#em0hamlet is allowed to speak and everyone sighs

[em0hamlet]

Victor Hugo being questioned by his editor for delaying—again— his novel:

“Sacre-Bleu! How can you accuse me of such a terrible crime-uh! Of course I've already started my novel!!! The protagonist's name is— uhhhh Jean. Jeannnnn Vallll———- yes, Jean is his name. Oh. YES you are a genius, my friend. Jean Valjean is the name”

[em0hamlet]

Spanish does this poor woman's name dirty man I thought it said "Argentinian dick"

having some thoughts about Lucan's wife Polla Argentaria

[em0hamlet]

It's morbin time

[em0hamlet]

I usually don't interact with cottagecore/toxic girl aesthetic/Lolita aesthetic/Fiona Apple(and the like) fangirls mainly because their content doesn't arouse anything in me (in the music area see: my user is literally em0hamlet). Also, many of them have that weird internalized misogyny mixed with a drop of misandry and the unconscious pushing of traditional gender roles as something innovative that ummmmmmm.

But bruh, they're not helping their cause:

Imagine you are me. You open Pinterest and see this. You suddenly feel left-out-from-something and you start to ask yourself things like, what is that purple thing? Why does it look like a character from a children's movie where you're supposed to look at it and say "it means you harm, your majesty!!!!!"? Why does it look like a weird version of "Labyrinth"? Why did no one in the comments section acknowledged how weird the image is without context? Is it supposed to be a postmodern work of art that I'm too ignorant to understand?

[em0hamlet]

I wish I was as third-eye-opened as Spinetta when he wrote La Cantata de Puentes Amarillos

[em0hamlet]

I think this is the first clip of Tsar Alexander I!!!!!

[em0hamlet]

¿“Los anales de la historia”? ¿Qué sigue? ¿”La historia oral”?