#emitates

[ruushes]

> pull her into a hug

[prokopetz]

Detachable junk sounds good in theory, but I can't help but feel that the plug-and-play approach is just asking for trouble. Forget about USB compatibility – I want something mounted on a threaded rod that I have to spend several minutes turning into place, and it makes an obtrusive squeaka-squeaka-squeaka noise the whole time because I'm a dumbass and forgot to lubricate it. I want something that needs to be seated and secured like the parallel data cable from a 1950s computer. I want something where removing it requires disengaging a series of four interlocking mechanical toggles, and I want each of those toggles to go ka-chunk.

[hellsitegenetics]

okay so i'm looking for another project and i'm lacking some creative inspiration so here goes.... whatever organism BLAST says my ask is, i will try and make out of clay!!! hopefully no super thin parts or really tall but if that's what the BLAST gods deem appropriate, oh well.

ALSO i love this blog so much !!!! thank you for sparking joy on this hellsite <333333

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[mushroomjuice]

happy device theory guys omg

this is a redraw :)

[shiftythrifting]

plaid three cushion sofa in tones emitting a comfortable aura for the home or cabin

[cupofcolors]

burmese miku ✨! +alt hairstyle that's a lil more miku-esque

[sioboi]

yoshida bcos why not. trying him for a new pfp

[zytes]

dusk over skyline drive; 2.14.24

[atlas-of-galaxies]

heat abnormal

[torubeth]

his hands slowly trailed further down your waist, suddenly ripping your panties to shreds within a matter of seconds.

“i liked those asshole-!” you complain, avoiding looking into his eyes. because let’s face it, you’re not really mad at him.

“i know baby, i know. i’ll buy you ten more yeah ? how about the whole store ? would that make up for this ?” he looked at you with expectant eyes, smirking a little.

“i- yeah whatever! just, let’s continue” you mumbled, face and body feeling hot.

“as you wish baby”

kuroo tetsurou, eren jaeger, gojo satoru, sakusa fucking kiyoomi !? itoshi sae, miya atsumu (all characters aged up!)

[howlsmovinglibrary]

Rereading Sunshine by Robin McKinley (one of my favourite vampire books). All I remember from reading it 10 years ago is the amount of page-time dedicated to baking cinnamon rolls. But I've realised, this time round, that the baking of cinnamon rolls is the symptom of a much larger theme in characterisation - Rae's ride-or-die commitment to the 'I'm just some guy' bit.

Every single chapter, another thing is revealed about Rae that puts her closer to being a special snowflake Chosen One: her name is Raven Blase but her nickname is Sunshine, she has sunlight powers, she's not just an innocent bystander but the daughter of a powerful warlock, she can help a vampire walk in sunlight, she's performing powerful magic. And every single time Rae just turns round and says to the reader, "but that's not important :) I'm just some guy :) I really like baking :) ignore that gothic heroine coding :) it's time to get up at 4am to make bread :)"

Her commitment to being Just Some Guy is genuinely carrying the novel. Every single day she becomes more of a Chosen One, but there's cinnamon rolls to make. Fucking D&D-ass characterisation. High art.

[saturnhas82moons]

Vi would pop a blood vessel if she saw you in one of her cropped wife pleasers

She’d be on you in seconds and ripping it off of you

She also thinks your stuffie collection is cute and loves that you sleep with one when she’s not there (someone’s gotta protect you)

For example

Vi’s coming home after a work thing that took a couple days she arrives at night long after you go to sleep, and she finds you curled up with your stuffie and wearing her wife pleaser. She’s not gonna jump your bones cuz you’re sleeping and she’d feel bad. So she showers, eats something and joins you. She doesn’t take the stuffie away but curls up behind you and goes to sleep

she has no qualms with fucking you nice and slow that next morning though

[prokopetz]

I know what t-gel is, but my brain refuses to internalise it. Every time a post mentioning "t-gel" crosses my dashboard, my immediate mental image is, like, an item from a cyberpunk video game that comes in a big clunky injector with blinking lights on it and lets you dodge bullets by getting you so high you start seeing the future.

[blackkatdraws2]

Whenever Stanley closes his eyes, he can feel the older man's aura surrounding him. [Blank Scripts AU]

[smolbeanmerlin]

in honour of it being pride month here are some merlin textposts to celebrate how gay bbc merlin is 🌈

[thebookishmoon]

Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen