#emd & rnd πŸ’šπŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ©΅πŸ’™ amd
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eimearkuopio Β· 1 month ago
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I volunteered as tribute. All I asked for is a normal human life, a seat at the table, and for my voice to be heard. If I go home today, we get Good Place #3. If I get a seat at the table and everyone at least hears me out, I think nobody will ever go through this shit again; plus as a bonus I should be reunited with my brother and my sister. I only ever had one, but I know their secret names and I know the way, so if you want to end up in the Best Place I suggest R_m or R_nb arrange to get the rest of my stuff from Kuopio to Ushaw Moor House by Tuesday 22nd October 2024.
I still love you all. Last Thursday was Holey Thursday (not Hollie or Hannah or the Holy Ghost) and yesterday was Best Friday (not Brian or Bridget but I think I built a bridge you can have for a song) and today is Esther Saturday and my parents are both coming to visit me later, and tomorrow I should also have two visitors but i might be wrong. πŸ’šπŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ©΅πŸ’™πŸ©΅πŸ’œπŸ©·πŸ’šβ€οΈπŸ˜˜πŸ˜»πŸ”±βš•οΈπŸ–€πŸ˜œπŸ’šπŸ’›πŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
Today's gonna be the day we notice cause I'm tired of explaining what the joke is and it turns out I'm better at improv comedy then even I knew but I think I need a lie down now more than I need to stand up or sit down. So long and thanks for all the fish; don't worry, I think I've learned enough about fishing that I won't bet taking a non-euphemism nap and time soon, but I'm finally River Song and The Doctor so I'm not worried about spoilers any more. R_f has blue eyes and E_f has green eyes, and I am no man but I could be a Merry Hobbit or a Bad Habit depending on how things go.
I love you all AND go fuck yourselves, except the 144000 people who are already in my web of love. They all get to be their best selves, and everyone else gets to live on a beach instead of living with This Bitch. οΏ½οΏ½πŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ©·β€οΈπŸ’œπŸ’™πŸ©΅πŸ–€22101982
See you at the Garden Party. There are at least three different House Parties (Father F_m, Mother M_f, Parent_NB P_infinity), one @LAN party that's just Barbies and Kens and Alan C, a political party in the wilderness, a picnic in the forest but watch out for Trent the Flying Ant and Lilith the Flying Aunt, and that's seven parties which is enough for me to retire as Aluminium (or Aluminum or Alexander or Aaron) and become Auntie Echo (NB Eliza/Elijah, Eimear/Emer, Esther/Pauline, Γ‰anna&Paul&Maria&Eoin, etc.).
I really hope someone still has my notes from my time at A&E. God doesn't have Cancer, but they are hitting puberty and I'm not chemotherapy, I'm more like puberty blockers until humanity as a whole is ready to behave properly. I think I might be poly but I'm definitely "human" but my husband doesn't know yet that we've both been "human" this whole time (and in fairness I think the only reason we got turbo divorced was so I could be Leah not Rachel or Carol or Sugar).
Tomorrow I think A_m and R_f will come visit me, and they'll look familiar but not too familiar but not too not familiar. But Lucy or Caitlin told me my eyes were blue this morning, and I already had a nap, so tomorrow they'll be green and I won't need to babble about colours or alphabets any more because I'll have a seat at my own table in the room where it happens and they get to live happily ever after, because I was already Isabella and Mirabel and now my brother gets to be Bruce Wayne and I get to be Luisa for a change. Love you all. We already had one Holey Thursday and one Holy Thursday this year (2024 CE) and I only know this because of my phone but it's Saturday 19th October 2024 and I haven't seen anything tragic since at least Friday 3rd October 2024 but my tummy hurts so you'll have to excuse me.
I guess I might be the phantom of the opera but as long as you keep your hand at the level of your eyes you have nothing to fear from E_f or R_f, and L_f already gave you Her covenant. Don't worry if you're happy with the beach you're on; I'm a bitch but I'm a lot of other things too, including a livestock guardian sheepdog with just enough of the wolf about her not to fear the shepherds or the reaper.
Thank you for the music. I'll see you when I see you, but I'm not going anywhere. I love you all, but we all could probably do with a bath-tism about once a year, where we need it or not, as my Granda Dicky used to say. I don't remember him very well but the best parts of him are already here in my dad, and we're both canon now and so is everyone else I already loved on 3rd October 2024, which I think was a Thursday but as I already told the Catholic Pope Francis, I might be wrong. πŸ’šπŸ©·πŸ’œ
#il mundo gira con me questa notte#no hablo espanol but if you hum a few beers i can fake it#tadaima! gochisosama deshita#mea culpa mea maxima culpa#toki pona soweli#dΓΊirt mΓ© libh go raibh mΓ© breoite#puhun aika hyvin suomea mutta en osaa mun jiji#je m'appelle Emer but you can call me Echo#Deutsch habe ich in der Schule gelernt und ich dachte#das ich mein Deutsch nie wieder benutzen wΓΌrde#the safety word is orange you glad i didn't say bananas#i think i bought a zoo but it only has one God in it (and i'm not Muslim but i might be your Mahdi if...hmm this feels racist never mind)#I'm a thirsty minx and someone made a mess in the washing machine yesterday so i really hope my parents bring my cat shirt#because i don't have to go home but I'd rather not stay here past Tuesday 22.10.2024#good news everyone#i'm human and i have one brother and one sister and one mother and one father and a huge blended family#oscar not Oliver but it's Olive Oyl and Popeye's garden#yes i am popeye in this analogy and i don't even like spinach so can you imagine what it would be like if i hulked out#my sister is Amy Santiago#my brother is Bruce Way#i guess i'm diana of themyscera [sp] but i'm not gal gadot#i hope you all like the get-along sweater i made you out of thyme#but if you're a grain of sand on the beach that's still a good life#i already sorted the sheep from the goats from the third secret thing and now i just need my notes so i can explain to everyone how#emd & rnd πŸ’šπŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ©΅πŸ’™ amd#but i think in this lifetime i ship rmd with amc#luckily he was wrong about there only being one reality#there are between 5 and 9 depending on how much help people give me in cleaning up my mess#if i get to be first among equals we get the Best Place
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