and will always talk about how proud he is of you to his friends

will be a bitch about it in front of you tho gkshfo

oikawa's jealous of you because you always see iwa's soft and sweet side lmao

"oi, lil pup"

scares every man the talks to you and will tell you to keep a five meter distance from men

"men are disgusting, do not engage"

buys you your favorite foods and will always have a day dedicated to you and only you uwu

gives the best advices and encourages you a lot whenever you're doubting yourself

[ma-milkovich]

tagged by the wonderful @shameless-notashamed

Name: mary

Single or taken: very singles and never been in a relationship and that’s something that used to bother me but i think i’m finally okay with being single which is a weird development

Crushing: is this like do i have a crush on anyone? then no

Height: 5’11 or 1.803 meters

Favorite color: turquoise or teal or like a sky blue? it’s a shade of blue but it varies definitely

Best friend: yes i actually have two best friends i’ve known one for 16ish years and one for 13ish years

Ever want to get married: yeah i’d like to eventually

Want kids: i do, i’ve always wanted kids

Thai zodiac sign: so according to my thai zodiac sign i’m a cancer

Last drink: water

Goth, emo, or both: ummmmm i guess emo was more of my timeline even though i never really considered myself to be either

Glasses: no i’m actually the only one of my siblings who doesn’t wear glasses but i do wear sunglasses all the time because i’m also the only one with colored eyes so their sensitive

Makeup: i don’t wear any and if i did it would have to be done for me. i didn’t have money to afford makeup in high school when i feel like everyone else learned how to do it and then when i finally started working and could afford to buy make up i felt like i was passed the age where is was acceptable to walk around with learning stage makeup work lmao

Cat or dog: i love both but i’ve never had either :(

Good or evil: good?

Favorite sport: mmmmmm volleyball i think

Favorite animal: mmmm i love cows and i love monkeys

Weird: i guess? lmao

Weird fact: about myself? i have double jointed thumbs which i don’t know if it’s weird but

Do you have haters: i mean probably? i don’t think i’ve been around this app long enough to have any here but like in life there’s probably people who hate me

Funny or nah: i think i’m hilarious so

Apple or samsung: apple has the tightest grip around my throat (but i do have a samsung chrome book instead of a laptop or mac book because i don’t make that kind of money)

Smart: about some things yes and i work hard to get good grades still being in school so (but i am also so very very stupid)

i’m tagging @y0itsbri @lipgallagherstan @mickpause @9x07fiona @grumpymickmilk @mrsinistertype @mickeysfreckles @overwhelmed-blueberry-muffin @mickasanlove and anyone else who wants to do it <3

[itsgoldenlikedayllight]

I'm like, a week late for this but it still fits cause it's just an on going, never ending emotion ajsjs what a mood

@itsgoldenlikedayllight I’m listening to Seventeen, time to cry

[mintzias]

i don’t think a real introduction post is necessary for me, but i’m still gonna yeet my new character your way. relatively new, beau has been a wip for a while but i never wanted to bring him anywhere for some reason. didn’t feel right before but now i’m gonna try.

anyway, since he’s been under works for a while i actually have a proper info sheet about him saved, so i’m just gonna tweak it a bit and post it under a readmore for anyone who might be interested! he’s not as infuriating as james thank god, so there might be some more connections to me made.

and this is a way for me to feed my obsession with supercars lmao.

tw car accident, death, violence, long post.

born in london to an american mother and english father. spent the first two years of his life in england, being tended to by countless nannies his parents eventually found useless and hired a new one. luckily for beau being so young, he hardly felt the impact of the familiar faces always changing.

on his third year of life he moved to america when his parents were offered a new businesss proposition that required them to be on site most of the time. he lived a posh life in manhattan and was graced with the finest kindergarten while the chaos with the nannies kept on going. not too academically inclined even as a youth, he spent most his time causing trouble and running around like a rascal he still is. this did help him make friends and he was a more physical kid than mental, so he fell easily into the stereotypical boy group.

he was twelve (and his new baby brother was four) when another move came upon them and the family rented out their home and packed their bags. tokyo was calling them for the future and beau was grumpy as hell that he had to leave behind all his friends, and everything he had learned to know just because his parents found a new project to take part in.

they moved, and beau had a hard time adjusting to new culture and new language. he became reclusive and very emo about the injustice his parents made him go through, and it took him close to three years to get his life relatively normal again. he went to school and learned the ways of his new hometown, and reluctantly made friends with his classmates. 

things started to go well and his parents’ project calmed down enough for them to spend more time as a family and not just two businesspeople with a child. things were normal for them, beau continued his academics and his role as an older brother, which would become twice as difficult when his youngest brother was born.

a simple life went by quickly and the next memorable moment was when beau enrolled in university. he wanted to attend a vocational school but his parents scolded him for such menial ideas and told him to keep up his image by getting himself a business degree. he begrudgingly agreed just to please his parents, and with a promise that he would be taking over the million-dollar business.

most of his high school friends parted ways when he started his new studies, but he had a safety new of four when he first stepped into his adulthood, and the harder studies he knew he wouldn’t be able to finish. it was hell, and even if beau tried his hardest, he barely got acceptable grades and was close to flunking. that’s when he met ayame.

romantic meeting or not, she started tutoring him first and eventually they fell in love. they began dating at 19, and it looked like it would last forever. his parents approved of her, and her parents approved of him even with his insecurity about being a foreigner and a whiny white boy.

she was a classic girl-next-door until she dared to show her rebellious side. it took her a year to gather the courage to bring him along to her nightly escapades, and that’s how beau was introduced to street racing. it was a tight community, the underbelly of the tokyo he had learned to know and the racers he had only heard rumors about. ayame was right at home with the gangs and introduced him to them. it became a frequent thing they did together, and ayame taught him their ways, how to race like a pro. it was an adrenaline spike and beau became addicted to it, spending more and more time with the crew while his academics plunged below the point where they could’ve still be saved.

it didn’t take him long to drop out and focus his entire attentions to the races. he never told his parents about his failure as a student, but they didn’t have time to ask him either. he kept his illegal activities away from the eyes of his family and never pulled them into the dangerous lifestyle he was leading.

being acquainted with the wrong side of the law helped beau fake his graduation as well, the fear of his parents knowing of his incompetence fresh on his mind. after the papers were presented, he told them he’d found a job and would be moving in with his girlfriend for better access to the workplace. they agreed and wished him well, and that’s when he became his own man.

he did indeed live with ayame, and they were happily together for four years before he popped the question and they got engaged. it was the happiest time of his life, and the engagement held for a year forward before they would be tragically torn away from each other. 

they partook in a race as a celebration, ayame with her own car and beau with the one he had won some time before. it was a high-stakes race, every car on the line, winner takes all sort of situation. the couple was confident of their chances to walk away with three new supercars, the confidence coming from countless of races won in the past.

the winding roads were coming to an end and beau held his first place while his soon-to-be wife was second. it seemed like a clear win for them until the third placer abandoned the rules set for the race and rammed his car against ayame’s, causing her to lose control in the speed. her wheel hit the curb and spun out, crashing violently, spinning on the asphalt for several meters before coming to a stop.

there was not even a thought spared for the possible win when beau caught what happened through the rearview mirror. the two others that were in last place were the next ones to stop by ayame’s wreckage, and beau yelled at them to help him get her out of the car. when her body finally laid in his arms, she was barely breathing. he tried everything he could to get her to wake up and come back to him, but despite his best efforts, she drew her final breath.

beau was crushed. his entire life fell into pieces when he held his wife for the last time. he was forcefully pulled away from her when the ambulance and police were closing in and his fellow racers tried their best to keep him from going into a rage when he arrived at the finish line. reasoning with him was impossible and his keys were confiscated when he tried to get back to her, his wife. when there was no way to get out, he lashed out at the one that ran her off the road, beating him into a bloody mess. he was restrained before he could take it too far, but the still fought the men holding him back.

he informed his parents, and mourned with her family. the support of her parents helped him stay in line and not lash out too violently even if no day went past that he would cry his eyes out and hit the walls. as much as her accident haunted him, he didn’t withdraw from the races and became determined to get revenge on the man that caused her death. 

avenging her was nothing short of wrathful. on the same road, the same time of the day, same conditions. he abandoned the set rules and swerved full-body against his car when passing him, sending the man into an uncontrollable spin. the wreck wasn’t as bad and the man survived, but beau didn’t stop to help him. he didn’t finish the race and went home, sent a message to his friends and family telling them he was moving back to america. 

trying to adjust back to the american life was hard and without a proper education he didn’t get a job that could support him. as much as he wanted to give up his career in racing, he weaseled his way back into similar crews and got his debut on the streets. it was no different from what he did in tokyo and the competition was the same, still falling behind him after the starting line. he built his reputation from ground up until his name was just a hushed whisper during the meets, their glances full of fearful respect. he left everything behind in tokyo and tries to live his life to the fullest. death doesn’t deal with warnings, a motto to live by.

FUN FACTS!

his everyday car is a 2017 McLaren 570S, while his main racing car is a 2002 mazda rx-7 spirit.

races independently but has claimed a crew for himself nonetheless ( forest hill riders | f.h.r )

owns a private garage where he stores the best cars he has won.

out of sentimentality, the license plate of his day to day car is ‘AYAME’.

he still tells his parents he works in business that pays extremely well. sound weird to say “yeah i make a couple of mil for driving and selling illegal cars”.

he doesn’t admit that he flexes his cars but he absolutely flexes his cars.

careless af with his money. hears someone say “i want that” and he’ll step up and buy it.

takes his work very seriously and is very stoic when it comes to preparing for a race.

fluent in japanese and english, and can put on a british accent like no ones business.

refuses to drive white cars. hates them in fact. does not like white cars.

bought a 1992 honda nsx and restored it to the same condition as ayame’s car was before the crash, down to the smallest imperfection and craziest mods. it’s not in use, but has stood in the garage for nine years.

WANTED CONNECTIONS

another racer, a type of frenemy situation where the competition is playful yet serious. they would have known for at least ten years and hang around each other during meets, but have a wedge between friendship due to different crew affiliation.

either one of his brothers (born 1993 and 1995) who don’t know about his lawless lifestyle but have made something of themselves. or not. i haven’t put much thought into them, just that beau was fiercely protective of them before leaving tokyo. all they know is that he makes money, has a job, and that he’s still shaken from the accident years ago but kept to himself.

any other connections are welcomed too! i’m bad at coming up with these lmao. if you got this far, thanks! 

[fullmetal-the-last-alchemist]

mtmte issue #40: lj is already crying (from happiness?) so it must be good

THE COVER.....ratchet smiling... swerve giving tailgate a piggy-back ride.... im so :’)

and the OTHER COVER!!!! I LOVE TAILGATE AHHH

magnus: what do u have??

tailgate: A HOVERBOARD!!!

magnus: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eugh. pharma.

(sees tailgate) BABEY BOOOOOYYYY

oh geez rip swerve’s business lmao

ur daily reminder: i love rodimus

chromedome: don’t throw my husband under the bus i swear to god

aww nautica :(

“oh a TIME machine” djghskJHSDG RIPTIDE I’D DIE FOR YOU

im more sympathetic to brainstorm now but at the same time he’s SO obnoxious

“ultar mgsuna” dhgjskh rodimus i love u

perceptor is rock fucking hard rn

im so sad abt everyone :( like..nautica....brainstorm......

tailgate’s curly straw i LOVE him

ok so i hate getaway! fuck this guy! fuck him!

im so sad :( STOP HURTING TAILGATE’S FEELINGS U FUCK

ratchet?? old man ratchet?? borrowing tailgate’s hoverboard????

oh - OH ratchet’s talking about drift....im.....so emo guys

oh geez. i think rung needs a hug

the tiny minimus djghsKJHSD IM CRYING...

wow ratchet really did all that just to check up on his friends and make sure they’re All Good huh. love this emoionally stunted lonely old gay man

o h y M GOD THE HOVERBOARD TEN MADE FOR TAILGATE.... THATS the CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

ooh ten made that minimus didn’t he

TEN’S ROOM......I JUST...I STARTED CRYING. OK. WOW

THE TINY LOST LIGHTERS....MY fuvking HEART CAN’T TAKE THIS

ok jro arrested for making me cry again

RATCHET TALKING ABT DRIFT IM

FUCK U JRO

GOD

my heart hurts and i am so sad. dratchet reunion #when

im getting stabbed right in the fuckin kokoro

MINIMUS AND TEN IM.....

ahh rung and skids hanging out too!!!

and BRAINSTORM AND NAUTICA :’) im crying the new wrench is perfect

hhhhh ravage got megatron a briefcase....Oh Dear

RATCHET’S LEAVING TO GO FIND DRIFT :’) IM SO TENDER AND GAY.........

i don’t even have the words my heart is just. filled with emotions. love for ratchet meter currently clocking in at 1000%

“first successful attempt at saying goodbye properly” FAM :’) im gonna cry i love this so much

[azurele]

ooh i’ve never done one of these before, my emo twin @urfavegayfeminist tagged me so here it goes!

name - alice

star sign - pisces. I Will Cry

height - 5’7” perfectly balanced, as all things should be

put your library on shuffle; what are the first 4 songs that come up?

1. champion - fall out boy

2. shut the front door (too young for this) - forever the sickest kids

3. the last of the real ones - fall out boy (it’s a good album okay)

4. high hopes - panic! at the disco (a fucking BOP)

grab the book nearest you and turn to pg 23, what’s on line 17?

lmao i’m sorry i actually can’t find a book

ever had a poem or song written about you? - yes! my girlfriend wrote a poem about me a few years ago :)

when was the last time you played air guitar? - god if i know the answer to that one.

who is your celebrity crush? - kristen stewart, anna kendrick, anne hathaway

what are 1. a sound you hate, and 2. a sound you love?

1. The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after y

2. birds chirping, the groan of my friends when i make a shitty pun

do you believe in ghosts? - i used to, but not anymore

how about aliens? - absolutely. no hecking way we’re all alone out here

do you drive? - yeah. i even do pizza deliveries

if so, have you ever crashed? - only into a deer, like a true midwesterner. on a pizza delivery actually.

what was the last book you read? - yikes if i could remember that

do you like the smell of gasoline? - if it isn’t too strong. it reminds me of my grandparent’s house growing up and the golf cart they had to drive around their property

what was the last movie you watched? - doctor strange, i think?

what’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? - i fractured my skull on my bedframe when i was 7 and had to get staples. the scar is still there but it’s usually covered by my hair

do you have any obsessions right now? - bubble tea and doubting myself

do you tend to hold grudges against people who’ve done you wrong? - not usually, especially if they’ve attempted to make it right

in a relationship? - yeah 💖 three years with my coffee bean that’s finally getting updated from super long distance to acceptable distance!

i’m going to tag said bean so she can do this too! @vivoconlasolitudine

[dayoung-remade]

tea on all moon signs 👀 ,, and also i !! really !! love !! your !! blog !! my heart flips everytime u post ajhssjsjdj 😤💓💘💞💖❤