#eminem oneshot

[crazyinluvfix]

hey people x

i got an anon request for an eminem / marshall mathers oneshot recently and it was gonna be out this weekend !

but all of a sudden i’m really sick so it’ll probs be a few days late 💔 but here’s a summary anyways

summary: y/n had been incredibly involved in the lead up to her brother’s wedding to none other than eminem’s daughter. but while sulking that her little brother’s gotten settled down before she has, she meets none other than the father of the bride. she soon sees that he’s a lot more friendly than he seemed… and around her he was a lot less cool and collected. now it was the fiancés mission to set them up.

tryna build a little community on here so follow / comment and ily forever x

[catthethird]

Idk how I got there and honestly, I don't want to know how I did it.

Anyway, I'm a fan of Eminem now and I am shipping emgk

I also am obsessed with the idea of Marshall×Slim Shady

I'm aware that this is technically impossible but I don't care

[iwona-pl]

If anyone has any requests for eminem, sturniolo, football, Wednesday, Harry potter imagine/one shots then I could probably write some as long as you give ideas <3

[therealcocoshady]

Ahhhh!! I love your stuff, you're so talented !!!

Could you write a Marshall x bookworm!female!reader oneshot abt reader always just having her head in books and Marshall wanting some attention please??

Thank youuu xx

More than me ?

Eminem X Bookworm!Female!Reader

Author’s Note : Hey ❤️. Thank you so much for your request ! I had some fun writing it ☺️. I hope you enjoy it !

No one expected a bookworm like you to end up with a rapper. On paper, it didn’t make much sense and yet, everyone around you agreed that Marshall was the perfect match for you. The two of you were somewhat nerdy, introverts who’d rather spend time in your house than go to a party with tons of people. And even if he didn’t read a ton of books, he made up for it by fully supporting your passion for literature. When you moved into his house, he let you transform one of the guest rooms into a library and he often surprised you with books on your wishlist. On special occasions, he would go the extra mile and gift you beautiful editions, sometimes first ones, much to your delight. And even though he politely refused your many offers to let him borrow some books, he was always happy to let you talk his ear off about books you liked.

- You should really read it, you said excitedly.

- Yeah but if I read it, there would be no point in you telling me about it, he said with a grin. I’d miss the best part.

- Sorry, you giggled. Is that too much ?

- Never, he said before pressing a kiss to your temple. I love that you’re passionate. I like listening to you. It’s like a podcast.

- You know, Shelly at the library keeps telling me to start one, you chuckled.

- Maybe you should give it a try, he replied. No one talks about books like you.

- Maybe I’ll ask Hailie for pointers, you shrugged.

This was the start of a crazy adventure for you. A year later, you were able to quit your job, relying on your podcast and advertisement to make a comfortable living. Advertisers were constantly soliciting you, willing to take advantage of your massive following. You had managed to gather a big community of bookworms such as yourself, who enjoyed hearing about your latest reads. It was your safe space and you simply loved it. Another perk was that publishing houses sent you tons of books for free, hoping you’d talk about them in an episode. Marshall’s house was big but you now had books in every room and always more books you needed to read. Your boyfriend was already used to always seeing you with a book but now, you had more time to read and were doing this full time. It wasn’t always sunshine and candy, though and, sometimes, you were on a schedule to finish reviewing a book before recording your next episode. At some point, you had decided to review a whole series that had been sent to you a week ago, and reading those eight books definitely took most of your time.

- Are you coming to bed ? Marshall asked.

- I have to read a couple more chapters, you said apologetically. Sorry, my love.

- You’ve spent the whole day reading, babe, he pointed out. How about you rest your eyes a little ? I could make them roll back into your skull…

- Are you propositioning me ? You asked with a grin.

- Absolutely, he replied with a smile. What do you think ?

- That’s tempting, you admitted.

Before you had even finished your sentence, he was grabbing your book, placing your bookmark, closing it and taking you to the bedroom. As soon as you reached the bed, he pinned you to the mattress and whispered in your ear.

- Been waiting for this all day, he said.

- All day ? You giggled. You were at work…

- And yet, you were the only thing on my mind, he grinned. Couldn’t think of anything else.

He made sure to show you exactly what had been on his mind, ravishing you in all sorts of positions, making you cry from pleasure, until you were both panting and exhausted.

- I love you, he said as he caught his breath. God, I missed you this week.

- I missed you too, you cooed. You’ve been working so hard, lately.

- So have you, he pointed out.

- I have to keep busy while you’re finishing your album, don’t I ? You giggled.

- Well, you have me to yourself for the next two days, he said. Told the team not to bother me unless someone dies. I’m all yours. And we’re not leaving this room.

- Interesting, you giggled. I have some work, though.

- You can read chapters in between rounds, he shrugged before burying his head in your neck.

You smiled and enjoyed his touch, the warmth of his breath on your skin. You ran your hands in his back and stroked his head. Moments later, he was asleep. His soft snores brought a smile to your face and you figured he needed the rest. Lately, he had been waking up extra early and coming home later than usual, occasionally going to California to work with Dre. You gently made him roll to his side of the bed and wrapped yourself in your silk robe before going back to your reading room and resuming your reading. Hours later, a grumpy boyfriend came to get you.

- You left, he groaned sleepily.

- You were sleeping, you said with a smile.

- Well, not anymore, he said. Come back ?

- I just have to finish this-

- Later, woman, he groaned.

- Ten minutes, you pleaded.

- Babe, he sighed. It’s 11PM.

- Yeah but-

- I need you, he said with puppy eyes. You don’t want me to get all lonely in bed, now, do you ?

You smiled at him, yet made a point of shaking your head in disapproval. He knew full well his lost puppy act would get him anywhere with you. You closed your book and went back to the bedroom. As soon as you got back in bed, he wrapped you in his arms, in a possessive stance. You chuckled and whispered sweet nothings before drifting off to sleep.

You woke up the next day to the sound of Marshall entering the room with a breakfast tray in his hands.

- Breakfast in bed ? You yawned with a smile. What’s the occasion.

- I thought we might enjoy a lazy day in bed, he said with a smile. You, me, food and movies ?

- Sounds good, you nodded.

He settled in bed next to you and you ate the copious amount of food he had prepared. You spent a few hours in each other’s arms, watching movies and cuddling. Marshall seemed exceptionally clingy, which made you smile. Physical touch had always been one of his love languages, but it was rare for him to spend hours on end cuddling. After a while, though, you decided to get back to reading. However, you didn’t find your book where you had left it.

- Babe, have you seen the book I had yesterday ? You asked. It’s blue, with flowers on the cover.

- I haven’t, he shrugged. Come here, you’ll find it later.

- I really have to finish, you said. I’ll go and search…

- Babe, he groaned, can’t we just have a few hours together ? I’ll help you search for it. Later.

- Ok, you shrugged. But it’s important.

He sighed and gestured for you to come back in his arms. He didn’t pay a lot of attention to the movie, though, and just enjoyed your presence until he fell asleep. Or so you thought. Because as soon as you moved, he let out a grunt.

- What ? He asked.

- Just going to search for my-, you began.

- Screw it, he groaned. Here’s your damn book.

He reached for his nightstand and handed it to you. You looked at him in disbelief.

- You realized I’ve searched for it for half an hour ? You asked.

- Yeah well here it it, he groaned.

- Why did you take it ?

- Because I want you to be with me, he sighed. It’s all about your books, these days.

- I’m working, you said defensively. It’s my passion !

- Yeah well why don’t you move into your reading room then ? He suggested. You like these books more than me anyway.

You sighed and then put the book down before taking his hand.

- What’s with you today ? You asked.

- Nothing, he shrugged with a frown.

- Marsh, you said tentatively. You’re short-tempered and clingy. Clearly, something’s wrong.

- I miss you, he sighed. That’s all.

- I’m right here, you pointed out. I even work from home. I’m literally always here.

- I like that you’re having fun but… you work too much, he said.

- I do work a lot, but it’s because I want to be successful, you said. And you’re one to talk. You’re a literal workaholic.

- Yeah well I’m tired of all this work and I want to hug my girl, he said. I’m stressed out and I need you.

You smiled and kissed his cheek before putting your book away.

- You know you could just have told me you needed me, right ?

- I guess, he said grumpily. I guess I didn’t want to sound like a total simp.

- I like it, you said. It’s cute.

- So you’re staying, this time ? He asked.

- Of course, babe, you replied. If you need me, that’s my priority. But… is there something wrong ?

- Nothing, he said. I guess I’m just under pressure. I just need you. You’re my safe space. I miss you, lately. And now that you have this shit ton of followers, you don’t even tell me about your books. I miss that too.

You nodded and pressed a kiss to his forehead.

- I’m sorry, my love, you said. I just got really into all of it. But you’re my priority, you know ?

- Am I ? He asked.

- Of course, you replied.

- I love you, he said. Sorry I stole your book.

- Next time you try that, I’m messing up with your cassette wall, you threatened.

- You wouldn’t ! He gasped.

- Try me, you said with a raised eyebrow. Who knows ? Maybe all of them are in the wrong case. Maybe I’ve already done it.

He looked at you nervously and you gave him a threatening smirk. Knowing how much he cherished that cassette collection it was enough of a threat and a sure fire way to mess with his head. He groaned and got up.

- Where are you going ? You asked.

- To check my cassettes, he said.

- What ? You asked in a falsely offended voice. If you go, it means you love them more than me !

- Babe… of course I love them more, he said with a grin. Know your place, woman !

Note : I hope you enjoyed this one shot ❤️. If you did, you can support my writing via Ko-Fi ! I will also be giving previews of upcoming parts of Recovery and Love Game over there 😏.

[sevazh]

a while ago i was looking at hikaharu fics on fanfiction.net and stumbled across one that was literally just kim by eminem written as a oneshot with hikaru and haruhi. i havent been able to stop thinking about it because just. What

[0-r-a-y-0]

MASTERLIST(?) AND REQUEST BOUNDARIES

—Heyy I’m Ray (not my real name) I write Nick centric oneshots (romantic, platonic, etc.)

I like music (specifically rock music but I also LOVE Mitski, Lana feel Rey, Melanie, etc.), I obviously love the triplets, art, writing, Supernatural, Bojack Horseman, horror movies, cats, and many other things

My fav songs <33

How you remind me— Nickelback

I don’t like my mind— Mitski

Nausea— Violet & Dave Grohl

Doll— Foo Fighters

Duvet— bōa

Shandi— Kiss

Comfort Crowd— Conan Gray

Avalon— $uicideboy$

Song about me— Tv Girl

Killing me— Conan Gray

Kill yourself (part lll)— $uicideboy$

Black Hole Sun— Soundgarden

Break— Alex G

Covet— Basement

Breathe (in the air)— Pink Floyd

Carry on wayward son— Kansas

When the sun hits— Slowdive

Plan B— Megan Thee Stallion

Hallie’s song— Eminem

Decode— Paramore

Black Star— Radiohead

Just— Radiohead

And a million more :) (I can talk about music for hours)

— I’m a Leo (July 28 is my bday if you care)

— I’m bisexual (MAJOR preference for girls but I got a boyfriend)

— Proud Nick girl (if that wasn’t obvious) ︎

— My favorite color is navy blue (obsessed with ANYTHING that color)

— Also obsessed with anything related to stars

— Single but MADLY in love with a girl that’s taken by an ugly ass guy (she’s bisexual and totally wants me back I got proof)

What I WILL write about:

- fluff, suicide, eating disorders, self harm, alcoholism, smoking, mental health issues, pretty much anything

What I WON’T write about

-smut, ROMANTIC Nick x fem reader, Nick x reader in general (UNLESS it’s platonic), rape, cancer/any serious illness

—For some reason it won’t show “ask me anything” button on my phone but apparently you can see it so request anything or just ask me some questions. But if you can’t see the button then just send me a message or comment and give me the request!! Also put if you would like to remain anonymous or not!! Thank you <33

︎

ROMANTIC…❤︎

Hickeys (Only 1 with Max)

Party (The start of Jasper)

KISS

Morning Cuddles

Hair Dye

Bad Day

Insomnia

Sick Day

Clean Up

Smoke Session

Clean up (part ll)

Hair Play

Christmas Tree

Flustered

Wisdom Teeth

New Year’s Kiss

Overwhelming

Baked

PLATONIC…⤶

Period

BROTHERLY LOVE…☽

Sick Day

Text Messages (TM)…☠︎

Stoner!Nick x Jasper

Headcanons…꩜

Romantic (headcanons #1)

NSFW Headcanons #2

NSFW Alphabet

SFW Alphabet

[thgfanfictionlibrary]

Teen and Up Rated Fics Masterlist (11)

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9 / Part 10 /

Created: November 20th, 2023

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A Touch of the Fingertips-melchimaus (ao3) Summary: A little romance on a cold evening.

Dumpster Dive-thesweetnessofspring (ao3) Summary: Peeta throws out a semester's worth of art only to find his friend Delly's new roommate saved one of them from the dumpster.

Here-sweetlovegone (ao3) Summary: "I wake to a crash. Where Peeta's warm body should be beside me, breathing steadily in the light of dawn, there is a cold empty space." Katniss comforts Peeta on one of his bad days. Post MJ, pre-epilogue.

I'm so tired, Katniss-oakfarmer (ao3) Summary: Growing back together through a series of naps

just close your eyes, the sun is going down-rosaeles (ao3) Summary: Peeta Mellark touches the skin in a way that is near reverent, as if she’s something to be worshipped. As if he’s a cartographer, mapping her out for the first time - the valley between her breasts, the faded meandering scars on her hands, the soft plane of her stomach. Katniss wonders if he can feel the coils forming inside her too. or, a place for me to put all my silly little thg drabbles based on requests and prompts!

Night Shift-Naty_Mu (ao3) Summary: Katniss Everdeen has been working in the psychiatric hospital for only three weeks when the suspect of the most gruesome murders in the history of the city of Panem is brought in for a psychiatric evaluation. When she discovers that it is Peeta Mellark, the kind-hearted boy with whom she went to school for fourteen years, her interest in the case spikes. Written for PIP, Day One: Red. Inspired in Eminem's song "3 am."

Second Chances-annieoakley1 (ao3) Summary: Dr. Peeta Mellark dreamed of one day running into his high school girlfriend and maybe paving the road to reconciliation with the one who got away. But he never imagined it happening like this. Everlark, modern day AU. Oneshot.

Study Date-everlarktoast (ao3) Summary: Katniss and Peeta are keeping their relationship hidden from their conservative parents, but what happens when Mr. Everdeen finds them kissing during an innocent study date? A fluffy, cute, funny and a lil bit sexy ever lark drabble

Surprise!-melchimaus (ao3) Summary: Nothing ever goes as planned. Written for the 2018 Everlark fic exchange, based on peetaspikelets prompt: "I wish that ball had hit you in the face!"

Tangled-melchimaus (ao3) Summary: Katniss helps a stranger off the roof, and ends up questioning her entire life.

[everythingxbook]

Heyyy 😊 idk if u still write oneshots for eminem but i have a request for eminem where the reader is yonger then him like prob in 2005 shes 18 or so and shes a famous singer songwriter (her style being like billie eilish and lana dal ray) and like theres two different versions one where he writes a diss and during an award show she disses him back and like they later resolve their issues or so and something like them ending up recording in the same building and then them hooking up or another version being eminem loves her songs and they record in the same building so he asks to collab and them ending up together and they go through a fight and like she gets a call from his daughters ( coz they get along ) that he’s overdosed and her helping him through that phase and u can write more about how their relationship evolves like her being a huge support to himand hus daughters and them getting married ( or u could add him first not wanting to get married coz of kim but coming to his senses) then him mentioning her in his someone save me song about how much shes been there for him

i like the idea so i will definitely write it. i think i will write the second version first because it appeals to me the most. and if i still have motivation after that i will definitely write the other one. thanks for the idea ❤️

[fallout-drabbles-n-stuff]

Romanced companions..but make it break up songs:

(This is only the beginning. I may make some sad oneshots to go along with them)

Cait:

“Grenade” by Bruno Mars

Curie:

“Teddy bear” by Melanie Martinez

Danse:

“Call Out My Name” by The Weeknd

Deacon:

“Promises” by The Cranberries

Gage:

“Love the Way You Lie” by Eminem (and Rihanna)

Hancock:

“Call me when you’re sober” by Evanescence

Macready:

“Another Love” by Tom Odell

Maxson:

“Love hurts” by Nazareth

Nick:

“A Glimpse of Us” by Joji

Piper:

“Idfc” by Blackbear

Preston:

“All I wanted” by Paramore

X6-88:

“Holy Grail” by Justin Timberlake

[crazyinluvfix]

hii!I wanted to ask you if you write for Eminem?? if you do, you could write something as if the reader were the sister of the boyfriend of one of his daughters. They basically decide to throw a pre-wedding party with all their closest friends, and for the first time the reader introduces herself to Marshall's friends (50, Dre, Snoop, Royce etc.) and they notice that Marshall is very different around her around and make fun of him all evening, and by mistake they joke about their "relationship" of friendship between the two of them and she heard, and in the following days Marshall and the reader feel embarrassed then they both confess (sorry if it's too much long or there are mistakes English is not my language)

as a matter of fact i DO write for eminem !

this is so cute i’ll get working on it asap.

you’re the best i thought no one was gonna request my hubby 🫶

anon, if you see this feel free to DM if you want me to let yk when it’s out xx

[kaylinlmfao]

Welcome

My name is Kaylin, I'm 19, and I'm in love with Ethan Landry. I love to read, write, and bake. I'm bisexual and single.

This is pretty much just my rules and fandoms. My masterlists for different fandom's will be on this page. This is mostly a smut blog. Minors DNI. If anyone needs someone to vent to, message me. I'm here.

I only write fem or gender neutral reader

Fandoms and people I write for (starred and bold is the main fandom I am in at the moment but you can still request others!)

Masterlist in progress I promise

*Scream - Ethan (fucking love of my life I love you so much ill write anything for him I swear), Tara, Sam, Mindy, Anika, Chad, Quinn, Kirby, Sidney, Dewey, Gale, Billy, Mickey, Stu, Tatum, Amber, Jill, request others

Outer Banks - JJ, Kiara, Sarah, Topper, John B, Pope, Rafe, Ward, request others

Shameless - Lip, Fiona, Carl, Debbie, Ian, Mickey, Mandy, Veronica, Kevin, request others

The Hunger Games - Young Snow (fucking loml number 2 fr), Katniss, Gale, Johanna, Finnick, Peeta, Haymitch, request others

The Turning - Miles

The Goldfinch - Theo, Boris, request others

Ginny and Georgia - Maxine (fem reader only), Georgia, Zion, Paul, Ginny, Abby, Marcus, Norah, Brodie, Hunter, Press, request others

IT 2017 - Eddie, Richie, Bev, Bill, Stan, Mike, Ben, request others

MCU - Wanda, Natasha, Yelena, Kate, Val, Agatha, Scarlet Witch, request others (I'm a little hazy on the boys)

The Umbrella Academy - Five (loml number 3)

Decendants - Mal, Ben, Evie, Audrey, Uma, Harry, request others

Teen Wolf - Stiles, Void Stiles, Theo, Scott, Liam, Lydia, Malia, Brett, Kira, Allison, Kate, request others

Harry Potter - Anyone just request

Celebrities - Billie Eilish, Finn Wolfhard, Sadie Sink, Millie Bobby Brown, Jenna Ortega, Sturniolo Triplets, Maya Hawk, Ethan Hawk, Elizabeth Olsen, Dylan O'Brien, Thomas Brodie Sangster, Holland Roden, Eminem, request others

American Horror Story: Tate Langdon, request others

Do Revenge - Max, Eleanor, Drea, Tara, Russ, request others

I'm open to writing anyone and anything from these fandoms but you can also request things from other fandoms not listed above. I may have to watch the show or scenes before writing, but I will complete all requests, questions, imagines, oneshots, drabbles, and series based off of your request. Just request it, let me know what you want, and I'll do it

What I will write

Smut. This will mostly be a smut blog so please, minors DNI

Romantic/Platonic Headcannons

NSFW/SFW Headcannons

Yandere (my fave thing to write)

Angst

If whatever you're thinking of isn't on the list, that's ok. I don't have any hard no's so just request and I'll decide if I'm comfy writing it. Thanks. Feel free to request if you have an idea that you'd like to see be written! Also, if you'd like, you can message me for whatever! :)

[sunny-tano19]

Bio: if anyone is curious. (UPDATED)

Name: Sunny (Or Judy, if I like your vibes)

🇲🇽 🇺🇸

Age: 20

MBTI: ENFP-T.

Sexuality: Asexual, Aromantic (Please Let me breath.)

Pronouns: She/They or She/Her.

Likes: Music, Food, Games, Movies, Writing Stories, Drawing, TV shows, Magic, Anime, Knowledge, Dancing, Crossovers. (If anyone has or hasn't thought of.) Dedication, Humor (whatever kind as long as I understand it.), making friends, Snapcube sonic dub.

Dislikes: Big Spiders, Ear-splitting noises, Cliffhangers, The Unknown, Claustrophobia, Trypophobia, People who judge too quickly, Stupid Questions, Creepy People, Aphobes. (Calling them, OV-H**S for now on.), Transphobia, Racists, the 47th president.

I'm multifandom so here's a list of Things I like:

Games:

. Billie Bust Up

. Oneshot

. FNAF (All Games)

. Bendy

. Cuphead

. Tattletail

. Subnautica

. Slime Rancher

. Rachet and Clank

. Crash Bandicoot

. Rayman

. Mario

. Luigi's mansion

. Minecraft

. Kingdom Hearts

. Little Nightmares 1 & 2

. Sonic

Anime:

. Haikyuu

. Demon Slayer

. MHA

. One Punch Man

. (War for Cybertron trilogy)

Movies:

. Encanto (Disney, 2D and 3D)

. The Book of Life

. Spiderverse

. Star Wars (Prequel).

. Transformers (Bumblebee, Rise of the Beasts)

. MCU (The Infinity Saga)

. FNAF MOVIE

. Puss In Boots: The Last Wish.

. TMNT: Mutant Mayhem

. Pinocchio (Netflix)

. Godzilla

TV series:

. Doctor Who

. The Amazing Digital Circus

. TMNT (2003, 2012, Rise)

. Transformers (Animated, Cyberverse, Earthspark, Armada, Prime, Beast Wars)

. Clone Wars, Rebels, Mandalorian, Ahsoka, The Bad batch.

. The Owl House

. Amphibia.

. LEGO Monkie Kid

. Mixels

. Murder Drones

. Sonic Prime

Music (Hip Hop/Rap)

. Eminem

. Kendrick Lamar

. Tyler the Creator

. J. Cole

. Kan(YE) West

. Kid Cudi

. Travis Scott

. Metro Boomin'

. Childish Gambino

. OutKast

. Lauryn Hill

. A Tribe Called Quest

. Tupac

. MF DOOM

Music: (Outside Of Hip Hop)

. Sampha

. Daft Punk

. SZA

. Frank Ocean

. Gorillaz

. Thundercat

. Deadmau5

. Twenty Øne Piløts

. The Living Tombstone

If you got some recommendations, don't be afraid to drop them in my inbox, or if you want to chat or say what's good? You can also leave that too.

- Sunny. 😁

[duochromium]

thought i’d make an “ongoing projects list” for the few who are gonna go to my profile and read this so here is the december 11 2023 deer fanfic status report, ordered from highest priority to lowest priority, where for once i actually go into detail about the wip projects of mine

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first on our list is a fanfic i started on saturday night, ‘The Ferryman’. it’s a short oneshot focusing on Eiki, Komachi, and their boss/worker dynamic and also what their life actually is like over in higan. the premise is just eiki joining komachi on break to go skip stones and talk and they eventually just start talking about how they actually view the other, friendship development heartfelt moment etc etc (it is NOT yuri. i would NEVER write about women falling in love)

it’s the first in a series of unconnected oneshots where i write about characters i’ve never studied before (credits to riguren for the idea). it’s not gonna have much going on and all of the works in the series will probably be really light hearted. i’m most likely doing Satori next since the one time i’ve written her seriously she was just Grumpy because i haven’t studied her before. anyways this oneshot series is going to contain zero romance because i want to explore more non-romantic relationships but dw more homosexuality coming soon

ferryman is currently 1,022 words

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second in my priority list is a fic I started all the way back in late July. this one is OLD old. the title is, i shit you not,

‘You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drownin' but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?’

it fits in the ao3 title character limit. i’ve checked. the title has literally no connection to the story itself. it’s a line from Eminem - Stan. i’ll get to how i came up with it later.

so the actual premise is flandre is bored so sakuya takes her on a night walk, then the two creeps meet the grassroots trio (wakasagihime, sekibanki, and kagerou if yall dk) and it’s basically just flandre having no social skills and the grassroots being absolutely terrified of these two widely known and feared people in gensokyo who are actually much politer than they ever could have expected. it also contains a yukkuri joke that i am considering writing out because it didn’t land well

as for how i got to the name, here is a message i sent to my friend on discord three days after starting it:

so my thought process was basically:

“ok well maybe call it night walk”

“nah too boring. maybe something that describes a specific aspect?”

“oh I could call it ‘in the air of the night’ which is some phrase I heard somewhere”

“hey where did I hear that phrase”

“oh yeah an Eminem lyric”

“Fuck it. Title it the original Eminem lyric.”

hilarious yes i know. in the air of the night is currently 2,488 words (I ONLY PICKED IT BACK UP RECENTLY FORGIVE ME)

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third up is that elusive “Experimental Oneshot” i’ve been talking about in my notes for the past two months. it is called “They Beat The Shit Out of Each Other at The End” for obvious reasons. it’s basically just a crackship except they’re friends instead of lovers

so our first protagonist is reimu. she’s really lonely and sad so she gets even more lonely and sad and also way too drunk and lies on her front porch all night crying because what else do you do

our second protagonist is cirno. she’s walking through the forest at like 2am alone because she wants to challenge reimu to a rematch. and also because she’s a dumbass

the two meet and through cirno’s stubbornness and reimu’s drunkenness the two are locked in a stalemate on reimu’s front porch which eventually leads to actual conversation and before you know it they’re actually starting to enjoy each other’s company

eventually day breaks and cirno still wants that fight so it happens and the entire second half of the fic, the fight, is just a really long “hmm rumia ex? what if there was cirno ex where she was just ice goku” joke and she kind of kicks reimu’s shit in. it’s gonna be great and she is not going to respect spell card rules at all

currently 2,778 words

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numba four is uhh. actually this one is probably above the night walk one so consider it second place it’s modern technology chapter 4. sanae and reimu and marisa play a game of monopoly together and get really fucking mad. that’s the entire premise. only 701 words so far i know that is nothing but i have NOT been on my a game lately. gonna be peak though i swear it

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and that is all, actually! i also have many unstarted ideas, i might do a sequel to this post tomorrow where i talk about those

thank you for reading (no tags this one is only 4 my loyal followers)

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5, 10, 12, and 27 for the Ao3 Wrapped thing?

:)

5. What work of yours got more feedback than you expected?

Well not any one specifically but my most commented work on A03 was my oneshots collection from Weems x Thornhill x reader.

But the one that surprised me was probs how many people loved “wheezy winters” (700 notes!!!)

10. What work was the quickest to write?

I usually don’t time them but if i had to guess id say “nosebleed” (1.2K) id say about 15-20mins. I can type abnormally fast it’s why I usually post a lot (unless i have writer block / don’t have time / not motivated).

12. How many WIP’s do you have in your docs for next year?

Ummm… again i plan nothing i am a creature of chaos. But in terms of random dot points of 3am ideas in my notes app … 113. But i may combine some of those ideas and that Includes my requests which i have planned. Thats also for all fandoms i write for and a couple other fandoms ive written for but not posted.

27. What do you listen to while writing?

TBH nothing specific just a lot of random music. Top artists are probs Eminem, bo burnam, Coldplay, Katy Perry, fall out boy, green day, panic at the disco, imagine dragons, hilltop hoods etc. basically everything haha.

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we were overdue (but it’ll be over soon)

by kai_cannot

‘truth was, wilbur adored this kid. from their passionate remarks about the arts to his little hesitation in being near wilbur; will knew he wanted tommy to trust him.’

or, tommy finds a home or or, that dadbur foster fic my friends have been told about for months.

Words: 1771, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Lovejoy (Band)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Mentioned Ranboo - Character, Mentioned SBI

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, No Romantic Relationship(s)

Additional Tags: tags will update as I go, i swear to gods this fic is going to take me years, dadbur, Wilbur Soot Acting as TommyInnit's Parental Figure, Kid TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Foster Child TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Foster Care, unrealistic, Mentioned Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit are Not Siblings, Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit Hug, Wilbur Soot Loves TommyInnit, Touch-Starved TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Comfort No Hurt, for now., I Wrote This While Listening to Bo Burnham's Music, I Wrote This While Listening to Wilbur Soot's Music, Wilbur Soot is TommyInnit's Parent, Musician Wilbur Soot, Protective Wilbur Soot, a multi chapter fic??? from kai??? less likely then you think probably, fjnally not a oneshot? i already started the next chapter yippeeee, i wrote this over the course of multiple months, i wrote this while listening to eminem’s music, ... - Freeform, mr president the cat - Freeform, wilbur soot and tommyinnit have a cat, soon, Guitarist Wilbur Soot

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Intro Post <3

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Hello, I'm Reverie (internet name).

Age: 18 (Birthday: August 2)

Pronouns: she/her (but i dont mind any pronouns, just not it/neos!)

Interests: JJBA (& other animes), Formula1, Overwatch, Total Drama/Disventure Camp, Winx Club, Call of Duty, Roblox (might change but its this rn)

Fav Music Artists: NXCRE, Chase Atlantic, Eminem, TXT, IVE, Ateez, Itzy, (insert more kpop here),

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May post about:

my interests

oneshots/fanfic promotion

memes

random thoughts

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Before You Follow (BYF): self-shipper, ocxcanon, sarcastic at times, jokester, religious (not gonna say what religion haha, let it slip out)

Do Not Interact (DNI): under 17, proshippers, racists, anti-religion,

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Might have forgotten some stuff, idk

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