#emma watson was like ‘i cant believe im talking to a candle!’ like we get it disney
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i was playing dmc 3 for the first time and i love how ridiculously over the top it is and i wish capcom did the same for resi like obviously not as outlandish as dmc but again the whole like “dark serious tone” of resi remakes just feels weird as a capcom game and it kinda feels like it insists upon itself
#resizura rants#re2r critical#its kinda like how in the live action beauty and the beast they tried to make it more realistic or self aware#emma watson was like ‘i cant believe im talking to a candle!’ like we get it disney#i think most people got ‘its an enchanted castle and magic’ and the people who didnt are just unimaginative#i think its the worst with re2r because all of the dialogue is written like we’re supposed to be taking everything seriously#but its so tonally disconnected with the events that its out of place#like theyre just saying stuff to sound cool? if that makes sense#like every leon and ada interaction#og ada was stupidly cryptic but also her dialogue was also her trying to get away from leon cause she had work to do#and remake ada is like fully leaning into the *mysterious spy oooh who is this woman femme fatale thing* like its a 1950s noir film#if the trenchcoat already didnt give it away#and honestly them changing ada so much is a huge example of this because she is a spy in aesthetic only#like was ANYONE convinced that she was just a regular fbi agent? no! she was so sus right off the bat!#because they were like ‘we need to make her look like a spy! quick give her a weird coat and glasses!’#they didnt think about how to apply her being a spy other than her clothes and her being ‘mysterious’#taking leon more seriously as a COP making ada cosplay a SPY and forgetting sbout claire its all just too much for me
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bruna tagged me and i gotta do it cus her life is on the line if i dont so like i guess ill tag some of u if ya wanna do it
(it’s supposed to be 20 but like i dont know 20 of yall so like ill tag @evelynebrochu @delphines @odetteannable @gaytiemcgrath mm yeh
Rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.
last
1. drink - almond milk latte
2. phone call - i ignore all phone calls
3. text message - my best friend
4. song you listened to - monotonia // the growlers
5. time you cried - mmm like a month ago
ever
6. dated someone twice? - nope
7. kissed someone and regretted it - not really
8. been cheated on - not that i know of so like no
9. lost someone special - in a way i guess
10. been depressed - mmm yeh
11. gotten drunk and thrown up - yeah thas why i cant stand tequila
fave colours
12. light pink
13. black
14. white
in the last year have you…
15. made new friends - yep
16. fallen out of love - no ive never been in love so like lmao
17. laughed until you cried - yeh
18. found out someone was talking about you - mmm yeh
19. met someone who changed you - no not really
20. found out who your friends are - this is some tea but yes
21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - no facebook is for pussies
general
22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - everyone except kate and soph ://
23. do you have any pets - no i fuckin wish bich i want a dog
24. do you want to change your name - in a way i guess...like i dont really think my name fits me like idk my name makes me uncomfortable but like im used to it now
25. what did you do for your last birthday - nothing bc houston thas when hurricane harvey hit and like everything was closed down for like a week so happy 20th to me thas mother nature saying fuck u bich
26. what time did you wake up today - 7:40 am
27. what were you doing at midnight last night - idk...i was probably crying bc of sendrick
28. what is something you cant wait for - for me to be rich and sex see
30. what are you listening to right now - the growlers listen to them theyre sexy
31. have you ever talk to a person named tom - no all toms are creeps
32. something thats getting on your nerves - a lot of things like life and being alive in general
33. most visited website - tumblr
34. hair colour - light brown
35. long or short hair - long
36. do you have a crush on someone - i havent had a crush on someone since last summer thank fuck
37. what do you like about yourself - sometimes i like her sometimes i hate her it depends on the energy that day but like shes pretty funny i guess like i make myself laugh
38. want any piercings? - yeah my cartilage
39. blood type - in case im like dying my blood is O- im that universal donor ass bitch
40. nicknames - my friends call me bitch or b or henny
41. relationship status - single lmao
42. zodiac - virgo
43. pronouns - she/dat/bich
44. fave tv shows - the office, parks and rec and ob
45. tattoos - no but like i might get one soon idk of what yet
46. right or left handed - right
47. ever had surgery - no
48. piercings - yah
49. sport - no lmao i was tha lazy bich in high school i only started to get into like fitness and shit my senior year of high school
50. vacation - i wanna go to england
51. trainers - what does this mean idgi
more general
52. eating - i just ate some chickpea pasta w/ tofu
53. drinking - my 3rd coffee of the day
54. im about to watch - my life crash and burn bc i have nothing figured out and i feel like wasting my time lmao
55. waiting for - my lana concert feb 10th and then i can die
56. want - this moneyyyy
57. get married - no
58. career - i dont know!!! im a junior in college i should kno but i dont im gonna have a breakdwon
which is better
59. hugs or kisses - hugs
60. lips or eyes - eyes
61. shorter or taller - im a short as bich so taller
62. older or younger - older
63. nice arms or stomach - stomach bich i want this stomach to be flat like where are u bich im so tired
64. hookup or relationship - hookup cus like people are annoying after a while like leave me alone
65. troublemaker or hesitant - hesitant is boring but like troublemaker is too much work so like neither
have you ever
66. kissed a stranger - no id never im a pussy
67. drank hard liquor - yes
68. lost glasses - i dont need glasses but ive left my best friends shades in an uber once bc he left us in the middle of the road at a festival and we had to run out the car cus it was illegal to stop there so like we ran out and i feel so bad bc they were expensive
69. turned someone down - yes lmao
70. sex on first date - no
71. broken someones heart - i think...
72. had your heart broken - yeah
73. been arrested - no oh myg od i always have nightmares in which im arrested like i just want a mugshot but no
74. cried when someone died - ok but liek who hasnt
75. fallen for a friend - mmm lmao
do you believe in
76. yourself - yes i have to push myself tho like its just me and myself fighting all the time but yeah ultimately i do
77. miracles - yes like i really do after like me n my best friend almost got caught smoking we*ed in her house and like her mom came home early from a trip and like i really thought we were gonna die that day but im smart and lit a candle so like idk how she didnt smell it but like after that day i believe in miracles i do
78. love at first sight - yeah but like only in fiction like irl it’s lust at first sight
79. santa clause - yes i love her
80. kiss on a first date - yeh if im into it
81. angels - by the xx, gr8 song
other
82. best friend’s name - she dont have a tumblr
83. eye colour - dark brown
84. fave movie - silver linings playbook, prisoner of azkaban, and the polar express i said what i said
85. fave actor - anna kendrick and emma watson and like katie and evelyne
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I challenge you to answer ALL the unusual asks. (If not just answer the ones you want to)
(thanks)
1) Spotifiy, Soundcloud, or Pandora?
Spotifiy
2) Is your room messy or clean?
Messy. very. very. messy.
3) What color are your eyes?
blue/green.
4) Do you like your name? why?
Not really. I got bullied for it in third and fourth grade about it, so Ive kinda disliked it since, but at least its not generic.
5) What is your realationship status?
in a relationship.
6) Describe your personality in 3 words or less.
Really fucking annoying.
7) What color hair do you have?
Blonde, but Im thinking of dying it.
8) What kind of car do you drive? color?
I cant drive, but my mom car is a green 2000 Toyota Camry
10) How would you describe your style?
All over the place and completely random.
11) Favorite Social Media Account?
Probabaly my Facebook, cause thats where I talk to most of my family.
12) What size is your bed?
Twin, I think.
13) Any sibblings?
I have two half sisters and two half brothers on my fathers side, and a twin brother.
14) If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be, and why?
Mars cause I want to go to Pigfarts Probabaly like the Oregon coast. cause I like cold weather and the West Coast
15) favorite Snapchat filter?
I dont use Snapchat, soooo.
16) Favortie makeup brand(s)
I dont wear a lot of make up, but I do like e.l.f.
17) How many times do you shower in a week?
On a good week, 5-6, on a bad week, 2-3.
18) Favorite Tv show?
Rick and Morty, or NCIS
19) Shoe size?
sometimes I wear a 5, others a six or seven, it varies depending on the style of shoe…
20) How tall are you?
5′1″
21) Sandals or Sneakers?
Sneakers
22) Do you go to the gym?
Nope.
23) Describe your dream date.
probably just like, picnic by a lake or at a park.
24) How much money do you have in your wallet right now?
I dont have a wallet, but I have a jar of pocket money with $83
25) what color socks are you wearing?
Im not wearing socks but earlier I was wear black socks.
26) How many pillows do you sleep with?
I only have one for my head, but I have 12 pillows on my bed.
27) Do you have a job? what do you do?
does being annoying and sad count as a job?
28) How many friends do you have?
12, but only half are close friends.
29) What is the worst thing youve ever done?
In third grade I gave a kid a black eye…
30) whats your favorite candle scent?
Spring Rain.
31) 3 favorite boy names?
Max, Alex, Jake.
32) 3 favorite girl names?
Raine, Sage, Autum.
33) Favortie actor?
Lenardo DeCaprio
34) Favorite Actress?
Emma Watson
35) Who is your celebrity crush
Dont have one.
36) Favorite Movie?
Rent
37) Do you read a lot? what is your favorite book?
I’ve actually been trying to read more, I love Sparrow Road, If I stay, and Shadow.
38) Money or brains?
Brains, teach a man to fish.
39) Do you have a nickname?
Moxie Clean, Moxanne, Molly Molly Moxen Free, Marshmallow, mo, mox.
40) How many times have you been to the hospital?
Once, when I was five, when I cracked my forhead open I Have a Scar I am Harry Potter
41) top ten favorite songs?
Thats What You Get~Paramore,Thnks Fr Th Mmrs~ Fall Out Boy, Misery Business~Paramore, Whatsername~Green Day, It Ends Tonight~All American Rejects, Be my Escape~Relent K, 21st Century Breakdown~Green Day, Always~Blink-182, Ignorance~Paramore, A Drop in the Ocean~ Ron Pope.
42) Do you take any medications daily?
Zyrtec, and Asprins.
43) What is your skin type?
No clue, kinda dry I guess?
44) What is your biggest fear?
Probably abandonment having no one care about/like me. or being a disapointment.
45) How many kids do you want?
probably just one. three max.
46) What is your go to hairstyle?
I just leave my hair down.
47) what type of house do you live in?
I live in an apartment, that is super tiny, and hasnt been updated since the ealy 90′s…
48) Who is your role model?
the woman my mother works for. and my Grandmother.
49) what is the last complement you recived?
one of my friends told me he liked my rant about depression.
50) What is the last text you sent?
‘bro, did you die?!?’
51) How old were you when you ofund out Santa wasnt real?
I was 5, I still put out cookies, but now they’re for my Grandmother and Grandfather.
52) What is your dream car?
I dont know yet, maybe just a Pale Green VW bug, or something that costs less.
53) Opinion on smoking?
I dont like smokers Ive been bullied my entire life cause all my clothes smell like cigerette smoke, but I dont really get to voice my thoughts cause most of my family smokes. But I have no plans to when Im old enough.
54) Do you go to college?
No. And I wont be anytime in the next five years or so.
55) What is your dream job?
Chemist/Nurse/Author, or something that does good and pays well.
56) Would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?
Rural Areas. Its nice to see all the stars so clearly.
57) Do you take the shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
should I not?
58) Do you have freckles?
No, but my mother says that I did when I was younger.
59) Do you smile for photos?
Sometimes.
60) How many pictures do you have on your phone?
I dont have a phone so….
61) Have you ever peed in the wood?
nope.
62) Do you still watch cartoons?
yeah.
63) do you perfer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
I cant afford to eat out. (just for the record, Micky D’s)
64)Favorite dipping suace?
ranch.
65) What do you wear to bed?
it depends, it I dont feel like changing I’ll sleep in what Im wearing, otherwise, just sweats and a tee shirt.
66) have you ever won a spelling bee?
Ive never even entered cause in third grade, my teacher told me not to bother trying cause my spelling was too bad, so I havent entered since.
67) What are your Hobbies?
Is eating a hobby? I like to read, draw, write, and sit around being sad. and kazoooo
68) Can you draw?
Not well.
69) do you play an insturment?
Clarinet, Guitar, and piano.
70) what is the last concert you saw?
a band concert, that I was in.
71) tea or coffee?
Both.
72) Starbucks or Dunkin?
that depends on the day, what planets where seen last night, what color socks Im wearing, when the next full moon is, and weather or not I have money.
73) Do you want to get married?
Maybe.
74) what is your crushes first and last initial?
M.D.
75) Are you going to change your last name when you get married?
maybe.
76) what color looks best on you?
teal maybe? I honestly have no clue.
77) do you miss anyone right now?
My friends from school, and old nieghboirs.
78) Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
normally, I would sleep with my door closed, by my brother broke the hinge, so now it can only be open
79) Do you believe in ghosts?
yeah.
80) what is your biggest pet peeve?
people who only care about others and never help themselves, people who act entitled when they arent, and people use terms they dont know the deffinition of.
81) Last person you called?
@geez-man, in like, June
82) favorite Ice Cream flavor?
mint or coffee.
83) Regular oreos, or golden oreos?
regular.
84) Chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
both. yes. all of the above.
85) What shirt are you wearing?
its a leopard with the David Bowie lighting blot on its face.
86) what is your phone background?
*doesnt have phone*
87) Are you outgoing or shy?
A bit of both, it depends who Im with,
88) do you like it when people play with your hair?
sometimes, depends who it is. I have trust issuses with people who touch my hair, cause in fifth grade a girl told to whole school I had lice, even though I didnt.
89) do you like your neighboirs?
I dont know my nieghboirs that well, cause most poeple are only here a couple months and then they leave, so really Im indifferent.
90) Do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?
in the mornings.
91) have you ever been high?
nope.
92) have you ever been drunk?
nope.
93) Last thing you ate?
A chicken sandwhich with pesto, chedder and pita chips.
94) Favorite lyrics right now?
“why do we like to hurt so much?”~thats what you get, Paramore;
“The walls start breathing My mind’s un-weaving Maybe it’s best you leave me alone”~It ends tonight, All American Rejects;
“Well there’s a million other girls who do it just like you Looking as innocent as possible to get to who They want and what they like, it’s easy if you do it right”~Misery Business, Paramore.
“If I could find you now things would get better We could leave this town and run forever” Ocean Avenue, Yellowcard.
“Where’s your gavel? Your jury? What’s my offense this time? You’re not a judge but if you’re gonna judge me Well sentence me to another life.”Ignorance, Paramore
“Don’t wanna hear your sad songs I don’t wanna feel your pain When you swear it’s all my fault Cause you know we’re not the same”~Ignorance, Paramore.
95) Summer or Winter?
Winter.
96) Day or Night?
night.
97) Dark, milk or white chocolate?
Milk chocolate. but if you offer me white or dark chocolate, I wont refuse.
98) Favorite Month?
August.
99) What is your Zodiac sign?
Scorpio
100) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I dont cry when Im with other people.
(I probabaly mispelled 50% of this. Im sorry.)
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Unique Asks
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Pandora, but Spotify is better and I’m slowly using it more
is your room messy or clean? Depends on the Day, somedays the tornado of an art person hits hit, and then other days its lke American Psycho clean
what color are your eyes? A lovely shade of Brown
do you like your name? why? Yea I love all my names, but my real first name is great because its pretty unique and people butcher the pronunciation of it all the time (You should ask me what it is)
what is your relationship status? Currently Single but im working to change that
describe your personality in 3 words or less The Coolest Geek
what color hair do you have? Black
what kind of car do you drive? color? I dont have a car, thanks for rubbing it in
where do you shop? Shop for what...clothes..food because the answer to both is walmart
how would you describe your style? The Coolest Geek
favorite social media account? Tumblr and Im not just saying that because this is Tumblr lol
what size bed do you have? A full I think...I sleep on my floor
any siblings? Yep 3 sisters and 2 brothers
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? Somewhere in Europe so I could experience the different countries that are only a train ride away
favorite snapchat filter? I dont normally mess with the filters on snapchat
favorite makeup brand(s) I tend to go with the all natural look so I dont really have a favorite brand per’se
how many times a week do you shower? 6 normally (I tend not to go or do anything of Sundays so why bother)
favorite tv show? Currently Steven Universe but my all time favorite is Avatar the Last Airbender
shoe size? 13 or 13 1′2
how tall are you? 6′4
sandals or sneakers? Sneakers
do you go to the gym? I do not, but I walk a hell of alot ( you know not having a car and all)
describe your dream date Simple, maybe dinner, then just walking around a nice downtown area and just talking and enjoying the company of the date (i know that sounds hella lame, but hey the simple things in life are the best)
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? zero, i dont like holding on to cash
what color socks are you wearing? red and black (they're Star wars themed)
how many pillows do you sleep with? 3
do you have a job? what do you do? Yes, Im a bouncer at a night club and I toss riff raff to the streets when they get to riff raffy
how many friends do you have? alot but only a few real good friends that i can count on night and day
whats the worst thing you have ever done? Punch one of my best friends ( which is a girl) in the face but I swear it was completely unintentional....both times
whats your favorite candle scent? Hawaiian Breeze
3 favorite boy names Alexander, Jay, William
3 favorite girl names Genevieve, Giselle, Alexandria
favorite actor? Either Keanu Reeves or Idris Elba
favorite actress? Emma Watson
who is your celebrity crush? Emma Watson and Daisy Ridley
favorite movie? Star Wars...all of them
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? I do read, my favorites are the Count of Monte Cristo, and a random book Called Empires of Sand by David Ball
money or brains? Brains all day
do you have a nickname? what is it? Gus is my nickname
how many times have you been to the hospital? Ive never been hurt or sick enough to be in a hosptial, however I have been to an emergency room a couple times
top 10 favorite songs Wordless Chorus - My Morning Jacket, Thats what I like - Bruno Mars, Company- Justin Beiber, Everlong- Foo Fighters, Supersoaker- Kings of Leon, Hello, Erykah Badu and Andre 3000, Sober- Childish Gambino, Suffocate- Sevendust, Halftime - Amy Winhouse, and Europa- Santana
do you take any medications daily? no
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) It can be really dry at times
what is your biggest fear? Not doing anything with my life and really really small spaces ( im a bit claustrophobic)
how many kids do you want? 2 would be perfect Girl and a Boy, but ultimately that is up to my future wife, cause I cant be cashing checks her uterus cant or wont cash
whats your go to hair style? Low fade
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) I live in a nice sized apartment that Im going to have to move out of in a couple months
who is your role model? Sam Liu a comic book artist
what was the last compliment you received? and I quote “Oh my god that smile though!”
what was the last text you sent? Telling someone I was going to ask my friend who works at my apartment complex about our pool ( Which was much shorter than my explanation of it lol)
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? Like 6 we didnt have a chimney and I was like does dude like just break into houses
what is your dream car? 1969 Dodge Charger
opinion on smoking? To each’s own right
do you go to college? I did and I’m trying to go back for grad school
what is your dream job? To work for ILM the company that does the SFX for the Marvel and Star Wars movies and some others
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? Suburbs
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? I used to as a teenager, but I never used them so I dont anymore
do you have freckles? I do not
do you smile for pictures? When I have to take a pic I do, but normally I dont
how many pictures do you have on your phone? like 16
have you ever peed in the woods? Yea, who hasnt
do you still watch cartoons? Vigorously, cartoons are my life
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? I really enjoy both
Favorite dipping sauce? Ranch
what do you wear to bed? Gym shorts and a t shirt
have you ever won a spelling bee? No I deliberately threw one in the 6th grade cause I didnt want to be in it in the first place ( I misspelled Tiptoes as Tiptoed)
what are your hobbies? Drawing, Collecting comic books, Playing Videogames you know typical geek stuff
can you draw? I like to think so,I do have an Art Degree
do you play an instrument? No, but I want to learn either the harmonica or the guitar
what was the last concert you saw? Smash Mouth like a year ago right in the park by my apartment complex
tea or coffee? Tea, Green Tea to be exact
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? Eww neither, Krispy Kreme is the winner
do you want to get married?At some point in life
what is your crush’s first and last initial? A.S.
are you going to change your last name when you get married? Naw, and if the wife doesnt that will be just fine
what color looks best on you? Red and Black
do you miss anyone right now? yea that A.S. Havent seen her in person for a couple weeks
do you sleep with your door open or closed? Closed
do you believe in ghosts? yep
what is your biggest pet peeve? When people ask me for advice but go a do the exact opposite or keep doing the thing ( or person in alot of cases) in lue of the advice I had just given
last person you called? My momma
favorite ice cream flavor? Cookies and Cream
regular oreos or golden oreos? Regular, but at the end of the day both are still oreos and Ill eat the hell out of either one thats available
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? CHOCOLATE!!!
what shirt are you wearing? A Star wars shirt
what is your phone background? Steven Universe Backgrounds
are you outgoing or shy? Im an ambivert, while I dont mind being outgoing that alot of times where I content with not talking to people ( makes me really good at my job)
do you like it when people play with your hair? I do, but it doesnt happen to often, because one, most girls that would play in my hair are shorter than me, and two, the situation where it would happen, never happens
do you like your neighbors? I dont know them
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? whenever I take a shower
have you ever been high? Yea, super high....like I saw through time and space
have you ever been drunk? Once, I have the alcohol tolerance of a god
last thing you ate? Some Chicken
favorite lyrics right now? What's a mob to a king? What's a king to a god? What's a god to a non-believer Who don't believe in anything?
summer or winter? Winter, I dont like the notion that Im slowly roasted in the summer, and theres only a finite amount of cloths you can take off but still be hot, Winter it the time of cuddles (ILL CUDDLE YOUR FACE OFF)
day or night? Night
dark, milk, or white chocolate? Milk Chocolate all day. CHOCOLATE!!!
favorite month? December, Winter Solstice, My Birthday, Christmas and saying bye to the old year.
what is your zodiac sign? Sagittarius
who was the last person you cried in front of? Im not a big crier, pretty sure the last time was after getting spanked as a kid
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