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Frankenstein AU where the Creature, upon returning to seek terrible vengeance on Victor after realizing the tragic existence he's been forced into, takes a few days extra to actually, you know, observe Victor and see what he's like, to learn how best to enact his revenge. And he comes to the conclusion that, "Actually, I don't need to do anything, this idiot's going to ruin his own life without any outside interference, and I kinda wanna see how he does it."

Victor then proceeds to continue with his previously demonstrated levels of making good life choices, while now also constantly looking over his shoulder for his Creation and having the vapors at every little thing because oh noes, it's The Monster come back to Get Him-!!!

The Creature: (watching all this unfold through binoculars like it's a soap opera while sneaking in to help himself to Victor's larder and library when he feels like it, and also occasionally hiding small but vital objects, like Victor's keys or shaving blade, in weird spots in the house) Wow, it really does take an incredibly smart man to be quite this stupid, doesn't it?

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new video SNOOZE QUEST online NOW

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I hate having banger fanfic ideas. What do you expect me to do? Write them down????????????

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fun things that tend to get lost in dracula adaptations:

dracula throwing jonathans mirror out the window & leaving; jonathans reaction being essentially “god dammit how am i gonna shave now”

draculas shitty straw hat that he wears during his frantic daytime errands

jonathan trying to whack dracula with a shovel

general respect for lucy & mina

“we should have pity for dracula” “yeah have pity for him when i slam dunk him into hell” “JONATHAN”

quincey quietly stepping out during van helsings long boring vampire lecture & waking everyone up by shooting the fucking window in bc he saw a bat

quincey in general like why would you make the conscious decision to not have a cowboy in your vampire movie

jonathan almost dying bc he ate some spicy chicken

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HAPPY IDES OF MARCH!

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I PROBABLY ALREADY REPOSTED THIS BUT I'M CASTING IT AGAIN!!!!

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

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Vampire media has me in a fucking chokehold

Like yes I am having a bad day PUT THOSE DAMN BLOODSUCKERS UP ON MY SCREEN !!

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hear me out hear me out hear me out..... dracopia but it's the dracula (1992) rendition (prints!)

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Just watched Bram Stoker's Dracula and...

That was the most bisexual hell of a movie I've ever watched and it fuels my vampire hyperfixation.

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HI MY NAM IS EBONY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY ADN TDAY IM STEBBIN JUILIUS CEEZER FOR BEIN A PREP, WESH ME LUCK EMOS!!!!

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“Do it scared” “do it alone” what am I a survival horror protagonist gtfo

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*with a dark and evil aura surrounding me* I'm shy

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Moss I leave my bed?

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Love this village that Tumblr truly is because it's just us sticking our heads out the window and yelling across the street, "hey, is AO3 down!?"