#embiggen

[sheikthegeek]

When you eat some candy that looks like Earth, then you grow to the size of the planet...

[youngavengersonly]

Kamala accidentally embiggening herself at her D&D table when someone casts Enlarge on her character

[hobiesdump]

Me when I see someone draw atsv Hobie with small hair:

(/no agro)

[disasterbiwriter]

in 2009 i interviewed for my job with a guy i knew socially (i'd met him through my boyfriend at the time, who after our breakup still recommended me for this job - a standup dude, all around).

because i knew the interviewer socially, i knew he was a big simpsons nerd. so when he said the words "i'm not trying to embiggen the position," i assumed it was a bit, and quipped back, "well that's a perfectly cromulent word."

crickets.

anyway i know language is fluid and neologisms are how it grows, but i still laugh about that every time i think of it

[outlawmares]

Step one, cast Embiggen on your companion. Step two, give her a cinder block on a metal pole.

[nx42]

Takis used Enlarge Person!

Double in height with this one easy trick!

Posted using PostyBirb

[michaud-joshua-x1496]

I didn't know Katt was gifted in the study of breast augmentation.

That'a girl, Katt. 💗👏

[randomlythings]

Rare compliment

#WorldPoetryDay #poem

Made in Canva What was the best compliment you’ve received?Daily Prompt It’s World Poetry Day today, so I wrote a poem. *** Rare compliment It takes a lot to get a compliment from people Whatever I do, they are silent I don’t wait for one I’m not trying to embiggen the problem Even a rare compliment would be nice I don’t care though I function without one Rare compliment I get, but I…

[sheikthegeek]

If only RPG characters grew like this all the time...

[rrrick]

This vertically oriented logarithmic map of the Universe spans nearly 20 orders of magnitude, taking us from planet Earth to the edge of the visible Universe. Each large “mark” on the right side’s scale bar corresponds to an increase in distance scales by a factor of 10.

Big Think

[lurks-no-more]

Those are some very embiggened cats!

undergoing a process of embiggening

[wellfine]

[shewolfofvilnius]

so i'm replaying the opening parts of Dragon Age: Origins as I wanted to re-experience the female city elf origin as I HC my Rook in Veilguard having a connection to Warden Tabris.

WELL I got to the first appearances of the Darkspawn - and their defacing a bunch of ancient elven statues in the ruins of Ostagar. Post-defacement, they look EERILY similar to Elgar'nan in Veilguard. Like as though the darkspawn were modifying the statues to serve Elgar'nan in reverence.

Holy shit.

[kkpwnall]

i think he wants to be gentle with me

[hychlorions]

the lil guys from the website 🥹

[softcuddledrone]

SOFTIE wants a belly that rests on its thighs when it sits.

SOFTIE wants breasts that have well surpassed handfuls, and sag under their own fatty heft.

SOFTIE wants fat arms that threaten to brush against its chest when it reaches in front of it.

SOFTIE wants hips and thighs that can fill an office chair, and an ass that makes any seat feel plush and cushioned.

SOFTIE wants a plump neck and soft shoulders, perfectly soft and inviting to rest one’s head against.

SOFTIE wants to proudly take up space and be the bestest softest <OBJECT MADE FOR COMFORT> it can be..