#elsieladyofmirkwood

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I love our friendship @elsie-lady-of-mirkwood

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DR JEKYLL PLAYS MY HORSE PRINCE

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@elsie-lady-of-mirkwood

so i went to hastings today and saw this legolas notebook

it was $2 so i said what the fuck and bought it. i get home, open the plastic sleeve and what do i find? this.

every goddamn page has this weird “soft pastel legolas” print and now i know what im doing all my homework on for the rest of my career

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I can't believe @elsie-lady-of-mirkwood used my screenshot of Julian's premium salt to send to our saltiest friend as a meme I'm fucking dying

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LEAVE HENRY ALONE

ID LIKE TO BUT THE STORY SAYS OTHERWISE

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Stabby McYEET

Go to bed at a descent hour, u heck

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@elsie-lady-of-mirkwood

iconic parts of lord of the rings that sadly didn’t make it into the films:

Frodo and Sam getting into a fight about rope

Gandalf and Aragorn tag-team sassing a convalescent Merry about the location of his pack

the massive intra-Fellowship fight about how fair or unfair it is for people to be blindfolded

“DO AS YOU PLEASE IN YOUR MADNESS! I WISH TO SEE NO EYES!”

Legolas coming all the way from Mirkwood to deliver bad news and get bitched at by Glóin

Bilbo’s passive-aggressive notes to his annoying relatives

Aragorn and Éomer leaning on their swords to take a break and chat in the middle of a fight (twice)

Saruman appearing out of nowhere and harassing the Three Hunters like a DND random encounter

the disco ball/oil slick/sequin robes

basically every time Ioreth or the Master of the Houses of Healing says anything

Pippin jumping into his bath and soaking literally everyone

Bilbo’s song about Eärendil and Aragorn trying to gently point out that some topics of conversation are Sensitive

Frodo deciding that the best way to be inconspicuous is with a loud obnoxious song about when the Moon got drunk

feel free to add your own

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CRAVE THAT HECKERINO

I SHOT BACK SALT FOR THIS

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NYOM

N Y O M

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*to the tune of Fight the Team* i don't know what i'm doing heck what are these notes oh well let's hope for the song to end soon let's hope for the best high noon heck heck the gang's all heck nyoom let's finish this soooon

LMAO ME TOO MATE ME TOO

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There's no better way to start a morning watching @elsie-lady-of-mirkwood scream to you about LXG Jekyll

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1800S LSD

YES

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Let it be known that @elsie-lady-of-mirkwood is, indeed, a horse fucker.

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SAD LEG MAN

PUT THIS ON MY FUCKING GRAVESTONE ERIN